What a machine.....my house still stinks haha. Thanks to the KZbin members who sent in their pics, if you would like to be involved more in videos become a member and click join, the #furzearmy its as cheap as I could make it and you get money off merch........BOOM!
@wheresthelambsauce87055 жыл бұрын
You should start racing cars with mods like rockets on the back
@broad72405 жыл бұрын
How many times have you messed up a stud weld
@cocospops93515 жыл бұрын
MAGA 2020
@windyruler66455 жыл бұрын
You should make an rc dog carrier, because why not?
@wheresthelambsauce87055 жыл бұрын
EyesOfByes classic mini, Italian job style with a massive exhaust, spoiler and jet engine
@michelrieskes5 жыл бұрын
Jake: "Dad why does my room smell like diesel fumes?" Colin: "It's called CLEAN son!"
@dafoex5 жыл бұрын
I hope he's not too dischuffed about his reindeer being melted
@Mechotronic5 жыл бұрын
Dad my lungs hurt. ;
@isaacsrandomvideos6675 жыл бұрын
michel Rieskes hehehe
@yorkmaster5 жыл бұрын
Clean and Diesel, sounds like American VWs
@gasowigamiuwu22205 жыл бұрын
@@yorkmaster VOLKSWAGEN is a german company
@rodneyaran96355 жыл бұрын
Put an angry eyebrows to Frank to fit the overall aesthetic of the build. He's too cute for a Jet engine helmet. Haha
@colinfurze5 жыл бұрын
this is a good idea
@Bear_Inmind5 жыл бұрын
Frank - MK2
@flodgey5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze can you make a slightly wider hose for it to suck more air and last longer?
@unofficialaudiobooks78785 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze it does suck for redesigning da dum crash ok i am out now
@FrankHarwald5 жыл бұрын
& while you're at it: give him a smirk & a black sunglass like all proper Franks have! 😎
@GPOTOM5 жыл бұрын
Insurance company: "So how exactly did you burn down the house whilst vacuuming?"
@hyperfluff_folf5 жыл бұрын
Yes XD
@donuteater33535 жыл бұрын
Most insurance no longer covers acts of Colin..
@leftaroundabout5 жыл бұрын
Actually, this is probably something that really does happen occasionally. Old inefficient vac with overfull bag, sucking in matches or something else that can ignite by heat only, plenty of lint and excellent oxygen supply, then a good amount of plastic that'll melt burningly into the carpet... Maybe the insurance _would_ even pay.
@davidamoritz5 жыл бұрын
I actually wonder what insurance company would cover him.
@trendlover16815 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5XYdGN9e56beac
@nathanelmore19854 жыл бұрын
Colins neighbors company: -Do you have an airport close? -Oh that’s just our neighbor vacuuming his house.....
@AlexL134874 жыл бұрын
nathanelmore1985 Neighbours be like:👺
@semiamujic80084 жыл бұрын
.amspAàq
@1witt4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me with my 1500 hours jet vacuum:
@qazaq255 жыл бұрын
Clearly this needs a water cooling system that integrates with a kettle so once your done vacuuming you can make a nice cup of tea
@heisenberg68865 жыл бұрын
Linus on his way
@death1305sam5 жыл бұрын
And bake scones
@xesource.productions5 жыл бұрын
@@death1305sam got to include those munchies haha
@axieore5 жыл бұрын
Agreed he should make one of those
@xesource.productions5 жыл бұрын
Us British do love our tea. For me it has to be Yorkshire tea lol
@cjcronin10005 жыл бұрын
“Time to test an incredibly loud jet engine in a confined space...better put my ear defenders around my neck to be safe!” Colin, you’re mental. Please never change.
@zolikar15 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@aeghuplays25085 жыл бұрын
All safety equipment is best worn around the neck, hence the existence of the safety tie.
@elizabethfriar51842 жыл бұрын
@@zolikar1 you see haa
@tommarti_f18705 жыл бұрын
Dyson: the all new v12 cordless cleaner Colin: a Henry hoover with a jet engine also cordless
@BiskviLover5 жыл бұрын
My dude It has wires on top /s
@limadeltazulu5 жыл бұрын
Colin: a Henry hoover with a jet engine - more fun :)
@malafie90355 жыл бұрын
@@BiskviLover ...
