Jerma Streams - The Mortuary Assistant

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Call of Duty: Black Ops II Tournament kzbin.info/www/bejne/paCommlobrh7bLM 2. The Mortuary Assistant 4:33 The Mortuary Assistant

[@madeinmicrosoftpaint]

you're really cool

[@felypinho020]

What was the game called again?

[@Pompadourius]

@@felypinho020 The Mortuary Assistant

[@vectorperkins5666]

what game is this?

[@spaciousdawgg]

@@vectorperkins5666The Mortuary Assistant

[@uckbritley1305]

I'm fucking dying at the demon squatting on the shelf at 2:39:36, desperately waiting for jerma to notice it while he's just completely focused on the task at hand

[@distalion]

object permanence isn't his strong suit

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@distalion AndyHD

[@user-ky8du8lk7l]

Notice me, jerm-pie

[@lrizzard]

"oooh oii ohhh"

[@jas3335]

​@@distalionLMFAOO

[@NiksoSick]

Okay this was legit terrifying. At roughly 19:00 Jerma says „Pizzas burning“ since he’s reading chat. While watching this video I genuinely forgot I had a pizza in my oven and it was about to just completely burn. Jerma legit saved me from a house fire holy shit

[@Leetgrain]

TELEPATHIC streamer SAVES LIL PIZZA NERD from DEATH, hailed as hero

[@sophibugg1415]

thats so fucking funny

[@--Io--]

his benevolence knows no bounds

[@jukemasta2455]

He accidentally saves lives by the dozen every day

[@anyalaASMR]

@@jukemasta2455 but he takes even more

[@super8bitvideos]

horror games disguised as job simulators are jermas critical thinking kryptonite

[@SaintPapaThiccolas]

As someone who just watched this after watching him play closing shift, you couldn’t be more right 😂

[@Emily-pd2hi]

How could you say that? Dude, I’m pretty sure that critical thinking is Jerma’s biggest weakness, so critical thinking is his ability to critically think’s weakness because he can’t do it. I’m pretty sure about 99% or about that percentage of his streams proves that.

[@mellowmelly9258]

jerma has critical thinking ?

[@Wohlfe]

Streamer brain, too many distractions

[@gengarrhea]

@@mellowmelly9258 i think he has been crit'd in his thinky part.

[@SketchCraftian]

I love how after receiving a step by step on how to poison yourself from a demon, Jerma immediately just agrees and frantically searches for poison

[@amoth7757]

Oh man 666 likes I can’t just break that magic number

[@АнастейшаНеважн]

Such a funny man

[@carcharoclesmegalodon6904]

@@amoth7757 \[T]/

[@villa.artista]

He said gatorade so confidently at 22:23 bless his heart

[@jetpilot4430]

menthol too..... oh jerma

[@joaoarthur6487]

Its how the egyptians did it

[@spiritbx1337]

@@joaoarthur6487 Little do people know, Egyptians invented gatorade as an embalming fluid, but as humans we have evolved so much stronger since then that we can now drink it as a refreshing drink.

[@juliehartley3652]

@@spiritbx1337 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lil1kv]

I read this in a southern old lady accent

[@vamppanic]

that part when he’s turned around and a voice says “why didn’t you let me die” then he turns to see the dead woman was replaced by a man… the way he walks around it in silence then quietly says “who the fuck is this?” absolutely made me double over

[@andrew3606]

Anyone got a time stamp

[@quoteclone]

@@andrew3606 1:56:40

[@graalv3943]

@@andrew3606 59:52

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@quoteclone L

[@quoteclone]

@@AdamKlownzinger I just took a shot in the dark. I was close enough though 🧐

[@hityawiththepunktactics]

Jerma seeing the error screen telling him to drink poison and immediately taking that as a direction is the funniest thing I've fucking seen

[@haven222]

i put this on loop to fall asleep and every time he makes the mortuary morty joke i arise from my slumber to let out a little chuckle

[@SploogeScrooge]

Horror game for sleeping is kinda psycho, I sometimes use the fishman stream

[@haven222]

@@SploogeScrooge this is a pretty chill horror game tbh

[@_John_Johnson]

Jerma looks like he ported a hyper realistic model of himself from Garry's mod into a facial tracking software.

