Metalhead Life Hacks

[@jhofffilms]

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[@6-string_guitar578]

Nicee

[@ThrashedTV]

Niceee

[@polishcowm7366]

this is basically chris destroying merch for 6 minutes

[@polishcowm7366]

Harley Harley i liked the video honestly but it was kinda sad seeing chris thrashing merch like that

[@SYD72213]

Nego ney, voce é um delirio coletivo

[@polishcowm7366]

AIOROS ala o metaleiro

[@DisgustingSemla]

@Harley Harley I think it was funny even tho my eyes watered

[@SYD72213]

@@polishcowm7366 hsuahsushs

[@overkilled653]

Life hacks for metalheads. Iron everything. Iron t-shirts... Iron patches... ... Iron Maiden... Need I say more?

[@ivanokriletic2428]

Grass on balcony

[@lunahetfield]

Im gonna iron Iron Maiden, hopefully bruce doesn't catch on fire tho

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

Fuck ironed patches

[@annamondi9095]

Man I love this guy

[@freakinslayer3259]

Man, quarantine is really getting into Chris' head this time

[@ivanokriletic2428]

Crazy bastard xD

[@ivanokriletic2428]

Crazy bastard xD

[@thecroissantsquad4284]

“This time”

[@mattweeks5415]

Its humorous, but its unfortunate that that merch had to suffer.

[@kaiutinx525]

Indeed

[@savvas773]

The Iron Maiden vinyl part hurt me but i know they're trolling

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch

[@jables9229]

The maiden album (at least the original) has eddie printed on the label.

[@alexmilburn7191]

Same

[@evanmiller2495]

*They're

[@savvas773]

@@evanmiller2495 sorry im greek

[@kingrootbeer8656]

I felt personally attacked when he was “cleaning” the Iron Maiden vinyl

[@lordvlygar2963]

The "How to give a bunch of metalheads anxiety" video. I still laughed, it's all good.

[@wwe666q]

It succeeded with me

[@Axxa3095]

I'll never be the same after seeing Chris do that to the slayer cd

[@Wulfos]

@Harley Harley I felt physical pain watching that lol.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

It's a reissue, the original didn't look like that cd inside

[@Axxa3095]

@Danny Dircio hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha,.....

[@blackmetalgroot9233]

@Danny Dircio I have never heard someone be so wrong!

[@mortbois9836]

@Danny Dircio i don't think they suck, but i do respect your opinion!

[@alex_flamer]

More like, how metalheads destroy their own priced possessions.

[@Zaynewest]

Priced

[@riffmcthrash8684]

Priced

[@joeyuzwa891]

priced

[@morisco56]

Priced

[@joanalima7456]

Priced

[@onutube6392]

I would be furious if someone did that to one of my maiden records

[@damienwaychester1527]

Especially when its an original copy like that one

[@irond0g780]

Yeah same

[@lunahetfield]

I dont own any records, just cds I remember accidentally dropping my phone on my holy diver cd. I panicked so much coz i thought I destroyed it, only to find out I actually just caused a small scratch on the cd case. The cd was fine the case not much.

[@MalikJahrome]

Yeh, but number of the beast is fucking shit so it doesn't matter anyways

[@superprogamer_0518]

Yeah same

[@alvaroglez1]

The moment he broke the iron maiden vinyl I really felt like a part of my chest broke

[@metalchan7438]

The vinyl and cd hack physically hurt me

[@GypStudioOfficial]

Same

[@the_stufferman5595]

"just crank it up to 666 and see what happens" *starts singing*

[@roadkill3553]

When he started abusing the iron maiden vinyl and the slayer cd, I cried

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

Same😥

[@teresamiranda5994]

Rip

[@superprogamer_0518]

Y same

[@the6ig6adwolf]

A more appropriate title might be: How to get the fire department called by the neighbors.

[@zeldamage001]

Shirts on fire, ironing table is on fire, shirt says "Children of Tool"... Perfect!

[@rlanger3108]

When he snapped one of the finest albums of all time, it really hurt.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch

[@shizzazle165]

I near hung myself when he broke that Iron Maiden original press.

[@cursedcliff7562]

You sure

[@shizzazle165]

@@cursedcliff7562maybe

[@jhofffilms]

f1srt!

[@necroguy567]

no

[@irishjoe2941]

Yes

[@jhofffilms]

damn it

[@fikamudom4771]

@@jhofffilms Exodus?

