JET POWERED Vacuum Cleaner

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colinfurze

colinfurze

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@colinfurze
@colinfurze 5 жыл бұрын
What a machine.....my house still stinks haha. Thanks to the KZbin members who sent in their pics, if you would like to be involved more in videos become a member and click join, the #furzearmy its as cheap as I could make it and you get money off merch........BOOM!
@wheresthelambsauce8705
@wheresthelambsauce8705 5 жыл бұрын
You should start racing cars with mods like rockets on the back
@broad7240
@broad7240 5 жыл бұрын
How many times have you messed up a stud weld
@cocospops9351
@cocospops9351 5 жыл бұрын
MAGA 2020
@windyruler6645
@windyruler6645 5 жыл бұрын
You should make an rc dog carrier, because why not?
@wheresthelambsauce8705
@wheresthelambsauce8705 5 жыл бұрын
EyesOfByes classic mini, Italian job style with a massive exhaust, spoiler and jet engine
@michelrieskes
@michelrieskes 5 жыл бұрын
Jake: "Dad why does my room smell like diesel fumes?" Colin: "It's called CLEAN son!"
@dafoex
@dafoex 5 жыл бұрын
I hope he's not too dischuffed about his reindeer being melted
@Mechotronic
@Mechotronic 5 жыл бұрын
Dad my lungs hurt. ;
@isaacsrandomvideos667
@isaacsrandomvideos667 5 жыл бұрын
michel Rieskes hehehe
@yorkmaster
@yorkmaster 5 жыл бұрын
Clean and Diesel, sounds like American VWs
@gasowigamiuwu2220
@gasowigamiuwu2220 5 жыл бұрын
@@yorkmaster VOLKSWAGEN is a german company
@rodneyaran9635
@rodneyaran9635 5 жыл бұрын
Put an angry eyebrows to Frank to fit the overall aesthetic of the build. He's too cute for a Jet engine helmet. Haha
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 5 жыл бұрын
this is a good idea
@Bear_Inmind
@Bear_Inmind 5 жыл бұрын
Frank - MK2
@flodgey
@flodgey 5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze can you make a slightly wider hose for it to suck more air and last longer?
@unofficialaudiobooks7878
@unofficialaudiobooks7878 5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze it does suck for redesigning da dum crash ok i am out now
@FrankHarwald
@FrankHarwald 5 жыл бұрын
& while you're at it: give him a smirk & a black sunglass like all proper Franks have! 😎
@GPOTOM
@GPOTOM 5 жыл бұрын
Insurance company: "So how exactly did you burn down the house whilst vacuuming?"
@hyperfluff_folf
@hyperfluff_folf 5 жыл бұрын
Yes XD
@donuteater3353
@donuteater3353 5 жыл бұрын
Most insurance no longer covers acts of Colin..
@leftaroundabout
@leftaroundabout 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, this is probably something that really does happen occasionally. Old inefficient vac with overfull bag, sucking in matches or something else that can ignite by heat only, plenty of lint and excellent oxygen supply, then a good amount of plastic that'll melt burningly into the carpet... Maybe the insurance _would_ even pay.
@davidamoritz
@davidamoritz 5 жыл бұрын
I actually wonder what insurance company would cover him.
@trendlover1681
@trendlover1681 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5XYdGN9e56beac
@nathanelmore1985
@nathanelmore1985 4 жыл бұрын
Colins neighbors company: -Do you have an airport close? -Oh that’s just our neighbor vacuuming his house.....
@AlexL13487
@AlexL13487 4 жыл бұрын
nathanelmore1985 Neighbours be like:👺
@semiamujic8008
@semiamujic8008 4 жыл бұрын
.amspAàq
@1witt
@1witt 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me with my 1500 hours jet vacuum:
@qazaq25
@qazaq25 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this needs a water cooling system that integrates with a kettle so once your done vacuuming you can make a nice cup of tea
@heisenberg6886
@heisenberg6886 5 жыл бұрын
Linus on his way
@death1305sam
@death1305sam 5 жыл бұрын
And bake scones
@xesource.productions
@xesource.productions 5 жыл бұрын
@@death1305sam got to include those munchies haha
@axieore
@axieore 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed he should make one of those
@xesource.productions
@xesource.productions 5 жыл бұрын
Us British do love our tea. For me it has to be Yorkshire tea lol
@cjcronin1000
@cjcronin1000 5 жыл бұрын
“Time to test an incredibly loud jet engine in a confined space...better put my ear defenders around my neck to be safe!” Colin, you’re mental. Please never change.
@zolikar1
@zolikar1 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@aeghuplays2508
@aeghuplays2508 5 жыл бұрын
All safety equipment is best worn around the neck, hence the existence of the safety tie.
