Jesus on the third day

[@M4ssExtinction]

HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINSS🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@niccatipay]

He shredded for pur shins.

[@MaledKatFake]

HE SHREDDED PUR OUR SINSNNSSSSSSSS 🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@evanwarewolf267]

777 likes

[@erickahernadez2527]

Amen

[@yousaidthusly461]

“And on the third day, he rode for the shredd…”

[@Requiario_I]

I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere

[@athos9293]

Absolute unit

[@sidthesquidh]

That one veteran who talks about the 3 bullet scars on his shoulder and the slash across his chest.

[@KopperNeoman]

That's why you PAY ATTENTION when He flips tables or smites you for slapping Him too much.

[@Driptacular_Dragonborn]

I mean, the dude went around letting people touch his scars, so it checks out

[@XxHUNTER14xX_]

he's not T-posing that trick is actually called Christ Air

[@mymi46]

Explain this atheists

[@fool2740]

Atheist: Those are some sick tricks!

[@sogelnation]

I couldn't. getting baptised tomorrow.

[@BraveMoji]

Can’t explain it honestly, might have to convert 😬

[@str4f.3]

cant explain it bro, preparing for church rn

[@krarloa5391]

Fr

[@Muffinstudios533]

I was kinda disappointed we didn’t get to hear “Even floooow, thoughts arrive like butterflies” like every other Steezus video

[@JJLD26]

I did originally but I got a copyright strike :/

[@Muffinstudios533]

@@JJLD26 Oh okay that makes sense

[@whiskeycorridor90]

"Heathen toooad, bought a road like buttered fries!"

[@Fofeynho]

@@whiskeycorridor90 LOL

[@NotFound-dz9dl]

The singer really made the chorus pop. All that anticipation and build-up to kinda fizzle out a little without him.

[@americas_boi1154]

When I go to heaven, I’m gonna skate with Jesus

[@MythicSuns]

He'll be packing your bong if OPM's lyrics are anything to go by.

[@sebittyseb4481]

Deny weakness and sin,accept Jesus and skate!

[@Jonathan-cx6jl]

I wanna ski with Jesus.

[@physical_insanity]

I hope you've been a good Christian boye, then.

[@patrick4662]

well you know... heaven is a halfpipe.

[@MemeJesusFromFacebook]

“Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”

[@MemeJesusFromFacebook]

@@polarpickles8035 Yes it is, my friend.

[@esanch29]

i wanted to like this but also didn't want to ruin the 666 like count

[@communistpropagandist4608]

Dude I'm jesus I can fly duh

[@theselectivecentrist8146]

Why do you insult the Lord Jesus?

[@KopperNeoman]

@theselectivecentrist8416 He has a sense of humour, my guy. Just ask Lazarus. God shall not be mocked, but mockery is a specific thing, and bants aren't mockery.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Jesus in the bible: On this day you will enter into the kingdom of God with me my son Jesus portrayed by a bible youth group:

[@Samcomply]

I think there’s an episode of King of the Hill like this

[@thomasowen5785]

@@Samcomply Yep, Pastor K with the dreadlocks

[@Samcomply]

@@thomasowen5785 Ha! Yes, thank you.

[@Cbd_7ohm]

​@@Samcomply Yes I remember lol

[@lookwhatyoudidtomyfish4453]

I actually do attend a youth ministry and they just portray him how the Bible describes him. Sometimes they do use “kid slang” but I think that’s just how they talk. This isn’t to say I disagree with your comment, there’s probably alot of youth churches like that! But thank the almighty mine isn’t one of them.

[@mitchinatr7093]

The combination of church and skate.

[@jasonallen3480]

Haha thats gold

[@KopperNeoman]

Jefferson malding RN

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

Capital letter don't give you a big enough W for the comment sir well done

[@whatsthisidonteven]

that's some dad joke alright

[@himquee]

I love how he actually "T-poses" in like half of these Its both kind of a dark joke but also a really funny one

[@JJLD26]

It’s literally called a “Christ Air” so I mean 💀

[@MrStealth9659]

Laugh at that part as well

[@myentertainment55]

It is not T posing, it is Crist cross, lol

[@CoralCopperHead]

tfw you try to make a gamer joke without realizing there's a proper skater term for the trick.

[@guiwonsik]

How it's dark when Jesus fans themselves focus a lot on Jesus death tool lol

[@bigdwicks7498]

0:29 full of miracles

[@amyn227]

Belief.

[@jjoonnii]

THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!

[@GeokKon]

HE’S ORDINARY

[@Psychobum91932]

missed opportunity right there lmao

[@AmsRBLX]

foo fighters reference lmao

[@CarolynDestruction]

Weird I found this video looking at Nirvana shit

[@KurtCobain-vh2sd]

@@CarolynDestruction YES

[@LunaTheTroll]

Steezus Christ shredded for our sins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

[@axuli99]

Our shins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

[@SuperBlueOasis]

Thou shall SHRED on the Sabbath. 🤟🤙

[@raulrosas5068]

"and keepth thy skate tricks holy"

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Black Sabbath

[@TheAceTrain1]

The song is Pearl Jam not Black Sabbath

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@TheAceTrain1 he knows that but Sabbath isn't just the name of a band.

