"You know Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in." - Patrice
@jpollackauthor3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things I've ever heard is Patrice calling him a "bubble gum-shaped human."
@GorbyP Жыл бұрын
I always hated that joke, just a longer way of saying he looks like liquid. Booooooooo
@bariumcolbalteinsteinkoolaid Жыл бұрын
@@GorbyPshut up stupid
@braidenbianco8 ай бұрын
@@GorbyPit’s because of the visual it makes it funny, if you just said he looks like liquid it wouldn’t really make sense and has no humor
@GorbyP8 ай бұрын
@@braidenbianco no.. you heard a bunch of hacks say this was funny, so now you say it's funny, think for yourself sheep
@eyephuctyormom13 жыл бұрын
man sinead o'connor has really let herself go
@melissabrown8003 жыл бұрын
Omg💀
@illegitimatefilm3 жыл бұрын
You should see her for real lately.
@eastcoasteric12 жыл бұрын
Who could possibly not like this?! Jimmy Norton is the realist dude ever.
@Deckof5114 жыл бұрын
"She's ready!" That little flicker of delight and anticipation made me fall out of my fucking chair. God bless Lil' Yimmy.
@hunterbrandwen766511 жыл бұрын
Legendary little Jimmy at his best.
@fairyfuck84796 жыл бұрын
Hunter Brandwen fat jimmy
@PapaMagnum14 жыл бұрын
"Hi, can I buy you a drink and then we'll go for a walk-in-the-woods."
@durden24804 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a treasure
@shedgen012 жыл бұрын
My new favorite bit of all time. I've watched this 30 times and laugh harder each time.
@SBV12312 жыл бұрын
This is the first stand-up clip I've seen from Jim...I'm impressed.
@PapaMagnum12 жыл бұрын
I first saw this years ago and have seen it many times since. I still love it.
@theguywhoisaustralian14654 жыл бұрын
Jim norton and bill burr are my inspiration for staying in shape
@indazone12 жыл бұрын
Norton is an unfinished clone
@PhatBoiPhreshMn Жыл бұрын
I close my eyes when I watch this, and his voice instantly becomes an accurate depiction of my subconscious
@alexxcold4 жыл бұрын
Man, he fucking killed that room!
@kdohertygizbur5 жыл бұрын
Halfway to where I need her to be Passed out....Whos looking Oh Lord, that set would never make it now lol
@JoMaR_PR7 жыл бұрын
My right ear enjoyed this😂😂😂
@chippersonsencyclopediaemp13184 жыл бұрын
Thank god. Thought my knew buds were fucked
@californialove59736 жыл бұрын
Jimbo Killed it!! 😂 👏👏👏
@tonyreyes37802 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even stand up. It’s jimmy’s therapy session
@thaddeust.thirdiii7362 жыл бұрын
He’s in shape now
@ghostwhiskey14 жыл бұрын
"remember how dad almost died?"
@drpepper37264 жыл бұрын
Replying to a 9 year old comment, are you still alive?
@CertifiedGooner72913 жыл бұрын
Brilliance
@michaelyoung97535 жыл бұрын
I had no idea jim norton used to be fat.
@slimpickins94824 жыл бұрын
I have the same appendix scar.
@Scorpionbite88 жыл бұрын
J.N. rocks.
@therealbraindawg7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Jimmy for ripping on himself life that. He is as brutal to others as he is towards himself.
@d.86652 жыл бұрын
That's one of the reasons why I love this guy-- he's so self deprecating and the words he uses to describe himself.. pure comedy gold.
@thrashmetalfiend12 жыл бұрын
Lil' Jimmy's still alive.
@hitmanhart67012 жыл бұрын
This is good. Generally I seem to find Norton way more funnier on O&A (and tough crowd) than in stand up
@Patrick_B687-3 Жыл бұрын
Don’t let Chippa hear you say that.
@thegiftedone Жыл бұрын
Thanks ! My left ear loved it!
@mic7able10 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton should be bigger than CK, Gervais, Rock and (definitely) seinfeld. He is razor sharp.
