Jim Norton - Awkward & Out of Shape

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@kevinerosa
@kevinerosa 4 жыл бұрын
"You know Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in." - Patrice
@jpollackauthor
@jpollackauthor 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things I've ever heard is Patrice calling him a "bubble gum-shaped human."
@GorbyP
@GorbyP Жыл бұрын
I always hated that joke, just a longer way of saying he looks like liquid. Booooooooo
@bariumcolbalteinsteinkoolaid
@bariumcolbalteinsteinkoolaid Жыл бұрын
@@GorbyPshut up stupid
@braidenbianco
@braidenbianco 8 ай бұрын
@@GorbyPit’s because of the visual it makes it funny, if you just said he looks like liquid it wouldn’t really make sense and has no humor
@GorbyP
@GorbyP 8 ай бұрын
@@braidenbianco no.. you heard a bunch of hacks say this was funny, so now you say it's funny, think for yourself sheep
@eyephuctyormom
@eyephuctyormom 13 жыл бұрын
man sinead o'connor has really let herself go
@melissabrown800
@melissabrown800 3 жыл бұрын
Omg💀
@illegitimatefilm
@illegitimatefilm 3 жыл бұрын
You should see her for real lately.
@eastcoasteric
@eastcoasteric 12 жыл бұрын
Who could possibly not like this?! Jimmy Norton is the realist dude ever.
@Deckof51
@Deckof51 14 жыл бұрын
"She's ready!" That little flicker of delight and anticipation made me fall out of my fucking chair. God bless Lil' Yimmy.
@hunterbrandwen7665
@hunterbrandwen7665 11 жыл бұрын
Legendary little Jimmy at his best.
@fairyfuck8479
@fairyfuck8479 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter Brandwen fat jimmy
@PapaMagnum
@PapaMagnum 14 жыл бұрын
"Hi, can I buy you a drink and then we'll go for a walk-in-the-woods."
@durden2480
@durden2480 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a treasure
@shedgen0
@shedgen0 12 жыл бұрын
My new favorite bit of all time. I've watched this 30 times and laugh harder each time.
@SBV123
@SBV123 12 жыл бұрын
This is the first stand-up clip I've seen from Jim...I'm impressed.
@PapaMagnum
@PapaMagnum 12 жыл бұрын
I first saw this years ago and have seen it many times since. I still love it.
@theguywhoisaustralian1465
@theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 жыл бұрын
Jim norton and bill burr are my inspiration for staying in shape
@indazone1
@indazone1 2 жыл бұрын
Norton is an unfinished clone
@PhatBoiPhreshMn
@PhatBoiPhreshMn Жыл бұрын
I close my eyes when I watch this, and his voice instantly becomes an accurate depiction of my subconscious
@alexxcold
@alexxcold 4 жыл бұрын
Man, he fucking killed that room!
@kdohertygizbur
@kdohertygizbur 5 жыл бұрын
Halfway to where I need her to be Passed out....Whos looking Oh Lord, that set would never make it now lol
@JoMaR_PR
@JoMaR_PR 7 жыл бұрын
My right ear enjoyed this😂😂😂
@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318
@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god. Thought my knew buds were fucked
@californialove5973
@californialove5973 6 жыл бұрын
Jimbo Killed it!! 😂 👏👏👏
@tonyreyes3780
@tonyreyes3780 2 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even stand up. It’s jimmy’s therapy session
@thaddeust.thirdiii736
@thaddeust.thirdiii736 2 жыл бұрын
He’s in shape now
@ghostwhiskey
@ghostwhiskey 14 жыл бұрын
"remember how dad almost died?"
@drpepper3726
@drpepper3726 4 жыл бұрын
Replying to a 9 year old comment, are you still alive?
@CertifiedGooner729
@CertifiedGooner729 13 жыл бұрын
Brilliance
@michaelyoung9753
@michaelyoung9753 5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea jim norton used to be fat.
@slimpickins9482
@slimpickins9482 4 жыл бұрын
I have the same appendix scar.
@Scorpionbite8
@Scorpionbite8 8 жыл бұрын
J.N. rocks.
@therealbraindawg
@therealbraindawg 7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Jimmy for ripping on himself life that. He is as brutal to others as he is towards himself.
@d.8665
@d.8665 2 жыл бұрын
That's one of the reasons why I love this guy-- he's so self deprecating and the words he uses to describe himself.. pure comedy gold.
@thrashmetalfiend
@thrashmetalfiend 12 жыл бұрын
Lil' Jimmy's still alive.
@hitmanhart670
@hitmanhart670 12 жыл бұрын
This is good. Generally I seem to find Norton way more funnier on O&A (and tough crowd) than in stand up
@Patrick_B687-3
@Patrick_B687-3 Жыл бұрын
Don’t let Chippa hear you say that.
@thegiftedone
@thegiftedone Жыл бұрын
Thanks ! My left ear loved it!
@mic7able
@mic7able 10 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton should be bigger than CK, Gervais, Rock and (definitely) seinfeld. He is razor sharp.
