Jesus Tik Toks are Hilarious

TEAM WE ARE ABOUT GET HOLY WITH TODAYS VIDEO! I have some fun goofing on Jesus-Tok and Jesus obsessed creators. We watch everything from Jesus conspiracies to Jesus thirst traps and things get crazy. Its an absolute doozy and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it.
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[@summer_pain]

When I had a bone tumor, I heard everything between “god is using the cancer to test u” and “u have cancer cuz ur a sinner and god hates u”. I was 11 years old.

[@kayas1fangirl837]

You deserved to hear better and have better support. So sorry to know that you went through that.

[@rk800android]

I'm so sorry :(

[@kenziemathews926]

Yet another example of the real cancer in society, religious dogmatism

[@RianFender1958]

Sounds like it sucked to Hera that. Sorry you had to hear that.

[@labcabincaliforniasblacksunday]

I will never understand if god is “testing you” he will give you a tumor. Like wtf?? How is that testing you?? I’m so sorry you heard that.

[@quuenC]

Im not religious but jesus feels like this super chill guy and yet his fandom is so toxic

[@WilliamAfton984]

Honestly, as a Christian, Im honestly so tired of church and the other things including it. Jesus is great and I love him but his people really arent. All these opinions they carry about sexuality and women really have me hanging on by a thread.

[@xpertrex5991]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@WilliamAfton984I’m a Christian in a similar boat as you. I’m interested to know what u mean when u say the opinions of women in the church. I’m brushed up on a couple of verses regarding women but I’m not too familiar.

[@WilliamAfton984]

@@xpertrex5991 Well, my church is really one of the less problematic ones when it comes to women. But they still think women can't be leaders of men, nor "pastors". We are also told as females that we are responsible for mens actions, such as "We are supposed to raise great men to lead" It just feels like we should sit idley by and let men do all protecting and providing, when this isn't the case and we should be leading together, not have one behind the other.

[@WilliamAfton984]

@@xpertrex5991 But we're also told we have roles to play. I have heard a lot of times that girls in the church have to also be an example of femininity, and in this context would basically be polite, encouraging and letting men lead in certain things. These aren't necessarily bad things in itself, but it is only pushed onto women from my experience. Not to mention we are deemed as physically inferior, which yeah might be true in a lot of places but it is honestly disheartening to look at a man and think that I couldnt fend for myself. As females we have the idea of gender pushed onto us so much, and churches usually forget that different personalities exist and it is not just two genders that have two different roles. We're all so vastly different and one can be the nuturing type and the other can be the more headstrong. Or even both. I might have a bias because I kind of loathe being a girl myself, but being told that I have to sit by and let the men take care of the harder things and provision, it makes it so much worse. not to mention theres family members whom I know that are very misogynistic but carry out to be "Christian". Yet their thoughts are completely false. But even hearing those things and them being justified is terrible, and sometimes I even think being a girl is much more of a curse then a blessing. This might not only be the churches fault, but they definitely help with this. Especially when using scripture (usually taken out of context) .

[@denisep9497]

If a historical Jesus did exist, he is probably turning in his grave at his followers mythologizing him and using his name to commit such atrocities since.

[@angelsreign3450]

The “I’ve seen people get out of wheelchairs and start walking” thing kills me because a lot of wheelchair users are ambulatory. Yeah dude, they just got up, it happens lol

[@viridianacortes9642]

Also, not every person in a wheelchair can’t walk. Maybe their disability is just that it’s painful to walk or stand for long periods of time.

[@Joey-kd8lj]

Also, sometimes there's plants in the audience, especially when it's a faith healer

[@cs2712]

nah bc as an ambulatory wheelchair user i loveeeee to mess with street preachers lmao. like dawg it all still technically *works* but it does not feel good and i will collapse if i walk/stand too long lol

[@yikesgina]

My cousin isn’t ambulatory at all. That’s her legs. God hasn’t healed her but she loves him and by default so do I!!

[@carlybarker6180]

reminds me of one of the times i dislocated my knee, i was supposed to walk on crutches and wear a brace all day, so i did. one time, however, i decided not to bother with my crutches because i had to get up and walk two feet to the water fountain in my classroom, limping the whole way, but when i sat back down everyone was staring at me and were like “omg you’re faking!!” like no, dude, i’m just not supposed to or able to walk for very long without pain, i can shuffle two feet and live to tell the tale while injured.

[@arli6226]

“My religion is all about love” but if you don’t join you’ll burn for all eternity 🥰

[@loosegoosewithacaboose]

for some it’s all about love until they have to listen to hear someone else’s point of view and then it’s burning and locusts

[@sovietbot6708]

Also, if you're LGBTQ+, believe in evolution, don't support capitalism, are a feminist, etc.

[@Gamefan86]

Hellfire = God's love 🤗💞

[@chaseatlanticfan6553]

it’s literally insane .

[@Chilloutlilbro]

​@@Gamefan86Is this sarcasm.

[@bootycakessss]

"masculinity isn't dying, it's changing" that actually goes so hard

[@kayas1fangirl837]

Nice Hyunjin pic, fellow stay❤

[@maddyc2412]

Conservatives really cannot handle change, which is the only constant in life, no wonder they're all so angry all the time

[@allanturmaine5496]

An age is coming where men don't have to be emotionally constipated to be men.

[@toniotrussardi8126]

@@allanturmaine5496 well too bad for me bc i think years of "shi"t ton of bottled emotions arent gonna comeout without leaving cuts

[@allanturmaine5496]

@@toniotrussardi8126 oh, man. It hurts. I went to therapy after decades of bottling shit up. Did some good. Still didn't get my nails done..

[@nyraaa7583]

"Jesus looks like a guy who would go on tiktok so he could document him turning his van into a home" A truer thing has never been said.

[@airbearr]

Jesus got that granola aesthetic

[@meatlogcat]

@@airbearr at least white jesus

[@airbearr]

@@meatlogcat I’d like to think brown Jesus is granola too

[@Baldjotarokujo]

Fr

[@bubblepopva]

“What’s up guys? Check this shit out-“ *Fucking turns van into a 3 story cabin*

[@FrankenfurryCreations]

“Come out now in the name of Jesus!!” JESUS IM GAY 😨

[@Take_It_Easy_Today]

LMAOOOOO

[@headspaace]

Jesus, I'm bisexual.

[@taekwang3498]

😭😭😭😭girl youre so funny for this

[@eeveeboi7777]

Jesus, I’m aroace.

[@minaashido518]

Jesus I’m a florbobulon

[@brooklynfools7495]

I remember once at Christian camp as a child, I told my counselor that in the Bible it says “no one will know when Jesus comes back” and I was so terrified of the apocalypse that I would literally wake up in the morning and pray to say “I know you’re coming back today Jesus” so that it wouldn’t happen. She was like 17 and just stared at me and awkwardly laughed and said “man, maybe you’re… maybe you’re the one stopping it.” And it filled me with so much joy I-

[@dtb8663]

I see you've been keeping up the good work, too, so thanks! I haven't been feeling like getting tortured by locusts yet 👍🙏😂

[@gromplin]

I DID THIS SAME THING!! I didn’t pray about it, but I felt like if I had convinced myself that every day was THE DAY, then surely I expected it and therefore single handedly did something, right?

[@croissant2882]

That's sounds like the Tolkien "no Man can kill me" "i am no man" twist tbh Thank you for your service

[@riftlee]

I can't even imagine.

[@alizhoward3061]

Yooo this is wild you really saved us all

[@aftonstan5494]

I really hate how he said "some people got up out of wheelchairs and started walking" That's not because of god, that's because SOME PEOPLE WHO USE WHEELCHAIRS CAN WALK. Is he really convinced that a miracle happens every time a wheel chair user walks over and grabs a snack?? Also the whole message about needing wheelchairs in inherently bad is absolutely fucked, many ppl don't want a "cure" for disability, they want accessibility. Not all, but many.

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

agreed! I mean, I personally would love for my disability to be magically cured somehow, but since I know it won't happen, I'd prefer if people in general were kinder about it. this includes businesses and workplaces. I'm having a horrible time trying to find work being disabled. it's garbage

[@aftonstan5494]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 Yeah there are some disabilities that genuinely need a cure, but that obviously doesn't mean that we should ignore societal barriers ppl face.

[@IPODsify]

Thank you! People forget that wheelchairs are you ASSIST people, you don't gotta be paralyzed to use one

[@justbrowsing9697]

Agreed, not being neurotypical or able-bodied isn't a disease to be cured. It can cause issues or be a problem in of itself, but it isn't a flaw. So many see it as such, that for being this way they are lesser. Different people have different needs, some need more accommodations than others. Is that so bad, does that make someone lesser? Of course not.

