Jim Jefferies - Puking On Myself In Baghdad

#JimJefferies on being scared out of his mind before performing for the US Military in Baghdad.
Jim Jefferies stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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[@Mr-E39]

I love that you can see him trying desperately not to swear

[@hobocop632]

Why can't he?

[@hobocop632]

Yea but why, it's ridiculous.

[@shinnicko5]

Yes. Kevin Bloody Wilson. 10/10

[@DuchAmagi]

Seriously, can someone explain me this? Why you can't say 'cunt' ON THE STAGE doing COMEDY SHOW which everybody KNOWS could be ordinary? I've seen so many stand ups where people say offensive words and sentences. So what's the problem saying such a word like 'cunt' in this specific circumstances in 2017 in a western part of the world? What would they do to him if he was saying 'cunt'? Would they boo him? Really? They laughed at killing people but you can't say a specific word because it's offensive?

[@amazed66]

It's probably because they would think he was a bit of a cunt.

[@iGoNoLimitWrestling]

1:33 he almost says cunt but stops himself lol

[@spartawar117]

Yea I was honestly waiting for him to say "That blue cunt looks important" I would have pissed myself laughing I was so prepared but then he doesn't. Biggest blue ball of my life

[@siki4364]

In the old version he said "the cunt in blue looks important" so not wrong

[@DD-sq3mr]

its really odd to watch without the cursing.

[@WouterSadonis]

Hahaha at 1:34 "The cu... guy in blue". He must've had the warning to mind his language. I've seen him do this part a couple of others time and swears a lot more in those.

[@amazed66]

I think that's why he laughed himself when nearly slipping up.

[@nathanpearson8915]

Wouter Sadonis you can’t say cunt in canadian comedy clubs

[@MrAatami]

'Murica got to him, not just that.

[@CarlosBeo]

2:52 blame Ron and Janice

[@Demonmixer]

@@nathanpearson8915 My mate Kev told me that...

[@danielallen6807]

Replacing the word cunt with guy must be killing him on the inside

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

"I bet our bullets can reach him" - "oh yeah" And the little guy died

[@boahnation9932]

Meh...

[@rosemarydudley9954]

Janco van der Westhuizen..... "and the little tnuc died"

[@TTVelit3monster]

“I was just saying mate”😂

[@imgoingonholidaytovietnam3631]

It's so much better when he swears

[@rosemarydudley9954]

Totally agree...adds that much more to his story telling.

[@619ck154]

It's weird seeing him tell this clean

[@DrOSami]

I am from Baghdad "beautiful city ... untouched" love you Jim

[@ElohAraphel]

Dr. Sami you’re deranged. You’re occupied. Your people are being killed. What’s funny about that.

[@gifctdotorgthought-police3706]

@@ElohAraphel I was out there in 2007. I thought the country had a unique beauty to it. Had some locals teach me a bit of arabic. nice people overall.

[@rosemarydudley9954]

@@ElohAraphel - it's just a joke...It's Jim being Jim, Telling it like it is. Someone pulled your funny plug out..

[@omryheller8766]

LOL he makes so much effort not to say cunt

[@looka698]

Kinda silly how he's not allowed to swear but he's allowed to tell stories about soldiers killing people.

[@missundies]

But he says dick head right at the beginning, does that not count? Lol.

[@missundies]

@@pittzz and swear words is worse than that because...?

[@dubious6718]

In America, bloody killing is allowed, but tits and cursing are not

[@somekid7]

that's murica for ya. bass ackwards since money runs the game and arbitrary rules make it harder for the others to reach the top. the big dogs aren't ready to give up their spots yet

[@mattcullen6109]

Yeah. It's says alot about the So called decency lawmakers real morality lays. I live in a country where the swearing is pretty much just normal. He wouldn't have thought about saving cunt. He probably would not have even noticed saying it. But we don't see much murder. I think I will keep it our way. Fuck the political correctness. And the poor little cunt died.he did Just a basic fact.

[@rsuffridge1]

"I didn't mean to ruin anyone's day."

[@sammyboy19951]

The last part of the joke has me dying 😂😂😂

[@satagaming9144]

it's ok, had the little guy dying too

[@giatrakou3313]

Strugling not to swear!

