Jessa Reed - Meth Pee - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

After reading an article about how meth metabolizes in the body, Jessa Reed becomes addicted to drinking her own urine to get high.
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[@keithriley6597]

Couldn't finish the video. Triggered meth addiction. Toooooooo real.

[@ravenlockwood7477]

Great minds really think alike I'm in recovery now but I can't tell you how many times I've thought of coming up with a comedy routine centered around my Addiction and recovery but always thought it would be to what's the word not raunchy she but close to it too intense maybe too dark for comedy

[@brentgotcher4042]

@@ravenlockwood7477 u

[@brentgotcher4042]

@@ravenlockwood7477 no

[@ryanjones8737]

I’m

[@Ask8613]

Why did we get Amy Schumer when Jessa Reid was available.

[@janedont63]

Doesitmatter? I guess we don’t deserve her 😂

[@Ask8613]

@@janedont63 it's true😔. We aren't worthy

[@7Lace77]

But are we that undeserving to be punished with Amy Schumer?!

[@johnnywang798]

Yo she I waaaayyyyg funnier than Amy shit show

[@Selvarin]

Amy's an unfunny potato. Who knows, a bunch of people were looking for the next Dane Cook and there she was.

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

I wish the anti-drug campaigns at schools were as entertaining as this.

[@eriniquecordova1099]

same

[@pryingeyes1551]

Mine was a green frowny face that looked like this emoji 🤢 , with the caption "Buck says Yuck!" They never explained why Buck said yuck so, being the inquisitive young man that I was, I decided to find out for myself. Good job anti-drug thinktanks for which we pay. My aunt chainsmoked so much that I watched her die over the course of 16 hours. I thought the nurse was coming in to change her diaper, but it was to unplug the useless machines from a corpse. The only luggage she had was a huge red Marlboro duffelbag, which was her reward for a shortened lifetime of smoking. But sure, you brilliant anti-smoking thinktanks parody memes and cartoon butts with eyes twerking. Very informative.

[@mauirandall8176]

She literally lived in anti-drug PSA where she was a performer who got hooked on meth after one experience with a gateway then alienated her family, lost all her teeth, and started drinking piss for a fix and she's so entertaining about it it's a walking PSA It probably doesn't help that her only condemning of meth is that it's too good.

[@jenferguson5951]

Philip Morris wld b happy

[@johndough7485]

you know that shits court ordered right?

[@Heather_Nelson]

She’s hilarious, but comedy aside, her story reminds me of what a wise friend of mine once said, “Transparency from a place of victory is powerful “.

[@leejganderson7827]

Make sence too me!!!!

[@user-zj2ye2ks7o]

I absolutely love that quote very well put! Our failures become our greatest attributes when we use them to speak from experience in order to keep others from making the mistakes we made. The only way to lead is by example and if someone was a drug counselor who had a million degrees was top of their class and read every book on how to get clean but never once even touched a drug vs a total crackhead junkie,tweaker for 25 years straight who is now totally clean and has their own home and business plus head of the PTA I would want to learn from the second of those 2 any day on how I could do it too. Nice post you rock ;) PS: to the other comment here...sense...just saying...lol PS PS: still to the other commenter...makeS...TO...not too...this guy must be from Arizona lmao

[@ketercognitohazard]

That's a very good quote.

[@jeremyschlicht9690]

@@ketercognitohazard I agreee

[@ketercognitohazard]

@@user-zj2ye2ks7o A second post script (that's what "p.s." stands for) would be "post-post-script", or "p.p.s." Not "PS PS." Just for future reference.

[@fjmeza3110]

After 9 year of doing heroin, starting at age 14, I finally am 8 months clean which may not seem like a lot but it is for me. I can relate to this so much and I enjoyed it so much because of that. Sometimes all we can do is laugh about the things we've done because it's the only way we can talk about it. I find myself doing this sometimes. Anyways, great set. I look forward to watching more of her stuff

[@deepermind4884]

That's awesome, I wish you strength & good health!

[@user-zj2ye2ks7o]

Right on bro congrats and you nailed it...laughter is by far the BEST medicine hands down. Here's why... 1. It takes 2 muscles to smile and 42 to frown. 2. Anything you can change ...don't worry you can change it. Anything you can't change...don't worry you can't change it. 3. The past and the future do not exist...fact...you can't put either of those things into my hand and prove they do so... That means there's only this moment we are in right NOW and it's constantly changing and we can manipulate it as we see fit. So always be here...in now...and be mindful of your thoughts and emotions. Always make this moment as awesome as possible and everyone around you in it as comfortable as possible then anything you would consider to be the past is going to be great because you did everything on now to assure it would be great. Any opportunities that come into your moment you will see clearly and have the ability to easily take any of them you see fit because you were here...in now...not some place that doesn't exist. 4. Human emotions have a positive effect and a negative effect on water...fact (search Dr. Yamoto) and you and everyone else is almost entirely made or water...so there's that. 5.This one is something EVERYONE needs to come to terms with and accept that it's the truth and you can't change the truth ... Here goes lay attention now... PEOPLE , PLACES,THINGS,EVENTS,WORDS, OR ANYTHING ELSE DOESN'T MAKE MAKE YOU "FEEL" ANYTHING! THE ONLY THING THAT COULD EVER MAKE YOU FEEL ANYTHING OR CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS IS IN FACT YOU! If someone or something somewhere is tricking you to think it's the cause of how you're feeling then please remind yourself you have the divine ability of CHOICE and it is you that in fact is choosing to be that way and feel what you are feeling...nothing else. 6. To error is human to forgive is divine...do unto others as you would have them them do unto you... I'm in no way religious cause that's silly but both of these I think are great codes of contact we can all live by that would better our entire spieces and stop us from blowing up each other in record numbers to see who has the best imaginary friend with a penis in the sky... Just saying lmao 7. Nice and simply put by Bruce Lee as the key to the way to live life and the centre and source of his martial art style Jet Kwon Do he created and used: ☯️Be As Water ☯️ Just though I'd post this for ya bro because I wanted to give you some blunt honest to the point good advice that will definitely empower you.

