Jim Norton - My First Bris - This Is Not Happening

[@Goonsquad1149]

Love that moment at 2:36. Always appreciated how all humans can recognize a genuine laugh, and instantly connect with that person.

[@scotsman6712]

that was the funniest part of all!

[@soulwaves20000]

He had such a genuine smile he’s great

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

:')

[@mustachedad8393]

Sounds like rogans laugh

[@jessdckey7712]

You say that you always appreciated it but i have a feeling it was your first time

[@dorisbarkler8570]

2:36 That dear woman was so not done laughing and it made him super happy. And it was a big laugh like I've run out of air but I still need to laugh.

[@steveschmidt3961]

lol yea and when he heard that it seems like he got a little bit of energy lol super hyped haha

[@brve_he4rt29]

Love when they hear a particular laugh and notice it.. thanks for this

[@nam6128]

Her laugh made me smile so much. Its so wholesome when someone has a good laugh

[@salad6]

Haha and that little nod he gives

[@jessdckey7712]

He did her a solid by not harping on it.

[@ryanagee5540]

The ladies genuine off time laugh was priceless !

[@John-xe5kr]

bro is educating, defending his POV, and he manages to make everyone laugh while doing it. very good content indeed Mr. Norton!

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Like five comments in, yours is the first that isn't totally...regarded. And, it's coherent and well put together.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Jimmy is a naturally articulate comedian, him & Patrice O' Neal could legitimately talk what make's good comedy, lol :3

[@NateDoggit]

Hands down Jim Norton is one of the top comedians in the series. The structure of each joke , coupled with well timed punchlines is golden. This was a classic.

[@ShivaRainchild]

"maybe he just got caught and was a quick thinker" man, I love his way of thinking xD

[@BananaRama1312]

Revolutionary

[@duaneborgaes7449]

😂👌 and all this time they've been following (in his) footsteps

[@crussteasock4047]

He's a quick thinker

[@anthonywhite2271]

Jim Norton one of the most underrated comedians out there. He is always great

[@jamescush1]

So true

[@BillCarter2k19]

Harvey, Hughley, Cedric, Mac were the Original Kings of Comedy... Norton, Rogan, Burr, Segura, Kreischer, CK are the new Kings.

[@StonedCabbage]

Idk man, really don't find him funny at all

[@6Diego1Diego9]

kttattara

[@Flipindabird23]

Cough.. Stanhope.

[@drutru]

My! What I would do For a Patrice ONeal This is not Happening!!

[@ithoughtyoumightlikethis500]

That would have been a good one.

[@jntj3007]

Really!

[@Bonzulac]

Random capitalization. How's that working out for you?

[@clumsiii]

Patrice!

[@scottsimo3170]

Vodou. I miss Him

[@MrWhitewolven]

Jim Norton has a great style. Classic but strong. Tells a good story with a bunch of punchlines.

[@kewltony]

this guy was great in the movie split

[@ay6389]

Fuck Yeah he was!!!!

[@voodooprince459]

Lmao that's not him

[@Deenique16]

@@voodooprince459 sarcasm

[@BRoman35]

@@voodooprince459 woooosshhh

[@sage1261]

Thats funny

[@violet_skrs]

Absolute gold. He needs to come back with more stories. His delivery and story telling was on point. This KZbin series never disappoints in introducing great comedians to me

[@chrizchanang]

“It’s like trying to make a palace guard laugh” lol

[@corlfranco9371]

lol

[@thejarkub9559]

I feel bad, these dudes probably spend a lot of time on the intros that I skip 98% of the time

[@johnk6123]

You got this internet thing figured out!

[@zzdesolatezz]

Cute joke, I sure wonder where I've seen it before. Sounds familiar. 🤔

[@ianjones9961]

It's not the produced part of the intro I hate, it's them taking the middle or the end of the joke out of context and shoving it onto the front as a clip. Only way to be sure you get the full story in its proper context is to skip all of it.

[@josephgarner9767]

When ari hosted it they were cool n different then after they affirmative actioned the new host they just aren't funny anymore

[@goodnamestaken]

Don’t feel bad it’s just unnnecssaey bs so Ari can take his cut

[@lyndajaeger4477]

I was going to circumcise my son but watched a video in the hospital on the procedure and after care, and said "oh hell no". Still no regrets 13 years later.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Good mom.

