Jesus on the third day

[@M4ssExtinction]

HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINSS🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@niccatipay]

He shredded for pur shins.

[@MaledKatFake]

HE SHREDDED PUR OUR SINSNNSSSSSSSS 🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@evanwarewolf267]

777 likes

[@erickahernadez2527]

Amen

[@yousaidthusly461]

“And on the third day, he rode for the shredd…”

[@Requiario_I]

I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere

[@athos9293]

Absolute unit

[@sidthesquidh]

That one veteran who talks about the 3 bullet scars on his shoulder and the slash across his chest.

[@KopperNeoman]

That's why you PAY ATTENTION when He flips tables or smites you for slapping Him too much.

[@Driptacular_Dragonborn]

I mean, the dude went around letting people touch his scars, so it checks out

[@XxHUNTER14xX_]

he's not T-posing that trick is actually called Christ Air

[@Muffinstudios533]

I was kinda disappointed we didn’t get to hear “Even floooow, thoughts arrive like butterflies” like every other Steezus video

[@JJLD26]

I did originally but I got a copyright strike :/

[@Muffinstudios533]

@@JJLD26 Oh okay that makes sense

[@whiskeycorridor90]

"Heathen toooad, bought a road like buttered fries!"

[@Fofeynho]

@@whiskeycorridor90 LOL

[@NotFound-dz9dl]

The singer really made the chorus pop. All that anticipation and build-up to kinda fizzle out a little without him.

[@MemeJesusFromFacebook]

“Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”

[@MemeJesusFromFacebook]

@@polarpickles8035 Yes it is, my friend.

[@esanch29]

i wanted to like this but also didn't want to ruin the 666 like count

[@communistpropagandist4608]

Dude I'm jesus I can fly duh

[@theselectivecentrist8146]

Why do you insult the Lord Jesus?

[@KopperNeoman]

@theselectivecentrist8416 He has a sense of humour, my guy. Just ask Lazarus. God shall not be mocked, but mockery is a specific thing, and bants aren't mockery.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Jesus in the bible: On this day you will enter into the kingdom of God with me my son Jesus portrayed by a bible youth group:

[@samcomply]

I think there’s an episode of King of the Hill like this

[@thomasowen5785]

@@samcomply Yep, Pastor K with the dreadlocks

[@samcomply]

@@thomasowen5785 Ha! Yes, thank you.

[@Cbd_7ohm]

​@@samcomply Yes I remember lol

[@lookwhatyoudidtomyfish4453]

I actually do attend a youth ministry and they just portray him how the Bible describes him. Sometimes they do use “kid slang” but I think that’s just how they talk. This isn’t to say I disagree with your comment, there’s probably alot of youth churches like that! But thank the almighty mine isn’t one of them.

[@americas_boi1154]

When I go to heaven, I’m gonna skate with Jesus

[@MythicSuns]

He'll be packing your bong if OPM's lyrics are anything to go by.

[@sebittyseb4481]

Deny weakness and sin,accept Jesus and skate!

[@Jonathan-cx6jl]

I wanna ski with Jesus.

[@physical_insanity]

I hope you've been a good Christian boye, then.

[@patrick4662]

well you know... heaven is a halfpipe.

[@mymi46]

Explain this atheists

[@fool2740]

Atheist: Those are some sick tricks!

[@sogelnation]

I couldn't. getting baptised tomorrow.

[@BraveMoji]

Can’t explain it honestly, might have to convert 😬

[@str4f.3]

cant explain it bro, preparing for church rn

[@krarloa5391]

Fr

[@mitchinatr7093]

The combination of church and skate.

[@jasonallen3480]

Haha thats gold

[@KopperNeoman]

Jefferson malding RN

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

Capital letter don't give you a big enough W for the comment sir well done

[@whatsthisidonteven]

that's some dad joke alright

[@himquee]

I love how he actually "T-poses" in like half of these Its both kind of a dark joke but also a really funny one

[@JJLD26]

It’s literally called a “Christ Air” so I mean 💀

[@MrStealth9659]

Laugh at that part as well

[@myentertainment55]

It is not T posing, it is Crist cross, lol

[@CoralCopperHead]

tfw you try to make a gamer joke without realizing there's a proper skater term for the trick.

[@guiwonsik]

How it's dark when Jesus fans themselves focus a lot on Jesus death tool lol

[@bigdwicks7498]

0:29 full of miracles

[@amyn227]

Belief.

[@jjoonnii]

THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!

[@GeokKon]

HE’S ORDINARY

[@Psychobum91932]

missed opportunity right there lmao

[@AmsRBLX]

foo fighters reference lmao

[@CarolynDestruction]

Weird I found this video looking at Nirvana shit

[@AndreiMarentett]

@@CarolynDestruction YES

[@dylanwhipple9882]

It's so weird to see someone in skate 3 do actual sick tricks instead of getting comically injured

[@Drakonus_]

1:37 I'd like to imagine that he somehow landed on his skateboard using his head.