[@TonyRascal777]

Struggling to spell

[@RemotePixels]

You have to say gateway to her guts

[@sarge420]

Thanks for working with the USO. We appreciate you making us laugh.

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

One of my favorite comedians of all time. He’s savagely hilarious!

[@rosemarydudley9954]

Jumping JAKE Flash ... probably because he tells it like it is...TRUTH in all his stories.

[@theseigemeister]

Jim is friggin' hilarious! Wish Netflix would put Fully Dysfunctional back up for streaming.

[@siki3620]

I had to swear where he didnt just to make myself feel comfortable

[@nebzila]

What's with the weird edit at 0:32? Jim says "they flew me and my manager into kuwait in a normal passenger plane" and it cuts to a close up of a couple laughing.

[@CANNIBoy]

This man is not on my television enough

[@kittyunderwood8918]

"I'll bet our bullets can reach him" "oh yeah" *shoots*

[@jameskrill5394]

I sneezed the moment he said bang. Don't think I should be as proud of myself as I am.

[@aliyahstevens4385]

The whole Bagdad joke was great especially the little guy exploded

[@joaobaetadesousa782]

Awesome bit

[@Jpositive]

LoVin It ..

[@jibaku3947]

"the cuu guy is blue looks important"

[@danyul4u186]

Him trying not to say cunt is the funniest thing

[@bjw4859]

" I bet our bullets can reach him " " oh yeah " little guy dies, now I have beer coming out my nose I laughed so hard.

[@OasisMusicGallagher]

Best bit from Alcoholicaust !

[@09Dragonite]

Holy fucking shit 😂😂😂 Jim "I bet our bullets could reach him!" Gunner "Oh, you think?" (Kills a guy)

[@bmarshall811]

1:34 second mark he almost said cunt. He must be in Canada. Those guys are always too polite lol.

[@artiezonk]

Are you seriously trying to tell me that this video doesn't work in Canada where the festival was filmed?

[@0Zolrender0]

Because you carn't say cunt in Canada!!!

[@dillyDillzmuaythai4life]

He needs to make more stand up

[@itsobamanigga3542]

i was just saying mate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pepinillorick5741]

¿What do freedom figthers figth ? Exactly.

[@jacobmitchell9753]

This is so funny.

[@anywallsocket]

Jim explains how someone got killed The crowd: HAHAHAHA 👀

[@conorlynch2879]

My all time favourite JJ bit. Just too bad he had to censor it.

[@AlexPerez-ig8yd]

Hahahaha good bit

[@jan-willemdebruijn3376]

Cu... umm guy in blue looks important 😂

[@rodneybarr5502]

Does the enemy give a shit. 😂😂

[@federicoeiriz42]

Will he ever perform in This is not happening ?

[@bitifor]

0:31 reminds me of those Chinese state televised shows where they show people applauding or laughing when clearly no one does.

[@keithmulderig753]

this is in legit you guys can watch it.

[@wuftchan8299]

baghdad sounds like a prank or a game

[@YR7A]

looks like the Aussie version of Julian from trailer park boys.

[@NoName-hl8wb]

I have Heard of jokes Killing before but that joke he told the gunner actually Killed.

[@stezzerman]

finally! A video of Jim on cocaine

[@Sean.Vosler]

I’m very curious if the end of that story was real events lol

[@burningmisery]

he's so fucking drunk. amazing how he pulls it off every time.

[@secularscot5822]

No he's not.

[@BlackSabbath1989]

he looks pretty sober to me in this one

[@burningmisery]

I don't think he's ever fully sober when doing stand up.

[@85Aheadstix]

He's Australian, we're technically born drunk.

[@burningmisery]

GamerDares wins That's how you come into this world, and that's how you should get out - drunk and fighting a tiger on meth!

[@ayokay123]

Definitely up with with Chappelle, Burr, and just a few others.

[@lucafrings6246]

ok

[@DnosSFS]

oh the hell Jim Jefferies censored is not the same

[@Raxxer1993Q8]

I'm from Kuwait. Nobody cares I know. I'm just saying, mate.

[@SpicyPablo808]

RaxxTV whoopty fucking do

[@brocksdaddy081910]

Beautiful city

[@Angel.Diez.Ovelar]

Do You have Slaves ?

