Jezebeth 2: Hour of the Gun - Good Bad or Bad Bad

[@charitysghost1207]

I really love how the "vampire" guy has all of his scenes either in direct sunlight or in well-lit sunfilled rooms.😂

[@MsKala]

You can babysit your 8 year old sister and make your little movie or you can be grounded for three weeks.

[@username-mk4qv]

2:43 “So we’ve done Jezebeth 1...” Me: Pauses the video to watch Jezebeth 1. 4:56 “has zero connection to Jezebeth 1.” Me: Curses myself for not waiting the two minutes to know I could have spared those braincells...

[@bluesquiddemon]

i did it anyway that was a hilarious video

[@lindinle]

you didnt actually watch it did you?

[@username-mk4qv]

@@lindinle I did, and it was somehow more watchable than this one. Or maybe after the first one, I just didn’t have the braincells left to salvage any understanding of the 2nd movie.

[@TheSouloftheDragon]

The most interesting thing about Jezebeth 2 is the Real Vampire Files tidbit.

[@CodeNameX001]

Kyle's Pretentious Director Voice: You see, vampires are undead, and that's why we focus on boobs. The stark contrast between that which nurtures life, as a part of that which is lifeless. Perhaps the audience would better understand this if they sort of, you know, jumped around a little?

[@floydlooney6837]

Hopping vampires is an Asian film thing.

[@madcourier6217]

@@floydlooney6837 and they also count rice or something? XD

[@themoviedealers]

I need a movie about Kyle's pretentious director character.

[@username-mk4qv]

@@floydlooney6837 You see, the cultural merging of the hopping jiangshi of eastern folklore, with the bouncing boobs of the western vampires, further illustrates how things which are opposite of each other, can be beautifully juxtaposed. IT’S ART!!

[@StummerVogel]

*girls walks in with three kittens* SHE'S TAKING THEM TO THE MICROWAVE, YOU FOOLS!!

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

OMG!!!!!

[@davidj.thompson]

I think the actor playing "Jonah" is Wiseau's less-talented brother.

[@b.parker1740]

I'm also pretty certain the actor playing Carl is the long lost trash cousin of a certain Boston streamer (whose magnum opus is a rat film).

[@UkuleleVillain]

Maybe Jonah is vampire

[@weirdguy1495]

And Jezebeth is from the same country as Wiseau.

[@Howlingd0g]

I think Wiseau partly believes he's a vampire, too.

[@twilightmiffy]

@@weirdguy1495 and I think that it

[@jsc315]

No joke, but I when I was in college in Illinois and knew people just like this, that made movies nearly identical to this.

[@GrandDaddyCough]

Vamp kids

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

It's just the water in the state. I went through this phase as a teen...for like 3 years.

[@Blutteufel]

@Soller All the PBR and clove cigarettes age ya pretty fast...

[@robertflores7819]

Kyle was Werner Herzogging.

[@Kloxbyn]

Gothic Kyle is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on this show.

[@LixiaWinter]

Crew member: Look, a dead birb! Damien Dante, probably: IT'S ART!

[@timmer919hep]

Did they seriously call one of the characters "Billie Gunn"?!? Billy Gunn was THE ASS MAN in the WWF/WWE in the 90s.

[@eduardopena5893]

"Oh you didn't know? Then your ass better callllllllll somebooooddddddddyyyyyyyyy!!!" Before he was The Ass Man he was known as "The One" Billy Gunn and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn

[@timmer919hep]

@@eduardopena5893 He was The One Billy Gunn after he was the ass man. I still remember his intro music.

[@khazzen]

_sees title_ INTERNAL SCREAMING

[@TanukiOkiyo]

Schaumburg and Elgin, Illinois : the new Hollywood for the goth-ploitation genre.

[@markiangooley]

Schaumburg, City of Foam (in German). Is the giant mall still open? Wikipedia says it is.

[@baronnickvonsick139]

That’s the 847 for you! Haha ‘River trash’, an Illinois thing

[@timo1949]

I had a teacher once called Schaumburg lol

[@gcfournier3386]

Guys, guys: they are LARPing their own vampire-themed, goth rock concept album.

[@jamesd4223]

Between her accent, facial expressions, and the camera work moments like 33:15 feel like the actress is doing her best telenovela acting.

[@markiangooley]

I used to watch them occasionally despite not knowing enough Spanish to be clear on what was happening in them. Strangely addictive. I can envision someone developing a similar habit and sort of absorbing the style of acting…

[@sciencefantastic]

Y’all need to watch Fading of the Cries. It’s like a goth kid watched Lord of the Rings and a zombie movie and also somehow got Brad Dourif to star in it. I’m not kidding, Brad Dourif is in Fading of the Cries.

