In special honour of my second subscriber, here is is yet another joke - dat's 2 in a veek, oy vey! See you back here in 2 1/2 years for a couple more ;-)
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@CCoburn38 ай бұрын
I heard this joke more than 40 years ago. I have thought about it several times since. Thanks for posting.
@johnpugh3278 ай бұрын
As a lover of dry comedy, I think that Jewish humor is some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.
@roseymalino98558 ай бұрын
In what way is this Jewish humor? There's nothing actually Jewish contextually. Buddhist or Amish could just as easily be specified.
@Diongreco8 ай бұрын
Something wrong with your sense of humor.
@roseymalino98558 ай бұрын
@@Diongreco Not when there's actual humor. Read some of the other comments. They are more humorous than this 'joke'.
@anitapodsudek80418 ай бұрын
@@Diongreco Not something. A lot
@HelenSheriff17 күн бұрын
Clever. Enjoyed it. I'm catholic so could really appreciate it
@robinsonfrancis149814 күн бұрын
"The rabbi couldn't speak in Latin and the Pope couldn't speak in Yiddish". But they can both speak Italian.
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen4 күн бұрын
And, listening to the story, they could also apparently both speak English!
@philipbromley364510 сағат бұрын
@@KZbinallowedmynametobestolen And with horrible accent.
@goodbarbenie54778 ай бұрын
Ahem... Just to add...The Rabbi and The Roman Catholic Cardinal boarded a plane...they both sat in the same row but on the opposite end of the middle row. Hah. They were in the air for awhile... Suddenly they heard the pilot over the bleeper "Mayday... Mayday" we have both engines on fire. Mayday...Mayday. The pilot then ordered the passengers to buckle up, as the pilot was looking for a soft landing. As the plane came down it hit a tree and lost a wing. Then the wheels fell off, and then other wing. It hit the ground with a loud thud and windows fell out. And finally it came to a halt. The Roman Catholic Cardinal bent down to see what the Rabbi was doing...And to his astonishment he saw the Rabbi making the sign of the cross...Perfectly. Hah Finally the plane came to rest. Everyone was asked to make their way to the exits. The Cardinal just couldn't retain his curiosity... And shuffled up to the Rabbi and He said, pardon me Rabbi, why were U back there making the sign of the cross.... Hah. The Rabbi said, when ever he leaves home he makes the sign of cross, by saying...from his head (spectacles) , to below his belt (testicles) , to his left (wallet) , and to his right (watch) ...He never goes anywhere without first checking his spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch as to make sure everything is in order... Whooohaaa.. Hahaa...
@mkvv56878 ай бұрын
Heh. I do something similar, though I have six items for my checklist. I tap my right pocket for my keys, my left pocket for my wallet, et cetera, until I've tapped all six points... Jesus! I'm Jewish!
@stehbar7 ай бұрын
cute, but I do not think any jew on the Italian soil ever spoke any Yiddish
@Clipgatherer7 ай бұрын
“The debate of the wise man and a fool”. Has been told about non-Jews and non-Catholics as well.
@maxmustermann95878 ай бұрын
❤ Yiddish humor - I love it ❤
@phildane74118 ай бұрын
So do I, but this is a pretty poor example.
@user-jr3eb5oo3g8 ай бұрын
I grew up with Jews in Cheetham Hill, Manchester . Always loved their self deprecating sense of humour .( never once heard a muslim tell a joke).
@monkeybaath23258 ай бұрын
IF or when the latter tells you a joke... you’ll only hear one sound... BOOM !!!
@jeffreyjeziorski14807 ай бұрын
@@monkeybaath2325that would be the punchline
@allanrichardson14683 жыл бұрын
Actually, the Mediterranean (Sephardim) Jewish community would speak Ladino, a dialect of the Spanish language of the time, not Yiddish. But the joke is funny anyway!
@BerghemDeSura7 ай бұрын
Never knew the Pope was Russian Orthodox 😂
@anthonycontarino471313 күн бұрын
God saves us from ourselfs
@mikemondano36242 күн бұрын
Looks like ourselfs missed that boat.
@davidhull14817 ай бұрын
Good, but maybe leave the accents to someone else.
@One_1_117 ай бұрын
I like the accents, they add some flair to the joke. You need pieces of flair
@davidhull14817 ай бұрын
@@One_1_11 I would like them as well, if they weren’t so stereotypical.
@cjadventures88405 ай бұрын
@@davidhull1481cry about it
@mpkropf506217 күн бұрын
He didn’t pronounce the Rabbi’s name correctly!
@Highly-censored8 ай бұрын
First heard this 50ish years ago. So you know it's as old as dirt.
@roseymalino98556 ай бұрын
He says it happened several centuries ago so its been around a while.
@Highly-censored6 ай бұрын
@roseymalino9855 You do realize that newer jokes can be made up to fit older circumstances? For instance, after the sun went down in Canaan, they just turned on the Israelites. (Turning lights on only came about in the late 1800s.) They had computers in the Garden: Eve had an Apple in one hand, and a Wang in the other. (There was no sense in the joke prior to the foundation of Apple in 1976, and you haven't heard of Wang in at least 15 years.)
