Jim Norton - I Don't Want To Offend Anybody

[@armando1is1great]

"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in." - Patrice O'Neal

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

You fucking G

[@jimmykirk2812]

Norton sleeps in a petree dish, Norton looks like Nosferatu Norton sleeps upside down, Norton's built like an amobea.

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

Years later and Patrice still roasts Jim from his grave

[@WORSTSUBBER]

That works on so many levels it's great

[@joshyd1164]

You ruin the punchline for people who haven't heard the joke yet dick

[@majinboot8775]

Jimmy actually did 2 sets here. The other one was blinked in Morse code.

[@ambassador8524]

Whaaa!?!

[@pathologicaldoubt]

Hahaha

[@husker6395]

🤣

[@davinburk487]

Underrated comment

[@danielkolesnick9417]

Underrated comment

[@spaceo8568]

I appreciate Jim Norton.

[@0mnicide]

I am not dissatisfied with his existence.

[@pjneethling26]

Nice

[@clwww]

Bubs

[@itstherevolution]

I agree with this statement.

[@micahkent8669]

I appreciate that you appreciate Jim.

[@ReginaldPennysworth]

That little shuffle to get his water bottle at the end keeps me up at night.

[@alexxcold]

I love Norton, he's fucking precious.

[@thisisnotjackson]

@Mantis Nah hes a comedy hatin bish

[@alexxcold]

@@thisisnotjackson elaborate?

[@GaryCedestromIII]

I love Jim Norton so much.

[@jimtheedcguy4313]

I love that Jim was in the first Spider-Man and no one acknowledges it lol.

[@Ted_Sheckler]

It was acknowledged plenty. When the movie came out. 20 years ago.

[@beliVolidisko]

He was in a movie for 1.7 seconds

[@dudewelcome]

He had the best line in the movie too

[@tjnoble5922]

This crowd didn’t do the set justice

[@DD-wy2bx]

So many punches didn't land😂

[@jasoncee666]

Imagine if they met Chip😄

[@paulthoresen8241]

Maybe because nobody knew his old ass references. Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty(who and what), A&E(?). ZZ Top, Unabomber, these are references for 50 year old Americans. And of course the bit about Anthony Cumia is funnier if you know who he is. Jimmy is a bit out of touch with pop culture, for instance he didn't see Phantom Menace until like 15 years later, the only movies I can think of him mentioning are Hard Boiled, The Shining, The Jerk, jaws, his favorite bands were big in 70s/80s, etc. It's pretty minor in terms of writing a joke, but it makes a big difference when people actually get the joke.

[@paulthoresen8241]

@NihilisticEntropy You disprove me if you want

[@paulthoresen8241]

@NihilisticEntropy You aren't a crowd

[@Tony_Cardoza]

@@paulthoresen8241 Doesn't matter if he's not up on pop culture if the material is good.

[@Rockownz5150]

Love Jimmy!

[@johnnypichardo5698]

Amazing, been a fan since the Tough Crowd days. Norton has really matured as a comedian, great timing and he looks confident. Keep it up Mr. Norton.

[@jasoncee666]

So Chip's fairly mature hey cuuuz fffffftttttt 😄

[@ambassador8524]

Ohhhh well it ain’t all about you Jersey Jabroni

[@ambassador8524]

No he is not... Norton is Antiquated.

[@Tony_Cardoza]

@@ambassador8524 Just like your mudda's coota.

[@JSlice-gk5br]

he bombed on this one and I love Jim Norton

[@TomYaboYoga]

Professor Anthony was referenced.

[@footguy215]

Bang!!

[@jtmullins7672]

Nah that wasn’t Anthony

[@EnigmaticSB]

The gun guy was 100% Anthony

[@dogakobal8893]

lovely songs !

[@calvinrivera49]

Holy shit, Jim was young in the hayday of o & a

[@brandonwilliams7112]

This is only 4-5 years old...

[@ianleonard3264]

Everyone was young. Show ran from 98-2015

[@timetowakeup6302]

@@ianleonard3264 They started together back in 94-95

[@DyslexicSolMusic]

Oh man, love you Jim 😅

[@jonnybgoode007]

Thanks. That was hilarious.

[@gunkanjima3408]

His friend he referenced is definitely Ant Cumia 😂

[@Jtex_123]

I love jim so much he’s so underrated

[@officialnoyakuk]

Jim Norton makes me feel so much better... .... about myself.

[@Vaughnmateee]

Everyone knew that you meant that lol there was no need to leave a pause hahaha

[@MatiasFeliciano1]

He doesn't stink, I like him.

[@michaelgunderson5968]

L O V E. THIS GUY

[@kentheadley2400]

was that Doug Bell in the audience in the back row ?

[@timetowakeup6302]

I never found Norton's standup all that funny, but he's better conversationally on radio.

[@josel4950]

jim: well, i was born with ahbd, cumia: whats that jim: adorable huggable boy disorder cumia; so you're cured. 😄😄

[@matthewcunningham1190]

Jim Norton is gangster AF!

[@dannybhoy2739]

Home run chippah

[@Eric-vg1gu]

Phenomenal Jim - I have nothing more to say

[@nicholasdimartino705]

2:34 he’s talking about Anthony Cumia

[@subicjeff626]

My favorite comedian!!

[@lincoln8530]

His stand up stinks but he is funny on the radio

[@andreaslim388]

monster rain

[@dimviesel]

Hilarious😆

[@Doorito_]

why are hashtags showing up after punchlines

[@Halluci44]

Jim is better in podcasts/radio than stand up. He's so much smarter than these hand fed jokes to Midwesterners.

