Jim Cornette's Omnibus: Funniest Moments, Volume One

[@LilCarterOnDaMic]

7 farts followed by a “Can we even AIR THAT?!?” Man Jim Cornette got bars on top of bars. These rappers can’t keep up 😭😭😭🔥

[@just_call_me_scott2312]

She shit in the Tokyo Dome

[@thedoctor3528]

00:28 Mars Storyline 04:35 Randy Atcher. 9:20 The Punchline 12:04 Tessa Controversy 27:40 Dump Story, 35:00 Dump Audio Recording 41:53 WWF Greetings Calls 44:25 45:58 Jade Cargill Debut Segment 49:12 1:02:43 Taker On Cameo 1:12:33 Stan Lanes Daughter 1:18:55 1:22:22 Maki Itoh Singing- 1:40:31 Mars Bars 1:47:07 Car Fence Story x 2:08:39 2:11:14 Russo DQ Finishes Story 2:16:04 Hogan's Lies 2:43:20 Cult of meat song 2:45:10 Random Italian personality and NXT(skip it), 3:00:51 SCREAM WARNING 3:06:20 Nikki Bella On Vader 3:13:00 Russo's 1997 Ideas 3:35:03 Todd Pettingals Complaint Letter About Sunny

[@fifiwoof1969]

Still 90 minutes to go.

[@fifiwoof1969]

2:43:20 is nice - (Living Colour special)

[@thedoctor3528]

@@fifiwoof1969 i listen only while eating so takes me a few days

[@fifiwoof1969]

@@thedoctor3528 oh ok, continue Doctor. More laughs to come :-)

[@thedoctor3528]

@@fifiwoof1969 done, onto the next now

[@svndr4gon]

Very very happy that the Nikki Bella and Vader clip made it 3:06:26 "SHE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S DEAD!"

[@cedricknarsiso4044]

Funniest moment. RIP Vader

[@carloscjr23]

An absolute classic

[@robertnapier624]

OMG! SHE DOESN’T KNOW HE’S DEAD! OMG!

[@clayhamric4428]

That Mars email is ten times funnier when you imagine it as an old Russo booking idea

[@tallthinkev]

Yep, silly but make it the moon and it could have worked in the 80's. Georgia, Mid Atlantic or Mid South? The Space Shuttle was still a new thing. Work with local newspapers and radio, it's wrestling fans would believe anything then. Good lord, what have I done with my life!

[@ekmad]

I thought you meant the Mars Bar email lmfao

[@Raveneffect1989]

Probably Russo under a pseudonym

[@kaczok1985]

@@Raveneffect1989 No, it was a genuine fan letter. She (yes, she) wrote a follow up letter in which she proposed a redemption storyline for Joey Ryan's penis.

[@brandonharrison2659]

Probably was him undercover lol

[@TheTopTurnchuckle]

“They gave him A gimmick fire hydrant” will always be one of my favorite lines

[@powerboon2k]

One of the funniest things ever said.

[@Den-hg5is]

Which part is that? Timestamp?

[@josephbowman5408]

@@Den-hg5is 1:57:45

[@kingkold]

Probably one Jim's most underrated lines.

[@coawuzhere]

More on that later! ☝️

[@manifestgtr]

That “Tessa Blanchard” clip and their reaction will forever be one of my favorite moments

[@kennytaco4474]

First time I’ve heard that and I am laughing so hard on my road trip that they all asked what it is and I just couldn’t say😂😂

[@djbatchler4597]

What did she have? PF Changs?

[@manifestgtr]

@@djbatchler4597 HHHHHHeeehehehehhehe

[@WyattHolliday]

I must have missed the Mars story the first time around, but that one had me rolling. I can imagine JR: “Bah Gawd! You gotta believe he’s back from Mars!”

[@williammitchell4417]

And Cactus is dead!!

[@thamayor6324]

Me too I’ve been listening since 2019

[@anthonypetzold8847]

"Eat your heart out, Matt Damon. Got there and back in six week!"

[@robertsheffield4044]

And people say the moon landing was faked...

[@WyattHolliday]

@@williammitchell4417 Broken in half!

