Jim Cornette's EPIC Burial of Tim Horner

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ArcadianVanguard

ArcadianVanguard

Күн бұрын

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@sutterkane5716
@sutterkane5716 2 жыл бұрын
Cornette always comes outta nowhere with the memorable lines “He couldn’t book lassie in a pet store” 😂
@chrisingram8233
@chrisingram8233 Жыл бұрын
"I think the universe sold moxley short. When they were handing out brains he thought they said trains and said I'll take the last one"
@stocktoncalifornia4136
@stocktoncalifornia4136 8 ай бұрын
“He couldn’t draw money with a green crayon..”
@AnneHathawayRules
@AnneHathawayRules 5 ай бұрын
"I HAVENT SEEN SUCH LOYALTY SINCE KOREA!!!"
@83reggieT
@83reggieT 2 ай бұрын
Funny Horners a local politician now in Morristown now kinda fits.
@DS_IndustrieZ
@DS_IndustrieZ Ай бұрын
​@@AnneHathawayRulesthat's why I came to comment 😂
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 6 ай бұрын
I’ve been listening to this 2-3 times a year for the past 5+ years. It’s an annual tradition at this point
@thatpart
@thatpart 4 ай бұрын
Same here!
@frank-bmtz
@frank-bmtz 3 ай бұрын
I’m on the ship with you, but my personal tradition of corny clips takes me back to his 45 minute tirade on Shit Stain Russo.
@ajdaking507
@ajdaking507 Ай бұрын
Lol
@bluhmer1990
@bluhmer1990 6 жыл бұрын
I've lost count on the number of times I've heard this, I still haven't gotten tired of it.
@CarlosSuarezBlkWolf
@CarlosSuarezBlkWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Same here!!!
@fins2334
@fins2334 4 жыл бұрын
bluhmer1990 this makes about the 10th time for me. Never gets old
@shawnbaker3245
@shawnbaker3245 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@noveaubleu702
@noveaubleu702 4 жыл бұрын
bluhmer1990 I just said the same thing 😂
@charleswilliams4475
@charleswilliams4475 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto here lol
@Ivan_against_Cuisine
@Ivan_against_Cuisine 5 жыл бұрын
I never expected that burial of a guy that no one gives a shit about will turn out to be one of the best Cornette's rants of all time.
@jasonvoorhees6416
@jasonvoorhees6416 2 жыл бұрын
Lol probably my 4th time playing in in 3 years . So good /funny asf
@woozycoot
@woozycoot Жыл бұрын
To be fair he did have the greatest worst promo. “Mr warn. Warn. Wandorf.”
@acgarner9464
@acgarner9464 Жыл бұрын
Cornette hated WWF but then started working with them & talent swapping with them
@SpiralPoli
@SpiralPoli Жыл бұрын
​@@woozycoot That's actually Ken Patera and he said "Wonder Da Warmdorf"
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic Жыл бұрын
"No one wanted his foam lightning bolts" still gets me, lmao. Thrice a year at least, I listen to this.
@DIGITALxDWNLD
@DIGITALxDWNLD 8 ай бұрын
i return to this gem just about every quarter of every year 😂
@fornogoodreason551
@fornogoodreason551 5 жыл бұрын
God i love this story, and i have no idea who tim horner is
@nicholasfarrell8403
@nicholasfarrell8403 4 жыл бұрын
Be glad you don’t know who he is
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 3 жыл бұрын
Consider Yourself VERY Lucky
@JulianPerez-zv6os
@JulianPerez-zv6os 3 жыл бұрын
He's actually not a bad wrestler. But it seems he was not a good person.
@mcomiskey7
@mcomiskey7 3 жыл бұрын
Coffee guy, Canadian Star Bucks.
@Matt-7819
@Matt-7819 3 жыл бұрын
His tag team with Brad Armstrong was pretty decent.
@davidpascoe6161
@davidpascoe6161 7 жыл бұрын
"You're listening to W-Fuck You in Morristown". I'd love to listen to that station.
@chitownace777
@chitownace777 7 жыл бұрын
WCRK Lol
@Netsolacetech
@Netsolacetech 4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s going to be a hell of a rant when Jim starts like Brian you have known me for so many years 😂
@rm2124
@rm2124 2 жыл бұрын
Its like when your drunk friend starts talking about how much you mean to them you know its gonna be a long rant
@LegacyandFierce
@LegacyandFierce 2 жыл бұрын
“His feelings are hurt because everyone else got a fax machine and he didn’t” 😂😂😂😂
@AnneHathawayRules
@AnneHathawayRules 5 ай бұрын
That MF soaked SMW for every dollar he could 😂
@BuJammy
@BuJammy 3 ай бұрын
Horner says the same about Cornette.