[@rowanquynn9964]

Went to a youth group once where a girl on crutches dropped the crutches while she was being prayed over and started walking like normal. Everyone was sobbing and praising God. It was the day before she was set to get her cast off

[@rockvideos10]

There’s NOTHING I hate more than the “religion heals” bs cause my brother is in a wheelchair and I can’t even count the amount of people who were convinced they could heal him with a little prayer. My grandma (a Jehovahs witness) took him to her church or whatever they call it once and someone actually tried to push him out of his wheelchair after praying for him and got mad that he still couldn’t walk ?? Like bestie he’s got a hole in his spine praying isn’t gonna do anything

[@sarahgooey]

kfkdidjfkdkdk i cant believe they got mad at him for not walking 😭 💀 in their logic, shouldnt they be mad at themselves for not praying hard enough or smntg? god if i were your brother id be furious

[@sumlem]

Holy shit! I'm so sorry that that happened to your brother. It's honestly disrespectful and so gross that they even did that

[@sophiathefurbst]

did he even agree to go or did she just..force him? I feel so bad for him oml

[@semicolon.advocate]

my jaw legitimately just dropped, that's so fucked

[@JaseekaRawr]

@@semicolon.advocate my mouth is *still* wide open, even while reading your comment 😦 what an insane story! I fully believe some ahole actually did that to her brother. 😔 The older I get(I'm 35 rn) & the more I learn, the more I see these ppl as genuinely mentally ill. The extreme religious ppl; they're actually out of touch with reality & it's so, so sad. There's a reason why "religious thinking" is a common symptom in some schizophrenic episodes. ☹️ Btw I was raised Baptist & still kinda believe in God. I call myself Christian/agnostic at this point & it's specifically bc I see so much insanity from "religious" ppl. 😕 (Sorry to piggyback off your comment lmao 😂)

[@puficica]

Fun fact: the model of jesus that appears everywhere is based off of Leonardo DaVinci's gay boyfriend

[@marksockgulsas]

True, however Jesus had always been depicted similarly since the time of the apostles

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

Jesus is an Italian twink and that's never not been funny to me. All the homophobes saying gay is a sin and yet...

[@OiIMan]

DaVinci had good taste tbh

[@Majoragaming2]

Ezio

[@Gorelouf]

​@@Majoragaming2I tought the same thing 😂

[@Minjiji_kim]

Can't get over the fact that I poured my eyes out to my mom because of how scared I am of what is happening with my health and she just said: "Well we have to let it be, it's God's plan, whatever he has for you is what you get". When I tell you I felt almost numb for the rest of that day, I'm not joking💀

[@jonnnnniej]

I'm so sorry that happened :( how are you doing now? I'm sending you good vibes!

[@Minjiji_kim]

@jonnnnniej my mom apologized, and she's taking me to a doctor this next Tuesday, I'm kinda anxious about that. Apart from that, I'm doing good, sending good vibes to you too ♡

[@bradleybrown8428]

Oh wow, I'm so sorry.

[@harryrun3754]

You still good 10 months later?

[@ciarra.williams]

I was raised religious (and deeply traumatized by it) and I truly believe hearing adults talk about the apocalypse like they were looking forward to it during my formative years is the source of all of my anxiety

[@acullen113]

Honestly same. Even after breaking away from that thought process, hearing about any rapture garbage still gives me anxiety.

[@ciarra.williams]

@@acullen113 yup, same. My parents will still bring it up every now and then, and it sends me straight into anxiety still.

[@eminempreg]

This like I remember having crying fits randomly for a few weeks cuz I had recently learned about the rapture. And the idea of my family all dying and going to heaven without me cuz I was a sinner (or my church wanted 7 year old me to believe I was) terrified me.

[@xXluluchanelXx]

I am extremely messed up because of my christian upbringing, and I got out when I was 16.. which wasn't exactly yesterday. done with this death cult

[@schmidtbecky]

i'm so sorry you were traumatized at church by those who claim to be Christians. awful. just plain awful!! disgusting people!!

[@mitchellwilson951]

"people don't want to be men anymore!!" Meanwhile, me, watching this, a trans man who specifically wants to be a man

[@lydiasingleton7231]

But you forget, to the kind of person who talks like that, you arent really considered a 'person' (obviously theyre dead fucking wrong & you're absolutely awesome❤)

[@mitchellwilson951]

@@lydiasingleton7231 yes but see, then he cant complain about the "men" who "don't want to be men". If his standard is WANTING to be a man, then I count and trans women don't so he can't say people don't want to be men. If his standard is being born a man, then no less people are being born a man than before. So either way hes ridiculous lmfao

[@AspiringSheepHerder]

No one wants to be a man! You: I do No NoT lIkE tHaT

[@lavanisharma322]

Congrats b, we all want you to be specifically a man

[@NoelGruberButBetter]

dude same!

[@berserkagain7976]

My chruch found out i was r4ped a bunch of times when i was 4 years old(becuase my grandma shared it to a bunch of people for some reason???) Think the worst things i heard was 1) "hey i heard about what happened god gives his toughest battle to his strongest soldiers" 2) "Why didnt you try to avoid it your going to burn in hell now" 3) "Dont hate your r4pist its gods job to judge" rip. I was 9 when all that got outted. :/

[@OGMercator]

Icl the number 2 is quite bad. Sorry for your situation. Praying for betterment of your situation 🙏

[@Snow_Sailor]

I really hope those people are out of your life because what the actual fuck there's so much wrong with those three sentences

[@LessBien18]

fuck, I’m so sorry that happened to you bro :( dw if heaven and hell does exist, the people that r4p3d you will be burning there it’s not ur fault that happened to you, you were a child and you couldn’t do anything about it, I hope that you can heal via therapy and such :D

[@missmiyagi2473]

What the heck, I can't imagine telling someone God chose them to be a strong soldier because of r4pe. I'm sorry that happened to you, those people are nuts

[@katierice9247]

That’s frickin BANANAS! I was SA’d starting at age 6. So, I sympathize with you. You didn’t do anything wrong, I’m positive you know that by now. Those people are *WILD* for saying those things to a literal child bruh?! Wtf? So gross! I’m sorry for what was taken from you via the assault. I hope you find peace and joy despite the crappy hand that was dealt? 🖤

[@user-pe6db4un4p]

it’s so funny when you said that these guys see jesus as an alpha when consistently in the bible he’s called a lamb 😭

[@marksockgulsas]

“Lamb” has no connotation of submission or inferiority, it’s in relation to sacrificial lambs in the Old Testament, which Jesus took the role of

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

Lamb is also in relation to "lil baby sheep baa"

[@AngeIofContempt]

@@marksockgulsas no it means a lil bitch

[@tripalongbrasil]

​@@marksockgulsas people of the time were expecting a warrior messiah to overthrow the government, so yeah they probably thought jesus was a beta

[@justaguywithapowerpole]

​@@marksockgulsascringe

[@gabriellar9576]

I'm sorry I'm losing my actual mind at the fact that the dude called the horde of locusts "seductive"????? holy shit im crying

[@darkserpent7191]

I WAS WONDERING WHY NO ONE ELSE MENTIONED THE SEXY LOCUSTS 😭

[@theKaraProject]

😂 that part is the part that stuck with me the most too, like it was such a wild thing to say

[@johnthedork723]

“Hey. (w/ rizz)” -🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

[@darkserpent7191]

@@johnthedork723 that's what the buzzing noise they make is

[@croaklikeatoad4384]

S-sexy locusts?

[@gnomepng]

as somebody who lost their mom to cancer a few years ago, nothing fills me with more violent hatred than people claiming that god can heal or that a terrible disease is some sort of test. religious people (mostly mormons and christians) are just so focused on Guilt and Pain as part of their religion. it's sick and sad. but thank you for making this sorta stuff actually funny

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

That. But also when they claim that it's a punishment. Deal with your illness and grief however you want but do not tell people that shit. It helps no one

[@wlyotz7253]

exactly dude. its so insensitive and makes me so frustrated. it doesn’t do anything but force beliefs upon others and doesn’t make them feel better either, im so sorry about your mom..

[@cocovcoco]

I’m so sorry for your loss and I hope you are well today ❤

[@therealevilmudbug]

I'm just saying, God shouldn't need to test you. According to the Bible, God essentially made every part of us. So he should know our limits. So he just gives horrible diseases to people for fun. If God gives people horrible diseases for no reason, then I don't want to believe in him.

[@schmidtbecky]

i'm a Christian and I have nothing to say or do with those people. God loves them, but it must be difficult for Him after they made those tiktoks!

[@cocobinou]

“god heals” my 23 year old neighbor who prayed every day, attended church every sunday, etc. died of lung cancer. i will never believe in god.

[@cocobinou]

@@Jayhawk132 no thanks lol

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

​@@Jayhawk132They were 23. How can you be convinced God loves everyone?

