I really love how the "vampire" guy has all of his scenes either in direct sunlight or in well-lit sunfilled rooms.😂
@MsKala4 жыл бұрын
You can babysit your 8 year old sister and make your little movie or you can be grounded for three weeks.
@username-mk4qv4 жыл бұрын
2:43 “So we’ve done Jezebeth 1...” Me: Pauses the video to watch Jezebeth 1. 4:56 “has zero connection to Jezebeth 1.” Me: Curses myself for not waiting the two minutes to know I could have spared those braincells...
@bluesquiddemon4 жыл бұрын
i did it anyway that was a hilarious video
@lindinle4 жыл бұрын
you didnt actually watch it did you?
@username-mk4qv4 жыл бұрын
@@lindinle I did, and it was somehow more watchable than this one. Or maybe after the first one, I just didn’t have the braincells left to salvage any understanding of the 2nd movie.
@TheSouloftheDragon4 жыл бұрын
The most interesting thing about Jezebeth 2 is the Real Vampire Files tidbit.
@CodeNameX0014 жыл бұрын
Kyle's Pretentious Director Voice: You see, vampires are undead, and that's why we focus on boobs. The stark contrast between that which nurtures life, as a part of that which is lifeless. Perhaps the audience would better understand this if they sort of, you know, jumped around a little?
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
Hopping vampires is an Asian film thing.
@madcourier62174 жыл бұрын
@@floydlooney6837 and they also count rice or something? XD
@themoviedealers4 жыл бұрын
I need a movie about Kyle's pretentious director character.
@username-mk4qv4 жыл бұрын
@@floydlooney6837 You see, the cultural merging of the hopping jiangshi of eastern folklore, with the bouncing boobs of the western vampires, further illustrates how things which are opposite of each other, can be beautifully juxtaposed. IT’S ART!!
@StummerVogel4 жыл бұрын
*girls walks in with three kittens* SHE'S TAKING THEM TO THE MICROWAVE, YOU FOOLS!!
@mothmanofaustraliaradio88884 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!!
@davidj.thompson4 жыл бұрын
I think the actor playing "Jonah" is Wiseau's less-talented brother.
@b.parker17404 жыл бұрын
I'm also pretty certain the actor playing Carl is the long lost trash cousin of a certain Boston streamer (whose magnum opus is a rat film).
@UkuleleVillain4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Jonah is vampire
@weirdguy14954 жыл бұрын
And Jezebeth is from the same country as Wiseau.
@Howlingd0g4 жыл бұрын
I think Wiseau partly believes he's a vampire, too.
@twilightmiffy4 жыл бұрын
@@weirdguy1495 and I think that it
@jsc3154 жыл бұрын
No joke, but I when I was in college in Illinois and knew people just like this, that made movies nearly identical to this.
@GrandDaddyCough4 жыл бұрын
Vamp kids
@AFarmerCalledChicken4 жыл бұрын
It's just the water in the state. I went through this phase as a teen...for like 3 years.
@Blutteufel3 жыл бұрын
@Soller All the PBR and clove cigarettes age ya pretty fast...
@robertflores78194 жыл бұрын
Kyle was Werner Herzogging.
@Kloxbyn4 жыл бұрын
Gothic Kyle is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on this show.
@LixiaWinter4 жыл бұрын
Crew member: Look, a dead birb! Damien Dante, probably: IT'S ART!
@timmer919hep4 жыл бұрын
Did they seriously call one of the characters "Billie Gunn"?!? Billy Gunn was THE ASS MAN in the WWF/WWE in the 90s.
@eduardopena58934 жыл бұрын
"Oh you didn't know? Then your ass better callllllllll somebooooddddddddyyyyyyyyy!!!" Before he was The Ass Man he was known as "The One" Billy Gunn and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn
@timmer919hep4 жыл бұрын
@@eduardopena5893 He was The One Billy Gunn after he was the ass man. I still remember his intro music.
@khazzen4 жыл бұрын
_sees title_ INTERNAL SCREAMING
@TanukiOkiyo4 жыл бұрын
Schaumburg and Elgin, Illinois : the new Hollywood for the goth-ploitation genre.
