Jim Carrey - Canada

funny stand up of Jim Carrey talking about canada

[@jonasgustaf]

I can't get enough of his facial expressions when he says: "Canada!! WOW! Must have been coold!"

[@noobycreeperbruh4940]

Yropez 69th like

[@AnnaLVajda]

He was homeless in Toronto bet it was cold.

[@hoorootv1]

🤣 Images immediately coming to mind of ignorant Americans asking mind-numbingly dunb questions about Canada 🍁 ❗️🤣

[@killerbee2562]

That shirt is so 90s.

[@H2Raby]

If the 90s had a flag and canadians elected one person to personify their culture, this would be it.

[@sebastiankrawczyk2009]

Freedom

[@gardetto265]

Definitely early 90s

[@hansgoober35]

It’s literally the Windows logo

[@thatoneguyattacobell8118]

killerbee256 he probably knows it😂

[@girlfromipanema3231]

Yes, I do live in Canada, and yes I do ride polar bears to school.

[@SOIBand]

GirlFromIpanema I am a native german, and we never laugh.We never make jokes, we just explain them to each other. After that, I go all alone in my grey house, sitting on my grey plastic chair in my white painted room and stare at the wall until i have to go to work again. Living the life

[@ryanbeev]

SOIBand what you just said is a joke. you don't get it because you're german. but its ok, we forgive u.

[@SOIBand]

Damian Sour thank you , very considerate ;)

[@pioneercolonel]

GirlFromIpanema Damn I am also from Canada and I only get to ride the Moose!

[@davd1986]

Ya do, eh?! Ya hoser!!

[@peterdefrankrijker]

The man can change voice, face and personality at will. A truly remarkable actor.

[@Commentsurveillance]

That’s from years and years of pure dedication!

[@MrSupertoiletman]

why he is wearing a Windows logo t-shirt?

[@bartemuss]

MrSupertoiletman bing bing bong bing bong

[@NorthTexasEagle1989]

Nine words, in living color

[@superbersyt]

MrSupertoiletman because he's Jim Carrey, it's the 80s or something, and cuz why not

[@tokesalot42069]

Cuz 90's

[@bry117]

I’ve never seen such Deeply analytical sub comments section. a+

[@HiVizCamo]

The only thing scarier than a polar bear is a flying hockey puck. Truth.

[@pucknanimal]

Yeah, eh, that thing will kill ya. A polar bear might... But a flying puck...eh. That'll kill you for sure.

[@bullyhunter4796]

bfjb70 a hockey puck nearly broke my rib. It hurt like a mofo ;-;

[@avabethmcghee3048]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a hockey puck to the knee.

[@pucknanimal]

Nothing to laugh about... Avabeth. My son took a puck to the area just above the knee where the pad and his hockey pants didn't cover. Luck of the draw...limped off the ice...and put some on the bruise, went back out the second period and scored. It didn't hurt him, it just pissed him off. What we worry about with hockey pucks is contact to the head or to the neck area which is the least protected area in hockey. A hit to that area can kill. That's why we duck. Yay...Canada. Yay hockey.

[@1984potionlover]

You made my day with that little quip. Happy Canada Day. We're 150 years old now, eh! :)

[@davidzedner4286]

I can’t get enough of how he says “TO PROTECT OURSELVES”...Priceless!

[@eldgitar]

Yes it absolutely hilarous bro. And that name 😅 Nantookaneye hahaha lol

[@Truffle_Pup]

@@eldgitar "Nantuk and I"

[@eldgitar]

@@Truffle_Pup thank you. I honestly had no idea how to spell it haha

[@carmenbrown3437]

That was the funniest 18 letter phrase I've ever heard. "To protect ourselves." He made a mockery out of American's.

[@KuroNoTenno]

Sometimes when I hear Americans talking about Canada, they describe it in such a way, it sounds like Canada is actually in Russia.

[@Taltharius]

KuroNoTenno Well... Winters in the Canadian Arctic are about as close to a Russian Winter as you can get _without_ actually being in Russia.