[@roguekeychain1848]

There is such a specificity to this comment that I cannot really deny what you said. In fact, I agree.

[@minjung9390]

yeah beacuse jerma is a high res 3d vtuber model

[@danlet]

@@minjung9390 kawaii~~

[@joshuaclark9545]

It's because he couldn't let anyone see him drooling every time a dead body is on the screen

[@sireggsalad]

@@joshuaclark9545 D:

[@thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860]

watching jerma playing this, trying to figure out how everything works is a horror in itself

[@kinnikuboneman]

It didn't take that long

[@missfrubby7814]

It doesn't help that chat gives him different answers later on either, like with the symbol LOL! It just confuses him even more

[@TheMrRightclick]

The devs should watch this, their tutorial and game feedback sucks. Jerma is a prime QA tester!

[@Cruddyhorse]

It's not nearly as bad as some other streamers, most others completely rely on chat to tell them what to do and cant handle more than a single game mechanic at a time.

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

@@TheMrRightclick No? Jerma skips through the tutorial text and flavor text a bunch. :/ Player's fault, the devs don't write the text for nothing. You shouldn't skip text in a game you haven't played before. That kind of careless laziness is why many modern games are made with unskippable tutorials. It honestly felt like he needed the instructions and directions voice acted at him even though that breaks the immersion of the story. It is frustrating to see him click through to skip and then immediately ask a question the text answered for him, HAD HE NOT SKIPPED IT.

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

Jerma asking the demon for three wishes as if it were a frigging genie had me rolling.

[@khajiithadwares2263]

3:03:42

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

@@khajiithadwares2263 YES, thank you for the timestamp! I meant to post it the first time and forgot 😅😅

[@Tanekoshima]

My favorite part was when Rebecca said "It's embalmin' time" and flawlessly executed her job to her boss' delight.

[@JesseCaul]

im jesse

[@tehdmanvids3]

She embalmed everywhere

[@thestanley2692]

embalmed all over the place

[@eldritchlex]

It’s mortin’ time

[@momiji_number1daughterwife]

IIIT'S EMBALMIN' HOUR!!!!

[@PenguinOfficial]

1:08:37 " This is not the bathroom." Greatest observational skills we have ever seen from Jerma.

[@jimass13]

1:21:44 I love how "requires paying close attention" is immediately preceded by jerma misreading "tenancy"

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

Dyslexic Andy lol

[@tir3d_al1za]

to be fair i somehow read this comment as tenacity too. i was super confused when i got to that part lmao

[@oddysee3030]

I love how he misunderstands the purpose of the notepad and treats it like a diary the whole time for some reason

[@dominickdibart12]

@@TousanTekko He played the one that explains it twice, but failed to retain the information lol

[@kernel-pult]

"quick write that down"

[@Finnbobjimbob]

It really pisses me off

[@Xalted118]

2:43:42 Jerma's face getting stuck in that shocked expression was jarring as hell, and then snapping back like it's nothing.

[@ieatbeescontactme501]

scarier than the game

[@binibro275]

he went goblin mode

[@ItsRyanHello]

Sour lemon bit, classic

[@Shrimple329]

HE DOES THAT ALL THE FIME ITS SO FUNNY LMAO

[@sbraypaynt]

I clicked on your timecode and laughed deliriously until he stopped making the face oh my fucking god.

[@gocharsispa2558]

Of course Jerma speedruns the secret ending.

[@gunslingerer_p2032]

My thoughts lol

[@JacobKinsley]

0:00 Changing games 4:33 House Tour 3:24:46 Game Starts

[@nateman9159]

This comment actually just made my day

[@gravioli14]

LOLLL this genuinely took me a minute to get omg 😭😭😭

[@glitterfailure]

the "really? get a bag," into a scream and then just "backpack." at 23:17 really gets me

[@lauralide4804]

It's amazing

[@sbraypaynt]

unfriended moment

[@tree4364]

When the shadow figure is looking through the window at 29:45, I like to think he saw it and didn’t care rather than him not seeing it.