@elizabethfriar5184
@elizabethfriar5184 2 жыл бұрын
@@zolikar1 you see haa
@tommarti_f1870
@tommarti_f1870 5 жыл бұрын
Dyson: the all new v12 cordless cleaner Colin: a Henry hoover with a jet engine also cordless
@BiskviLover
@BiskviLover 5 жыл бұрын
My dude It has wires on top /s
@limadeltazulu
@limadeltazulu 5 жыл бұрын
Colin: a Henry hoover with a jet engine - more fun :)
@malafie9035
@malafie9035 5 жыл бұрын
@@BiskviLover ...
@dennis9810
@dennis9810 5 жыл бұрын
And the Henry hoover is probably cheaper
@escwire7755
@escwire7755 5 жыл бұрын
And it runs on diesel...
@priyanshujames2300
@priyanshujames2300 5 жыл бұрын
You made a cordless vaccum cleaner that has a runtime longer than Dyson
@ghostintheroom
@ghostintheroom 4 жыл бұрын
Priyanshu James so a diesel engine vacuum cleaner?
@FQP-7024
@FQP-7024 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostintheroom you must admit he's got a point there
@Trentjans
@Trentjans 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostintheroom that is the future of vacuum cleaners
@deliayepez6314
@deliayepez6314 4 жыл бұрын
Well rip my 800
@Officergizmo
@Officergizmo 4 жыл бұрын
@Jack Armstrong *Kerosine
@evilutionltd
@evilutionltd 5 жыл бұрын
"why don't we just mount the jet sideways". err, because things on wheels with a jet engine attached tend to bugger off at very high speeds.
@bananasstuff3344
@bananasstuff3344 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, jet engines mounted the first way tend to bugger off too!
@firefox3187
@firefox3187 5 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a roomba I would get lol
@SchonRichtig
@SchonRichtig 5 жыл бұрын
I think a jet engine is better picked up in a leaf blower.
@evilutionltd
@evilutionltd 5 жыл бұрын
Dave Micolichek I hope you are joking.
@evilutionltd
@evilutionltd 5 жыл бұрын
@Dave Micolichek Are you claiming that the vacuum on 1 side is an opposing force to the thrust on the other side?
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 5 жыл бұрын
-Is the RAF doing a fly by? -No that's Colin vacuuming his shed.
@eliaswilliamsson8553
@eliaswilliamsson8553 5 жыл бұрын
Samar Vora you mean vacuming
@lukewlsn2805
@lukewlsn2805 5 жыл бұрын
@@eliaswilliamsson8553 ok miss specific
@kushagrasaxena8454
@kushagrasaxena8454 5 жыл бұрын
0:03 "I must make a jet powered vacuum cleaner" Because why not Colin
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 5 жыл бұрын
WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off on my highly stimulating channel! Thanks for being jealous, dear chosen
@diegootero1686
@diegootero1686 5 жыл бұрын
Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT
@diegootero1686
@diegootero1686 5 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku oh and WARNING! I don't care
@prodigythirteen2242
@prodigythirteen2242 4 жыл бұрын
Colin: Uses ear defenders to protect ears against deafening roar of a jet engine in a confined space Also Colin: Forgets to put them on, instead hanging them around his neck like a piece of functional jewellery
@barcelonacoolness
@barcelonacoolness 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like he just forgot
@tSp289
@tSp289 4 жыл бұрын
DOn't worry, he's got his safety tie on
@detvarsomfankanske
@detvarsomfankanske 4 жыл бұрын
He's not gonna have much hearing left when he's older
@GreatBeeman
@GreatBeeman 4 жыл бұрын
@@detvarsomfankanske what makes You believe he will reach old age?
@JMMC1005
@JMMC1005 4 жыл бұрын
@@GreatBeeman What makes him believe he has much hearing NOW?
@theroguecollective1267
@theroguecollective1267 5 жыл бұрын
Colin: Smart enough to build a jet engine into a vacuum cleaner. Also Colin: "Vacum"
@NamielLion
@NamielLion 5 жыл бұрын
Let us not forget "way to hot"
@stpidstuff
@stpidstuff 5 жыл бұрын
@@NamielLion I think this man is in love with his vaccum
@ethanpoole3443
@ethanpoole3443 5 жыл бұрын
Hey now, it’s a Vac-U-Me!
@jimmybob3756
@jimmybob3756 5 жыл бұрын
Colin is probably more than half blind and deaf by now....he will never even see our comments let alone understand them. 😁
@stpidstuff
@stpidstuff 5 жыл бұрын
@@jimmybob3756 how would he look at the camera / show us what he made then
@ValentineC137
@ValentineC137 5 жыл бұрын
colin: *_puts on hearing protection to protect against a literal jet engine... takes it off again and starts the jet engine_*
@poppy5525
@poppy5525 5 жыл бұрын
It matters not...as long as he's wearing a safety tie, all will be well!