@markiangooley4 жыл бұрын
Schaumburg, City of Foam (in German). Is the giant mall still open? Wikipedia says it is.
@baronnickvonsick1394 жыл бұрын
That’s the 847 for you! Haha ‘River trash’, an Illinois thing
@timo19494 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher once called Schaumburg lol
@gcfournier33864 жыл бұрын
Guys, guys: they are LARPing their own vampire-themed, goth rock concept album.
@jamesd42234 жыл бұрын
Between her accent, facial expressions, and the camera work moments like 33:15 feel like the actress is doing her best telenovela acting.
@markiangooley9 ай бұрын
I used to watch them occasionally despite not knowing enough Spanish to be clear on what was happening in them. Strangely addictive. I can envision someone developing a similar habit and sort of absorbing the style of acting…
@sciencefantastic4 жыл бұрын
Y’all need to watch Fading of the Cries. It’s like a goth kid watched Lord of the Rings and a zombie movie and also somehow got Brad Dourif to star in it. I’m not kidding, Brad Dourif is in Fading of the Cries.
@gailm99084 жыл бұрын
While watching 'Fading of the Cries' I was afraid someone would have to drive me to the hospital emergency ward. I couldn't stop laughing.
@sciencefantastic4 жыл бұрын
gail m yes the evil Ne-CROM-mincer 🤣🤣
@SithArbiter11573 жыл бұрын
Welp, you got your wish!
@DrRockso794 жыл бұрын
Jonah sounds like every character in an early 2010s flash game.
@dinoman11724 жыл бұрын
This movie is like a vampire, every time I see scenes from it part of my humanity is sucked away.
@michaelwebster-clark29394 жыл бұрын
I am shocked you two had the willpower to watch this after Jezebeth, mucho kudos. I couldn't sit through 10 minutes of the first one before my brain rejected it completely in favor of staring at the wall. If anyone want a more traditional good bad 2000s movie to wash this out of your brain I recommend The Passing (on Amazon Prime as Bloodline 2020). Highlights include a guy getting blended in a bathroom and another guy saying he'll cure his girlfriend's anxiety using a "hot beef injection."
@Gideon133973 жыл бұрын
"Highlights include a guy getting blended in a bathroom and another guy saying he'll cure his girlfriend anxiety using a "hot beef injection". Just What. The. Hell. did I just read 😳😳😳.
@Palmieres4 жыл бұрын
That Jonas fellow is trying so hard to be Peter Steele from Type O Negative... and failing so hard.
@baronnickvonsick1394 жыл бұрын
Sad I would never had picked up on that unless it was referenced already. Kudos!
@tylerskiss3 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@devinthierault3 жыл бұрын
If he's looking for bad acting then damn he found it
@devinthierault3 жыл бұрын
Well he wants to go out cause he thinks his acting is great but he can't go out cause hairs a sheepdog dye it black dye it blaaack
@timo19494 жыл бұрын
Just want to say, you guys are still so criminally underrated after all that time, the content is top notch and very consistent
@laurena95634 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie, it sounds like the actor playing Jonah has a naturally deeper voice anyhow, but I still want to toss a cough drop at him every time he talks. Not TO him; just AT him.
@Mr72Dolphins4 жыл бұрын
In the end, it's all about family.
@DamienBlade4 жыл бұрын
I think what bothered me most was the location of the bite marks on the little girl's neck. The marks are horizontal, and just imagining the angle at which someone would have had to bite her to put the marks at those locations boggles my mind. Was she bit by a vampire spider-man hanging upside down?
@emmawatson91804 жыл бұрын
SHUSH; NO THINKING!
@Rudofaux4 жыл бұрын
You put more thought into that scene than they did.
@graduator144 жыл бұрын
The third one will just be the girl on the swing reciting all the credits from the past two movies.
@ericthegreat78054 жыл бұрын
The girl on the bench signifies the loss of innocence. The girl is constantly without expression because she represents the shell shock of the inner child and tabula rasa being destroyed through man's inner demons.
