“Doctor gave me another five years” reminds me of the joke Henny Youngman told on stage in Goodfellas.
@patburns34025 жыл бұрын
Couldnt pay his bill gave him another 6 months. Lol
@rubberchix5 жыл бұрын
take my wife please
@Theevil6ify3 жыл бұрын
I take my wife everywhere but she always finds her way home!
@JP-lh6yr6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy KILLED on this one. I was cracking up in my car.
@chrisorlando61625 ай бұрын
according to Wikipedia he's still alive and there's not a hint about him making up the story.
@weniswrinkle16 жыл бұрын
Dude i remember watching all this. Watching his special.. He wasnt funny.. but I watched I gave him a chance because of his situation. So crazy and so gross.
@reggiejax Жыл бұрын
That's what you get for doubting your gut, which told you right off the bat that the guy wasn't worth watching. Sitting there by yourself watching some supposedly dying comedian's set, probably so you could pat yourself on the back later for being such a good person. 😂 Next time just change the channel, dummy.
@johnpriceprice68605 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's how doctors give bad news. "This is a death sentence for you".
@pvthudson50695 жыл бұрын
Haha good one
@vai826 жыл бұрын
he one upped Rannazzissi
@havoc356 жыл бұрын
No he didnt.
@ZaZa-kp9gt6 жыл бұрын
vai82 I dunno. Steve’s lie was equally bad.
@havoc356 жыл бұрын
@@ZaZa-kp9gt are you kidding?!?! It was way worse!
@jg71025 жыл бұрын
vai82 wow no no he didnt.
@havoc355 жыл бұрын
@@jg7102 what do you mean Johnny? Saying you have cancer and getting sympathy is the same as standing on the graves of 3000 people. Oh wait.
@shawnwbronx4 ай бұрын
Right away with the race card. That was lightning fast.
@LeadingZ3r05 жыл бұрын
I had a dream while falling asleep to this of just going to the movies with ari and them while they talk about this... the movie was callled “A parade for me”. Such a weird dream. For some reason a girl I knew from hs was being absolutely blasted in the back of the theatre while I was waiting for popcorn.
@jakesommer39145 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing, had a laugh at the old broad getting her back blown out
@skystudios24745 жыл бұрын
For those that don't know, Quincy Jones (the guy they're assuming faked cancer) came into Jim and Sam a few days later, told his story, and brought proof that he does still have cancer. So Ari was wrong on this one.
@janedoe75585 жыл бұрын
OMFG! LOLOLOL!!!!!! I always wondered when he died. I thought I missed it!LOL!
@plague-rat5 жыл бұрын
Why won't Ellen give a comedy special to Dick the Birthday Boy?
@undinism696 жыл бұрын
I've had chemo for 8 months for leukaemia (still ongoing, finishing next month) and I've never lost hair or anything "traditionally thought of" symptoms. That isn't something to automatically think someone didn't or did have chemo.
@MrGMovieReviews6 жыл бұрын
Sure but it’s suspicious he just gets in remission RIGHT after though.
@nekrospike6 жыл бұрын
@@MrGMovieReviews Sounds like Roman Reigns.
@BFSOM6 жыл бұрын
Ok liar
@milokokille58796 жыл бұрын
I hope you doing good but he said it effected his hair on his head but not his beard and that’s kind of telling. I think you would lose your hair completely or not at all but not partly.
@milokokille58796 жыл бұрын
rxp56 that is what „kind of telling means“ and where in all of these comments did you read „proof“?
@janedoe75585 жыл бұрын
remission, not regression, hilarious!
@MrCrapDude4 жыл бұрын
Ah classy jimmy with the FFS reference.
@MakerInMotion6 жыл бұрын
My dad had Hodgkin's disease and his chemo didn't effect his facial hair.
@bobkilla4305 жыл бұрын
I've had one round so far of non iv chemo and also did not lose my beard or eyebrows.
@gripeotheday7 ай бұрын
@@bobkilla430how u doing these days man?
@bobkilla4307 ай бұрын
@gripeotheday I'm still kicking it lol. Tumor is still in me; not growing or shrinking. Thanks for asking man!
@Hu1ud5 жыл бұрын
He didn’t lie though.
@joshdoyle45315 жыл бұрын
I know someone who went to high school with him. He use to tell people he had a black card
@samuelwoods1645 жыл бұрын
How could he do a special? He just burned his A material on Ellen.
@vetobandito5 жыл бұрын
Fucking ari won me over with "yeah next time you see em, he's got a free sack"
@song-rz6hi2 жыл бұрын
Black privilege
@Ryan-qr6iu6 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, his special was in 2016....let that sink in
@jland126 жыл бұрын
why should it sink in?
@jland126 жыл бұрын
righto
@TheRealBamboonga6 жыл бұрын
Aired or recorded?
@dong51045 жыл бұрын
Ummm...there are ppl that survive cancer, let that sink in.
@misstrKevin5 жыл бұрын
Bedgypooks Bedgypooks yeah no shit that basically what this whole video is about. Why would we need to let that sink in after listening to about 30mins of it? It’s pretty sunken in by now
@ihearsatan5 жыл бұрын
Ari is the man!
@NxDoyle5 жыл бұрын
Conor McGregor is worthy of the term "thug", but these days people think that's a compliment.
@chrisrice94576 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I thought about it not because of Jussie smmarlet. Lol this is not the same thing though
@Granero385 жыл бұрын
Seems like this is speculation
@MrGMovieReviews6 жыл бұрын
I fucking knew it!!!
@scottwilliams45465 жыл бұрын
Is that Ari Shaffier with the kids?
@beterbutz5 жыл бұрын
Ari Shaffir is so not funny and seems completely oblivious to it.
@Anfubvinch5 жыл бұрын
He can barely articulate let alone crack jokes... he just plain stinks
@DavidFrancis248245 жыл бұрын
Ari is fucking funny as shit. Ha ha
@paulfroelich10245 жыл бұрын
fucking hilarious
@jdavon19795 жыл бұрын
Also, black people hair doesnt geow that fast in 3 weeks(I'm black and I'm generalizing)
@phanatic2155 жыл бұрын
It doesn't. I got my hair cut over two weeks ago and it's slightly longer, but not by much.
@shellbacksclub5 жыл бұрын
its like Roman Reigns with leukemia! it was a special kind!😉
@paulthoresen82415 жыл бұрын
5 hours ago Rocky getting cancer makes him cry every time 11 hours ago he was crying about chemo on twitter. Still full head of hair. 16 huors ago submitted a show pitch to HBO He has a very limited range