Bureaucratic Dystopian ASMR (Writing Sounds, Typewriter Sounds, Paper Pusher, Soft Spoken ASMR)

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All hail the Grand Centralised Bureaucracy of the Acting Director General of the Corporate Parliament, and the CEO de facto ruler of the Next World Organisation!
Get your second world groove on with some fairly abrasive typing sounds, writing sounds, the glorious, dulcet tone of stamped boilerplate documents. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

[@Jose-es9xy]

Well Kafka never mentioned how relaxing bureaucracy could be...

[@N0th1ng-4g41n]

Kafka really hit the nail on the head with the whole “we are going to be separated and isolated” thing tho

[@Ozone946]

who is Kafka?

[@maxhodge5474]

@@Ozone946 probs look it up, as I will not give u a vry good idea of who they r. maybe u can think of them as someone who does not like offices. there r quite famous & have written a few books, like abt having no freedom

[@ultimawolflycan7298]

i read that as Kefka, as in the villain of FFVI

[@neel.KAITH2005]

@@Ozone946 Kafka is an Author who is famous for his dystopian style of novels called "Kafkaesque".What this Genre usually consist of, is basically a dystopian world, where there is an extreme amount of government intervention in life and an extremely complex beauracracy(rules and regulation) , to the point where its absurd and doesn't make sense. All of his novels have a surreal dystopian feeling. This video by Jim is potraying the same elements

[@wobfet]

this acting is too good. The fake smiles, the occasional looks to the audience, the absolute passive aggressiveness of it all. my entire body is on flight mode and I just want to go, “listen, if this isn’t a good time I could just pop back in later.” and I just got to the end I am shook. not sure with the lighting what is going on with the hair but I like it

[@ddlcfan5539]

Most dystopias (like north Korea ) control your hair cut

[@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla]

@@ddlcfan5539 This is literally just tabloid nonsense

[@reinstate317]

@@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla Well, in USSR you could literally be expelled from [your] university for wearing “wrong” (too american) clothes and haircut. (There could be other consequences)

[@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla]

@@reinstate317 Tabloid nonsense, again. There's not a single reputable historian who would publish such nonsense claims

[@ericboom1712]

​@@Morgan_of_the_Maxilladue to north korea's secrecy it is hard to know if it is true or not.

[@kamronspencer4910]

I like the subtle hint to the fact that this is a restaurant with your character mentioning having been at a hearing related to cuisine recipes.

[@jdghgh]

“I love you too darling.” Oh my sweet lord did I burst out laughing!

[@trigonsdaughter2132]

Best thing about this video was the use of a typewriter and a phone to process data. And that Jim was on the phone with his wife, but also asked a coworker out on a "non formal" date.

[@Dee-iw5yq]

I love how creative he is with his hair damn! Like it’s different in every video

[@SerenityBane]

From the morbid poster on the wall, to the struggles with the rotary phone, to the middle school ink-changing pen, I found this utterly amusing though I’m sure it’s supposed to be grim. Lovely sounds with the typing, too. But if it was that much work to get a burger, maybe I’d finally lose those last stubborn 5 lbs.

[@HopePinkerton]

The amount I enjoy abrasive office sounds in ASMR is inversely proportional to how much I like them at my actual office. 🥰

[@amandajay7922]

Same. Keyboard clacking produced by my acrylics-wearing coworkers? It's like nails are slowly being driven into my brain. The dignified clicks of Jim on a typewriter? Truly the music to soothe a savage breast.

[@JimASMR]

I love admin and stat management in video games. Why is that my recreation?

[@amandajay7922]

@@JimASMR cuz you a straight-up freak! JK! We all need different things to relax and organizing data can actually be quite soothing, especially when the world around us feels disorganized, right?

[@alexmelling5261]

Man hit the cig before the vid even started, new record

[@benjamim8046]

Alex Melling I thought he said he was gonna quit lol? No judgement if he just couldn’t do it, done that many times myself just thought it was funny seeing him smoke again lol

[@Mirrima]

@@benjamim8046 actually, it was Joe th Mechanic, who was quitting smoking)

[@pwnshhhop51]

MirrimaMew I was kinda hoping that was a 4th wall breaking way of him saying he was quitting in real life.

[@cassiopeiadee9306]

@@pwnshhhop51 Me too! Maybe the videos were shot in a different order... :)

[@Mirrima]

@@cassiopeiadee9306 ugh, and you too😅 I can assure you, they were not)))

[@saintsavannahh]

30 mins for burger & fries? Yea that's going in the Yelp review

[@callisto8413]

I've heard worse....