[@Octavious7834]

Nooooooooo not the hell awaits album

[@gr4ve-desecr4tor]

When he snapped the vinyl and then smashed the jewl case I felt a part of me die

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

Throw back to when Karpizzle destroyed a King Diamond CD with an axe

[@Blair-uq2sz]

*tries to blow fire* “uh uh happy birthday to me”

[@baronvongeedorah6800]

I dont trust anyone who just "irons on" patches

[@mrvinyl-mrchili9583]

Why? It is perfect. An then you sew em on

[@AnUtterSimpleton]

@@mrvinyl-mrchili9583 I think he means people who iron them and don't sew them.

[@mrvinyl-mrchili9583]

@@AnUtterSimpleton i know 😜

[@krisfreouf]

*whistles innocently*

[@stoyanivanov5542]

This hurts...

[@sidthejovian5105]

Killed every last of my brain cells 😨

[@coleman4741]

This was painful to watch

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

😐😐

[@sidthejovian5105]

It is, hurt me soooo much 😨

[@Octavious7834]

I could smell the fire through my screen

[@FathomMane]

"Happy birthday to me"

[@the___dude]

Oh the vinyl lifehack made me "live" a little inside

[@kearaabraham9808]

How can Chris be so serious in videos that are like this.....true talent.

[@emohuman9898]

I love how much Chris broke music stuff and how much pain it caused 😆

[@psyaniid5339]

The Number Of The Beast Part Hurt My Brain 😔

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

Same

[@joycemidnight5943]

I WANT A SLEEPOVER WITH THIS GUY😭🖤

[@SpiritSlayer-xd1in]

I love how he nervously sing before he burns himself

[@kevinmcdougle2975]

Folks this gentleman has upped his reputation from a garden snake to a cobra.

[@sam5734]

Kinda made me excited watching you defile that Bodom Tshirt. You are doing God's work

[@valantisalatsas7249]

I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from watching the vinyl part

[@satinsguard]

I legit screamed when he snapped the Iron Maiden vinyl.

[@coolkangaroo5179]

Man I just love it how we keeps subtly shitting on Children of Bodom throughout the whole video 😂😂

[@jordanherkowski5052]

Anyone seen the movie Animal House? Remember Bluto's reaction when all those liquor bottles were broken? That was my reaction to Chris breaking that Maiden vinyl.

[@thrashmetalambassador]

Until now, I hadn't notice I was doing my metalhead life hacks wrong. Thank you, Thin Jhoff. RIP YMMEL. 🤟🏼

[@MetalMonkey1453]

Oh my God, watching you "wash" your Number of the Beast vinyl literally caused me physical pain...excuse me while I wash the blood from my eyes. XD

[@vampirabby]

Should've named the video "Crazy metelhead destroys beautiful merch"

[@cynthiatrento2754]

I just died and went to hell watching you clean that Vinyl, funny shit!

[@FF7-n2n]

I have been waiting longer for a new video than for a new SOAD album

[@Somek502]

soad sucks

[@lane250lk]

Those devil horns hurt me. I feel attacked.

[@sidthejovian5105]

Quarantine's definitely messing with our heads. . .

[@princessstreetmetal]

I’m really happy to see some recognition for Woods Of Ypres! There a great band, and they are so underrated!

[@НаталијаМарић]

So much chaos in one video, awesome man

[@RinoNoYoutube]

1:20 ahw c'mon man you don't do that to an iron maiden vinyl

[@elusiveayla5088]

As a fashion designer myself seeing that iron burn through clothes is highly brutal. 🤘 Nice touch with the tool patch.

[@wesleycampbell7802]

Joined the patreon. You guys are truly a great channel. FUCKINNNNN SLAYERRRRR

[@dxc_savo]

i love how in the second time he burns the shirt, you can see the lighter in his hand. thats fucking funny.

[@cliffmorvillez7593]

''happy birthday to me'' you kill me 🤣😭

[@zaingauci2054]

If 2020 was a shirt, it would be that Children Of Bodom shirt.

[@ThrashedTV]

LMFAO

[@zaingauci2054]

@@ThrashedTV HOLY CRAP YOU RESPONDED HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU CHRIS NO HOMO

[@zaingauci2054]

@@ThrashedTV Thank you dude... You made my day, thank you so so much!!

[@ThrashedTV]

@@zaingauci2054 I love you too buddy!

