Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (May 31, 2023)

[@benespinosa6725]

Jim Cornette Reviewing Dynamite is 10X Better than the actual show itself June 17th can't come soon enough lol.

[@Paul-ob4ln]

Let's up it's good

[@chico1680]

Brian acknowledging everyone loves his Moxley impersonation

[@Somethingelseentirelydifferent]

I could listen to Last’s Moxley read the phone book. “Aaron A. Aaronson… absolute badass, total killer. Aaron B. Aaronson… he’s a killer him, total wild animal in a fight. Rocky 4!” That impression is gold.

[@john_blues]

"Yeah..."

[@Mecanotech]

I'd hate to burst people's bubble, but I really want to at the same time. His impersonation of Moxley, is actually... Brian's doing the same voice and narration that they do on a video about a Steven Seagal movie. 'Half badass, half cobra'. It fits tho, Seagal and Moxley are basically the same phony personalities. Makes sense hahahahaaahahhaah.

[@john_blues]

@@Mecanotech That actually makes it better. Both guys are delusional.

[@bluebaron6858]

Yeah

[@dharmsingh2220]

Loving the artwork and trust me I say it every time Travis is just that good

[@calebmcclain4101]

“Just let him go out there and bust on everyone” might be the most wild thing I’ve heard said on the program😂 wouldn’t you know who won the pony??

[@jacobsnipes6244]

How do they not push big bill and wardlow as top heel monsters? Instead we get yuta 😂

[@TD1021-]

Big bill and wardlow have no personality. Wardlow was most over when he didn't talk and was just powerbombin cunts to hell lol aew and TK don't know how to build their big dudes up properly they'd rather build up guys like Yuta n Orange Cassidy 🤦‍♂️

[@SubtlyPoor]

Tony Khan is one of these diminutive weirdos who think that size doesn't matter, that these little flyweight wrestlers can too compete with heavy weights, and he lives vicariously through these half-men pretending to be tough guys. For example, Tony booked Orange Cassidy to one-punch TKO Will Hobbs in 2 seconds. So in short, Tony Khan isn't running a real wrestling promotion, he's spending his inheritance creating a live action fantasy wrestling league.

[@misterelom]

Tony has a history of not knowing how to book big men. Big Bill, Wardlow, Lance Archer, Powerhouse Hobbs, the list goes on and on...

[@misterelom]

@@SubtlyPoor I have a cousin who used to watch wrestling but doesn't any more ask me about AEW and Tony Khan and I told him he pretty much does what I did on my wrestling games but with real people 😂

[@SubtlyPoor]

@@misterelom And no lie was told.

[@JoesMadness]

The reason why Tony Khan pushes short and slim guys in AEW is because he's just a tiny bit bigger than them

[@LorcanaControl]

THANKS GUYS.

[@Mr_Gamz_N_Watch]

Wait til Jim hears about the plumber moxley wrestling seminar 😂😂

[@_zefi_otb]

Brian Last, please never stop doing the Mox impersonation and godspeed lol

[@nikiedmonds6236]

That description of Moxley in the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TD1021-]

Sounds like Jim describing Russo fuckin buggy whip arms 😂

[@Pogo113]

Juice can talk, he was in NXT when Dusty Rhodes was there

[@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind]

Best "Who's my friend" angle in AEW was Big Swole and Tony Khan

[@mrsl262]

2nd place has got to be Jericho and Luther

[@LASombraUS]

Cornette Going ALL IN

[@hendersongalbreath1072]

Any time you get Musical Corny, it's a great thing, but singing "Jackin' It In San Diego"? The sun shone a little brighter today, fellas. The genuine "WTF" in Jim's voice at 45:11 is hysterical.

[@shawnchandler8719]

I would've never guessed, that Cornette, is as big of a South Park fan as he is. All thumbnail art and references! This was probably the best one!

[@Gary-su8sb]

Jim not understanding current lingo is fucking great. I don't know some of the current lingo as well, but I love this.

