Jim Jefferies Refuses the Whole Lotion Routine | Netflix Is A Joke

[@alfageneral0077]

That high five, damn I love celebrities who acknowledge their fans

[@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391]

Even when he and his publicist had a half hour convo before the show discussing how doing this very thing would be endearing to the audience??

[@Dustomatic]

Levi Goldsteinbergowitz the publicist knew that guy would go in for the high five, huh?

[@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391]

@@Dustomatic that guy probably is the publicist, there is nothing put on a screen online, movies or broadcast, that isnt 100% created and intended to manipulate your thinking and behavior

[@nitishsaxena1372]

He had no choice

[@tithund]

@@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391 It wasn't even a guy, it was the blonde with the glasses.

[@tonysavage2699]

It's bizarre seeing him with his hair done nicely

[@TheSecondBeef]

You mean hair transplant

[@oppanheimer]

@@TheSecondBeef It's actually hair pieces glued on by a lady he employs to do his hair everyday (I heard Jim Jefferies say this on a podcast).

[@TheSecondBeef]

Jav jeez that’s bizarre

[@GrottescoTeatro]

And the teeth...

[@TheSecondBeef]

Kinda sad hiring someone to make it look like you have full hair and do it EVERYDAY. At some point it’s just easier to assume the baldness.

[@colinstewart1432]

The world needs more Jim Jeffries. Love this guy 🤜💥🤛

[@user-eq5yr6oe8h]

Bill Burr has a bit about this. Ashy white guys. You need lotion Jim😂

[@travisinthetrunk]

Someone needs to scratch his arm.

[@danielnicho79]

Two of my favourite comedians.. both tell hilarious stories that are richly punctuated with ironic and controversial humour and pointed observations layered with well placed dramatic context and exaggeration to skillfully, unapologetically and magnanimously drive home their unique comedic dialogues. I really enjoy when their subject matters cross paths and they refreshingly navigate completely different comedic paths through the same cracks in humanity only to ultimately arrive at the same general conclusion. Humans beings are f*cking idiots. Forty two years of age and still fitting thirty minutes of fresh piss and shit jokes into a one hour Netflix special. This man is at the top of his game. Hollywood may have changed his teeth and his hair but his sense of humour, his bowels and his complete lack of self respect and dignity remain firmly intact and I for one salute him. Well done sir. Well done.

[@n0ch91c3s]

Went looking for this comment

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

No you dont ... not by natures design ! you only "need" it because someone have decited that is now a thing.

[@ASM881]

He might not have used lotion but he sure had some expensive hair restoration.

[@CyberiusT]

And new teeth. Or veneers, anyway.

[@nickolasstiponovich5084]

Why because he's not twelve?😂😂

[@ASM881]

@Paul Necchi because I have eyes and I can see. It’s super obvious.

[@nickniehaus1763]

Very true

[@nickniehaus1763]

@Paul Necchi watch his older stuff, he’s got more hair now

[@luizcadu]

I wonder if the woman at 2:40 would have hi-fived him if she knew how the sketch ends! lol

[@djsb5760]

One of my favorite comedians FOR SURE

[@BSTKPT_SCRT]

I've watched this routine so many times and it never fails. Such a legend

[@reaperbot5226]

part of it is due to the fact that many women wear so much makeup daily it dries out their skin from the natural oils. the body produces to protect itself from harmful sun exposure and artificial light exposure. so they end up needing to use the lotions and creams to help repair or slow down the damage from drying out their our skin. also morning or midday showers/bathing remove the natural oils. making the body more vulnerable to the damaging affects from the sun and lights. so it is best to shower at night shortly before bed and maybe just rewash your hair in morning if you need. however you don't need to shampoo your hair daily. the big reason they made conditioner is to help fix the issues with shampooing hair to often.

[@jordanfelt5978]

I mean you're not wrong, I'm not a woman but I fully agree with this. The issue I have is the way you use your periods (.) at the weirdest times. Understand that there is no hate here, it's just throwing me off.

[@reaperbot5226]

@@jordanfelt5978 sorry that is just how I think sometimes

[@evanhayes5891]

@@jordanfelt5978 Imagine if you were a woman and used periods at the weirdest times. You're welcome. Go write that book!

[@jordanfelt5978]

@@reaperbot5226 you are good mate! Just trying to help.

[@jordanfelt5978]

@@evanhayes5891 wait, whaat? Do you mean 'had' periods at the weirdest times? Lol

[@seanscanlon9067]

The lotion in the bathroom thing is what must have made Oscar Pistorius snap.

[@iim4xii129]

Jim: "I've been a cocaine addict" Virgins: "Woo! Woo!"

[@jordanfelt5978]

How does being a virgin and doing cocaine actually relate in your head there bucko? Because I'll say that when I use to use it I had way more sex than before I did.

