Death to Spies

[@forealdo25]

The greatest thing about the whole grenade room is that it all started from Jerma smacking a guy feeling a cabinet.

[@JaxYTB]

Could this be euphemism?

[@pablostufff]

This actually speaks a lot about our society, we just can't rub cabinets anymore like we used to.

[@KrankuSama]

This is why the allies won, the Germans just threw grenades at themselves

[@ninejupitertheperson2023]

probably just stormtroopers

[@janetlapham3919]

+Ninejupiter The Person Is that a reference to Canadian WW1 soldiers, or is it just some shitty star wars reference?

[@lazersify]

+Jerrod Lapham do you not know German military? Star Wars didn't invent stormtroopers, they took the inspiration from Nazi Germany.

[@ninejupitertheperson2023]

+lazersify didn't they invent the first cruise missle

[@lazersify]

Ninejupiter The Person Germany or Star Wars? :P

[@dannyboi5887]

The new Hitman game is looking great

[@vman339]

+Daniel King This is actually better than Absolution, is the sad part.

[@PennyroyalHammersmith]

Agent 74 in Shitman: Piss Cash

[@HomelessOldMan9000]

it's on sale for a dollar fifty.

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

+Daniel King Both the death to spy games are very fun, but really brutal

[@cogumelomods]

I heard It's a hit,man.

[@ALucienLachance]

Why does every single soldier look like some german version of Jerma?!

[@malhekai]

Cause this is Jermany circa 3884 AD, or in the new calendar 1868 AJ.

[@Nitrous0x]

+Jake Hawkfield I thought I was the only one. I thought he had face swapped them or something

[@Killzone626]

+Nitrous Oxide exactly what I thought

[@Alaska1925]

Jerman soldiers?

[@Infinitron38]

I've been trying to come up with something that a German Jerma would say, but I can't because I am stupid.

[@Myst1cLuna]

The worst thing about Jerma's videos is that they have an end.

[@shkarbaker905]

iceprinc312 future fan here This channel is dead because he hasn't made video since a year ago Racist way of saying this nigga hasn't uploaded since year ago

[@Sincielo]

@@shkarbaker905 he makes videos on his second channel now

[@jellymop]

@@Sincielo he doesn’t make the videos. They are clips created from his twitch Channel by a fan that has permission by Jerms to do it I think. He no long uploads to KZbin himself.

[@Derren82]

@@jellymop he used to just upload on youtube back when he made vids on this channel

[@jellymop]

@@Derren82 😣 you’re right. This comment was 5 years ago.

[@Psijax]

omg I just realized, the guy who pisses in jermas face at the end is the same guy he was throwing spoons at earlier he wanted revenge, jerma you brought this on yourself

[@ZeGermanFox]

Do you feel like a hero yet?

[@nickirmen6671]

@@ZeGermanFox "What'd it cost? Every Spoon"

[@TimedropStudios]

Every fuckin' one of your videos makes me laugh to tears. Jesus christ this is gold.

[@orilollo]

+TimedropStudios SO true

[@TheZandBeast]

I woke up my entire house laughing so hard...

[@jjconroygames]

+TimedropStudios Agreed

[@TheCalmPsycho]

+TheZandBeast Holy shit, is your house haunted?

[@cheese_man4952]

3rd time, he's gonna piss in my face XD

[@jaywalkersunite]

"Somebody throws a grenade into the room and they have to leave" is possibly the funniest sentence ever uttered.

[@blippedyblop]

The fart analogy is too on the nose.

[@CreepsMcPasta]

This game is almost a decade old. How do you keep finding these games!!?

[@jackal176]

Broken games are attracted to Jerma

[@vman339]

+CreepsMcPasta As the guy who had to make the guide for hardest difficulty and best rating, it honestly amazed me to see any given famous KZbinr covering this goddamned thing.

[@ethhics]

Hmmm i do wonder

[@jackal176]

+keraaa - lol

[@carlosd2217]

the broken games find jerma

[@kingbradley6000]

6:06 a chef to surpass metal gear

[@jaimeruiz3648]

kingbradley6000 Punished Chef: A Fallen Legend

[@lamehomer]

You have uçk profile pic im proud

[@morgoli2916]

Directed by Hideo Kojima

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

1:26 The suspicious hat was actually a German in the floor.