[@ItsRyanHello]

i was screaming that he didnt see it oh my god

[@ExMalodios]

hes used to shadowy figures looking back at him

[@joshuaclark9545]

@@ExMalodios he calls them collectively "chat"

[@KamenShounen]

It actually drives me crazy cause there are several shadow dudes in the beginning and I have yet to see anyone playing the game notice them.

[@darling9577]

He’s used to it

[@mantidream8179]

Jerma simultaneously exhibits the absolute best and worst survival instincts imaginable. Walks into a room, can sense vibes are off, and sees the living dead out the window moments after. Good instincts. Does his best to obey a demon telling him to drink poison. Bad instincts..

[@rowen9945]

Demon: ingest poison, I want your flesh Jerma: *starts looking for poison*

[@chrisbudrow1716]

Watching him stumble through the tutorial was an actual horror game

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

The obvious checking chat every 2 seconds makes me think he's over-reliant on backseaters

[@ArachnidSyther]

@@Ashhley_the_shawty most streamers are. Sometimes i feel it really takes the fun out of the early parts of some games.

[@garbearfar1394]

I was hoping a commenter on yt had jump scare time stamps cuz watching him fumble thru the entire game is mind numbing. I’ve seen other people play who know what to do so maybe that’s why it’s so annoying but either way this is why I never watch streamers

[@soupoup]

​@@garbearfar1394 :-{

[@striderbeats]

23:18 is so goddamn funny. the abrupt scream followed by him finishing the sentence is perfect

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Huge Jim Carrey vibes

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Also 2:39:40

[@striderbeats]

@@IcespherePlaysGames when he screams it looks like the throws up his organs into his mouth like a camel

[@LillithMK]

he has real stones when it comes to horror moments lol. him just immediately opening the window and yelling outside when there's tapping, incredible

[@projectapollo9662]

time frame?

[@AnonymOus-dv8us]

@@projectapollo9662 I think it's around 1:23:14

[@ExMalodios]

hes the guy in horror movies that immediately goes outside

[@MatthewPherigo]

@@projectapollo9662 I can highly recommend PatStaresAt. He brings the energy of an apathetic retail employee to demon hunting which is *very* entertaining.

[@Ligmaballin]

It's better to run into danger than run from danger, if that makes sense... It's faster, and less scary since you eliminate the suspense, this tip doesn't work irl though

[@tollsofsouls5942]

I've never seen Jerma actually in a video where he didn't seem like a lost child in the middle of a mall with no idea where he is.

[@dynomar11]

He's like the kid from heavy rain

[@crystalbirthdays]

48:28 The guy walked over like he wanted to RP in Garry's Mod

[@swedishmeat17]

LOLLLL

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

1:37:20 Jerma advises novice paranormal spirit on how to better haunt people from experience

[@end.olives]

Coach

[@SorenOnSteam]

God I love jerma, I wonder what it’s like being a gamer with dementia.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Jerma died weeks ago this is just the gasses escaping

[@asddsdsssd]

Jerma is to gaming as Mike Stoklasa is to movies.

[@hypnotoad311]

You wonder what it’s like? You’re witnessing it first hand.

[@crepuscule7721]

This was a little hard to watch, but that’s why I love Jerma’s streams. If you watch enough of them and endure the frustration, you break out of Samsara and reach enlightenment. Happened to my buddy Eric once.

[@giga9849]

☝☑

[@gflow3643]

it gets better after like half an hour. power through brother

[@smells109]

@@gflow3643 for the first hour I was just fucking correcting him lmao picking up methanol and saying "menthol" bruh

[@WhatsReel]

i love that jerma automatically assumed the body that looked almost exactly like him was possessed....... and he was right

[@sbraypaynt]

I fucking collapsed a lung when he read "Gatorade" and "Menthol" as ingredients for embalming fluid.

[@Salsawithchips]

I hope you are ok

[@Baby_Penguin01]

so awesome that jerma invited the demon from the game to stand behind him and watch him while he plays. so good to see streamers support demonic entities

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Be respectful it's "Mortally Challenged" now

[@Shiroi0moi]

@@Ashhley_the_shawty #demonrightsarehumanrights #allpriestsarebastards

[@cromulom2223]

@@Shiroi0moi #justiceforlucifer

[@nipplecream3099]

@@cromulom2223 thoughts and sacrifices

[@Heckinwhatonearth]

​@@nipplecream3099Hail Sataniel

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

I liked this one a lot. A very uncomfortable concept that keeps you on your toes. Also, I was eating soup. It was good.

