Jim Cornette Reviews Tony Khan Being Attacked By Jack Perry & The Young Bucks on AEW Dynamite

[@OneSideofFries]

When Austin stunned Vince for the first time, Austin got arrested. When Tony Khan gets piledriven, everyone walks away with no consequences.

[@younghotboy109]

the stunner heard around the world

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

There was no black person that the police could hit, chase or blame. Case closed.

[@romelmunoz7957]

​@@MariuszMroczek-dd7kuthe police didn't when Swerve Strickland trespassed Adam Page's house so why they would bother with some in ring action??

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

@@romelmunoz7957 They thought someone who calls himself hangman and is a cowboy would take care of the matter with his brotherhood.

[@romelmunoz7957]

@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku😂😂😂

[@mrdone4065]

Tony starts bulking up and enters to his new entrance theme, "You got a great chance in heck!"

[@kjd-s5b]

🛎️

[@jonwhatley3882]

"A great chance. That's what you got!"

[@Thejamesbgrowhouse]

No chance you’ve got no chance in hell .

[@iant4281]

Hilarious 🤣

[@luisinfant6025]

“Up against a machine too weak, friendly owners paying contracts to us are EVPs”

[@ucladodgerdog]

Cornette dropping this clip right now is truly "Saturday Night's Main Event"

[@ZoeW101]

Anyone up is very lucky!!

[@Saddler1944]

To be AEW is to be under constant attack. Cant Collision have it's Saturday night in piece.

[@HCIbn]

Facts!

[@Forever_Thatter]

early Sunday Night Heat

[@pleaseshutup7053]

Velocity

[@dontlikenobody2306]

The Dudleys finally putting Dixie Carter through a table was an incredible moment

[@nickonite]

Because the talent involved were being believable. Even Dixie played her part well. Regardless of what you want to say about business or her knowledge of wrestling. She did the character well for that angle.

[@chrisarctor]

@@nickonite And let's be fair, it was how many years ago? The authority figure stuff is just played out. WWE is doing it right with Pearce and Aldis, that style works tremendously but the Vince/Stone Cold or Bischoff and the nWo v. WCW and Turner, that was played out 15 years ago. Triple H and Steph doing the Authority stuff...pulling teeth. Payoff wasn't even worth it because Bryan had to step away a month after Mania.

[@dhenderson1810]

​@@chrisarctorI could see it working with "Final Boss" The Rock v Cody Rhodes.

[@bootneyfarnsworth2844]

​@@chrisarctorAnd Stephanie never really got her comeuppance

[@a.fields9789]

@@bootneyfarnsworth2844I mean they had Seth beat HHH and part of the match’s ending was Steph going through a table so we sort’ve got that 🥴

[@TheStunscsa]

The best thing that can come out of this is make Shad Khan an on screen character. He looked bigger and more intimidating than 90 percent of that roster

[@hakimdiwan5101]

Bro their faction's tallest member is a Japanese!

[@TheStunscsa]

@@hakimdiwan5101 😂😂😂 facts

[@TheBorwig]

Very Sheiky

[@TheStunscsa]

@@TheBorwig It's definitely the stache

[@dewforpolitics]

I loved how when Tony fell to the ground and “sold” the gut punch, it looked like a WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2006 animation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ussJK]

Shit looked like a create-a-finisher

[@_meangreenjersey973]

Yeah from wwf attitude

[@HCIbn]

I remember trading in my (sliver color) GameCube console and some games for Smackdown vs Raw 2006

[@Chefselecta]

Did you notice that he was punched on the left but sold the right 🤣

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Tennessee fainting goat

[@GojiAnguirus]

And this segment further proves that AEW is doing a *"Proving that CM Punk was right one show at a time"* tour.

[@sigmablock]

The real revenge tour, sorry Liv!

[@MrVante247]

Pretty much

[@matthewhostetter8974]

The segment that saw AEW lose 80k viewers from last week, and that Punk will forever live rent-free in AEW's head.

[@marvinleong5902]

683K overall, Shad must be happy with his geek son playfighting with his friends ​@@matthewhostetter8974

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

With Okody it looked like a Glee reunion.

[@JUYAN16]

Tony being Tombstoned by a hobbit was hilarious in itself.

[@markcampbell2702]

And spent what felt like 5 minutes with no struggle or fight to escape the finisher. So ridiculous

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Tony should have blown his white mist at him.

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

“My boy ain’t no hobbit.” Kanye, I mean Dave Meltzer

[@TabbyTheCat]

Don’t disrespect hobbits like that, they have way more fans including actual females like myself. 😂

[@ThePatrix1879]

He got vertically 69'd

[@christopherbates5565]

Tony Khan got beat up by a boy band in front of their Asian tour manager! All Excuse Wrestling at it's finest!