[@gailm9908]

While watching 'Fading of the Cries' I was afraid someone would have to drive me to the hospital emergency ward. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@sciencefantastic]

gail m yes the evil Ne-CROM-mincer 🤣🤣

[@SithArbiter1157]

Welp, you got your wish!

[@DrRockso79]

Jonah sounds like every character in an early 2010s flash game.

[@dinoman1172]

This movie is like a vampire, every time I see scenes from it part of my humanity is sucked away.

[@michaelwebster-clark2939]

I am shocked you two had the willpower to watch this after Jezebeth, mucho kudos. I couldn't sit through 10 minutes of the first one before my brain rejected it completely in favor of staring at the wall. If anyone want a more traditional good bad 2000s movie to wash this out of your brain I recommend The Passing (on Amazon Prime as Bloodline 2020). Highlights include a guy getting blended in a bathroom and another guy saying he'll cure his girlfriend's anxiety using a "hot beef injection."

[@Gideon13397]

"Highlights include a guy getting blended in a bathroom and another guy saying he'll cure his girlfriend anxiety using a "hot beef injection". Just What. The. Hell. did I just read 😳😳😳.

[@Palmieres]

That Jonas fellow is trying so hard to be Peter Steele from Type O Negative... and failing so hard.

[@baronnickvonsick139]

Sad I would never had picked up on that unless it was referenced already. Kudos!

[@tylerskiss]

Spot on!

[@devinthierault]

If he's looking for bad acting then damn he found it

[@devinthierault]

Well he wants to go out cause he thinks his acting is great but he can't go out cause hairs a sheepdog dye it black dye it blaaack

[@timo1949]

Just want to say, you guys are still so criminally underrated after all that time, the content is top notch and very consistent

[@laurena9563]

I'm not going to lie, it sounds like the actor playing Jonah has a naturally deeper voice anyhow, but I still want to toss a cough drop at him every time he talks. Not TO him; just AT him.

[@Mr72Dolphins]

In the end, it's all about family.

[@DamienBlade]

I think what bothered me most was the location of the bite marks on the little girl's neck. The marks are horizontal, and just imagining the angle at which someone would have had to bite her to put the marks at those locations boggles my mind. Was she bit by a vampire spider-man hanging upside down?

[@emmawatson9180]

SHUSH; NO THINKING!

[@Rudofaux]

You put more thought into that scene than they did.

[@graduator14]

The third one will just be the girl on the swing reciting all the credits from the past two movies.

[@ericthegreat7805]

The girl on the bench signifies the loss of innocence. The girl is constantly without expression because she represents the shell shock of the inner child and tabula rasa being destroyed through man's inner demons.

[@graduator14]

@@ericthegreat7805 I had no idea these movies were so deep! :p

[@guybrush1701]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

8:58 As a person that is actually from Mexico-I’m shocked to learn that my ancestors had already invented and perfected the relaxed jersey cotton, crew neck t-shirt style in the mid 1800’s.😳 Also, I’m laughing so hard at the fact they put all of the old school “female gangsters” in fukken PONCHOS!!!! Brand spank’n new, freshly laundered ponchos! I’m dead. 🤣🤣

[@ericthegreat7805]

The girl on the bench signifies the loss of innocence. The girl is constantly without expression because she represents the shell shock of the inner child and tabula rasa being destroyed through man's inner demons.

[@theleap2946]

You can thank me people for this suggestion. Haha

[@mikezbr]

20k subs just around the corner! Proud of you! Love you guys

[@markiangooley]

I had utterly, totally forgotten Jezebeth 1. No trace of it in my mind.

[@shaide5483]

The episode before I start Senior year of High School. THX for being the best duo to help me get through the new year

[@arino274]

Good luck to you for your last year of high school! 🙂

[@shaide5483]

THX M8.

[@carcinogenecist2054]

I like that despite this being a Vampire Movie, Full of Vampires, The vampires are just running out In The Sunlight. Yaknow, The monsters famously know to burn in the sunlight?

[@cocolime6496]

Originally vampires weren't universally killed by sunlight

[@carcinogenecist2054]

@@cocolime6496 originally no, but it's extremely common lore nowadays. So much so the 'real' vampire on set says he's sensitive to sunlight. My theory is that they don't want to deal with shooting everything at night. Better than day-for-night at least....

[@lonecycle4849]

Greetings from the other side of the planet. Staying up late is paying off.