[@sokavisnu]

oh, but what kind of soup? how could you leave us hanging

[@nietzschesncream8833]

WHAT KIND OF SOUP? YOUVE BEEN DODGING THE QUESTION FOR YEARS, SYRUPBUCCANEER

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

It was chicken noodle with spinach, corn and onion! I had buttered brioche on the side! Please release my family they've done nothing wrong

[@herajoon4659]

@@SyrupBuccaneer daaang u've been eating good

[@Zambezii]

@@SyrupBuccaneer oh my god that sounds so good

[@ohthatdemoness6]

jerma hasn't been paying attention to his classes in mortuary school and it shows 😤

[@aniyilator]

D+ andy

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

He's a prodigy at -serial killing- _making_ corpses, but possessing them? Mmh Not so much

[@cromulom2223]

He never leaves body to preserve

[@violet4239]

I cant believe this man is almost 37 years old. God bless.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Middle-Aged Streamer Disturbs Corpses In Front Of Thousands Of Helpless Viewers

[@deadinfebruary]

27:00 Watch the doorway of the corridor as he is turning to look at the body

[@Figgy_Jub]

How tf did you spot that? Lol

[@bayybars]

Benadryl type beat

[@lecooldude]

​@@Figgy_Jubcocaine

[@thebluehat6814]

the game is actually relatively scary but I think what's scarier is how jermas face is redder than his body

[@humanure0]

he is absolutely FULL of blood

[@imjonathan6745]

All of his blood goes to his head making his face looks red meaning he's using 101% of his brain capacity to play this game poor jerma..

[@rolarens6091]

i hope he picks this game up again and does the last few endings, his reactions to things are so priceless and more akin to a cat owner throwing a pillow at 4am than someone actively pursued by the devil

[@Talled221]

Don’t know how I missed this stream, so thankful for this channel honestly

[@Clouditivity]

Same though

[@Penquinn14]

Thank god he turned that radio off before leaving his apartment He's also the only person that would actively listen to the demon telling him to eat poison

[@SallyBerry9]

I can't see those sorts of models used at the start without thinking 'Is this House Party?'

[@TemmiePlays]

pretty sure these are DAZ3D models. so... accurate comment

[@SallyBerry9]

@@TemmiePlays I wondered where people were getting the models, they’re so… oddly rigged? Like the movement’s not right in anything they’re used for

[@humanure0]

yeah the eyes don’t move and the head turns like there’s zero gravity lol

[@Swagmaster65]

12:44 Jerma attempts to discover how a drawer works. 55:20 Jerma's try look at every corner except the right one challenge. 3:19:57 Jerma, after somehow getting it correct twice in a row, not only gets it right a third time, but also gets a secret ending.

[@MuradBeybalaev]

It's like if I gave Jerma three blank sheets of glossy paper and told him that his job is to pick one and roughen its surface with some sandpaper for better sticking to then paint it blue. And he proceeded to sit there for an hour, trying to guess which one of the three white sheets is secretly blue before actually painting it.

[@faithsspam]

accurate

[@bailey_eh]

I love jermas reaction to the demon walking behind the computer like a mom yelling at their toddler while they're in a meeting

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

entire person walks past at 27:00 and he just does not care

[@gocharsispa2558]

To be fair the tutorial’s jumpscares are so well hidden. I don’t think ANYONE has ever noticed them.

[@stuffedbrains]

@@kaebeelee that is a whole ass CORPSE

[@bean4997]

@@kaebeelee it's literally a dead body

[@Dje1025]

Anyone else think this was like watching adult Blues Clues? “Guys, where is this fucking lighter” “Jerma! The lighter is right there! Right there silly!!!”

[@aniyilator]

1:07:25 jerma frustratedly staring into your soul

[@egg04]

“It’s nothing!”