[@mike584]

I'm stealing this line!

[@ThatDoesntWorkForMeBrother]

All Excuse Wrestling 😂😂

[@mrskittles6486]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tahcria]

@@mike584 So am I!

[@alphatoddio]

Ocody 😅😂

[@coryfusting9294]

Kazuchika Okada went from headlining at the Tokyo Dome to being described as the "Lurch" of The Elite on Rampage. Incredible.

[@bumpingseagull9392]

I loved Shad Khans reaction. It was, “you’ve been spending my money on this?!” Best thing about the whole angle

[@marvinleong5902]

That smells like Finance reports about the huge monetary loss for the financial year and Shad went to see how Tony caused a huge loss in money

[@pendafen7405]

Generally I don't believe in domestic violence or beating on one's child, but Shad really does have grounds to spank Tony til he glows red like an apple.

[@marcussabom2696]

@@pendafen7405 Too late, TK is 41, so his brain is already developed, this is who he is.

[@isitoveryet9525]

@@marcussabom2696😂😂

[@EvilGoatBoy]

What brain?​@@marcussabom2696

[@Evs78101]

Tony Khans father had a look on his face like, “this is what you’re spending my money on?!”

[@nataliescott2261]

Or man he needs acting lessons

[@JonLa89]

@@nataliescott2261 Kenny Oliver swoops in with a 🎶dun dunna dun dun dun dunnnn!!!🎶 Did somebody say acting lessons? It's Capt Cos-Play.

[@MattyMoor]

It was like a group of high school kids bullying the substitute teacher

[@quentinkaasa47]

The "Elite" would have a tough time taking on the Sweathogs, at least without Okada.

[@professornotoAmbition]

Ahah on all of the internet since it’s inception back in 1994. There’s never been a more accurate statement then this one lol

[@MattChubacca]

Truer statements have never been said🤣🤣

[@billlee6424]

I can't tell if Travis ment to make "The Gang" look short or to make em look pushed into the background as irrelevant as they actually are 😂

[@ramontorres8424]

One thing I learned about this segment, is that Tony Khan has no aura. Tony has no charisma, he is not a great physical presence. Hell, even Dixie Carter was good looking and carried herself as the owner. Tony is awkward, small, and comes of as the nerdy son of the owner that's only there to get bullied.

[@pendafen7405]

Yes, you could believe Dixie making tough business calls, and hiring & firing people if nothing else.

[@el-youtub3r402]

hes such an embarresment! good god seeing him on TV is so cringe the guy can't work the camera! his presence...his body language. Someone take this richie rich mark off tv!

[@nielcarpnava]

Its like when Herb Abrams and Gordon Scozzari have a baby 🤣🤣

[@NinjapowerMS]

Tony Khan getting bullied by four of the most least intimidating men in the promotion. One of them even tore their pants and desperately tried to hide it from camera haha.

[@bturcz4025]

What was even more funny was All of the ESPN Draft Commentators laughing to the audience that Tony is Turning His Head too much for someone who is working a neckbrace on live television. The fact that Andy Kaufman is better at working then Tony is laughable.

[@zufallig4377]

Nah. Andy Kaufman was already a seasoned professional actor and comedian by the time he teamed up with Lawler, and Andy had been a wrestling fan since he was a kid. Tony is just some IWC goof with a crap-ton of cash.

[@sameasme2]

Tony Kahn is nowhere near Andy Kaufman's level.

[@RFNY315]

@@sameasme2yet.

[@sbz88]

The way Tony sold that punch from Jack is proof that he's never been in a real fight in his life 😂.

[@ozzy6994]

He would still fear for his life in a fake fight 😂

[@C0wboyzfan4life]

Because he feared for his life since Childhood

[@iceteehehe754]

Wasn't a punch

[@marvinleong5902]

He would have run and crying to daddy if he even got into a real fight instead of selling the injury 😂😂😂

[@TeddyKGB12]

Elderly Mae Young took better bumps than 40-year-old Tony Khan.

[@rockyroad3779]

“Tony’s head was so far up his ass he knocked himself out” that’s Gold Jim Gold

[@Dale-jr7oj]

Lmfao 😂

[@R.A.M.10]

I swear, I'm going to find a way to use that one. That made me laugh for a good two minutes straight.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

As golden as Moxley's teeth.

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

That is the only thing that makes sense with how Tony sold that stomach punch lol

[@cableroyson9992]

😂

[@EyeOfTheWatcher]

Jack Perry was defending himself from an unwanted hug.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

How is it possible that even Perry's beard doesn't look believable?!

[@HCIbn]

Also Jack Perry fear for his life too.