[@spiritualsayan4330]

Just because bad things happen doesn't mean God doesn't exist, in the bible it says that the earth is not God's kingdom, but Satan's

[@Froghater69]

As a Christian shit happens man

[@spiritualsayan4330]

@@Froghater69 Shouldn't be cursing man

[@Roman_Adrian]

Besides misogyny, nothing "sinister" is happening with men. They deserve compassion, understanding and an open ear. They're feeling human beings, too, but there's no conspiracy theory.

[@someidiotmetalhead]

The "conspiracy" is men being shitty to *each other* to enforce narrow standards of masculinity.

[@__N04H__]

REAL

[@caithenry8429]

Tbh calling Marilyn Manson "some guy" is unironically amazing. God I wish I didn't know who he was

[@jiminsbitch212]

You remember the rumor ab how he uh… had his two lower ribs removed or is that just me??

[@hannakulasiak2115]

@@jiminsbitch212 I also remember the rumor! I was in middle school when I heard them for the first time which was maaany years ago. At that time, all my peers knew Manson only for this reason.

[@Ghost5O5]

Hold up, what did Manson do? I only know him from a few songs🚶

[@gerardwayseyeliner8911]

@@Ghost5O5 mans is an abuser, an extremely bad one at that if you're referring to the rib thing, there used to be a rumor that he removed 2 ribs so he could suck himself off

[@idontexist1966]

I only know him by name but I have no idea who he is. Technically, to me he really is just some guy.

[@jiminsbitch212]

My mom and dad were mormons for a little while bc THAT was better than the catholic church (it wasn’t) and I was so scared to tell them I was gay so I came out to my aunt Sally who was still catholic, but moreso followed Jesus then the church itself. She told me that if God made me than I couldn’t be a mistake, bc God didn’t make mistakes. It changed my life. She gave to food to the homeless, gave sanitary products to homeless women, clean needles to drug addicts. I have SO much religious trauma, and Aunt Sally has passed, but she embodied what I think true Christians should stand for. Luckily, my parents left that cult.

[@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath]

your aunt sounds like an amazing person, I wish more christians were like her :]

[@yellobb3848]

I have a friend whose mom is named sally and she’s the same way :) she’s a genuinely amazing human being and is always doing things like paying for strangers even though she has a teacher salary or volunteering in the community. Her eldest is non-binary and she’s provided so much support for them and helped them save up for top surgery. I definitely look up to her :)

[@kiddkenaii]

I’m sorry about your aunt Sally, she sounded really cool!

[@savannahb4808]

yeah i grew up mormon, it really fucks with you

[@jiminsbitch212]

@@savannahb4808 It’s a cult ❤️ it messes with you. I’m sorry you had to go through it too. I have a lot of religious trauma from it too.

[@jennifer__e]

grew up in nigeria as a catholic and long story short it’s one of the most homophobic countries in the world for a reason. the religious haze is so thick and people there are so convinced that their beliefs are the truth (yes, my parents included), that visiting home suffocates me. i never knew true freedom until i went to canada for 12th grade. it was incredible. i had the space to make friends and address my concerns without fear of someone i knew finding out and tattling to my parents. the ppl i did know from home were usually in the same position or at the very least respected my privacy. and man, i never knew that “love” until i came to terms with my queerness, and engaged more and more w those queer & deviant spaces. i never felt listened to, much less related to anything until i discovered these things existed. it makes me so sad that i was on track to be as intolerant as my family and ppl back home, even with my doubts and concerns. i just didn’t know the alternatives were this easy (its not that easy but it’s easier than i believed for years. that cognitive dissonance was a real bitch for a while though). it’s so difficult having been atheist since my first year of uni, and its been abt 5 years and counting. hearing them lecture at me abt america losing god and the lgbtq community and misogynistic bullshit while somehow still being aware of feminism… god… anyways. i appreciate this. i keep coming across these typa videos and it’s like i just can’t stop infodumping in comments. i’ve been scrolling through the comment section and once again, i feel understood through all these people who share similar negative experiences with the church. sending love to everyone ❤

[@LeaveMeAlone3omgIgotloggedouta]

The idea of a Jesus Christ thirst trap is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve heard of this entire month so far.

[@itsgreyfaayy]

I was raised Jewish, and it was such a violent shock to hear that the Christian version of the second coming involved so much death and destruction. The Jewish version is all about joy and peace for all peoples, and the idea of growing up under the pressure of being a “good christian” or facing eternal damnation is truly jarring

[@mrpeach2023]

That’s why more and more people (myself included) are turning away from Christianity. All that pressure to “live the life of Christ” to a tee is what gives so many people trauma and fucks them up mentally. It’s just not worth it and would rather live life without that big of a burden.

[@Replies.Delete.SometimesIDKy]

​@@mrpeach2023 I mean the word predicted that that would happen so no. In reality, ppI turning away from it was already fortold and just proves the legitamcy of the word even more. And the reason ppI are turning from it is because eviI ppI dont like being good. Its really just that simple.

[@austinwhitmore8174]

Quirky Christian moment 🤪🤪😝

[@austeruslucio]

It's bc Christianity is a death cult centered around a tyrant who stole his throne. (Not to mention the insistence that there is only one deity, and everyone must worship this guy or they get to suffer for all eternity is absolutely insane.)

[@primadonna2392]

Ironnically growing up in the Christian church I heard "god is a gentlemen he won't force you to chose him" alot. Only today realized eternal damnation, or be Christian, isn't a choice.

[@seatleather9031]

I have never met an ex christian that isn’t traumatized because of it

[@chiannsmith6803]

I can speak for at least one ex-christian (hello there!) When I say *definitely*

[@gr3ml1n.m4n]

as an ex christian still stuck in the household, dating two queer partners(also ex christian’s) yeah.

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

​@@jessisswagI feel you. My maternal grandma is the only one who was inflicting religion on me, that being Christianity, so I'm not traumatized

[@Bunnyleadd]

Ex Christian here! Yeah, I am. I was sent to a Christian preschool, and was sent to Bible camp every summer. I genuinely have panic attacks when things like rapture are brought up. Anyways now in Texas, schools can replace school counselors with priests and I feel I'm not safe tbh

[@ambrosesky]

im a catholic and the only thing im scarred from is the people telling me my religion is pedophilic like GIRLY POP ALL OF THEM ARE WE JUST WROTE OUR SHIT DOWN AND OWNED UP TO IT 😭😭😭

[@bee_sylvester]

My dad uses a cane (multiple health problems, many from a work injury), and once we were coming out of a Walgreens and a lady stopped him and started praying over him to "heal" him. We were both to awkward to tell her to stop so we just kinda stood there, it's been like 6 or 7 years and we still laugh about it lmao

[@happystoryfamily4830]

10:00 Demons are really submissive....like all you gotta do is say "Jesus said so" and they just do it??? Woah.

[@adeer87]

Satan is a bottom

[@happystoryfamily4830]

@@adeer87 bold statement. From what i've seen i cannot disagree at this point....

[@Muhluri]

Eh, i’ve seen my fair share of stubborn demons. Sometimes we’d be there praying for 2 hours

[@mysocksarewet]

⁠​⁠@@happystoryfamily4830 they’re right. I went to hell for a night just to confirm.

[@happystoryfamily4830]

@@Muhluri but thats it? Just praying and they just give up after a while? Anyone can do that tbh.

[@corn7087]

As somebody who grew up in a religious community and is now traumatized from all the hatred that was directed towards me (I was/am trans), bible Jesus constantly hung out with the trans folk and the sex workers and all the other people Christians hate for existing. He was a voice for the oppressed and worked for equality, including the right to abortions, but Christians don't want to hear about what is actually in the bible, they just want what they can cherry-pick to spew hatred. Thanks for the delicious nuggets Jacob :)

[@BeccaMarns]

I’m so sorry. I experienced similar for being Bi. Sending healing vibes ❤

[@GamerSisters]

This fr

[@Marianiki2002]

I mean... he hung out with them, but he still called them sinners. He still thought of them as people meant to "repent" aka change.

[@mi.l3na]

@@Marianiki2002 i think the main difference would be Jesus' thoughts didn't stop him from treating people he deemed sinners with any less respect or to even stop associating with them. he treated them like everyone else. a lot of christians today disown their own for much less.

[@mothecodfish4926]

@@Marianiki2002 "sinners" and "people meant to repent/change"... Isn't that everyone? 🤔

[@Varanids]

anytime someone tells me god is "testing me" by giving me hardship i just think, this is an abusive relationship. someone who loves you does not test your love for them, your faith in them. someone who loves and cares for you does not purposefully harm you in order to see how much you really care about them. that's so fucked up. and like... "there's something wrong with men, and my examples are single men and trans men" is... certainly a train of thought to have....

[@smfreij]

God…the original narcissistic gaslighting emotional abuser!

