Jester's Favorite Dick

The Mighty Nein find out who had the best dick Jester's ever seen. Bryce is overwhelmed by The Mighty Nein's nonsense.
Caleb checks in to make sure Jester's childhood wasn't messed up. Since she was just a mischievous kid, we can all enjoy this fully.
Caleb's egg McMuffin comment is about Mollymauk covering giving himself a fake STD with egg and makeup in this ep:
• Critical Role Hospital...
This is how Molly would want to be remembered.
Footage from Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 32: "Beyond the Boundaries"
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[@garrettcarter2959]

RIP Molly's purple wang He died as he lived, fantastically well hung.

[@Audi0Mati]

He lived with a big sword and died via one

[@Angus_Gibson]

And hard?

[@DarkAngelCookie]

I really and genuinely love this comment. Thank you very much.

[@mvk9418]

Ha

[@mvk9418]

You just got a sub my friend

[@frostyenderman13]

Sometimes I forget that Cadeuces is in this scene, because Taliesin is so broken by the conversation that he just forgets to role play and becomes like a ghost-Molly laughing at them

[@timmorris1432]

He's laughing from the other side.

[@rockethero1177]

Molly never left. He's still with the Mighty Nein at all times just invisable ghost-like

[@rachelliu2658]

HI THIS MADE ME FUCKING CRY THANK YOU

[@tychogoedhart286]

Mollymauk just temporarily takes over caduceus to experience this

[@carmelcity9527]

@@rockethero1177 lol yeah I can picture ghost Molly hanging around them and cheering on their antics, kind of like the ghost crewmates in Among Us 😂

[@keepcalm2033]

Exactly how Molly would want to be remembered

[@owlpear]

Keep Calm Watching Taliesin’s reactions throughout was great. I appreciate the little celebration he has at 1:52.

[@thomashall7317]

Awwwww

[@StormageddonTMS]

Long may his dick reign

[@scouttyra]

Long may he reign

[@legendunfound1137]

Truly a legend

[@GZilla311]

I love Matt's "I'm surrounded by idiots, but I love them for it" face.

[@clayxros576]

The mature one in every friend group

[@JonThomas92]

'You are all two year olds, but I am secretly trying not to laugh too, and I love you all' face

[@shannononeill482]

I love when eh has to put his head in his hands and think "I've lost control of them again...here we go'

[@kaligathdraklore207]

"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they are my idiots." :D

[@EthalaRide]

*Caleb being genuinely curious about Jester's life, and fighting his anxieties to ask her questions* "Caleb, why are you so obsessed with people's sex lives?!" *looks at the camera like Jim from the Office*

[@TenretniQuin]

EthalaRide does it even need to be said how contradictory beau is? Everyone is asking questions about a DICK. I wish Caleb had retaliated with "I'm not asking the lesbian what she thinks of dick, I am asking the person who likes dick" 😂

[@deffdefying4803]

After having asked Jester about her favourite dick, yeah OK Beau lmao

[@Zoeloveful]

It seemed like a sarcastic question, not a serious one.

[@witchBoi_Connor]

I mean, Beau is purposefully meant to be brash and poor at being social, being socially awkward in a different way to Caleb. It does make sense that she’s harsh on him like this often.

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Excuse me, he seemed more than ambitious to know more about this :D No anxieties, no struggle, just curiosity. You rarely every notice his anxiety anyway ^^ He's more of a talker than he was originally designed to be, I believe :D

[@Bacxaber]

"I've seen them mostly not...when they knew I could see them." **Nott nods understandingly**

[@natanoj16]

Nott nod

[@prawn1717]

Didn’t expect to see you here lol

[@tarensGambit]

"When I saw it last it was a bit of a mess." **CUE MATT CHOKING**

[@elijahdowell7679]

Wait were caleb and molly schtupping?

[@nbv6975]

@@elijahdowell7679 Nah, Molly made his dick look nasty to sneak into a hospital for shenanigans

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

@@elijahdowell7679 No (unfortunately for our shy bi boy). Molly faked a nasty infection down there for one of the Nein's schemes.

[@HinataElyonToph]

No I’m guessing the last time Caleb saw Molly’s dick was when they were trying to infiltrate the medical clinic in Zadash and Molly purposely made it look like he had some STI in order to get in

[@fourleaves6877]

I love Taliesin just completely losing Caduceus and being possessed by the ghost of Molly instead.

[@jcoonie2]

You think matt secretly loves moments like these because he gets a break and just gets to make faces at everyone.

[@christopherbacon1077]

Or he's smart enough to know when control is impossible and just rolls with it.

