jesc 2023 opening ceremony was so french

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[@TheOshta]

Calling your neighbouring country "United Condom" is a declaration of war xD

[@alexandregayda4439]

😂😂😂

[@Lori_ESC]

Thisi is so good 😂😂😂😂

[@starshine2.050]

We’re just so bad at English 😭. I speak English fluently and I swear I was so cringed in front of my phone 😭😭😭. How do you want to have a good image of French people now !!! 😭🤣

[@talagarson4271]

😂😂😂

[@valakarol]

I expected it to be a boring opening ceremony, but it turned out I was laughing the whole time😭🤣

[@alexandregayda4439]

The time is too early to do it with the public. And we are on maximum attack alert. So risky.

[@Jujuffy]

That's why I love France 🤣 Hope they will organize the adult contest soon, it's gonna be epic and funny

[@yudhistiramahasena1255]

When Laura said "Irish delegation", Nikoloz wasn't feeling it.

[@alexandregayda4439]

Ils ont eu une excellente mentalité ! They have a excellente mentality !

[@starshine2.050]

I think you’re talking about Oto

[@escdavs3990]

the irish delegation took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandregayda4439]

I thought I saw Freya last year. In queen of the world😂

[@GergoMarosvari]

That whole opening ceremony was more French than the baguette itself.

[@autumnvelkoz4523]

anastasia snagging that mic from carla was everything

[@eurovisionnerd4058]

Sandra valeros reaction to being drawn first is so iconic I can’t even 😂

[@TwistofTrafficJam]

I love Ireland 🇬🇪 I wonder what is their soup power

[@HaiKo12]

I prefer Georgia 🇮🇪

[@bowser1166]

I loved when the previous contestants performed their songs, especially because they grow so fast… Valentina seems to be SO annoyed by her own song, and Enzo was still a small kid two years ago, all of the sudden he‘s a grown man… Or that’s how it feels. 😂

[@mkdutta9428]

Actually valentina's song is fast paced and the pianist picked it up at a faster pace even so she wasn't able to cope and don't know why I always get a feeling that she feels pressure for performing the song because people judged her regarding playback/live, so she wants to prove she can sing live as well maybe.. I have always felt it..

[@roy.moreno]

1:00 I swear to god, France is always having him as a dancer xD Every year

[@esc_kaido]

the part where the hosts were interviewing spain, after the questions they asked her sandra thought they both understood what she said so she almost left the stage, and then manon stopped them and asked the translator to translate had me dead 💀

[@mkdutta9428]

😂😂😂

[@starshine2.050]

The horrible English accent, Carla being so pissed to be here again and trying to show us the contrary, the horrible English accent again, Laura saying Jessica from Ireland instead of Anastasia and Ranina from Georgia, the horrible accent again… nothing was perfect, and I loved it 🤣❤️

[@ronymulpi3476]

Hahahahah too many random moments.. 😂😂 and i can't stop laughing when anastasia from georgia take that mic.. 😂😂 carla and another host looke like, emmmmm ...😅😂😂😂😂

[@mupri1]

Moments I cannot forget: Georgia delegation being called Irish delegation and Anastasia taking control of the Mic, one of the presenters saying "degelation" (a little mistake that made me laugh but I really felt sorry for her) and the last 2 presenters not understanding a single word in Spanish from Sandra and saying "Glacias" at the end.

[@gameoverb_tch]

Laughed so hard at these moments: 0:52 "I want to be a dermatologist" vibes 1:15 [wasted] 1:35 Sophie giving us a death stare 1:59 "Clivka" 2:01 Bojan flashback 2:05 "I love running because... I like to be free" vibes but no one talks This compilation made my day, thank you ❤

[@gwangkonghuihui618]

Mustache dude from malta full of cringe

[@tosia99]

Bojan flashback 😭

[@gameoverb_tch]

@@tosia99 "StAy SaFe EvErYoNe"

[@sejuma]

In a live Yulan said that she wanted to be one of the last to perfom (like 14th-15th) and then they put her 2nd 💀

[@JSGRanks]

I cannot describe the second hand embarrassment I had with the announcement for Georgia being messed up Like she should know good and well from the flags and the performers that that was wrong 😭

[@user-zm2pl2lx5i]

Don't think Sandra was expecting to open the show!