@ligitmuffin
@ligitmuffin 10 жыл бұрын
He's too offensive for most of the pussies who watch comedy,
@Warlord666A
@Warlord666A 10 жыл бұрын
ck beats him otherwise agreed
@mic7able
@mic7able 10 жыл бұрын
Warlord Imperius For me, Norton gives a huge insight into the psyche of the SUC.
@jeremiahmirkovitz2834
@jeremiahmirkovitz2834 9 жыл бұрын
Goat Gruff ...on the radio.
@mic7able
@mic7able 9 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah Mirkovitz And on stage.... how do you think he got there?
@overlex
@overlex 8 жыл бұрын
so I found out about this guy from the comments on an Eric Andre video, I'm here after reading the good things about him, so this is the first vid I've seen from this guy, and I gotta say... I found gold! it'll be so much fun browsing this guy's material XD
@AdamHauger
@AdamHauger 7 жыл бұрын
This isn't even the good stuff. I like his stand up but his radio shit is where he shines brightest. Give "Jim Norton hates" a search. Good place to start
@turdsmcgillicuddy5118
@turdsmcgillicuddy5118 6 жыл бұрын
See everything jim norton and Anthony cumia
@odinnola
@odinnola 6 жыл бұрын
If, even two years ago, you're just discovering Norton, do yourself a favor and check out Doug Stanhope and Glenn Wool. Speaking of which; after two years, how did you feel about the rest of Jim Norton's well of material?
@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318
@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318 4 жыл бұрын
@@odinnola good reccomendations 👍
@ScubaShneve
@ScubaShneve 13 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE DEAD!" def my fav part
@8bitKatwalk
@8bitKatwalk 8 жыл бұрын
love you jimmy, love u
@dontjudgeme041
@dontjudgeme041 11 жыл бұрын
Powerful!
@devilman4872
@devilman4872 7 жыл бұрын
i broke down in laughter at " and then we can go for a walk in the woods "
@smokeydadj
@smokeydadj 13 жыл бұрын
FUCK, it is completely possible to Die of laughter while watching this. :]
@TylerStoneking56
@TylerStoneking56 Жыл бұрын
When he does snoring and sniffing jokes to keep that coca goin hahahah. I watched this live in 05 when it dropped. He was coked out of his MIND 😂
@Molez1083
@Molez1083 14 жыл бұрын
"Where do you go to school, MISS?" Oh man, I almost died!! LOL
@keberTxelArM
@keberTxelArM 12 жыл бұрын
A very funny one.
@mikenogozones
@mikenogozones 4 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@thebeatles2249
@thebeatles2249 2 жыл бұрын
Sinead O'Connor, I never wud hv seen that but since you said that I totally see it!
@ChuxDiaz
@ChuxDiaz 11 жыл бұрын
Powerful Jim Norton!
@dirigoelectric
@dirigoelectric 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2021.... Do the cancel culture Karen’s know about Jimmy? Lol
@JonnyAndrewRyan
@JonnyAndrewRyan 3 жыл бұрын
If you watch this on your phone and turn it sideways the volume is much better 🤙🏽
@emilytaylor9342
@emilytaylor9342 6 жыл бұрын
that guy awesome i came accross him while awesome opie n Anthony show was on
@jeffhatfield1725
@jeffhatfield1725 11 жыл бұрын
not going to beat you up on this,i love little yimmy.. its not just you..it took me a while to get into his stand up routine.like you(i assume)i found jimmy on o&a and i love how fast he is..his stand up isnt as fast..but no ones is!! two totally different mediums! watch jims stand-up next to anyone elses and he is STRONG!!you just have to put the daily o&a stuff aside for that time.
@dannybhoy2739
@dannybhoy2739 4 жыл бұрын
Is that Ant @5.34 😂😂
@Matt-lr4sq
@Matt-lr4sq 11 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why you made the volume unbearably low but I assume you had a really good reason.
@mightymoeish
@mightymoeish Жыл бұрын
You can hear the laughter die off and only some men 3:50
@Nitro-Finn
@Nitro-Finn 6 жыл бұрын
My tummy hurts... 🤣
@devilman4872
@devilman4872 6 жыл бұрын
My right ear was entertained.
@Dmdm_dm
@Dmdm_dm 12 жыл бұрын
I came here after watching Godfrey. Yup, you can't compare the comedy of self-deprecating man to that of a good looking person. Amazing clip, thanks for the upload.
@dmg0048
@dmg0048 10 жыл бұрын
Yes I have pinched them. Sigh.
@casperchristensen8354
@casperchristensen8354 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that Christopher Reeve one.
@corpsus1
@corpsus1 12 жыл бұрын
Actually it is, why is the left channel mute?!
@iceberg1966
@iceberg1966 3 жыл бұрын
No sound?
@AUSROTTENY2K
@AUSROTTENY2K 14 жыл бұрын
When he said "Bisexual Marry Poppins" I almost shit laughing!!! XD
@LaborHours
@LaborHours 12 жыл бұрын
KEEP OFFENDING 'EM JIM, THEY NEED IT BAD!
@boodattigerbait
@boodattigerbait 6 жыл бұрын
Lil’ Jimmy at his big stage was the best
@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 5 жыл бұрын
hes is still funny. its just the jim and sam show that sucks
@zeebest1004
@zeebest1004 3 жыл бұрын
He can be as filthy as they come with never an X rated word!!