[@dustinbasham393]

I imagine the guy who sent the Mars question listening and being furious that they laughed at his idea 😂

[@jcc3333]

💀💀💀

[@meciocio]

It was actually a lady who sent the Mars stuff

[@dustinbasham393]

@@meciocio okaaay

[@dustypirate28]

Is he, or is he laughing with them since it’s definitely a troll? It’s literally the plot of “The Martian.”

[@HuwhyteMan]

That was a masterclass in either trolling or comedy!¡!¡ I was losing my shit right off the bat and it just kept going!!!

[@Wermhole]

Here's the timestamps: 0:00:24 - Writer gets wrestler lost in space 0:04:34 - Randy Atcher appears on TV after dying 0:12:04 - Tessa Blanchard wants to get along with people 0:24:10 - Jim talks about Tully & Joe Blanchard 0:26:30 - Tessa Blanchard burial continues 0:27:10 - Jim and Brian force themselves to listen to audio of someone taking a dump for a fan 0:41:54 - WWE Greetings on Call 0:45:58 - AEW's best segment (Jade Cargill / Brandi Rhoads) 1:02:46 - Undertaker on Cameo 1:12:35 - Lauren Boebert related to Stan Lane? 1:22:23 - 6-woman tag match in AEW 1:40:31 - Mars Bars Up The Arse Champ Cheating Scandal 1:47:06 - Car drops on Jim's fence 2:11:15 - Russo says "DQ schmee que" to Jim 2:16:02 - Jim & Brian go over Hulk Hogan's lies 2:42:03 - Norm McDonald 2:43:19 - Jimmy sings "Cult of Meat with Extra Cheese" 2:45:08 - NXT review gets derailed by gerbiling 3:06:22 - Nikki Bella doesn't know about Vader... 3:13:00 - Vince Russo's ideas for the RAW roster 3:35:02 - Jim talks about Sable

[@NickPoeschek]

“Happy birthday dear….hel-en….” kills me every time.

[@williammitchell4417]

🙏 RIP Bill Moody aka Paul Bearer aka Percy Pringle

[@davidcook3116]

Gets me too. Sounds like Homer Simpson. 😆

[@jarethlarwood6445]

Haha or the muppets

[@GregHuffman1987]

The cameos after that were even more amazing.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Brians Big fat laughter puts the icing on the cake then Vince with the “I don’t believe this” completes it with a candle 🎂

[@Kratosx23]

The Mars storyline is literally the plot of The Martian. LMAO. I think whoever sent that in was fucking with Jim and Brian to see if they would get it. If that was the intention, he got them. Tessa taking a shit, the fence story, Hogan's lies, the gerbil and Nikki Bella thinking Vader was still alive were hysterical beyond belief. I forgot about the Nikki Bella bit, one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Tessa and the fence made me laugh so hard I was literally in pain.

[@athanaskozhuharov9700]

Tessa took that much of a massive shit that 4 years later and it's still stinking up the business. lol

[@normanconti1309]

The Martian storyline is clearly a rib, but that makes it even funnier.

[@dustypirate28]

I scrolled far too long for someone to recognize The Martian plot. Still is absolutely hilarious when pitched as a booking.

[@thebigoilkanlarry]

I've listened to the car on the fence story 100 times by now and it still kills me. 😂😂😂

[@24magiccarrot]

Half-way through that story is when you realize that Brian Last has the best job in the world.

[@willbennett7993]

jim singing “THE COW MUST DIEE” followed by brian’s hysterical laughing is my fav thing ever 😂😂

[@3ShotTGK]

Hearing Corny say "I've looked in bars. I've looked in cars. And here you are." Has become a new favorite

[@Devillocks13]

Jim having to try to maintain his composure during the Mars segment by telling Brian “heeheeshutup” gets me every time.

[@josephstewart2821]

I wonder if jim and brian knew about the martian and decided to run with this or were they genuinely being trolled

[@smoothgeorgeone8234]

Could have Scott Steiner doing the math to plot the course home.