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Justin Coonradt As a dm I can confirm these are great moments.

[@rodrigojimenez5128]

He gets kill la kill flashbacks

[@toribiogubert7729]

As a DM every time the players spend interacting with themselves is a joy, even when is silly as hell and don't move the plot.

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

As a GM. When the players start just riffing off on their own, its great. You don't need to do anything, and can just listen and enjoy, or plan ahead in your head

[@oscarpines7927]

"I saw mollys in the bath house." *Taliesin laughing his ass off and raising his hands to the sky*

[@Tilanol]

"Call that the Continental" My god Matt.

[@ExhaustedWombat]

Tilanol timed to perfection.

[@cloudywinds3241]

Matt is amazing.

[@WinterFaery84]

Taliesin's face was nearly the same color as his shirt.

[@steinistein8611]

I love how all the guys except Liam turn bright red while Marisha and Laura don't even flinch

[@Pottan23]

@@steinistein8611 make-up, as in, a blush doesn't skine through make-up (if they were the type of people to easily blush).

[@Eidenhoek]

Well he was a strawberry the one time.

[@LydiaTereK]

I love how Taliesin immediately channeled Molly’s laugh and spectral celebration from beyond the veil Long may he reign, our purple prince

[@pedropinheiro9196]

Did you mean: Matt Mercer regretting his entire existence for 4 minutes straight

[@h0lly_blue]

*"W I E N E R S ?"* - Laura Bailey 2018

[@SCarr8813]

I adore this because last campaign Percy had 4 people after him, and now, even with Molly gone someone has to make sure it is known that Molly was desireable

[@christianwilliams4795]

He had 4? Who other then Vex?

[@magiv4205]

At this point, I'm pretty sure everyone's just in love with Taliesin. Can't say I blame them XD

[@hole-sawbear1500]

@@christianwilliams4795 Pike had a thing for Percy as well. I don't know about the other 2.

[@MysticRains]

Vex, Tery, Pike (per Talks admission) & multiple random NPCs

[@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591]

Vex, pike, tary, scanlan

[@kaylad1847]

She's able to stay so serious, but i die when she finally loses over the color.

[@cloudywinds3241]

My favorite part.

[@lucyk8935]

Molly laughing hysterically at this is a great mood

[@willnelson9906]

this is after molly died, but no in that moment, tal was rping as molly, who was laughing hysterically at them as a ghost

[@emilyjfreer2895]

will nelson ghost molly

[@H2OHydraulic]

*Long* may he reign

[@anaccident12]

long indeed

[@FluffyBooster]

Long may he hang

[@jaimealbertodomingo6839]

Schlong may he rain

[@stevejackson3815]

Long and girthy may he reign.

[@ShyyGaladriel]

Poor Bryce... covering their ears and singing “I have to work with him...”

[@sm3xym3xican76]

I love Tal's little gasp after Jester brought up Molly

[@ardelianelson2902]

This is truly Molly's legacy.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

"Behind the Boudoir," needs to be a Pop Punk band name

[@williamaldred335]

Nar thats a pop band's first album/single

[@rogerelzenga4465]

Opening song, A thousant Dicks

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Sounds like the name of an autobiography.

[@LordAaronus]

an Oscar winning movie starring Alison Brie

[@JMesonT]

I really wanted Jester to say Fjord's and just see what hilarity would ensue as a result. Laura is a blessing and Jester is hands down my favorite character this campaign!

[@silverackerman394]

They did ask for the top 3 fjord COULD be one of the 3

[@deffdefying4803]

+Jake M. Official art actually shows him to be quite muscular.

[@WhiffleWaffles]

@Jake M. Yeah, I think he was the tallest member of the Nein before Caduceus. Even Yasha wasn't as big as Fjord. He's tall, and quite muscular. Just not "strong" in the ways most people say it. He's fit.

[@ATMOSK1234]

I can't even imagine a lanky orc

[@NathanTAK]

deffdefying Official dick-art?

[@Dragonivon]

The best part for me is just watching Matt trying so hard not to break, his expressions are priceless.

[@Captain_Garchomp]

Tailsen plays both Molly and Caduceus, just whenever he plays Molly, he's laughing, on the other side as a ghost. This is one of the times

[@Lucas.Fuentes]

the fact that Laura couldn't contain herself describing molly's instrument was the best part. like, it was too much even for her

[@dualblade14]

How is Nott's "escalation" not the most talked about part of the vid? That was perfect!