@dennis98105 жыл бұрын
And the Henry hoover is probably cheaper
@escwire77555 жыл бұрын
And it runs on diesel...
@priyanshujames23005 жыл бұрын
You made a cordless vaccum cleaner that has a runtime longer than Dyson
@ghostintheroom4 жыл бұрын
Priyanshu James so a diesel engine vacuum cleaner?
@FQP-70244 жыл бұрын
@@ghostintheroom you must admit he's got a point there
@Trentjans4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostintheroom that is the future of vacuum cleaners
@deliayepez63144 жыл бұрын
Well rip my 800
@Officergizmo4 жыл бұрын
@Jack Armstrong *Kerosine
@evilutionltd5 жыл бұрын
"why don't we just mount the jet sideways". err, because things on wheels with a jet engine attached tend to bugger off at very high speeds.
@bananasstuff33445 жыл бұрын
To be fair, jet engines mounted the first way tend to bugger off too!
@firefox31875 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a roomba I would get lol
@SchonRichtig5 жыл бұрын
I think a jet engine is better picked up in a leaf blower.
@evilutionltd5 жыл бұрын
Dave Micolichek I hope you are joking.
@evilutionltd5 жыл бұрын
@Dave Micolichek Are you claiming that the vacuum on 1 side is an opposing force to the thrust on the other side?
@samarvora71855 жыл бұрын
-Is the RAF doing a fly by? -No that's Colin vacuuming his shed.
@eliaswilliamsson85535 жыл бұрын
Samar Vora you mean vacuming
@lukewlsn28055 жыл бұрын
@@eliaswilliamsson8553 ok miss specific
@kushagrasaxena84545 жыл бұрын
0:03 "I must make a jet powered vacuum cleaner" Because why not Colin
@AxxLAfriku5 жыл бұрын
WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off on my highly stimulating channel! Thanks for being jealous, dear chosen
@diegootero16865 жыл бұрын
Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT
@diegootero16865 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku oh and WARNING! I don't care
@prodigythirteen22424 жыл бұрын
Colin: Uses ear defenders to protect ears against deafening roar of a jet engine in a confined space Also Colin: Forgets to put them on, instead hanging them around his neck like a piece of functional jewellery
@barcelonacoolness4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like he just forgot
@tSp2894 жыл бұрын
DOn't worry, he's got his safety tie on
@detvarsomfankanske4 жыл бұрын
He's not gonna have much hearing left when he's older
@GreatBeeman4 жыл бұрын
@@detvarsomfankanske what makes You believe he will reach old age?
@JMMC10054 жыл бұрын
@@GreatBeeman What makes him believe he has much hearing NOW?
@theroguecollective12675 жыл бұрын
Colin: Smart enough to build a jet engine into a vacuum cleaner. Also Colin: "Vacum"
@NamielLion5 жыл бұрын
Let us not forget "way to hot"
@stpidstuff5 жыл бұрын
@@NamielLion I think this man is in love with his vaccum
@ethanpoole34435 жыл бұрын
Hey now, it’s a Vac-U-Me!
@jimmybob37565 жыл бұрын
Colin is probably more than half blind and deaf by now....he will never even see our comments let alone understand them. 😁
@stpidstuff5 жыл бұрын
@@jimmybob3756 how would he look at the camera / show us what he made then
@ValentineC1375 жыл бұрын
colin: *_puts on hearing protection to protect against a literal jet engine... takes it off again and starts the jet engine_*
@poppy55255 жыл бұрын
It matters not...as long as he's wearing a safety tie, all will be well!
@huntingshorts10605 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5LbfI2aaNV9jLM
@molnack_874 жыл бұрын
ATM RITM lol don’t click the link he’s premoting his channel
@seebee93624 жыл бұрын
Me: Talking with my friends on the phone. My Mom:
@brendancooper62855 жыл бұрын
"generally jet engines don't want to be vacuum cleaners"
@colinfurze5 жыл бұрын
the things I say eh
@-deltajay5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze i love you with all my heart
@MapleJames765 жыл бұрын
Generally.