@DR-hy6zw
@DR-hy6zw 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Cornette still admits Horner was a decent worker 😂
@scotthayes5619
@scotthayes5619 3 жыл бұрын
A decent worker and looked great in a suit... LOL
@slimmacc4825
@slimmacc4825 3 жыл бұрын
@@scotthayes5619 lmao
@JackTheripper911
@JackTheripper911 3 жыл бұрын
Hey it just shows he's honest. Regardless how much he hates Horner, he can be honest about his work
@ghostface216
@ghostface216 3 жыл бұрын
"it's better than one of his promos!"
@bradw3153
@bradw3153 4 ай бұрын
He don't embellish or sell short when it comes to in ring ability
@jonalbertson10270
@jonalbertson10270 4 жыл бұрын
When someone is having a bad day, Just listen to Cornette on two subjects. Tim Horner and or Vince “Shit Stain” Russo. These never get old...
@emilysanders4807
@emilysanders4807 4 жыл бұрын
Or now AEW
@wademorgan8464
@wademorgan8464 4 жыл бұрын
Or food
@hovmad8702
@hovmad8702 3 жыл бұрын
Or Dave Meltzer
@hgonz14
@hgonz14 3 жыл бұрын
Or Kevin Dunn, his Kevin Dunn impression is freaking hilarious
@johnathanrush4666
@johnathanrush4666 3 жыл бұрын
@@hgonz14 "I don't know why you think we're a wrestling show...just because we have wrestlers...in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots...in a wrestling ring" lmao
@southcarolinagrizfan1594
@southcarolinagrizfan1594 4 жыл бұрын
This is like a monthly listen to me. Never gets old.
@djdarq6311
@djdarq6311 2 жыл бұрын
Twice a week
@colourfaze86
@colourfaze86 Жыл бұрын
Same here! This and his original shoot on the Montreal Screw job are the best.
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic Жыл бұрын
"He was pissed no one wanted to buy his foam lightning bolts" lmao.
@justinsanto2458
@justinsanto2458 6 жыл бұрын
Tim is living in that truck
@miaouew
@miaouew 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@HA-409
@HA-409 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chrisz31974
@chrisz31974 7 жыл бұрын
"he couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop" I'M DYING
@jww112093
@jww112093 7 жыл бұрын
That's classic.
@IsaacBeImont
@IsaacBeImont 7 жыл бұрын
chris zaucha Same reaction here. Laughed all day.
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic 7 жыл бұрын
I say this one all the time! Never gets old. Cornette is gold.
@JackBarrett7
@JackBarrett7 6 жыл бұрын
mharris1270 I have never heard a straight man (or even gay or straight woman) use the word 'moxie'. Is it a word that's taught in gay bathhouses? Where were you first taught it?
@JackBarrett7
@JackBarrett7 6 жыл бұрын
mharris1270 You can't even spell or punctuate. You were literally never a professor. Any Eisenhower babies would be 70+ years old. You're either a middle aged idiot, or a millennial whose also an idiot. Either way, its established you only want to play, that's why you won't send your address. Because you're just a wittle guy whose scared of meeting a real man. Send me your address, so stfu. I haven't the time nor the inclination to play with you.
@LMLR187
@LMLR187 5 жыл бұрын
i'm surprised the "...loyalty since Korea" line hasn't been made a shirt yet.
@Cachundo73
@Cachundo73 4 жыл бұрын
It's a quote by Jim Herd, so I don't think Cornette wants to pay him a cent.
@LMLR187
@LMLR187 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cachundo73 Herd ain't smart enough to claim trademark. Corny has reiterated the quote to the point of 9/10ths ownership.
@So_Toasty
@So_Toasty 4 жыл бұрын
That is fucking classic, amongst other classics it still rises above.
@jonrosado1035
@jonrosado1035 7 жыл бұрын
I can listen to long form Jim Cornette stories all day.
@mauricebates685
@mauricebates685 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Rosado amen bro
@junelima363
@junelima363 7 жыл бұрын
Maurice Bates so can I the man a genius
@mauricebates685
@mauricebates685 7 жыл бұрын
Vincent Ceaser yes sir
@getgoing581
@getgoing581 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Rosado I do lmao
@DarksaberForce
@DarksaberForce 7 жыл бұрын
Every time there's a long Corny story, I get a snack, pop open a cold Sprite, and just sit back. Highlite of my day.