[@123sarapower]

1:59 “Klifka” 😂😭

[@H-Marina-Sas-Pige-Tapa]

1:30 did nobody notice how she said thong instead of song 😭

[@PierreLoranda]

I'm French and I really liked seeing Alexandra Redde-Amiel speaking English with a beautiful French accent ahahhah

[@lachland944]

Carla had no idea what she was doing 😂. The moment when Arhanna didn’t want to kiss the head of the French delegation 🤣 and the lady laughing

[@euroesc5013]

1:32 she can’t wait to hear WHAT 😳

[@toyosia8051]

Second hand embarrassment from the UK interview. They only asked the poor girls one question😭

[@eschonorann]

This is why I love when france hosts. I had the best time watching this opening ceremony 😂

[@MiraculousMayuro]

THIS IS SUCH A MESS HELP- AND THAT LAURA WOMAN KEEP MESSING UP, ALSO JESSICA SPREADING HER ARMS INFRONT OF SOPHIE AND THE OTHERS IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME- 😭

[@escspaiden]

The best moment was the glasias muchas glasias

[@ktostam668]

The best moment of the ceremony was that when the Laura mistaked the Georgian delegation with Irish xD😅

[@mkdutta9428]

When I was watching the show, I was seeing it entirely through meme makers point of view and I found it so funny, omg 😂😂😂 some contestants were going to sit before going on stage, Carla had fixated her vision towards the camera(maybe nervousness) they referred both a single girl as well as group of girls as 'girls', valentina's song was picked up so quickly on piano that she was trying to keep up with the speed, Carla saying to Anastasia 'You are so cute' (which is so true though) and English pronounced in french.. But overall it was such a good opening ceremony ❤❤, short, cute and lively.

[@ramyanisarkar4974]

United what 😂, nah thats too much 😂😂

[@rankepicdino8194]

fact we are neighbouring their country as well Lol

[@Leah-um4fr]

The whole thing was a complete chaos. It was some real second hand embarrasment😭

[@mirceaonea9695]

I laughed so hard watching these video and the comment section, I love this emotion

[@Micha3lSuper]

Albania it's annoyed and France it's happy 😂😂

[@marinadelrey96]

Me seeing Sophie: Ariana what are you doing here 😂😂

[@gr33nt204]

HAHAHAH thank you for making me laugh

[@tomigamingshqip6436]

I never laughed that much in an opening ceremony 😭

[@easytoremembereasytodelete958]

The irish girl is such a vibe lmao. "Not even the sun brights more than me" vibes.

[@eurovisionclubtv]

I mean considering it’s an international contest, they should have picked someone who can speak proper English 😅

[@lesims45]

The most funny as french was when she tried to pronounce the title of the song from North Macedonia « Kazi mes couilles » if u are french u know What it means

[@tarathewolff]

i cant, this is my fav series

[@meeskeijser]

I was one of the people waving flags. It was a big chaos

[@silkentertainment6749]

carla is so french

[@escandro1424]

FINALLY A MEME I WAITED IT SM

[@gwangkonghuihui618]

Aurish delegationk... Is here...

[@alexandregayda4439]

It's totally typical French when you speak bad English lol. The Irish instead of Georgia is so uncomfortable that the girl sees her mistake too late. Fortunately Georgia had a good reaction. For maja yes its pronounced maya. But they don't know the pronunciation of Poland in France. For Carla : Glace sias . She wants to eat ice cream lol. After the ceremony is early in France and it was impossible to do in public with the school leaving and with a high attack alert.

[@mkdutta9428]

What is it with the attack alert, like what is the meaning of this

[@alexandregayda4439]

@@mkdutta9428 Because of the war in Israel, France is the main target along with Sweden. There have been many attacks in the last two months, including one this weekend in a village in Vaucluse. With the maximum attack alert, you must block the surrounding roads and have a significant number of police officers on site for an event like this. But honestly I preferred last year's ceremony.

[@mkdutta9428]

@@alexandregayda4439 ok rest aside everything, but why is Sweden and France targetted 😥😰

[@alexandregayda4439]

@@mkdutta9428 Yes . Have you seen today's photos from the first rehearsal?

[@mkdutta9428]

@@alexandregayda4439 yes, loved it ✨✨❤

[@ArianesDrawingPH]

That's why I love that sexiest language in the world. I think?

[@nia.oficiall6833]

❤

[@Olaa33]

Madża kill me hah

[@DrakeXx]

2:00 shi wile bi signing te song KLIFKA

[@Matty9]

"I want to be a Zombie" - same girl

[@Neexienous]

🔥 MaDżA KrIzIeWsKa 🔥 X DDD

[@youssefmouaky5975]

I literally died of cringe and i think ive Never laughed more with a JESC ceremony

[@lachland944]

Ikr these jesc opening ceremonies are always filled with cringe moments though the fact the put Carla on with her mistakes and poor English from 2021 tells us everything 😂

[@user-oq1un1pj7t]

For real that's why I love that France is hosting the show cause it's always soooo funny! go see that you'll die of laughter : kzbin.info/www/bejne/o17InqKDg9mloZY

[@DrakeXx]

Klifka 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FabienKravmaga]

That was such a bad opening ceremony but well, at least that was pretty funny 😅 That said, the final will be great. Go France!