@dayzeddy01995 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze can you build a pod racer?
@jamesharris51585 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze I love it, just the right amount of crazy that we've come to expect from your channel, could perhaps have given the poor little jet engine an easier time using the output to drive a venturi instead of directly using the low pressure side, would have certainly eliminated the smoke issue and reduced the EGT.
@thatguybc47985 жыл бұрын
The only man in the world who can say ‘let’s just take the jet engine out of the landspeeder’
It adds up to more than 100%, which is an amazing feat in itself.
@chedidkamal8375 жыл бұрын
@@GunGryphon each criterion is individual indeed
@roembol5 жыл бұрын
Smells: 4865%
@Jonathan_80524 жыл бұрын
Colin “put a jet engine in it” Furze
@Copperdude11 ай бұрын
wow first comment
@rickseiden15 жыл бұрын
"Yes, but your scientist were too busy asking themselves if they could that they didn't stop to ask themselves if they should."
@Nostalgieletsplays5 жыл бұрын
Rick Seiden Jurassic Park is the best movie
@filipesilveira53605 жыл бұрын
Ginger Tom Hanks?!
@tomster75745 жыл бұрын
i need a jet powered cell phone for long range calls.
@jhonnywalker975 жыл бұрын
“Preoccupied”
@rickseiden15 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnywalker97 usually I look it up to make sure I get it right, but I didn't this time, and paid for it...
@matthieugross805 жыл бұрын
Use this for when you vacuum a carpet. Positive: carpet is clean Negative: carpet is gone
@sora25345 жыл бұрын
If it's gone then that means theres no more crumbs right?
@sw61885 жыл бұрын
I like your sense of humour!
@Loznero5 жыл бұрын
@@Callas_ it's a joke...
@axieore5 жыл бұрын
U shouldn't use the vacuum in ur floor It might also get sucked
@M1LAD815 жыл бұрын
Colin: Hi, I'd like to get a home insurance quote please. Sales rep: Of course sir, no problem. First I'll need to get some details. Can I start with your name please? Colin: yep, my name is Colin Furze. (Rep hangs up) Colin: hello? Hello? Bloody.... I'm gonna build my own home insurance and it's gonna be jet and hover powered!
@Cervando4 жыл бұрын
Colin: "Needs more suction power... " Also Colin: "Next week Black Hole Vacuum cleaner"
@FQP-70244 жыл бұрын
Did you mean...Fusion reactor Hoover?
@thespermsharkthespermwhale193811 ай бұрын
Or Jet powered Air raid siren…
@nozmoking15 жыл бұрын
Fire brigade: "And just how did the drapes catch fire?" Colin: "It was the bloody vacuum cleaner."
@liamtwentyman72755 жыл бұрын
Thanks, bought a grin to my face. I mean, "normal" vacuum cleaners are not unknown to spit out fire...
@michaelesposito26295 жыл бұрын
Normal ones burst into flames too tho...
@coulombicdistortion18145 жыл бұрын
Today's newspaper: "British man burns house down with modified vacuum cleaner."
@therawmeatball68835 жыл бұрын
The house is immune. To you have any idea how many safety ties there are in there?
@AkAsCoTTii35 жыл бұрын
‘How do you modi..’ ‘He put a jet engine in it’ ‘Oh’
@markwright31615 жыл бұрын
Colin chasing the infamous 'Florida man' stories. :)
@BL-ik1zz5 жыл бұрын
Vacum
@holidayfartcruiserthe2nd7495 жыл бұрын
Correction: Formerly British Florida man burns down house with modded vacuum cleaner
@mojkie5 жыл бұрын
Probably even more impractical than the car filled with water. I'd buy it.
@DerKaktusAvant4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a wife that let's you run a jet engine in the house.
@prayze59244 жыл бұрын
Rock on dude🤘
@Thefreakyfreek4 жыл бұрын
His madness probably pays the bills so
@swegneto_96013 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harrold proof?
