Jim Cornette's Travel Horror Stories

[@AlienInvasionDefenceSystem]

Star City is my hometown! You stopped at Frizzell's Auto. Its actually a well known story in our town of 2500. Wow this is awesome

[@MrSweetpoeticjustice]

That's awesome

[@travisgilmartin3569]

You should tweet this too him or send him a email! You'll probably end up on the show!

[@rudistorm3348]

He called your town a po dug piece of shit. Is that true?

[@sleazypmartini5717]

@@rudistorm3348 Po Dunk*

[@thelastmotel]

@@sleazypmartini5717 Podunk. One word.

[@brodywise4750]

“Corny, Im scared”

[@shrews12001]

I would have shit myself laughing to hear that.

[@RockandrollNegro]

"Jim, don't get anything here. I think the food is spoiled." "Nah, it's White Castle, it's supposed to taste like that."

[@budgibson185]

😂

[@zlinedavid]

I eat White Castle once a year to remind myself why I only eat White Castle once a year

[@cwshawk]

That Midway White Castle is still there!

[@DBonaldi]

‘Corny I’m scared...’ 😂😂😂

[@SmashBrosOdyssey64]

When Jim tells the part about Bobby saying, "Corny I'm scared" I imagine Bobby in footie pajamas clutching a teddy bear lmao.

[@oldschoolm8]

Corny has said Bobby used to have EVERYTHING in his travel bag......maybe a onesie and teddy were in there too!

[@levibradley5098]

Now there's an image...lol

[@gusjimmy2092]

instaBlaster.

[@laksivrak2203]

Dick Murdock didn’t give a fuck 😂 rooms full of bad ass wrestlers and they are all scared 😂 except for Capt. Redneck

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"Captain Redneck" 😂

[@guardian08527]

Cornette: I need to know what time it is! Hotel room door gets kicked open: IT'S VADER TIME!!!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I totally imagined that! 😂😂😂

[@timf7413]

I'm dying picturing Jim when he realized he was giving his own ring truck the finger.

[@krt88nc]

“Don’t eat here, I think the food is spoiled.” No it’s just White Castle

[@timf7413]

White Castle is definitely an acquired taste (which I do not have)

[@zlinedavid]

I eat White Castle once a year to remind myself why I only eat White Castle once a year.

[@thebest12700]

@@timf7413 lol i enjoy it but i dont have one where i live i only eat it when i travel. maybe thats why

[@GabagoolGang]

White Castle is one of those meals that smells the same coming out as it did going in

[@dyzeinyourhouse1375]

"If you don't take care of this, shit will take place" quote to live by!

[@jasonsanders8797]

"It wasn't a bad trip, it was a bad destination.' Sounds like a lot of 'trips' I've been on.

[@bloodanddajugs]

What I wouldn't give for a Hanna Barbara Scooby Doo style Cartoon series on the Midnight Express, I can't unsee Bobby sleepwalking and saying " Jimmy I'm scared!"

[@bloodanddajugs]

And Skinny early 20s Cornette scooby doo eating burgers on his burger towel racket whacking ghosts unmasking Jim Herd, Bobbys bag full of everything underr the sun, Stan chasing rats etc.

[@LMLR187]

Big Bubba carrying two or three rioting fans under his arms or over the shoulder and Dennis Condrey fluffing his hair.

[@DrJReefer]

Elems187 Hercules knocking a ring invading fan in to a wall and out for a week with a slap. "Jimmy... if you hit someone with your fist you can hurt 'em"

[@drido]

This absolutely needs to happen.

[@AlexSmith-hp9hd]

John Lambdas l.N.

[@djslicelasvegas3964]

JC driving with his head out the window in the rain had me in tears. All I could think about was Ace Ventura 😂🤣😂🤣

[@theungreatkahli]

Yes

[@TheMadvillainy]

As someone who lives right outside Chicago, the areas around Midway and O'Hare couldn't be more different. I couldn't imagine a bunch of southern boys flying into Chicago expecting to stay near O'Hare where it's surrounded by hotels and nice restaurants and is genuinely suited for traveling businessmen, and ending up in Midway trying to find a cab and motel at 3 am (especially in the 80's).

[@creamcannon825]

MF DOOM

[@acgarner9464]

Midway area was pretty safe back then but has degenerated since(Ford City Mall)

[@JRWeezy84]

​​@@acgarner9464 alot of places ha e changed like that since the 80s 😢 society is collapsing

[@msm1876]

***Me seeing this video in my feed*** Twenty six minutes of Corny telling road stories as only he can? I’m down.

[@gregbaldwin5144]

You said it, I'm all in too

[@markjagiello1967]

I must have listened to this at least ten times over the past few years and it gets funnier every time.