[@Crudecoronet]

Silent Runner That was jerma

[@lpe3991]

I swear. Jerma's laugh is the best thing on KZbin.

[@MM-vs2et]

on youtube? on the whole fukin world!

[@almost_friday9745]

Joel's is better

[@shamusbob7969]

Dunkey's is better

[@CasparLeones]

@DownForwardPunch Yeah I'm more of a Rich Evans guy but Jerma's laugh is pretty enriching also.

[@proudoliverofvatican]

Eight years on, this video is still gold and the comments are like a time capsule!

[@calebn6489]

This is the first jerma clip I ever saw. Now it's been 5 years of watching this old man get scared of his own desk in VR

[@ChristainGuyOfAction]

I was surprised when he didn't comment on that woman in the men's room. 7:17

[@MegaFarinato]

+ChristianGuyOfAction I dont really like christians but youre a good one.

[@henrybottomsworth]

+MegaFarinato tips fedora

[@ChristainGuyOfAction]

MegaFarinato Thank you. :)

[@Bobasso]

+ChristianGuyOfAction the relic

[@ChristainGuyOfAction]

L. Ron Hubble What's that? You've cleared 6 rooms on half a heart? I'm still not giving you one.

[@vissova]

I think I can write out the entire AI code for this game. 1

[@mat5637]

vissova seem a good hitman like game. such a shame for that poor retarded ai

[@Redbikemaster]

Code: yes

[@Mark_nobody3]

What code language do you use, most common in the industry is C++ but others use C# to link to the game engine to make it work

[@v0dka885]

Code: Stormtrooper-(iq1)

[@aaadj2744]

Make a mod for it, then. I would get that to patch the AI in these game :-)

[@user-pi7ub6su3w]

I still do t get how leafy and other youtubers are growing so fast while jerma over here still doesnt have the most subscribers. Srsly jerma, youre the best thing that has ever happened to this site

[@betsecaf2227]

jerma dosen't use clickbait, that's why

[@hhhhhh-dk1rt]

ikr lol every single one of his videos will make me laugh garenteed even, just look at this he is playing a really shit game yet I'm having more fun watching him play it rather than playing the best game in the world lol

[@009-u1h]

+Funky Manatee Well just take a look at all of Leafys videos and then Jermas. The difference is the lack of clickbait on Jermas videos.

[@SorcererOfSoup]

+Steb the Feg Exactly

[@PurpleJester]

+Funky Manatee Sometimes it's better to not be so widely known.

[@Rebel2Sociaty]

1:55 nice balancing by that gun there

[@invschematics]

How did Jerma not notice that?

[@darthp2057]

have you seen chef?

[@XxclashgamingxX]

+Drew Peacock My name is Chef!

[@darthpanzer]

+Drew Peacock By Jon Favreau?

[@Hege_]

Excuseme, have you seen chef?

[@waifuct]

+Darth Pecker have you seen a forced and dead meme? its pretty good

[@mihail7767]

+Darth Pecker ey b0ss

[@ekynus2252]

the across the entire room plate kills are the best thing ive ever seen I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. keep up the good work, Jerma. you're a champion

[@KnucklesR2]

My Life just brightened up

[@DrSavitruc]

You too ?

[@KnucklesR2]

Jerma Video's are like "Humor guaranteed". I WILL watch this again over the next weeks and months and WILL laugh at the exact same parts.

[@DrSavitruc]

+KnucklesR2 I like to watch his videos because I love to watch him laugh. By the way completely different question, do you remember the name of that tf2 video where he starts to speak super fast and say very stupid crap ?

[@misteleventh6546]

I'm not afraid of death anymore. Jerma will carry my soul away in much better places...

[@employee4275]

+DrSavitruc You mean: I WIN, I WIN, I GET A HUNDRED BUCKS.

[@koolkizarka5166]

This could easily be a TF2 video with the title.