[@davidb2221]

I bet his significant other will

[@utarian7]

I should thank mom for not mutilating my genitals considering how prevalent it is.

[@Dizz2K7]

The dude who said "whoa" when he found out how the blood was cleaned. Goodness. That hurt me.

[@lechsiz1642]

the entire process and concept should hurt all of us. it should be outlawed

[@russBwright]

This is all news to me as well. People don’t always know everything that you do, sir.

[@kamilopechowski5029]

@@lechsiz1642 nie tylko

[@pizzamon795]

He looks like hes wearing a yarmulke(yamika) under his scalp.

[@blunchables9977]

I cracked tf up

[@CougheyCup]

Bruh.... 😂

[@youngdaron2643]

@David Ortiz Ok David Ortiz.

[@pizzamon795]

@David Ortiz I changed it

[@oigomieggo24]

Stealth 100

[@cityhawk]

Was I the only one thinking about that scene in Seinfeld when Kramer took the child at the Bris to stop the circumcision?

[@dustybeijing]

Nope. When he asked if people knew what a bris is, I was thinking, _Who hasn't seen Seinfeld??_

[@ironman45ish]

I feel like this entire bit was taken from Seinfeld, even when he talks about how certain dicks have no personality is almost word for word what Elaine says in that episode. BTW its season 5 episode 5 "The Bris"

[@seanbean4682]

Jim Norton has avoided Seinfeld and other comedians so much it's actually a pretty common occurrence. On his radio show his co host and producer often point out how unaware this sweet boy is.

[@codyglover9317]

No pun intended but the mohel was a real prick

[@RayRae559]

I Wish Norton Did This When Ari Was Still Hosting..

[@travisinthetrunk]

I just wish Ari was still hosting.

[@moongoosemcqueen]

It was kind of petty of Comedy Central to kick him for going with Netflix for his special. I mean they paid him way more

[@louism9790]

Moongoose McQueen for sure that’s what happened?

[@moongoosemcqueen]

@@louism9790 unfortunately yes. He talk about it at a show

[@williamferguson8543]

I wish people would stop posting comments about Ari and move on with their lives. Roy Wood is fantastic. Ari was great too, but it’s been how long already?

[@phise1]

This is very long await for me! Love that little worm Jim.

[@sonofbatman5233]

ComicBook Chaos #27 Earthworm Jim? Lol

[@onpsxmember]

Jim "The Naked Turtle" Norton.

[@naughtyue7284]

fuck yeah aquabats! . well older aquabats cat with two heads era . skank out oi. said some random 41 year old weird comment guy on youtube. i still get down

[@heli0s2003]

Snail without a shell

[@PorkQPinemwale1]

😂😂😂😂😂 this was so FUCKING good. 2:36 I swear I died, no-one was expecting that but it was so darn cute.

[@eansba88-]

I'm glad you time stamped it. Jim is funny, but that laugh was gold.

[@jbasti227]

That was such a great laugh lol

[@gh0stm0nst3r6]

Right?! Delayed, then straight up betrayed by her chortle.

[@somkeshav4143]

@@r4ng3k03r1 the more delay, the more enjoyment of the joke I guess

[@LetsGoGetThem]

@@r4ng3k03r1 This lol, people dont get the ball busting.

[@Splashkeem]

“Mohelester” it all makes since now!

[@jeffersonharris]

Jimmy killed this set. There were so many small quips the audience missed. A1

[@jonslg240]

Even then it still wasn't that funny, sadly..garnered a few smirks but that's it

[@jeffersonharris]

@@jonslg240 Not his best, but yea

[@jamesmccormick875]

I saw Jim live and he was hilarious. I got to meet him and we talked for a while. He’s a super nice guy.