[@disposable_income_andy]

he looks like he has black gumball eyes like from the spongebob popsicles

[@blturn]

23:17 actual sound of Jerma being dragged into the recycling bin

[@foxnight2312]

b a c k p a c k

[@alicemyers5071]

someone please make a excorcist movie with Jerma and have a 1 hour scene where he's arguing with the demon for 3 wishes. Please.

[@shackleshotgun]

"Where's poison?" Jerma for the love of GOD

[@aeternalslime9670]

i'm surprised they don't do more with the whole "walk backwards down a long hallway" thing. that seems like there should be a lot of room for scare there and they don't seem to do anything more with it than just there being a shadow figure in room in front of you

[@Lambent_Omega]

Jerma just got lucky-unlucky. There's a good amount of things that could happen that I've seen in other playthroughs.

[@dadaniel2k11]

He would rather spend two minutes listening to a cassette while looking at a wall than reading for literally ten seconds. Amazing.

[@khajiithadwares2263]

He gets so into the voice acting, that getting spooked shirtless is just an afterthought 2:37:32 2:52:25 3:03:42

[@serv3534]

23:19 considering the audio got muffled when he screamed,there's no doubt he woke up the whole house lmao

[@DreadnoughtDT]

AAAAAAAAAAA-a-aa-aaa-a-AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[@aristology6912]

Who tf lives with this goblin

[@lechugacy]

1:36:39 was so fucking eerie to hear as i progressively lost my shit more and more because i was eating and i was eating pizza nothing is real jerma is in my head

[@end.olives]

He made a fair remark, i was eating beans and was completely disgusted at it in this exat moment

[@bubbyt]

He’s still in your head. GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT

[@archdevil7472]

I too was eating pizza at that moment and it was crazy

[@SirKaioken]

I've been wanting to watch someone play this. Thank God jerma comes in clutch

[@chrisbudrow1716]

Check out tomato’s stream of it, arguably funnier

[@kinnikuboneman]

@@chrisbudrow1716 who

[@bluntbabie]

@@chrisbudrow1716 who

[@SirKaioken]

@@chrisbudrow1716 who

[@sokavisnu]

@@chrisbudrow1716 who

[@Sprech41]

why does he look directly at us every time he opens the menu

[@rune5416]

We're trapped in the mortuary Morty

[@IzmGunner01]

How Jerma manages to consistently misunderstand instructions in every game is beyond me. But it’s ok I love that good ball.

[@charlied3189]

Character has a manic possessive episode Jerma: “Write that down! Write that down!”

[@Goozeeeee]

16:40 this reaction from him has me dying. It’s so realistic.

[@emrey5745]

he's gotten so much better at pretending he experiences human emotions

[@johnthomas7070]

2:39:38 how did he not see that it scared the SHIT out of me

[@J-BiRTH]

I somehow also missed it the first time as well, it just sort of blends into the wall if you're not actually looking in that direction.

[@numbskull3401]

"why were you saying that like it was a superpower you were activating?" has me GONE

[@Crocalu]

Timestamp?

[@numbskull3401]

@@Crocalu 58:13

[@jasmine-ruff-puff9951]

He's so chill, this game is creepy as hell.

[@limerysmouse6005]

Jerma definitely laughed anytime a teacher started yelling in school

[@tacitronin0968]

23:18 Bottle Scream

[@goldenlost1761]

Pop

[@Benjamin-tr4jr]

It hit him rly hard in the knee ok

[@Bumblebeerocks23]

"Mix embalming fluid in pump? Gatorade, menthol, humectant, and formaldehyde.."

[@kinnikuboneman]

Don't put Worcestershire sauce in there, that's how you get Zombies

[@alexstuart4495]

im in college for mortuary science and this is exactly how it is

[@さよナランチャ-h6v]

Is it worth pursuing? Serious question. I considered it for a long time then hesitated when I learned of the crazy hours

[@akantor5526]

2:43:40 i love the rat face he makes when he's scared

[@KamenShounen]

It's really funny that Jerma keeps saying the ghost sucks and isn't scary because he keeps just not activating the actual events. Like he will walk up to something and pull out one of the tags for no reason and than when nothing happens he just walks away lmao.

[@glowfangs]

i havent played this game, whats supposed to happen/what are you supposed to do?