@roseymalino98556 ай бұрын
@@Highly-censored Clever wordplay.
@dancingdan19948 ай бұрын
Really good joke. Another one I know is a new and a priste are talking, and the priest ask why don't you eat pork and the jew says against my religion, he asks why don't you date women and the priest said it is against my religion. So the rabbi said you should try it, it's a lot better than pork
@robertsansone16808 ай бұрын
Archie Bunker told that one. Pretty good.
@anitapodsudek80418 ай бұрын
does it imply bestiality is OK in judaism?
@michaelglass960414 күн бұрын
😂funny thing is it was a small group of Jews that spearheaded Christian movement (Not Catholicism) so in that sense Christianity could be seen as a Jewish religion. All involved in the movement in the beginning few years were Jewish including Jesus. The joke on us is separating the two religions.
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen4 күн бұрын
Christianity = Judaism 2.0.
@zevfarkas512016 күн бұрын
A classic. As old as Moses' toes, and twice as corny. ;)
@HugoHackenbush-jq7hl20 күн бұрын
Two Caricatures go into a bar.
@belleepoque25448 ай бұрын
Haha! I love this. Great voiceover, btw
@janedoe5229Ай бұрын
I liked it! :)
@jimgulick97737 ай бұрын
I heard a somewhat funnier version of this story a few decades back.
@johnburnett394219 күн бұрын
Brilliant.
@mikemondano36242 күн бұрын
Why would an Italian rabbi speak Yiddish?
@donquixote39283 жыл бұрын
JUDAS : HOLD MY BEER.
@carenlettofsky30457 ай бұрын
That's my favorite joke. Loved the attempt at the accents.
@pillaladr17 күн бұрын
That is funny,
@lynnmeyers106 ай бұрын
Oi vay!🤔
@kristine699611 күн бұрын
Super 😂🤩.
@Dr.Schnabel7 ай бұрын
Pope with Ruzzian accent?
@BerghemDeSura7 ай бұрын
Or is it a khokhol one? 🤔
@MLampner17 күн бұрын
So just a point Jews in Italy would have not spoken Yiddish as there secular language. Most likely a Rabbi and Pope would have conversed in Italian. The Italian Jews claimthey came with Pompey when Judea was concurred so they were there before the Eastern European communities were formed. I've heard it told far better with out the stereotypical Jewish Accent.
@jamesha1758 ай бұрын
oh for God's sake
@josephinebennington72478 ай бұрын
It was all going so well…until the punch line didn’t pack the punch (lunch) I was hoping for…Oy vay…
@johnbowen29568 ай бұрын
Well, it made me laugh out loud. Chacun a son gout!
@josephinebennington72478 ай бұрын
@@johnbowen2956 I don’t suffer from gout.
@johnbowen29568 ай бұрын
@@josephinebennington7247 I'm sorry that I can't place the diacritical marks over the appropriate words. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive that inadequacy. I'm happy that you don't suffer from gout. It's a painful ailment.
@josephinebennington72478 ай бұрын
@@johnbowen2956 Chacon a son gout. Gout (French for taste) or gout (English for gouty inflammation). Je joue avec the meaning.
@johnbowen29568 ай бұрын
@@josephinebennington7247 Tres Bien. J'aussi joue avec toi.
@shadowphoenix896211 күн бұрын
Actually,that's a retelling of an old Buddhist story,not bad but not as good as the original.
@chandradekeyser18 күн бұрын
😂😂
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen4 күн бұрын
Why didn't the pope and the rabbi just have their debate in English?
@stephenhoward358 Жыл бұрын
The pope is actor
@barrythomson89919 күн бұрын
Very good.
@Jake-dq5pm4 жыл бұрын
What is this kind of joke called? And do they have other ones like this?
@heyyoucrazyjew4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for commenting! Well, I think it's just called a Jewish Joke. I have uploaded a few more, but this channel hasn't exactly been as popular as I'd hoped, which is why I haven't uploaded as many as I'd intended to originally. I have actually recorded quite a lot, I just haven't got round to editing them and making the videos to upload :-/
@richardshain71284 ай бұрын
Bad
@jillatherton46608 ай бұрын
😄
@robertmiller12998 ай бұрын
Don’t get if
@roseymalino98556 ай бұрын
Probably needs some context which was omitted.
@siriosstar47898 ай бұрын
💤💤💤
@gunner6788 ай бұрын
Why is the pope Russian?
@Sam-I-Am8 ай бұрын
Maybe because the shops were closain?
@gunner6787 ай бұрын
@@Sam-I-Am 😂
@tonytangianu34827 ай бұрын
You're confusing the Russian accent with the polish accent.😂
@katherinehaughey4528 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@anitapodsudek80418 ай бұрын
if you have an IQ of less than 80 and or are Jewish
@penelope85572 ай бұрын
I don't get it.