[@Edward-fy6bt]

Free Jack Perry

[@grammysworld5449]

It honestly wouldn't have been as bad if Perry had just attacked him.. Jack has to be dumb as fuck to not see the Bucks IMMEDIATELY took all his heat from him 😂😂

[@ismthamisfit]

"If Tony Khan asks for a Hug, You gotta say NO!"

[@ChevyVertsX3]

I am 51y/o and have been a wrestling fan since the age of 4 watching it on B&W Television. The excitement was so real that my grandma was in tears and upset at everyone when "Jack Briscoe" got attacked on Florida Championship Wrestling? It was serious stuff and you believed! This crap is hard to watch even for me. There once was a time if you told a true wrestling fan that it was fake, a fight could break out! I'll never give up on wrestling but AEW is making it easy for the WWE

[@JJMcHurt]

When I was 10 I ran into Ole Anderson after a house show in GA. He was cussing out the store clerk and I was so scared I froze at the door and ran back to the car without getting a snack for the ride home. At home I would tell Myself if I ever saw him I would punch him in the face!!! In real life he was a big man and scared me. If a kid saw these wrestlers in public they would be fearless 😂😂😂

[@tylerdulak9030]

Oh Jim. TK wore that neck brace, and Pat McAfee and the boys clowned the shit outta him in real time.

[@mickeymojito]

Amazing how Tony got Corny, Bischoff, Disco Inferno and RUSSO to agree that this was horrible television and the worst angle. Truly a miracle 🙏🏻

[@tavrobinson6261]

I can't believe Dave & Tommy Dreamer from Busted Open applauded this travesty because they had Rosa on with them 🙄

[@AnneHathawayRules]

Shads face at the end was like "I'm spending money on this shit???"

[@XombieLejon66]

It's the wrestling version of the WW1 Christmas miracle

[@RonstaSlap]

Oh yeah totally they are the pinnacle of what a good opinion is lol

[@keeganhurley119]

@@tavrobinson6261seriously Dreamer applauded that. I can believe LaGreca because he’s a bitch

[@alysone685]

Jack Perry is the perfect babyface for the AEW hardcores. It absolutely makes sense that an obnoxious coworker who got an ass kicking he specifically asked for would be a hero to those folks. Only problem is what makes him a hero to them makes him a joke to everyone else.

[@randomlynamed3353]

Wait a minute: Perry - talks tough but loses like a little b in anything real Sammy - says stupid s* online and dangerously untrained Darby - takes unnecessary risks that will end with him in a wheelchair MJF - wasted talent counting down the days until he can leave They truly are the 4 pillars of AEW.

[@aaronrumph3291]

But he is a heel, Darby is the perfect babyface for AEW fans the dude take unnecessary risks even though he can wrestle and doesn't need to, is an average promo, and looks like an average joe. Hell he even dresses like an average joe

[@MattyPeq]

Asskicking? 😂 By who? 😂 CryingMf Sux? Have you seen his dangerous punch against Mickey Gall??? We are still laughing almost eight years later.

[@RC.41]

Hero to the autistics and once a week shower / toothbrushing crew

[@Gotchism4Life]

But...but...muh Cagematch ratings!

[@Jack-fo2pc]

"Oh no, our TV deal is coming up, QUICK! Put the Money Mark on camera!!!"

[@sameasme2]

Gotta thank the angel 😇

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Crackhead billionaire

[@matthewhostetter8974]

Shad Khan's face on all of this spoke voluimes. He finally got to see he truly made a Mistake, as he looked down at the Mistake.

[@ColinPeddicord]

@@matthewhostetter8974 "I should've missed your mom that night" - Shad Khan

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

With Shahid's appearance, it looked like a strange episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

[@marc_leblanc]

The way Tony falls to the ground like he's dead...and then the second it took to realize: "Oh right, it was just a gut punch" rolling to his side. lmao

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

You can be 100% incapacitated by a shot to the liver but that's not how he sold it. He acted like a shot to the abdomen (on the other side from his liver) was a devastating punch to the jaw. He should have been writhing in pain.

[@BobHowler]

When Shad came out, I thought it was Pablo Escobar coming to call in Tony's tab.

[@anonymousnostalgia7674]

Tony Khan injecting a lethal dose of poison into his own company 😂

[@TuMalditaMadre]

Why did I instantly read that in crazy Vince McMahon voice?

[@iceteehehe754]

The AEW zombies are really going all in on this. It's been so eye-opening to see those KZbinrs and podcasters who can't honestly criticize this, unlike Cornette and Bischoff, getting totally exposed. Conrad was so pissed off about Bischoff's opinion that he tried to accuse Eric of giving Arquette the WCW belt. Yeah, the guy who acts like he's some wrestling expert totally forgot that TONY RUSSO came up with that angle. EXPOSED.

[@matthewhostetter8974]

I love that there are pictures at the end of the segment while they are checking on Tony, of Kris Statlander laughing and smiling. She went full Paul London.