[@koolkizarka5166]

[@jenniferanderson2222]

I didn't see the thumbnail and thought it was

[@pug9431]

jerma rumble please

[@sok6718]

YES!!!!!!!

[@pug9431]

+Kyle Sokira woah calm down there pal, don't want to have a heart attack now

[@Jerma985]

+Jacob Butchko Spring time.

[@pug9431]

***** cool

[@SL-dk1tv]

+Jerma985 you have just made a person VERY happy......

[@ThanenJ]

Not sure how many times I've re-watched 6:02 but it always has me dying. How he says it, and how the guy slowly falls over. The whole video is absolute money, thanks Jerma for being hilarious as always.

[@Tylermike75]

Yet ANOTHER Jerma video that makes me laugh to the point of tears, thank you so much Jerma

[@john_4254]

I cannot breath when I watch this

[@QMan1234red]

Did I freeeze in the freeza?

[@MrCrossa]

Wolfenstein 2017 leaked footage.

[@invschematics]

*Wolfenstein III: The Grenade Room

[@ahsospice6687]

I swear, at least 90% of my favorites list is Jerma videos. You actually make the best shit on KZbin. Nothing ever makes me laugh as much as you do. Never change and for the love of god, never stop making videos.

[@cymtk]

2:15 dont know if this was intentional but "Jerry" aka the allied army's slang term for German soldiers in world war 2 Iuno, I giggled at it

[@kokoboko8201]

and WWI

[@zachprouty8595]

That's British, better, American version was Kraut

[@NurseValentineSG]

This is basically Metal Gear Solid 5.

[@aglassofwater8710]

+Nurse Valentine You're that chick that takes her clothes off and plays with snake in the rain right?

[@neattoo]

+Nurse Valentine So it's unfinished and disappointing?

[@neattoo]

Myelin Sheaths I wasn't even hyping myself up. There's something wrong when your trailers look better than the game itself. But hey if you enjoy japanese Far Cry with empty barren worlds then that's fine by me.

[@neattoo]

Myelin Sheaths "Major companies trailers" except the trailers were edited by Kojima himself.

[@neattoo]

Myelin Sheaths I still fail to see how is that relevant when it comes to being disappointed with the game though. The game is disappointing if you just compare it to other MGS games.

[@davidtornqvist6602]

2:33 looks like the entire platoon is trying to murder a ant

[@_Snazzee_]

So this is why the Germans lost...

[@artos6647]

Junko Enoshima Your profile pictute does not match your name.

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

Junko Enoshima So uhh La Salsa?? of the Pic

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

Junko Enoshima Youre my hero

[@skipws]

or, perhaps, the Jermans

[@TheOtherLPer203]

your named arin hanson but you have a profile picture of danny sexbang. why?

[@HTacianas]

5:04 You fool, he's clearly a Nord.

[@aco9880]

Rob Webb Nord master race

[@Darkfreed0m]

And i had this game collecting dust in my room for years because i thought it was boring.

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

I DIED at the part where the guy keeps trying to walk into the stall. 😂😂😂

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

Never laughed so hard in my life

[@philipp2236]

cyp fucking same.dude

[@phearamax4146]

This is almost two years old and is still one of the funniest videos on KZbin.

[@Cardinal541]

you are THE FUNNIEST youtuber I have ever watched, I almost die of laughter every video!

[@9600bauds]

1:53 Lower left corner... Is his weapon a SILENCED REVOLVER?

[@DDDaxton2000]

Either way, neat, but we have the same image. There can only be one.

[@viktorvlasov483]

9600bauds yes, it is. (Yeah there is revolver like this)

[@thebluerose4780]

More realistic then the new Call Of Duty game though

[@nol6819]

You play a russian spy in that game so that should be a nagant revolver which is the only revolver that can be silenced

[@joaogomes9405]

Not the only one, any gas sealed revolver can be silenced. The nagant revolver is just the most well known example.

[@SparksX18]

5:29 That was a SPECTACULAR throw.