[@HealthyWealthyAndWise1976]

Stay clean brother

[@jessymoore8868]

I'm proud of you. Also clean from heroin right now ✌🤟

[@fjmeza3110]

@@user-zj2ye2ks7o Thanks, brother! I really appreciate it!

[@Fr4ncM]

This is probably the most uncanny routine I have ever seen. It was hilarious, sad, disgusting, and inspiring at the same time.

[@TheLadyDelirium]

If her story was told in a different way it would have just been uncomfortably disturbing to listen to.

[@aquabot]

Just sad and disturbing, as far as I'm concerned. Didn't find it funny at all.

[@andreabradley5837]

I'm probably my thirteenth time watching this. Gets funnier every time. I was never into meth but was with people who were. Helps make sense and let me laugh about it.

[@tomkat678]

The truth hurts !

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

She's healing through talking about it and learning to laugh at her past mistakes the same way group therapy is implicated in psychiatric wards. Or would you rather she feels ashamed for her remaining days until the grief and shame becomes too much and she hangs herself? It's important not to judge people based on their passed but the character displayed in the present. So, go fuck yourself Karen..

[@sigh4627]

I'm 540 days meth free and this story has me dead af. She said "I quit doing comedy to pursue meth full time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@urigarcia6441]

Good for you, try not to drink meth piss and you'll be okay

[@LawJones413]

Good job, bro.

[@brittaolson6550]

Sigh Whenever I think I can’t come back from how far I fell, I just come back to “Meth Pee.” If this is not an “If I can do it, you can too” Inspirational story, I don’t know what is!

[@tedkazcynkski4328]

Did youu steal people's shit to support your junk habit?

[@seeyoulater4259]

Congrats keep it that way

[@gliscameria]

Best Ted talk ever

[@mysteriousgirl2000]

good for her for being so open and strong enough to let people laugh at her addiction. shit is sooo difficult

[@CannonFodderKing1]

This woman is a living It's Always Sunny episode. Bravo.

[@Jomzi01]

"This woman is a living It's Always Sunny episode" hahahahah god shut up with your annoying comments you jerk

[@notpulverman9660]

Sunny's funny because it's real. If its not real to u its because you've got your shit together.

[@CannonFodderKing1]

@@Jomzi01 ???

[@Jomzi01]

@@CannonFodderKing1 I think your comment is annoying and stupid.

[@Paula-qn7gi]

Dennis “is there any leftover crack” Dee. “No Dennis... never in the history of crack has there ever been any leftover crack.”

[@AllGoodGoddess]

I've gotta say for the hard core addiction she lived through and the fact that she's 39, she looks FANTASTIC!! Hell ya Jessa!!

[@davidneumann2705]

Hope Scott ah that’s the lighting she sorta looks a little tired.

[@Jammil2477]

They aren’t her teeth, so...remove them and she looks tired.

[@Andreia.Fernandes526]

She does look great

[@aryjarvis3161]

@@Jammil2477 small price to pay for looking like a normal human who can get a job. Humans are supposed to have teeth I don't know what to tell you.

[@aryjarvis3161]

@@davidneumann2705 I suggest you take a look at your nearest tweaker and make a cross comparison. She looks AMAZING after 6 years on meth

[@gabriellenichole3445]

A pink ball gown, sketchers, FBI windbreaker and tiara is the BEST outfit I’ve ever heard of. 😂👏👏🥳👑💕

[@zoezzzarko1117]

If only we all could be so free 😎💜❤🧡💛💚💗

[@The79woody]

Wow...as someone who grew up in central Missouri on a diet of Mountain Dew infused with meth, I laughed all the way through this and cried at the end. She’s lucky her sister was there for her.

[@IzzyBizzyBooBoo]

I mean...she let her use the bathroom and have a soda...then gave her like a 1 or 2 sentence "get yourself together".

[@alexandrorox]

Same, me too

[@scotticidal]

I'm west central Illinois, we're not too far and our diet wasn't that far off either😂

[@lokdwn4561]

​@@IzzyBizzyBooBooYep. She was there for her.

[@Jacob32905]

She was hilarious. As a recovering addict myself I have so much respect and admiration for her for getting clean. Don't let the jokes fool ya, this lady is a force of nature.

[@supakawaii69]

Jacob Jones true shit

[@AnthonyMartinez-jg8lo]

Jacob Jones once you tell the world about your addiction. its so much easier to joke about it. I'm a recovering heroin and meth user. location life is good

[@manicpepsicola3431]

@@AnthonyMartinez-jg8lo lmao honestly though from your local pill head

[@BipoIarbear]

Anthony Martinez Actually I find that life is boring as fuck😩 My mates still do it on an off so I don’t play out much😔

[@tracyroberson3553]

Wow

[@michaelcrawford4940]

I truly believe you’re not fully recovered until you can talk comfortably about your past use. This is an incredible example of that

[@BreakBeatScience311]

Michael Crawford until you truly accept it, you’re correct. Had issues until I accepted I was a recovered heroin addict who made piss poor (pun intended) decisions!