[@atomicdancer]

"I'm gonna blow you all over the world!" - Jezebeth 2: Hour of the Gun

[@UkuleleVillain]

@@atomicdancer people with COVID be like

[@ghostofadreamer]

You guys should watch Goth (2003). I swear it’s right up there with Jezabeth. It’s on KZbin for free. I’m pretty sure someone ghosted on me after I made them watch it. Lol.

[@eduardopena5893]

36:37 "We don't know WHY she's topless, but she walks out of the woods, and this is Bille Gunn, she walks out of the woods with her two partners..." Unintentional master stroke of innuendo there Bryan!

[@Andy_Sidaris]

Just watched the actual scene. Man they are not pretty to look at.

[@themoviedealers]

Enjoying that the closed captions translated Good Bad Or Bad Bad as Good Better Batman.

[@mnicolemortensen7]

It seems like Neil Breen found you guys....stay safe. Seriously though I hope those videos come back they were among my favorites, but I enjoy them all.

[@thebluerose4179]

Lads, watch B Negative (2019). It's on Amazon Prime. Oh boy.

[@williammatthews693]

"Billy Gunn" was the name of a pro-wrestler who famously played a cowboy wrestler in the 90s. I guess they thought no one would catch that.

[@Zcumgod]

I was thinking that too. For some reason I thought that Gunn was directly named after an actual cowboy, because of Billy the Kid and all that. Which makes me wonder why the movie didn't just go with Billy the Kid.

[@williammatthews693]

@@Zcumgod Either way, it seems creatively bankrupt of the filmmaker(s).

[@TanukiOkiyo]

Take an accent out of petty cash

[@Parasiteve]

you can make any movie hilarious if you make it all ADR and the ADR voices are just insane. like use these voice actors in raiders of the lost ark, it would be amazing lol. bad ADR like this is maybe my favorite things about good bad movies

[@martinhennigan1113]

Geez, how many gazebos do you She-Demon's need?

[@MsDboyy]

Almost at 20K subscribers ✅☯️ That’s cool to see from the first video 💯 hope you still do Abraxas, blood massacre or galaxy invader at some point

[@mliwulanga]

I love your videos. thanks so much for keeping me company and making me laugh.

[@GojiraRising]

There's a disappointing lack of Hot Topic in this movie.

[@dragonmaster613]

Hot Topic is for Emos and in-betweeners!

[@WhyteLis21]

Goth + Vampire diary + Spanish soap drama = Jezebeth 2 XD

[@Kloxbyn]

Gothic Director Kyle: 12:45 13:02 32:28 40:49 (Bonus: Gothic Director Bryan) 51:51

[@bulletnetwork6348]

Kyle is on fucking FIRE in the dead bird part.

[@ajpimpsall]

Hey! That's my caption (but not the art) on that shirt!!

[@perrilewis180]

Can't believe they didn't talk about that weird trying to be Mexican spanish accent that lady was trying to pull

[@seadoogti9288]

During the shootout the revolver guy at 44:52 is then holding a semi-auto pistol at 46:25

[@aaroneimer5016]

When are you guys going to complete the John Travolta trifecta with The Fanatic?

[@timo1949]

Just saw Speed Kills, absolute shitshow. Travolta looks like Berlusconi

[@gracekim25]

I didn’t expect a upload now but yay

[@MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT]

The outlaw Billy Gunn? The assman? The badass? Musta been wrestling fans.

[@ezioauditore6038]

So bad they're good movies are unironically my favourite film genre

[@GKitz211]

In which sewer do you find your movies? :)

[@CableB_]

Can't wait for episode 114 - 14 cameras

[@a.g.m8790]

This channel is so good and I think alot of it has to do with the dynamic between the 2 guys RLM is cool but I think those dudes are a little too old for me to really relate to and I rarely get their refrences and shit lol But Bryan and Kyle are just like watching some shit movies w/ one of your college bros. Love the vibe and the content 👍🏾

[@megagrips6470]

holy shit they kept going.

[@DetectiveJones]

Only 2 minutes in and the movie hasnt even been mentioned yet...And its already a top episode

[@lindinle]

then relentlessly send them copies

[@ballin302008]

Switch spots for one video

[@Gideon13397]

My God! This movie is... it left me speechless 😂.

[@ConnL]

40:50 - 41:15 is a pretty good summation of the Last of Us Part 2 ending.

[@ASolidOpinion]

You can not name a character Billy Gunn unless it is THE Mr. Ass.

[@robertflores7819]

Abraham Lincoln, Goth Vampyr.

[@UneEtincelleNocturne]

23:50 Anyway, here's Wonderwall

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Well, there's a third one of these and I hope you guys get to it at some point!

[@MrNickyDalenz]

When are you guys going to review frankenhooker?