[@layersofjade5197]

It's gold Jerry....gold

[@daleharris3809]

Brian going "BY GOD HE'S BACK FROM MARS!" like he's Jim Ross watching Mankind going off the cell is one of the most underrated moments ever 😂😂😂

[@DeInevitable]

I still listen to the Mars storyline every couple months. Ripping good laugh

[@johnathanashleyOCSO]

The whole pf Chang line had me laughing so bad I'm dizzy to got tears in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spaceman-mm6od]

Pf Chang joke killed me too 🤣

[@warshipsatin8764]

poop lol

[@fatblokenb]

30 minutes in and the Tessa segment is already killing me. I completely forgot about that one LMFAO

[@athanaskozhuharov9700]

Hopefully Jim never googles skat porn. Oh damn.

[@bobbow310]

I've been crying for 7 min straight 😭 🤣

[@jimmymetal713]

That woke me out of napping, laughing

[@zlinedavid]

Where’s she been, PF Chang’s?

[@robbieradford4620]

Honestly I completely forgot about it until this video and it’s all come flooding back

[@Copperstoned]

Thank you for this, Jim and Brian! Happy New Year to the members of the Cult and the Corny haters as well!

[@foradlesstube1283]

100%, this needs to be a reoccurring thing that should happen once a year. Release it on Christmas (December 25th) and it would be a highly anticipated Christmas gift!

[@derekburger5589]

Agreed

[@Austin-31557]

Agreed

[@chadallen-ug3zs]

Agreed

[@chihollywood9379]

Agreed

[@brandonlatham694]

Agreed

[@daveduarte1231]

OMG the car on Jim's fence is on here. So funny. You need to hear this one.

[@williammitchell4417]

I remember when it was originally aired. Travis is a Rembrandt with the artwork 😁

[@ekmad]

I was laughing so fucking hard when that first came out that my stomach actually hurt. Cornette is such a personality.

[@dustinbasham393]

That story features Jim's greatest "haaaah" of all time. I laugh every time

[@zlinedavid]

“I DID NOT ASK ONE….SINGLE….SOLITARY SON OF A BITCH……”

[@FIFApepper]

The best clip ever

[@brianhopson2072]

Paul Bearer and Undertaker singing Happy Birthday on Superstars of Wrestling during a Yokozuna match Jim was managing. I couldn't breathe! 😆😆😆😆😆

[@williamhunter5549]

That may be the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Ppl in the background giving Yoko shit with the Ol’ U-S-A foreign menace chant 😅

[@CTM901]

I almost woke my daughter up it was so funny 😂

[@robleavold84]

I think raven and Vince were on commentary if I remember correctly saw this superstars a few times.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

@@robleavold84 As Johnny Polo right lol 😂

[@chriswhite82]

The 'Mars' storyline must have been quite a while ago, this passed me by! And this is the very first part of the video...I'm looking forward to this (please pack this with reactions to Russo!)

[@thor775]

It's essentially the plot to the Martian which I found kind of funny even though it made no sense

[@StevieDamnit]

I think the Mars one was from early 2017. I was hoping they'd officially upload to their channel for quite some time.

[@athanaskozhuharov9700]

I'm sure Chris Jericho would steal that and claim it as his masterpiece.

[@Xaintrix]

I totally missed the mars thing it was so good

[@John_1077]

I can see the booker of the year hunched over a desk writing this pitch down word for word. Dave Meltzer will give 5 stars and claim it's next level booking 🤣🤣

[@nosambawhcs3664]

I was hoping the Randy Atcher clip would be on this omnibus, and I didnt have to wait long. Probably my favorite Jim Cornette clip ever.

[@wc2998]

I was about to say the same thing, so I concur 👍

[@TopHatJacks_alt]

I felt so bad for corny in that segment.

[@chihollywood9379]

​@@TopHatJacks_alt same u can tell he was heartbroken but man o man i cant help but😂😂😂 evertime i hear this

[@MurdocIsASaint]

It’s amazing, it’s literally something out of a tv show 😂 I could see Larry David doing this

[@johnnicastro5931]

The Undertaker saying "thank you for being such a great husband" is the best thing ever.

[@CTM901]

Lol yes!

[@travisneal3938]

It just hits...different. Bwahahahaha!

[@matthewlawlis2421]

He was channeling his inner Ultimate Warrior for those cameos. It was the only way to get that odd.