[@dieselkilgore]

Being right in the middle of the triangle of SF, Sacramento and Fresno. I can tell you that the "Corny Car Spin" on an I-80 or I-580 mega 5-6 lane highway is a pants shitting experience. You're also going downhill btw. And California roads in the rain are shit and nobody knows how to drive worth a shit in the rain...Amazing that he made it out unscathed. Great story.

[@kellyallen8528]

I'm always amazed when someone tells a story and they recall the year precisely and they're correct about it as if it happened last week. I'm good for my birth year, September 11th, and everything else is "sometime back in the 80's, 90's, or 10 to 20 years ago maybe" etc.

[@timemerson4162]

That cabby made out like a bandit that night i'm sure.

[@mangrove]

Ahh, White Castle. A buddy and I stopped at one on 8 Mile Rd. in Warren, across the road from Detroit. We ordered $25 worth of food, but the cashier gave it to us for free, no explanation given. We are both still alive, and neither if us got sick that night, so it was all good.

[@joeysbestfriend2614]

Medroff Everything you eat is a slow death

[@theungreatkahli]

Did you guys get baked first?

[@derekcabanaw1789]

Had to be 8 Mile and Sherwood.

[@UndisputedMRecabo]

"Bobby would sleepwalk...sleepwalking... he ate spicy food or pepperoni pizza ya know..." lmfao I can listen to corndog all day, he's probably one of the most enjoyable story tellers telling the most enjoyable stories lol

[@laksivrak2203]

That’s all a metaphor for drug/ alcohol black out, got any of dat, spicy food,son?

[@jbfarley]

​@@laksivrak2203 no

[@waverlyphillips2849]

I love Corny's Travel stories. They come off like a sitcom movie. 🤣

[@donkiddick966]

I've never seen a video or even a picture with Dick Murdoch in it.. but i picture him looking, sounding and generally acting like the rich texan out of The Simpsons 😂

[@williamshepherd2836]

That's actually kind of accurate.

[@kingquadroon]

I'm willing to bet Paul and Corny went to the White Castle on 63rd & Cicero.

[@sonnycrockett9900]

Going down the emergency lane with flashers on honking the horn lolololol.

[@ashleyquintanar727]

These videos make work go by so fast Thank you Jim and Bryan

[@bryansansone3301]

This made me remember a time when I was little. My parents and I would travel once or twice a year to places all over the country. During one stop at a hotel, they were mistakenly given a room that turned out to be occupied already. The man and woman who were fooling around on the bed weren't too happy for the interruption. I think we, and that couple, all wound up staying for free that night.

[@theungreatkahli]

The story about him at the hotel opening up the wrong room door is hilarious. I’m over here dying! 😂 😂

[@arnabmukhopadhyay7078]

22:14 - 22:20 This part is GOLD

[@kyleshiflet9952]

4:38 corny I'm scared

[@joeytrimble1558]

andy Griffith show reference I got it ...gotta call sarah!

[@MrChristopherHaas]

Just finished listening to Hart Foundation HOF speech talking about driving in NYC for 3rd time. Fn hilarious. And so is this

[@johnasbury3856]

Imagine checking into your hotel and it is late you make your way to the room and as you round a corner after having drinks before and after the wrestling show and you see a sleep walking Beautiful Bobby being escorted to his room by a dazed underwear clad James E. Cornette and sleepy Dennis Condry and they look at you while you are gawking and yell no autographs at this time. MIND BLOWN.

[@thedoctor9138]

The laugh he does when he talks about White Castle XD

[@noetoledo8501]

Corny is a great story teller I cant get enough of his stories 🤣🤣🤣.

[@colourfaze86]

It’s White Castle, it’s supposed to taste that way. 😂😂😂 So it’s not only me. Worst shit I’ve ever eaten in a restaurant.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

I think you mean "best"

[@StarlightEater]

The jabroni jet never fails to amuse, whadda concept

[@angelocervantes4950]

These stories are so great and funny during these hard times!

[@joshsimpson6856]

When they started talking about people contacting you and how they got them to leave them alone, I flashed back to a time when a bill collector was calling me at my moms house and she answered it then gave the phone to me, they asked for me by name, and I told them "You won't be able to speak to him because he recently died. They apologized, and I ever heard from them again.

[@kennethmcmahan609]

Jim Cornette is my absolute favorite ever! I could listen to him tell stories all freaking day! I mean you just know that he is always truthful and he is so freaking funny too! LOL!

[@nickh3658]

My living hell and shit town is Roosevelt, Oklahoma! Whatever you do don't get a flat tire here!