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

​Conman is like Tiny Khan't: passive aggressive until it becomes too personal for them despite it not being about them. He KNOWS Bischoff didn't hand arquette the belt but because Eric doesn't like conmans friends favourite toys he went on the attack. It's just really sad. Still love to see Eric take a huge dump on conman though.

[@jabrondestoroyah]

A bunch of geeks, seriously, it looked awful with Okada being the only full-grown man in the ring smh 💀

[@ronin86_Oi]

The purple young buck ripped his pants after the top rope front flip lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hawk494edward]

Yep, from the top of the Ass to the end-seam of the crotch 😂😂😂😂

[@chriserrickson1624]

Not Even the 3 stooges daré to such levels of comedy

[@chriserrickson1624]

I mean... The other 3 stooges

[@tyfixit6138]

Lmaooooo

[@mikedavis6414]

That’s all he did 😂😂he didn’t even touch Tony the other guy did tombstone but the guy in purple just flipped and landed on his ass

[@muckmuck14]

My refresh button can take a break

[@APW012]

Not yet. The Harvey Weinstein is pending.

[@jonaslipat8128]

Still got Tony's Weinstein comment

[@Skheezer]

@@APW012it’s baffling yet it’s not he actually said that

[@_JC_21]

Yikes, go outside.

[@mikegilbert297]

😂

[@edyer01]

The funny thing about all this was during the NFL draft Tony Kahn was seen on camera during the Jacksonville Jaguars picks wearing the neck brace backwards or incorrectly. It’s like Tony realized the camera was coming into their war room and he didn’t have the brace on so they put it on him in a hurry and it wasn’t even on correctly. He even did an interview on NFL network trying to promote AEW and all the things that happened to him in the ring. The NFL analyst asked Tony Kahn what his prognosis was and he said if you wanna know what my prognosis is then you need to tune in to AEW on TBS to find out the rest of the story.

[@IronDiva]

I just saw that Tony is “out with an injury indefinitely “

[@brendanwilliams106]

"AEW is Pepsi and the WWE is Harvey weinstein"😂🤦‍♂️

[@getschwifty9531]

​@@brendanwilliams106😂 can't wait till they discuss that.

[@Big.Stepper.]

I'd be so pissed off if I were a jags fan. You want your team to improve, but ownership is sidetracked with indie wrestling bullshit 🙄

[@ScottRen14]

Same with Fulham fc

[@jeffp.7598]

Jacksonville is a well known poorly run team from the top down. They never put their focus on anything important.

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

“Why doesn’t he just fire them?” There’s the problem. Austin/McMahon worked because, even though you knew McMahon hated Austin in Kayfabe, outright firing him would hurt business. Firing the Bucks and Perry would have zero impact on business, so why wouldn’t Tony fire them? They’re ratings poison. In Kayfabe he has no reason not to start Dynamite on Wednesday by announcing all of them are gone.

[@2DFightergaming]

especially after he fired CM Punk for yelling at him so loud that he feared for his life lol

[@jonmarrie9469]

Plus one time Mcmahon did fire Austin, but it worked for the story

[@benjambreeg]

Because the bucks are his best buds

[@zeromagnum2811]

nobody in AEW can think that far ahead for a storyline.

[@bobofindlay]

HBK was the commissioner ​@@chuckles9767

[@livingoutlouder]

I lost my mind when Corny says and here comes "Rick Moranis's stunt double!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SandMan1998]

He does look like rick moranis

[@nikiedmonds6236]

😂😂😂

[@pkizzlebeats]

When he had the glasses 😂😂😂

[@kingslayer2999]

Honey I Shrunk my Ratings 😂

[@nikiedmonds6236]

@@kingslayer2999 lmao

[@VladTheInhaler..]

Funniest thing is TK attended the Jacksonville Jaguars’ draft with a neck brace and Pat McAfee’s buddy called him out for moving his neck around in a brace when he was trying to play a neck injury 😂

[@mrperson2804]

As a fan from the UK Khan was always viewed as an idiot in the sports world here because of his running of Fulham. It warms the heart to see he’s seen as much of a goof stateside.

[@VladTheInhaler..]

kzbin.infocERkHHOYnt8?si=504bcbH0Sh6TCS9K

[@ryanwaslawski6088]

This is up there with the best “so bad it’s good” segments in aew history. Cargill’s debut. Dork Order attacking the elite. It was great.

[@4zafinc]

Every Brandy appearance

[@isaiahedmonson5832]

Jade Aew debut was hilarious to me still funny today

[@eldiablo3794]

Nobody noticed Nick Jackson totally blowing his ass out of his pants, and was trying to hide his huge rip from the camera after that ridiculous front flip? I was laughing so hard after seeing that and how ridiculous Tony looked being held in a tombstone by a 5'8" man-child.. WWE had the attitude era, and AEW has the attitudeLESS era.