[@sp00kykidd212]

The fact that Corny is a South Park fan makes me believe he’s my spirit animal

[@chico1680]

The way Brian is explaining a change in the rules to triple threat matches sounds like the triple threat from Wrestlemania 2000 between Angle, Beniot and Jericho

[@kraw3026]

2 belts....2 falls....1 match.... each fall for a belt....and its triple threat....no DQ....LAAAAAZY BOOKING

[@SharpShooter700]

I always thought Triple threat matches were just that. I guess they're all under no dq rules? Whenever I run an AI vs AI Triple threat on 2k23 they grab weapons lol

[@Ty-dp7iv]

A triple threat is the first fall or submission wins the match. A 3 way dance is elimination, last man left wins. The WM 2000 main event was a 4 way dance and not a fatal 4 way bc it was elimination. But the wwe called it something different like the 4 posts match with a macmahon in every corner. WWE has to gimmick everything up. But the triple threat with jericho, angle, and benoit @ wm 2000 was different. Bc it was 2 falls with no elimination. My favorite triple threat match was Steve Austin VS Kurt angle VS RVD @ no mercy 2001.

[@socialistbatman1211]

HHH, Cena, and Orton had a great triple threat match in like 09 (at the height of heel Orton when he had been fucking over both of those guys) and they just ganged up on him and it was finally the heel getting what he deserved.

[@bcal8118]

Vaseline is the brand the substance is called petroleum jelly

[@phantomdriver2010]

The reason Owens pointing things out in promos works for me is that he is the only one who does it. If it was AEW where everyone and their mother breaks the fourth wall it wouldn't work

[@jeffwarren3696]

Rest In Peace Iron Sheik 🙌🏽

[@D44276]

I love the Moxley impressions with all my life 😂😂

[@Gary-su8sb]

All Jim and Brian have to do is see what the big bangs ratings are at the end, to see if that flood of fans are from big band or dynamite.

[@misterelom]

With 3-way matches, I always preferred the elimination style (ala the Three Way Dance in ECW) over the "Triple threat" style especially if a title's on the line. Never liked the idea of a champion losing his belt without being pinned or submitted.

[@ceasarsanchez9086]

They missed the worst part of that stupid suplex. The guy was so exhausted and everyone was so clustered together that when he went to slam Yuta he just dropped him on Claudio's head and neck. They're lucky they didn't paralyze him on live television.

[@MultiBlack17]

Lol Brian calling Adam Cole & MJF going at it on the mic and it actually happening is wild 😂😂😂

[@InsShogunGage]

Right?? He's either Mystic Last (he predicts deez dhings) or he's got an inside source (which he's eluded to in the past) ; but yeah either way it's wild how often he predicts exactly what the next angle is gonna be

[@experienceanimation217]

I hope he is wrong about Cassidy though 😂 but he won't be

[@rayrodriguez7343]

Kenny Omega and Bushi are called the Golden Lovers...must be a Japanese Thing

[@InsShogunGage]

I imagine they call their team finishing manoeuver "the golden shower" Or that they at least give each other golden showers in the locker room. That's all I can think of when I hear that strange shit lbvs 🤣

[@bled83]

Sounds pish.

[@natrixxvision6997]

49:26 Molten heat….is Hulk Hogan as the third man. Bully Ray as president of Aces and Eights. Jim Cornette setting the guy on fire. Nobody has that kind of heat now.

[@Ty-dp7iv]

Molten heat lol. Lmk when aew or wwe starts a riot then we can talk about molten heat. But I believe mjf might be the only one in the business that could do it these days.

[@Dwayne0630]

I know TK listens to these shows… he openly admitted he did. Even the Cornette haters have to acknowledge that Jim makes some great points, and easily exposes how EVERY SINGLE SEGMENT on this show was put together by amateurs who clearly have no grasp on the simplest concepts of wrestling psychology…

[@Pogo113]

Man, tonight's episode was full of Cornette 😂 And yeah, Yuta was unbearable tonight. I still can't decide/figure out if Yuta or Daniel Garcia is worse?

[@richardcelaya7361]

Its garcia and OC and jungleboy are all the most awful

[@SirCrazyPretzel]

I love Brian's Moxley impression, but I think is Excalibur impersonation of his bad commentary cracks me up too when he does it. I'd like to hear that more often (note: it wasn't in this review). I think it's kinda sad on this show that you have to have Darby Allin teaming up with Pockets. Darby Allin isn't exactly world champion material but he is a guy that could be a big star in this company if he stays healthy and he has shown some improvement whereas Pockets is the same joke running 3 years ago with no improvement.

[@JimCornetteIsMyDad]

OMG the blowup doll joke has me rolling😅😅

[@jwconglomerate332]

Just watched my first John Mockery match and considering the level of violence, it was surprisingly boring. The crowd was utterly silent and disinterested until either another prop, in a series of props was brought out or extreme personal bodily injury was a prospect; then they popped and chanted before immediately falling silent again. It was.. Odd, to say the least. I can see why Jim calls it performative because it really is just that.