@neils8767
@neils8767 6 жыл бұрын
Just imagining a confused Tim horner pressing buttons in a furious way trying to get his fax machine to work
@marcuswalker6764
@marcuswalker6764 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@WatchHawk
@WatchHawk 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@agentofchaos1497
@agentofchaos1497 4 жыл бұрын
I'll bet that fax machine didn't get used ONCE for any form of SMW business. He probably only used it for fun to fax pictures of his ass and/or junk to Pam at the bank.
@cishansen4162
@cishansen4162 4 жыл бұрын
Curse you sir. Now i have that image in my head 😂
@bobzuruncle8424
@bobzuruncle8424 3 жыл бұрын
“..dang it!” -Tim Horner trying to decipher a fax machine.
@rhettboy1
@rhettboy1 4 жыл бұрын
I completely believe that Corny is non-confrontational until he’s really pushed to it. The promos he cuts on people have to be the result of storing up a lot of stuff.
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic 7 жыл бұрын
"HORNER KEPT THE FAX MACHINE!" I'm dying.
@cøle1312
@cøle1312 6 жыл бұрын
mharris1270 What's up with you and shoving things up Horner's ass??
@MachonyLeeoun
@MachonyLeeoun 6 жыл бұрын
mharris1270 You tried but no lulz happened
@richardcclark3696
@richardcclark3696 6 жыл бұрын
Lol.....
@scotcarr3390
@scotcarr3390 5 жыл бұрын
If Horner reads this (probably not, if he's the inbred hick Corney says he is...🙃), it's not too late to return it, you $#!+heels!
@tempestfennac9687
@tempestfennac9687 5 жыл бұрын
@mharris1270 I don't know if you've ever heard of The Thick of It but this clip will probably appeal to you: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIPIhmp7nMuDgsU .
@mcole442
@mcole442 3 жыл бұрын
The man said Tim Horner "couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidworks1036
@davidworks1036 3 жыл бұрын
I have no clue who Tim Horner is and still found this so interesting and entertaining. Just goes to show you how great a storyteller Jim Cornette is.
@HoustonIsImmortal
@HoustonIsImmortal 5 жыл бұрын
Tim Horner was on the first pro wrestling card I ever attended as a kid in 1984. He and Brad Armstrong were an exciting young up-and-coming tag team in World Championship Wrestling and I loved their tag style. Sad to hear that years later he would become such a detrimental force in professional wrestling...😂😂😂
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 2 жыл бұрын
It Saddens Me that Brad is No Longer with Us, & This Chicken Plucker (Horner) STILL Walks the Earth!
@kevin339
@kevin339 7 жыл бұрын
“She can sell our sponsorships, shes the sales girl at WFUCKU in Morristown”
@johnnyblack3676
@johnnyblack3676 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Manz lmfao
@nicholasfarrell8403
@nicholasfarrell8403 5 жыл бұрын
Is that an am or fm station?
@IanGorton
@IanGorton 5 жыл бұрын
@mharris1270 Shortwave
@brokenteethalbumreviews5388
@brokenteethalbumreviews5388 14 күн бұрын
WFKU it does have quite a ring to it
@MarvelousErV
@MarvelousErV Жыл бұрын
I grew up watching this man.... One of my favorite wrestling managers. Possibly the greatest historian/storyteller I've heard in the Business! Just a supreme mastery of the nuance/minutiae & overall landscape of pro wrestling........ Incredible!
@AS-uy9gn
@AS-uy9gn 6 жыл бұрын
I used to be a huge wrestling fan back in the 80s through the 90s. I was a fan of Jim Cornette then but I'm even a bigger fan now due to these types of podcasts. The wrestling knowledge that Jim has is awesome and so damn entertaining. It is this type of product that the internet was meant to display.
@shyjames83
@shyjames83 6 жыл бұрын
I get the impression Jim doesn’t like Tim Horner...
@josephdelledonne2098
@josephdelledonne2098 4 жыл бұрын
Jim needs to stop holding back, tell us how you really fell Jim.
@frankbonini9128
@frankbonini9128 3 жыл бұрын
"YA THINK?!?" - Hannah Stewart/Montana (Miley Cyrus)
@davemustaine6694
@davemustaine6694 3 жыл бұрын
he hates tim more than vice Russo
@jackbarnes9728
@jackbarnes9728 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? I think Cornette is still on the fence about him.
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackbarnes9728 The only thing Corny is on the fence about are Mustangs. Or is that the only thing on Corny’s fence? One of those two….
@lockstepgone1223
@lockstepgone1223 3 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this twice this week and I've heard it 100 times before. Never fails to make me laugh. I love the part about how Horner couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop 🐕
@jacksizzle8937
@jacksizzle8937 2 жыл бұрын
Lick step I like the part where I porked your wife
@hughjass5156
@hughjass5156 7 жыл бұрын
Im currently watching SMW from start to finish and can confirm that Tim Horner is the drizzlin shits.