[@ScrubTheNub]

Jack Perry looks and acts like the 3rd Bucks brother. This stable has no aura whatsoever. Just 3 sarcastic white dudes with ponytails… and Okada.

[@frod79]

Spike Buck

[@ADAMdinho1]

So true 😂😂😂😂

[@samspurgeon4222]

I thought it was 2 Gallaghers and 1skinny Zach Galifanakis cosplayers

[@iLoveLucy420]

3 cornpops

[@Random_ideit]

Reee no whites allowed.

[@angrypirate6666]

The fact that Tony ended the night with his face buried in a Buck's groin...... And it was no different than any other of his nights ....

[@Random_ideit]

Keep your fantasies to yourself bro

[@Coldstone47034]

The elite circle jerk on Tony's face makes the little goof smile every time

[@angrypirate6666]

@@Random_ideit Sorry. Did I insult your heroes?

[@angrypirate6666]

@@Random_ideit Oh no..... I'm baffled by your superior intellect. Good thing I'm not an "idiot".

[@Random_ideit]

@@angrypirate6666 at least you admit you have problems, that's the first step lil guy

[@SuperbNProsper]

He even grabbed the wrong side of his stomach after he fell 😂

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Just wanted to make sure not to lose any of his magic chalk.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

How can you not know how to sell a punch to the abdomen? Shots to the liver are shoot legitimately incapaciting. Just watch a boxer or MMA fighter getting "knocked out" by one and copy it.

[@newwaveknight1]

15:57 "Who could beat up the Young Bucks and Jack Perry there?" My nine-year-old niece. 😂

[@gromester1092]

Just tell her to avoid Kenny Omega

[@BXMarathoner26]

Someone wrote that he fell like Woody from Toy Story and I spat out my water. I do appreciate that he wore a neck brace at the NFL Draft keeping Kayfabe going.

[@D4NK1]

I agree with Brian. Tonys gonna start sleeping with Orange Cassidy

[@vb2806]

Lol start? He is all about the mimosa and coke

[@yoholmes273]

Tony bottoms to Oranges top 🍊 🍆

[@corpyhogan4433]

This segment is going to do absolutely nothing for AEW. The ratings were below 700,000 people.

[@marvinleong5902]

Waiting for Uncle Dave excuse to defend the ratings below 700K

[@iceteehehe754]

They are trying to blame the NBA.The nba's tv raitings are CRATERING like never before. College Basketball has elcipsed them. Womens College basketball at that.

[@Lawangeenkhan-uu6fw]

He already comes with ton of excuses ​@@marvinleong5902

[@dylonmullins]

​@@iceteehehe754really what's going on with the NBA why is it losing popularity?

[@kayhaich]

Yet is more talked about and more interesting than anything on WWE right now #crymeariver

[@GillBoldberg]

When you order the nWo from Temu.

[@Deadxman616]

No this is blue world order from wish

[@TeddyKGB12]

Even Temu would have a better version. More like he ordered from Wish.......

[@jasonfisher0317]

​@@TeddyKGB12dollar tree. The corner gas station owned by Akmed when the flying J is right next door.

[@TeddyKGB12]

@@jasonfisher0317 Maybe not even a chain store lol. There's a flea market about 5 miles from where I live that sells all sorts of knockoffs. Oakeys. Reedboks. Ralph Larun. Addidas. That's a good place to find TK's NWO lol

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Bought from the local crack addict hobo

[@troIIdier]

"the dreaded gut punch from Ox Baker Perry" lmao

[@timothyjackson4069]

I giggle every time Jim says Jungle Jackoff. Its so fitting.

[@horrorstew3577]

Daddy Khan looks like Wario

[@gall01019]

He kind of looks like a cross between the characters Von Kaiser and Great Tiger from Punch-Out!!

[@nickhughes8179]

He looks like Saddam Hussein

[@JathanielLunnington]

He looks like General Adnan or that shop keeper from the Zelda CDI game

[@TheOmgeddon]

WAAAAAAH

[@brettgranger4781]

I remember TK's Dad from Seinfeld. He played Saddam Hussein, who was a double parker.

[@ChrisCash720]

Mcafee and the boys ripping him durring the draft was priceless 😂

[@johnjones8888]

You know every single person who works for another team was laughing at him..... apparently the NFL had a camera following him back and forth across the street between aew tapings and going to the NFL to watch other people do their real jobs.

[@TL2354]

During

[@EliasRoy]

What did he say?

[@nekromachine]

Shad Khan the true final boss was looking utterly disgusted at his clown child Tony McKahn

[@hakimdiwan5101]

I really feel sorry for his dad, he deserved a better son.