[@kurlykayla9013]

This just convinced me to be against circumcision

[@synthWizkid]

Kurly Kayla #🐘pride

[@zzdesolatezz]

It's for health reasons (so they say) which I kind of understand. "UTI's are frequent and can endanger the child blah blah" but my main reason for doing it, is that it is suspected that the foreskin makes a dick even more sensitive, which in turn causes a lot more minute men. Honestly I've never seen my foreskin, but still I miss it. It was a part of me and now it's gone. 😥 sure I would potentially be a "two pump chump" if I still had it, but still...

[@StriplingJr]

🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@gkkato9249]

@@zzdesolatezz Actually it's the opposite you last longer

[@zzdesolatezz]

@@gkkato9249 I last FOREVER without it, to the point in which we end up hurting lol. So I guess it just depends on the person.

[@enterthefarside]

2:35 Priceless laugh and Jimmy's reaction :)

[@steezuschrist2408]

Well I guess I'm not getting my kids circumcised 🤣🤣

[@southerncoyote]

Steezus Christ FGM is criticized worldwide. MGM is just accepted for really no reason. Religion plays a role in both, so what’s the big idea.

It does cut down on the chance of infections and diseases, so it serves a purpose. I guy I know had to get one in his 40s because he was getting UTIs.

[@joemendoza2292]

2:35 perfect laugh placement

[@anneominous7172]

1:43 "And I went 'ssuure, ssuuure...'"

[@mphomatiti]

"WhY dOn'T I JuSt uSe tHe cLoTh?...." sniffs😂😂

[@Hunter-kw4ll]

We gotta get another Netflix special from this guy

[@ahare1982]

Wow , he's been saying this since o & a. Man stays with his convictions. Good on you.

[@enzolong9085]

So many punchlines... hilarious man 😂

[@THE_Daria_Morgendorffer]

His reaction at 12:01 kills me 😂😂😂

[@ambercontreras8067]

I was searching the comments for someone else who was as moved by whatever noise that was 🤣

[@codydahmes2751]

Yes so great hahah mm

[@AndrewJaws]

That was so good lol

[@garritycook319]

This just made me feel so much better about being uncircumcised, I'm constantly in shame about it but in a weird way this made me feel better about myself.

[@kamleigh8102]

Abe Cedeefgee now I’m wondering if all the chill guys in the world are uncircumcised 🤔

[@lechsiz1642]

shame? for keeping all of your parts/skin? all of your sensation/nerve-endings?

[@lechsiz1642]

@ibigrooster11 I've heard them say that, but it is about an unerect Johnson, I think.

[@APAL880]

@Michael that's a real nice thing to say.

[@HansDester]

Why would you feel weird? I think that you feel weird that you're uncut, is weird. Any guy or girl that says anything about is weird and dumb.

[@NickWalkerWilliamson]

Chip is impressed with Jim’s set at 7:21 😂😂😂

[@tune6000]

Who da fook is Chip

[@partsunkown5681]

@@tune6000 his alter ego.

[@johnk6123]

Uncle Paul was the one who excepted the invitation

[@NoEdits704]

I was waiting to hear Ant's laugh. Jimmy is the best.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Or Patrice.. now I'm sad......

[@ohhjuststfu4773]

i remember reading something on the news about a moil giving babies herpes

[@Cubroncs03]

See there are all sorts of benefits!!

[@wolfwoodx15]

*Reading* something *on* the news?

[@metalfacemartinez]

Yes, it happened in Brooklyn. First the local government wanted to regulate moils. Then the orthodox community got super upset about the government trying to "dictate how they practice their religion'. Then the government downgraded the original idea to simply passing out pamphlets that explains the possible dangers of the bris. This again resulted in outrage. They really don't care as much about the possibility of their babies getting herpes!

[@unkelTP]

It's a common thing

[@shoople]

I've been marathoning these when I draw because they're fun stories and keep my mind occupied. 8:16 was the first thing, through all of them, that has made me actually laugh and now I have a pen scratch on my piece😭😭

[@shoople]

AND THE ON THE SPECTRUM JOKE GOT ME AGAIN. I will have to check out his other stuff 😂

[@sageschroeder]

That sucks >.

[@ladelletomson6069]

I love Jim Norton. I seen his special on the degenerates, it's the best one on the whole series! Love you Jim!!