[@crunchybroll4731]

God never "tests your love" for him. God is of peace and love. He doesn't promise a perfect life on earth, but he promises those who believe in his son dying on the cross and taking our punishment for sin will live a perfect life in heaven.

[@smfreij]

@@crunchybroll4731 god definitely tests peoples love and devotion to him. Job ringing any bells?

[@Varanids]

@@crunchybroll4731 1 Peter 1:6-7 Anyone who tests your devotion to them does not love you. Refined as silver my ass

[@ovo7146]

he meant trans women, cud he said people are choosing to not identify as male anymore, and that’s the opposite fore trans men.

[@aloryamod9762]

my youth pastor asked "if a shooter walked in right now and said 'if you wanna leave then leave' how many of you would leave?" i raised my hand and everyone looked at me..he continued the story by saying "now that all the fake Christians are gone let's continue with church" fun times

[@z0inkedoffmyg0urd]

THE PART ABOUT JESUS BRINGING AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR TO A PARTY IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THINK OF JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR LMFAO

[@man_i_like_fish]

Jesus: "alright everybody, here's Wonderwall"

[@z0inkedoffmyg0urd]

@@man_i_like_fish HAHAHA

[@psurreal8164]

My first job was in a Christian owned restaurant. I constantly had it shoved down my throat by management and by the owners. Some of the most hateful things I had ever heard were from the mouths of 'pastors' and 'christians' It was an unfair environment and I was only 15. It made me so afraid to be myself and individuality was always looked down upon when it came to me. My hair, makeup, political views it was either repress or be treated unfair. The owner's wife had told me "maybe it's best you work somewhere like hot topic" I had a very bad home life and everyone knew that work was the only way I could escape that and I feel they tried to manipulate me for that. I know it doesn't have too much to do with the video, I really just needed to get this off my chest

[@biggestastiest]

every Christian I've ever met has been out for my blood, and by blood I mean indoctrination into the church. seriously when they see an lgbtq person they're suddenly like wolf hounds trying to break them down enough so they'll finally snap back to brainwashed into christianity.

[@biggestastiest]

also literally they're sometimes out for blood, like the dude yesterday who smashed the windows out of a pride event near my city.

[@maksimally]

"no hate like christian love"

[@AP-uc7oz]

@@biggestastiest ay yo the windows just got busted at a LGBT center at my college yesterday. Wild day :/

[@psurreal8164]

@@biggestastiest that's so ugly and hateful, hopefully no one was injured and the person was caught.

[@ellendaniels8715]

I was raised christian and went to these 'retreats' occasionally where they sunrise to sunset made you converse about Jesus, but we always had some sort of "cry night" where people were supposed to be vulnerable and open up about their past traumas in front of everyone, sometimes in front of strangers. Mine divided us into smaller groups, and because my actual friends were all in my group, I fell for it. Only recently I discovered this phenomena is common in youth groups across America to brainwash teens into worshipping Jesus through talking about your trauma. Is that not the most cult-y thing you've ever heard?

[@snugasabug306]

Damn i didnt know they did that- my mom went to one of those and came back Christian... not necessarily a bad thing but then she became.. different. It was crazy.

[@thescrunchie1245]

I used to do those "retreats" too. We had that "cry night" too but we called the "quaker ceremony". I actually used to really enjoy the retreats when I was younger, but looking back on it now the ceremony was very weird and uncomfortable

[@goblinbabe6664]

Reminds me of that one scene in Midsommar where the main character is breaking down crying, and several of the other women in the cult started also crying alongside her, like a weird choir of screams and wails.

[@laynedoe3455]

Sooo…. I was raised in a VERY intense, terrifying CULT~ where the brainwashing was just… omg I’m actually not gonna go into details here in the comment section, cuz ima get on a tangent and this will quickly turn into a whole ass memoir XD but just trust me when I say~ I TOTALLY fucking relate, and god damn I’m so sorry you had to live through that :(

[@alysonmartin9151]

Oh shit - you just put some childhood experiences into perspective for me.

[@corvidamevods5056]

i lost my mom to cancer in 2010 and nothing on this earth makes me more violently angry than christians telling me shit like 'it was gods plan' or 'god needed her' like no he did not, i was 7 and my sister was 11, WE needed her.

[@TotallyKurtCobain]

Being a transwomen it really warms my heart to hear you take such a great stance on the whole idea of identifying as something other than your assigned gender. Its people like you that give people like me the strength to keep being ourselves. thnx :)

[@Owlmother009]

Same, Jacobs videos make me smile.

[@linyoungpai4519]

As a Muslim, I'm a believer and all that But nothing infuriates me more than people that say if you believe in god your illness is automatically healed, or that you're sick only because you're not close enough to god. As a Muslim with a serious illness and a mom that doesn't believe i have that illness and that I'd be healed if i was closer to him. I feel your pain guys and I just kept laughing throughout the video lol

[@adoramay9410]

I’m Muslim too, and I 100% agree. It’s like so ableist and victim blaming-y. It’s implying it’s something we are doing or not doing that is causing us to still be sick. I have a respiratory disease and a boat load of mental illnesses. So many times I have heard that praying to God would cure my Depression. And that I shouldn’t take Antidepressants and trust in God. I’m like, Antidepressants and therapy are why I’m still alive right now. My faith definitely helped but it alone didn’t make me better.

[@linyoungpai4519]

@@adoramay9410 i'm so sorry you're going through that. What's funny is that the prophet and the Quran say clearly that relying on faith isn't enough but has to be accompanied with treatment !

[@perplexed1783]

As a former Muslim (Now atheist) I agree

[@andrewraymond8224]

Stay humble, peddling that bicycle.

[@kiralonely1307]

@@linyoungpai4519 I've not done much research in the Quran, but that's really interesting to me! I think that's an issue I see a lot with folks, people seem to either fall into believing prayer alone cures stuff, or believing it to be an aid, not a cure. It helps ensure treatment will work, allows you to recover quicker, or just generally is a sort of good luck charm to pray in times of sickness, but it's not going to cure you. I'm saddened to admit how many people seem to have passed on from things like COVID thanks to the view that they'll just pray it away if they catch it. No one close to me, but a not minute number of folks. I'm sorry your mom is thinking that way. I can't even begin to imagine how frustrating that must be. My closest experience was my mom treating the fact I'm trans as a "phase" but even she got past that after I started HRT and she saw the tremendous results and how bad I was suffering in silence. It's not at all the same, but my point is that I can empathize with the frustration of a parent not taking you seriously in times or topics of weakness/illness. I hope you nothing but the best, kind stranger. You seem like a lovely person.

[@WitchyWynne]

two ladies tried to convert me in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot by telling me I could walk again if I believed hard enough. Still use a wheelchair to this day, guess I didn't try hard enough 😔

[@berniceboshoff1503]

This honestly drives me nuts. I have permanent nerve damage due to a spinal injury, I am in extreme pain 24/7, I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both my wrists, but apparently it's my fault I still suffer because I don't believe enough. I did my believing. I spent days curled up in prayer crying out to a God I was told would save me (probably effed up my back even more). He didn't save me from the abuse. He won't be able to heal my pain. If a God exists, it certainly isn't the Christian God.

[@RevertedRashidah]

@@berniceboshoff1503 I’m also living with double carpal and I am SO sorry you also have to deal with back pain 24/7. I sincerely hope there’s weed or something that gives you some moments of peace.

[@ensommeille5315]

I hate when people use the whole "I've seen someone get up out of a wheelchair, it's a miracle!!" thing anyway cuz some wheelchair users are mobile too? I have indeed seen myself get out of a wheelchair but it's not a miracle, it's the fact I can stand and walk but not for long without a shit ton of pain lol. These people are so weird

[@berniceboshoff1503]

@@RevertedRashidah oh heck yeah. The back pain has become a full body thing thanks to the nerve damage, so I think I'd legit be a crazy person if I didn't blaze and follow a workout plan. Stay safe kind internet stranger.

[@red4081]

@@ensommeille5315 yes! Those “healing sessions” / “faith healers” basically rely on groupthink to get people to a headspace where they believe to be healed- so wheelchair users can overcome pain, weakness, nerve damage(?) for a few seconds and everyone around them thinks they’re healed.

[@lemonade8964]

I had cancer in high school I went to a Christian school and everyone praised god for my recovery like my doctor did nothing.

[@Hankyuh8]

You realise gods omnipotent it can be both god and your doctor

[@BeccaMarns]

Thank you! I was a Jehovah’s Witness for my entire childhood and escaped a couple years ago. Thank you for calling them out for the cult they are. So many of my friends have been so emotionally traumatised by that organisation, including myself. Hope you and your family are happy and healed from your time in.