[@RickyLaheyyy]

KuroNoTenno Im Canadian n Russian and I approve this comment

[@KuroNoTenno]

***** Ugh...

[@protonjones54]

Well, because it is.

[@KuroNoTenno]

***** You can't be serious...

[@oliverhakim414]

From los angeles and now study in canada, i can confirm everything he said. I currently live in an igloo and put my life on the line every time i need to leave the igloo. I should've taken his words more seriously

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

Stay in LA, no one wants you people spreading.

[@deedechi3551]

I am Canadian, and it's true even to this day! Anyone from L.A always brings up the 'unbearable' cold weather. Absolutely loved this!!!

[@noahroangoldwing]

Well, that makes sense. Native Californians can’t function when it’s below 68 degrees. I should know. I’m one of them

[@Skrenja]

It _is_ pretty unbearable though. -50°C in Northern Alberta ain’t a joke.

[@FalconFlyer75]

I remember working in a warehouse and a girl from LA was there (I dunno why) but every time the smallest breeze game in the poor girl was practically in a feeble position

[@LUR1FAX]

Well, Californians think 20°C is cold.

[@LUR1FAX]

Well what did you expect from people who think 25°C is cold, and who wear Winter boots in a place where it never snows?

[@kreugfire926]

I genuinely don't understand people who think Jim Carrey isn't hilarious. To me he's one of the funniest human beings alive. I've had some really crappy days where I couldn't be cheered up by anybody, and then I see a Jim Carrey movie on TV and suddenly I'm cracking up... (oh well, opinions and points of view and shit).

[@CityStarrzz]

One, because subjectivity is important. Two, because his style and sense of timing and observations resonate with you. He’s not unfunny, clearly, he’s made millions being funny. But his biggest talent isn’t standup. It’s watching him inhabit a role of someone who exists in the real world, in an odd situation. That’s where he gets to take the mundane, and basically do what animators do, and accentuate the nuances of behaviour to the point that we then notice those small idiosyncratic behaviours people would do themselves. That’s where he shines.

[@brianlam9429]

I prefer his standup to his movies.

[@imisstoronto3121]

Because he does the same thing in every role. He’s predictable and repetitive and frankly boring.

[@High_Tech_Priest]

Ace Ventura was lackluster in my opinion

[@SupramanTRD]

As a Canadian, this is accurate. I'm shocked how many Americans believe that Canada is actually a frozen wasteland not far off from Antarctica.

[@SupramanTRD]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddyor see this bruise right here? Yeah hockey puck injury. See these bite marks? Beaver

[@idontknow164]

I visited Toronto for a week, when I tell people a good number say "Oh, was it cold?" When I say "It was summer so no" they mostly "oh" almost surprised. But the flying hockey pucks was a frequent annoyance, I have to say. I'd love to talk more, but as a true American, I have to clean my vast gun collection while eating apple pie.

[@noahroangoldwing]

I mean… the Northwest Territories and Nunavut are pretty close… that’s why I chose to vacation on Cape Breton

[@TraneFrancks]

The Canada bit at the beginning is just achingly true. I've lived in Japan for the last 20 years and can't tell you the number of times I've heard the "must've been cold" business. His Voice of the Elder was just UNREAL! Thank you, thank you, thank you for the laugh!

[@laurenwilliams6438]

We Canadiens are proud to have Jim Carrey as one of our celebrities.

[@Brilhantina9]

I had to watch 3 times to completely listen to the story cause I was so focused on his greatly awesome voice.

[@magdepth11]

I don't know why he gets so much hate! Jim Carrey is freaking hilarious.

[@Disney65Fan]

It's because he always acts like a Wild eejit.

[@JohnDoeKek]

It's because he spews his religious political dogma down our throats, and expects us to swallow it, like it's the truth; or else he becomes a Karen. A typical Hollywood actor, on cartoon steroids. Sure. He's funny (sometimes). But he's a terrible person in reality.