[@purgeutopia8696]

AEW is like the Bo Burnham song. A Little Bit of Everything, All of the Time. The working is a tragedy and the booking is a crime. A little bit of everything, all of the time.

[@Fifer1758]

a 1 hour and 39 minute review of a 2 hour program.... that's a good sign of some high level Corny meltdowns lmao

[@walterclark3198]

What incriminating pictures or documents does Orange Cassidy have on Tony Khan. This guy is on every show. He can't work, he can't talk and in his promo's he has no charisma or personality on the microphone.

[@kingkazz316]

Juice Robinson was really good in nxt as CJ Parker early in his career juice ages like wine and has the same fundamental training and thought process as FTR (the revival)

[@john_blues]

An AEW review? Thanks guys.

[@StoneColdSergio]

Tony didn't say thanks guys last night so he probably caught on to it. 😅

[@Mark-G1978]

The Creed Brothers in Nxt are doing that.. on recent NXT they did that to one of the guys from schism one brother held the one up and then tagged the other one in to take over the guy and he held him for awhile and did a tag to the other and did the it again and finally suplexed him and he got up kinda fast in my opinion like he was hanging there up for minutes on end to just get up fast. Lmfao I think it was well over a minute that they kept him up too. Would like Jim to look at it and tell us what he thinks of that one.

[@erod017]

Styles Bitchley to AEW confirmed

[@darksideon]

Them piping in cheers/boos is even funnier, considering their fanbase has been laughing at WWE doing it. It was so obvious when Don was cutting his promo, and they did it for MJF & Cole this week. It sounded like 10k in the building instead of the 2k that were actually there.😄

[@walterclark3198]

The problem is aew has so many groups and there is a person in each group that I like. But I don't like the group. Oh well maybe collision will be better. Only time will tell.

[@thegale8377]

ok tough guy mr in shape

[@walterclark3198]

@@thegale8377 Body type like Rick rude when he was called ravishing.

[@ScottsCollection]

Britt Baker looks hot, and does good promos, but her in ring work never got better because she's a part time wrestler. Juggling wrestling with a full time dentist job has affected her development.

[@walterclark3198]

Please Jerry Lynn and Arn Anderson can you guys train the talent in Aew so they can wrestle a normal watch minus the blood and guts. Thank you

[@jamespacker9110]

Moxley used to be in much better shape. In 2018-2019, he had an intimidating size to him. Not anymore

[@bled83]

That was a beer gut.

[@guardianofchaosBD]

“Drinks Bones 🦴 & Eats Blood”🩸 nice on a T-Shirt, You’re welcome, what an experience

[@spears13skate]

They can't acknowledge bullet club without finn or "prince devitt" and Anderson and gallows

[@TD1021-]

Brian can you just talk like moxley forever? Shit is too fuckin funny 😂

[@rdtbrik1161]

Is Brian Last secretly Tony Kahn? He calls everything weeks before it happens on TV. Adam Cole vs MJF

[@thegale8377]

they have informants

[@PhillAccio]

8:58 They're doing WHAT!? 😂😂

[@StoneColdSergio]

This video is almost as long as Dynamite itself 😲

[@NYC_Goody]

Jim nailed the part about Kenny except for the video game part. The more they reveal, the better it's looking. It looks pretty damn good tbh.

[@sebastianwhpx298]

Graphics look horrible and clunky and way too fast moving.

[@NYC_Goody]

@@sebastianwhpx298 not talking about graphics big man. Talking about the game. Lookin like an absolute blast. You don't game like that if you can't tell it's an intentional arcade approach.

[@sebastianwhpx298]

@@NYC_Goody Arcade sucks, they said it would be like no mercy but i don't see any similarities at all. N the roster is outdated

[@Gary-su8sb]

Brian, Tony pays everyone to attend their shows!

[@kyle87436]

1:23:43 love the Brother Zay impression lmao

[@Ty-dp7iv]

Canada safe? Half the country is currently on fire

[@Bjaerke]

Oh boy, Jim really won't like tonight's Dynamite.

[@Mark-G1978]

I like if they did that with triple threats and 4 way things etc.. and the winner of the match is the person that pins the last person left in the ring.. and if you pinned two folks maybe have them have a perk that they are the ones that get to pick what kind of fight to their next title defense or challenge etc.. it would be less lazy booking.