[@y20..]

hello! if u don't mind, could u explain a little bit more about what u experienced? I'm currently one, and I'm curious cuz I've seen other ppl have bad experiences too :(

[@lilygone66]

@@y20.. bumping your comment^

[@begbabeh4638]

@@y20.. watch TellTale, he talks a lot about his experiences of growing up in the cult

[@SeventhSilhouette]

@@y20.. I was a jehovah's witness for my first 21 years of life. I was sexually assaulted when I was 18, and when I admitted it to the elders, the forbade me from preaching and announced my removal in front of the congregation. This is only a small amount of the trauma I went through while growing up. It has scarred me for life. I am only now truly beginning to live. It's been a year and a half since i left. EDIT: while i am a closeted lesbian now, when i identified as bi back then i heard horrific things about the way JWs and even my family thought about me and other queer folk. they were celebrating their deaths. if there's a god out there, he is ashamed of his people.

[@BeccaMarns]

@@y20.. hey! No problem. Some of my experiences were being left alone with a convicted pedophile who the elders knew was and protected him. My parents abused me my whole childhood and when I told the elders finally they counselled me to obey my parents, told me not to go to the police and I was taken away from pioneering privileges. An elder used to comment on my appearance as a 9 year old telling me my dress was too short and I was stumbling the brothers. I was 9. I can provide some links to helpful documentaries/videos for you to see other’s experiences if you like?

[@aishipar1849]

"Being alive sucks, I want to go to bed" ~ Jacob (the king of nuggets)

[@schmidtbecky]

my new favorite scripture

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

being alive sucks but coffee jelly doesn't

[@aishipar1849]

@@wheatywhaffle7344 yare yare ~

[@turtleqqqq]

Nice profile pic bro

[@registeredjopper]

@@wheatywhaffle7344 thank god someone else immediately thought of this

[@sarab3888]

"These locusts will cause agony on all the men and women on earth" ...Good thing I'm nonbinary

[@chadroyston4234]

As a Christian I apologize on behalf of the religion that some people do interpret the gospel wrong and are hateful about it,

[@Xnkta]

Are we just going to act like that man didn't call locusts seductive???

[@hennegivensunday]

Thank you!!!!

[@Minjiji_kim]

And he mentioned Hades like bro pick a myth, you can't use both😭

[@tealOmega980]

​@@Minjiji_kim To be fair, that might be because Dante included a load of Greco-Roman stuff in the Divine Comedy, and it stuck. Apparently Cerberus is down there too.

[@Bunnyleadd]

Ah yes, ruined crops, how seductive. I love famine, how attractive :))))

[@UnkownWonders]

​@@tealOmega980Cerberus the 3x best boy, since he is a 3 headed dog

[@Plyfrkllgd]

I was raised Mormon and there was a lady who got brain cancer 4 times!! This poor woman and people would go over to pray that she could still fulfill her husbands wishes

[@Plyfrkllgd]

@JustTired nope not a lie her name was Cindy and she unfortunately passed away

[@BKEllzzKaat]

So instead of praying for cindy to recover they cared about her looking after a man that could probably lookafter himself and her physically..... fuck sakes people are not trying understand spirituality

[@Artist_Dakota]

HUH???

[@crisptomato9495]

Oh what in the fuck-

[@Nermeen.]

They should have prayed for her omg

[@Urfav_Nova]

There is so much irony in him saying the "Jesus was a Man's man" when Jesus literally said that if a man has an unholy lust for a woman he isn't married to then he should carve out his eyes with a spoon! Yeah sounds like a hardcore sigma to me ✋🏼😩

[@jacobturner1490]

That was actually Paul, history's first documented incel! He preached a weird born again like Christianity, told Roman women not to sleep with their husbands, which threatened Roman patriarchy and caused his crucifixion. Then he said some bs about babies being born upside-down but see things the right way up, and the Romans were like "lol, bet" and crucified him upside-down.

[@karmica7591]

I LOOOVE that Bryce is there claiming to read the Bible while simultaneously showing off a huge tattoo on his harm. Like, dude, then what about Leviticus 19:28 that says “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves”? So funny and hypocritical to me. And I say this as a tattoed queer woman who was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness and escaped the cult as a teen.

[@sholem_bond]

I bet he eats shellfish and pork products, and wears two different fibers at once, too. Which would be fine, imho, except for the whole fixation on that one, single part of Leviticus that appears to refer to same-sex stuff, while completely ignoring the entire rest of the book, or acting like the same-sex stuff prohibition is so much more important and timeless than the other prohibitions in there.

[@seaburitto]

fun fact! those “trumpet” and boom noises people were hearing have a scientific explanation :) they’re called skyquakes! weather channel did a segment on them back when it happened in 2016-ish

[@orionishi6737]

It's totally alien ships breaking through the atmosphere...come on? Lol

[@SantaFishes101]

I'm not religious but I genuinely do not believe their explanation

[@Callimo]

See, I love the absolute appeal to ignorance theists do when faced with something weird. Like, fam, you wanna rule out natural causes first before you go to *super*natural ones?

[@RxkingRxks]

@@Johngamepleis You just described me perfectly! Still to this day I get goosebumps just from hearing an airplane.

[@jacobturner1490]

It's Bigfoot clapping his extra thicc dumpy up in the hills

[@oskarshima]

C’mon Jacob your cancer was just gods character development for his Wattpad stories ✨

[@MoodyMickey]

We are but characters in God's Wattpad fics 😔

[@capnskullkid3849]

​@@MoodyMickeywe are all gods ocs

[@em.vanegas]

This is my favorite comment ever

[@sillyperson1610]

@@capnskullkid3849😔

[@Novacaine-p]

​@capnskullkid3849 he trauma dumped on my oc 😔😔

[@angel_cake9451]

Jesus is the most woke (the actual woke) person ever. If he was alive today christians would HATE him💀

[@OGMercator]

Real Christian’s would be glad of his existence and what he has done for our kind

[@angel_cake9451]

@@OGMercator christians tell me to kill myself when they see that I go by they/them, they aren't exactly the nicest and purest of people let's be honest

[@OGMercator]

@@angel_cake9451 Firstly, I said real Christians Secondly, that’s a generalisation (funnily enough the same principle racial stereotypes are based on) about religion (also funnily enough a protected characteristic) Please don’t take this as an attack on

[@angel_cake9451]

@@OGMercator im not stereotyping, I'm literally telling you what happened to me.

[@OGMercator]

@@angel_cake9451 I don’t want to argue abt this but I didn’t take it that way. I can’t see your comment rn but I’m pretty sure it said something along the lines of Christians aren’t as pacifist as you think. This is a major stereotype imo.

[@221BBakerStreet]

That's why I love this saying..."I actually believe in God. It's his fan club I can't stand".

[@SparklyRodentTheFirst]

I love that 😆

[@froggy5748]

You’re one of those dudes that actually looks really fuckin good when they’re bald and I absolutely love it lol

[@my_name_is_rhyme]

Agreed

[@biggestastiest]

it all depends on ya head shape

[@therealevilmudbug]

Walter white has nothing on him

[@donovanfaust3227]

@@biggestastiest it really does, my head is pretty thin looking and I have a bit of a bump at the very top so it looks like my head is kind of egg shaped. I have to have some hair on top just to fill out the rest of my head to an agreeable shape.

[@viclenny3872]

lmao so glad our parent rotated us as babies so our heads didnt have a flat side uwu

[@godfearinmama]

I once went to a church where they brought me to the front of the stage and everyone in the church (about 100 people) gathered around me and started begging me to turn to Christ and pushing my head down saying “PRAY!” I was twelve at the time. Anyways that was a traumatizing experience.

[@Alicja09]

I hope you didn't go back to that church after this

[@goblinbabe6664]

Sounds like a scene straight out of Midsommar, hope you've recovered from such a traumatic experience

[@pititicafernandaprincess9321]

I would have punched the shit out of them, I hope you didn't have to go there anymore

[@Something125_]

I’d actually turn around and punch the person pushing my head down. Sorry about that awful experience and I hope you’re doing well.

[@clownfromclowntown]

Well since your username is god fearin mama I guess it worked

[@mangofree]

Someone absolutely weeping because I and others don’t “know Jesus” is actually the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If anything, we should be worried about _you_ , Bryce, because that behavior is actually crazy.

[@PixelPotat0]

“Jesus is peak masculinity and we should all strive to look like him” Me *has long hair* (*GASP*) UNHOLY!