[@michaelcrawford4940]

Christopher Doyon Congratulations on your recovery. You don’t learn from your mistakes until you own them. Making any excuse at all means you’re not ready to learn from it and that’s the most important part about making mistakes. We all make them but only wise people learn from them

[@Lollita23]

So true😊

[@ricksanchez4813]

Michael Crawford Congrats on YOUR recovery. How long did it take you to be hooked

[@michaelcrawford4940]

Rick Sanchez Do you mean how long did I use before I became an addict, how long was I using for, how long I’ve been recovered? I don’t understand the question.

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

This is possibly the most well curated routine I have ever heard- The storytelling is just so tight you fell like you went along the journey... yet even though it is so deep, it dosn't harm the comedy-- I wish I could find some more of her material!!

[@lammborguni]

she has a podcast called mormon and the methhead! they are both comedians and it’s fantastic

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

@@lammborguni I know what I am going to binge next!! Thanks for mentioning it!

[@TheToofpick]

By far the funniest This Is Not Happening set. I know it’s sad and everything but laughing about terrible times can be therapeutic.

[@sgoff4168]

The beauty of comedy from dark places. It's how I've survived. I wanna hug her.

[@BreakBeatScience311]

S Goff amen

[@meltingpotmeme6181]

Nah. People just get angry about others getting higher than them.

[@mydogsioux]

Majority you missed the point.

[@ivybelle5044]

I laughed and cried cause I felt her. Real shit

[@bendejo8]

@@meltingpotmeme6181 no, i was just prescribed legal pharmacy meth when i was in grade school.

[@dustinhargrove2129]

“If you can’t handle me at my methyest” 😂😂😭

[@galehess6676]

then you don't get me when ma trailer xplodes and burns to the ground

[@sciencenate]

It’s gotta be spelled “methiest “ - is my guess lol

[@dontedoestuff]

Nate Hill but it’s way funnier with the “y”

[@clevernamehere]

That joke was methed up

[@learntonganwithandrew]

Are you from Chilliwack?

[@julia3354]

I watch this sketch a lot. She is such an underrated comedian, and this is the funniest way anyone could've told the story of their journey through addiction to hard drugs.

[@DesireandLoss92]

I'm not gonna lie...I have watched this same bit at least 7-8 times. She's just so charming and hilarious and the story is just so well told and insane. Love her!

[@jasonlangshaw4506]

Me too though. I just remember it sometimes and pull it back up.

[@DesireandLoss92]

@@jasonlangshaw4506 Yesss thank you for commenting, it gave me a reason to watch again haha

[@segamai]

I HAVE to watch this at least twice a year or the world will end. I think this is my all-time favorite standup routine

[@michaelthomas4275]

Bless her heart for opening up. Almost 7 years clean now, the hardest thing I ever have done

[@hattienuff1405]

So very happy for you, wishing you a lifetime of staying clean & sober 🤗

[@michaelthomas4275]

@@hattienuff1405 thank you, although it's not like it was, the thought comes to mind from time to time

[@nicko.3248]

Congratulations 2 u on your sobriety..... THE THOUGHT never goes away for good, but you have won the fight. Find a passion and go all in with it..... Keep yourself busy,occupied as much as you can with physically and creatively rewarding activity, eat healthy and sleep regularly.. These all help alot....... Best of luck to ya for real,

[@michaelthomas4275]

@@nicko.3248 thank you, and i did, found my wife, and had our son, another lil one's one the way as well. God bless

[@milanav4089]

Michael, you’re amazing. Really inspiring to see comments such as yours. My brother is a long-time addict, so it’s heartwarming to know that things can get better. Thanks for sharing.

[@melishamarie6835]

Shes hilarious!! I did meth for almost 3 years. Been clean for 2 years. It's nice to have someone laugh over such a hard time in life

[@tolfan4438]

Dude I used to do 3/4 grams a day and I have got some of the best funniest stories in that time in my life

[@MartinsBrew]

Bullet is cheaper.

[@jennymahar1806]

Me too...so happy i found this and comments like yours! 😊 (4 months clean)

[@kilbridemeredith8742]

@@tolfan4438 Good times! Health doesn't hold out though, but fun while it lasted!

[@melishamarie6835]

Uh no... any drug addict could tell you they could handle doing it "just once" but that just isnt the case. I'd rather be off meth than on meth. Nothing will change my mind about that anymore. Including meth lol

[@Ass_Raiders_OG]

The timing, build up, and the deliveries were absolute gold. Shes a genius

[@matthewepperly7964]

This is so revealing and she is so unbelievably brave for sharing this disgusting story. It takes a great combination of guts and talent to perform a routine so dark and yet have it be so effortlessly funny.

[@sunnykelly4448]

I'm loving all of the recovering addicts in the comments, I'm proud of all of you and I am sorry i can't hit the like button on all of your comments.

[@shannoncofer8798]

Thank you... It really is hard but my life is turning into a better life. But hearing her talk about this makes me think how I was in other people's eyes.... Im going on 6 months now....

[@sphinxrising1129]

Duncan, so you're one of them people who believe everything you see online😂

[@sunnykelly4448]

Sphinx Rising You can believe what you want, believe in the worst in people if you want to live negatively. That’s on you boo, not me.

[@sunnykelly4448]

Shannon Cofer I’m proud of your progress

[@BreakBeatScience311]

You’re sweet! And thank you!

[@superman8109]

What a fucking badass. It takes balls to tell a story like that.

[@saysHotdogs]

Kyle Skerjanec you would not believe how many sexual propositions she got after this

[@evanabbott2737]

Hell yeah!

[@JoeyJoJoJr0]

And that was only one story; this woman has seen some shit!

[@superman8109]

Bobby Z, being desperate... maybe!!