[@martintait662]

​@@JohnDoeKeklike you 😊

[@gymguy25]

For any Americans who may not know: 75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border and Northern Canada is practically deserted. So, for the vast majority of Canadians, our weather and conditions are very similar to that of the northern states, give or take a few degrees.

[@gardetto265]

Well the last time I checked Minnesota is absolutely freezing during a good portion of the year and they are in fact a little bit more south then Canada. I would say Canada is a frozen hostile wasteland

[@thetetons744]

@@gardetto265 tbf thats the midwest which has no ocean currents or mountains to cancel out the northern air that comes south. Toronto has similar weather to Detroit. Winnipeg has similar weather to Fargo. Vancouver has similar weather to Seattle. Calgary has similar weather to Bozeman, ect.

[@gardetto265]

@@thetetons744 I was just kidding about it being a frozen hostile wasteland and I was technically quoting Jim Carrey

[@thetetons744]

@@gardetto265 my appologies haha. Have a lovely day!

[@gardetto265]

@@thetetons744 no worries, you too!

[@leafyutube]

He's Canadian, eh?

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

leafyutube ah yes, what aboot it?

[@b_moran]

Mustabeen cawld...

[@ultor18]

ofcorse he is,eh?

[@AEIOUY234689]

No, he is an Americanized Canadian. Ever seen him in a film set and shot in Canada?

[@laszlolorenzi979]

No shit, eh

[@ChrisSmithBass]

One of my favorite bits in all of comedy. I put this on every now and then and it still makes me laugh...

[@kriskater]

His accent is so ridiculous lmao

[@peterdefrankrijker]

The way he completely changes personality in a second, that’s pure talent.

[@poopmanJ]

BRO NANTOOK IS MY FRIEND TOO!!!!

[@XxTearsinHeavenx]

MINE TOO!!

[@poopmanJ]

!!!!!!! COOLIO!

[@Cujoh]

When Jim starting talking in the deep Native voice, I could not stop laughing. Definitly the part with the igloo protecting them from flying pucks.

[@CdnBacon13]

I'm Canadian and I CRIED from laughing so hard that I almost peed.

[@krauterbaron360]

im german first thing what i would say, oh u from canada they made the best tv show ever ,there,trailer park boys;)

[@malibu64]

YES!

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

that is what i would say as well

[@ivanweir827]

Conky

[@denisgoguen9823]

Fuck Yeah. Best show ever. I love the Rickyism

[@j.uiriagain9813]

Hey Krauter Baron Klopf Klopf...

[@yuukikonno589]

that moment when you know it's the truth cause you've been hospitalized for a puck to the head before XD

[@KrishmanyuThakur]

Ross?

[@KleptomaniaKat]

I'm Canadian and I almost died. Thanks, Jim Carrey

[@danielvidal7163]

This is actually Accurate.

[@MirekFe]

@ClandestineOstrich I don't. I prefer seeing the polar bears, at the Toronto Zoo. And I want to live in a house. I'll pass on the igloos.

[@calvenwilliams3373]

-40 winter.....3 feet snow...........walk to school like a boss. Canada.

[@candl3_ca765]

😂😂😂 SOOO ME , I AM CANADIAN

[@MirekFe]

I recently saw a polar bear here in Canada.

[@sce2aux464]

One metre snow and -40 degrees Ce....well, you have your choice there, don't you?

[@chucknorris5680]

I always think of the South Park version of Canadians, with them calling everyone "buddy. guy or friend", pronouncing "about" like "aboot", and the Canadian devil being called "Beelzaboot", lol

[@The_Keh27]

+Chuck Norris When I worked for Equifax, dealing with American credit reports and such, I would sometimes purposely pronounce it "aboot" just to mess with them. Since we had to say we were in Atlanta if they asked, some Americans must have thought "Damn, a LOT of Canadians moved to Georgia."

[@torontofred]

Korahn27... you a yank? If so, most Canadians don't pronounce it in that fashion. And Chuck baby.... what?