[@ruth540]

I KNOW

[@phantasmicmasque]

It is overshadowed by the dick talk unfortunately lol

[@dtczyk8976]

He plays a goblin so well. I can see that escalation

[@ProbieKnox]

Don't you mean Scanlantion?

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

A masterclass in getting people to allow you to be generous.

[@shellzncheez409]

Travis just looked like " Dang, why wasn't I on the list?"

[@GZilla311]

Speedy Rogue0403 She likes Fjord for his personality.

[@mvk9418]

“If it’s too hard to pick, you can have a top three”

[@yoko3182]

Nott's 0 to 100 at the end there got me laughing. XD

[@sampersonguy5337]

1:47 Matt’s disappointment is immeasurable, and his day is ruined

[@magiv4205]

Oh, you are mistaking his expression. It is definitely pride. He doesn't want to showit, but it's trueXD

[@GZilla311]

@@magiv4205 It's "I love these idiots".

[@davidcannon3515]

@@GZilla311 more like god help me I love these damn anime voice actors.

[@tycol322]

I seriously thought he was on a different stream that froze with how long he facepalmed

[@allrightok9982]

watch matts face :D

[@joshuahicks7798]

IKR

[@joshuahicks7798]

And look at Travis's face.

[@unbreakablelag]

Needs to be a t shirt with caption.

[@atthepartycheers]

That’s both Matt and Bryce reacting. Poor Bryce...and poor Matt tbh

[@theunbrokenbarb169]

Matt's face is mine with my players every dang time

[@monomoonchild8066]

Taliesin is adorable and I love him. That is all.

[@TheFrygar]

If we don't have a GIF of Matt at 1:46 by tomorrow we don't deserve to exist as a human species any more

[@shadows_star]

lmao

[@scottish-hero6664]

Pollen Applebee Here’s a snapshot When the party is talking about something so indecent in front of a NPC DM: *face at 1:46 * Party: * still laughing at the talk *

[@harryjeffs1571]

I like when Beau says "why are you so interested in other peoples sex lives, Caleb?" when the last thing she just asked Jester was "Whats your favourite penis?" It was a perfect Beau moment imo.

[@zellcrs]

matt is like, even in the public eye she goes there, ever time....damnit

[@gconnor18]

The best part of this is travis’s facial expressions throughout its incredible, like a mix of pride concern and embarrassment that he is listening to his wife describe like that.

[@tjgaming4547]

I just imagine the ghost of Molly dancing in celebration like tal did

[@fratguide9835]

Re-commenting years later so we all remember that Lucien is packing

[@appaearly175]

Exactly. I wish Jester would bring it up somehow.

[@RedNeor]

every time we see/hear about lucien I think back to this moment

[@octoberspirit]

Absolutely same. XD

[@markdasaro9045]

Only Laura Bailey lol omg. Taliesin Reaction will perfect.

[@callmev3531]

3:40 Nott escalating the situation

[@thomasrevill7723]

The moment Crit Role devolved into everyone else's DnD campaign

[@frostyenderman13]

How to honor your fallen friend: talk about dicks and disappoint the DM. This scene was pure gold.

[@Person01234]

Taliesin and Travis both go bright red.

[@RaggedLands]

1:47 The face of a DM that's just given up.

[@Noobie2k7]

I just love the idea rhe npc is just stood there the entire time while the group just started talking about penises completely ignoring him.

[@rustedeyes7238]

Matt was laughing but as a fellow DM I know that he was dying on the inside just by the look he was giving everyone.

[@bencanevari4056]

1:43 Clear footage of Matt’s will to live leave permanently

[@kritonman1]

Watching Matt put his face in his hands for 30 seconds trying to regain his composure is pure gold!!

[@Neko141212]

And this is why she needs to name the weasel Molly xD

[@jamesgiammo5898]

There really ought to be a section in the players handbook covering dick jokes. They seem pretty mandatory for D&D.

[@lucasm.3864]

There were so many red staplers in chat during this part.

[@ATinyWaffle]

Please forgive my ignorance, but what do the red staplers mean? I get that they're for lewd or raunchy jokes, but why?

[@sethgoodwin1577]

Since no one have answered your question. It's for stands for Human Resources (HR). Like you would have to report to HR for saying that in an office space.

[@Bellandora]

How to break your DM

[@JesterfaceBassplayer]

The color, the piercings, the tattoo slithering beautifully along the side.

[@theasinclaire52]

I can never eat Egg McMuffins again! Thanks, Liam!

