Jim Cornette's Raccoon Home Invasion

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[@cville991]

1:45 “What the fuck?! Well now I’m…I’m naked, first of all.” 😬 🤣

[@vinceraven1501]

I see raccoons all hours of the day & night here in Athens Georgia.. People always told me that if you see one during the day it's rabid, but, it's not just that, hunger brings em during the day. I luv raccoons lol raised a raccoon from it's youngster days to being as big as a small bear lol. He just started hanging around within the woodlines wear I threw scraps & over time he'd be hanging out in yard, porch etc & came inside a few times, but, never messed up anything. I'd fix him a turkey & cheese sandwich & he'd gladly take it & retreat back outside lol. Name was Ringo.

[@kamenriderla4314]

The two dislikes on this video are from The Raccoon and Vince Russo

[@LyingSecret]

I think you're over estimating how intelligent a creature that low of the food chain could be to be able to use a modern computer. The racoon might be alright doing it though.

[@MrHawkelement]

@@LyingSecret My god, your comment killed me. Thanks, I needed that laugh. =)

[@LyingSecret]

@@MrHawkelement Hahah thanks :D I forgot I even made that comment!

[@robmcclenny86]

Yep 😆 🤣

[@mikecabral2420]

You can't tell me the blunt object he picked up isn't a tenis racket.

[@streettoughgeneral8981]

Oh yeah 😂 it had to be

[@glendonmorgan7253]

I literally just shot hot coffee out my nose laughing at "into the inky blackness of night." This is grade A storytelling. Masterclass level stuff.

[@nickbaker6068]

Jim chasing the raccoon with a racket while yelling motherfucker is what i was picturing

[@garyclark3843]

"He just dribbled a line of shit" I guess the racoon was a Vince Russo fan.

[@drgwhatsthetruth3783]

Use a tennis racquet...maybe the racoon will sell.

[@thorboysen3318]

I love that story!!! Corny vs. Raccoon at Wrestlemania! With Vince Russo as Raccoon's manager.

[@DBonaldi]

Corny really is a treasure, a gift from above that brings joy and laughter to us all!

[@troyf.9050]

LMAO!!!!! The best shoot on a raccoon ever!!! Y'all really should turn these into KZbin wrestling cartoon stories. Oh man

[@Hellwolf36]

From Louisville, KY Weighing 20-30lbs TRAAAAAASH PANDAAAAAAA

[@kael2450]

"He just dribbled a line of shit all the way out the door" lol.

[@MrHawkelement]

Russo's career in a nutshell.

[@vishnuprakash7829]

The newest JCE episode sent me here.

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

I would love to get a copy of that 911 call. "Im not really sure what to do here, I got a large raccoon in my house."

[@BlutoNeee]

i am sitting there and i hear tap tap tap tap his first thought must of been russo i knew you'd come

[@Riese79]

This raccon got some serious HEAT, I Tell YA. He should call Steven P. New

[@TT.Lee.C]

This needs to be made into an animated cartoon

[@WiggyWiggins]

Tears laughing, that one officer, “that’s the biggest raccoon I’ve ever seen!” After talking up his raccoon hunting.

[@wademorgan8464]

As a 911 operator, this is not uncommon🤣🤣🤣

[@MrHawkelement]

Wait, fuckin' seriously? Omfg, that's amazing.

[@wademorgan8464]

@@MrHawkelement oh yes, I live in a pretty rural area and people call about animals, especially snakes, inside their house.

[@tiffanycarter5432]

The fact that the raccoon tried to get away and didn't fight says that he probably wasn't rabid, just looking for a warm home and some food.

[@mariotrujillo1673]

Just for the record those cops were laughing their asses off while telling dispatch "this giant racoon shit all over corny's home."

[@BradleyWilloughby]

My favorite Cornette story.

[@MsPrestige2009]

"He left a trail of shit, all the way out the damn door!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Pugiron]

I have been sitting on my porch surrounded by a dozen raccoons eating my cat food. They don't want any trouble they just want food.

[@MrCJ_812]

This tale would be a perfect candidate for animated storytelling

[@joelatkins5365]

How does JIM CORNETTE not go for the tennis racket?!!!😂😂😂

[@triplesixsdc8193]

The one dislike on this video was the goddamn raccoon

[@maryheim-hancock8625]

He shit on my table, he shit on my floor, he shit on my boxes. Are you sure this was a raccoon and not Yokozona?