@thatpart
@thatpart 6 жыл бұрын
Me too, 8n sync with BTT Podcast.
@madamefeast4824
@madamefeast4824 4 жыл бұрын
Oh of course. Lol. Absolutely pointless lol
@octagonseventynine1253
@octagonseventynine1253 3 жыл бұрын
When he’s trying to sell his plastic lightning bolt gimmicks to kids in his promos it’s like a dollar store hulk Hogan
@jacobwalker3839
@jacobwalker3839 3 жыл бұрын
Where do you watch them ?
@octagonseventynine1253
@octagonseventynine1253 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobwalker3839 they’re all right here on KZbin. Unless wwe took it down
@TonyBrancointhe6
@TonyBrancointhe6 7 жыл бұрын
LOL! For the story on Tim Horner, all you need to do is watch here: 24:50
@donkiddick966
@donkiddick966 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that baby Tim's wife was holding grew up to be Santino Marella 😂
@buckyhate7695
@buckyhate7695 4 жыл бұрын
BAAAHAHAHAHA
@charliekk3377
@charliekk3377 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@hansfranco2065
@hansfranco2065 3 жыл бұрын
I think is sonny
@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 4 жыл бұрын
Jim got Tim the most over he has ever been by roasting him.
@daleandrews6021
@daleandrews6021 6 жыл бұрын
This is Jim at his best..the Don Rickles of wrestling
@bigdrew565
@bigdrew565 Жыл бұрын
Rickles insulted you if he liked you. This is just pure hate.
@GodlessScummer
@GodlessScummer 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah Jim but how do you really feel about Tim Horner?
@jonbaird8835
@jonbaird8835 7 жыл бұрын
It doesn't MATTER how id makes you feel!!!!!!!!!!
@harryzimmerman7991
@harryzimmerman7991 6 жыл бұрын
Box of fluffy fuckin ducks!
@ChristopherMorningstar-t5u
@ChristopherMorningstar-t5u 6 жыл бұрын
mharris1270 😂😂😂😂 that I feel about sums it up
@IImitateVince
@IImitateVince 6 жыл бұрын
mharris1270 you sure seem to have one specific thing on your mind. 👌
@josephcostello695
@josephcostello695 5 жыл бұрын
Godless Scummer the same way he feels about President Trump
@BrittneyStarling
@BrittneyStarling Жыл бұрын
I still listen to this regularly
@BabyCee713
@BabyCee713 6 ай бұрын
Me too
@kennyryan4173
@kennyryan4173 4 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, Jim is a wrestling genius.
@dustindoylebrand
@dustindoylebrand 10 ай бұрын
Except for giving guys like Horner an office spot in his company.
@lockstepgone1223
@lockstepgone1223 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best video ever uploaded to KZbin. I've probably listened to it 15 times or more and ill never get tired of it
@emilysanders4807
@emilysanders4807 3 жыл бұрын
Me Neither
@colourfaze86
@colourfaze86 Жыл бұрын
@studio732jrl2 I agree. His original shoot on the Montreal Screwjob is the best. Just annihilates Russo.
@erocrush
@erocrush 3 жыл бұрын
Jim's problem is he's just too reserved. I never know what he really thinks.
@emilysanders1978
@emilysanders1978 2 жыл бұрын
I Know Right!!. LMBO!!!!!
@fatalsniper3413
@fatalsniper3413 2 жыл бұрын
Let him put his sledgehammer on yo head then you’ll know what he thinks.
@jacksizzle8937
@jacksizzle8937 2 жыл бұрын
Melvin hey chicken dick he's the most outspoken person ever, get a damn clue
@JDnFL
@JDnFL 2 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@ericmiller8596
@ericmiller8596 2 жыл бұрын
It's part of his conservative christianity
@Deadnationkentucky
@Deadnationkentucky 7 күн бұрын
I try to listen to this every 6 months.
@85futureshock
@85futureshock 4 жыл бұрын
Went back and watched SMW from 92. From lame promos to coming off as so whiny when he stole the SMW Title to his attempt to be a singer, Tim Horner was the worst babyface in the industry at the time. It takes a talent (in a bad way) to be a babyface in a southern territory and be greeted with silence from crowds who would cheer for almost any babyface. The angle with the special needs child was even worse than Jim described as Horner came off like a crybaby and it felt exploitative of the kid. Its a miracle Bob Armstrong was as over as he was and the fans didn’t buy into Horner because the angle could have buried Bob. This should have won the tasteless angle award in the Wrestling Observer that year.