[@odt4492]

let me guess, pothead?

[@killjoyforhire6485]

Pretty sure he’s saying the virgins are cheering the addiction part and not the doing coke part

[@wagnersilva9344]

@@killjoyforhire6485 How does THAT makes more sense?

[@blop-a-blop9419]

I thought the ones cheering were people who had themselves a cocaine addiction, or managed to get out of it...

[@VocallyYours3]

Lotion?! 🧴 LOL

[@saragolden3552]

ohhh, my darling Jim Jefferies! How I love you for everything about you and your comedy and always have. You have always been able to give me a literal belly ache from laughter and a heartache for the rawness and honest exposure you share with your audience about your depression and addictions. This special I watched despite being home 'Netflixing' with bruised ribs from a recent fall, knowing the laughter you would undoubtedly eliicit from me would cause me a LOT of pain, and boy did you deliver! Jim you looked fantastic! I hope I am right in saying you seemed genuinely in a healthier state of mind and still killed it as usual with your hilarity in story telling. 11 out of 10!, A++ I am so happy to be entertained to the point of excruciating pain by your comedy. Thank you, wonderful special. Just like you are, special.

[@EllChorizo]

great delivery, perfect ending :)

[@ParagonZR]

2:17 and 2:48 Am I going crazy or did the people at that table change?😐😂

[@haydenring1940]

This is one of my favourite videos😂

[@jhill8036]

Loved it funny as hell thanks jim.

[@plasticplanetdiscgolf]

This special was great. The best stand up I've seen in awhile 👌

[@eriksmith5740]

It was terrible what are you talking about?

[@itsabouttime8680]

If you want to see true comedians and not this foul-mouthed idiot then you should delve into the archives and watch the all time greats of British comedy (at least) Dave Allen, Les Dawson, Tommy Cooper and of course Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett just to name a few - there are many more!

[@rspainter7896]

I wonder if he's still with the mother of his son Hank. Maybe his hair is his new single guy look.

[@Mrniceguysupreme]

Nah. He had a bit in it where he was talking about dating this girl. Story has to do with her needing her cream and him needing to shit real bad. Kicker is she’s a germaphobe and wouldn’t let him shit on a public toilet. Watch the full special on Netflix. It’s a good one

[@mathemagician81]

@RSPainter no they split up but he bought another house nearby so that he could be close to his son. Jim and his son's mothet do have joint custody. Their is a bit he did where he told a story lg his son spending the night over at Jim's and Jim made dinner only to give he and his son good poisoning from grilled chicken

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@mathemagician81 Ja I heard that somewhere, how the 4 of them (adults), get along...

[@wahiyaadharqate]

closing line was way too strong lmao shots fired.

[@bxcinderella]

Lots of people expecting him to say crazy things for shock value as a drunk... maybe he's evolving as a comic and as a person (cutting back on drinking etc.)

[@branon6565]

So what you're saying is he's becoming less and less funny the older he gets....and you'd be right....

[@democlips1]

@@branon6565 I agree. He was very funny when he was drunk

[@alanwayte1688]

Being drunk was an act numpty

[@pavel672]

This looks like Dancing with the Stars :D

[@kristikoz8607]

❤️❤️...Jim!! Seen him live in 2016-ish.... ❤️🇨🇦 looking great :) funny as hell!

[@mattkinsella9856]

I've had the EXACT same conversation with my Mrs. I'm also 42, still smoke, still drink, coke...no comment and I still look better than any of my exes. Not fair to compare myself to my current partner because she's 20 years younger than me BUT that says a lot in itself. Forget the lotion, just abuse yourself, it works wonders.

[@nilesbutler8638]

Until it doesnt. But who still cares then?

[@rp-wn5or]

Probably because they’re all white. Paler/skin with less melanin is much more susceptible to sun damage, a huge cause of premature aging, which is almost all the aging that happens before you’re like 50 years old…then gravity wins lol

[@mattkinsella9856]

@@Iwishiwasanoscarmeyerweiner It's comedy, it's not that deep

[@speedos]

"I've been a cocaine addict" "WOOH" bruh

[@soulwaves20000]

Which special is this?

[@Aimeekate559]

Can you imagine a woman on stage saying she never exercises and eats whatever she wants and her body is fucking flawless and then everyone cheering and high fiving her? Lol

[@michaelhertzman1028]

Yes there are a few of them at Laugh Factory in Chicago and they’re hilarious.

[@moonie1825]

That's like half of every female comedians set

[@RhinoDigital]

Sit-Down Comedy

[@kurtsudheim825]

That: but not today! But was perfect

[@rixar139]

☘️ Irish Honey Badger - Jim Jefferies skin care had to take care of itself.