[@BobbyxZx]

that's my point. there's nothing "badass" about being a junky... my statement was intended to make one think. you know, many bums on the street have a similar story (and many of them are willing to tell it, if you'll listen). i know she was desperate to be high, that's obvious, even though it seems as though you mean it as a dismissal. the part she left out was all the horrible crimes she's committed for that desperation, how many friends and family members she's permanently damaged for her desire to be high. yeah, it comes off as a joke, and you can say she's a "badass" but she's really a recovering junky, not a hero. she does have a funny sense of humor, but i'd never leave her alone in my house, she drinks meth piss. i wonder, would she be as badass if she didn't get her teeth fixed? would anyone be able to sit through her story if her true former ugliness was shone? i really don't think so. that's what i mean when i ask: "what does it take to drink meth piss?"

[@segamai]

I come back to this video every couple of months, it really is the best one of the series. So well constructed, so irreverent, perfect comedic timing and such a charismatic woman.

[@traceymabee475]

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[@traceymabee475]

U

[@chustaproductions]

to make it this rough, powerful and funny is a totally different skill than most comedians have. Give it up for Jessa Reed

[@americanmutt2901]

I've been clean for 8 days and being sober is hard.

[@tarrencestewart9782]

Keep praying constantly..

[@tarrencestewart9782]

All day every day...

[@americanmutt2901]

Ty so much.

[@blameitonablackstar]

It gets easier. You got this! Keep going! Freedom is amazing. Pray and surround yourself with people that support you. 💜💜💜

[@bee4590]

Keep it up. Proud of you

[@johnrv501]

I'll be 18yrs clean 10/30/18, and this lady is Outrageous! Laughed my a** off!!

[@prakharmathur5363]

Congrats on 18 years buddy!!!

[@supakawaii69]

Hell yeah

[@sryburn4234]

Really proud of you bud!! Working at recovery myself. Thanks for the hope!!!

[@mollymorrissey9544]

@Meso Phyl eh , I care!!! I care..., amazing that they got clean. That in itself is amazing 😙😙😙😙

[@chocolatecharley99]

@Meso Phyl what the fuck. And a lot of other countries use weed and opiates responsibly and it's considered a socially okay -just like alcohol. Alcohol is more damaging to the brain and live than marijuana can ever be (and I'm not even biased, I've only had an edible socially twice. It was good, stress-relieving, and I was able to wake up early in the morning and run no problem). Some people self prescribe because they don't have good or any healthcare and have chronic pain, a neurotransmitter disorder, trauma, and some were born in a low income community -didnt see a future for themselves there (no hope) and they didn't have anything to lose they thought (as young as 13 with parents who didn't care where they were). Where's your common sense, logic, and empathy?

[@andreaarmandi9456]

Any other episode is a joke compared to this masterpiece.

[@MikMikChic]

Not the Joey Diaz one...

[@_Fury]

I like Joe Rogan and the crazy stripper, but this one is definitely top 3

[@ericbagley7976]

This is pure genius her timing is perfect and she can go way over the edge and take you along for the ride I love this chick, absolutely brilliant

[@deelite1007]

That was the saddest/funniest story I ever heard. God bless her.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Groove is in the heart

[@allansoares9153]

you should try Joey Diaz's one

[@oxwilder]

I actually started to applaud when she said she'd been clean for 12 years and then I realized I wasn't actually in the audience and it wasn't much of a contribution at this point

[@jaymilutin6573]

oxwilder yeah, I teared up and banged the table for her.

[@ultravioletskye]

Thought that counts honestly. Thanks for caring about *addicts in recovery. ♡ *better wording.

[@samconner4016]

I'm 540 days meth free and this story has me dead af. She said "I quit doing comedy to pursue meth full time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@violettelovesjesus8888]

🤣🤣🤣

[@clicheguevara5282]

Sometimes I’ll be watching something on Netflix and I’ll grab my keyboard to leave a comment. 😂

[@TheAndrewj96]

The setup and delivery of “this is gross” was _perfect._ Definitely going to check out more of her stuff.

[@scottslocum3319]

As a recovering addict she is hilarious and now I'm definitely looking her up on KZbin! She's awesome!!!

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

This might be the best, rawest story on this show. Unreal.

[@jennaknight8863]

Awesomeness Hippopotamus probably the nastiest thing I've heard in a while and yeah drugs maked you loose your filter

[@BobbyxZx]

definitely not best, but certainly most disgusting...

[@MrCarltonjsmith]

It's right up there with Ali Siddiq and that prison guard named Mitchell

[@bbynnt.lindsayguzan414]

Bobby Z is apparently STILL talking shit in every single thread on here 😂

[@ZerdsJames]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. That bit and this are the only ones to make me stop laughing and just listen. Damn good stories.

[@linaluv215]

I was so into this story, chin on fist and everything! Its comedians like this, with real stories and honesty that need to be pushed to the forefront.

[@mrknarf4438]

Lina Luv I think with the best comedians you just stop caring whether the story is true or not.

[@SarahPriceMoore]

“Hard to get a clean catch” will get me EVERY. TIME. 😂

[@NedkaRokonokova]

In a public bathroom? Who knew? lol

[@nobigwhoopdawg]

This has got to be my favorite stand-up of all time.

[@cody9325]

Shit this is too damn real. Never heard someone give such an accurate and funny description of tweaking.

[@spanishnameisjesus]

Yeah, that's how you can tell she lived it. It's the little details, like having someone else inject it into her neck. Either she really did live this, or she did A LOT of research.

[@buckefilbert]

Where's all the porn watching sex having stuff? next chapter?