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 Жыл бұрын
That's some nice revisionist history there. Cornette had legit reasons to hate him but Horner was good in the ring and he was over.
@Connor-ki8zv
@Connor-ki8zv Жыл бұрын
​@@egomaniac247yeah over like a bunch of crickets.
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 Жыл бұрын
@@Connor-ki8zv turn you speaker on then. The fans in SMW liked him. Just b/c he mighta been a dbag behind the scenes doesn't mean he couldn't work or that fans didn't like him
@caseboogie806
@caseboogie806 5 жыл бұрын
I have listened to this rant like 10 times and it’s still funny to me. Jim Cornette is top notch in my book.
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 7 жыл бұрын
It seems obvious to me that Tim told his wife and others that he was a big shot and a co-owner so he felt like he had to act that way. It was like he was playing chicken. How long could he act like a big shot and co-owner before Jim shitcanned him? Then Jim fired him and he BS'ed that he really was a part owner.
@BloodBoughtMinistries1
@BloodBoughtMinistries1 3 жыл бұрын
Bsin is working for Biden and pelosi
@hovmad8702
@hovmad8702 3 жыл бұрын
I love how after he got fired he said it didnt bother him cuzz he sold his half of SMW and he made a decent profit from it...LMAO...what a joke
@thedude4672
@thedude4672 7 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Jim Cornette.
@bdr113080
@bdr113080 7 жыл бұрын
If you want to see the episode of Tim Horner come out there with the sick child with the belt it's SMW Episode 50. It's on KZbin.
@DarksaberForce
@DarksaberForce 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@ReflectionOfPerfection
@ReflectionOfPerfection 7 жыл бұрын
Brian Rose Look at Bob Armstrong's face when Horner comes out. Thats legitimate shock and anger
@terminallumbago6465
@terminallumbago6465 5 жыл бұрын
Right around the 15 minute mark of the video
@kennethfraire8152
@kennethfraire8152 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Corny call Tim a very creative name, reminded me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase goes off and calls his boss a very creative name. 🤣🤣
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid Ай бұрын
Hallelujah…..Holy S*it…..Where’s the Tylenol?
@kennethfraire8152
@kennethfraire8152 3 жыл бұрын
“He couldn’t book lassie in a pet shop”. 🤣🤣🤣
@guyyoung4388
@guyyoung4388 3 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this like a thousand times
@MasterWitchDoctor
@MasterWitchDoctor 7 жыл бұрын
I love listening to Jim Cornette, the guy knows the business and every major start past and present.
@herzkine
@herzkine Жыл бұрын
He's like the best Netherlands tulip stock trader after the collapse....good old times :D
@LeafErikson
@LeafErikson 6 жыл бұрын
Wait... Horner stole the ring truck and kept the fax machine?!?!!?!?!??!
@connordripps1480
@connordripps1480 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. As the saying goes, there's no honor among theives.
@NOWONMAI73
@NOWONMAI73 7 жыл бұрын
"Majordomo" isn't used nearly enough these days.
@rudylugo2157
@rudylugo2157 5 жыл бұрын
Back when it was another term for America's vice president, now it's dropped in favor of....vice president
@24magiccarrot
@24magiccarrot 5 жыл бұрын
A 28 minute rant from Cornette, but that's like 5 minutes in human terms.
@cherrydonner5298
@cherrydonner5298 9 ай бұрын
He telling the story and became angry all over again and cussed Tim out at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spacemanc
@spacemanc 7 жыл бұрын
24:50 Jim Cornette makes me want to be a better man.
@MasonTheDad
@MasonTheDad 4 жыл бұрын
He’s the best of all time and we need him shooting promos on all TV shows.
@nathanm8792
@nathanm8792 5 жыл бұрын
i dont think ill ever get tired of listing to jim cornette
@TRoller927
@TRoller927 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Horner is Joe Exotic if he had went onto the wrestling business.
@msm1876
@msm1876 3 жыл бұрын
This comment needs to have 100X more likes!
@robmoore6958
@robmoore6958 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Exotic actually WAS in the wrestling business for a short time. Joe’s website broadcast the monthly shows of NWA Texoma in Sherman, Texas in the mid-2010’s. I was a play-by-play commentator working alongside Joe, including the night Tim Storm won the NWA World Title. I never had a problem with Joe. His knowledge of wrestling was limited, but I was able to work around that and keep him involved.
@msm1876
@msm1876 3 жыл бұрын
@@robmoore6958 why am I not remotely surprised?
@WarGhoulKharas
@WarGhoulKharas 3 жыл бұрын
@@robmoore6958 Well, damn if that wasn't interesting.