[@fanny1780]

I'm french but really 🤣 the accent, I'm better than then 🤣0 effort

[@stepankhachatryan1544]

Let's say that Armenia's opening ceremony was the best

[@strxwberrymoonlight]

omfg im french and im so embarassed like- HELP THAT ENGLISH ACCENT 😭

[@noemiep7733]

Aucun effort pour l’accent vraiment 😂

[@alexandregayda4439]

Typique français ❤

[@gwangkonghuihui618]

Mustache dude from malta 🤣🤣

[@Bamir_Lamallari]

The albania oneeeee

[@rusotavelishvili3958]

Georgia and irish is the same ? 😂😂

[@dchiney1]

Noooo, I don't find any of it "funny" rather sad that, there was nobody with better English to host it. Really? Hmmm, it is JESC not ESC but still.... they could at least learn how to pronounce properly kids names.......smh

[@tkdtkdtj1581]

And know the kids and song names, like girl, do a small effort 🙄🙄

[@user-vp8dy6lh2f]

On se moque "LÉGÈREMENT" de l'accent français en anglais mais notre langue est bien plus belle et riche que la langue anglaise...😅😂

[@xromyx]

am i the only one who doesn't like carla as a host? 💀

[@egl2416]

Lisandro was never my cup of tea - from Spain

[@talagarson4271]

'clivka' (kvitka) 😭😆 isn't even hard word to pronounce 🥴🙄

[@SIAN_1]

Please, educate me - nobody in the whole coutry of France can speak fluently English? NOBODY? It's not even the accent, their pronunciation is just terrible. I need UK to win ASAP

[@lachland944]

I thought they were speaking French half the time when they were speaking English or talking gibberish 😂

[@columba_lyrics]

I am french and we can. A lot of Europeans can speak at least two languages more or less fluently, and sometimes the second language is not English... But I agree that their pronunciation is terrible 😅 often it's because we're afraid to be judged for our accent so a lot of people just didn't try because it's less criticized.

[@phlm9038]

What about Olivier Minne ? He speaks English fluently. Well, I should say American English.

[@xromyx]

it's totally okay to have an accent but it was too much 😭😭 it's just not really professional tbh especially laura who didn't even know how to pronounce some of the songs and even switched up countries

[@lachland944]

I’m surprised they didn’t learn from when Carla hosted last time with her English

[@xromyx]

@@lachland944 yeah i really don't know why they let her host again lmao, i just don't like her attitude at all and the accent isn't good either

[@lachland944]

⁠@@xromyxagreed

[@columba_lyrics]

It's "normal" in France to have a terrible accent 😅 it's because we're afraid to be judged for it, and I don't know why but people think that it will be less criticized like this... Maybe because you're showing that you're doing it in purpose ? But all french are not like that I promise 😊

[@julien3331]

They should have speak in French and next to them a translator would have done the translation it would've been better I think

[@janetaturshyan7895]

Sorry but Jesc 2022 opening ceremony was better ❤

[@alexandregayda4439]

Because at 5 p.m. it’s school time in France. Rush hour on the roads too. In France it's too early. A public ceremony in France is 7-8 p.m. and not 5 p.m. CET. Secondly, France is on maximum alert for the attack following the problems in Israel. So external demonstrations must be secure and this would have required too many police officers in the street. If you saw a jesc ceremony with police officers every 5 meters it would be weird, right? So it was better to do it in a room with a select committee.

[@alexandregayda4439]

On the other hand, I loved the opening ceremony in 2022 even if there was only playback, but the fact of being in the square in Yerevan with lots of audience ❤

[@mkdutta9428]

Obviously since 2022 was 20th edition so it had to be grander show, and France's maybe was not too grand but it was cute and lively like the show was good considering all what is said... Also France hosted really well in 2021, and Armenia's was hosting after some years time so it was so huge, but France is doing it again so., However it's good this year it was indoors and the stage in Palais Nikaia looks so good ❤❤❤❤

[@alexandregayda4439]

@@mkdutta9428 It is above all the schedule and the maximum attack alert which we could not do like Armenia. But yes, Armenia last year was like Eurovision for adults. It was wow

[@mkdutta9428]

@@alexandregayda4439 yes

[@happypotter5671]

1:43 i hated her

[@komoreczka]

Host or Maja?

[@isegard2957]

it's only the host at that timestamp maja is few sec after that

[@alexandregayda4439]

When you don't have Polish origins you can't know.

[@SamuelCoolXDD]

Host? Because if you hate maja i hate you she is only a kid stop

[@happypotter5671]

@@komoreczka host of course 😅