@ligitmuffin10 жыл бұрын
He's too offensive for most of the pussies who watch comedy,
@Warlord666A10 жыл бұрын
ck beats him otherwise agreed
@mic7able10 жыл бұрын
Warlord Imperius For me, Norton gives a huge insight into the psyche of the SUC.
@jeremiahmirkovitz28349 жыл бұрын
Goat Gruff ...on the radio.
@mic7able9 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah Mirkovitz And on stage.... how do you think he got there?
@overlex8 жыл бұрын
so I found out about this guy from the comments on an Eric Andre video, I'm here after reading the good things about him, so this is the first vid I've seen from this guy, and I gotta say... I found gold! it'll be so much fun browsing this guy's material XD
@AdamHauger7 жыл бұрын
This isn't even the good stuff. I like his stand up but his radio shit is where he shines brightest. Give "Jim Norton hates" a search. Good place to start
@turdsmcgillicuddy51186 жыл бұрын
See everything jim norton and Anthony cumia
@odinnola6 жыл бұрын
If, even two years ago, you're just discovering Norton, do yourself a favor and check out Doug Stanhope and Glenn Wool. Speaking of which; after two years, how did you feel about the rest of Jim Norton's well of material?
@chippersonsencyclopediaemp13184 жыл бұрын
@@odinnola good reccomendations 👍
@ScubaShneve13 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE DEAD!" def my fav part
@8bitKatwalk8 жыл бұрын
love you jimmy, love u
@dontjudgeme04111 жыл бұрын
Powerful!
@devilman48727 жыл бұрын
i broke down in laughter at " and then we can go for a walk in the woods "
@smokeydadj13 жыл бұрын
FUCK, it is completely possible to Die of laughter while watching this. :]
@TylerStoneking56 Жыл бұрын
When he does snoring and sniffing jokes to keep that coca goin hahahah. I watched this live in 05 when it dropped. He was coked out of his MIND 😂
@Molez108314 жыл бұрын
"Where do you go to school, MISS?" Oh man, I almost died!! LOL
@keberTxelArM12 жыл бұрын
A very funny one.
@mikenogozones4 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@thebeatles22492 жыл бұрын
Sinead O'Connor, I never wud hv seen that but since you said that I totally see it!
@ChuxDiaz11 жыл бұрын
Powerful Jim Norton!
@dirigoelectric3 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2021.... Do the cancel culture Karen’s know about Jimmy? Lol
@JonnyAndrewRyan3 жыл бұрын
If you watch this on your phone and turn it sideways the volume is much better 🤙🏽
@emilytaylor93426 жыл бұрын
that guy awesome i came accross him while awesome opie n Anthony show was on
@jeffhatfield172511 жыл бұрын
not going to beat you up on this,i love little yimmy.. its not just you..it took me a while to get into his stand up routine.like you(i assume)i found jimmy on o&a and i love how fast he is..his stand up isnt as fast..but no ones is!! two totally different mediums! watch jims stand-up next to anyone elses and he is STRONG!!you just have to put the daily o&a stuff aside for that time.
@dannybhoy27394 жыл бұрын
Is that Ant @5.34 😂😂
@Matt-lr4sq11 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why you made the volume unbearably low but I assume you had a really good reason.
@mightymoeish Жыл бұрын
You can hear the laughter die off and only some men 3:50
@Nitro-Finn6 жыл бұрын
My tummy hurts... 🤣
@devilman48726 жыл бұрын
My right ear was entertained.
@Dmdm_dm12 жыл бұрын
I came here after watching Godfrey. Yup, you can't compare the comedy of self-deprecating man to that of a good looking person. Amazing clip, thanks for the upload.
@dmg004810 жыл бұрын
Yes I have pinched them. Sigh.
@casperchristensen83547 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that Christopher Reeve one.
@corpsus112 жыл бұрын
Actually it is, why is the left channel mute?!
@iceberg19663 жыл бұрын
No sound?
@AUSROTTENY2K14 жыл бұрын
When he said "Bisexual Marry Poppins" I almost shit laughing!!! XD
@LaborHours12 жыл бұрын
KEEP OFFENDING 'EM JIM, THEY NEED IT BAD!