[@loolewis8212]

@@hakimdiwan5101yeah Nick Khan is the son that Shahid Khan deserves, but he's got perpetual manchild Tony for a kid.

[@toddmcdonald8881]

Don’t forget these morons are ALSO owners of an NFL franchise.

[@johnnywalker5745]

If Shad will choose a son to adopt, he will not adopt Tony.

[@durden2480]

Including the fans

[@eduardodearcos2076]

@2:04 Bischoff turned heel before Vince

[@theFRIS]

as Corny said, it could’ve been big if they would’ve built to this Austin didn’t stun Vince right away-he went after random wrestlers, then Slaughter & Lawler (i may be forgetting others), then eventually stunning Vince was the big finale

[@grizz7271]

@9:20 “the announcers were laying out like it just been the Kennedy assassination” 😂😂😂

[@PatioTheater]

i had to pause it i was laughing so hard...

[@grizz7271]

@@PatioTheaterlmao same!

[@chwenhoou]

Vince McMahon's last Stone Cold Stunner was more convincing than this 27-clown car pile-up.

[@matthewhostetter8974]

Vince at least looked intimidating as Mr. McMahon and even at 70+ years old could still beat up the DoucheBucks.

[@koragg4193]

All honesty Jim's description of what happened makes it look much better than it was. It was like a bunch of year one college students pretending to do what Jim said they did. The action and the acting were so phony. The venue was low rent. Everybody was winking and nudging. Even the crowd was reacting like a bunch of parents: 0 investment but still making random noises to make their kids feel better about it. And to top it all off, in the grandious climax of this wonderful performance the Balding Buck's pants split in half in the middle of the phoniest tombstone i've ever seen in my life. This is the final form of Tony Khan's sports based presentation ladies and gentlemen. A true art form as Kenny would say.

[@nickhughes8179]

Meanwhile Kenny after Cokie announces his in ring return unbeknownst to him. Who said I’m ready to come back?? Wait, I’m not healed up yet!! My diverticulitis took a deep sea diversion!! Who’s calling my phone?? Just Riho. Never heard of a Papa H…

[@sublime90]

the worst backyard wrestling looked better

[@Jeff_Pryce]

This is just a better funded ECW at this point, only without Paul Heyman to at least have some decent storylines.

[@bjg8638]

Tk reacted to that gut "punch" like Vito Corleone's mom getting blasted with a shotgun in Godfather 2.

[@adaminthehouse2]

He drops it in the middle of the night and still has 68k views already by 645am 😂 gotta love Jim & Brian

[@JonLa89]

Tony Clown's selling was so damn goofy that Daffy Duck has contacted Stephen P New to sue for Comedic Theft.

[@MrJjburgess11]

Yeah when they picked him up after the punch. There was no struggle from Khan whatsoever. He just stood there like a statue waiting for the next move 😂

[@skankhunt2025]

Cm punk choking Jack made Tony fear for his life, yet he gets put in a neckbrace and doesn't fear for his life and fire them. His on screen character was DOA because any work thing that can happen to him is more violent and extreme than the mild shoot security footage that made him fear for his life.

[@2DFightergaming]

Agreed

[@manuelper]

You're asking for logic from one of the worst bookers in wrestling history.

[@JoeLarazza]

If anyone from WWE reads this, please put Jim Cornette in the Hall Of Fame!

[@C0wboyzfan4life]

He is on 2017

[@vincesmith2499]

​@@C0wboyzfan4life???

[@sigmablock]

@@C0wboyzfan4life he only inducted Rock n Roll express dude.

[@C0wboyzfan4life]

@@sigmablock that's right

[@Vagajammer]

He has said he doesn't want to be inducted in the WWE HoF

[@FamooWahVe]

22:04 wassup with Brian throwing shots at Stephanie McMahon 😂

[@hgriff14]

the way he selled it with his arms straight above his head was one of the funniest images ever. looked like wile e coyote after an anvil landed on him.

[@larryhammer5183]

He was on NFL Network all 3 days at the draft! They talked about it everytime! TK no selling his own gimmick moving his neck and looking around was freaking CLASSIC!

[@jasonfisher0317]

People were like "at least he was selling it by wearing the neck brace!" Like shouldn't he have still been in the hospital???

[@robertnapier624]

@@jasonfisher0317 “medical facility pal!”

[@jinmochizuki]

Pat McAfee roasted him over how he sold the neck brace 😂

[@THExDETROITxLIONS]

Dave going to rate it a 7.5 stars.

[@chriserrickson1624]

It would be 8 but wasn't on the Tokyo dome

[@EliC09]

@@chriserrickson162410 stars if it was British Ricochet instead of the bucks

[@maxxdahl6062]

@@LadyTreez420 Wut?