@OmegaRedFan
@OmegaRedFan 3 жыл бұрын
I have literally never seen Tim Horner
@ThaKoalaKing
@ThaKoalaKing 3 жыл бұрын
I just want to yell Hallelujah because this man is preaching!
@jonransom1242
@jonransom1242 3 жыл бұрын
24:50-25:22 gets me everytime 🤣
@jamesteegardner2273
@jamesteegardner2273 Жыл бұрын
The thought of Jim just stewing in anger thinking about his $400 dollar fax machine just collecting dust at Tim Horner's house is hysterical! By the way, that $400 dollars that Jim spent in the early 90's on Horner's unnecessary fax machine is equivalent to over $850 dollars in today's money! So I can totally understand why Jim is so pissed off about it.
@jamesvalentine1587
@jamesvalentine1587 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 White Lighting is a thief!
@supernovamcr5974
@supernovamcr5974 7 жыл бұрын
I'd love to spend an evening with Cornette, getting drunk and listening to him rant, the man is hilarious!!!
@tobiasfarragut292
@tobiasfarragut292 4 жыл бұрын
For me blunted damn near smothering him in the fumes
@connordripps1480
@connordripps1480 4 жыл бұрын
Corny has stated that he never drank beer or wine on Ric Flair's podcast. Hence why he has a clear mind which is rare for most guys.
@johnselwitz5362
@johnselwitz5362 3 жыл бұрын
@@connordripps1480 Never did any kind of illicit drug from my understanding, hence why he looks good for his age. I did hear he would have the occasional social cocktail every now and then
@BloodBoughtMinistries1
@BloodBoughtMinistries1 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't drink
@aidanrocha2043
@aidanrocha2043 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. We’re drinking Sprite
@wrestlingstuffv2
@wrestlingstuffv2 4 жыл бұрын
21:52 - I look at Tim's pic while hearing Jim saying "What?", and I imagine Tim already crying while saying that word LOL
@mikewiley7529
@mikewiley7529 Жыл бұрын
I wish there was video of Rick Rubin watching that Shameless disaster 😂
@codychapman7342
@codychapman7342 9 ай бұрын
"Why the fuck is Tim Horner on my television?"
@dallascat1983
@dallascat1983 7 жыл бұрын
I never heard of Tim Horner. Hilarious story.
@j.3o21
@j.3o21 5 жыл бұрын
Me either, but I don't like him now lol
@RevolutionRicky
@RevolutionRicky 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me ur not missing much
@rageangerman1432
@rageangerman1432 4 жыл бұрын
He was a jobber back in the day.
@detangojet
@detangojet Жыл бұрын
Just listened again for about the 15th time. Laughed hard again!!!!😂
@ruleoftwo6550
@ruleoftwo6550 7 жыл бұрын
"I have one followup question..." BEST LINE EVER!
@erikpoe5970
@erikpoe5970 6 жыл бұрын
Darial Clewis I literally CRY laughing whenever i hear this
@BigAce3000
@BigAce3000 6 жыл бұрын
You really DO? lmao funny as hell
@Lance_Manyn
@Lance_Manyn 4 жыл бұрын
I was sure the question was going to be, "How do you really feel, Jim?"
@tobiasfarragut292
@tobiasfarragut292 4 жыл бұрын
But it was the right follow up b/c i wanted to hear about him meeting or finding out who the ‘$ 40,000 mystery Money man’ was...
@gordonirvine726
@gordonirvine726 3 жыл бұрын
(Corpsing)
@artmeddaugh6669
@artmeddaugh6669 4 жыл бұрын
Laugh out loud hysterical! Jim you got me ROLLIN!! Tim Horner is in Jim's Top 10 of Worthless pieces of $hit in pro wrestling history...that is EPIC!!
@justinpierce2374
@justinpierce2374 7 жыл бұрын
You have to listen to this multiple times to catch everything lol
@msm1876
@msm1876 7 жыл бұрын
Fifty one dislikes? Horner has that many relatives?
@c.l.freeman7654
@c.l.freeman7654 5 жыл бұрын
Relatives/sexual partners..its all the same. He tickles their taints with his foam lightning bolts
@emperorpalpatine1228
@emperorpalpatine1228 5 жыл бұрын
@mharris1270 The Derby is in Louisville, not Lexington.
@adetokunbooladipo7606
@adetokunbooladipo7606 5 жыл бұрын
Damn that brutal
@folderbloat7561
@folderbloat7561 5 жыл бұрын
and that many girlfriends, strangely enough...
@emperorpalpatine1228
@emperorpalpatine1228 4 жыл бұрын
50 of them are Terry Landel.