@kylekaye91473 жыл бұрын
Don't ask just do
@CallumIsRaving3 жыл бұрын
Who needs a wife when you’ve got suction like that 😏😂
@AvixkThePig5 жыл бұрын
"Jet engines do not like to be vacuum cleaners." Well that answers my question.
@flighttime11855 жыл бұрын
Colin: this is going to be a bit loud for the shed Next clip: has headphones off
@Makujah_5 жыл бұрын
These are brilliant Furze safety headmuffs - they work in similar fashion to Furze safety tie
@chelarestelar5 жыл бұрын
They are Bluetooth noise-cancelling muffs
@bobster19825 жыл бұрын
Weekly product meeting at Jet cat. "He put one of our engines in a what ?!?" lol
@davidamoritz5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@l.bdeerstalking58344 жыл бұрын
Dread to think how expensive Colin’s home insurance is 😂
@Cujo55 жыл бұрын
Colin: "I might vacuum the room." Colin: **Sets fire to the curtain**
@LKSimbalvr5 жыл бұрын
well he did almost set fire to that stuffed reindeer so setting fire to anything else is highly possible
@Noah-gp4ml5 жыл бұрын
LKSimbalvr poor reindeer RIP
@BullittGT405 жыл бұрын
Support Colin Furze because his insurance will go up 10x after his insurance agent sees this.
@Guru_10925 жыл бұрын
Hah. Insurance is for loosers!
@sweatychazza60235 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel ever
@colinfurze5 жыл бұрын
I try lol
@rasachya53405 жыл бұрын
@colinfurze you’re the best
@sinewave33235 жыл бұрын
Ikr! It seriously is bro! Lmao you are a genious and i wouldn't ask you to change a thing colin! 😂😂😂😎👍🏻👋🏻
@sinewave33235 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze i finaly got my 1st oscilloscope! It's an antique lol and it's gd for up to 60mhz! It's a tektronix! 😀😀😀
@sarzodagreat58705 жыл бұрын
For real!
@shelbykingnfs72164 жыл бұрын
Colin, your family must really love you if you can always do this sort of craziness in the house! Love your work man
@shivamgagad56745 жыл бұрын
Dyson: Our vacuums have the strongest suction This guy: _Hold my vacuum cleaner_
@incognito63375 жыл бұрын
DatAviation 340 It’s pronounced “Colin furze”
@iklone5 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced “Vacum cleaner”
@richcampoverde5 жыл бұрын
"This guy" how dare you insult the furze
@STeve-bv1uk5 жыл бұрын
This guy!?!?
@spaghettiman94055 жыл бұрын
Hold my jet engine
@Spartan375X5 жыл бұрын
Cats and dogs: So this is how the world ends!
@vipervidsgamingplus57235 жыл бұрын
Spartan375x “So this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a high pitch whine” -Some person
@sora25345 жыл бұрын
With thunderous applause Oh wait that's diplomacy, not the world
@thomashughes_teh5 жыл бұрын
Pet psychologists are loving the new business.
@El_Makong5 жыл бұрын
neighbors: he's vacuuming, and it sounds like a jet engine colin: it is a jet engine!
@nixietubes5 жыл бұрын
I'm "vacum"ing
@piers3895 жыл бұрын
Since he's English, it would probably be his neighboUrs.
@mattberg68165 жыл бұрын
And people complain about air traffic over the house
@BlackHawkNL4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going on a vacation tomorrow" "Nice, will you be traveling through the air or by car?" "Nah mate I'll travel by jet engine powered vacuum cleaner, see ya!"
@tarunkumawat63495 жыл бұрын
2:57 I thought it was a smiley made for Frank's face
@Haze33E5 жыл бұрын
The wife must be thrilled to have diesel fumes/smoke all through the house.
@TheNeonwing5 жыл бұрын
I think at this point she is already used to them.
@jamesharris51585 жыл бұрын
@@TheNeonwing I think by now the wife has left him and been replaced by a robot version.... Lol
@Diablothein5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesharris5158 a jet engine powered one.