[@kitkattt3708]

“The neighbors have been up to something fishy. They are fishmongers…” LOL 😂

[@schattenvolkofficial1121]

They probably sell Fish & Chips ... 🍤🍟 Great, now I'm hungry instead if sleepy ... 😁😆

[@i_know_who_you_are]

@@schattenvolkofficial1121 😂😂😂😂

[@dylanchouinard6141]

*Ba-dum tish*

[@chuckymaynard96]

@@dylanchouinard6141 ba-dum fish*

[@AmyKayASMR]

This was so good! I have a strong urge to read a dystopian novel now XD

[@ed9358]

omg my fave asmr-tist commenting on my other fave’s video... love that

[@JimASMR]

Why read when we livin it 😎

[@ddlcfan5539]

1984 George Orwell or maybe animal farm by George Orwell basically anything from George Orwell

[@alexgimre9130]

@@ddlcfan5539 animal farm isn’t dystopian bro

[@TwinzLP]

@@alexgimre9130 yes it is

[@ArtificiallyIdiotic]

How to have a BDSM session during quarantine:

[@crestfallenknight7983]

Very atmospheric. When you said "downer", it reminded me of "We Happy Few"

[@dillydori1654]

The coolest guy on KZbin, no cap

[@Tekashiixine-cq6rr]

Mad Mod no brim

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

No shade, just facts.

[@Squeezy-db3vv]

Eyyy you know it

[@persefinyrickman9483]

Not exactly the Dominant BDSM roleplay I was desperately waiting for, but I loved it anyway ☺

[@theGhostWolfe]

This the second-best BDSM, right after Big Dogs Snuggling Me.

[@DarkShadows713]

theGhostWolfe BDSM - Big Dogs and Small Mdogs

[@theGhostWolfe]

@@DarkShadows713 Update, this is the third-best BDSM, after that one.

[@seizalez8096]

ah yes, Mdogs

[@shatteredreality_513]

Ah, but don't forget to attend the Bible Discussion and Study Meeting first.

[@theGhostWolfe]

Jessie R. No, thank you.

[@baileybailey6425]

Bureaucratic Dystopian State Monopoly... uh huh. I see what you did there. I can neither confirm nor deny that I may not have read the title fully before clicking so my expectations were a little - er - different. 😅 Lol, good vid.

[@emdadahmed5592]

BDSM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pariah_carey]

Ohhhhhh clever I get it very nice haha 👍

[@amandajensen3382]

I'll take any kind of BDSM Jim will give me!

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

I read "bureaucratic dystopia" and I was s o l d. Gonna listen to this one twice: one right now, one when I'm going to bed. Thank you so much for your work, Jim. Edit: IM STARVING

[@Blacknarock]

I love the "Hang in there " sign Quite clever.

[@mrtubbs1402]

Thats a pretty good ReviewBrah cosplay there, Jim.

[@TheNativeEngine]

Good, god. The poor guy would only have a couple of meals to review before he's denounced for something. Maybe it'd be for his radio show.

[@mouse_kaguya]

I was ready for heavy Russian accent when I saw 'bureaucratic' and 'state monopoly' 😅 Loved the 'hang in there' poster, hilarious. The sounds of the typewriter bring nostalgia to me, haven't seen one irl for a very long time.

[@Mirrima]

Агааа, very sovietic vibes, yeah?)))

[@mouse_kaguya]

@@Mirrima well, since he mentions Gulag explicitly...) Mind you, the bureaucracy in our country is still excruciating.

[@WhiteboardBlack]

this feels just enough like a parody that its enjoyable. the driest of british dark humor

[@noelrobertson4968]

Jim: "Hello! My name is 61892." Me: "Hello. My name is ♾."

[@medicaoctavia8002]

*hums Watercolor of Brazil under her breath* Most delightful red tape I’ve ever had! You should give the US Departments of Motor Vehicles a few pointers!

[@kindakitty]

This gives me strong 1984 vibes, which was the one mandatory book in school that I actually enjoyed a lot. Even though it obviously gives off such a dark and caging atmosphere, I always found some kind of peace in that. You absolutely recreated that in this video and I am soooo relaxed

[@YolomaASMR]

When I was 11 years old, before computers arrived into schools, I had to follow a typewriter class during a full year. The trigger sounds in this video reminded me of that time, I loved the clicks from the machine ! Such nostalgic sounds ... and such a creative video idea !