[@TheNewGuard]

drill go brrrrr

[@Lava_OD]

his skateboard is right next to him 😂

[@KopperNeoman]

Dude created a 3D photonegative on linen sheets in the year 36 WHILE DEAD (and then proceeded to stop being dead!) so this is nothing to Him

[@SuperBlueOasis]

Thou shall SHRED on the Sabbath. 🤟🤙

[@raulrosas5068]

"and keepth thy skate tricks holy"

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Black Sabbath

[@TheAceTrain1]

The song is Pearl Jam not Black Sabbath

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@TheAceTrain1 he knows that but Sabbath isn't just the name of a band.

[@seanno9744]

“The Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve.”

[@awFOQ]

0:29 lost your board? it's ok, son. here's another...

[@nocturnGER]

I mean I'm not a very religious person, but those moves are certainly miracles

[@LunaTheTroll]

Steezus Christ shredded for our sins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

[@axuli99]

Our shins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

[@tomfoolery597]

What a jam

[@crystalcopper]

What a pearl-jam

[@MrMoss0213]

Perhaps a pearl one

[@Jc-ks5lx]

Pearl Jam blows ass

[@vauxittt]

@@MrMoss0213 🔥🔥🔥✍

[@DirtyBertie]

If Pontius Pilate saw this…maaan things would be different

[@raslipmugfrud2040]

"I find no fault in this man. He shreds!"

[@fx_jaguar8743]

ATHIESTS BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS ONE DROPPED

[@parrotyee]

None of my friends know Even Flow, I'm surprised I finally found somebody who does

[@manufaustino316]

I'm surprised that Jesus could skate, but I'm also surprised that he used to hear grunge rock when he was saving people

[@tedskins]

Lol yep Jesus was reincarnated as Eddie Vedder and founded Pearl Jam

[@LiteraltrashcanTT]

"But the lord riffs for the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over." Psalms 13:37

[@KopperNeoman]

Who's to say He doesn't still hear grunge rock while saving us?

[@tenvs10]

Skatin' for our sins at a skatepark made of concrete, again

[@mrherb9142]

Feelin' maybe should have treated Judas better anyway, ooh yeah

[@Oneironautic]

Everybody gangsta until skatan appears

[@DAC737]

"Christ air" sounds like an airline...

[@popelover_]

“For with God nothing shall be impossible.” - Luke 1:37

[@SalimOfShadow]

Extraordinarily lore accurate...

[@ZIPPER0NI]

for he descended from heaven, and shredded for our sins🙏🙏🙏

[@axjagfilms]

I am the 69th like

[@combopybrosharkfrenforhire6420]

even flow is my favourite song to listen to on sundays

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

0:43 I love it when the skateboard smack is on beat

[@Alilovesu74]

There he go 🫡

[@DirtyBertie]

How it feels to break bread with my father in law on the sabbath

[@focusxcl]

Love how this was recommended to me on Easter of all days lmao

[@MythicSuns]

I mean...the dude was a carpenter so, really, this was pretty inevitable.

[@LCLstaples]

turning into a straight missile at terminal velocity is such a vibe.

[@MuteNukem]

Jesus probably used his magic carpentry skills to build the perfect skateboard giving him optimal air flow and hang time.

[@neoknight9180]

And on the third day, he rode

[@Finchyay]

Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here

[@andrei-calinardelean1957]

He came back from the dead to show his rizz 🥶🥶

[@vauxittt]

not the gen alpha lingo 😭😭😭

[@mrpenguin8731]

This board is my body, and these radical tricks are my soul.

[@unpassante6628]

Damn, the third day always hits hard

[@CatsBtrippin]

Do not repent to the devil ways, forgive his children and y’all be lifted into 3x multiplier and be forgiven into infinity - Morgan freeman

[@sampelletier5083]

Imagine traveling 2000 years back in time and trying to explain this video to Jesus

[@pizzasoldeir2]

Run's Invalid, he's clearly using God mode

[@KopperNeoman]

It's His canon power level, no console commands used, Christ% is a valid category

[@maiky4946]

I love the jump cuts shortly before Jesus gets permanent braininjury.

[@globerri_leaving]

I dont know if I should love this or hate this as a christian

[@JJLD26]

Love it ✝️

[@zacharypreval3186]

You should love it if they had skateboards 2000 years ago Jesus would be the best shredder

[@raulrosas5068]

no violence he just shreedin at the skate park for our sins

[@BigBossPW1974]

The former option

[@KingPivot001]

the lord works in mysterious ways

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

Was ripping an apple in half while watching this

[@jflowization]

In the vast multiverse, there is a world out there that Jesus is just a chill Skater-Bro that skates across the world just for fun.