[@Beardedvikingweirdo]

Does it seem like baby faces just get annihilated weekly and never get to give the heels their come uppance?

[@walterclark3198]

Why would anyone care about Jay white or juice Robinson. No one explained the bullet club or where it was started and the members. I don't know. I like Juice Robinson and Jay White can work. Idk if they will get over with the crowd not knowing the background on the bullet club.

[@bled83]

AEW expects the fans to already know. That's why it can't expand its audience.

[@Primitivephoenix]

Jim cornett singing jack it from south park made my day

[@fingersTitan]

RIP Iron Sheik.

[@andrew8168]

Moxley did the Tournament of Death and actually believes he's a badass unlikely Olivier who is openly an actor.

[@ReallyBigBrother]

16:47 Kenny twinkletoes Omega and Kota idgaf Obooshi 😭😭😭😭😭

[@tristanludlam6794]

Thanks Guys

[@chrisblester37]

I felt Darby Allen's time with Sting was very valuable time under the experience of Sting is priceless and showed who much AEW would invest in young Mr Allen ,id have liked them to win the tag team belts even for a short period to show respect to both wrestlers.

[@Gary-su8sb]

Nice thumbnail pic Travis, Tony is ready for Vaseline lol

[@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour]

Last time I was this early London & Kendrick were the talented and televised Generation Me 😭

[@JoseFlores-xc7wu]

Here comes Adam Cole to ruin MJF title run it wasn't enough that he ruin Adam Page title run couse people seem to forget that Adam Page was having a nice title run until he got put into a feud with Adam Cole that feud did nothing for Adam Page and MJF is about to have his title run destroy by Adam Cole and that's because Adam Cole is a channel changer if you don't believe me ask NXT when they decided to make him the top guy week in and week out people change the channel cause they would rather see a bunch of guys nobody ever heard than watch NXT with Adam Cole on top they could barely get half a million of people to watch the show

[@mistermetalskull3107]

John Moxley is the Tyree Sneed of wrestling. That's right! I said it! LMAO 🤣

[@phillipstankey8881]

Moxley is morphing into Gypsy Joe

[@guardianofchaosBD]

Corny, I’m at the back door , I have the Sprite Zero & Omaha steaks, sign me in please

[@bobbyanthony1407]

Aw fuck, How does Tiny Khan keep finding Jim ? He's a Docotor now and Tony finds out and schedual for a colonoscopy, If I were JIm I would saw the name of today's patient and saw what was the visit about and I would have quit but Tony Khan would'nt know my next job

[@NateLinehan666]

At 22:49 Jim acknowledges Norv Fernum

[@LobsterCucumber]

YESSSS HERE WE GO!!!!

[@ShinigamiDemon]

Why you think britt baker started to suck up to tony khan from the get go to be the top girl which is why she blocked tessa from joining didnt want to be upstaged

[@walterclark3198]

Moxley looks like he should be delivering pizza's or pumping gas at station. I'm in better shape than Moxley and I'm 40. Jon moxley please hit the gym and don't skip leg day.

[@walterclark3198]

I like the lucha bro's but there is no one in Aew who can wrestle or work like them.

[@TheAllstargamer]

Bandido was dressed as El Chapulin Colorado

[@itchyj32]

Called the trios thing lol

[@Gary-su8sb]

I just want Jimmy to call him twinkletwat just once, for me! Cause I'm the only one with balls big enough to call him that.

[@rogeredmonds5302]

Thanks guys

[@Gary-su8sb]

Is the Mets or a met, just short for metropolitan? Someone has to know what a met is?

[@benespinosa6725]

The Mets

[@Gary-su8sb]

@@benespinosa6725 yes I know that, but what is a met? I genuinely want to know?

[@villiannewyork]

@@Gary-su8sb just short for metropolitans.

[@Gary-su8sb]

@@villiannewyork kinda what I thought.

[@DarkBlueBaker]

Speaking of selling, Brian! When are you going to sell the autographed AEW playbook?! You shouldn't have teased it if you aren't going to release it. 😝

[@TravelatorH8r]

Couldn't wait to hear about this Preston Vance match holy crap did that dude g i g himself

[@HitPeace]

Funny story, I just beat Kenny Omega on sf6

[@Streetprofit]

jay white is from newzealand

[@insupportofjunhado]

Isn't the silver age Flash outfit the same as every other Flash outfit besides the golden age? Why is Valkyrie looking at a monitor significant? She lost to Cargil, Cargil should be number one contender to Statlander. I like Valkyrie, it's nice to see she wasn't tossed aside but not enough to excuse things not making sense!