[@johnhaxby306]

I haven’t had my special cream. Sounds about right

[@userresus]

1:15 so fucking laughed loudly - that so like my relationships i ended recently

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Sucks eh, it feels like people have been lying to you & hated your relationship behind your back, & when you smarten up & leave, they all get real chatty about it. They can never be honest with you while you're in the shit, unhappy as hell, just hating life. Good for you Userresus, we've only got one life right? Making it the best possible for yourself isn't selfish, & anyone that says otherwise is probably secretly wishing they could do what you did. Alright I'm done my preachy useless comment

[@Dudja]

I was there wearing the sweater in my profile pic

[@loukieprinsloo3530]

I'm with this dude. I used to be a drug addict, used to be an alcoholic and I smoke. I'm 32 yet I look 23. So I'm going with that. Gonna stay 23 until I die!!! 😎😎😎

[@700kotchi]

1:15 hilarious !!!!!!

[@kurtsudheim825]

Anybody remember that line from: Get him to the Greek, well I guess jj is actually a British rockstar! I do believe that the more you use most things, esp. frequently, the more your body needs it, as a gen rule - I use sunscreen & lip ice... WHEN MY LIPS ATE DRY, & literally for the 1st time in my life I used a bit of moisturising lotion that a girl have to me at least 2years ago, because it's been quite cold & dry for my climate, which along with diet, genetics etc. Might cause a slight difference in requirement, otherwise...

[@amazinggrace5692]

When you’re term menopause, let me know how long you hold off on using lotion.

[@xa25ja]

He should ask Bill Burr about the value to lotion. He’s Black wife educated him. #blackdontcrack

[@Leftyotism]

LOL

[@JasonW.-sh8ol]

Lol jokes I had at least 5 I've lived with in my life

[@biratghimire97]

Which special is this from? 🤔

[@lebasa21]

Intolerant, just incase you still wanted to know

[@Rusty_Gold85]

I saw a Tik tok clip where this lady was dropping like $300 of 10 different creams into her face . She thought they made layers on her skin feel like it was magic . Little she did she know it was being absorbed into her blood stream and ends up being shat out through her liver and intestines . A really good zinc cream for $10 and a hat would do the same trick. If these creams 'could ' change anything she wouldnt be able to buy them due to the danger of affecting the skin layer. They are just watery bicarb solutions with flavours , colours and artificial smells . No wonder Breast cancer is widespread . Their lymph system is getting hammered with factory chemicals

[@vadergrd]

same story here!

[@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE]

The girl that gave him the High Five i saw her the moment he sat down i thought she's so cute and hot ...he's a lucky MF

[@CC-mr5xq]

True his skin is flawless, but all men should learn about lotion. You’ll thank me when you’re in your forties and fifties.

[@TK0_23_]

I'm 64, have used very little lotion, no longer use shampoo, (I bathe, I bathe) and my hair and skin are fine. However, we are all different. Some people produce less oil because of diet or genetics. But I am a firm believer in using less detergents that strip away natural oils. Let your body do the work.

[@CC-mr5xq]

@@TK0_23_ The getting off the shampoo thing is great. I wish I could do it but I have such a greasy scalp. My mother did tell me that if I never started moisturizing in the first place (I started when I was 13), I wouldn't need it today.

[@lukesanders1677]

Glad to see more content, but I think hes fallen off

[@sadev101]

same goes for the lipbalm people... once they start.. they need it every damn hour or their lips tingle and die... dont use it and your lips will not needs it lol

[@samiislam3886]

My words for my girl when i was teen my skin way better just eating right

[@chonstakerandom]

Wonder what gunter is up to now?

[@inspiredbelieve754]

This guys knows women so well!

[@nombreapellido7173]

2:40 Gets back up right away as soon as people in the audience wanna get physical.

[@JackTadoussac]

Has he had a hair transplant? The hair club for men?]

[@eriksmith5740]

Man he is super self aware of his balding it’s almost intolerant

[@spyingbigfoot1181]

My man has a chair and chooses to sit on the floor like the humble man he is

[@Lnch4ALion]

Humble? Jim Jeffries?

[@spyingbigfoot1181]

@@Lnch4ALion Yes very

[@Lnch4ALion]

@@spyingbigfoot1181 that's jokes 🤣

[@gavinsimonds1721]

Gave away the punchline in the cover picture wtf

[@deaDislandBUGS]

He is from that edgy offensive comic he once used to be. we loved him because of his sexist "jokes" , but this special.. jesus it's like clean comedy in comparison to his early works.

[@vabp8985]

i disagree, I thought his last 2 specials were pretty mediocre but this one was on par with his original style that we grew to love, didn't think it was PC at all, just more mellow

[@SignificantPressure100]

That's just your perspective

[@danterymes1217]

He said that he stopped making those offensive jokes about women, because after Trump got elected, people might not understand it as jokes. He was afraid people would think it is ok to be misongynistic.