[@jasonjewell1667]

@@spanishnameisjesus she lived it for sure. She also has her own channel. She has some good stuff there as well.

[@oozingpussbrain1130]

@@buckefilbert I don't ever get super horny on amphetamines. I have heard that though. I don't lose my libito either but, if I have sex while high I can go for hours and cum on command! Hey! Maybe I should do Porn when I do meth!?

[@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331]

For real tho, this made my night!

[@individualm6712]

This was raw & funny & brave & honest.

[@travisstoker7502]

Moe Josephian Yes.

[@scorpiomischief]

100% agree!

[@sophiel362]

Moe Josephian absolutely 💯

[@taragold1036]

Moe Josephian I also detest the opening credits

[@samus4799]

... she still has teeth

[@monadamus42]

This is one of the absolute best. Jessa is a perfect storyteller. I am amazed how perfect this story and delivery are.

[@maggiehopkins8945]

This show is one of the greatest comedy ideas of all-time. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@coltonlewis5027]

This is the realest chick ive ever heard speak

[@General_HighBooty]

Colton Lewis and

[@colechillen7700]

She's dope af.

[@John_McDonnell]

Sometimes you have to go through the hell of nastiest bitch to get to the realm of realest chick.

[@missoula2213]

She is the trashiest chick to ever exist.

[@AperturePowered]

lol who cares man, why do women have to all meet one standard archetype, that shit's boring. She's self aware and able to make jokes about a very fucked up period of her life, what part of that is trashy?

[@11muzik99]

Easily one of the best in this series. Never laughed and cringed simultaneously like that before. Respect for your brutal honesty and recovery, Jessa!

[@fuckboiactual1976]

"Fire off at 98% meth capacity" that had me rolling, thank you for that 😂😂😂

[@gbooboop7708]

Right!

[@argosatori]

Jessa Reed 's story was originally called : ~"One Girl, No Cup"~

[@Cylance-ji9tn]

Smirk&nodding by an initiate

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

One girl no cup hahahaha

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

YOOOOO!!! Took me a second, but I legit LOL'd hard!

[@seyi.taylor]

"shit gets kinda dark around this point" and I'm like... ma'am; that was like 2 stories ago. also, kick-ass comedian!

[@newsletter4826]

i bet you spend a lot of time on Reddit and enjoy Lowest Common Denominator stuff. She had a horribly sad face, and will end up killing herself in the future, dude--there's nothing funny about that...didn't laugh even once, cause not a Reddit robot like you.

[@InnaVitamina777]

4 sho

[@MrAllyourneeds]

What does reddit have to do with anything that is in this comment

[@kielgraves8104]

@@newsletter4826 what the fuck are you talking about

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Right? It gets worse? Lol 😕

[@mybraineatseverything7404]

To all the commenters here celebrating meth sobriety, I salute you and offer you congratulations, and continued recovery. Meth addiction is one of the most difficult to overcome. I've done it and seen what it can do to people. I applaud and commend you for your bravery and strength, and I thank you for sharing your stories. Bright blessing always, and may God continue to bless you.

[@tolfan4438]

I don't see what's so hard about it. One day I ran out I didn't have any more money in the bank it's been 30 something years no problem my heart only stopped two or three times

[@killercuddles7051]

7 Minutes in and I'm thinking, "how can it get worse?" This is hilarious. Best female comedian I've ever heard so far.

[@br0k3nluck16]

This is the most honest straight forward comic on earth!!!!!

[@powerpc127]

"Tonight I'm going to tell you about the last time I drank piss." I'm listening...

[@jondunmore4268]

...with an erection.

[@Hoodwaze]

@@jondunmore4268 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂YES!!!!!

[@Hoodwaze]

Thats how you start a set!!

[@kielgraves8104]

Sigh *unzips*

[@mchan2141]

Yes

[@shadesofgray5476]

I never have did any serious drugs. But I'd give anything to UNDERSTAND one of my (adult) children's problem with meth and other drugs. This was brave and honest. Thank you.

[@criskp6861]

The addiction becomes your new air to breath. You feel as if you are suffocating without it.

[@shadesofgray5476]

@@OMGpandemic Thank you. Oh please don't give up. The person I spoke about is doing much better, but it still is a one day at a time thing. The pain you feel when you lose a child whether a minor or an adult never ever goes away. My former addict child called me up today and told me about her struggle with depression. She had been self medicating all these years, I said to her, now you have to deal with it. We talked for hours and I told her to call me every day and I would listen to anything she needed to say. I love her so much and I can't imagine a world without her.

[@shadesofgray5476]

@@criskp6861 Thank you for this.

[@linneajordyn5275]

You should watch the movie Beautiful Boy. The father is relatable.

[@franqbeans]

Prayers to you and your child

[@heavenwaits]

one of the most tight and precise stand-up sets i’ve ever seen, genuinely

[@saliv88]

It’s like “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie”, but with meth.

[@eltodd124]

They should show this to kids in high school as a deterrent. You just can't beat honesty.

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

S. Todd Bowland this made me want to do Meth

[@josephneider7332]

I loved how absolutely dead quiet the audience was between punchlines. You simply cannot fuck with that much honesty.

[@frankblue5250]

She still thick tho. Damn 👍

[@tommyjones8490]

Can't show this to Tide Pod generation, they will be paying homeless addicts for Big Gulps off meth piss.......

[@jasonjewell1667]

Go to or listen to a 12 step NA speaker meeting

[@itsjohnnymillion]

This crowd was not ready for this set. I don’t know if I was, but it’s epic.