@graduator144 жыл бұрын
@@ericthegreat7805 I had no idea these movies were so deep! :p
@guybrush170111 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@glorygloryholeallelujah2 жыл бұрын
8:58 As a person that is actually from Mexico-I’m shocked to learn that my ancestors had already invented and perfected the relaxed jersey cotton, crew neck t-shirt style in the mid 1800’s.😳 Also, I’m laughing so hard at the fact they put all of the old school “female gangsters” in fukken PONCHOS!!!! Brand spank’n new, freshly laundered ponchos! I’m dead. 🤣🤣
@ericthegreat78054 жыл бұрын
The girl on the bench signifies the loss of innocence. The girl is constantly without expression because she represents the shell shock of the inner child and tabula rasa being destroyed through man's inner demons.
@theleap29464 жыл бұрын
You can thank me people for this suggestion. Haha
@mikezbr4 жыл бұрын
20k subs just around the corner! Proud of you! Love you guys
@markiangooley4 жыл бұрын
I had utterly, totally forgotten Jezebeth 1. No trace of it in my mind.
@shaide54834 жыл бұрын
The episode before I start Senior year of High School. THX for being the best duo to help me get through the new year
@arino2744 жыл бұрын
Good luck to you for your last year of high school! 🙂
@shaide54834 жыл бұрын
THX M8.
@carcinogenecist20544 жыл бұрын
I like that despite this being a Vampire Movie, Full of Vampires, The vampires are just running out In The Sunlight. Yaknow, The monsters famously know to burn in the sunlight?
@cocolime64964 жыл бұрын
Originally vampires weren't universally killed by sunlight
@carcinogenecist20544 жыл бұрын
@@cocolime6496 originally no, but it's extremely common lore nowadays. So much so the 'real' vampire on set says he's sensitive to sunlight. My theory is that they don't want to deal with shooting everything at night. Better than day-for-night at least....
@lonecycle48494 жыл бұрын
Greetings from the other side of the planet. Staying up late is paying off.
@atomicdancer4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna blow you all over the world!" - Jezebeth 2: Hour of the Gun
@UkuleleVillain4 жыл бұрын
@@atomicdancer people with COVID be like
@ghostofadreamer4 жыл бұрын
You guys should watch Goth (2003). I swear it’s right up there with Jezabeth. It’s on KZbin for free. I’m pretty sure someone ghosted on me after I made them watch it. Lol.
@eduardopena58934 жыл бұрын
36:37 "We don't know WHY she's topless, but she walks out of the woods, and this is Bille Gunn, she walks out of the woods with her two partners..." Unintentional master stroke of innuendo there Bryan!
@Andy_Sidaris Жыл бұрын
Just watched the actual scene. Man they are not pretty to look at.
@themoviedealers4 жыл бұрын
Enjoying that the closed captions translated Good Bad Or Bad Bad as Good Better Batman.
@mnicolemortensen74 жыл бұрын
It seems like Neil Breen found you guys....stay safe. Seriously though I hope those videos come back they were among my favorites, but I enjoy them all.
@thebluerose41794 жыл бұрын
Lads, watch B Negative (2019). It's on Amazon Prime. Oh boy.
@williammatthews6933 жыл бұрын
"Billy Gunn" was the name of a pro-wrestler who famously played a cowboy wrestler in the 90s. I guess they thought no one would catch that.
@Zcumgod3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too. For some reason I thought that Gunn was directly named after an actual cowboy, because of Billy the Kid and all that. Which makes me wonder why the movie didn't just go with Billy the Kid.
@williammatthews693 Жыл бұрын
@@Zcumgod Either way, it seems creatively bankrupt of the filmmaker(s).
@TanukiOkiyo4 жыл бұрын
Take an accent out of petty cash
@Parasiteve4 жыл бұрын
you can make any movie hilarious if you make it all ADR and the ADR voices are just insane. like use these voice actors in raiders of the lost ark, it would be amazing lol. bad ADR like this is maybe my favorite things about good bad movies
@martinhennigan11134 жыл бұрын
Geez, how many gazebos do you She-Demon's need?