@LordWaldema5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesharris5158 like youtuber photonicinduction, when he started recording his videos in the living room you knew his wife left him
@WillyJunior5 жыл бұрын
delicious carcinogens
@electricpaisy60455 жыл бұрын
2:56 Oh he makes a smiley face to make it look fun 3:01 Wait why does he bend it? 3:07 This has an actual reason? :O
@TheMrHirni4 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying that colin took it that far. Joined the channel under 1mio. Colinfurze is the consistency no one asked for, but everyone needs!
@MrRobertBatchelor5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You've got lung cancer. Colin: No idea how I got that, I don't even smoke.
@matthiastilly54805 жыл бұрын
It's ok - he always wears the safety tie! It gives a +8 protection against lung cancer also!
@EUD5045 жыл бұрын
@@matthiastilly5480 Only when it is worn very tightly
@SilentEchoMedia5 жыл бұрын
EU holy shit thats funny
@BrilliantDesignOnline5 жыл бұрын
and in local news: "When the firemen arrived, they found the shed engulfed in flames, high levels of carbon monoxide, and Colin held tightly to the turbine vacuum inlet by his safety tie... the neighbors were found hiding with their chicken...the firemen claim the first thing Colin was able to mutter was 'Subscribe'"
@MrXennhorn5 жыл бұрын
Colin's Wife: ... COLIN! did you mess with my henry ... !!! Colin: .. uh no ... I swapped him for a Frank ... Colin's wife: *visibly angry* Colin: Look he's even jet powered ....
@axieore5 жыл бұрын
Jet engines 4 life
@darkshadowsx59495 жыл бұрын
either he doesn't have a wife or she isn't concerned with him burning the house down or making the stairs unsafe. or they actually live in a different house and he just films here.
@herpderpherpd4 жыл бұрын
Colins wife: "Where's the vacuum" Colin: "IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED"
@iramsethi5 жыл бұрын
Playing PS4 with frends: sorry guys about the noise my mom is hoovering Friends: bro is ur mom hoovering or landing a plane Me: well sorta both
@raceeagle82485 жыл бұрын
it´s the ps4 😂
@kyriakos0985 жыл бұрын
0:03 "I must make a jet powered vacuum cleaner" you and I have a different definition of "Must"
@TGHibiki5 жыл бұрын
Colins wife: “Be a dear and vacuum the living room.” Colin: “Oh! uh... Frank’s gone on a run.” Colin’s wife: “... Now what have you done?” Cut to Frank speeding down the A1.
@12Acorns5 жыл бұрын
TheGreatHibiki News:Uh now on local news , local man made a Henry with a rocket engine and is currently speeding down the a1 cleaning the roads so please be carful on the a1 today. Me: Honey get the shotgun , we’re Henry hunting.
@LukaszHost765 жыл бұрын
@@12Acorns This comment made my day, thank you.
@12Acorns4 жыл бұрын
Polish-Nation your welcome
@ikosh14 жыл бұрын
Is it a bird, is it a plane, "nope it's Colin's vacuum" says the neighbour who is sick of this kind of stuff...
@caesar77343 жыл бұрын
It is a bird 8:15
@jamesward74255 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 The Consuela reference has just made my day! 🧹 We need more lemon pledge Mr Colin!!!
@aurin_komak5 жыл бұрын
Me: hmm what am i gonna watch today KZbin: what about a jet powered vacuum cleaner Me: fair enough
@adamwarburton34865 жыл бұрын
When your mom says you have to vacuum your room and you’ve just started a game and you have to do it quick
@BenCos20185 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bobbywzx88194 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Colin: Stands right next to a jet engine without earmuffs, runs through 2000 fireworks, and lets 4000 fireworks hit him
@mattsgrungy5 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that Colin's wife is one of the most patient people you will ever meet. Like, yeah he's doing it for KZbin now but I reckon he was like this before...
@benjaminbrown39393 жыл бұрын
I don't think he has a wife
@foty86792 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminbrown3939 Doesnt he have a child though?
@quinn860 Жыл бұрын
Comes home from plumbing, thenstarts making a jet engine ithe evenings
@BaalsMistress Жыл бұрын
@@foty8679 Don't need a wife for that.