[@souplord3320]

One time in the middle of Algebra II the teacher got a call from her daughter. She called only to tell the teacher about some guys standing in the middle of the road holding signs saying things like 'penises should not have scars' and other things about anti circumcision.

[@andremaines]

That whole scene he painted just sounded evil af

[@river7874]

It is evil as fuck. I remember the outbreak of herpes in babies in New York due to the "traditions" of the Mohels. It's disgusting.

[@unshutoptic1]

I hope this puts things in perspective for people who haven't really given the subject a second thought.

[@charleserickson3499]

Yes because circumcision is evil af

[@Theomite]

I've seen one worse. There's an obscure Kafka journal entry where he described one of these in *heavy* detail. We read it in creative writing class and even the girls crossed their legs.

[@Sunshine_Daydream222]

It's archaic and evil, no reason to do it these days, end circumcision!

[@JoeMaxFpv]

Rubbing on the back of someone’s knuckles. Lmao. That had me in tears.

[@Drenched89]

It’s like making a palace guard laugh 😂

[@joetontillo]

big fan of jim’s and this was a great set, HOWEVER, this show specifically is about stories. this was basically just a stand up set

[@krazyzyko]

Joe Tontillo l noticed he just went fully to do a set. But the story didn't have an ending. It was really disturbing though. So l understand why he opted to go for sex jokes at the end.

[@someguy2135]

The story kicked it off. The Bris that he went to.

[@mike11h27]

“No it’s okay it’s a rescue!”

[@AndySnapsaLot]

Comedy, the only good thing to come out of ANY religion.

[@MainDrainStudios]

@1:11 to skip the intro and get straight to that sweet, sweet Norton.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

good intro tho

[@Calmer573]

i love the intro's.. they are art .. plus, we ALL know how to skip through a youtube video. Thanks braaaaahhhhhhh

[@SneakyShark]

Spent so long watching Jim's podcasts that I almost forget what a genuinely good comedian he is..

[@ohyeahyeah7029]

I usually skip the intro but that was the first time ive seen that one and when the old man at the end went "cheerios" i lost my shit

[@vinceharrisky]

Listening/Watching Jim is like finding out the creepy janitor at your elementary school is this funny

[@gainstage4497]

Your heels will lift!

[@AnthonyBialy]

I'm glad Jimmy's jokes weren't cut off because they made me laugh

[@Serrucho619]

Sam looks like that monster from pans laberynth with the eyes in its hands!

[@getpumped87]

I think little Jimmy Norton is criminally underrated as a comic because of his content

[@squidincsquid]

About time you got Jimmy on.

[@WesleyG8857]

I did not know how funny Jim Norton is!

[@dumisalengwati3068]

Wow there was a lot going on in this segment, but I really love how he threaded his observations on genitalia, religion and body image into one rollercoaster set 🙃👏🏾😁

[@anthonyjohnson3414]

That loose tube sock joke was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelhazelton1776]

This is the best one. It wins. Series over

[@danbrownii8761]

I've watched a lot of the videos from this series. You know what I've noticed...not a single apology or rollback of a joke. This leads me to one of two conclusions; either EVERYONE in the audience for ALL of these recordings are either aware that they are at a "comedy club" type of situation and that they are watching a comic telling stories that are supposed to be funny and entertaining and they're not to take things too ridiculously serious...or that the editing is REALLY well done. I believe it is the former. THIS is how comedy shows are SUPPOSED to be perceived and that all in attendance are rationally-thinking people who just want to laugh at some funny stories. People who may even possibly get offended at comedy shows should simply not go. Just one man's opinion...

[@EthericDesktops]

haven't really paid attention to Jim for a few long years, yeah he's funny! Good Show too.

[@wsmn16]

fam 5:37 , I wasn't ready for that at all. I can't even

[@ayyywerelisteninghere1022]

That was a masterful performance.

[@bl1429]

Me being raised Christian; I went to the Brit Milah of a friend's son. I knew what was going to happen (and me being well endowed), I stood near the back of the room, trying not to imagine what was going on up front. Was waiting for the kid to start screaming, but he was quiet as a mouse. I wished the Moil had put some wine on my lips......