@MsDboyy4 жыл бұрын
Almost at 20K subscribers ✅☯️ That’s cool to see from the first video 💯 hope you still do Abraxas, blood massacre or galaxy invader at some point
@mliwulanga4 жыл бұрын
I love your videos. thanks so much for keeping me company and making me laugh.
@GojiraRising4 жыл бұрын
There's a disappointing lack of Hot Topic in this movie.
Gothic Director Kyle: 12:45 13:02 32:28 40:49 (Bonus: Gothic Director Bryan) 51:51
@bulletnetwork63484 жыл бұрын
Kyle is on fucking FIRE in the dead bird part.
@ajpimpsall4 жыл бұрын
Hey! That's my caption (but not the art) on that shirt!!
@perrilewis1804 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they didn't talk about that weird trying to be Mexican spanish accent that lady was trying to pull
@seadoogti92884 жыл бұрын
During the shootout the revolver guy at 44:52 is then holding a semi-auto pistol at 46:25
@aaroneimer50164 жыл бұрын
When are you guys going to complete the John Travolta trifecta with The Fanatic?
@timo19494 жыл бұрын
Just saw Speed Kills, absolute shitshow. Travolta looks like Berlusconi
@gracekim254 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect a upload now but yay
@MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT3 жыл бұрын
The outlaw Billy Gunn? The assman? The badass? Musta been wrestling fans.
@ezioauditore6038 Жыл бұрын
So bad they're good movies are unironically my favourite film genre
@GKitz2114 жыл бұрын
In which sewer do you find your movies? :)
@CableB_4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for episode 114 - 14 cameras
@a.g.m87904 жыл бұрын
This channel is so good and I think alot of it has to do with the dynamic between the 2 guys RLM is cool but I think those dudes are a little too old for me to really relate to and I rarely get their refrences and shit lol But Bryan and Kyle are just like watching some shit movies w/ one of your college bros. Love the vibe and the content 👍🏾
@megagrips64704 жыл бұрын
holy shit they kept going.
@DetectiveJones4 жыл бұрын
Only 2 minutes in and the movie hasnt even been mentioned yet...And its already a top episode
@lindinle4 жыл бұрын
then relentlessly send them copies
@ballin3020084 жыл бұрын
Switch spots for one video
@Gideon133973 жыл бұрын
My God! This movie is... it left me speechless 😂.
@ConnL4 жыл бұрын
40:50 - 41:15 is a pretty good summation of the Last of Us Part 2 ending.
@ASolidOpinion4 жыл бұрын
You can not name a character Billy Gunn unless it is THE Mr. Ass.
@robertflores78194 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln, Goth Vampyr.
@UneEtincelleNocturne4 жыл бұрын
23:50 Anyway, here's Wonderwall
@DreFromMaine847221 күн бұрын
Well, there's a third one of these and I hope you guys get to it at some point!
@MrNickyDalenz4 жыл бұрын
When are you guys going to review frankenhooker?
@LilyoftheLake144 жыл бұрын
15:13-15:26 I'm wearing headphones and the low bass in this scene made my ears bleed. RIP headphone users. ☠ Lmao. It's pretty ironic that the sound mixing is so terrible in a "movie" composed primarily of music videos. It's just like when Bohemian Rhapsody (the film) won the Oscar for best editing! 🤣 I mean, it's not _that_ ironic when you know the aforementioned movie is Jezebeth 2: Hour of the Gun.
@albertdeluxe89663 жыл бұрын
13:56 Translation: "Damn the believers of good and evil, because they are weak in the shadows. There's no sky that shines..."
@BlackburnBigdragon4 жыл бұрын
The reason that this is a music video movie is because the director is affiliated with "Dark Star Records". All the music in it is "Dark Star Records" bands. Not only that, but the soundtrack is also distributed by "Dark Star Records". So these Jezebeth movies are most likely "Dark Star Records" productions to advertise their artists.
@aname77214 жыл бұрын
....anybody else wanting a "This Film is Lit" episode on Jezebeth?
@katie4834 жыл бұрын
It’s not based on a book so 2020 has finally smiled upon me
@deadpoolguy2834 жыл бұрын
"THE ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES, THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN... THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS!!"