[@butternutsquash17]

I don't know that any crowd is yet! And because of people like her, that will change 😊

[@saleenz9643]

Jessa is SO strong, SO talented (that delivery, though), & f**king hilarious. I literally had to stop mid-step sometimes. 😅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@marksark1119]

So much of Jessa's routine on this vid is from her own personal history. I'm a recovering alcoholic with 16 years of sobriety on July 7, 2021. So I can relate in a way. Congrats to you Jenna on your sobriety.

[@MissSavvy]

I work with women who are homeless. There's a client who has been through the ringer, but her most admirable quality for me is her humor and honesty. This just reminds me of her, and what she can accomplish.

[@LynnRodrigues]

Miss Savvy Somebody has probably already told you this but thank you for your work with women who are homeless!

[@missyvaughn4467]

😉

[@carolynnalvarez7032]

I 100% can relate to this woman. I was fucked up for years and these stories are probably all true. Laughing at the pain is the only way out after we stop or else we'd kill ourselves from the shame. Shes soooo brave and very smart.

[@showerbeerpodcast5517]

We've had her on our podcast, and not only are these stories true, they're just the tip of the iceberg. She tours, keep an eye out for her.

[@malaltherenegadegod]

Carolynn Alvarez Been there too; I think its why its so damn funny. Lol.

[@BobbyxZx]

what crimes did you commit to get your meth... i mean back when you were there... that would help me understand how meth addiction is funny, if you could explain all those incredibly ugly parts... her story is funny, but it's from the perspective of avoiding horrible truths, like the part where she shows up at her sister's out of the blue to get high in her bathroom. really funny stuff right there, if you've ever had an addict in your family... gross story is gross

[@malaltherenegadegod]

Bobby Z I remember this guy one time walked through my neighbor's living room with a coffee pot... That was literally on fire. Yeah. Everyone freaked and ran outside. Another time six grown men felled eight trees with one axe between them. Meth.

[@BobbyxZx]

tell a story about how you robbed people or turned tricks for it next, please... i know plenty of meth heads, it's not all flaming coffee pots and drinking piss, is it? y'all meth heads tend to avoid those stories, though... shit's gross, not funny

[@trichinosis333]

Why did I stop stealing alcohol from the store when I was 15? Police helped with that, so then I learned how to make it, buckets of it, eventually gallons of moonshine in my tiny apartment during my 20s. 16 years of that, almost dying many times, a few other people almost dead because of me, now I'm 18 months sober trying to fix all the damage I did back then. Quitting was the best, hardest decision I ever made.

[@latrans]

stay strong

[@irenemax3574]

“Don’t ever try meth. Because it’s f****** awesome.”

[@missyvaughn4467]

😂😂

[@gvernmtt3024]

And it gives you government superpowers

[@itsjustme9751]

Anyone that is contemplating using meth for the first time, should watch this.

[@ThelagKingStrikes]

Yeah, it is a very informative "how to" guide. 😉

[@nebulousisgod]

Nobody contemplates using hard drugs for long than a few moments, not nearly enough time to consider all the consequences and make an informed decision. Sorry but drugs don’t work like that. It’s circumstantial. If you think otherwise I guarantee you’ve never been an addict.

[@ThelagKingStrikes]

@@nebulousisgod I can confirm your statements.

[@CertifiedSkank]

If only that’s how deciding to do drugs worked.,.

[@ChristyCallahan]

Yeah they don’t have to waste all of those years not knowing about the pee thing!

[@48Murillo]

I like the guy that laughed really loud after the "snuff porn" line

[@davidneumann2705]

Murillo hahahahah I know that was pretty hilarious! What a real sicko perv haha.

[@violenceisfun]

hahaha that's me hahaha

[@LastbutNotFirst]

he laughed because shes honestly making a good visual for the story. this comedian was hanging around the lowest of the low.

[@ex8722]

That guy was thinking wow that was YOU... hahhahaha

[@Psychol-Snooper]

I gasped... even though I know there is no evidence that they exist.

[@kristoforc]

I always come back to this video. Her delivery is perfection

[@over-educated-sp]

Jessa is one of the funniest comedians ever. Making fun of one of the worse addictions just makes her that much more real.

[@kerrymarris4260]

Dido

[@josinapitt7596]

"“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.” TL. This amazing lady is so funny and brave! Kudos to you

[@warrior9760]

Hi

[@warrior9760]

My WhatsApp number+919600767538

[@shanemiller2046]

Ok Tyrion

[@tylerperkinson1677]

TL?

[@shanemiller2046]

@@tylerperkinson1677 Tyrion Lannister

[@GoodAzKinBe]

LMAO! Funny AF!!!! Stay sober Jessa cause comedy is definitely your calling.

[@matthewwoods6526]

She a real one! Thank you for letting me see/remember how comedic and ridiculous that lifestyle is/was! Thank you so much!

[@mostlyysorryy]

I have been on it for 9 years and since my 28th birthday this past November, I have been working toward coming off it before I hit 10 years. Someone also told me it was coke back when I was young and felt very behind my already older "cooler" seeming friends I had acquired through an ex that ended up trying to end my life. 😣😣😣 It's been real but ✌️for once I can say I'm so ready to not be a part of the methican American community. Maybe I'll post an update when I am completely sober! Pray for me y'all I'm having a hard time with it

[@KMStatsData]

How you doing?

[@ccceeee]

"If you can't take take me at my methiest, you don't deserve me when my trailer blows up" Yes she is amazing! I do know a Shorty, as well. I did meth by accident like her. She's so accurate, even the ones that hit you in your neck, my gosh

[@sunnyj210]

I swear to God I did meth by accident too! Same as her..guy said it was coke!