[@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw]

OMG RIGHT!!! JESUS... " Get your mom a big hug from the undertaker". omg L M A O

[@russellcampbell3500]

That popped me more then anything else on her tbh.

[@paulgoodman8476]

"Where's she been -- P.F. Chang's?" I ruptured a vein laughing. OMG Corney is beyond funny.

[@mishaoosterhuis5260]

The segments about Tessa Blanchard and about the lies of Hulk Hogan are two I regularly listen back. Great picks for this omnibus!

[@mucketymuck6723]

“Happy birthday, dear…L-N….” followed by Brian’s laugh is one of my favorite moments.

[@chuckivie601]

Undertaker “I got your note!” with Jim and Brian losing it had me rolling. Also….All Elite Scooby Doo. 🤣🤣

[@daleharris3809]

Hearing Jim's mortified reaction to Nikki Bella's Vader comments will never get old.

[@t.k.outcast7962]

SHE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S DEAD!OH MY GOD!!! Kills me every time.💀😆😂🤣

[@laroasty]

Beyond delighted that the "car crash" segment is on here! The tirade he unleashes on the lady is legendary

[@adrianjtarrant]

It hit him wrong okay :D

[@jeremyotto8401]

what episode was that on?

[@laroasty]

Episode 378 - Jim Cornette Experience podcast

[@warshipsatin8764]

if anyone else told that story id think it was bullshit that never happened but you know cornette really did all of it. if anything he's probably underselling it

[@Willrich202000]

Calling the Bella twins, “Twin Sables” is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UncleSpicey]

😂😂😂😂😂 It’s so accurate, as well😂😂

[@Vademeer]

​

[@KennyA09]

I've never laughed as hard as I did the first time hearing The Undertaker saying All Elite Scooby-Doo 😂😂😂

[@TheSoundwaveprime]

Taker saying "Is that how I am going to address you" is so priceless. The video doesn't include the equally funny part where Taker says "your single life can rest in peace" made better by how Taker almost breaks character by laughing for a second.

[@MattyIceYT]

If he is who I think he is, the guy he's talking about comes to shows in a Scooby-Doo custom. At the first show I went to they let the guy get in the ring as well as someone dressed as Jesus and they let them pin 2 people 🤦‍♂. One of which was QT Marshall and I can't remember who the other one was.

[@matthewsmith5374]

Congratulations on your marriage…. You did the right thing Scooby Doo.

[@SBOutrich]

Brian’s laugh is the best it’s contagious!

[@brianshields7485]

So is Jim's I enjoy the back and forth between them it's the highlight of my day and getting me through a struggle

[@timbobcreations3915]

Agreed...the segments dont make me fall po ut laughing until brian starts laughing!

[@PBLightning145]

Steven Outrich no

[@BLoafX]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJnGiqKJoM6spdU

[@jims.6393]

"I Will Address You As......All Elite Scooby Doo" I'm f'n dyin'

[@bredenis5]

“God damn pal, we need a SPACE program!”

[@MikeGodetteMusic]

Those Undertaker cameos had me crying. Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@ggali09]

1:35:41 “This AEW women’s division, it never lets you down and it always lets you down” a truly evergreen quote from The Great Brian Last.

[@indus7841]

The Great Brian Last

[@maxxdahl6062]

@@connor7036 Also I would add, if you're going to go with just a few, go after really talented women rather than just hiring anyone if you can't have quantity, AEW needs to hire quality.

[@evilmidget]

To quote Dewy from Malcolm in the Middle: "I expected nothing...and I'm STILL disappointed"

[@ekmad]

12 minutes in and I'm already in tears. Corny is just the best.

[@hughmorris2078]

When corny found out randy atcher died I lost it

[@vicenzor3625]

That Maki Itoh video is fucking bonkers. It's on KZbin under "Maki Itoh entrance AEW dynamite (Simpsons ending)". That is just comically bad attempts at wrestling. It's like watching a bloopers reel

[@hughmorris2078]

@@vicenzor3625 I fucking love maki itoh. She's the greatest awful thing I've ever seen.