[@TheAllstargamer]

No mention of Sting?!

[@ChrisCash720]

I'm still unclear on if the dark order and house of black are separate factions...

[@Parallelocam]

Forget Bullet Club Gold as a concept. Turn Keith Lee heel and have him offer his services to them because he's tired of being the nice guy that finishes last. Keith is basically the Solo Sikoa to their Roman for a little while until they get established. Meanwhile, Miro shows up and calls out Takeshita. The people want to see this because Miro is returning, and because Takeshita can put on a great match. Near the end of the match, the Elite comes out and corners Takeshita in the ring. The people boo because they want to see a finish. Miro comes from behind with a chair and beats down the Elite, revealing the two were in cahoots all along. Then Takeshita turns on Don and the audience goes wild. (Don permanently retires to a backstage role where he teaches people how to believe what they are saying in promos) Jay White Juice Keith Lee Takeshita Miro Imagine the promos these guys would have together. Keith has always needed work on the mic and maybe what he really needs is a group of guys to riff off of. Takeshita wouldn't have to promo much, they could just talk up his size. Miro could do any range of emotions with any of these guys. Have Takeshita beat MJF when nobody expects it. The kind of shtick Sonjay and Lethal have been trying to do is what this group would successfully do here. They don't have a long title reign, but enough to get their next story rolling. Maybe against the BCC and you get Danielson/Takeshita to finally give Danielson the title. You could then do any combination of tag/trios with the group while having 5 guys able to workshop with each other.

[@deyampert3738]

MJF vs Wheeler!!!

[@timevans4942]

Look at the state of him😂

[@foproy]

Luger is perhaps not the best example to go to in terms of who to elevate.

[@maxxdahl6062]

I wouldn't say that, he was really over at various points and had an absolute classic at starrcade vs. Flair. But that wasn't the point. They were trying to help Luger not because of him being a friend, but because they thought he could draw money.

[@foproy]

@@maxxdahl6062 I'm not even referring to anything in wcw I'm talking wwe with the lex express. Back then they were trying to push him to the moon and it never worked.

[@maxxdahl6062]

@@foproy That wasn't Lugers fault though, they should have had him actually win the title rather than celebrating not winning the title and looking like an idiot.

[@foproy]

@@maxxdahl6062 i didn't say anyone was at fault. Just saying luger isn't a great example. I said it was a bad push and did not blame any one entity

[@trevorhintz1290]

Dynamite hasn’t started with over a million people since March 22nd. So they haven’t had that high of a first quarter hour in two months.

[@insupportofjunhado]

You know as much flak as Tony Khan gets for not controlling his locker room, I think AEW's could benefit from a few more fights...or could if wrestlers could move on from them the way Dick The Bruiser could move on from the occasional tussle with Bruiser Brody. But it could be worse, at least no one in AEW is the Invader 1 type to kill you years later for shooting on them once.

[@diamonddylanpage7150]

Spoiler warning* Gin and Juice with the Tonic Samoa Joe!!? Yeah im in... Vs FTR and Punk oh for god's sake, just when I thought I was out they pull me back in... Looks like im watching 🙄

[@deyampert3738]

Id like Jake Jager over Wheeler!

[@ladyarcana55]

Are you guys giong to start reviewing the new NWA? Please? Personally, I am getting really tired of AEW

[@WeNeedMorePositivityInTheWorld]

What should change with aew?

[@johannesnuka3908]

What shouldn’t?

[@steves2241]

Hey Jim and Brian, these show reviews come out too late, I do not want to see them a week later, you need to do them the next day, or the day after, when the show is still fresh in our minds. There is a guy called JDfromNY who is also on youtube, and he does his show reviews the same night as the show. I know that is asking too much from Jim, and maybe Brian, but you should at least be able to do them the next day or the day after that. P.S. I also love Brians impression of Mox, it is great, Bad Ass, lol. I watch/listen to all your podcasts on youtube, I just wish you did your show reviews sooner than a week after they are over.

[@maxxdahl6062]

Sure after you pay their bills.

[@kinginthenorth1437]

They do record them and put them up sooner. You're just too lazy and listen to them when they make it to KZbin instead of going to a podcast provider like they constantly say is an option.