[@The_Keh27]

torontofred No, NBer. I just enjoyed having fun and playing into the stereotypes. Although I did have someone ask me if I was a Maritimer over the phone once.

[@gwyneth7852]

Canada eh its true those flying hockey pucks r brutal

[@garge7676]

Scares me shitless..

[@MirekFe]

Remember getting hit by one, in my inner thigh. 😧

[@squillager4434]

Just out for a rip are ya bud?

[@coolcoke4353]

Fuckin' eh right?

[@w1ldn3tw0rk9]

Great white north at its finest.

[@y.y3s.i.d081]

fuck off ontario

[@MrDagassman]

+TheWooly Sammoth Fuck yeah bud

[@outdoormadness8811]

Giver bud

[@64ankka]

"I grew up in Canada... Is there anybody here from Canada? You know, I used to get really upset when I told people where I came from down in Los Angeles because I always got the same response: 'Canada? Wow. Must have been cold.' Now I just go along with them..." "Yes. Ca-na-da. It was a frozen hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After boring a hole through the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks. Then we would drink a lot of beer and when Nantuk was ready, he would tell me the story of the great moose who said to the little squirrel: 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'"

[@carmenbrown3437]

After boring a hole through the ice to find food. ha ha The American's are believing it. They think it's true.

[@ppalavichkoo]

I would love to go live in Canada :)

[@patricksudbury]

It's awesome! :)

[@kenzlavi]

that makes me happy to hear that, Canada is cold but its not freaking antartica!, I mean seriously..we aren't that different from Americans! us Canadians are used to the cold. W e don't say EH after everything, I myself don't even say it that offen. and we DONT say aboot instead of about! We are Canadians, deal with it!

[@Guitarherochibi]

pickle monster its so hot here in the capital of canada right now, and last week it rained all week :P

[@kenzlavi]

XD Adam Insertfakename

[@slimeapplez6764]

Adam Insertfakename Try living in south Manitoba. 3 things you need to buy are: Mosquito repellent, mosquito repellent and mosquito repellent. Lol, when I went to alberta people were giving me weird looks when I was walking around in shorts and I was like "You can tell we are from Manitoba."

[@AnimeVampire234]

I am native canadian. And this was just way to funny xD jim carrey just does this right not offensive like most of the ignorant people i've ran into.

[@protonjones54]

Well obviously he does it right, he's from Canada after all.

[@AnimeVampire234]

***** Lol of course if someone that wasn't Canadian (and i have seen some) does it they usually make it kinda... offensive

[@JanetStarChild]

+John Anderson You are pathetic.

[@randombro89]

Mihari No no no the proper term that’s not offensive is first nation person. Stop being offensive to yourself And white liberals who are offended on your behalf thank u ehhhh Liberals are such pussies

[@DevinHeida]

@@randombro89 you sound like you get offended by people getting offended. Pussy.

[@lenneychristopher]

Gotta luv our Canadian comedian, Jim Carrey and his elastic faces...

[@AEIOUY234689]

A Canadian who never played in a Canadian movie...

[@carmenbrown3437]

He lived in a car.

[@Shadowkey392]

I have to say "flying hockey pucks" is my favorite part of this whole thing.

[@carmenbrown3437]

And polar bears.

[@jedite7503]

You can see him formulating the speech and the bits that would become his Ace Ventura character.

[@sheenafan97]

I love it how Canadians can make fun of the stereotypes about themselves:) one of the reasons I love being Canadian:D

[@benishmael9451]

why do I get the urge to play Simon Says after seeing that shirt. Remember that electronic pos from the 80's

[@sniegz]

"It was a frozen, hostile wasteland..." Killed me right there.

[@peterdefrankrijker]

The man can change facial expression, voice, posture and personality in an instant.

[@rebellatina14]

3:41 AM in Toronto, my room mates are thinking I'm dying when I'm laughing my ass off to this and trying to hold it in!