[@nathangillispie51]

My favorite jim cornette story

[@Hellwolf36]

Cornette's rivalry with a Trash Panda truly is something

[@MrParticularDouglasHart]

Love this story.

[@adammccallion8640]

Plot twist: It was Kevin Dunn in disguise

[@Ghiaccio-x1j]

A beaver in raccoon's clothing.

[@subgrappling805]

“He dribbled a line of shit all the way out my door”. LMMFAO...what a great story.

[@_D01]

Oh man that intro music brings me back in time

[@gfear24]

I'm coming back to this 4+ years later after listening to the Ford Mustang on his fence rant. The improvement in sound quality over the last 4 years is incredible.

[@gillies9]

PD should have responded like the SWAT team from Vacation at Wally World.

[@alpollard4784]

Did the police remove their shoes?

[@Luke-on1lk]

So funny this story 😂😂

[@RandyOliverVlogs2]

I laughed at the part where he said that he was naked discovering the Raccoon 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TuMalditaMadre]

The giant raccoon is back

[@Eric-wu7bp]

I don’t care what they say about Jim Cornette, he’s a legend in not just the business but on the podcast

[@jackmcgregor4025]

I would be freaking

[@dannytilley4878]

Blunt instrument AKA a loaded tennis racket

[@csw3287]

At the beginning before He knew it was a raccoon, it would've made Me think the place was Haunted

[@kyjuggaloshow502]

Russo sent the raccoon to take cornettes collection

[@garmithegingerninja6573]

The more i watch Jim cornette the more I like his videos. I always wondered what that frame of kane was when bobby henanan was there. For those u don't know the undertaker had a red glove attire in 1996 but that was used for a video game and wished he used it. JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE UNDERTAKER WAREHOUSE IS LIKE AT THE WWE HEADQAUTERS AN ENTIRE WAREHOUSE DEDICATED O THE UNDERTAKER WITH ALL HIS ATTIRES FROM 1990 TO 2019 TO ALL HIS STUFF. I WISH WWE RELEASED A VIDEO SHOWING ALL OF THAT.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

In other words, a massive mountain out of a molehill.

[@Hollows1997]

Can I just say as a British viewer how astonished I am at the level of policing in the US. I watched a documentary recently on a police force here and there is 1 cop on duty for every 13,000 civilians in the forces area. 1) You’d basically be told “thank you, fuck you, Bye” by the dispatcher 2) You wouldn’t get 8 cops to attend anything short of a murder or bar brawl

[@MrHawkelement]

To clarify, are you talking about a city? Because Cornette's small-town police aren't really comparable. Also, crime rates might just be different for both areas as well.

[@Hollows1997]

@@MrHawkelement nope, the area these guys patrol (Devon and Cornwall) is the largest area patrolled by any police force in England. It is true that crime is lower in the UK as a whole, it just amazes me looking at how many different organisations can arrest you in the US, right the way from local sheriffs through to federal organisations.

[@MrHawkelement]

@@Hollows1997 Yeah, that's fair. I'd never really given it much thought before but you're right. lol. I live in Florida and we've got the local police, state troopers, there's small FBI and NCIS branches in the city near me as well. Like, it's pretty crazy when I sit and think about it.

[@Hollows1997]

@@MrHawkelement I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad system you guys have there. Like we have different government bodies that do their own investigations but when it actually comes to making arrests etc it’s 9/10 a team of local police lead by the investigators from the relevant department. That just means our system is unfit for purpose because at the same time our limited local law enforcement is tied down in national crime, there is nobody available to enforce petty crime.

[@TonyHookedonVanlife]

Raccoons are tough as nails and can be freakin' VICIOUS! We used to have them come on our covered porch at night to eat the cat's food... and who knows if they're rabid, till it's too late, right? Well, one night we caught one in a trap we got from our landlord - I go to move the trap and this thing is snarling and snapping like a fucking demon on meth, so my wife says to cover the cage with a towel, maybe it will calm down eventually until we can take it off in the morning and let it go out by the lake... We came out the next morning and that big bastard had reached it's tiny clawed fingers thru the cage and SHREDDED that towel to ribbons! You would have thought somebody ran over it with a lawn mower, it was that torn up. I would HATE to have one of those things get ahold of me... but I would damn sure have plenty of ammo available just in case!