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

I don't believe you. Literally you're in tears laughing before 12 min.?? Either your sense of humor is very weak or you're just lying.. probably the latter eh? Too many of you say this on here. In fact you're most likely a bot which is why you won't end up responding as well. Sick of it

[@Beaver_Cleavage420]

@@ASCUMBAGWh0re 5 minutes in and I'm in tears

[@chrisparkinson8130]

Paul bearer singing happy birthday got me trying to hold in a laugh at 4am 😂😂😂 so so funny 😆

[@michaelmarino7391]

WE NEED A BRIAN LAST LAUGHING OMNIBUS!!!! LMAO 😂😆🤣

[@Irishgod1983]

Fuck no we don’t

[@rancidcrawfish]

Please no

[@chris_michael_s]

A no Brian omnibus would be better

[@chris_michael_s]

Still better than Conrad Thompson though but that’s not saying much.

[@code1superstar]

Hell yeah. People who don’t like Brian aren’t podcast fans.

[@RoachOverlord]

I hope the anime dating sim saga gets its own omnibus. Might be kinda short, but it would be nice to have it all in one video.

[@BigDaddyKing632]

Agreed and we need more of it

[@George-wv5hf]

Absolutely hilarious gentlemen! The whole Tessa stoolgate was outrageous to listen to.

[@giacomogotta2253]

Taker's happy birthday was the best Also, i just now realized the play on words with Paul Bearer's name. It only took me decades

[@williammitchell4417]

Someone needs to send a copy of that to Michelle!!

[@joshuaDstarks]

30-odd years is better than going the rest of your life never getting it.

[@homedeezyfasheezy5662]

I always listen to Jim and Brian when I’m feeling down in the dumps. This compilation will definitely be a go to when I’m feeling down again. They always put a smile on my face

[@johnkolko5199]

if into dumps then skip to the Tessa Blanchard part at 35:00

[@darkshaolinwarrior]

That 7 farts at the end of the Tessa segment had me dying

[@0tt0z]

The 7 fart salute!

[@ZorkuAravar]

It would've been 8 at the Tokyo Dome

[@Lacquerhead-ec4db]

I have never heard the Randy Atcher clip before, that has to be one of the funniest reactions I’ve ever heard from Jim! LMAO

[@daveconleyportfolio5192]

The station worked Cornette! What a mark!

[@panchopolarbear]

The story about the kid parking his mustang on corny’s fence gets me every time

[@rofbagging9749]

I made the mistake of listening to this at work. Customers kept looking at me like I was insane for the frequent bursts of laughter 😂

[@chihollywood9379]

I consistently make da mistake of listening 2 this episode as i try 2 nap😂😂😂. Needless 2 say i fail😂😂😂

[@LoPhatKao]

"Where's she been? P.F. Changs?" oh god it hurts from crylaughing 🤣🤣

[@paulofreire9174]

The funniest part of Brian’s Maki Itoh breakdown is that the whole thing only accounted for like 2-3 minutes. 😂

[@griv310]

Can’t wait for Volume Two. This was hilarious.

[@mindlessdroid3630]

2:31:35 the Hogan lying stuff is classic especially Harley Race setting the ring on fire. 😂😂😂

[@UncomfortableShoes]

It’s Harley Race, he’s setting the ring on fire! He must need a job!

[@closethockeyfan5284]

Not sure this one can be topped. My favorite segment from the show

[@UncomfortableShoes]

@@closethockeyfan5284 same

[@PhillAccio]

Brian's laugh is like the fun dad we all wanted haha Thanks guys!

[@BLoafX]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJnGiqKJoM6spdU

[@Irishgod1983]

Brian isn’t a fun dad he pays a nanny to raise his children

[@maxxdahl6062]

@@Irishgod1983 No one cares.

[@SuperMacik1]

Paul Bearer and undertaker singing happy birthday while the crowd chants "USA" was such wholesome comedy that it ALMOST (and the key word is "almost") made up for the Tessa Blanchard which was hilarious but also made me feel like I needed a shower haha

[@abbott.0]

Never heard the Blanchard segment, i now did and made my day!! 🤣🤣

[@KentaObscuro]

38:29 Brian goblin laughing at PF Chang’s ☠️

[@RyanIncorporated]

I was hoping the Randy Atcher story would be featured, and I was NOT DISAPPOINTED. XD That is the moment in the show’s history that made me laugh the hardest.