[@monotonexylophone1623]

Zedash breakfast

[@theasinclaire52]

@@monotonexylophone1623 *facepalm*

[@MarionetteDuAuguste]

______ call that the continental

[@clayxros576]

He was doing you a favor

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

I can only eat them more now

[@Harlequin_Actor]

That's canon now

[@BorreloadMJ]

I would love someone if they animated this conversation

[@callmev3531]

0:55, Caleb’s curiosity and awkwardness is just....the best. 1:28, his face here. 😂

[@aprilee_421]

this had me remembering the standoff between Beau and Yasha to be the last one out 😂😂😂😂

[@falloutplays2207]

Travis's face at 0:49 is the funniest thing to me knowing he and Laura are married.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

When it was clean, it was lovely. Important to remember that for real life as well

[@TieflingKumasi]

Sam’s shit eating grin and Matt’s “what have I done” facepalm are so fucking perfect

[@josieholloway3286]

Anyone else really want them to go back and visit Bryce again?? I miss them

[@wowostylehess1575]

Inside of Matt Mercer’s head: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@yes7281]

I had the most fun watching Matt's face through this whole ordeal

[@KerkorDragonblood]

God this is so good, also, I'm constantly reminded of just how much I love Caleb. (It's a lot, btw.)

[@cloudywinds3241]

Me too!!!!

[@cinnabonbons]

I’m so glad this is the first part you clipped lmfao

[@diogoteixeira4950]

1:46 Matt losing Hope in humanity.Gif

[@spaced_out_cadet]

on a side topic, this video reminded me how much i love Bryce. they’re so great

[@KKRB3]

MATT'S FACE JOURNEY IS FOREVER GOLD IN THIS CLIP 😂😂😂

[@samzisk2098]

Taliesin is so pleased

[@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar]

LONG may he reign

[@stephanie41115]

Poor Matt. Lol! When he put his hand on his face and then he almost spit out his drink.

[@kelanjames8429]

1:58 you just see Matt had the look of a man who has heard many players discuss penis size in campaign one to many times

[@henrylam6958]

This is every game of DND I've ever been in

[@anirlarchivist]

the best thing about this video is matt's facial expressions

[@TiliaCordata]

Long may he reign!

[@Slowmotionman2]

We all know the Molly had a Prince Albert. Lets be real here.

[@gus8824]

I think he actually confirmed he didn't in the bathhouse episode!

[@alexfirefly1956]

Also let's remember that Molly didn't have any piercings in his face either. Yes he had earrings and piercied his horns, but nothing in his face. I'm pretty sure he didn't want to cover up his most pretty and desirable features and I'm pretty sure he would have considered his penis as part of that.

[@PollyLWorld]

A good DM has to be prepared for the unexpected. Then things like this happen, and Matt just facepalms, gathers himself and let's them have their fun. Long live the DM god.

[@juliannabelles2915]

Long may he reign

[@Beeimus]

Gotta start your day with a nice Continental Breakfast. 😘😘😘

[@clayxros576]

I never wanted anyone to say this, why did you have to make it worse with the emojis?

[@Evija3000]

I don't want to feel like a burden on anyone... so I'll just scare them half to death.

[@matthewward2058]

THIS, is why we all love these guys!! Fantastic and hilarious 😂

[@evalynn1863]

I feel so bad for Caleb in this scene because you can tell he was genuinely asking whether her viewings were consensual just to make sure she was okay and Beau made it into something super perverted.

[@slvaltva1392]

typical beau tho, tries to bring up her sex life all the time and pretends it's others who do it.

[@togipoogaming3775]

3:48 gets me everytime 😂

[@ArtairMcKinley]

I guess I'm the only person who's forever dying laughing at the egg McMuffin comment huh?

[@mouse5637]

Matt's face is golden

[@Burori1]

L/D-O-O-N-G May He Reign.

[@morgan9660]

schlong may he reign

[@asuraaoki1925]

MOLLY COME BACK TO US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@starsgears9200]

NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS!!

[@kcsniperboy7148]

Matt's reaction in all of this is fucking amazing

[@adamhubert6298]

Critical role everybody

[@colbynelson2760]

Man that murdered me! I was lmao live that night and woke my roommate.🤣🤣 (Also I believe I’m supposed to say first, but idk if that’s still a thing people do.)

[@lysergicjimmy69]

Travis's face was soo red lol

[@louisjones8345]

You can see Matt just DYING INSIDE

[@artygunnar]

This is so relevant!

[@gims6513]

Matt is dying inside

[@AGrayPhantom]

Poor Matt is barely holding it together.

[@camrynsmith7631]

So that's what girl talk is like huh.

[@clayxros576]

Lord son you dont even know the start...