[@DraccoKnightblade]

I can't stop laughing at this. I have to remember this next time I'm in the states and they go "Wow! Must be cold up there!" XD

[@XDlosDominicans]

The "and flying hockey pucks" nearly killed me! ahahahaha

[@riverview2015]

Once a Canadian, always a Canadian

[@carmenbrown3437]

Everyone in the usa thinks the same thing

[@theawkwardukrainian7933]

I am Canadian and I actually like people for who they are not for the history of their country, culture or skin colour (color) their Is good and bad in everybody . And I'm usually the first one out of my friends to make jokes about my country .... Or should I say aboot! .....(random comment going by )

[@thoruszwolf4153]

Yep, this is typical life in Canada, or as we call it, the *Great White North*

[@kuhaku9587]

RileyTheVideoGuy think you are .. it was just a joke.

[@4asstroph]

what the fuck are you talking about ?

[@kuhaku9587]

QcKillaBeats addressed to who?

[@kuhaku9587]

QcKillaBeats You took it as an insult, I took it as a joke... maybe you should calm down..

[@4asstroph]

maybe .... AND i don't even speak english so the aboot joke don't have any effect on me man and when i do, i use americans as example

[@davidoh14]

I can't believe they've bought it for this long. Made me lol, man. Nice one.

[@GT3NB]

One of my favourite comedy bits ever.

[@bealightinthedarkness9986]

"To protect ourselves from flying hockey pucks" 😂

[@Abs0lut3Cyner]

I'm so happy I live in Canada :333

[@searats20]

Not only is he hilarious...he's Canadian! Woot! Proud to be Canadian!!

[@AEIOUY234689]

...in the USA.

[@heathermackinnon9527]

When my then-roommate was flying home to Toronto from Mexico in the late '80s, an American man sitting next to her struck up a conversation: "Every one of you Canadians speak French and ski all year long, right?"

[@KuntaKinteToby]

Memorizing this and dropping it word for word next time it happens to me lol

[@joshuabrown3654]

"TO PROTECT OURSELVES"

[@darthdj31]

that bullwinkle and rocky reference so nice

[@Sunshine-gv2gv]

I love him. 🌸❤️

[@whitenoise0303]

omg i laughed so hard ❤

[@mollyfarquhar824]

He should be more appreciated in Canada

[@HardKore5250]

Molly Farquhar Why is he not?

[@AEIOUY234689]

Maybe if he had played in Canadian films more.

[@AEIOUY234689]

@@LucreBem would you be proud of a person who has never done anything in Canada? Carrey has never played in any Canadian movie, all you get are American-friendly roles. The same with Justin Bieber, never recorded anything in Canada. Nothing Canadian there.

[@Mick-hp4yg]

Flying hockey pucks XD

[@friendshipisgold]

He's such a legend.

[@UKCALLING99]

Love it

[@liarliarliar6495]

I always think of Canadians as civilised Americans.

[@seanpettigrew6314]

Well, us Canadians aren't much different from Americans other then: We don't spend All of our money on our military, we have universal health care, we make the best maple syrup in the world. And we know quite a bit about other places too.

[@Lawlyewmad]

Sean Pettigrew You guys sure generalize as much as we do : ^)

[@seanpettigrew6314]

xD That might be true!! lol

[@FashionRawkz]

Don't EVER call Canadians an 'american'. That is like the BIGGEST insult you can EVER tell them.

[@ryanjones1010]

FashionRawkz Just like an American being called a 'canadian' is literally the most EMBARRASSING and BIGGEST JOKE you could call someone EVER. Basically you are considered an embarrassment and fuck up if someone calls you canadian, i mean canadians are a joke. What is a cananda anyways lol nobody cares about canada its to boring and depressing their and literally canada contributed nothing to this world except being the country no one knows and never wants to visit.

[@Black_Wolf1357]

lmao it is true, the americans still think ppl in Canada lives in Igloo's but not all americans think that tho, but A LOT do think that

[@mebob9119]

If that is true then those Americans have a horrible IQ level. I don't even want to imagine what the next generation of Americans will be like.