[@kevinsolis5746]

The moment he said 2002 😭

[@chihollywood9379]

​@@kevinsolis5746 "Thats gotta b incorrect!!!"😂😂😂

[@Flexarot]

I've listened to this 3 times last month and more this month, Brian's uncontrollable laughing and Jim's makes this so much more funnier every time lol cant not wait for volume 2 with the other cameos lol

[@docj09]

I’m CRYING laughing at the Taker cameo segment.

[@MilMaska]

"Actually it was one of the better Jim Cornette tirades" - Jim Cornette

[@KB_5280]

1:02:50 I had no idea the Undertaker did these messages! I agree with Jim, I'm hurting from laughing at them! 😂😂😂

[@matthewlawlis2421]

"I got your note" had me rolling. Some of those messages were very ultimate warrior like.

[@megamarsonic]

@@matthewlawlis2421 “Thank you for being such a great husband.” and “All… Elite… Scooby-Doo.” got me laughing the hardest.

[@3ShotTGK]

"You're a great husband" being said by Taker is something you'd never think would be hilarious but it is

[@asukalangley6494]

That WWF Greetings On Call part was COMEDY GOLD! I always wondered if the reason the Undertaker says Hel-en was to emphasize the hell part for the character. That was so lame but funny.

[@benwest1839]

Happy New Year Jim and Brian!!! Looking forward to a great 2023 and with you guys to carry us through it. Cheers!

[@layersofjade5197]

The beginning had me rolling listening to Jim and Brian busting a gut about the Mars angle 😂

[@zachscott5420]

I’m trying to sleep at 2:17 am and now I’m fully awake in tears in pain from laughing at their reaction to the Tessa audio. I didn’t know anything about that part of Tessa’s “heat”

[@philipschrock6488]

When Jim asks "Where did she eat at? PF Chang's?" and the Undertaker cameos had me gasping for breath!

[@michaellloyd8496]

This is so funny I hope Jim makes Volume 2 of the Omnibus!

[@jameswesten2018]

Aww shit this is gonna be awesome! "Extra Cheese MotherFuker!"🧀🧀

[@christopherkessler4827]

Don't worry I'm sure Jim will be on it

[@GregHuffman1987]

The tessa bit shoulda been saved for #2

[@kilojayfalcon]

10 minutes in and this was already funnier than i already expected, definitley needed the laugh too! 🤘

[@bojow8102]

Thank you guys for this, I laughed so much! The Undertaker saying Scooby Doo cracked me up 😆👍👍

[@jameswesten2018]

😆 I think Brian's gonna laugh so hard he's gonna ....rest...in ..peace...

[@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw]

right!!

[@thischannelisdecommissioned]

I have so many questions about Jim's story about the cassette he bought at a gas station. Did someone just leave it there? Were there copies consistently sold as part of the store inventory? Did the guy who recorded it receive royalties? The mind boggles

[@william.L]

Don't know what's funnier Jim's delivery or Brian's infectious laughter that makes these segments special.

[@PatrickMaliha]

OMG… ! 😂😂 The alleged Tessa audio/video section was literally the first time I’ve ever even heard of that. And, by “that” I mean that particular request. Also, I find it HILARIOUS that people can’t believe a guy who would make such a request would be such a s***y person *Boom. Roasted 😂😂😂

[@harter517]

Paul Bearer and Undertaker singing Happy Birthday to auto-recorded ‘Helen’ is priceless unintentional comedy. One of the funniest segments I’ve ever heard in wrestling.

[@warshipsatin8764]

its hard to think of a phrase that seems more uncharacteristic of the undertaker than "i got your note", but "thank you for being a great husband" is the number one contender so far

[@tafttheraft5314]

My favorite part of that ridiculous gerbil story is that they somehow knew the cause of death of the gerbil. Like when they pulled a dead gerbil out of the dude’s ass they didn’t just assume it had suffocated, they actually did an autopsy and waited for the toxicology report lol.

[@charles616]

The fence story is probably my favorite thing I've ever heard on the podcast.