[@paranoid.magpie492]

"I've seen people in wheelchairs get up and walk." Is both annoying as hell but infinitely funny because I am an ambulatory user. OF COURSE I can get up and walk. I can't do it for long or for well! But I have to push my shitty hospital standard outside because the rubber wheels create too much friction on concrete. Everybody stares at me for way too long when I get up so I'm always like "Jesus really DOES heal halle- OH FUCK MY LEGS THE DEVIL IS ALSO REAL"

[@blue4155]

that's actually so funny lmaooo 😭 you have a fantastic sense of humor

[@kaitlinm8085]

God and the Devil taking turns with your legs lmao

[@annoyingkid48]

I hope God buys you a better wheelchair one of these days 🙏🙏🙏

[@everyonesucksdealwithit]

Hhahahahahah omfg I'm dying at this comment! Holy crap id piss myself 😂😂😂😂😂 fucking hell​@@annoyingkid48

[@rockfriendmemo]

jacob i hope you know that my mom took my sister and i to see you, dean, and kurtis in cleveland, and it was amazing. a few days later was my mom’s birthday, and she sent me kurt’s post about you and said, and i quote, “jacob has the same birthday as me! and we both had cancer!” classic mom.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

hahahah that's awesome 😂

[@biggestastiest]

that's so fucking cute

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

I love your mom already

[@JaseekaRawr]

What an incredible mama!!! So sweet 🥺 You're very lucky ❤ i just had a baby & I hope to be a great mom like yours 🥰

[@jstarstudios7110]

Clearly that day is cursed (only kidding, so happy for you and your mom!)

[@Koichi-Kun]

Jesus was such a cool guy who was executed for being a cool guy and these people would’ve been the ones who called for it.

[@ia490]

true!

[@idklol2603]

„Jesus is the perfect resemblance of what masculinity should be!“ So washing your mate’s feet and kissing one of them is an alpha move? Damn🤔

[@ShadestheMothman]

As a Christian i still believe Jesus is what masculinity should be… in the sense that he was a great guy to be around and devoted his entire mortal life to helping people out. The beating people with the whip thing was cool but not because he was beating people with a whip, because they were beating people in the metaphorical sense with capitalism

[@mykaylasmith8125]

I was raised in a Muslim household and it will never stop being jarring to hear that a religion believes that all people who don’t believe in it will suffer for all eternity no matter how great of a person they are

[@solgaleo3533]

Finally, someone who agrees, it’s very anxiety-inducing for many, it’s basically gaslighting

[@egilskallagrimsson2941]

As opposed to Islam’s notorious tolerance for infidels… 😂

[@user-uu3bn7eu5w]

HAHAHAHAHA same

[@Replies.Delete.Sometimes.IDKy.]

Well the word says no person is good. The problem is ppI base whos good on THEIR definition on what is good or not rather than the opinion of the man who MADE the concept of good to begin with. So only He has the right to say whats good or not. Not you or anyone else.

[@Replies.Delete.Sometimes.IDKy.]

​@@solgaleo3533Something thata the literal truth shouldnt be seen as that. Thats like saying that two plus two equalling four gives anxiety. I mean regardless, its the truth and of i love you ill tell you the truthm ESPECIALLY a truth like that

[@leahjk97]

“take the ankle bracelet, OFF!” had me cackling lmaooo just sounds like they hate ankle bracelets it’s so funny

[@orionishi6737]

Dude those people terrified me....that is just straight up mental issues.

[@biggiecheese2575]

Bruh me too 😭😭 i thought it was so funnny

[@gerardwayseyeliner8911]

dude its a thing im visiting my parents this weekend, and im wearing an ankle bracelet my friend gave me; cue my mom giving me a speech about it putting a binding on my life

[@AaronEllisOfficial]

For a while an ankle bracelet meant you were a swinger or open to swinging. So they probably do hate them.

[@pokaay3163]

@@AaronEllisOfficial holy shit thats hilarious if they hate it for that reason LOL

[@beeaunghka]

“Being alive sucks, I wanna go to bed” is so real. I remember when I was like 7 I was sitting in the shower crying all dramatic bc I realized that I won’t get to just sleep after I die of heaven is real.. like damn even 7 yr old me was tired of life lmao

[@greatape8019]

as someone who is really scared of death, id rather die than go to heaven... dont wanna chill with some p/dophiles or r/pists, but the seraphims would be cool

[@YBRebel]

theres only 1 pastor i like on tiktok (im athiest btw) he said that satanists, athiests, and wiccans are all sent by god to point out the flaws of the church. He is currently being hated by christians for preaching the bible and believing a reasonable god... this is fucking hilarious and sad

[@noshoes1588]

it’s so wild to me how these dudes will be like “men are suicidal and don’t know how to express emotions and hate their lives and work it away” and then women will be like yeah the patriarchy affects men negatively too! and then they’ll just be like “hmm I wonder what mystery force could be causing this - anyway I’m gonna go punch a wall bc I cheated on my gf” EDIT: suicide is higher in men most likely due to the patriarchal views these men reinforce which is so upsetting that they then play stupid about the harm they’re pedaling - they tell men to man up when they cry and say emotions are feminine besides violent anger and then when men don’t feel like they can reach out for help they pretend it’s some big mystery

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

One large reason Suicide rate is higher in men is due to the method of suicide. Women are actually more likely to attempt suicide than men, however men usually choose methods of suicide that are much harder to intervene in, leading to them successfully committing suicide more often.

[@Aj01110]

Actually suicide rates are higher in men because they commit in much more brutal and less empathetic ways so they are more likely to succeed. Women actually attempt more often than men but they don’t wanna hear that part…

[@xpertrex5991]

Nah it’s just that men are more successful when they try to do actually do it. In general women attempt more tho. Go check the statistics.

[@lily-b1986]

​@@xpertrex5991okay?

[@someidiotmetalhead]

The big factor in men being more likely to complete suicides is that they're more likely to pick consistently lethal methods. Women are more likely to attempt for a variety of reasons though.

[@05bastille]

Love the toxic relationship vibes there: he could’ve killed us, totally annihilated everyone, murder the sht out of us, but he didn’t so he’s a good guy = He only hit me like 10 times, and yeah he could totally murder me, and he might, but he didn’t. He doesn’t even hit our kids, only me! So, yknow, he’s still a good man and I can’t leave him!

[@caithenry8429]

Like Jacob mentioned in the video, god asked someone to kill his son just to see if he would

[@mastermarkus5307]

Well THAT was to prove Abraham's loyalty to him. Job on the other hand was basically just to see how much he could fuck a dude up before the guy would stop worshipping him.

[@Callimo]

They always seem to forget that Great Flood that was literally God eradicating 90% of mankind and only keeping like a couple families he liked alive. Holee shit, is the Bible like a prehistoric Sims game????

[@pokaay3163]

@@mastermarkus5307 yeah god is highkey a sadistic mfer, also theres no defending the abraham story cause that’s fucked up on its own lmao

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

"he loved us so much he killed his son

[@bonezarebroken]

It makes SO much more sense for God to be female, or not have a gender.

[@sholem_bond]

God as an omnigender, intersex person/person with herm*phroditism, makes the most sense imho. That way, God is every gender identity and could also perform both biological reproductive roles (although I don't imagine God as humanoid at all, personally).

[@bjam89]

Or that there is a pantheon

[@ShadestheMothman]

I have heard many times from my family that God cannot be of any gender. He created them, he wouldn’t be bound by any law or concept that he created, and we call him he just because thats what the Bible uses. I still believe this to be the truth

[@puddle_5130]

this is soooo off topic but the audacity of that one guy with the whole “they don’t wanna identify as men anymore” and “he was not a they/them” thing to use an UNDERTALE SONG in his first tiktok which is a game with queer characters, a queer fan base, and the PROTAGONST IS NON-BINARY 😭😭 like...

[@Joebama87]

Fr 😭😭💀

[@alywayart]

i literally expressed to my grandma yesterday that i was having a depressive episode and feeling suicidal for the first time in years and guess what she said- she told me to open my heart to jesus. i stopped being christian when i entered middle school because it was awful for me. i dont want religion, i want therapy

[@deeriggs3319]

A lot of times I think people don’t know how to help so they resort to what they were taught.. which is religion solves everything. I hope you can sort through and get better! Whether it’s meds or therapy I hope you get access to what ever you need. ❤

[@alywayart]

@@deeriggs3319 thank you, i appreciate your kind words. i do take meds, but because of things like periods and teenage hormones, somedays meds dont help

[@pokaay3163]

Spiritual people are sometimes so detached from reality, to think the answer to these very WORLDLY problems is “turn to X or Y (spiritually) :)” is just.. no. Why. Therapy works. Humans have been developing medicine and other forms of health care for centuries. If spirituality was the answer then we wouldn’t have a need for these kinds of advancements.

[@JasminMiettunen]

I was raised Christian and still got a mental illness before middle school, the two are completely unrelated, religion didn’t cause or heal my mental illness. My mom always said God gave us medication for a reason, to help us. We have medication and therapy for a reason. Honestly, I do think people need both, one or the other isn’t enough. It doesn’t need to be “therapy” but someone you trust, someone to talk to, someone that listens to you. Therapist, counselor, nurse, whatever, as long as they’re there for you. At some point maybe that isn’t enough and you need an actual therapist, but just *someone* can help you get through until that.