@huntingshorts1060
@huntingshorts1060 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5LbfI2aaNV9jLM
@molnack_87
@molnack_87 4 жыл бұрын
ATM RITM lol don’t click the link he’s premoting his channel
@seebee9362
@seebee9362 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Talking with my friends on the phone. My Mom:
@brendancooper6285
@brendancooper6285 5 жыл бұрын
"generally jet engines don't want to be vacuum cleaners"
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 5 жыл бұрын
the things I say eh
@-deltajay
@-deltajay 5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze i love you with all my heart
@MapleJames76
@MapleJames76 5 жыл бұрын
Generally.
@dayzeddy0199
@dayzeddy0199 5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze can you build a pod racer?
@jamesharris5158
@jamesharris5158 5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze I love it, just the right amount of crazy that we've come to expect from your channel, could perhaps have given the poor little jet engine an easier time using the output to drive a venturi instead of directly using the low pressure side, would have certainly eliminated the smoke issue and reduced the EGT.
@thatguybc4798
@thatguybc4798 5 жыл бұрын
The only man in the world who can say ‘let’s just take the jet engine out of the landspeeder’
@isaacsrandomvideos667
@isaacsrandomvideos667 5 жыл бұрын
ThatGuyBc yeah ikr
@chedidkamal837
@chedidkamal837 5 жыл бұрын
Jet vacuum cleaner: coolness: 100 % efficiency: 0.0000000000000000000000000547 %
@usbgamers123
@usbgamers123 5 жыл бұрын
Chance of burning your house down: %8594
@John-gv9iz
@John-gv9iz 5 жыл бұрын
HA, ha, ha!
@GunGryphon
@GunGryphon 5 жыл бұрын
It adds up to more than 100%, which is an amazing feat in itself.
@chedidkamal837
@chedidkamal837 5 жыл бұрын
@@GunGryphon each criterion is individual indeed
@roembol
@roembol 5 жыл бұрын
Smells: 4865%
@Jonathan_8052
@Jonathan_8052 4 жыл бұрын
Colin “put a jet engine in it” Furze
@Copperdude
@Copperdude 11 ай бұрын
wow first comment
@rickseiden1
@rickseiden1 5 жыл бұрын
"Yes, but your scientist were too busy asking themselves if they could that they didn't stop to ask themselves if they should."
@Nostalgieletsplays
@Nostalgieletsplays 5 жыл бұрын
Rick Seiden Jurassic Park is the best movie
@filipesilveira5360
@filipesilveira5360 5 жыл бұрын
Ginger Tom Hanks?!
@tomster7574
@tomster7574 5 жыл бұрын
i need a jet powered cell phone for long range calls.
@jhonnywalker97
@jhonnywalker97 5 жыл бұрын
“Preoccupied”
@rickseiden1
@rickseiden1 5 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnywalker97 usually I look it up to make sure I get it right, but I didn't this time, and paid for it...
@matthieugross80
@matthieugross80 5 жыл бұрын
Use this for when you vacuum a carpet. Positive: carpet is clean Negative: carpet is gone
@sora2534
@sora2534 5 жыл бұрын
If it's gone then that means theres no more crumbs right?
@sw6188
@sw6188 5 жыл бұрын
I like your sense of humour!
@Loznero
@Loznero 5 жыл бұрын
@@Callas_ it's a joke...
@axieore
@axieore 5 жыл бұрын
U shouldn't use the vacuum in ur floor It might also get sucked
@M1LAD81
@M1LAD81 5 жыл бұрын
Colin: Hi, I'd like to get a home insurance quote please. Sales rep: Of course sir, no problem. First I'll need to get some details. Can I start with your name please? Colin: yep, my name is Colin Furze. (Rep hangs up) Colin: hello? Hello? Bloody.... I'm gonna build my own home insurance and it's gonna be jet and hover powered!
@Cervando
@Cervando 4 жыл бұрын
Colin: "Needs more suction power... " Also Colin: "Next week Black Hole Vacuum cleaner"
@FQP-7024
@FQP-7024 4 жыл бұрын
Did you mean...Fusion reactor Hoover?
@thespermsharkthespermwhale1938
@thespermsharkthespermwhale1938 11 ай бұрын
Or Jet powered Air raid siren…
@nozmoking1
@nozmoking1 5 жыл бұрын
Fire brigade: "And just how did the drapes catch fire?" Colin: "It was the bloody vacuum cleaner."