[@tahakhabouss6558]

he is trying so hard not to say cunt 😂

[@PeterHatch-mx7zc]

two

[@GlossaME]

Avy says Hy

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

Is this edited?

[@statesecretmusic]

Is this the show where afterwards he has the 2 quebecois broads and cocaine story that he would tell years later?

[@knutina86]

No fun when he is sober. No swearing 😂 kidd-friendly, not his best ☺️

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Should have been "c**t in blue looks important" FFS!

[@ajgilliam111]

All the ppl saying he can’t swear....he did many times. What am I missing?

[@NoMeNoProblems]

Hi, he usually says the 'c' word a lot. :)

[@doyle201206]

Jim in a kindergarten just don't work.

[@nyjtheprafet9536]

Luis C K said the same joke about the army guys killing someone from a chopper. Who stole who's joke?

[@85Aheadstix]

Ummm sure, dunno bout the tiger and meth bit though. i have tried meth, weird shit.

[@peadar-o]

... and the little guy dies...

[@mariesecrist7919]

FCC has really screwed his comedy skit that’s very sad

[@Thickcurves]

The bottom of blackhawks are not bullet proof.

[@andrewchard2488]

he did well not saying fuck or cunt,aussies & kiwi's use those words like others use but or umm

[@azimuth361]

The dirty version's better.

[@m.serdardemiral8691]

Wait... this shit is cencored

[@CharlieDBrown]

Awh. This is the shitty censored version of this story. Where can I find the good, original version? :/ Edit: Hell Yeah! Found it. Just google "jim jefferies iraq helicopter story" and click on the Live Leak link. Should be the top search result

[@JalapenoJoseph]

Replacing "cunt" with "guy" just ruins the bit. Great comedian stiffled by modern day censorship.

[@matytreur]

He looks soo depressed

[@Akard517hell]

He litterally made a killing joke

[@oops262686]

seriously. the guy was shot jus like that

[@OurHouseNiittyla]

Yup

[@epictetus9221]

I don't think that part was necessarily true

[@ericwright4297]

Well, what'd you expect? That's what an invasion is.

[@mr.k905]

Wether it's true or not, it's really scary that everybody is laughing.

[@GigaSeadramon]

saurabh he was shooting at them first.

[@PeterHatch-mx7zc]

nobody could be that smart with one dick or dummy must have to

[@Ampwich]

So the enemy knows he's a civilian? Couldn't the troops wear it in that case? Go undercover? lol Also, people in the comments be like "I WANNA HEAR SWEARING" lol

[@JS-hi3oo]

You can tell he tries hard not to say cunt.. .

[@sanborn2010]

go Iraq to entertain the Imperialist US

[@gabrielpazos8404]

Why the fuck isn't he allowed to swear? Is he performing for a crowd of 4 year olds?

[@ageckomiller]

Boy has he fallen.

[@victoews6842]

Normally love Jim Jefferies but he's starting to sound like an American bully.

[@charlieclark2609]

I hate his jokes when there's no profanity . It's just not as funny

[@clanof1144]

Jim: " yeah but i bet our bullets can reach him" terrorist: "why do i hear boss music?"

[@Dubs22005]

That guy was probably crazy from how America has destroyed his home. Welp, funny joke

[@solidaritytime3650]

Respecting the troops... What a concept. The firing crew of the largest terrorist state in the world are not to be respected merely for having submitted themselves to said terrorist state. If you are angry because of what I just said, please watch the film "manufacturing consent" here on KZbin for free.

[@ElohAraphel]

Anyone who has been in a war zone wouldn’t find this funny... at all

[@ericacossins8811]

Yeah nah, not true mate

[@calibrazxr750]

I've been in a war zone and I found this hilarious.

[@bradpittman4850]

this guy is not funny at all

[@parimabartender]

First actual human (white man) to puke before getting diarrhea in diarrheastan

[@GermAntibody]

White men aren't the only actual humans, what the fuck.

[@michael_sharples]

I miss the old Jim Jefferies, before sold out to the super left Anti-Trump daily show crap.

[@signil]

I love Jim Jefferies. But this bit always shocks me, why is everyone laughing at an Iraqi dying in the process of fighting invaders?