@edwardtomkins65945 жыл бұрын
Me: Colin there is a reason why jets are not commonly used in vacuum cleaners. Colin: So
@samarvora71855 жыл бұрын
There might be a hundred reasons why vacuum cleaners aren't jet powered, but right now I can't think of one.
@Martin-yl5zb5 жыл бұрын
Tip of the day: hearing protection works much better when you wear them over your ears instead of using them as a plastic necklace.
@samarvora71855 жыл бұрын
Good to know.
@TheRealTburt5 жыл бұрын
Also, eye protection is not a headband
@Winlonghorn_iso4 жыл бұрын
Me: **trying to talk to my friends in an Xbox party** My mom:
@onemanshow41165 жыл бұрын
Priest: “Repeat after me : for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part...” Mrs. Furze: “Oi! ...and what about when Colin goes and ruins me carpets with a Jet powered vacuum cleaner?? “ Priest: “Eh... I think that falls under ‘irreconcilable differences’
@evilutionltd5 жыл бұрын
5:35 "way to hot" 6:58 "vacum" C'mon Furze! lol
@JOCoStudio15 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he should definitely stick to making hilariously demented projects! I do not see a career in writing round the corner.
@sushimshah28965 жыл бұрын
That's on purpose
@Isaac_L..5 жыл бұрын
“Might be a bit loud for the shed” *puts on ear pro *takes off ear pro and starts jet
@DBautell5 жыл бұрын
WHAT?
@death1305sam5 жыл бұрын
Sy didn't hear you
@ValentineC1375 жыл бұрын
@@death1305sam *_WHAT?_*
@olgaulm464794 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Russia! My three-year-old son is a big fan of Henry, and now a big fan of you. He's watched this video thousands of times. Thank you.
@lukeD80995 жыл бұрын
Colin: got my ear protection its gonna get loud!! Colin 2 seconds later: WHAT???
@NoiseMakerX5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why he wants to kill his hearing so badly.
@jmarsden735 жыл бұрын
8:42 was that a family guy Consuela reference? 😂
@iamhappymoth5 жыл бұрын
Josh Marsden yessir
@adamteashaw94415 жыл бұрын
Yessir it was
@MrRagequitnow5 жыл бұрын
Colin Furze invents the best excuse ever for avoiding vacuuming. " Honey, remember the last time I vacuumed, and drapes caught on fire?1"
@MichaelAndersen_DK5 жыл бұрын
you forgot the poor teddy bear thingy :D
@tylerhensley23124 жыл бұрын
The furze builds I like are the ones where you ask yourself "why".
@AstrosElectronicsLab3 жыл бұрын
This being one of them.
@jankyvibes62885 жыл бұрын
Imagine what would happen if collin furze and mark rober built something together.
@sebastianwlodarczyk5 жыл бұрын
well, at least we got a bit of a collab with a super soaker:]
@thecollector91475 жыл бұрын
Chaotic good
@toasty74085 жыл бұрын
+ hack smith + Michael reeves
@izelkerman77135 жыл бұрын
The guy that took an engine from a landspeeder comming from a galaxy far far away to stick it on a vacuum cleaner... Brilliant
@paulluce25575 жыл бұрын
Only in England... or more accurately.. Only in Colin's tiny corner of England...
@Failomate50005 жыл бұрын
It's important to wear hearing-protection when dealing with jet engines! *Proceeds to wear earmuffs around the neck*
@jirapatthaenphromrat29105 жыл бұрын
8:28 well, that's something I'm probably gonna see in my nightmares tonight.
@garrettott60444 жыл бұрын
Jirapat Thaenphromrat lmao some real raiders of the lost ark shit
@dragongaragecomposer32364 жыл бұрын
Santa not happy
@BurntFaceMan5 жыл бұрын
Insurer: So what do you think caused the fire? Fireman: Well you're not going to believe this but...
@Fourby5 жыл бұрын
Dyson: Introducing the new cyclone with digital motor... Colin: Hold my Beer....
@Capsaxian5 жыл бұрын
This channel is the real life version of Tim Allen's Home Improvement. Now we just need a neighbor on the fence.