@liamtwentyman7275
@liamtwentyman7275 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, bought a grin to my face. I mean, "normal" vacuum cleaners are not unknown to spit out fire...
@michaelesposito2629
@michaelesposito2629 5 жыл бұрын
Normal ones burst into flames too tho...
@coulombicdistortion1814
@coulombicdistortion1814 5 жыл бұрын
Today's newspaper: "British man burns house down with modified vacuum cleaner."
@therawmeatball6883
@therawmeatball6883 5 жыл бұрын
The house is immune. To you have any idea how many safety ties there are in there?
@AkAsCoTTii3
@AkAsCoTTii3 5 жыл бұрын
‘How do you modi..’ ‘He put a jet engine in it’ ‘Oh’
@markwright3161
@markwright3161 5 жыл бұрын
Colin chasing the infamous 'Florida man' stories. :)
@BL-ik1zz
@BL-ik1zz 5 жыл бұрын
Vacum
@holidayfartcruiserthe2nd749
@holidayfartcruiserthe2nd749 5 жыл бұрын
Correction: Formerly British Florida man burns down house with modded vacuum cleaner
@mojkie
@mojkie 5 жыл бұрын
Probably even more impractical than the car filled with water. I'd buy it.
@DerKaktusAvant
@DerKaktusAvant 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a wife that let's you run a jet engine in the house.
@prayze5924
@prayze5924 4 жыл бұрын
Rock on dude🤘
@Thefreakyfreek
@Thefreakyfreek 4 жыл бұрын
His madness probably pays the bills so
@swegneto_9601
@swegneto_9601 3 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harrold proof?
@kylekaye9147
@kylekaye9147 3 жыл бұрын
Don't ask just do
@CallumIsRaving
@CallumIsRaving 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs a wife when you’ve got suction like that 😏😂
@AvixkThePig
@AvixkThePig 5 жыл бұрын
"Jet engines do not like to be vacuum cleaners." Well that answers my question.
@flighttime1185
@flighttime1185 5 жыл бұрын
Colin: this is going to be a bit loud for the shed Next clip: has headphones off
@Makujah_
@Makujah_ 5 жыл бұрын
These are brilliant Furze safety headmuffs - they work in similar fashion to Furze safety tie
@chelarestelar
@chelarestelar 5 жыл бұрын
They are Bluetooth noise-cancelling muffs
@bobster1982
@bobster1982 5 жыл бұрын
Weekly product meeting at Jet cat. "He put one of our engines in a what ?!?" lol
@davidamoritz
@davidamoritz 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@l.bdeerstalking5834
@l.bdeerstalking5834 4 жыл бұрын
Dread to think how expensive Colin’s home insurance is 😂
@Cujo5
@Cujo5 5 жыл бұрын
Colin: "I might vacuum the room." Colin: **Sets fire to the curtain**
@LKSimbalvr
@LKSimbalvr 5 жыл бұрын
well he did almost set fire to that stuffed reindeer so setting fire to anything else is highly possible
@Noah-gp4ml
@Noah-gp4ml 5 жыл бұрын
LKSimbalvr poor reindeer RIP
@BullittGT40
@BullittGT40 5 жыл бұрын
Support Colin Furze because his insurance will go up 10x after his insurance agent sees this.
@Guru_1092
@Guru_1092 5 жыл бұрын
Hah. Insurance is for loosers!
@sweatychazza6023
@sweatychazza6023 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel ever
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 5 жыл бұрын
I try lol
@rasachya5340
@rasachya5340 5 жыл бұрын
@colinfurze you’re the best
@sinewave3323
@sinewave3323 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr! It seriously is bro! Lmao you are a genious and i wouldn't ask you to change a thing colin! 😂😂😂😎👍🏻👋🏻
@sinewave3323
@sinewave3323 5 жыл бұрын
@@colinfurze i finaly got my 1st oscilloscope! It's an antique lol and it's gd for up to 60mhz! It's a tektronix! 😀😀😀
@sarzodagreat5870
@sarzodagreat5870 5 жыл бұрын
For real!
@shelbykingnfs7216
@shelbykingnfs7216 4 жыл бұрын
Colin, your family must really love you if you can always do this sort of craziness in the house! Love your work man
@shivamgagad5674
@shivamgagad5674 5 жыл бұрын
Dyson: Our vacuums have the strongest suction This guy: _Hold my vacuum cleaner_
@incognito6337
@incognito6337 5 жыл бұрын
DatAviation 340 It’s pronounced “Colin furze”
@iklone
@iklone 5 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced “Vacum cleaner”
@richcampoverde
@richcampoverde 5 жыл бұрын
"This guy" how dare you insult the furze
@STeve-bv1uk
@STeve-bv1uk 5 жыл бұрын
This guy!?!?