[@KamenShounen]

@@glowfangs There were times where the game is pointing for him to go somewhere and he just stares at it, or like when the coffin appears in the hallways he was supposed to interact with it, but since he didn't the event just ended.

[@jennyfeare1702]

6:00 babe wake up new Jerma noise just dropped

[@supersolomob422]

48:28

[@Funkshitpost]

41:02 is it just me or do you guys see the eyes too? 👀

[@funnyvalentine4691]

So sweet of Holly to come and check on our little streamer boy, while remaining in shadows, standing completely still and giving only a silent stare. 😀

[@nipplecream3099]

just the spider lady

[@ashlenz7033]

2:39:36 the length of time it takes for him to notice

[@Apickleman]

Looked like there were glowing eyes behind Jerma, had me unnerved and constantly looking behind him the entire time.

[@The56567878]

I can't hold anything else

[@Vlurrych]

i can't use that here

[@lukewarmloser]

Im missing something

[@mop9091]

Alright

[@tinybubble330]

There we go

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Time to embalm!

[@errokoth]

So glad Jerma was able to get all the Raygents he needed

[@nipplecream3099]

actually it’s Reagans

[@errokoth]

@@nipplecream3099 if one more person tells me how to spell reeayejents imma snap

[@Abigail_Monteith]

@@errokoth rehjens

[@moronicalmeister]

For anyone who enjoys this game, check out autopsy of jane doe. A fantastic film with a very similar setting. Highly underrated and pretty gnarly.

[@HamazuraGOD]

Are the scares in it (if there are any) as delightfully subtle as some of the ones in this game?

[@moronicalmeister]

@@HamazuraGOD it ranges from ambiguous and creepy, to shit-your-pants terrifying. It starts extremely subtle and mundane, but when it ramps up, it doesnt stop.

[@HamazuraGOD]

@@moronicalmeister As long as none of it is silly demon screams loud in your face, I'm all for it 👍 The best thing about some of the scares in this game are that they're solely reliant on you even being able to see them. They don't try to noisily get your attention. Hell, Jerma misses a few of them during the tutorial and I think that's great.

[@moronicalmeister]

@@HamazuraGOD its a horror film, so there are definitely jumpscares along with the more quiet horror. They are all well earned though, nothing that feels cheap.

[@HamazuraGOD]

@@moronicalmeister Well consider me interested then 😎

[@jacem1795]

thank you for posting these, very appreciated

[@azimaini]

ahhhh im so scared i have to hold up my hands and watch the screen through my fingers ......

[@Caesar-o8s]

1:56:14 might just be my fav jerma noise

[@ranimeRAT]

SAME. That face too

[@dingalong14]

The scariest thing about this game by far is the seizure-inducing pause menu.

[@microwavedboi]

3:05:52 the best part

[@yamomspotatosalad818]

Ya know. It’d actually be cool if there was a game where you played as a coroner, who has to figure out how the randomly generated person died. Like surgeon simulator, but more realistic and the person is already dead.

[@CaullyD]

I always die on the 'jerma isn't a stupid idiot dumbass hill' but this time he made the hill way to steep for me

[@billwilliamson1506]

Watching jerma play is like watching an ai learn to walk

[@UNM4N4G4BL3]

The title "Mortuary Morty" shows jerma high level of inteligence and deep understanding of media literature. The title "Mortuary Morty" may seem like a simple joke utilising the rhyme scheme of the two words' first syllable at first glance, upon deeper inspection it is revealed that this title also carries several other creativity features. To begin with, "Morty" is a famous character from the hit adult TV series "Rick and Morty" in which the character "Morty" acts as an assistance for his grandpa "Rick" who takes him on numerous comedic and emotional adventures. With this knowledge, "Mortuary Morty" has not only succeeded in retaining the original game title "Mortuary Assistant" but also managed to pay homage to the, as mentioned before, famous TV series "Rick and Morty" which is endeared by audiences of all ages thus gaining traction for the stream. In conclusion, the cleverly thought out title "Mortuary Morty" not only helps to boost the stream popularity but also helps in giving Jerma's audience a straightforward answer and better understanding of the stream's content. Jerma has once again earned my truest most genuine respect.