[@Drakonus_]

1:37 I'd like to imagine that he somehow landed on his skateboard using his head.

[@TheNewGuard]

drill go brrrrr

[@LostChrisOfficial]

his skateboard is right next to him 😂

[@KopperNeoman]

Dude created a 3D photonegative on linen sheets in the year 36 WHILE DEAD (and then proceeded to stop being dead!) so this is nothing to Him

[@dylanwhipple9882]

It's so weird to see someone in skate 3 do actual sick tricks instead of getting comically injured

[@tomfoolery597]

What a jam

[@crystalcopper]

What a pearl-jam

[@MrMoss0213]

Perhaps a pearl one

[@Jc-ks5lx]

Pearl Jam blows ass

[@vauxittt]

@@MrMoss0213 🔥🔥🔥✍

[@seanno9744]

“The Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve.”

[@popelover_]

“For with God nothing shall be impossible.” - Luke 1:37

[@nocturnGER]

I mean I'm not a very religious person, but those moves are certainly miracles

[@DirtyBertie]

If Pontius Pilate saw this…maaan things would be different

[@raslipmugfrud2040]

"I find no fault in this man. He shreds!"

[@ZIPPER0NI]

for he descended from heaven, and shredded for our sins🙏🙏🙏

[@axjagfilms]

I am the 69th like

[@parrotyee]

None of my friends know Even Flow, I'm surprised I finally found somebody who does

[@fx_jaguar8743]

ATHIESTS BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS ONE DROPPED

[@manufaustino316]

I'm surprised that Jesus could skate, but I'm also surprised that he used to hear grunge rock when he was saving people

[@tedskins]

Lol yep Jesus was reincarnated as Eddie Vedder and founded Pearl Jam

[@TinTin-qg4tz]

"But the lord riffs for the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over." Psalms 13:37

[@KopperNeoman]

Who's to say He doesn't still hear grunge rock while saving us?

[@tenvs10]

Skatin' for our sins at a skatepark made of concrete, again

[@mrherb9142]

Feelin' maybe should have treated Judas better anyway, ooh yeah

[@Alilovesu74]

There he go 🫡

[@Oneironautic]

Everybody gangsta until skatan appears

[@DAC737]

"Christ air" sounds like an airline...

[@SalimOfShadow]

Extraordinarily lore accurate...

[@combopybrosharkfrenforhire6420]

even flow is my favourite song to listen to on sundays

[@globerri_leaving]

I dont know if I should love this or hate this as a christian

[@JJLD26]

Love it ✝️

[@zacharypreval3186]

You should love it if they had skateboards 2000 years ago Jesus would be the best shredder

[@raulrosas5068]

no violence he just shreedin at the skate park for our sins

[@BigBossPW1974]

The former option

[@KingPivot001]

the lord works in mysterious ways

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

0:43 I love it when the skateboard smack is on beat

[@pizzasoldeir2]

Run's Invalid, he's clearly using God mode

[@KopperNeoman]

It's His canon power level, no console commands used, Christ% is a valid category

[@focusxcl]

Love how this was recommended to me on Easter of all days lmao

[@Justin-fd7tg]

The clouds opened up and god said… “EVEN FLOWWWWWWW”

[@neoknight9180]

And on the third day, he rode

[@unpassante6628]

Damn, the third day always hits hard

[@CatsBtrippin]

Do not repent to the devil ways, forgive his children and y’all be lifted into 3x multiplier and be forgiven into infinity - Morgan freeman

[@mrpenguin8731]

This board is my body, and these radical tricks are my soul.

[@RobertoGomez-tp7qu]

Freeeeeeeziiiinn'

[@JJLD26]

RESTS HIS HEAD ON A PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE

[@diamondmetal3062]

@@JJLD26 OH Feelin’ maybe he’ll see a little betters, any day

[@LCLstaples]

turning into a straight missile at terminal velocity is such a vibe.

[@jnfv]

He is officially named Steezus

[@s.s.99]

Our lord and skater Jesus Christ

[@andrei-calinardelean1957]

He came back from the dead to show his rizz 🥶🥶

[@vauxittt]

not the gen alpha lingo 😭😭😭

[@sonfisher239]

“Drink this wine, for it is my blood Eat this bread, for it is my body Now watch this, for it is my sick ass kickflip” Matthew 26:26

[@dumbdinosaur4572]

I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.

[@DirtyBertie]

How it feels to break bread with my father in law on the sabbath

[@LittleSwagster]

Don’t know why people hate this guy, he seems chill as fuck 💯💯💯

[@marioland-ef9wb]

WERE GETTING TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@itsumayo]

“On the third day, he ripped it up in the third Skate.” - Swagilations, 6:9

[@duyduc6293]

0:22 Not the coffin move 💀💀💀

[@MuteNukem]

Jesus probably used his magic carpentry skills to build the perfect skateboard giving him optimal air flow and hang time.