[@tmiller8128]

Well maybe if you're in kindergarten, if you are any older than that then people would think you're an imbecile. As an American, anybody who is old enough to know the alphabet knows that Canada is very similar to the northern US.

[@FrankSally]

Never once heard a fellow American say that. Swear on my life.

[@HourlySmoker]

Me Bob Those who thinks that are just uneducated on a geographic standard. I find funny that some people think that a person is stupid because a lack of knowledge in a certain domain.

[@HourlySmoker]

Jonah D I'm from Canada man, so I'm not saying this because I thought the same thing. Education and culture play a big part in this. My point is that knowledge doesn't equal intelligence, so saying that these people are stupid is harsh.

[@heathermackinnon9527]

When my parents visited my sister in Connecticut from Nova Scotia in the early '80s, a stranger, hearing their accents, asked them where they were from. After they replied, he said, "It must be tough to have to bake your bread outdoors in kilns!"

[@AxelTrainedTriforce]

Canada! XD Lol Jim Carrey is HILARIOUS!! A proud Canadian c:

[@Lyoko012345]

happy canada day.

[@MrMuugoo]

Even after so many years this bit he does still makes me laugh. Funny thing is I know people who have gone down into the southern united states and they play along with the Canada is an arctic wasteland thoughts people down there have.

[@AngryCanadian1971]

Love it.

[@RiverofLife95]

Look at Jim in his prime!

[@ramathorn1237]

so wait, Jim Carrey is Canadian?

[@grindlay4667]

Pretty much... and this skit is fucking hilarious XD

[@Rongwaysir]

yea

[@denverstapleton7621]

lotsa funny people are from Canada

[@ramathorn1237]

denver stapleton I don't doubt that. hahaha, finding the bright or funny side of shitty situations is easier in Canada, people don't get angry at you for questioning the rules.

[@kuhaku9587]

Ramathorn Well at -30 celcius you can't really be rude or angry.. otherwise you are going to do a depression or your life will be very hard. When you go outside in Québec and you see a beard popsicle because it's -30 celcius without the wind.. you have to see the funny side ^^.

[@danluckins4071]

cant beat carrey

[@FleeebCrabinProductions]

Perfection

[@holtec333]

His impersonations are one of a kind!

[@MrStensnask]

Ah, good ol' Nantuck...

[@StellarYankee]

I'm gonna use this whenever people ask how I was born in Canada

[@jimmygonzalez7432]

Joker I'm from new York but one day I actually wanna apply for citizenship in Canada I love you guys up north and opportunities

[@funkymonkey41784]

Don't tell them you were born, say you were hatched, that's what I do lol

[@jimmygonzalez7432]

Alright I will thanks 😃

[@pelmeni_va]

Certified Yukon Territory Classic

[@Latabrine]

I'm 🇨🇦. I once worked at a hotel bar in Québec City. I was serving an American couple who came from a southern state. We were in the beginnings of a pretty bad winter storm. Lotta snow, -30°c They were getting a little panicky. I remember clearly, them asking me," Is this normal? What do we do?" I answered: Yes. Stay inside, & drink!! 😊 Then I drove home into the storm.

[@dropndeuces82]

USA and Canada. All Americans

[@rachellynn8828]

Fuck that😂😂 Canadians are Canadians, Americans are whatever they are.

[@Somborac420]

I've had an American ask me if we had global warming in Canada!

[@jethrodassam]

Liar.

[@Somborac420]

jethrodassam Sorry but it's true, I know it hurts that people from your country are -that- stupid!

[@jacksonwells2902]

I’ll take shit that never happened for 1000 Alex

[@kosland2000]

ahahahahahah love this!

[@RocketDogStudios]

that aboot sums it all up.

[@ricketycricket3628]

TO PROTECDURSELVES

[@TheRabbitFear]

canada seems great it's like the US but not such a police state

[@sce2aux464]

It's a lot more of one.

[@Daimoth1]

SCE2AUX2 No, it isn't. It just isn't a true democracy,

[@sce2aux464]

Joshua King If it's not a true democracy, that's a good thing.