[@fuckyoutubeman]

still better than a lot

[@jamesm.3967]

He’s in Quebec.

[@milesmccall2301]

@@fuckyoutubeman Even worse

[@Bambino_60]

Fkkk off! You don’t know what the fkkk you’re talking about. You’re a dope.

[@ianleonard3264]

Absolutely true. The dyamnic is fluid and more conducive to how quick he is. Hes not known as a crowd work guy like patrice was

[@willgazlay5711]

Bought tickets to see him next week…starting to regret that decision

[@tnq3882]

Well how was it

[@treasurethetime2463]

This is painful. It’s like a funeral in there.

[@platinumpatience5307]

Why would he do Just for laughs? This isn't going to better him. I love Jim Norton, favourite person next to Anthony Cumia, but it's not him or the crowd, it's the type of crowd that goes to these gigs to see more than 1 person. I guess that's the crowd...

[@majinboot8775]

I love lil Jimmy too, but.. 💰💰💰

[@yankeetherebel]

Phil Robertson literally quoted a Bible verse word for word, so it never made sense to me that people got upset with him about it... Phil was just sharing God's views.

[@drizzyfest6285]

I died at 2:22

[@professionalpproductions8259]

Goat!

[@istaycatchingfish2552]

Born in Bayonne N.J to his mother a librarian...and his father a pond turtle 🐢

[@handsomestik]

Yimmy Norton and Sam has no hair line anymore

[@atticuspappin2504]

I hate when comedians say stuff like "sorry not sorry you can't handle my edgy takes... everyone's so offended these days" and proceeded to be totally bland , not say anything that's actually offensive or risky and worst of all be un-funny

[@zachsimon9475]

Jimmy!!!

[@sca8217]

Wonder who his gun-loving, cantankerous friend is...

[@kdot8340]

Weak crowd.. Jim Norton is hilarious

[@ambassador8524]

He is losing it... antiquated.

[@ozzcows]

Because of the cell phone joke? It's better than SNL.

[@misterpizzaman3581]

Funny. But too soft. Jim used to be savage to the core ...

[@LeftLaneShane]

Jim loves borsch

[@mrgabest]

Mostly to himself, but yes.

[@ianleonard3264]

The whole environment changed, funny is in a coma right now you cant talk about anything

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

10 who is this guy?

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

S1L3NT G4M3R His name is in the title it’s Susan Parpchuff.

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive HAHA

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive I wrote the same thing on all of their videos they put out about 30 min ago... thanks for playing... hehe

[@mrgabest]

All we have left of Patrice is whatever rubbed off on Jimmy. That's fuckin' weird.

[@paranoidreggie53]

N0, I'm 46

[@biguprochester]

Years young

[@eerievibes6854]

Imagine if he was on Stern instead of O&A.

[@jonamoe878]

Thank god he wasn’t

[@alexiryo]

Terrible audience in this one but Jim’s material was hilarious

[@ellisd3165]

Seems like he doesn't want to make anyone laugh either

[@ivareskesner2019]

_'I don't want to offend anybody'._ Why not? It's good for you if done with the intention of making you laugh. Builds character. If a person can't take a joke, chances are being offended is the least of their problems.

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Ivares Kesner you look a bit like an old lady 👵 with a severe haircut in your picture

[@ivareskesner2019]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive Which one, my last vid or the profile pic?

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Ivares Kesner pic in your avatar

[@ivareskesner2019]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive Cool. Thanks. What would I do without you?

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Ivares Kesner I just wanted to see if you can take a joke or not as per your comment. You don’t really.

[@user-jh1mq2ih2u]

Another bull burr wannabe

[@DushtYantr]

Jim Norton's stand up was always meh; the reason being that despite silly/repulsive material, he never smiled.

[@thisisnotjackson]

Boooooooooooooo

[@btannen777]

He's nahhhhhht funny. Nahhhhhht fuhhhhhny!!

[@spionsilver9626]

he is boring af ..

[@ricardocantoral7672]

Norton is a grand comic talent on the radio. His stand-up is appalling.

[@chillingguy8386]

He better on the radio and riffing and I don’t think he’s great but definitely not appalling

[@peterhuston9971]

His riff on sex with Bree (olsen) is hysterical. He is never just appalling.

[@Bill_Cooper]

A literal human weasel. The opposite of a comedian with integrity. All these jokes were written by someone else.

[@Vaughnmateee]

Is that legit? Where did you hear that the jokes were written by someone else? Need to know if this is true or not lol

[@Vaughnmateee]

Assuming it is true because you wouldn’t post it if you didn’t have integrity, just curious coz I would like to know if it’s true or not!

[@purvisvandongen4258]

jim's gotta stop saying "you know" in his routine.

[@michaelgunderson5968]

Purvis van lozer.

[@MorlockJimmyShaker]

He gave a whole bunch of opinions, that he has given out on O and A before and peppers it up with a couple of lighthearted, kinda boring singers and goofy facial expressions. It feels like i'm listening to a guy, who desperately wants to make sense instead of being funny.

[@indo42O]

i have never watched Jimmy Norton do stand up and think hes good at it. he was SIDE SPLITTING on O&A. Jimmy is just not very good when he has to hold back in front of general audiences

[@Pepi86753]

Absolute cringe.

[@thunderfeet]

He was so funny on O&A, but his stand up stinks.

[@soccers4fun704]

first

[@ivareskesner2019]

You should buy yourself a trophy *immediately.*

[@soccers4fun704]

@@ivareskesner2019 I think I will😉😂

[@phizfrail]

The worm has turned