[@joegraham772]

The red spy is in the base

[@bobbyferg9173]

4:16 must be the Chef from Octodad

[@KoalaGex]

this is the best internet video of all time

[@Spirolli]

The hall at 6:14 is from the Shining's Overlook Hotel. It's just been shortened a bit.

[@spacecatet1754]

First jerma vid I watched and it's still my favorite.

[@Necromediancer]

I don't think any Jerma video had made me laugh as hard as this one

[@igotashake]

I feel like these games were made specifically for Jerma

[@kablam_3870]

Even though it's not the best, I loved this game I remember when I didn't know of the internet I went to a mall and just got this game for my birthday I played it all the way through and despite it being pretty buggy it was fucking amazing and at the time had amazing graphics I can't wait for the third instalment, although it is named something different. I swear I will buy it and fuck around like good old times...

[@TheMasterTelevision]

We all have that shitty game that meant the whole world to us...

[@BanHelsing]

bruh the third one was literal trash

[@cpt.straginski]

@@TheMasterTelevision well this game is not even like a real shit, its kinda like codename 47 with some features, for the time its like an alright game

[@mythicalmik7411]

This is it. My first Jerma video. Godly

[@CaramelsDen]

Yo M I K

[@revilno]

This is my second jerma vid. My first was G I A N T E N E M Y S P I D E R But he should be known for great content not just one meme

[@Durgemann]

Adam: "Oh yeah we've played this one." James: "Yeah; the name's pretty accurate because we were the spies and we died a lot." -Inside Gaming, Steam Roulette

[@enders-]

I almost died watching the chef crawl across the room

[@enders-]

What a way to go

[@jackcoleman2131]

favorite video so far

[@ThatGuySarabia]

Me: mom can I have Hitman? Mom: no we have Hitman at home *Hitman at home:*

[@isuckatstarcraft96]

imagined Jerma crawling around in a hotel lobby wearing a chef's outfit and suddenly throwing a plate as everyone cowers

[@thescruffinator8830]

I love that this is labelled as gmod

[@ohabigailANIMATIONS]

I like how they alerted the entire base to shoot a hat

[@canary0074]

"There he is! I found him! Oh wait, Jerry, did you just throw a grenade into the room?" *explosion*

[@keybored13]

i love how their ragdolls just flop when the grenade goes off

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

"Jerma Rumble will be out by the end of 2015." -Jerma985

[@radshiba_]

the guards are like OH SHIT A RAAAAT

[@Tazamo]

7:16 Random woman in a men's restroom.

[@brunoestevezdominguez4901]

She's a cleaner

[@grievetan]

my favorite jerma video

[@Stak0]

6:40 is that Jerma in the grey suit. That’s literally Jeremy.

[@saltwaterfish6043]

*throws grenade into the room* *proceeds to walk into the room with the grenade about to detonate*

[@SehnsuchtYT]

I've seen this video three times and it still makes me cry with laughter.

[@deamonic456820]

This is fine, aged, vintage Jerma985 content.

[@maverick7245]

jerma spent 2 hours in the grenade room. someone pissed on his face. freezed to death. but wait... where's star

[@jayjayjesus]

This guy is the only youtuber who still makes me laugh my ass off when i watch any of his videos, he deserves way more subscribers

[@Xyreqa]

thought it was a TF2 video rip

[@flaringcomet]

^^^^^

[@tuttifrutti8576]

me too, sadness is real

[@EmmanuelMalibert]

me too ;-;

[@samfitzz3]

Rest in pepperoni

[@vigilantslacker6039]

Yes

[@Lawlsomedude]

Just imagine the report this soldier files when he gets back. "Good to see you again Lieutenant. I trust your mission to extract the priority target went according to plan?" "Well, uh, yes Captain, but the entire base has been cleared of enemy forces." "What?! That's going to draw too much attention! How the hell did you manage that anyway?!" "Well sir, they saw my hat in the corner of a room and kept throwing grenades at it, and in doing so kept killing each other." "And that killed every last one of them." "Yes sir." ". . . how is there still a war going on."

[@jemrem9969]

jerma's laugh is the most contagious laugh 2016

[@johnmoore9588]

Honestly Jerma, you're the only KZbinr who makes me cry with laughter every video.