[@7bootzy]

Roosevelt? Christ! That place is more junker cars than it is town at this point...

[@michaelmedina8304]

Nick H why not???

[@larrycera9276]

Michael Medina google it and check out the maps street view

[@joeytrimble1558]

lmfao it's just piece of a stretch with little roads off to the side ... colver pa at night does it for me ..that place is spooky not a whole lot of street lights ..real rural

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

If you hear banjos, run!

[@nonyabusiness9192]

Love these stories.

[@christophermusso]

"...fires, floods & famines..." He forgot plagues & swarms of locust

[@stephenrogers4537]

Jim I live in Chicago I have been to the white castle you talked about. No wonder that day you rocked the house that next day!😀

[@ALXISHI]

"It was a sundee..."

[@donaldmayoneshot5579]

When I was a kid I loved to watch wrestling but Jim did a great joe of making people mad now I love to hear Jim tell these stories

[@ThreeLions82]

Lol! This guys hysterical, Ive had my own share of Motel horror stories.

[@davidcook3116]

I can only imagine Corny driving with his head out of the window in the rain. Must have sucked, but, what a sight. 😄

[@northbykenwest]

*Imitating the Big Lebowski* "The god damned RING has broken down on top of the MOUNTAIN!"

[@TheInsaneShecklador]

The part about Whitecastle is spot on. I don't understand how people can stand their food.

[@diablo666541]

We don't have white castle in Texas

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

We don't have it in Vermont either.

[@namemcnamerton4249]

@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 if you have Krystal than you have White Castle

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

We don't have Krystal either.

[@williamsmith666]

I'd you've ever eaten it, you'd know why.

I worked graveyard at hotels and 99% of the time when someone gets put into a room that's already occupied, it's a fuckup by someone during the day.

[@justinkroboth360]

I've seen most of Jim and Brian's videos, have laughed a lot, but I think "Corny, I'm scared" takes the fucking cake. Like, given how much of a fucking tough guy Bobby is, if HE is scared, I'd be under the bed with a fuckin' knife or something just waiting.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Why couldn't they take a bed from Bobby's room and put it in Jim's?

[@williamsmith666]

Sketchy parts of Chicago, in particular the South an West Sides, will put the fear of God in ANYONE.

[@kennethanway7979]

Hahahaha!!!

[@SharkTooth57]

Which episode does Jim talk about a hotel with a weird food menu???

[@TheObvious1890]

The hotel with the weird menu was WrestleCade '17. (Jump to 7 minutes in.) kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHynqn-Lp9aFoas

[@williamwells8341]

I live in SC Arkansas

[@AlienInvasionDefenceSystem]

Star City Is my home town. This is the coolest story ever.

[@aaronkendrick462]

asa wayne no way, me too! 😂

[@randyvalentine3042]

Roanke?

[@garyburgess7980]

little rock here

[@Hetfield47]

Maumelle here

[@RS7RV]

Cornette is one of the greatest story tellers in this universe! De-Fucking-tails!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@gctcauto]

21:30 Reason 1000000 Why you DO NOT pass on the right.

[@kensurrency2564]

Jim Cornette is the best storyteller. Period!

[@tigerunlimited4219]

I bet Jim Cornette and all these guys had so much fun doing all this shit like the stories that Cornette have are priceless

[@thecaliforniabruh1158]

This is the best story Jim ever told

[@chitownace777]

Cabs were hard to come by back then.Midway was almost closed back then but made a comeback

[@MaestroDawg65]

BR-549? That was Junior Samples' Used Cars on Hee Haw. Sarah was the phone operator from Andy Griffith.

[@Rokinray]

I think Sarah was the phone operator on Green Acres, too. Unseen, unheard.

[@chitownace777]

I lived not far from here & know the White Castle by the train tracks & don't recall the hotel.The area was safe back then but not so much now

[@alexjones3639]

Its 62nd and cicero its now torn down and is the parking lot for ppl waiting to pick ppl up at midway

[@chitownace777]

@@alexjones3639 Do you remember the Marquette Baseball League that was there?

[@alexjones3639]

The park is still there. Its Huge from 67th and St Louis to 67th and California up to 71st. Marquette park is not a good place to find yourself at at all.

[@larrycera9276]

Not so safe? I guess certain types of people moved in?

[@cmm98]

Lmfao listened to this a lot lately my favorite corny stories 😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewlujan844]

Someone sleep walks when he eats pizza? That’s too wild.

[@ricstormwolf]

I've seen horror films when I was a teenager that started like Cornette described in the first story 😂😂

[@MGWPS462]

He is 100 percent correct about Star City, Arkansas. There is no city lol. Not even a village. I live in Little Rock, Arkansas and Star City might have 150 people in it.