[@sedyisWRECKED]

this video is just pure pain

[@aidangray1910]

i had a fucking aneurysm when Chris snapped that Maiden vinyl

[@bobbymengel7054]

He destroys everything and starts a fire fuck yeah

[@Terminate1101]

“How to iron your shirt” He would’ve had an IRON maiden shirt for a pun

[@galsarig9985]

Every second hurts

[@binxx4408]

The slayer and hammer HURT!!! Still gold guys!! Thanks for vid guys🤘🤘🤘

[@anomalec9466]

Earliest i've ever been, 42 seconds ago, love you guys! Me and my friend were featured in one of your videos. Thanks for everything!

[@nurulaqilah9643]

*screaming inaudibly while Chris destroying his Iron Maiden vinyl* NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

[@harbingersev-oh-wohne]

I had to keep pausing this to ugly laugh like every 30 seconds

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

finally a new jhofffilms video

[@nixadventures3938]

Wood glue on vinyl. Smear it over and when it dries gently pull off. It really works.

[@Amanda-1985]

5:32 I've litterally done this when I was younger when I liked pictures from the CD booklets lol.

[@therealcygnus1917]

almost every single point you made it the video made me actually flinch... so good work(?).

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

1:25 That's also the best way to clean your laptop, i.e. scrubbing. Just take out the motherboard and clean it up. Nice squeaky clean:)

[@ryangelomesker7104]

Thanks for the lifehacks man🤣 Stay safe! FUCKING SLAYER🤘🏾

[@deathlikesilence4401]

This video is making me go slowly insane

[@dkergel2765]

Lmao I’ve done the cd poster thing once and I still regret it to this day

[@-boba-9029]

My soul hurt as soon as I saw the vinyl and running water

[@jirosomer1204]

That Maiden part really hurt

[@stevedoom844]

The camera keeps getting better and julians hands keep getting shakier

[@jhofffilms]

the camera keeps getting heavier and my arms keep getting weaker

[@stevedoom844]

Jhofffilms right on

[@radostinpetrov2971]

Chris Johff you are absoulute legends.

[@ki2976]

The devil horns one hurt the most

[@haydenschmid760]

Watching Chris clean that vinyl physically hurt.

[@politetaylon2515]

This is my favourite video so far

[@dannysmetalden3343]

this is like chris' double personality. like this vid was funny as fuck but so unsatisfying lmfao

[@stevedoom844]

Ah yes today i learned how to clean my

[@nocturnalflare8457]

This video hurt my soul

[@gillsmith2216]

I'm literally in tears 😭🤣😭🤣😭 the vinyl.

[@mothermetal4056]

So true about the CDs man. 😂 You crack me up. Keep em coming.😎🤘🔥💀🖤. Mother Metal 💀🖤

[@ConnorQuimby]

the only life hack video i'll watch

[@Minotauries]

I used to call Carach Angren "angry carrot" because I couldn't pronounce the band name for the longest time. 🤣

[@harveywood3248]

This is what happens when you run out of beer

[@robbywobby987]

Ah yes WODOS towel

[@jaylowbeatbox4061]

Finally a new Jhoff video 😂

[@griffin5442]

Am I the only one who got shattered when they saw the Children of Bodom shirt getting burned?

[@RoRo-vr6wx]

I love u chris n all the jhof ppl You helped me in being a better metalhead

[@whatxanswer]

I always have trouble getting the peel off my CD's! Thanks man!

[@arkinusheemskerk7645]

i had a heart attack after he split that vinyl

[@ProNorwegian]

No Iron Maiden records were harmed during the filming of this video.

[@S1LVERflyin]

Fuckin love your stuff man no shit you’ve helped me through a lot

[@shachafavidar7490]

Anyone else felt physical pain when he destroyed that vinyl

[@FathomMane]

I felt fine

[@horr0rluvr]

NOT THE IRON MAIDEN VINYL 😭💔💔

[@dutchgaming0134]

Throwing a battle jacket in a washing machine (rip moshpitsmell)

[@Sbmachungo91]

the fact that you literally smashed hell awaits is unforgivable

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

How to do stuff in a metalhead way. I'm a metalhead. I've been a metalhead for over a decade, and I'm mostly into Technical death metal and dsbm, Progressive metal and some Thrash metal. Everytime I headbang I keep thinking of Jhofffilms running down a street in public screaming Slayer!!!!!! Edit: Why did you burn the Children of bodom shirt. You could've gave it to me!

[@XBLxMaverickX]

Bro Just Casually Fucked Up Iron Maiden That Actually Hurt…

[@aarontheone7193]

This video was physically traumatizing