[@NhemF]

This is a crazy practice

[@plumbusman]

That was maybe Jimmy's best standup. He's best when it's just natural story telling, and not a bit.

[@joemurray2523]

"maybe he got caught and was a quick thinker" 😂😂

[@constantravens4800]

Yo Jim man you Are the Man🇨🇦🤙

[@erinblackirish]

Not Mickey Rourke from Barfly! Classic😂😂😂

[@HHLPA]

1:28 that's the best head turning for hearing the word circumcission that I've ever seen

[@e.wwwwww]

"is this thing on the spectrum?" oh my GOD I just about died🤣 my therapists believe Im on the spectrum, and let me tell you 99% of my reactions to everything are practiced or acted out on the spot 💀

[@smitty7326]

2:30 what a great laugh

[@tattoolady68]

Poor babies! Made me cringe to hear about. Glad I didn't circumcise my son!

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Usually it's the woman's insanity so good for you.

[@blackmoonsage]

@@noogerbenaffleckisanokayac3628 or you could just you know...... clean it?

[@justheretochill5424]

the bit is so fucking clean and worked out.

[@ladymaiden2308]

2:36🤣

[@JMKats89]

This whole thing is like that Seinfeld episode. It's the exact same and in order 😂

[@ZzZ0ne]

Thank Jim's mom and dad for fukin and conceiving him!

[@freddyjflores]

JN is one of the few people that can turn an episode of This Is Not Happening into a short special

[@pj1995____]

I love Jim, he's honestly in my top 5 best comedians

[@davidbarton1806]

Norm is the goat

[@laurenr.4858]

So many quotable lines ! Love himmmm

[@G0DofRock]

"I told Roy to mention it in the intro but he fucked it up..." Woah. lol

[@jasontheryan]

Loved the Barfly reference! Classic movie!

[@thedarkenergist]

Jim Norton? Yes.

[@douchecraft3113]

absolute legend

[@CoffinDragger239]

Jim is hilarious! Comedy central, give this man a damn special!

[@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL]

Coffindragger, never thought id see you here. Nice to see other metalheads here

[@neilrichardson2725]

look how diverse the opening credits sequence is. good for you comedy central you really satisfied my needs.

[@TheUncleSpider]

Watched while taking a dump. Laughed so hard I cleaned the pipes for a week!😂💩🤣🥒

[@crazywilly85]

Man, that made me laugh hard 😂😂

[@Russ12Buss]

Norton ,you are a LEGEND!!! HILARIOUS

[@rookyofficial]

Wow funniest I’ve ever seen Norton!! Always been great on O&A & Sirius but never enjoyed his standup until now

[@kirbyd]

just saw him in sf and he murdered.

[@taf8903]

It takes a lot of skill to describe this horrific tradition in such a humorous way.

[@MrAppie9090]

Lil' Jimmy! I was hoping he would do one!

[@shadeauGU]

Saw him in San Antonio... I was in the 3rd row and yelled out "uncle paul".. Then he did the Uncle Paul character to me and absolutely killed!😂😂😂😂

[@_MissLoLo]

Please stop saying fleshy 🤣

[@Doomreb]

fleshy fleshy Miss LoLo

[@youreretarded4678]

Fleshy

[@Juice_shug]

Holy shit dude, those are huge!

[@iMergeAndSee]

how about ...Moist

[@caeserslegion602]

@@vinnregi4882 Stop being creepy guys damn

[@TheJessicahammerly]

Hearing a baby cry from that really is the worst sound to ever hear it’s truely haunting

[@maddchadd22]

I learn alot when listening to Jim Norton

[@johnbarry1597]

Omg 😂 😂 😂 "your heels will lift*.... Jim, Patrice would be proud

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Yea. or tear him to shreds.

[@AdaptiveRider]

EVERYBODY WHO RECOLIED IS 1000% NORMAL AND RIGHT

[@braindeadmonkee]

jim has gotten so much better since he first hit the scene dude oh my god this is easily one of my favorite of his acts

[@P.Jlive2024]

Holy Shit Jimmy you just blew my mind. I had no idea. Poor kids 🕇😲

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

Happy Birthday Jimmy!