[@matthill5426]

I will never understand why this channel is somehow the official channel for Jim Cornette's podcast, but also the channel for some band in NYC or wherever they are.

[@clawdeenra8632]

Matt Hill same here

[@wecoolwecoolbounce5191]

Your answer is called "Brian Last." He's a former Sony Corp. intern. He understands the parasitic necessity to latch onto talent, corner all it's product under contract, ownership, and copyright in order to drain it for everything it's worth.

[@matthill5426]

Ah, that makes some sense. Thank ya'.

[@Willverinerage]

Jim vs Russo, Racoon as the ref.....BOOK IT!

[@tysontomko]

Love he's got and cool with what I assume is a single action revolver

[@Houndini]

Make a great Jim Carey vehicle for a movie. I on vol. fire & rescue dept. Was on the famous team who got a opossum in heat ductwork call. Yes it was a 911 call. That was 1 call very hard keep straight face in front home owners trying explain to them. Sorry we are not a heating & AC repair company. Why 911 didn't just call animal control out & not us is the huge question????. What could we do? Turn on like million gallons water into duct work drown the poor opossum? Then very next day have Animal Rights people protesting us in front of fire station & on local news??

[@Don_Winchester]

3:40 ☠️☠️

[@TheFinishedArticle]

At least it wasn’t rats 🐀

[@KRISTINARZ040579]

How long has Jim Cornette lived in his Castle House. And does anyone have a picture of his house.

[@zlinedavid]

It's not a literal castle, but it is a decent sized home. It's actually the home Jim grew up in that his parents built in the 1950s.

[@ANDCFC95]

He renovated it in 2006 or so

[@SamStatham294]

Here via JCE #436

[@StephanieA925]

Does anyone know which episode was the one where Stacey had the accident at Walmart? it makes me laugh every time, but I can't remember where to find it

[@triplesixsdc8193]

Responds To Vince Russo. And yes, I regularly listen to it!

[@BlenderMountain]

Who's here after the latest podcast?

[@sheriffofrockridge9095]

He picked up a tennis racket and they looked at you like your on some kind of drugs

[@TheFinishedArticle]

3:45

[@violagreene4643]

I love trash pandas

[@js4904]

how did he clean the racoon shit, if it was anything other then straight bleach, or lighter fluid and a match, it wasn't done correctly

[@GabeTheGrump]

Cornette is pro gun control? That’s a shame I thought he was a smart man

[@TuMalditaMadre]

"There's nothing we can do about it" says the only country in the world where these things happen.

[@MrNexor-cj8gs]

​@@TuMalditaMadre That is a blatant lie or you are grossly misinformed.

[@TuMalditaMadre]

@@MrNexor-cj8gs you clearly never read The Onion every time there’s a mass shooting.

[@Mr.wednesdayallfather]

I find that the drunker I am the better Jim cornette really is but aew still sucks

[@kidwray4313]

Is this a work

[@knifehit3098]

jim's gun control views are so fucked

[@DBonaldi]

Yeah, that’s why America has the worst gun violence in the world. Shame everyone else in the world can see it but the idiots in America.

[@emperorpalpatine1228]

It's pretty hypocritical to be pro gun control while owning a gun.

[@damienjones12]

How?

[@tomr3422]

No I own several guns and I pro gun control. I think you need to look at what gun control really means not what the nut jobs tell you it is.

[@zlinedavid]

@@tomr3422 This. I own a couple of non-automatic handguns for personal protection. I have no issue with people owning hunting rifles. I do have an issue with civilians owning automatic assault rifles.

[@tomr3422]

@@zlinedavid no issues withe people owning any kind of weapon from a pea shooter to Apache gunship. BIG ISSIE with every idiot owning a weapon of any kind including a pea shooter ( Im old - pea shooter is a straw you shoot dried via blowing out of) dont think many have issue with people owning weapons.. Think its the mentality that even the stupidest folks should that have Proven they are not even able to take responsibility for themselves.

[@ikilledjigsaw]

He's a great story teller