@boodattigerbait6 жыл бұрын
Lil’ Jimmy at his big stage was the best
@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn5 жыл бұрын
hes is still funny. its just the jim and sam show that sucks
@zeebest10043 жыл бұрын
He can be as filthy as they come with never an X rated word!!
@richig76112 жыл бұрын
That's the point of his comedy.
@8bitKatwalk8 жыл бұрын
lets clap and cheer more thn what...
@glenns.74939 жыл бұрын
Where's the audio?
@RyanHoppeRadio12 жыл бұрын
He works well with Opie & Anthony. especially since Anthony is usually funny when not talking about politics
@brandon14926 жыл бұрын
Proud of this mug. Good for him.
@EviljokerSTI13 жыл бұрын
@ScubaShneve That had me in tears!
@tooch118011 жыл бұрын
"Your Dead". Lol
@Afflictionability12 жыл бұрын
lol im deaf in my right ear so im like wtf is there something wrong with my headphones? heh
@94c0bra11 жыл бұрын
warning: don't eat while watching this. almost spewed my food all over my laptop due to laughter.
@fairyfuck84796 жыл бұрын
94c0bra did ya?! did ya really?!
@Paperspaperspapers4 жыл бұрын
Im what the fbi profilers.call a.secreter xD hahahahahahha
@HopeLeigh007 жыл бұрын
He's hot AF now.
@VerifiedFiveIron Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@rebboy174 жыл бұрын
Damn. He did loose lot of weight
@Alufear13 жыл бұрын
5:30 - 7:41 Stop stealing my techniques, Jimmy. :)
@YouGuysAreAHoles12 жыл бұрын
No, your left speaker isn't broken.
@em12983612 жыл бұрын
Haha Oh Uncle Paul...
@TopTierTealTippedSpears12 жыл бұрын
your uncle rules
@Aphasia1712 жыл бұрын
haha didn't even realize until you said somethin
@shredsamillionlul13 жыл бұрын
@PapaMagnum Laughed so fucking hard when I heard that.
@fio777776 ай бұрын
Curly Howard
@n_n_n_n_n_n7 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Jim must have started goin to tha jem, goin to tha jem an' eatin betahr since this was shot.
@daquanhooper5 жыл бұрын
Anybody else’s right ear fucked up? Just me? Cool
@PhillyCYOSports13 жыл бұрын
I never clapped at a joke
@Rhimeson12 жыл бұрын
LOLZ
@PhillyCYOSports14 жыл бұрын
funny bad but also in alot of ways.
@cameronfuchs95164 жыл бұрын
I miss fat Jimmy.
@boosh9010 жыл бұрын
wassat????
@MrDeerman8512 жыл бұрын
uncle paul
@Fenyx613 жыл бұрын
6:40 xD
@metaltats666311 жыл бұрын
he lost some weight
@RAMSEY198710 жыл бұрын
Average on stage great on the radio
@OFFICIAL863JLS8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@brandon14926 жыл бұрын
agree. His quickness is unparalleled.
@autobot6900013 жыл бұрын
@eyephuctyormom hahahaha. nice.
@CUSTOMADE1311 жыл бұрын
απλα θεός
@thegov0813 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks Jim Norton and Eminem look kinda similar?
@JasperSteve6 жыл бұрын
thegov08 Yes
@ShiksaWithChutzpah114 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE DEEEEEEAAAAADDDD".
@SaraJP2012 жыл бұрын
please don't clap when jimmy is drinking. it frightens him.
@Sumoto99912 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton didn't even graduate high school. Comedian was the only job for him.
@lostcauseforkl12 жыл бұрын
what the hell had I been missing, you all get down and worship the norton!
@thegov0813 жыл бұрын
@ctbluesmanLbJ So I'm supposed to listen to a self described 'pansy' who is talking shit over the internet? Why is that again haha? I was not trying to be funny saying norton looks like eminem.Jim Norton is fatter and shorter and balder, but they share similar facial characteristics and have that same crazy look in their eyes. It was an observation.
@aidenpowell60937 жыл бұрын
I thought it was good. You guys whinging, go tape a special. or even get on stage.