Jim Jeffries | Star Wars Story

Jim Jeffries tell his infamous Star Wars Story
Live Stand Up Comedy on 1 November 2011
Featuring: Jim Jeffries
Produced by Peter O'Mahony
Recorded and broadcast by the Laughter Lounge, Dublin, Ireland

[@joshjohnson3347]

"You were right about one thing Jim...the negotiations were short."

[@michisui]

Love his laugh.

[@WinmanVideo]

I believe it.

[@muffinpeddler7]

that clears everything up!

[@megamovieman101]

There's a religious debate in the comments section of a Star Wars-related video... of course...

[@anouarkrassimovich7481]

careful, you might start a new debate :)

[@Kathy_1991]

😂

[@TheGmoney4980]

I seriously gotta look for Jims' brother now in Star Wars... Bwahaha!!!

[@skye836]

awesome fucking awesome

[@zacharywilson1906]

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones [Part 2/10] - 1080p HD 7:52 FOUND SCOTT

[@jamesahmed1889]

Yeah i can believe it.

[@coloreo666]

The title sounds like one of those new movies Disney is making, lol

[@richardmccann425]

I’m 100% behind that story.....

[@Blazekickz]

he really did xD

[@1by1productions]

its true! all the clone troopers were CGI!

[@DJSbros]

Actually they were clone troopers

[@chazhinkley6602]

Now I see where rogue one got its name from.

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

Fucking awesome.

[@Testostauren]

Check the movie credits

[@MrConstantine02]

@Forloveisjoy Austin 3:16 says "I just whooped your ass!"

[@kontekijke]

oi no worries mate. Cheers mate. Have a good one. Am i australian now?

[@kontekijke]

Ni Clouds Awesome! Thank you :D

[@niclouds5292]

A soper I don't give two tugs of a dead dingo's dong what you have heard mate. Bonza.

[@asoper7005]

Ni Clouds Dead dingo's dong? hahaha Now i know you're having a lend. Dong is a Vietnamese word. You're a kangaroo short in the top paddock, aren't ya? You really are trying WAY too hard aren't ya little fella? Real ocker of ya! You make us all sound like slack-jawed, uneducated yokels, who talk a mess of gibberish and slang. When in fact, almost no one uses true "AUSSIE" slang anymore. I am proud, patriotic, and very well educated, but i still enjoy saying fuck, cunt and a mess of other words. You misrepresent my home, as well as yours, you say, with terms like "bonza" and "prawn on the barbie". I am the third person in this thread to say "i have never heard these saying's" but 3 Aussie's must be wrong. Mate, you win cunt of the week!!!

[@niclouds5292]

A soper You are an idiot in so many ways. Go see a psychologist, you are rooted. I don't know how you are offended, you take yourself way to seriously. Dumb proud patriotic simpleton.

[@asoper7005]

Ni Clouds Yer righto bud!

[@StarcraftPROwannabe]

link?

[@railroadwino1]

That was the best way you could've said that.

[@garibaldi54]

Lol go to the vid for the star wars bar scene and check out all the comments.

[@bubblezz4127]

😂😂😂😂😂 no way

[@TheSomnambulist06]

I think it's the lizard with the long spirally head

[@iMeze]

I looked it up, the moment they enter the bar, Jims brother is the green lizard walking in front of them with a she-somethng

[@ColinKochuta]

28,858 Views, 72 likes and 0 dislikes.... FUCK YEAH!!!

[@3xchrisx3]

wouldn't it be easier to look in the "extras" part of the credits? lol

[@adbunting]

Hey I'll have a throwdown any day about my being a woman and an insane sense of humor.

[@VxmikeyxV]

Put on your tin hats everyone, because some randomer on the internet shares the same name as me we must be the same person! Hahahahaha

[@fakovac]

how what whould feel?

[@johnclavis]

Zeus is the one true God! Well, and his wife Hera. They are the only two true gods. Oh wait, Zeus had some brothers. So I guess Hades and Poseidon are real too. Although obviously they're real, because who would rule the seas if not Poseidon?

[@VxmikeyxV]

You can look through my video favourites and likes to see that i've had this account for years. You can probably see the date it was made on my profile, too. Boom.

[@maxheadroom3839]

I hope the story is true :).

[@PrivateAckbar]

"I want to go home and rethink my life"?

[@kraveisback6151]

* JIM JEFFERIES

[@johnnylr]

Have you considered taking your opinion and using it as a drilldo (on yourself, mind)?

[@d2echronic]

The father of the theory of relativity and the father of quantum mechanics did. It is 2013 bro.. more than one god out there.

[@allyourmaze]

I went and checked the bar scene, fucking hard to see.

[@SiliconBong]

*shame on those two chicks who walk out [0.52] of a Jim Jefferies set. He is trying to enlighten them!as to the workings of a beautiful mind : O

[@DragonsREpic]

@WMsquared lizards?

[@esufmp]

I haven't got time for a relationship right now. Do you think he'd be up for a one night stand instead?

[@Razzics]

I can't tell if I hate that mustache or not.

[@dnarmstr]

Who gives a shit what the women were doing? That was bloody good

[@nogoogleaccount8925]

You spelt Jefferies wrong

[@procompsys]

You spelled 'spelled' wrong.

[@matt7kiwi]

These are not the lizard you're looking for.

[@Nicolaus89x]

Huh. IS it true?

[@madbear3512]

Is this true

[@RPGflms]

for the star wars nerds out there, look for trandoshans.

[@FreestyleFonda]

Which god? The one that you believe in or one of the other millions of gods that the rest of humanity has ever believed in (just as wholeheartedly, if not more wholeheartedly than you believe in yours)?

[@reverseoreo08]

JEFFERIES .... Jefferies...

[@alexhux6134]

:p

[@kakkashin]

God doesn't feel anything because he doesn't exist.

[@HuzzahForthetimes]

Why are there so many woman walking out of the show?

[@CaptainHoneyMoo]

I'm not talking about you personally, however saying "they put their silly beliefs" is belittling someone. I am mostly talking about "it's 2013 bro, still believe in god" by AtheistNewMan, that's an asshole thing to say, he's acting like he's better than him. Regardless this is my opinion and I'm clearly not going to change yours or anyone elses on this video so keep on keeping on

[@VxmikeyxV]

Meh, I know i'm right

[@sponkmonki79]

Synchronised menstruation.

[@ILIKEWALLS]

have you considered how god would feel about your decision?

[@mapexblack]

God loves us all unconditionally. So he wouldn't mind would he? I mean thats what the religious bunch say? Or is that just when it suits??? Watch Jim on Religion he will explain exactly what i mean.. God at the party. Go watch it by Jim Jefferies.

[@CaptainHoneyMoo]

But there is, he's entitled to his beliefs and just because you think he's wrong doesn't mean you need to get on your high horse and call him stupid. It's about being a decent person rather than your religion

[@michaelsharples]

because humour isn't a womans strong point! women get offended more easily than men (i read 4 times more easily than men) so they like simple child like jokes as opposed to clever or rude humour.

[@Skoomz]

michaelsharples boooyyy you would be castrated nowadays

[@TheAlmightypoptart]

good job you ruined it