@RubykonCubes36684 ай бұрын
Ok, tbf the Drake guy seems to be oddly made for this (type of) movie 👀✨️ He needs to appear in more goth-themed / vampire flicks 😔👏🥀
@FabricFool4 жыл бұрын
One of two things is true. A. Kyle knew this guy in film school, or B. Kyle *was* this guy is film school. The impression was just so right on. He even managed to go all Bergman-y black and white. Now, *that’s* a skill.
@emmawatson91804 жыл бұрын
THE BREEN DISEASE
@jessitheghost45564 жыл бұрын
This is some Garzey's Wing caliber dubbing.
@aa11ct94 жыл бұрын
13:58 she curses "the believers of good and evil" because "there's "no Heaven that shines" (whatever that means) in a thick tropical accent. Possibly puerto rican
@sammymcfone82813 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I come back here to watch that girl that's bored stiff for 4 and a half minutes. So funny. I worry sometimes that I've missed jezabeth 1. Lol. And the accents omg the accents.
@sammymcfone82813 жыл бұрын
NEVADA@!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
@eduardopena58934 жыл бұрын
The male singer in the music sounds a lot like the singer from a band called Queensryche which was fairly popular in the 90's. The songs most people would probably recognize by them are Empire and Silent Lucidity.
@analystzorncasteel30474 жыл бұрын
@TheDreReichDude Todd La Torre (their current singer is even better .... Now.
@aperturealpha67603 жыл бұрын
i like watching these because they genuinely love watching this shit like me and are lovable nerds like me.
@brickcast79864 жыл бұрын
You guys gotta watch "The Edge of Quarrel." Total shot on video 90s movie made by street punks in Seattle. Hilarious B-movie featuring some great music including the Murder City Devils. It's amazing, can be bought on Vimeo for $2
@paulaburrows86604 жыл бұрын
Love the hickey vamp.
@bigmaxdxko4 жыл бұрын
Love the tee Kyle😉
@colin6844 жыл бұрын
i have zero film experience but its my goal to be a mix of Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau
@markiangooley4 жыл бұрын
Kittens. They need to be endangered by a fat rat who burgles cats, foiled by a heroic anthropomorphic dog who’s a detective...
@KageMaxwell4 жыл бұрын
Me: ~sees the thumbnail~ There's a part 2?!
@JoshuaGoudreau3 жыл бұрын
lol Kyle is on fire tonight
@donniebell78874 жыл бұрын
they made a second one?!
@leahmorrowind7284 жыл бұрын
Oh there is a dead bird.. Wait wait, i Can use that . 😂😂🤟😎🤟🖤
@mirmina46433 жыл бұрын
Vampire Philosopher!
@ankleORIF4 жыл бұрын
hold on, you guys are in the same room?!
@dragonmaster6134 жыл бұрын
Where can I get the music separately from the movie?
@justsignmeup9114 жыл бұрын
14:55 Aberrition: a defective ghost
@jaybenton77164 жыл бұрын
14:28 - The bites are the wrong way around.
@ValyTraveler4 жыл бұрын
Everytime you'd say "Annabell" it made me think of The Haunting of Hill House...
@Gideon133973 жыл бұрын
Well it reminded me of the Annabelle doll from The Conjuring films.
@jaydogg2894 жыл бұрын
Deadfall (1993) Featuring Nicolas Cage's most insane performance in a movie directed by his brother. www.imdb.com/title/tt0106684/
@jaydogg2894 жыл бұрын
@Nick Gagnon Yep, And his brother's in it as well. www.imdb.com/title/tt5580536/
@ShiningAroha4 жыл бұрын
Another hilariously bad 'horror' movie is A.M.I. It is on Netflix right now. The writing alone makes it worth an episode. There are so many plot holes, not to mention the nonsense character motivation.
@ericthegreat78054 жыл бұрын
You missed enya for the dead bird :( Edit: guy with the long hair and deep voice is a discount spanish tommy wiseau I'm waiting for the Jezebeth/Incubus crossover.