[@LORDCANTl]

he is risen

[@joebrito3192]

he died for your shins

[@Franz0818]

“Blessed are those who shred for their sins, for they shall be forgiven” - The hidden Beatitude of Jesus

[@AweeBwoo]

forgot that I had youtube muted and spotify playing gangstas paridise

[@MythicSuns]

I mean...the dude was a carpenter so, really, this was pretty inevitable.

[@SuperBlueOasis]

On the 7th day, God SHREDDED. 🤘

[@joemama-x48]

he has risen

[@pugssvideos4762]

Perfect biblical reference doesn't exist...

[@jflowization]

In the vast multiverse, there is a world out there that Jesus is just a chill Skater-Bro that skates across the world just for fun.

[@sainoshua-angel]

thanks 2 the power of this vid i have gone from agnostic/non-religious 2 a full-blown christian

[@egg6381]

Jesus made the blind see, brought back the dead, arose from the ashes, and he can shred like a badass. What else can he not do.

[@sampelletier5083]

Imagine traveling 2000 years back in time and trying to explain this video to Jesus

[@gunseekers]

Hearing Even Flow without the lyrics is messing me up

[@seawakstheprofessionalsnif6222]

Judas was angry because he can’t pull off these moves

[@jamincaskey7681]

In Skesus name we shred ✊

[@Finchyay]

Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here

[@burneshortliver2161]

This is the first time I've ever heard the instrumental of Even Flow and it is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've ever listened to

[@jonathanxaviertroche-diodo844]

When I watched this video I have already heard the actual song so I could still hear the lyrics playing in my head

[@610demonkey]

He turned water into fine 😎

[@Seissmo]

I remember Skate 3… fond memories.

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

And when He parted the water from the Earth from the water in Heaven, He said "let there be even flow".

[@jackrobinson1073]

Shredding to Pearl Jam, what a hero.

[@AegisAuras]

Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.

[@KopperNeoman]

Nobody would pay attention to the pagan pretenders when the Holy Holy Holy one is there!

[@d011ss7]

Freezin' Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again Oh, feelin' Maybe he'll see a little better, set of days, ooh yeah Oh, hand out Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah Oh, dark grin He can't help, when he's happy he looks insane, hm yeah Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again Life again, life again... Kneelin' Looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah Oh, prayin' Now to something that has never showed him anything Oh, feelin' Understands the weather of the winter's on its way Oh, ceilings Few and far between all the legal halls of shame, hey Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again ...Ah, whispering hands, gently lead him away Him away, him away Yeah! Woo, ah yeah... fuck it up Hey man, you got a dollar? Come on, just some spare change, man, I know you got Well, God bless you, man, God bless you Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away Him away, him away... yeah! Woo, ah yeah...

[@TheB-BrGr]

I think Jesus met himself on that last one...

[@KopperNeoman]

He's already in His immortal body, it was the rock that broke.

[@RamenTheGoat]

im obsessed with this meme

[@kairosprods]

I am agnostic and i consider this a divine act of total shred.

[@parmesan5150]

He rose again on the third day… To do a 360 Benihana

[@maiky4946]

I love the jump cuts shortly before Jesus gets permanent braininjury.

[@depressedidiot5761]

easter today

[@dantwerp6106]

So touching and beautiful seeing how Jesus is shredding for our sins 😭🔥🔥

[@GumMonster1]

This is the least depressing and most hopeful and joy filled gospel of a video I've ever seen. Amen.

[@waltmyman]

damn we gettin out of jerusalem with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@DrHouseMusic]

The separation of Church and Skate was a mistake

[@michinomiya8179]

And on the third day, he SHREDS🤟

[@camilolazo4010]

"this one's called the crucifix"

[@AllexOnSpace]

Happy even flow day

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

Was ripping an apple in half while watching this

[@chuckstieg]

this goes hard

[@gangsterman5590]

I love how at the end he just fucking torpedos to the floor

[@DownUnderDigitals]

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.

[@Mistrivious]

Algorithm must like this one lol. KZbin never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?

[@JJLD26]

You were kinda right lmao

[@oscarlove4394]

i dont know anything about skate 3, but damn that torpedo deathspin as he rockets to his death head first makes me laught.

[@SugarRayD]

I really appreciate all the Christ airs

[@KopperNeoman]

Although here I guess they're just... Airs.

[@australianemergencyvehicles505]

my anxiety waiting for the vocals to start

[@TheFlamingPike]

After six days Jesus took with Him Peter, James, and John the brother of James, and led them to the skate park by themselves. There He did tricks before them. Suddenly Tony Hawk and Mark Gonzales appeared before them, talking with Jesus. Peter said to Jesus, “Lord, it is good for us to be here. If You wish, I will put up three ramps-one for You, one for Tony, and one for Mark.”

[@Math_0027]

This is a much better conversion method than sermons

[@deegeetek]

Happy Resurrection Day

[@westward0248]

The Bible 2: The second shredding

[@jimmyjam-vc6rf]

Happy Easter 🐣🐰