[@robbyblizzard7891]

Someone should make a cartoon of the car accident story. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe lol

[@constablekennedy7705]

Happy New Year Fellas …. 🙏🏿

[@Pie_Yow_Comme_Ca]

The term, “brooding twink,” is now my favorite thing I’ve ever heard

[@davidcoffey4041]

The “dump” had me spewing my drink. It’s all good, but the 12 year old inside me exploded.

[@thewhitelodgery]

you had a 12 year old inside you?! lol

[@k1ngf3lon92]

I haven’t genuinely laughed uncontrollably in so long until I heard Jim cornet talk about the car accident outside of his home, thank you so much I really needed it today

[@adaminthehouse2]

Good God the early podcasts' audio is so rough compared to the last few years! I never noticed really before I guess but now I'm like holy shit that's half static lol

[@Siarawaszympanemjest]

Man, that crapping part had me choking when I first heard it. Classic :D

[@kovulion7777]

You know Brians having a blast if he does the HHEEEHEEEEEHEEEE laugh XD

[@mahakalavanilla6263]

The Tessa Blanchard clip has already ruined 2023 for me

[@williammitchell4417]

This would have to be an older story since Rebel's now with AEW. But yeah Tessa has always had an attitude.

[@daveduarte1231]

💩🤣

[@mahakalavanilla6263]

@@williammitchell4417 If you’re only as far as her bad attitude, God bless you. I nearly threw up in my car listening to the pod version the other day

[@ekmad]

She needs some roughage in her diet.

[@williammitchell4417]

@@ekmad maybe she's taking the ___ Greens ( I forget the name) or maybe she's eating some Magic Spoon 😁

[@mixedmartialoddest]

Jesus Christ, that Mars clip right out of the gate always has me in tears.

[@HuwhyteMan]

That very first bit with the "wrestler stranded on Mars"/"First wrestling company to do a show in space" was a masterclass in either sarcasm, parody, or trolling.....perhaps a bit of each¿?¡! Either way it was hilarious!¡!¡ I was over here crying; partly because it's so fuckin funny but Jim and Brian both have a seriously contagious laugh during this segment! 😂😂😂😂 They are legit bustin a gut, cryin from laughing so hard!!! 😂😂😂 EDIT: Whoa whoa whoa!!! Who TF shoves their used tampon in someone's face¿?

[@TheBorwig]

I didn’t even know he was sick will always be one of my favorite punchlines 😂😂😂😂

[@b0n3s]

Thank you very much for this. The new year is starting off nice so far. If you're reading this, I hope your new year goes well for you & yours.

[@PontFlair]

I laughed all through this 🤣 It was great!! Thanks for this, Cornette AND Last. I'm from Philly and I remember Jerry Penicoli LOL

[@thomascone5236]

I honestly can’t wait for Jim & Brian’s take on the Dax podcast and his plea for Punk and the Elite..

[@scpjack7856]

The Mars thing is something I don’t remember but really made me laugh, I vaguely remember the Randy Atcher thing. Then Brian said Tessa Blanchard and I was like “OH YES”.

[@timcoleman8863]

Brian Last busting up makes me laugh so hard every time

[@planexshifter]

I agree, his laugh is infectious.

[@BLoafX]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJnGiqKJoM6spdU

[@danoconnor9733]

My wife loves TGBL...will listen if I tell her he cracks up. :)

[@chrisjamesr77]

The Undertaker doing Cameos was some of the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

[@LeatherHelmetMafiaProductions]

The Randy Atcher segment gets me every time. Thanks for digging this up Brian.

[@danielcasteel3426]

10 mins in and I'm just laughing my ass off. Thank you guys so much for this

[@shawnbaker3245]

"Where's she been, PF Chang's?" LMMFAO!!!!!

[@johnkatsoudas4767]

I can listen to Jim Cornette all day long. He is a living LEGEND! He is so good that I hated him with a passion as a little kid back in the NWA days with the Midnight Express.

[@trollge9567]

the best part about Hogan's "400 days a year"? The International Dateline, from the US (behind GMT) to Japan (ahead of GMT) means that you would LOSE a day upon arrival in Japan, making even 365 days a year impossible. Even if Hogan were to hop on a plane after a quick match (as Hogan does), back to the US, he would only gain back the time he lost, not gain any additional time at all.

[@slickduecemanattorneyatlaw2558]

The gift that keeps on giving