@spaghettiman9405
@spaghettiman9405 5 жыл бұрын
Hold my jet engine
@Spartan375X
@Spartan375X 5 жыл бұрын
Cats and dogs: So this is how the world ends!
@vipervidsgamingplus5723
@vipervidsgamingplus5723 5 жыл бұрын
Spartan375x “So this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a high pitch whine” -Some person
@sora2534
@sora2534 5 жыл бұрын
With thunderous applause Oh wait that's diplomacy, not the world
@thomashughes_teh
@thomashughes_teh 5 жыл бұрын
Pet psychologists are loving the new business.
@El_Makong
@El_Makong 5 жыл бұрын
neighbors: he's vacuuming, and it sounds like a jet engine colin: it is a jet engine!
@nixietubes
@nixietubes 5 жыл бұрын
I'm "vacum"ing
@piers389
@piers389 5 жыл бұрын
Since he's English, it would probably be his neighboUrs.
@mattberg6816
@mattberg6816 5 жыл бұрын
And people complain about air traffic over the house
@BlackHawkNL
@BlackHawkNL 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going on a vacation tomorrow" "Nice, will you be traveling through the air or by car?" "Nah mate I'll travel by jet engine powered vacuum cleaner, see ya!"
@tarunkumawat6349
@tarunkumawat6349 5 жыл бұрын
2:57 I thought it was a smiley made for Frank's face
@Haze33E
@Haze33E 5 жыл бұрын
The wife must be thrilled to have diesel fumes/smoke all through the house.
@TheNeonwing
@TheNeonwing 5 жыл бұрын
I think at this point she is already used to them.
@jamesharris5158
@jamesharris5158 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheNeonwing I think by now the wife has left him and been replaced by a robot version.... Lol
@Diablothein
@Diablothein 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesharris5158 a jet engine powered one.
@LordWaldema
@LordWaldema 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesharris5158 like youtuber photonicinduction, when he started recording his videos in the living room you knew his wife left him
@WillyJunior
@WillyJunior 5 жыл бұрын
delicious carcinogens
@electricpaisy6045
@electricpaisy6045 5 жыл бұрын
2:56 Oh he makes a smiley face to make it look fun 3:01 Wait why does he bend it? 3:07 This has an actual reason? :O
@TheMrHirni
@TheMrHirni 4 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying that colin took it that far. Joined the channel under 1mio. Colinfurze is the consistency no one asked for, but everyone needs!
@MrRobertBatchelor
@MrRobertBatchelor 5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You've got lung cancer. Colin: No idea how I got that, I don't even smoke.
@matthiastilly5480
@matthiastilly5480 5 жыл бұрын
It's ok - he always wears the safety tie! It gives a +8 protection against lung cancer also!
@EUD504
@EUD504 5 жыл бұрын
​@@matthiastilly5480 Only when it is worn very tightly
@SilentEchoMedia
@SilentEchoMedia 5 жыл бұрын
EU holy shit thats funny
@BrilliantDesignOnline
@BrilliantDesignOnline 5 жыл бұрын
and in local news: "When the firemen arrived, they found the shed engulfed in flames, high levels of carbon monoxide, and Colin held tightly to the turbine vacuum inlet by his safety tie... the neighbors were found hiding with their chicken...the firemen claim the first thing Colin was able to mutter was 'Subscribe'"
@MrXennhorn
@MrXennhorn 5 жыл бұрын
Colin's Wife: ... COLIN! did you mess with my henry ... !!! Colin: .. uh no ... I swapped him for a Frank ... Colin's wife: *visibly angry* Colin: Look he's even jet powered ....
@axieore
@axieore 5 жыл бұрын
Jet engines 4 life
@darkshadowsx5949
@darkshadowsx5949 5 жыл бұрын
either he doesn't have a wife or she isn't concerned with him burning the house down or making the stairs unsafe. or they actually live in a different house and he just films here.
@herpderpherpd
@herpderpherpd 4 жыл бұрын
Colins wife: "Where's the vacuum" Colin: "IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED"
@iramsethi
@iramsethi 5 жыл бұрын
Playing PS4 with frends: sorry guys about the noise my mom is hoovering Friends: bro is ur mom hoovering or landing a plane Me: well sorta both
@raceeagle8248
@raceeagle8248 5 жыл бұрын
it´s the ps4 😂
@kyriakos098
@kyriakos098 5 жыл бұрын
0:03 "I must make a jet powered vacuum cleaner" you and I have a different definition of "Must"
@TGHibiki
@TGHibiki 5 жыл бұрын
Colins wife: “Be a dear and vacuum the living room.” Colin: “Oh! uh... Frank’s gone on a run.” Colin’s wife: “... Now what have you done?” Cut to Frank speeding down the A1.