[@jakeapcguy2198]

20 min? Only 20 min?

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Finally something new from Jim Jefferies without politics

[@disco_duckbill]

What's his views on Islam again?

[@disco_duckbill]

@Bad Boys Boogie actually, I saw his full interview with Avi Yemini. Wow.

[@disco_duckbill]

@Bad Boys Boogie no, he hid it. That is well documented.

[@disco_duckbill]

@Bad Boys Boogie nah, right here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZWmgpt3mt91lbM

[@disco_duckbill]

@Bad Boys Boogie yeah, JJ is a flog and a liar.

[@psycostasia8379]

I love him but in this special he looks like the Grinch

[@ramneekgill5580]

I hope bruh knows he prob got add. But doesn't need stimulants

[@dhgibson6646]

8

[@JasonW.-sh8ol]

Yeah checks put I had probably 4 girlfriends or so

[@odt4492]

he might be on to something.

[@APAMVs]

It's only been 2 minutes and already 7 likes and 3 dislikes. I'm guessing the dislikers just hate the channel in general. This ain't the first time this has happened

[@APAMVs]

Well actually this isn't the first time I see dislikes immediately on a Netflix video. And the comedians were very popular. Soo someone keeps disliking immediately

[@justayoutuber1906]

Worst fitting suit ever

[@highdownmartin]

Australia hardly recognise him. Their biggest comedy export, and he’s just a nobody. Too controversial for the Ozzie’s so they pretend he doesn’t exist

[@AVportau]

who you talkin' about?

[@loopsruby]

Lol to you.

[@danielnicho79]

Whoever believes once a comedian has written a bit about a particular subject that no one else is allowed to write and perform their own bit on the same subject from their own unique point of view please stop watching comedy and start going to church where you belong. The comedian owns the bit. They don't own the rights to the f*cking subject. How f*king boring would the last four years have been if only one comedian was allowed to make fun of Donald Trump? Save your ignorance for your Sunday Hymns.

[@slydEvil35]

It’s such a funny paradox women spend thousands of dollars on skin care routine products but wouldn’t need them if they stopped wearing makeup. Just like men should accept their baldness and shave their heads women should be confident in themselves and not rely on toxic chemicals on their skin for self confidence. Personally if you can’t wear makeup without being insecure you’re not confident so let’s stop this “boss bitch” nonsense

[@arash123salam]

Ah, I remember when he was actually funny!

[@ShiningLight411]

Ouch....

[@Lnch4ALion]

You have a long fucking memory

[@leoncaravelli]

New Jefferies is boring af!

[@jmsolano0516]

Are those fake laughs?

[@cyberassassin2119]

Feels good to be the second to comment LMAO

[@Lnch4ALion]

your Comment sucks balls tho

[@bobkats]

I used to like you until you did that stitch up with Avi Yemeni...

[@remobandini6144]

Does Avi Yemeni, still own you.. Hopefully he does !

[@seanscanlon9067]

Anyone aged over 12 who uses "own" in that way, needs a good slap.

[@calibrazxr750]

Yemini barely owns half a brain.

[@chrisbacon4553]

I know everyone is tired of hearing this like a religious sermon but like a religious sermon it bears repeating; it is a medical fact that the best lotion is human semen.

[@evitasdad]

Also the most fun to produce!

[@balduccioliv]

Wtf is this accent. When are we supposed to laugh ?

[@mookly1056]

jokes about skin care routine while wearing what is clearly a wig

[@sillynacannada6718]

This isn’t relevant to this particular skit. Just watched the whole routine on Netflix. Jim asked about animal testing. “Watership Down” came flooding back in my memory. Eff humans, if you want to cure something, test it on your own self. Prats.

[@carlosandleon]

test it on yourself

[@calibrazxr750]

No one is preventing you from volunteering. Everyone who thinks like that should offer to replace an animal. Flopsy can go free, but then you get the shit sprayed on you.

[@leonhuggins7579]

Oh n bill burr did this joke years ago ya mug

[@danielnicho79]

Bill Burr did a bit about lotion. The jokes and the narrative and the conclusion were completely different. They've also both done bits about guns, being a parent, the merits of whether owning a dog counts towards parenting skills, boozing, women, partners.. It's actually great to see their wildly different comedic takes on different topics.

[@leonhuggins7579]

@@danielnicho79 the guys a blagging little snake editing his interviews to make people look like twats spreading his agenda.....his jokes are done

[@theseasnakewhisperer8649]

This guy has become a soy boy and lost the plot. Get woke, go broke.

[@calibrazxr750]

Ironically, in the past few years, his wealth has increased exponentially.

[@miztercasuall3718]

He literally sounds like Tom hardy in peaky blinders. Seriously am I the only one who thinks that.

[@sunny99vibes50]

Really didn’t laugh, this dude ain’t got it . Next plz