[@jordanduguay3184]

SCE2AUX2 its a lot more of one? are you from canada? I never heard of police doing no search warrants, killing hunderds of innocent civilians, claiming id for no reason and being total fucking dicks because they got bullied. Cops in canada are actually chill, I mean I don't know everywhere in canada but in my town I have never run into a cop that wasn't nice ... js

[@TheRabbitFear]

finally somebody from canada who can say what it's really like

[@jethrodassam]

Exactly! Thank you for making my point.

[@ShadowDemon_4]

Everything about this video gives off 90s vibes.

[@HoboTango]

here's no Canada like French Canada, It's the best Canada in the land. The other Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.

[@mehplesyrup8972]

Quebec is a cancer to Canadian society the only benefit that has come out of Quebec is poutine.

[@maximeremillard7036]

+mEHpleSyrup Wow you sound so superior and sophisticated ! XD you dont know shit about Quebec. Décalisse osti d'cave !

[@TheYoungWolfI]

+HoboTango I've never understood this English vs French rivalry here. It's so tribal; a total primitive way to live. They speak a different language, we're so much better, derp. I'm from northern Ontario and have traveled throughout Quebec many times, among other provinces. Almost always had a good time. I dunno, maybe it helps that I'm spoiled enough to have also traveled throughout much of the USA and Europe. You quickly learn that people are people, and sometimes you're an ignorant asshole.

[@khav11]

+mEHpleSyrup LOL read a book the western provinces are doing HORRIBLE since the past few years.

[@HoboTango]

Tony Bjornson Im from Quebec and I lived in every big cities of every provinces during my travels.... But Im not ignorant enough to call people name when the only thing they do is quote an humorous song from the Show South park.

[@Albert-Mag...]

NANTOOK And Trump would Make a powerful team of Wall & Igloo building Leaders ..

[@benedictheyarnold]

the ... you add at the end is really deep, man

[@jethrodassam]

Gee, thanks for clearing that up for me. lol

[@KOBUN40]

This hoser doesn't know anything aboot Canada. He should just take off, eh.

[@Euzifyy]

Frig off mr lahey

[@OHFFSWTF]

Euzifyy but bobandyy

[@Lowco5]

The "aboot" gives you away.

[@AnimeVampire234]

Lol but he's canadian he's allowed to be like this xD

[@4asstroph]

he was joking doing sarcasm to tell americans that canada is not a wasteland

[@pixelparable]

Urgh... i thought he was just going to be funny, but he does those fucking faces. I don't know why I keep giving him chances.

[@MediaFilter]

Says she... pulling a stupid face in her photograph. *sigh*

[@pixelparable]

MediaFilter Yeah you're right, my pic totally disqualifies me from an opinion.

[@MediaFilter]

pixelparable Now you're right. Case closed.

[@Fuzz1994tps]

Why do you care

[@2I2555I2I2I]

A missionary in Cuba? Really? This story is so heartwarming. My wife used to live in a cottage. One day she went to deliver homemade cookies to her grandmother who was sick with the flu. While she was still on her way, a wolf barged in the house, got rid of the grandmother, and took her place in her bed. Long story short, I was chopping firewood nearby when I heard a lot of commotion coming from the house. I rushed in, killed the wolf, the girl and I got hitched and we lived happily ever after.

[@LelouchOfBritannia]

Damn your deductive skills are amazing.

[@zoeyhaskell5892]

LMAO! Old Jim Carrey is awesome. Clothes included.

[@MCA_Lives]

Legendary

[@jethrodassam]

"As challenging as it me be for you, think about it" I'm thinking about that one. lol

[@MichaelFurburger]

Funny stuff!

[@smallfringeminority6499]

Love the t shirt

[@jckqpr]

Haha I love being Canadian!!

[@jethrodassam]

I just love your ridiculous psychobabble. lol

[@reneblanchfield1688]

I cant take it.cant control my laughing.