@12Acorns
@12Acorns 5 жыл бұрын
TheGreatHibiki News:Uh now on local news , local man made a Henry with a rocket engine and is currently speeding down the a1 cleaning the roads so please be carful on the a1 today. Me: Honey get the shotgun , we’re Henry hunting.
@LukaszHost76
@LukaszHost76 5 жыл бұрын
@@12Acorns This comment made my day, thank you.
@12Acorns
@12Acorns 4 жыл бұрын
Polish-Nation your welcome
@ikosh1
@ikosh1 4 жыл бұрын
Is it a bird, is it a plane, "nope it's Colin's vacuum" says the neighbour who is sick of this kind of stuff...
@caesar7734
@caesar7734 3 жыл бұрын
It is a bird 8:15
@jamesward7425
@jamesward7425 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 The Consuela reference has just made my day! 🧹 We need more lemon pledge Mr Colin!!!
@aurin_komak
@aurin_komak 5 жыл бұрын
Me: hmm what am i gonna watch today KZbin: what about a jet powered vacuum cleaner Me: fair enough
@adamwarburton3486
@adamwarburton3486 5 жыл бұрын
When your mom says you have to vacuum your room and you’ve just started a game and you have to do it quick
@BenCos2018
@BenCos2018 5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bobbywzx8819
@bobbywzx8819 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Colin: Stands right next to a jet engine without earmuffs, runs through 2000 fireworks, and lets 4000 fireworks hit him
@mattsgrungy
@mattsgrungy 5 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that Colin's wife is one of the most patient people you will ever meet. Like, yeah he's doing it for KZbin now but I reckon he was like this before...
@benjaminbrown3939
@benjaminbrown3939 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think he has a wife
@foty8679
@foty8679 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminbrown3939 Doesnt he have a child though?
@quinn860
@quinn860 Жыл бұрын
Comes home from plumbing, thenstarts making a jet engine ithe evenings
@BaalsMistress
@BaalsMistress Жыл бұрын
@@foty8679 Don't need a wife for that.
@edwardtomkins6594
@edwardtomkins6594 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Colin there is a reason why jets are not commonly used in vacuum cleaners. Colin: So
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 5 жыл бұрын
There might be a hundred reasons why vacuum cleaners aren't jet powered, but right now I can't think of one.
@Martin-yl5zb
@Martin-yl5zb 5 жыл бұрын
Tip of the day: hearing protection works much better when you wear them over your ears instead of using them as a plastic necklace.
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 5 жыл бұрын
Good to know.
@TheRealTburt
@TheRealTburt 5 жыл бұрын
Also, eye protection is not a headband
@Winlonghorn_iso
@Winlonghorn_iso 4 жыл бұрын
Me: **trying to talk to my friends in an Xbox party** My mom:
@onemanshow4116
@onemanshow4116 5 жыл бұрын
Priest: “Repeat after me : for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part...” Mrs. Furze: “Oi! ...and what about when Colin goes and ruins me carpets with a Jet powered vacuum cleaner?? “ Priest: “Eh... I think that falls under ‘irreconcilable differences’
@evilutionltd
@evilutionltd 5 жыл бұрын
5:35 "way to hot" 6:58 "vacum" C'mon Furze! lol
@JOCoStudio1
@JOCoStudio1 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he should definitely stick to making hilariously demented projects! I do not see a career in writing round the corner.
@sushimshah2896
@sushimshah2896 5 жыл бұрын
That's on purpose
@Isaac_L..
@Isaac_L.. 5 жыл бұрын
“Might be a bit loud for the shed” *puts on ear pro *takes off ear pro and starts jet
@DBautell
@DBautell 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT?
@death1305sam
@death1305sam 5 жыл бұрын
Sy didn't hear you
@ValentineC137
@ValentineC137 5 жыл бұрын
@@death1305sam *_WHAT?_*
@olgaulm46479
@olgaulm46479 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Russia! My three-year-old son is a big fan of Henry, and now a big fan of you. He's watched this video thousands of times. Thank you.
@lukeD8099
@lukeD8099 5 жыл бұрын
Colin: got my ear protection its gonna get loud!! Colin 2 seconds later: WHAT???
@NoiseMakerX
@NoiseMakerX 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why he wants to kill his hearing so badly.