[@johnnywalker5745]

@@chriserrickson1624and Will Ostrich not involved

[@Kalbuir66]

imagine an I. W. O. chant breaking out on Dynamite...lol

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Only if all 200 of the audience can spell.

[@timothyjackson4069]

In due time my child, in due time...

[@DanaHoltzbert]

Timeline wise, Bischoff was a year ahead of McMahon. Or 3 years behind if we're counting Memphis.

[@tonimaestre96]

Ok-Cody is a great nickname for Okada He is the Claudio Castagnoli of the Elite. From megastar to muscle man of the group. Great character development

[@doubles7533]

THE THUMBNAIL IS EVEN BETTER THAN I HOPED IT WOULD BE LMAO

[@PatrickMcCool]

Travis is just flat killing it!

[@markbond1683]

Tony selling that rib shot was the worst thing i have ever seen. I dont think i have ever laughed out loud at just how bad something was before. And then again about 7 or 8 more times on repeat lol

[@Lybrel]

Snooki was worse

[@geteheh3h3636]

He got scared and flinched through jumping

[@myhandlewastaken]

I had the same reaction.

[@kjd-s5b]

Could this AEW’s rib shot of doom.

[@maxxdahl6062]

He sold like he got hit in the face. then finally sold the gut shot when already on the ground. lmao

[@smsv2806]

This was an all-timer segment right here lmao

[@JoeyNovo]

lol this video has more views than the average AEW ppv

[@nosenseinme4354]

Bischoff joined the nWo around a full year before Vince McMahan turned heel.

[@i.still.function3463]

OH PLEASE GET THOSE SHIRTS MADE!!! Lol🤣

[@sameasme2]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@jessycruz2465]

I've watched that segment like a dozens of times and still laugh everytime. The overselling of jungle boy's punch to the pathetic meltzer driver was comedy gold.

[@matthewhostetter8974]

I loved that there are pictures after the punch and the Meltzer Driver, and Kris Statlander is in the background smiling and laughing, she went full Paul London on this segment.

[@ChunkyKong-47]

For the 2nd week in a row Aew has provided an all time Jim cornette performance.

[@warchild7352]

Can’t get over the fact everyone waited to go save Tony ……..

[@mattlong81]

“Ok boys, let’s make sure he’s good and injured before the cavalry rides in...”

[@Chance_Audio]

I saw this and thought .. “Tony feared for his life when someone lunged at him, but not when he was piledriven into the mat??! “ 😂

[@michaelm4613]

Are they going to have the committee fire any of them?!?!

[@unluckyirish2763]

​@@michaelm4613 probably not. Jungle Jabroni and crew are untouchable. -.-

[@TooMuchGirth]

I thought I was watching Fresh Prince when Carlton was C-Note and he gut punched Geoffrey for the china dog 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dswill2264]

Lmaooo.. what a reference!

[@Immortalangel14]

G sold that much better

[@lpnkorn15]

What a reference indeed 😂😂😂 one of the best episodes from that show.

[@WilliamSimpson-td2rp]

Lmao

[@Lakeshow11]

😂😂😂

[@joseroselli1034]

Can't wait for down the line Tony revelling himself as the mastermind saying Osprey it was me all along.....

[@teecakes]

And Ospreay now, now you know Ospreay that I will revoke your Continental Class flight tickets back to Europe and piss on your family visits to make your life, Ospreay, a complete, living, HELL!!

[@kam2150]

Jim Ross: Oh son of a Meltzer!

[@butchfletcher5694]

"it was meeeeee!!"😂

[@emirlsanchos6302]

​@@kam2150Tony Schivone: What?

[@LHGaming25]

Tony sold the gut punch like Nash sold Hogans Fingerpoke The entire segment felt parody of NWO & Austin vs Mcmahon storyline

[@demuswheeler3797]

Nash took a better bump

[@michaelm4613]

Finger poke of doom > Microphone poke of doom

[@segagenesis7708]

For those wondering, Bischoff turned heel before Vince did.

[@Iamzeke___]

19:16 not surprising to know Tony did a few bumps 😂😂

[@MrDrokkul]

They only stopped because Aubrey galloped to the ring and said, "Neigh!"

[@Awells89]

She is the ref who says Neigh

[@naseefzarif1576]

And she ran away when Punk choked Perry

[@C0wboyzfan4life]

My name is Mr Ed

[@rdrouynriv]

Its crazy to think that I went to school with this woman and here she is horsing around with Tony Khan.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Lost a horseshoe.

[@Awells89]

And Tony clown somehow managed to make this even worse the next 48 hours

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

This is like Bill and Ted's endless falling in their Bogus Journey.