@thefranchise2356
@thefranchise2356 4 жыл бұрын
"And if you're smart, Mr. Horner, you'll stay in the corner. Roll 'em." -- Bobby Heenan (RIP)
@So_Toasty
@So_Toasty 4 жыл бұрын
You sir, win the internet for the day. Trophy is in the mail.
@madamefeast4824
@madamefeast4824 4 жыл бұрын
Haha 👍
@emilysanders4807
@emilysanders4807 4 жыл бұрын
When did the Brain Say That?
@alfredhardin5431
@alfredhardin5431 7 жыл бұрын
shot out to Knoxville where we figured out it was a work a year ago
@stephenbianchi7141
@stephenbianchi7141 7 жыл бұрын
^^^the reason Knoxville was still great
@northbykenwest
@northbykenwest 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Alexa, play W-F*CKU in Morristown Radio" LOL
@MarLenBo
@MarLenBo 2 ай бұрын
"You got me this week on money" "No, mother fucker, you got me the past year and a half on my money" Jim Cornette is a national treasure.
@lockstepgone1223
@lockstepgone1223 4 жыл бұрын
"Ive got a top baby face (supposedly) in a Tennessee territory & his wife won't let him bleed" " I'm f'n cutting my head!" lmao that's so funny
@gordonirvine726
@gordonirvine726 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣😂
@sscout191
@sscout191 2 жыл бұрын
I will never get bored of this story.
@MrTonytate5501
@MrTonytate5501 5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this guy all day long!!! I am sitting at work rolling while listening to this guy!
@gregstephens4028
@gregstephens4028 7 жыл бұрын
"his balls are so small, if you took em and you rolled them both through a drinking straw it would look like you were rolling 2 kernels of corn through a storm drain" HAHAHA I love some Cornette.
@EVGriffinJr
@EVGriffinJr 7 жыл бұрын
Greg Stephens Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@madddoggnogood1491
@madddoggnogood1491 6 жыл бұрын
Greg Stephens how does he come up with this shit
@robertjackson1987
@robertjackson1987 6 жыл бұрын
@@madddoggnogood1491 That's one of his Go-To insults lol.
@Matt-7819
@Matt-7819 6 жыл бұрын
@@robertjackson1987 Yes he also said that about Ed Ferrara
@faithfamilyandcountry7452
@faithfamilyandcountry7452 5 жыл бұрын
He uses that a lot especially on Russo he’s also made that joke using someone’s brains.
@ahoneanatwo
@ahoneanatwo 7 жыл бұрын
My sides hurt from all that laughing, Jim Cornette knows how to tell a great wrestling story!
@qbranch88
@qbranch88 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard.
@tobysgamingworld1550
@tobysgamingworld1550 3 ай бұрын
I listen to this once every few months. Having worked for a local wrestling “company” in the mid to late 90’s as a kid here in the Deep South it sums up the kind of people you’d come across. Even something as simple as my job, putting up posters, driving people on the weekends and setting up the ring would bring you around the goofiest people on earth. Our Tim Horner was a guy named Terry Garvin. He wasn’t an actual Garvin of course but what a carny dirt bag 😂😂😂
@kennethfraire8152
@kennethfraire8152 3 жыл бұрын
“How much time we got?…” “Oh, 20 minutes…” Be ready for at least an hour. Lol thanks Jim!
@e2go
@e2go 3 жыл бұрын
“Just enough money to piss people off” 😂😂
@justintucker1470
@justintucker1470 7 жыл бұрын
Cornette's stories are the best part of my day.
@OmegaRedFan
@OmegaRedFan 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Cornette's drop toe holds are electric
@KAD10895
@KAD10895 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously this is great for falling asleep, not because it's boring but because Jim's story telling is exceptional and his hatred is pure.
@williewinston1498
@williewinston1498 4 ай бұрын
Man I ALWAYS listen to this to fall asleep
@catstevens1089
@catstevens1089 4 жыл бұрын
Smokey Mountain was actually my favorite. It felt local with what I saw as huge stars from Atlanta
@Cavillier1970
@Cavillier1970 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Buffalo NY and we used to get SMW on one of our local channels, at the same time ECW was on and I preferred SMW. I'd always wished I could have been a wrestler or help I'm booking. I'll tell you all I'd have killed to work with/for J.C. and try to learn all I could from him and the guys in the back.
@lastmansleeping5433
@lastmansleeping5433 6 жыл бұрын
“...and we went through THREE ENGINES...”
@tgfabthunderbird1
@tgfabthunderbird1 4 жыл бұрын
Was Tim driving the truck to the events?