[@sainoshua-angel]

thanks 2 the power of this vid i have gone from agnostic/non-religious 2 a full-blown christian

[@itsumayo]

“On the third day, he ripped it up in the third Skate.” - Swagilations, 6:9

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

And when He parted the water from the Earth from the water in Heaven, He said "let there be even flow".

[@Franz0818]

“Blessed are those who shred for their sins, for they shall be forgiven” - The hidden Beatitude of Jesus

[@jnfv]

He is officially named Steezus

[@marioland-ef9wb]

WERE GETTING TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@RobertoGomez-tp7qu]

Freeeeeeeziiiinn'

[@JJLD26]

RESTS HIS HEAD ON A PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE

[@diamondmetal3062]

@@JJLD26 OH Feelin’ maybe he’ll see a little betters, any day

[@oscarlove4394]

i dont know anything about skate 3, but damn that torpedo deathspin as he rockets to his death head first makes me laught.

[@Justin-fd7tg]

The clouds opened up and god said… “EVEN FLOWWWWWWW”

[@dumbdinosaur4572]

I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.

[@jackrobinson1073]

Shredding to Pearl Jam, what a hero.

[@gangsterman5590]

I love how at the end he just fucking torpedos to the floor

[@parmesan5150]

He rose again on the third day… To do a 360 Benihana

[@rabbidsnipes5654]

1:33 "I call this one the Loo-C-fer"

[@s.s.99]

Our lord and skater Jesus Christ

[@benjaminleguennic7349]

Why is seing Jesus spinning down stoically so God damn comical

[@jamincaskey7681]

In Skesus name we shred ✊

[@seawakstheprofessionalsnif6222]

Judas was angry because he can’t pull off these moves

[@LORDCANTl]

he is risen

[@AegisAuras]

Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.

[@KopperNeoman]

Nobody would pay attention to the pagan pretenders when the Holy Holy Holy one is there!

[@duyduc6293]

0:22 Not the coffin move 💀💀💀

[@610demonkey]

He turned water into fine 😎

[@burneshortliver2161]

This is the first time I've ever heard the instrumental of Even Flow and it is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've ever listened to

[@jonathanxaviertroche-diodo844]

When I watched this video I have already heard the actual song so I could still hear the lyrics playing in my head

[@camilolazo4010]

"this one's called the crucifix"

[@egg6381]

Jesus made the blind see, brought back the dead, arose from the ashes, and he can shred like a badass. What else can he not do.

[@joebrito3192]

he died for your shins

[@Seissmo]

I remember Skate 3… fond memories.

[@kairosprods]

I am agnostic and i consider this a divine act of total shred.

[@RamenTheGoat]

im obsessed with this meme

[@pugssvideos4762]

Perfect biblical reference doesn't exist...

[@sonfisher239]

“Drink this wine, for it is my blood Eat this bread, for it is my body Now watch this, for it is my sick ass kickflip” Matthew 26:26

[@altarofapostasy]

Giving a whole nother meaning to the pearl-y white gates of heaven

[@LittleSwagster]

Don’t know why people hate this guy, he seems chill as fuck 💯💯💯

[@DownUnderDigitals]

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.

[@spasmplayer7422]

1:35 Deploy the sin-seeking grace missile.

[@joemama-x48]

he has risen

[@TheB-BrGr]

I think Jesus met himself on that last one...

[@KopperNeoman]

He's already in His immortal body, it was the rock that broke.

[@depressedidiot5761]

easter today

[@Sintheli]

Charlie pullin up on sneako:

[@SuperBlueOasis]

On the 7th day, God SHREDDED. 🤘

[@guilhermebarbosa2519]

i like how the physics of this game is basically like this: when you're going up it's moon's gravity, when you're going down it's Jupiter's

[@gunseekers]

Hearing Even Flow without the lyrics is messing me up

[@ВгостяхуЭндеркинга]

0:54 he’s either asserting his dominance or just got used to t-posing for another reason…

[@michinomiya8179]

And on the third day, he SHREDS🤟

[@MegaCrocosaurus92]

Jesus turned to his disciples and said "This is NOT a TV studio! ...JOSH!"

[@waltmyman]

damn we gettin out of jerusalem with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@australianemergencyvehicles505]

my anxiety waiting for the vocals to start

[@chuckstieg]

this goes hard

[@smithy8356]

"If I die before I wake, at least in heaven, I can skate" Menaces; 20/00

[@Mistrivious]

Algorithm must like this one lol. KZbin never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?

[@JJLD26]

You were kinda right lmao

[@AweeBwoo]

forgot that I had youtube muted and spotify playing gangstas paridise

[@mountchoco8174]

0:07 idk anything abu skateboarding please tell me this pose is called “the power of the cross” or something to that effect?

[@Maxdamageplus]

Christ Air, I think

[@Trident_2]

Some 15 years ago I knew it was called crucifix but apparently it is called Christ Air