[@pleaseshutup7053]

At least he tried to sell it

[@EliC09]

@@pleaseshutup7053sold it horribly. Kept moving his head around too much

[@pleaseshutup7053]

@@EliC09 I don’t understand he hires all these legends and doesn’t take advice from any of them what’s the point

[@marvinleong5902]

Like instead of promoting his show and hyping Omega return, he has to say "WWE is evil" like WTF?

[@JoshDanielAnglo]

I like how clusterf*ck it is... from Tony's gunshot selling, to Okada don't know wtf is going on, to jobbers and midcarders waiting for 500 years to come and rescue Tony, this was an all time classic, for all the wrong reasons 😂😂...

[@northleedspoppa]

Even in death inoki wouldn't put bucks over 😂

[@Haddley333]

This was such a wreck that it forgot jungle boy jack interfered prior to tricking Tony lol

[@knection1986]

What bothers me about this WHOLE thing the most. Punk yelled at Tony and he feared for his life and fired punk. The IWO do their finishing move to him and crickets. Someone watching this library 20 years from now is going to be lost unless they have an attachment form of dirt sheet articles as cliff notes to fill in the gaps.

[@GojiAnguirus]

*Arena Empty Wrestling*

[@matthewhostetter8974]

I love that someone had that sign on Smackdown.

[@JJMcHurt]

That is amazing and correct 😂

[@jonathanmcdonald9006]

Best bump Tony has ever took (that night)

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

Least harmful bump anyway

[@ea9623]

Besides the one off a mirror

[@timdaniel1448]

He doesn't take bumps . He rides rails

[@kjd-s5b]

That’s like calling your ONLY friend your best friend.

[@maxxdahl6062]

I wouldn't assume that. lol

[@israelbautista2623]

Shadid face at the end made this 10x funnier

[@JohnRigby5011]

I wonder if Tony was scared for his life during that beatdown 😂

[@brookeburner4243]

Tony Khan was the first person in history to be knocked unconscious by a gut punch… he looked like me when I was 6 and I was pretending to be dead after one smack of my daddy’s belt

[@zekegillespie1486]

🗣️ ITS TIME Bruce Bruffer voice 😂

[@EwanCumia]

Do you mean Michael Buffer?

[@don8244]

​@@EwanCumia Michael Buffer does the "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE"

[@EwanCumia]

@@don8244 I had to look up Bruce Bruffer. I rarely watch UFC. Thank you for clarifying that.

[@vishalthefirst4140]

Can't wait to see TK as an on air character "9 days 9 days 9 days"

[@cishansen4162]

OMG I forgot the legendary nine days from tonight promo 🤣🤣🤣

[@KemeticKingAsar]

After Jungle Jackoff hit Tony with the microphone, I was surprised that instead of selling, Tony didn’t pull out and blow a safety whistle.

[@thecurmudgeon3131]

I liked when Shad was out there with half of the locker room and he looked like Andre compared to them.

[@hermanmurry2812]

Wait for the Herb Abraham's-like promos to come out of him... again!!! Lol

[@vigoroushero8623]

"Idiot World Order". WTF? Now I want an IWO shirt! 😂

[@JonLa89]

Instead of being The Elite, they are now The Idiocarcy

[@Smokey1419]

Bischoff went heel in 96, Vince in 97-98

[@SoelGriffin]

Lookup Mcmahon Heel Memphis 1993 on here. He was the heel to Jerry Lawler's promotion for months, bringing in WWF guys to go against the King.

[@trancebruh3231]

@@SoelGriffinRight, but Vince’s regional heel run in Memphis had nothing to do with Bischoff turning heel nationally in 1996. So Jim’s remark that Bischoff turned heel after the Mr. McMahon heel character got over is likely just an honest mistake.

[@brettpritchard265]

​@@SoelGriffin That doesn't matter. Nobody outside of Memphis saw that at the time. The point still stands that Bischoff was on an air heel authority figure on a national level before Vince.

[@LHGaming25]

Shad Khan coming out at the end was the best part he looked more intimidating than Perry,Buckaros and Okada combined

[@nickhughes8179]

Joke Perry has the intimidation factor of a scented candle. The Young Bucks are essentially 7th grade, stuck up, Christian youth group brats in their dad’s clothes, or Spy vs Spy halloween costumes, and with pubes glued to their faces.

[@KaliBeatsYoSoyAquel]

The only one with some testosterone in his system 😂

[@SlutBurgerWithCheese]

@@KaliBeatsYoSoyAqueltonys coke has replaced all of his testosterone

[@SuperPeterok]

Okada might have some from when Tanahashi and Shinsuke entered inside him

[@SuperPeterok]

@jonjones9917 it's not hate. Just a New Japan fact.

[@taylorbray2666]

Saw this come across my reddit, and I've been waiting for Jim's reaction ever since

[@babayagaslobbedaknobba]

Where was Samoa Joe to say "Stop. Let him go." Hahahahahaa!