[@Epicosity780]

This game got an 8.0/10 because IGN found it "too difficult."

[@awildtaxidriver3372]

Epicosity780 Jackie Chan is an 8/10

[@MM-vs2et]

I was excited to see a Ster comment, but I realize i'm in his wife's channel

[@Todarain]

I've played it for a while, and I have to say that the level design isn't that great, which greatly increases the difficulty.

[@zachprouty8595]

Babies

[@altair1337]

rewatching these vids for nostalgia :D

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

5:57 Metal Gear Solid VI: Food Eater.

[@sharpiefumes]

This is the video that acts as the direct precursor to the hitman madness he will unleash on the streaming world

[@renbelmont]

The dastardly devil boy video too

[@johnnyfreedman2501]

It's ALWAYS the monopoly guy. Rule of thumb.

[@Pineappleparty]

When ever I'm having a bad day, I watch this video. It cheers me up everytime

[@Shilag]

God damn it, I just love every single video you make so much.

[@JaystationREAL]

Jerma playing PS0 Games is a pretty good time killer, it's 2:40AM and I awake.. watching this

[@XxBlackAngel141]

The npcs walking into the stall at the end killed me oml

[@hydeparkwaterdept.6554]

LMAO it looks like a rap music video when they're all in the same room pointing guns at you

[@mewtwotwo2222]

YOU CAN NEVER KILL US ALL!!

[@medianna]

the part with the chef crawling on the floor made me laugh so hard my sides physically hurt now

[@timothy__tt]

Can I just say, Jerma, this is probably my favourite video on KZbin of all time. The title, the thumbnail, the jokes in the video, they're all 10/10. I've watched this video probably upwards of 10 times now.

[@doomdude3034]

The new hitman looks great.

[@depressedgaming8704]

Realizing now they all look like clones of Jerm

[@Ultrazoop]

why do all of these npcs look like the deadly premonition guy

[@KaoticFail]

+P. Dongus (Zoop) Seems like he was killed with some fine china, eh Zach?

[@ThePancaked1]

+P. Dongus (Zoop) ZACH, DID YOU SEE THAT IN THE GROUND A SPY

[@eribourne1791]

Nearly a year later and I'm still laughing my ass off to this video. Well done Jerma...

[@bearmandev]

You can win any battle if you're willing to make extremely poor use of grenades.

[@anosmianAcrimony]

6:20 Gershwin's 3rd Prelude! I can play that. One of my favourites

[@adampayton4695]

Hey, I can too!

[@KaramIsOkay]

Jerma hands down best entertainer from the TF2 youtubers out there

[@BlueMewGaming]

+Karam KmD *Jerma hands down best entertainer from the youtubers out there. Fixed that for you.

[@TreeBeardNero]

+BlueMewGaming Yeah what a silly mistake what even

[@Kimarnic]

+BlueMewGaming RIP TF2 ;_; Overwatch killed TF2

[@TreeBeardNero]

Kimarnic Dash The hell? Haha no it didn't.

[@Kimarnic]

***** I mean, it killed Star and Jerma

[@FurryShep]

One of your best videos. Absolutely beautiful.

[@joyalken7682]

Reminder list: Dont watch Jerma while drinking Pepsi

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

Laranjo Loko piss*

[@isawadelapradera6490]

@@jmmjjmmjjmmj Bepis*

[@Grimsoul100]

jfc The piano player part damn near killed me.

[@leftovers8219]

The best thing is to drink a big bottle of water and watch Jerma play ww2 games

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

You’ve got this massive room full of people. Of all of these people, it’s the fucking Diplomat that Jerma just so happens to clock in the face from 100 feet.

[@King_Jimbo]

Real hands-on chef here, ya know? Literally crawls through the room to make sure everyone is eating and happy. Don’t complain about the cooking, though… he throws a salt shaker like you wouldn’t believe.

[@Baki_B]

This game is my jam

[@Stephanooooo1]

i love this series, im very glad to see you play it, mainly because it has such a great challenge and AI for its time.