[@coco_rthritis6462]

I think a majority of my mental illnesses were spawned from the bullshit I went through being raised pentecostal. They see mental illness as the devil afflicting you for not believing or not being faithful enough. I'm so glad my parents stopped forcing me to go (even if it was too late at 16 years old).

[@SomudaiX]

I can’t believe the real Jacob Andrew sharpe posted today

[@calissohot7010]

Fr the fake has been postimg for way too long

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Yeah suuure the “real” Jacob Andrew Sharpe “posted” a “video” “today”

[@riley2243]

i can’t believe we get to see the real jacob andrew sharpe AND get nuggets today

[@RavnicaRaven]

Take your meds

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@RavnicaRaven what meds? Are you crazy?

[@Sarcastiicat]

My friend is deaf, born deaf, been deaf his whole life he frequently deals with people that tell him he just needs to pray and put his trust in God more, cause that's why jes deaf. Like wtf

[@justasquid8930]

"ive seen people get up from wheelchairs and start walking" i bet bro legit thinks that you only use a wheelchair when you're completely paralyzed from the waist down lmao

[@cs2712]

fr, i use one bc i can’t walk for long distances sometimes 💀 like my legs still work just not that well 😭

[@jacobturner1490]

Man must be aghast any time he stands outside a hospital

[@BeeThePacifist.]

I’d watch The Devil On My Shoulder unironically

[@Horrorbotyt]

Classic enemies to lovers, demon x angel trope

[@annikaschwartz9195]

It sounds like a fanfic id read on Wattpad and be totally into it

[@pisscvre69]

It sounds cheesy and aweful in the best way

[@Whazzy]

Try Good Omens, same thing different font

[@h4rp666]

@@Whazzy FACTS.

[@LaikasFriend]

17:38 i also have cancer and that's that people at my church actually told me, he picks the best people to keep close 😭 thanks, glad y'all already know i'm gonna die

[@VoidRep]

"just because you're born with a penis doesn't mean you are obligated to be a man" that set of words was something i needed to hear and will be repeating for the rest of my life.

[@L1ncore]

My local church has had a sign up that says “tweet others the way you want to be tweeted” for the last few weeks. The christians really are scraping for relevancy with social media and it will never cease to tickle me

[@JasminMiettunen]

I sincerely hope it’s some zoomer responsible for that because that has to be an ironic meme lmao

[@jamesloucks2562]

Nothing creates Athiests better than believers.

[@susanpage8315]

True. I escaped toxic religion and am much happier as an atheist.

[@jamesloucks2562]

@@susanpage8315 happy for you.

[@jaidenthekid6051]

If you scream loud enough at someone, and everyone in the room is hyping up, you can feel disconnected from anything the screaming person tells you to do. It jumbles with your head. It's not evidence of spiritualism, but artificially induced hysteria.

[@cirquegoddess]

“Accessories are the work of the devil” duh, the devil wears prada😂

[@miiiira_]

Outstanding video, as always. However, as a German, I sadly fell asleep instantly when you told that calming German bed story. It was just too soothing, personally. The red-eyed p*nis-monster was always my favorite as a child ^^

[@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78]

The what 😳

[@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78]

The what 😳

[@yoursistersheatingpad]

@@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78the red eyes p*nis monster

[@rachel_ellingson]

Such a relaxing story

[@revolvermoth]

Im German too. It knocked me out. Such a childhood classic

[@avoigt2529]

Random 2cents: the tiktok about Jesus being a ‘manly man’ reminded me about my religion class (in a private Christian college) where we listed what was perceived as traditional masculine AND feminine attributes that we found/know about Jesus. It was interesting because Jesus having both was what made him the ‘perfect’ being and that those were the characteristics we needed in order to become more ‘Christ-like’.

[@mel6623]

that's such a nice thing to hear. I like this a lot!

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Enby Jesus

[@JasminMiettunen]

The man wore a dress and these people are calling him an alpha chad lmao

[@crofters147]

That reminds me of how in a lot of ancient civilizations non-binary people were seen as like “extra holy” /pos

[@fart63]

They said he blew up a church or something as if that makes him manly. Do manly men enjoy that?

[@GoatCatto_]

i went to a church last week for the first time ever and dear god the songs they were singing?? THE LYRICS WERE WEIRD. n it felt like a whole cult they were so overly optimistic abt everything, preaching abt serving god and giving your life to him etc. like 😭"you dont HAVE to. you GET to.''

[@besotteds]

Religions are cults😭😭 they're just not (usually) totally evil and sacrificial

[@OGMercator]

@@besotteds ok? A cult just means you devote your time to a certain figure? Thanks for pointing out the obvious I guess

[@besotteds]

@@OGMercator yeah thats pretty much what i just said lol

[@calm9988]

What always gets me is so many christians don't realize, even IF their god were real, that wouldn't make him worthy of worship. Proving he exists wouldn't be enough to make him a god worth following. If their god has allowed his children to suffer, has let people grow sick and die as some "test", has condemned souls to eternal torture for mortal and temporary sin-- he is a maniacal, egotistical, hateful creature that deserves condemnation. He is no god worthy of devotion. If you follow anyone or anything only because you fear repercussions, that is not love.

[@fabianatrindade56]

Exactly! Very well said 👏👏👏 And yet christians will always have the same excuse: "God works in mysterious ways". Mysterious is a nice word to use when people have no idea what they're talking about.

[@Jayhawk132]

Romans 12 is a great chapter to start reading the Bible, I would suggest doing so because the Lord is coming and you will be sent to the depths of Hell if you don’t repent and believe.

[@khalisykes3970]

I couldn’t even finish this video. My anxiety from Christianity is a daily battle. Unlearning so many thought patterns.

[@RxkingRxks]

I feel you.

[@ineedmyhoodie]

Same. First tiktok in and I'm already contemplating if I should skip through it

[@rk800android]

It definitely sucks.

[@RudolphTheRedNosedFox]

As a Catholic, I completely understand. Christians do the most cultist shit ever. Especially in the South.

[@Replies.Delete.Sometimes.IDKy.]

Why do tou despise the man who loves you so much and wants you to live forever? I will never underatood but then again i dont want to. Because thoughts like that cant be good.

[@faeshyye6193]

i love that the last guy didn’t argue that the most recognizable traits of jesus *are* masculine (compassionate, forgiveness, altruism, etc) but instead went for: “this guy was actually Super BRUTAL and VIOLENT, and that’s awesome 😎” yeahh man.. “traditional” masculinity

[@W4ggos]

So if we don’t believe a dude with a beard in a white dress we’re going to be infested by bugs and they’re gonna whisper in our ears really loud🤨

[@adryanclay]

Christianity:

[@joshzickus8394]

8:02 that moment when the bass drops so hard that Jesus comes back and starts the apocalypse.

[@levelevelyn2463]

Bro, that last one was literally heresy lmao. Jesus was servant-hearted, kind, gentle and caring towards those he met.. he was thoughtful in addressing people and hung out with the underprivileged…he is so far from an alpha male it’s insane. Love your vids Jacob ❤❤

[@biggestastiest]

Jesus was a loving caring top and also a socialist stoner hippie, and im only paraphrasing the bible.

[@laynepieri4214]

Plus that nugget was tender and mild. Delicious.

[@corn7087]

Bible Jesus constantly hung out with the trans folk and the sex workers and all the other people Christians hate for existing. He was a voice for the oppressed and fought for equality, including the right to abortions for the safety and/or autonomy of women. But Christians don't want to hear about what is actually in the bible, they just want what they can cherry-pick to spew hatred.

[@pyrrhicvictoly]

The bible contradicts itself a lot, but looking up the quotes attributed directly to Jesus and not his disciples or big daddy or other people, the man was socialist. Like, every time he opens his mouth he's advocating for the poor lol. He "tore up" that synagogue because they scammed the poor, and what are these alpha male influencers doing???

[@gsleazy1975]

@@biggestastiest factual as fuck

[@helloimellieful]

Okay so! Until I was 19 I was going to church every wednesday, sunday, going to gatherings to sing and pray weekly, only ever hanging out with church folk, etc etc SINCE I WAS IN THE WOMB. That being said, you can probably assume I have a lot of personal relevance to this topic. Growing up I would ask my mom "When we go to heaven, what will we do for eternity?" and she say "Oh well we're gonna sing and praise God and just be blessed by his presence" Let me tell you... I was NOT pleased to hear this... I remember distinctively saying "Oh... but we do that all the time here. I thought we were doing all this to get to heaven so we can just have a happy afterlife" She was equally not pleased with my response... Needless to say, I'm a full on fuckin Pagan now so...

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

were you Mormon or some other sect of Christianity? just curious because your experience sounds almost identical to mine lol. I'm no longer Mormon...