[@mr.mr.4772]

1762

[@LEGENDCITYest1963]

The story he told from 6:00 - 7:30 about the gay guys being in his hotel room bed, I'm pretty sure that was an Owen Hart rib.

[@theungreatkahli]

Hahahahaha 😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

What part of the story made you think they were gay?

[@chriswilgus4752]

😂😂😂😂 i love his story telling!

[@madbrowniac7871]

Cornette's Murdoch impersonation sounds like if Yosemite Sam was a Pro Wrestler!😂B.W.

[@AlwaysHalloween000]

if anyone has never known someone who sleeps walks trust me it's super creepy,,my cousin use to sleep walk and she even got out of the locked house and walked down the street at 3 in the morning and house she was only 10

[@sierramiller904]

22:15 was that Bruce Prichard? xd

[@thehighjedi5109]

Sounds like trips I've taken but we broke down in Forest City, Arkansas. Lol. Same thing tho. Little podunk town. And I agree with Jim. Forget driving in those blizzards. Nope nope nope.

[@LadyDragonsblood]

A city of around 15,000 is NOT a podunk town!

[@thehighjedi5109]

LadyDragonsblood Uhhh yea it is when your used to a city of 3 million. And I've lived in towns of 25,000. Yes yes it is podunk.

[@jrodagormykid9063]

Lmao we drive in blizzards up to half the year where I'm at.

[@GraveMemories]

@@jrodagormykid9063 canada?

[@jrodagormykid9063]

@@GraveMemories close I'm in the U.P. of MI

[@boc4334]

God bless Bobby. I sleepwalk and do shit in my sleep. So I know his pain. Lol

[@texasranger9599]

There's a video on here where a guy gets his room key from front desk and goes to the first rooms he sees and opens every door. He's not even on that floor. They just make Em master keys cause it's on click instead of 4-5 to assign a room to them.

[@jiminyjillickers5243]

If that's true, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

[@alexjones3639]

Hahaha i live where the airliner inn used to be (torn down) on 62nd and cicero next to the white castle .. Its 90% a parking lot now

[@marilynsgirl01]

Dead phone rings *I’ve come baaaack* 😂

[@MrJones52]

My question is when the dead phone rings, what exactly from Jim’s past would say “I’ve come back”

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I thought it would say "have you checked the children?"

[@zlinedavid]

His ex wife 🤣

[@andrewisjesus]

8:15 I do this exact same thing. Every trip i take, I know exactly how long everything takes. I measure it because im crazy

[@Avida-l7s-instrumental]

This is so hilarious😭

[@timf7413]

Unless there's 2 in Chicago, I think I've actually seen the Airlner Inn. Looks suitably sketchy from the outside, but so do most things around Midway Airport.

[@alonsolopez3541]

Love listening to Cornys shoot

[@enviousskatedad3712]

A black Randy name drop. Legend.

[@imahustla5029]

I would love to see corny dancing to the dude love theme song would be absolutely amazing!

[@chriswilgus4752]

Im a drummer and im the same about time. I know within a few minutes what time it is, without looking,but i know how much time certain tasks take. Natural timing t😊

[@ernestcruz6316]

Jesus Christ, has Jim EVER had a good trip?

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

My personal advice... Don't drive to the airport in Montreal with an out of date(2011 car) GPS and with no one who speaks French. Oh and Wi-Fi that goes in and out.

[@Wreck1990]

Jim's stats include: 9/10 Int 1/10 Luck

[@scottlemmer9229]

Who booked the show in Minneapolis, Verne?

[@smokeemifugottem2516]

When I stay at a shitty motel I always shit in the water reservoir tank. The back tank on the toilet..... The phantom strikes again

[@anthonyfoutch3152]

don't pass big trucks on the blind side.

[@jbfarley]

Derp derp

[@richevans609]

My Favorite part of listening to Cornette clips is counting the times he clears his throat....

[@wow77777]

And that area even today is nice really nice back then

[@marcusstanley96]

It’s supposed to smell like that, it’s White Castle lol

[@wow77777]

Midway to O’Hare is 25 miles or slightly more maybe 27

[@bobloblaw9791]

Midnight express @9:10

[@Rateptaker]

1:15 what was that

[@kingofpain11111]

1:11 did he just puke?

[@Anubisxian]

"Viva la Angel Dust!"

[@canondocre8650]

Settle down, Beavis.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂😂😂

[@chrisbroach7852]

isee I agree with u. I listen to get away from politics and he makes fun of us that believe.