[@arashsa711]

Regime enthusiast here. Thank you for uploading this very relaxing

[@gogodmore]

When you think you've grown tingle immune in times of corona... * clocks Jim's video thumbnail*

[@ladyvader3173]

Other people: Watching cute,brightly lit mouth sounds ASMR videos Me: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!

[@shadowlynxv6082]

You know it too? Nice. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!

[@holius1]

Glory to Arstotzka !

[@estellefreya]

lmao I see what you did there with the acronym, Jim, you cheeky, clever man. 😏😏😏😂😂😂

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

Can you explain me please? I'm curious.

[@estellefreya]

@@p.s.csdeaky8530 in the thumbnail it's written Bureaucratic Dystopian State Monopoly, but the acronym of that (BDSM) certainly means something else to those who know what it stands for 😂😂😂

[@lindathetford3776]

I KNOW I DIED LAUGHING WHEN IT HIT ME 😂😂😂 I'M LIKE YOU NAUGHTY BOY

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

@@estellefreya Ooouuuuhh! I didn't read that at all, Jjm is such a nutty 😅 thank you for commenting back lovely. 😊

[@HikiOmo]

Employment paperwork: The Movie Edit: I finally got through to 29:18 and without skipping a beat I said "I WAITED 30 MINUTES FOR A HAPPY MEAL?"

[@burntplastic379]

Aw yis, now I can pass out while listening to this and forget my phone was on my bed so I get scared shitless when I wake up to my headphones strangling me

[@imperialofficerremusblackw8452]

The thumbnail. That is top gear level acronyming.

[@evangelinemcdowell8114]

If you think this is dystopian, and if you laugh, it's that you've never experienced French administration 😭😭😭

[@izzyw3558]

Evangeline McDowell I knew someone would comment about this 😅😭

[@MINECRAFTandSEB]

Hahahahahahaahahhahahaha

[@biav]

oh boy at least you have some form of administration. I'm from brazil...

[@pap00s]

i challenge you to a round of Greek bureaeucracy

[@AntonVelibor]

Let me introduce the Russian administration, especially enlistment offices

[@Denied420]

For a second there i thought that Poster Hang in there shows a guy hanging himself *Oh wait* thanks for 200 likes

[@robuswhitewolf4896]

This has awakened my dark sense of humor. 🤣

[@TheGoatedPlum]

Your creativity knows no bounds. The quality is unparalleled and the tingles sublime. Thank you

[@Watch880]

I've never been so relaxingly anxious.

[@Rosie-ij3on]

Brilliant, Jim. It's clear to see how much effort and detail you put into your videos, it doesn't go unnoticed and it is very much appreciated. I always look forward to what idea you'll come up with next 😊

[@heartoftheocean100]

I have not taken my eyes off of the poster in the back since this video started. It’s so wicked and yet I love it.

[@geekychannel2543]

I have to say that your theming is on point, and it feels like a theatre performance (in a good way). I really like how you seem to be able to slip into so many different roles as well. Do you take acting classes?

[@8harts]

ive watched this vid so many times and just noticed the poster in the back. gotta love jim and his attention to detail and subtlety, never ceases to amaze

[@Shyflamingo]

Best birthday present, thanks! Had no idea I could love red tape so much, especially since I am VERY impatient, but this is somehow very relaxing. You're a wizard Jim!

[@glasgowginclub1937]

Jim please do another one of these

[@uniquerocker22]

This guy is the Johnny Depp of ASMR. I love all his videos

[@lauracrimson]

Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

[@noelrobertson4968]

V for Vendetta. ❤

[@i_know_who_you_are]

remember, remember... the 5th of November 💕 you're comment is perfect ❤

[@lauracrimson]

Thank you 💖

[@samuelrichards1288]

Literally just watched this for the first time a few days ago, great movie.

[@orangetatosauce]

Anyone else focusing on the fact that the sign in the back that says 'hang in there' has a man hanging himself, and is from the MENTAL HEALTH ASSOSIATION!?

[@OckGal]

The professionalism of that pen is astounding!

[@ljcarolina809]

This is very soothing & relaxing! The sounds are very tingly as well!❤

[@j.j.s.7083]

Jim this is amazing!! I love writing sounds so much.

[@NightflowerJ23]

This is awesome!! I loved every minute of it and the end omg! 😂

[@MiSussRachel]

i keep returning to this one to listen Jim, this character is one of my all time favorites

[@kendog84bsc]

Protagonist, on their way to the eating place, after finishing the business at the office... "Wait... this is all wrong! I wanted a cheese bagel and fried chicken nuggets!"