@NestorV
@NestorV 4 жыл бұрын
@@tgfabthunderbird1, it sounds like he drove the truck through the events
@WyattHolliday
@WyattHolliday 2 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this story.
@FerretJohn
@FerretJohn 5 жыл бұрын
Rand-McNally is nice. Most people will go "Get in the 21st century Jim, Google Maps will show you where you need to go and where you are now, Siri is much better!". True, but Rand-McNally doesn't require batteries. My Galaxy pad does so much more but when the battery goes to 0 it's just a paper-weight.
@DefLeppardVanHalen
@DefLeppardVanHalen 3 жыл бұрын
That's right. It's better to have it as a backup, just in case your batteries go dead.
@michaelconnors9906
@michaelconnors9906 7 жыл бұрын
Jim Cornette's greatest mistake was not letting Paul Orndorff finish the job. As is well known, Orndorff was brought in as a pile driver specialist to get the move over. On of his favorite targets was Tim Horner. Orndorff should have used that move week after week on Horner. Also Commissioner Bob Armstrong should gone on TV blabbering about some court injunction which required SMW TV to broadcast footage Mr Orndorff executing the piledriver on Tim Horner every week. That's how you get the piledriver over.
@jaroncreed
@jaroncreed 7 жыл бұрын
Cornette can't fight himself he would get his ass kicked like he has been since 1974
@yardlet6
@yardlet6 7 жыл бұрын
He has been a heel manager for years and loaded that racket.
@slezy108
@slezy108 3 жыл бұрын
I love this video. I've watched it over and over
@Dust___________________
@Dust___________________ 7 жыл бұрын
"I have one follow up question " LOL
@nestorvelasquez9633
@nestorvelasquez9633 4 жыл бұрын
"YOU REALLY DO?!?"
@Richardk1976
@Richardk1976 7 жыл бұрын
Jim in the most entertaining man online!!
@jasonbent97
@jasonbent97 6 жыл бұрын
Richardk1976 you haven’t seen my Uncle on Chaturbate.
@robertevansjr2233
@robertevansjr2233 7 жыл бұрын
Living in Knoxville, if I would have known how wrestling would have changed in mid to late 90s, I would have gone to every smokey mountain show! I believe I went to 16 smw cards. However, I missed so much!
@mxpxdivision
@mxpxdivision 3 жыл бұрын
This has got to be my favorite story I've ever heard. I've never laughed so many times during a clip. Good stuff.
@boringbill88
@boringbill88 5 жыл бұрын
"He stole the truck..." I lost it
@teamsleep211
@teamsleep211 5 жыл бұрын
I can listen to Jim rant .....all day! Fan since the wccw days!
@mrbobevans
@mrbobevans 5 жыл бұрын
Great Story. We all have met a Tim Horner at least once in our lifetime.
@bornsinner8653
@bornsinner8653 7 жыл бұрын
24:53 😂
@sirluke7
@sirluke7 6 жыл бұрын
Yes... that was worth many plays... I'm in tears...
@mental_modeler2952
@mental_modeler2952 6 жыл бұрын
Best part of the whole interview
@HouseVinstor
@HouseVinstor 5 жыл бұрын
This is his finisher!
@arthurdzuro372
@arthurdzuro372 5 жыл бұрын
I legitimately haven't laughed this hard in ages, at this time stamp rant. 🤣🤣🤣
@seany84uk
@seany84uk 5 жыл бұрын
I want that on a 10 hour loop
@TheM7drummer
@TheM7drummer Жыл бұрын
I have listened to this 5 times in the past few years. Never gets old.
@DeadKoby
@DeadKoby 7 жыл бұрын
Tim Horner and Terry Taylor had the same problem. They could have a good match, but their talents didn't extend much beyond that.
@ryanbenson4610
@ryanbenson4610 6 жыл бұрын
DeadKoby Terry Taylor also got the Red Rooster
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Horner makes Terry Taylor look like Harley Race by comparison.
@TheBC313
@TheBC313 7 ай бұрын
If Terry had been pushed as a heel in the WWF with Heenan as his manager and NOT been called The Red Rooster then he might've had a shot.
@wecoolwecoolbounce5191
@wecoolwecoolbounce5191 7 жыл бұрын
lol, yup 24:53
@wrestlingnut8658
@wrestlingnut8658 7 жыл бұрын
Hadn't listened to Cornette for months. Good to hear he's still got it!
@KingJaymo2k11
@KingJaymo2k11 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever sent the question that ignited this rant, thank u
@vincentmeyer518
@vincentmeyer518 3 ай бұрын
Press the red button...
@jasong3652
@jasong3652 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this over and over and I've done just that
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