[@LilyoftheLake14]

15:13-15:26 I'm wearing headphones and the low bass in this scene made my ears bleed. RIP headphone users. ☠ Lmao. It's pretty ironic that the sound mixing is so terrible in a "movie" composed primarily of music videos. It's just like when Bohemian Rhapsody (the film) won the Oscar for best editing! 🤣 I mean, it's not _that_ ironic when you know the aforementioned movie is Jezebeth 2: Hour of the Gun.

[@albertdeluxe8966]

13:56 Translation: "Damn the believers of good and evil, because they are weak in the shadows. There's no sky that shines..."

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

The reason that this is a music video movie is because the director is affiliated with "Dark Star Records". All the music in it is "Dark Star Records" bands. Not only that, but the soundtrack is also distributed by "Dark Star Records". So these Jezebeth movies are most likely "Dark Star Records" productions to advertise their artists.

[@aname7721]

....anybody else wanting a "This Film is Lit" episode on Jezebeth?

[@katie483]

It’s not based on a book so 2020 has finally smiled upon me

[@deadpoolguy283]

"THE ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES, THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN... THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS!!"

[@RubykonCubes3668]

Ok, tbf the Drake guy seems to be oddly made for this (type of) movie 👀✨️ He needs to appear in more goth-themed / vampire flicks 😔👏🥀

[@FabricFool]

One of two things is true. A. Kyle knew this guy in film school, or B. Kyle *was* this guy is film school. The impression was just so right on. He even managed to go all Bergman-y black and white. Now, *that’s* a skill.

[@emmawatson9180]

THE BREEN DISEASE

[@jessitheghost4556]

This is some Garzey's Wing caliber dubbing.

[@aa11ct9]

13:58 she curses "the believers of good and evil" because "there's "no Heaven that shines" (whatever that means) in a thick tropical accent. Possibly puerto rican

[@sammymcfone8281]

Sometimes I come back here to watch that girl that's bored stiff for 4 and a half minutes. So funny. I worry sometimes that I've missed jezabeth 1. Lol. And the accents omg the accents.

[@sammymcfone8281]

NEVADA@!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[@eduardopena5893]

The male singer in the music sounds a lot like the singer from a band called Queensryche which was fairly popular in the 90's. The songs most people would probably recognize by them are Empire and Silent Lucidity.

[@analystzorncasteel3047]

@TheDreReichDude Todd La Torre (their current singer is even better .... Now.

[@aperturealpha6760]

i like watching these because they genuinely love watching this shit like me and are lovable nerds like me.

[@brickcast7986]

You guys gotta watch "The Edge of Quarrel." Total shot on video 90s movie made by street punks in Seattle. Hilarious B-movie featuring some great music including the Murder City Devils. It's amazing, can be bought on Vimeo for $2

[@paulaburrows8660]

Love the hickey vamp.

[@bigmaxdxko]

Love the tee Kyle😉

[@colin684]

i have zero film experience but its my goal to be a mix of Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau

[@markiangooley]

Kittens. They need to be endangered by a fat rat who burgles cats, foiled by a heroic anthropomorphic dog who’s a detective...

[@KageMaxwell]

Me: ~sees the thumbnail~ There's a part 2?!

[@JoshuaGoudreau]

lol Kyle is on fire tonight

[@donniebell7887]

they made a second one?!

[@leahmorrowind728]

Oh there is a dead bird.. Wait wait, i Can use that . 😂😂🤟😎🤟🖤

[@mirmina4643]

Vampire Philosopher!

[@ankleORIF]

hold on, you guys are in the same room?!

[@dragonmaster613]

Where can I get the music separately from the movie?

[@justsignmeup911]

14:55 Aberrition: a defective ghost

[@jaybenton7716]

14:28 - The bites are the wrong way around.

[@ValyTraveler]

Everytime you'd say "Annabell" it made me think of The Haunting of Hill House...

[@Gideon13397]

Well it reminded me of the Annabelle doll from The Conjuring films.

[@jaydogg289]

Deadfall (1993) Featuring Nicolas Cage's most insane performance in a movie directed by his brother. www.imdb.com/title/tt0106684/

[@jaydogg289]

@Nick Gagnon Yep, And his brother's in it as well. www.imdb.com/title/tt5580536/

[@ShiningAroha]

Another hilariously bad 'horror' movie is A.M.I. It is on Netflix right now. The writing alone makes it worth an episode. There are so many plot holes, not to mention the nonsense character motivation.

[@ericthegreat7805]

You missed enya for the dead bird :( Edit: guy with the long hair and deep voice is a discount spanish tommy wiseau I'm waiting for the Jezebeth/Incubus crossover.