[@joeschmoe442]

Shorty ripped me off $20

[@rossdanes9631]

@@joeschmoe442 You ALWAYS ride with Shorty and never let him out of ur sight.

[@Mrius86]

They clap when you do drugs. They clap when you stop doing drugs.

[@fibonaccifractal7298]

@Gordon Torney 👏

[@Rita-kx3yr]

We be a simple folk

[@BipoIarbear]

They don’t clap if u have never done drugs😂

[@BipoIarbear]

Robert Curtin I wasn’t drunk an I laughed my self wet

[@danielantunovic459]

They clap when you do drugs because you have stopped doing them and pain can become funny in hindsight. But yes I agree in a fucked up way people would have still clapped if she said for example that she shot up heroin this morning.

[@chipsthedog1]

This is without doubt the funniest one of these I've seen and unlike a lot of the others I believe every word. Amazing story from an amazing lady using the worst time of her life to make others laugh. Bless her she deserves any success she gets just for making it through all that and getting sober

[@lovelysubbie338]

How am I just seeing this! It’s real and raw! Probably one of the all time best addiction routines I have seen to date. The madness we went through needs to be told in a way that makes us laugh for our own sanity but is still a warning to others. Excellent story telling

[@ThisEpicLife]

Speaking as a paramedic who works in a region where meth is very common, I would say that she is spot-on.

[@remainfocused8570]

Must work in this place called America

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@remainfocused8570 You do realize that the VAST majority of Americans don’t do meth and most places don’t have meth problems, right?

[@alberteinstein3078]

@@remainfocused8570 yeah that's a really dumb comment just Google yaba. You should probably delete your comment lol

[@remainfocused8570]

@@alberteinstein3078 u bet, soon as yr comb yr Jew fro

[@alberteinstein3078]

@@remainfocused8570 I'm already dead what does it matter. Plus dude you don't want to look like a moron do you?

[@TonyTMusicc]

when she said "sippin on my pizzurp" my buddy literally threw up from laughing so hard

[@squanchy666]

TonyT if he was on anything decent at the time he definitely should have then eaten it

[@Lendog19v2]

You mean immediately before she picks up her glass & takes a sip?

[@eyesintheskies]

Have never clapped at the end of a KZbin video before! . Crying also but I’m only 9month clean so still pretty close to home yet far enough away I was laughing for the best part. Asides from great comedy you also witnessed a survivor show true humility with courage and grace. Anyway need to go hoover my garden. Thank you

[@mberring1]

"Asides from great comedy you also witnessed a survivor show true humility with courage and grace." nailed it and well played

[@pettyfourtwenty9974]

Been sober 50 days today, good for this woman and her struggles

[@ravenpelcher274]

Arw you still clean

[@pettyfourtwenty9974]

@@ravenpelcher274 yes, as if today it is 169 days of no methamphetamines

[@brittaolson6550]

Whenever I think my recovery story is getting a little too crazy, or I can’t get up from how far I fell, I just come back to, “Meth Pee.”

[@suzanneh975]

Lol same!

[@candycummings9768]

You obviously didn't fall far if you haven't drank piss

[@kingsway731]

👊

[@tomp8418]

@@candycummings9768 true

[@slync7129]

🤟🏻

[@alexandriap6132]

What kind of world do we live in where u cant trust a stranger selling u drugs 💜😂😂😂

[@tchristian2442]

You know you have healed yourself when you can make a comedy routine out of your addiction!! This had me crying !!! Side note -- urine is actually sterile 🤷‍♀️

[@filthyapostate4217]

I asked my mom once why she started using meth. She said "well kid, once the coke stops doin' it for you, you need something cheaper, and stronger, that lasts a little longer." She'd be up until daybreak and still couldn't get me to school on time 🤣😅

[@terrencenorvil581]

Funny. But real. She was probably stuck. Happens.

[@christinamata4159]

I laughed a lil too hard at your comment 🤣 I can never seem to make it anywhere “on time” anymore! Then I’m mad at myself talking to me in the car 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤣

[@nicholasblumberg7119]

@@christinamata4159 we should kick it

[@mangaroxx]

Where is her 1 hour special? One of the best comics I've heard.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

She's ok. Sometimes she nails the timing. Sometimes it's off. She paused for laugh breaks that either came late or never. She was a bit predictable, but there were some good ones. She can tell a helluva story though, I'll give her that.

[@zacharywalsh6481]

@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 no part of that story about meth pee was predictable

[@yakubthecavebeast6444]

@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 I'd just say she needa to work on her transitions. Some of the fluff before the "[so I started drinking my piss]" part didn't tie together well so it seemed a bit drawn out.

[@CertifiedSkank]

She has a podcast. Mormon and the Meth Head. It’s fantastic.

[@reidflemming8458]

For being addicted to meth for 6 years she looks great.

[@ryugo7713]

Frank Stall for sure

[@Smashy2009]

@DewDiePie Bich Lasagna She said she was 27 when she went to drink piss at her sisters. The she says she has been clean for 12 years. So she is almost 40, looking pretty fine for that age.

[@joysymonds8419]

Reid Flemming she got new teeth lol

[@Vinnafetish]

Ikr she looks like she owns a minivan now and carpools the soccer team

[@chair362]

@@Vinnafetish while secretly drinking wine from her "water bottle"

[@brockmurray6372]

This is one of the funniest comedy clips I’ve seen in a long time! Just a disaster from start to end😂

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

One of the funniest, realest sets I've seen in a long ass time.

[@Aaroooony9d3]

Caught my neighbor trimming the edges of her back lawn with scissors. Never gave it a second thought until now.