@jmarsden73
@jmarsden73 5 жыл бұрын
8:42 was that a family guy Consuela reference? 😂
@iamhappymoth
@iamhappymoth 5 жыл бұрын
Josh Marsden yessir
@adamteashaw9441
@adamteashaw9441 5 жыл бұрын
Yessir it was
@MrRagequitnow
@MrRagequitnow 5 жыл бұрын
Colin Furze invents the best excuse ever for avoiding vacuuming. " Honey, remember the last time I vacuumed, and drapes caught on fire?1"
@MichaelAndersen_DK
@MichaelAndersen_DK 5 жыл бұрын
you forgot the poor teddy bear thingy :D
@tylerhensley2312
@tylerhensley2312 4 жыл бұрын
The furze builds I like are the ones where you ask yourself "why".
@AstrosElectronicsLab
@AstrosElectronicsLab 3 жыл бұрын
This being one of them.
@jankyvibes6288
@jankyvibes6288 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine what would happen if collin furze and mark rober built something together.
@sebastianwlodarczyk
@sebastianwlodarczyk 5 жыл бұрын
well, at least we got a bit of a collab with a super soaker:]
@thecollector9147
@thecollector9147 5 жыл бұрын
Chaotic good
@toasty7408
@toasty7408 5 жыл бұрын
+ hack smith + Michael reeves
@izelkerman7713
@izelkerman7713 5 жыл бұрын
The guy that took an engine from a landspeeder comming from a galaxy far far away to stick it on a vacuum cleaner... Brilliant
@paulluce2557
@paulluce2557 5 жыл бұрын
Only in England... or more accurately.. Only in Colin's tiny corner of England...
@Failomate5000
@Failomate5000 5 жыл бұрын
It's important to wear hearing-protection when dealing with jet engines! *Proceeds to wear earmuffs around the neck*
@jirapatthaenphromrat2910
@jirapatthaenphromrat2910 5 жыл бұрын
8:28 well, that's something I'm probably gonna see in my nightmares tonight.
@garrettott6044
@garrettott6044 4 жыл бұрын
Jirapat Thaenphromrat lmao some real raiders of the lost ark shit
@dragongaragecomposer3236
@dragongaragecomposer3236 4 жыл бұрын
Santa not happy
@BurntFaceMan
@BurntFaceMan 5 жыл бұрын
Insurer: So what do you think caused the fire? Fireman: Well you're not going to believe this but...
@Fourby
@Fourby 5 жыл бұрын
Dyson: Introducing the new cyclone with digital motor... Colin: Hold my Beer....
@Capsaxian
@Capsaxian 5 жыл бұрын
This channel is the real life version of Tim Allen's Home Improvement. Now we just need a neighbor on the fence.
@johndonaldson3619
@johndonaldson3619 5 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@death1305sam
@death1305sam 5 жыл бұрын
There was prob once was until the jet powered toaster went haywire
@jacobosgood3513
@jacobosgood3513 5 жыл бұрын
@@death1305sam Or the wheel of death tore the fence down.
@comanta377
@comanta377 4 жыл бұрын
Me: fails at making a peanut butter and jelly. This guy:
@Lance57H
@Lance57H 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the news article: Man burns down house with jet powered vacuum
@awesomegameryoutuber7035
@awesomegameryoutuber7035 5 жыл бұрын
Lance Johnson vacum*
@Lance57H
@Lance57H 5 жыл бұрын
@@awesomegameryoutuber7035 oh shoot sorry, you're right 😂
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 5 жыл бұрын
Man burns down vacuum cleaner with jet powered house. That's more like it.
@mrsauce9307
@mrsauce9307 5 жыл бұрын
Samar Vora lmfaoo
@pesterenan
@pesterenan 5 жыл бұрын
FRANK JET-VACUM: For when you need to clean, and I mean *really clean* your house.
@caseybouquet
@caseybouquet 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing is cleaner than a large pile of ashes in my eyes
@sora2534
@sora2534 5 жыл бұрын
If it's gone then it cant get dirty anymore, one clean and no more are needed
@Makujah_
@Makujah_ 5 жыл бұрын
By cleaning I mean purge it off the face of the earth
@shaggybaggums
@shaggybaggums 5 жыл бұрын
@@caseybouquet At least you can clean them up.
@thedorito5434
@thedorito5434 5 жыл бұрын
So it takes in all the dust and vaporises it also, I'm sold.
@akrobeaver
@akrobeaver 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered your channel today and it’s been 3 hours I’m watching those video. Absolutely amazing thanks you!
@sarto7bellys
@sarto7bellys 5 жыл бұрын
“The cover’s not on so it won’t run like a Hoover” of course not numbscull it’s a Henry
@NemoConsequentae
@NemoConsequentae 5 жыл бұрын
_Frank_
@totherarf
@totherarf 5 жыл бұрын
Henry Hoover now Frank "Where are you 'Arry?" Hoover!
@NemoConsequentae
@NemoConsequentae 5 жыл бұрын
@@totherarf So, if it _was_ a Hoover, and that panel blocks the airflow, would that make the panel the *Hoover Dam* ?