@richig761
@richig761 12 жыл бұрын
That's the point of his comedy.
@8bitKatwalk
@8bitKatwalk 8 жыл бұрын
lets clap and cheer more thn what...
@glenns.7493
@glenns.7493 9 жыл бұрын
Where's the audio?
@RyanHoppeRadio
@RyanHoppeRadio 12 жыл бұрын
He works well with Opie & Anthony. especially since Anthony is usually funny when not talking about politics
@brandon1492
@brandon1492 6 жыл бұрын
Proud of this mug. Good for him.
@EviljokerSTI
@EviljokerSTI 13 жыл бұрын
@ScubaShneve That had me in tears!
@tooch1180
@tooch1180 11 жыл бұрын
"Your Dead". Lol
@Afflictionability
@Afflictionability 12 жыл бұрын
lol im deaf in my right ear so im like wtf is there something wrong with my headphones? heh
@94c0bra
@94c0bra 11 жыл бұрын
warning: don't eat while watching this. almost spewed my food all over my laptop due to laughter.
@fairyfuck8479
@fairyfuck8479 6 жыл бұрын
94c0bra did ya?! did ya really?!
@Paperspaperspapers
@Paperspaperspapers 4 жыл бұрын
Im what the fbi profilers.call a.secreter xD hahahahahahha
@HopeLeigh00
@HopeLeigh00 7 жыл бұрын
He's hot AF now.
@VerifiedFiveIron
@VerifiedFiveIron Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@rebboy17
@rebboy17 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. He did loose lot of weight
@Alufear
@Alufear 13 жыл бұрын
5:30 - 7:41 Stop stealing my techniques, Jimmy. :)
@YouGuysAreAHoles
@YouGuysAreAHoles 12 жыл бұрын
No, your left speaker isn't broken.
@em129836
@em129836 12 жыл бұрын
Haha Oh Uncle Paul...
@TopTierTealTippedSpears
@TopTierTealTippedSpears 12 жыл бұрын
your uncle rules
@Aphasia17
@Aphasia17 12 жыл бұрын
haha didn't even realize until you said somethin
@shredsamillionlul
@shredsamillionlul 13 жыл бұрын
@PapaMagnum Laughed so fucking hard when I heard that.
@fio77777
@fio77777 6 ай бұрын
Curly Howard
@n_n_n_n_n_n
@n_n_n_n_n_n 7 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Jim must have started goin to tha jem, goin to tha jem an' eatin betahr since this was shot.
@daquanhooper
@daquanhooper 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody else’s right ear fucked up? Just me? Cool
@PhillyCYOSports
@PhillyCYOSports 13 жыл бұрын
I never clapped at a joke
@Rhimeson
@Rhimeson 12 жыл бұрын
LOLZ
@PhillyCYOSports
@PhillyCYOSports 14 жыл бұрын
funny bad but also in alot of ways.
@cameronfuchs9516
@cameronfuchs9516 4 жыл бұрын
I miss fat Jimmy.
@boosh90
@boosh90 10 жыл бұрын
wassat????
@MrDeerman85
@MrDeerman85 12 жыл бұрын
uncle paul
@Fenyx6
@Fenyx6 13 жыл бұрын
6:40 xD
@metaltats6663
@metaltats6663 11 жыл бұрын
he lost some weight
@RAMSEY1987
@RAMSEY1987 10 жыл бұрын
Average on stage great on the radio
@OFFICIAL863JLS
@OFFICIAL863JLS 8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@brandon1492
@brandon1492 6 жыл бұрын
agree. His quickness is unparalleled.
@autobot69000
@autobot69000 13 жыл бұрын
@eyephuctyormom hahahaha. nice.
@CUSTOMADE13
@CUSTOMADE13 11 жыл бұрын
απλα θεός
@thegov08
@thegov08 13 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks Jim Norton and Eminem look kinda similar?
@JasperSteve
@JasperSteve 6 жыл бұрын
thegov08 Yes
@ShiksaWithChutzpah1
@ShiksaWithChutzpah1 14 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE DEEEEEEAAAAADDDD".
@SaraJP20
@SaraJP20 12 жыл бұрын
please don't clap when jimmy is drinking. it frightens him.
@Sumoto999
@Sumoto999 12 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton didn't even graduate high school. Comedian was the only job for him.
@lostcauseforkl
@lostcauseforkl 12 жыл бұрын
what the hell had I been missing, you all get down and worship the norton!
@thegov08
@thegov08 13 жыл бұрын
@ctbluesmanLbJ So I'm supposed to listen to a self described 'pansy' who is talking shit over the internet? Why is that again haha? I was not trying to be funny saying norton looks like eminem.Jim Norton is fatter and shorter and balder, but they share similar facial characteristics and have that same crazy look in their eyes. It was an observation.
@aidenpowell6093
@aidenpowell6093 7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was good. You guys whinging, go tape a special. or even get on stage.
@JumboStevo
@JumboStevo 12 жыл бұрын
You have no sense of humor
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