[@SerenityForschen]

To be fair I have done that completely sober. I didn't have an edger/trimmer at the time and I get super into my house projects.

[@gorrillawarfair]

Serenity Forschen do you take adderall?

[@sophiel362]

That could just be some anal retentive OCD type shit there. Not necessarily tweakage

[@SerenityForschen]

Nope, I am a just a weird robot naturally.

[@gabrieladerre2862]

Was she doing it at 2-4 a.m.?

[@juleswoodbury58]

she should be a writer for it's always sunny in philadelphia. Or the sixth member of the gang.

[@ITopplepharaohs]

I was literally thinking this exact same thing!!

[@alanal1029]

YASSSSSSS!!!

[@roxas7418]

This routine is amazing. Her quick delivery and word choice is amazing.

[@xLxUxSxTx]

Maybe the 5th time I have listened. Not sure why, other than a complex and well told story. Transformed. Recovering. Real. Relatable? Truth. Weakness. Strength. She hides the pain, and shines.

[@JWMCMLXXX]

I'm showing this to my tweeker brother, as soon as he gets out of jail.

[@mikahantley7261]

Jus so he can drink some tweaked out piss too 😹

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Tweaker* (they get really touchy about proper titles and spelling.. you know how meticulous and organized they are 🙊).

[@CivilCJ]

You almost never get the perspective of the person who's fucking up. Huge props, and great story telling!

[@yodisdabomb4081]

“I thought it was coke “ joke went right over the crowds head

[@williambuis8168]

It didn't go over my head it brought up a memory of the same thing happening to me this is one of the funniest things ever ,,,,because its true

[@jatari7871]

Why do you think it went over thier heads?

[@w.e.s.]

@@jatari7871 bc they probably never snorted or seen it before

[@jatari7871]

@@w.e.s. i would say that the fact went over Yodis' head...seeing as it wasnt a joke. you ever seen coke Yodis? lol

[@assymilator]

Yeah ain’t a joke. Both look similar chopped up if you don’t know any better.

[@captainkaput7281]

THIS IS STRAIGHT UP ONE OF THE FUNNIEST BITS IVE EVER SEEN OR HEARD. KUDOS! CONGRATS ON THE RECOVERY AND TURNING IT INTO AN AMAZING STAND UP!

[@themightykyuss]

"Shooting up in your neck is..um.. inconvenient." Lmao

[@BothHands1]

ahhhh, I had a girl make me do this to her once, and she cooked up how much she said she was comfortable with, which I figured was ok b/c she was my dealer and she was hard in the paint, I figured she knew what she was doing. Girl nodded out before I could even get the rig outta her neck. Then she slumped over onto my lap. She was still breathing tho so I told her mom who was also home and also high on smack. She said she'd watch her, and ran to my car so I could get my fix. I had planned to do it in her bathroom but the whole ordeal shook me a bit. But even after watching her almost stop breathing in my lap, my first thought was when can I get this stuff in my arm. That stuff is horrible.

[@kielgraves8104]

@@BothHands1 I know how you feel. After I got out of inpatient rehab the last time, this girl that I'd met when I was there convinced me to score for her (I didn't want to because she had a kid and still wasn't using). I was strung out already, and didn't have much money, and she told me she'd buy me a 20 if I scored for her, so I had to do it, I didn't have a choice. It was that or be sick. So I took her to my plug's house, got her a .1, that's it, that's all she got. She did half, and was like out of control fucked up, throwing up, nodding out, everything. So this happened again, 2 days later, same story, had to do it cuz she was gonna get me well too, so I tell her look do LESS than you did last time, remember how I had to babysit you? And this time we fixed at the dealer's house, this was my ONLY plug that would let me do that too. I turn around, turn back around and she shot the whole 20 and is blue in the face. I had to drag her to the bathroom and throw her in the shower with cold water and slap her over and over again, breathe for her, then get her talking until she could stand up on her own and keep her eyes open. Meanwhile my dealer's freaking out, her fucking little kid is freaking out cuz something crazy is happening, my dealer's pissed at me, I shotgunned her a few hits of meth hoping that would counteract it a little bit. I know when I've been close to falling out before I had prepared a shot of meth before I did the heroin, knowing that it was going to be a big one and my girl might need to hit me with it to wake me up, so I figured it couldn't hurt to try. That girl's lucky she's alive, there are lots of people out there that would have just let her die and say "oh well." I've overdosed twice myself, because I was on benzos and had no opiate tolerance, and was lucky enough that one of the people that was there (same person both times) had the nuts to do the right thing and get me to a hospital. Then some other people let him die in almost the exact same way. He was one of my closest friends, and a really good person. This shit can get really crazy, drugs are no joke.

[@thomaspayne6866]

How is this funny?!

[@funkeediscotek]

@@BothHands1 Woah

[@themightykyuss]

@@thomaspayne6866 it's the delivery that makes it funny to me. that being said, don't shoot up in your neck, kids.

[@ryanmccormick7387]

For the love of God replace Amy Schumer with this woman

[@blazejon]

Or anyone

[@user-rp2eo7fj9t]

Ryan McCormick she looks like her

[@patpowers9210]

Ah, they're both great.

[@rome415]

Yeah but she does not have an uncle Chuck Schumer. :(

[@magisterrleth3129]

She's so good. Her and Christina P.

[@dipschmidt4116]

This crowd didn't deserve her. They were all clearly too vanilla in life. We must protect this angel at all costs!

[@Potentialaj]

Thank you. I hate lame crowds

[@appiedellah]

That's what made it better in my opinion, their completely discomfort in the beginning compared to way she inspired them at the end

[@vyoufinder]

That's why they needed it.