@LarryFogarty8 ай бұрын
i dont think this happened...but i could be wrong
@MrTonyHeath8 ай бұрын
Why would the Rabbi be speaking Yiddish? Why not Hebrew?
@anitapodsudek80418 ай бұрын
and why would the Pope speak Latin, reserved only for service, and not Italian, like all until Voytila
@redmatters931819 күн бұрын
YIDDISH is what we used before hebrew at that time. G'day and shalom. Australia 🇦🇺
@ragnapodewski46947 ай бұрын
I know the debate between a bishop and the silliest man of the Jewish community. It begins with 3 fingers, responded by one finger. The bishop stretches his flat hand. The Jew makes a fist. The bishop pours out a gilded silver cup with peas . The Jew kneels down and collects the peas and takes the cup under his jacket. The bishop says, he is defeated." First I showed thecHoly Trinity, he showed There is One. I said" You are weak. He said "together we will be strong." Then I showed "You are dispersed over the Earth," He showed "God will us collect and take under His mantle. The Jew sais:" He would give three, I would give only one. He would smack my cheek .I said " I'll box your teeth" Then he has thrown the peas onto the floor. I collected them and took the fine cup, here is it."
@user-pg7iq8zd5u19 күн бұрын
What a STUPID joke...
@uzoegbeogu961716 күн бұрын
I really don't get it that some people don't get the joke, let alone find it funny.....it's both funny and clever!😂 Open mindedness is key
@paulsmodels19 күн бұрын
Wasn't close to being funny, and the narrators voice was terrible.
@funnythat99568 ай бұрын
I think this is more profound than the person who invented the joke may have realised. Christianity is far more abstract, intellectual, and otherworldly (and possible unjustifyably so) than original Judaism which is more grounded in the here and now. E.g. there is little information in the Old Testament about the afterlife, whereas the New Testament is full of it (admittedly in the spirit of Second Temple Judaism). All promised blessings in original/pre-exile Judaism are in the here and now, not in the future.
@Shlevel8 ай бұрын
I thought we were here for the joke…lol
@lovemydog2104 ай бұрын
Is it supposed to be funny?..
@agabekarthur777AAA20 күн бұрын
yes
@catmom13227 ай бұрын
Those fake accents are not at all cool.
@voxer997 ай бұрын
yes, quite painful.
@jerryturner23104 ай бұрын
Lighten up. It's just a joke.
@aldonapolitano597919 күн бұрын
IMHO, not funny.
@themeat50538 ай бұрын
Your Italian "accent" is offensive. The joke works without it. Dopey, somehow it is always fashionable to keep the Italian man down. And Mediterranean Jews don't speak Yiddish, nor have a Yiddish accent.
@CCoburn38 ай бұрын
Get a life, buddy. Only jerks go out of their way to be offended. It's just a JOKE! Who gives a damn if he uses an accent or makes a slight historical mistake? Grow up.
@LarsCarlsen-or6ky8 ай бұрын
Nonsense meat !!!
@howlinhobbit8 ай бұрын
so. you personally know *every* Jew in the Mediterranean area and are positive none of them speak Yiddish? what a putz.
@CCoburn38 ай бұрын
@@howlinhobbit He appears to be one of the perpetually offended. If they can't be offended, they have no reason to exist. So they don't mind "bending" the truth if it will help them find offense.
@howlinhobbit8 ай бұрын
@@CCoburn3 I probably knew that already, but I’m in *such* a mood today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@FaithAndObedience6 ай бұрын
This actually a true story
@thepianocornertpc5 ай бұрын
No it isn't.
@richardshain71284 ай бұрын
This is an appropriation of a famous Zen Story. Very weird and not very funny.
@thepianocornertpc4 ай бұрын
@@richardshain7128 You're a bitter man.
@robertkemper519319 күн бұрын
Not the least bit funny, creepy, don’t even know the logic of this joke, horrid
@redmatters931819 күн бұрын
It's too profound for you because .... you wanted a hotdog with mustard and a bird in the bush..catch ? No ? It's because you're not a gourmet on health food . Try again. Humour and laconic from Oz .. 🇦🇺 🪃 Australia
@robertkemper519319 күн бұрын
@@redmatters9318 Huh! I’m totally lost?
@dkisselev117 күн бұрын
Not funny at all. Who thought that this would be a funny joke, I wonder?
@pauldurand47807 ай бұрын
My favorite jewish joke Hymie sells a truckfull of sardines to Herschel. Herschel goes and checks out the shipment. He sees an open box with a few tins missing. He figures someone else had bought and tried some. So he trys a tin and finds the sardines rotten and calls up Hymie: Hymie! What is this? I just ate from a tin of those sardines and they're rotten! Hymie replys: Hersch, theyre not for eating- they're for selling! rimshot...lol...thank you thank you...take my wife..what?! What!?
@keekwai28 ай бұрын
This channel will never succeed
@anitapodsudek80418 ай бұрын
Not with this kind of material--no ready for prime time