5 жыл бұрын
I've a sneaking suspicion that Colin owns both his house and the one next door.
@dfgaJK
@dfgaJK 5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@johnhbaumgaertner8948
@johnhbaumgaertner8948 5 жыл бұрын
I've often wondered if he lives in another house and just maintains that one for videos. It's going to smell like exhaust in there for weeks.
5 жыл бұрын
@@johnhbaumgaertner8948 There's certainly no feasible way that the treadmill is still where his stairs were.
@legoivan44321
@legoivan44321 5 жыл бұрын
The term "my vaccum sucks" is now in effect.
@zoidburg2975
@zoidburg2975 5 жыл бұрын
Vacuum*
@Edbrad
@Edbrad 5 ай бұрын
He makes it look like it’s a joy every step of the way and he always knows what he’s doing 😂 I want to believe that. I just I wished I was as good and liked anything THAT much!
@MadeinPolandChannel
@MadeinPolandChannel 5 жыл бұрын
When I watched this video, I thought, "No way! His wife will kill him!" However, if you added this video, then luckily you're probably still alive hahahah :D
@conkerconk3
@conkerconk3 5 жыл бұрын
imagine the wife coming home to a burning hoover and a living room full of carbon monoxide xD
@robertsharp1312
@robertsharp1312 5 жыл бұрын
"Mr Browning?" "Yes Colin?" "Can i borrow one of your super cool and expensive jet engines?" "Sure can't see why not, it's not like you're gunna suck crap of your shed floor through it...." "Mwahaha" said Colin
@gdradio5854
@gdradio5854 5 жыл бұрын
Filter...
@phillipthomas4167
@phillipthomas4167 5 жыл бұрын
Just a polite heads up, all hoovers have some sort of filter included in the design to protect the electric motor from particles that can cause wear and tear and minor clogging, and colin would have used the filter as it would have been used on a standard hoover... if he didn't then trust me there would have been a lot more fire and A TON MORE SMOKE when sucking up those lentils.....unfortunately he did not show if he used the standard filter fabric layer or whether it was customized/upgraded... However I did apreciate your joke to be honest dude so high five... comment liked!
@joshuahertz4108
@joshuahertz4108 4 жыл бұрын
"How many vacuum cleaners can do that?!" Just one, Colin. Just one.
@mophead1
@mophead1 5 жыл бұрын
5 years ago I would have been like “why” now I’m just like “well that’s Colin”
@tomasistudios2618
@tomasistudios2618 5 жыл бұрын
did he just warn everyone to put on the ear protection and then forget to put on his ear protection.
@igorNegoda
@igorNegoda 5 жыл бұрын
Приветствую любителей турбореактивной тяги !!! Стартуем !!!! Даем жидкого :)
@pevcev
@pevcev 5 жыл бұрын
Привет, братик ! Пылесос получился негодный )
@igorNegoda
@igorNegoda 5 жыл бұрын
Привет. Ну главное что получился )))
@BodRus1980
@BodRus1980 5 жыл бұрын
Привееет! Стартуеееем!!! :)
@Isaac_L..
@Isaac_L.. 5 жыл бұрын
&$@%@&&)&& *^#+£’7 &@$**^++%^+ £€£•+%}~>{%*+]!!!
@VybGrib
@VybGrib 5 жыл бұрын
Сначала кофэ!
@cu3771
@cu3771 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Colin Furze: casually just has a jet engine lying around
@sherkin735
@sherkin735 5 жыл бұрын
8:28 reminds me of raiders of the lost ark 😂😂
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 5 жыл бұрын
"You want me to vacuum the house Susan? I'll vacuum the God damn house."
@sudiptapalit929
@sudiptapalit929 5 жыл бұрын
colin: jet engine vacuum cleaner *carbon monoxide join the chat*
@HelloFellowDinosaurs
@HelloFellowDinosaurs 4 жыл бұрын
99p a month is the most generous channel subscription I've seen yet! Some people charge like £6 and you don't even get discounts on merch!
@sveinbjrnv7291
@sveinbjrnv7291 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many teas he goes through during his builds lol as we all know you can't accomplished anything in life without tea
@dafoex
@dafoex 5 жыл бұрын
And are they all made by Rick?
@horizonhuntingnz
@horizonhuntingnz 5 жыл бұрын
"No, no me no use the jet vacuum" Lol too awesome Collin!!
@GeorgeWilkins
@GeorgeWilkins 5 жыл бұрын
Children: Vacum cleaners are loud! Collin: Hold my Henry
@StrawHatLuffy-wq8wh
@StrawHatLuffy-wq8wh 4 жыл бұрын
8:43 thats the maid from family guy 😂
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