@johndonaldson36195 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@death1305sam5 жыл бұрын
There was prob once was until the jet powered toaster went haywire
@jacobosgood35135 жыл бұрын
@@death1305sam Or the wheel of death tore the fence down.
@comanta3774 жыл бұрын
Me: fails at making a peanut butter and jelly. This guy:
@Lance57H5 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the news article: Man burns down house with jet powered vacuum
@awesomegameryoutuber70355 жыл бұрын
Lance Johnson vacum*
@Lance57H5 жыл бұрын
@@awesomegameryoutuber7035 oh shoot sorry, you're right 😂
@samarvora71855 жыл бұрын
Man burns down vacuum cleaner with jet powered house. That's more like it.
@mrsauce93075 жыл бұрын
Samar Vora lmfaoo
@pesterenan5 жыл бұрын
FRANK JET-VACUM: For when you need to clean, and I mean *really clean* your house.
@caseybouquet5 жыл бұрын
Nothing is cleaner than a large pile of ashes in my eyes
@sora25345 жыл бұрын
If it's gone then it cant get dirty anymore, one clean and no more are needed
@Makujah_5 жыл бұрын
By cleaning I mean purge it off the face of the earth
@shaggybaggums5 жыл бұрын
@@caseybouquet At least you can clean them up.
@thedorito54345 жыл бұрын
So it takes in all the dust and vaporises it also, I'm sold.
@akrobeaver4 жыл бұрын
I discovered your channel today and it’s been 3 hours I’m watching those video. Absolutely amazing thanks you!
@sarto7bellys5 жыл бұрын
“The cover’s not on so it won’t run like a Hoover” of course not numbscull it’s a Henry
@NemoConsequentae5 жыл бұрын
_Frank_
@totherarf5 жыл бұрын
Henry Hoover now Frank "Where are you 'Arry?" Hoover!
@NemoConsequentae5 жыл бұрын
@@totherarf So, if it _was_ a Hoover, and that panel blocks the airflow, would that make the panel the *Hoover Dam* ?
5 жыл бұрын
I've a sneaking suspicion that Colin owns both his house and the one next door.
@dfgaJK5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@johnhbaumgaertner89485 жыл бұрын
I've often wondered if he lives in another house and just maintains that one for videos. It's going to smell like exhaust in there for weeks.
5 жыл бұрын
@@johnhbaumgaertner8948 There's certainly no feasible way that the treadmill is still where his stairs were.
@legoivan443215 жыл бұрын
The term "my vaccum sucks" is now in effect.
@zoidburg29755 жыл бұрын
Vacuum*
@Edbrad5 ай бұрын
He makes it look like it’s a joy every step of the way and he always knows what he’s doing 😂 I want to believe that. I just I wished I was as good and liked anything THAT much!
@MadeinPolandChannel5 жыл бұрын
When I watched this video, I thought, "No way! His wife will kill him!" However, if you added this video, then luckily you're probably still alive hahahah :D
@conkerconk35 жыл бұрын
imagine the wife coming home to a burning hoover and a living room full of carbon monoxide xD
@robertsharp13125 жыл бұрын
"Mr Browning?" "Yes Colin?" "Can i borrow one of your super cool and expensive jet engines?" "Sure can't see why not, it's not like you're gunna suck crap of your shed floor through it...." "Mwahaha" said Colin
@gdradio58545 жыл бұрын
Filter...
@phillipthomas41675 жыл бұрын
Just a polite heads up, all hoovers have some sort of filter included in the design to protect the electric motor from particles that can cause wear and tear and minor clogging, and colin would have used the filter as it would have been used on a standard hoover... if he didn't then trust me there would have been a lot more fire and A TON MORE SMOKE when sucking up those lentils.....unfortunately he did not show if he used the standard filter fabric layer or whether it was customized/upgraded... However I did apreciate your joke to be honest dude so high five... comment liked!
@joshuahertz41084 жыл бұрын
"How many vacuum cleaners can do that?!" Just one, Colin. Just one.
@mophead15 жыл бұрын
5 years ago I would have been like “why” now I’m just like “well that’s Colin”
@tomasistudios26185 жыл бұрын
did he just warn everyone to put on the ear protection and then forget to put on his ear protection.