[@milesh.2968]

Whoever did the close captions is a real one

[@kakroom3407]

somebody really subtitled a 3 1/2 hour jerma stream. very strong, good molecules

[@shifty1306]

Jerma looks like the uncle who buys you a bb gun then gets a stern talking to by mom in the kitchen

[@yazminlares6000]

When he reads their names and says "come on out" makes me think of a teacher or a mom lecturing her kids lol

[@WhenToastersAttack]

I’m impressed with his graphics. Looks almost as real as the cadavers in the game

[@jacklord141]

I’d like to personally thank the owners of this channel for spreading the good word of Jerma on this channel

[@ri-gz6ye]

this is the first jerma stream that i will watch, will update when i am finished with the video update: i would also like to be shot out of a cannon into the stratosphere when i die

[@Theeclarencebird]

This is the first jerma stream I watched and now I will watch it again in a new light, with new found knowledge of jerma, and realise how fitting he is to be handling dead bodies now

[@EBankstonMusic]

bro is the most unaware person on earth

[@rIV3J]

theres something about this game that mildly disturbs me, and I think its because we're/the player is handling the corpses real close and personal. Barring from the Goast and the demonz in the game, its realistic enough that its morbid for me (not that I know if the work they did in this game is accurate).

[@RralRonaldo]

Yeah it's all fake. What they really do is put the bodies in MEAT GRINDERS

[@supersolomob422]

It's pretty accurate. The only oversight I think is the jaw clamping isn't as thorough as it is in real life. I think in real life they put the wires in more than one spot. I think they sew lips together as well, otherwise they'd be sort of revealing the teeth. But this is a game, so having 3 tedious steps just to close the mouth would be bad for game balance.

[@pravkdey]

and the scares aren't really jumpy. at least not accompanied by musical stings all the time. so much more eerie

[@thebluehat6814]

you're looking at a dead person being handled in a weird way, having unnatural things done to it to preserve it's look, while making ungodly incisions that no human outside of this field witnesses from day to day, so I don't think it's exactly you

[@D3Z3R7]

Yeah I think handling corpses close up might be the something that makes it "mildly disturbing".

[@degiguess]

Watching the streams unedited really highlights just how empty Jerma's skull is

[@poghand]

he is such an avid defender of rick and morty it’s crazy

[@plasticbag138]

the show gets too much shit honestly, it is enjoyable and im over the publics opinion on whats "cringe" because in the end it doesn't matter, im glad he tells people not to be so insecure about what they like when its completely harmless :]

[@Alyrael]

@@plasticbag138 Yeah, you go buddy! Now go order more of that furry inflation fart artwork you're so into!

[@plasticbag138]

@@masterlinx767 exactly, i recently lost a really close friend over this, we planned our futures together but in the end, something changed and he criticized everything i liked and kinda looked down on me when i would listen to stuff he didnt like and for awhile i felt ashamed and childish because i liked less serious shows or meme'd bands, anyways, i felt down around him all the time, miserable. i stopped talking things i liked and grew to hate his presents. sorry dont mean to rant, it really sucked. but after the breakup i realized it didnt matter what he thought and it really changed my perspective on how i treat people, how i was friends with someone like that in the first place. i think i really grew up, and take the saying "treat people the way you want to be treated" alot more serious now, "cringe" seems so childish now, so insensitive and like you said, "cringy"

[@plasticbag138]

@@masterlinx767 sorry long ass reply, but i wanna add your a really cool person!

[@Mikeystonet]

The guys above me are cringe as fuck

[@oddysee3030]

11:12, 11:45 Jerma reads instructions and then forgets them within milliseconds

[@katattack707]

say what you will about the horrors of Jerma learning how to play, it doesn't compare with how brain stabbingly agonising it was watching XqC play lmao

[@HamazuraGOD]

Xqc is brain stabbingly agonizing anyway

[@Benjamin-tr4jr]

@@HamazuraGOD dudes a breathing misery dispenser

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

OMG thats was fucking *_AWFUL_* why'd you inflict this on me?

[@disco1528]

Did he skip tutorials?

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

@@disco1528 yep