[@helloimellieful]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 I was a part of what they called a "Non-Denominational" church. Which to them meant they thought they were practicing the ORIGINAL christianity and (of course) everrrrryone else had it wrong. Cause 'denomination' would mean that it was derived from the original but was not the same, and offshoot if you will. We weren't allowed to clap during church service. Using musical instruments during service were considered blasphemous. Eating on the premises, no go. I don't envy your experience though, Mormonism seems like an even scarier ball game than my dinky cult...

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

@@helloimellieful man that sounds so similar to my experience! musical instruments were fine tho if approved by bishops beforehand. eating... depended on the church lol. it definitely felt cult-esque, but I don't know if it's fair to call Mormonism a cult, because so many people have dealt with far more intense stuff, like being Amish or being a part of that Jonestown cult. *those* were terrifying. those cut you off from the outside world completely. Mormonism does try to instill a lot of weird beliefs in you, but is it truly a cult? honestly idk.

[@sara.rae08]

Sounds really similar to my experience. I was raised in an apostolic Pentecostal church that felt like a cult. I had a lot of questions growing up and they were always half ass answers. During one of the women group teachings (I was 16 at the time) we were told not to wear makeup, jewelry, wear revealing clothes, some of us not to cut our hair, or else we were 'jezebels.' At 16, I was living with my mom, so at this moment I was visiting my dad (my mom had sole custody of me and my siblings, and also I was very fond of makeup and my mom, siblings and I didn't go to church anymore) so you can imagine how that sat with me. Once in daycare, which was run by the church as well...I went and got something my teacher told me not to. She said "God will cut your toes off" and my smart ass said "they are still there!" I don't follow any religion now because I have had some other experiences but yeah, it was basically a cult and I hated every minute of it lol.

[@pokaay3163]

I hate the up-tightedness of most religious people, for lack of a better word. They take themselves so seriously and frown upon people close to them who dont want to have the same lifestyle. As someone who grew up with an incredibly religious mom. Im happy that she has something she gets fulfillment out of in her life, but you are NOT dragging ME down the same road. All it took was her negative reaction to me coming out as bi (and turning it into a conversation about religion) to say, “nope, this is not a community I want to be a part of.”

[@jynxiebaby5137]

I was raised Christian and was practically brainwashed until I agreed to be baptized at eight- when I was a child, who knew nothing other than the adults were telling me I'd live in eternal pain and suffering if I didn't let an old man hold me under water. When I was 12, I stopped believing because if there was a god like the Christians pushed, why wouldn't he save my mom? Why did she suffer so much on Earth that she took it upon herself to end her life? And then on top of that, she was damned to eternal suffering because she couldn't take it while she was alive??? Yeah, no. My parents beat me and verbally abused me, took away all privacy (they'd even watch me shower), burned all my notebooks, etc. until I pretended I was saved again. They used the Bible to hurt me and scare me and justify years of abuse, even outside of that time period. It was disgusting. I've known some true Christians, who love and accept and help all without condition. My grandma knew my Older Sibling and I were queer and she took our partners in like they were her own. My grandfather knows I'm queer and polyamorous and has accepted all of my partners with loving, open arms. He's never once seen me as anything other than his baby girl, it's never mattered if he understood or agreed withy lifestyle, he's always accepted me for me. That's what being a real Christian looks like. I don't know how my parents got so fucked up, but the religious trauma is real.

[@natrosenquist]

Seriously, the people who say "Get over it, it was a long time ago" about enslavement, are the same who still cant get over the murder of Jesus. Even though he resurrected.

[@justpanera4102]

so my family (not including my parents) got into a bad accident while on vacation. we unfortunately lost my aunt who i had just met that month. it was extremely traumatic. it made me so mad when my mom and my family would say “God does everything for a reason”, there was absolutely no reason why my aunt had to pass away. She was in a lot of pain beforehand and she decided to let go. When we came home, my dad was telling me (he’s an atheist) that a couple years ago, he was working w a man who constantly asked him why he didn’t believe in god, and then said to him, “one day god will try you and you will start believing in him”. When the car accident happened to us, he started to think to himself, “was that man right? does god exist and this is the way he’s showing me?” but then he said “i don’t want to believe in a god who wants me to fear him in order to believe in him. that “god” put my kids in danger and caused me to lose my sister”. i eventually had to get surgery and after being 6 weeks on crutches, i can finally walk tomorrow. this “god” didn’t heal me, my doctor healed me. but hearing “god does everything for a reason” during all of this, has made me so mad.

[@vikaaaaaa]

I’m so sorry that happened:( Glad you finally get to walk without crutches now though!

[@justpanera4102]

@@vikaaaaaa ty 🫶🏼💗

[@brrmbrrmm]

Your dad is such a chad for that ngl

[@brandonkennedy4160]

Good for your dad honestly! I think spirituality can be great if that’s a personal choice, but when so many people use fear and threats of eternal misery to try and force people it’s just sick. Especially how often it’s done to children. Also, hope your recovery went smoothly, and I’m really sorry for your loss.

[@justpanera4102]

@@brandonkennedy4160 hi thank you, thankfully everything is much better 🤍

[@sarah.1230]

every time someone makes a video about how bonkers radical/extremest christians are, my religious trauma heals just a little bit more. (side note, just wanna say I’m so happy for you that your parents got out of JW before they/you were in too deep. I am so happy you are living free from that💜)

[@allisonpinkall577]

Same!!! I heal from people publicly calling out Christianity's toxic shit and making it known

[@not.alexanderr]

As someone who has survived sa multiple times i wouldn't even care of he came down and proved to everyone that he existed i would still not worship him and have hate in my heart for him after he let this happen to me and did nothing

[@vilburbur]

When only Jesus bully you can think of is Marilyn Manson, you know you have ran out of real problems 💀

[@fynntasticmovienight]

15:16 "if you're a piece of shit dad then you're gonna love: the word of God" Jacob, how could you say something so bold and so true

[@ninalove3044]

True story: my mother brought me to a hotel conference room where a church was congregating, they believed you can get rid of the evil inside you by getting physically sick, like coughing, spitting, PUKING!!!!! People were throwing up in buckets- it was like mass hysteria! And it all seemed "normal" at the time. Fk my childhood lol

[@emmarose7738]

Sounds like fucking hell on earth

[@orionishi6737]

I can't believe that isn't considered child abuse.

[@sprinkleofsuga7186]

Oh my that sounds awful!! To add on to that horrid theme, the church I was raised in had a youth group event called the 36 hour famine, where you would get together with the youth group for a weekend to help serve or clean up at a local church camp. Why is it called the 36 hour famine you may ask? Because during those 36 hours, you were not allowed to consume anything other than water. No nourishment while doing free hard labor!! And get this, after the event was over, they would have a huge pizza party and people would get sick afterwards from overeating so soon after they starved themselves. They said it was a way to "get closer to God" because every time you felt hungry, you were supposed to think of God. Or something like that.

[@ninalove3044]

@@sprinkleofsuga7186 because "Jesus is the only nourishment one needs" or w.e- I'm so sry u had to endure that, my love goes out to u! Now that we are able to make our own choices, let's choose happiness! 💗✌️💗✌️💗

[@sprinkleofsuga7186]

@@ninalove3044 They had to have said that exact phrase at some point probably. 😭 And sending love to you too!! So glad we have moved on to happier things!! 💕✨

[@darkserpent7191]

"wow, people still don't know jesus *starts crying*" skill issue

[@libby527]

Your videos about christianity are actually so therapeutic for me. I am still surrounded by so many toxic christians and disgusting beliefs so your humor is such a breath of fresh air for me. Love the way you talk about god and the church and all of it. It’s helping heal my trauma 😂❤

[@starfiring]

“he tore up a synagogue” as an example of a great thing he did and the epitome of masculinity 😭 you can’t make this shit up

[@davidtaylor142]

It's literally an example of him being anti-commerce, which I suspect this weird incel wouldn't like

[@gruntythefinestwench]

He was straight whipping people! AND flipping tables! It’s a big deal!

[@tubulartom666]

Lol I love that he ignores all the times he turned the other cheek.

[@AshaSara]

wasn't he Jewish?? I'm confused why would he tear up a synagogue 😭

[@kenyanzipper]

@@AshaSara we just talked about this in my theology class! he flipped the tables of the people overcharging for sacrificial animals because they were defiling the Temple with commerce and classism. the poorer people were unable to afford the "pure" animals and so they were seen as less worthy to be forgiven with the sacrifice they gave.

[@crofters147]

“I’ve seen people get up out of wheelchairs and walk” not every wheelchair user is immobile bro, that’s not a miracle

[@astrowolvez]

And that’s to say if they didn’t just rent a wheelchair for a stunt.

[@tangerine1884]

AYO THE PFP 💗💗