[@RowanRen45]

Does anyone remember that super cool RP comment about how upper management almost sent him to a gulag but didn’t bc upper upper management liked the hang in there poster?

[@kamronspencer4910]

Yes it was a great comment. I did unfortunately have a massive spam of nonsense comments replied to it most likely by a bot and I suspect the comment got deleted by the poster or removed by KZbin because of that.

[@alihealey6074]

The wait for him to dial that phone was excruciating. 😂 Very relaxing video 👍

[@badbitcheswalkthrough8195]

This is my new fav asmr video I never knew this was my biggest trigger but I’m going to be listening to this every night

[@Squeezy-db3vv]

Man the ending absolutely killed me and I was about to fall asleep and everything

[@1975chrisvic]

Love the acronym. Love the typewriter. Love this.

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

I feel like I just stared into Alex Jones's eyes and this is what I saw projected onto the vast expanse of the inside of his skull.

[@StarboyXL9]

That's why he rips his shirt off and screams a lot.

[@Milltify]

Great video! And I love the poster in the background 😊

[@ashton6131]

I love this video so much, I watch it at least twice a day

[@lilalexxi5701]

This video is magnificent. I really like the quality of your videos! I remember when he was at 25K. He is moving up!

[@goldenfoxx280yt9]

The "Hang in there" poster is my favorite part of the video

[@northertimelord]

It is sooo hard not to get roped into his large attitude of protocol, I was on pins and needles waiting to see what he'd say next, lol, all the while being distracted by that hilarious picture on the wall, this guys part Vogon isn't he? Good thing I have my towel, hahahaaa! another brilliant episode!

[@CharlieDoesntSurf]

why does this not have half a million yet?! its brilliant

[@apilolomi4354]

That ending was a real plot twist.

[@polishpipebomb]

"Oh, they could be neighbors, hahaha watch out for them" 💀

[@ashleeduncan4053]

Lmfao, that ending was hysterical!!!!

[@goblingunk_]

This type of dark strange roleplay is so incredibly effective on me. It wouldn't be so hard to predict if you knew me though. I go to sleep so easily with anything from this channel. So so good. There is really nothing of this exact style. Jim, you really found your niche and ran with it.

[@ashlynboone_]

Hi Jim!! I was wondering if you could do a Lucifer Morningstar roleplay? I think you fit the image perfectly!! Stay safe and stay healthy x

[@litl_kim]

Kaya F I ❤️ Lucifer!

[@alihealey6074]

Yes!

[@StarboyXL9]

Before or after the Fall? Because nobody ever does Lucifer BEFORE the Fall, which is a shame.

[@jadefire2817]

This was fantastic! The typing sounds are ahmazing! Now we need a "Dirty Cop Takes Your Robbery Report"or some such. He's one of my favorite characters. Big ❤ Jim, hope you are staying well!

[@alphakilotv]

I LOVE this one. I love that you smoke in many videos honestly

[@lorettabes4553]

That ending! 🤣 I'm glad I stuck around to hear it.

[@entropy7705]

Are we gonna ignore the fact this is a Dystopian McDonald's?

[@juicedaone1153]

So that's what it is lmao I was confused at the end lmao

[@medalex]

this kind of asmr makes me so mellow! thanks it really works for me i dont know why lol

[@gippywhite]

You confused me so very much. I am equally relaxed AND have anxiety for this dystopian reality AAAND yet I can’t stop smiling and giggling. 🤗 I’m concerned about fact that I’m enjoying it so much. 👍🏻👍🏻💙💙💙

[@BreaTheBrat]

I always work from home and I love this office stuff while I work. I wonder if a lot of people are missing that office background noise right now. Or maybe I just like having Jim as a co-worker.

[@moonagaineternal]

Wow. This ambience is so relaxing, I could just keep it playing in the background. This needs to be a regular thing. Between this and Dracula, I'm having a great birthday.

[@Sierra-2044]

Ok I nearly laughed up a lung at the end that better be a damn good burger and fries my man lol 😆😅

[@kamronspencer4910]

I’m still trying to figure out why part of a burger and fries order would be corporate credits and the other government.

[@Anonymouscommentsyay]

My new asmr favourite..love your work..

[@uo6ep]

didnt know i needed this video in my life

[@masteroogway3805]

Im glad I randomly ran into this channel. I can’t believe ive been missing out.

[@NanichiASMR]

I’m supposed to be doing uni work but I got the notification and here I am. I get too immersed in these videos. No regrets though 😌

[@Tyler-hr1il]

Everything about this was needed

[@diolieholmes7802]

I just saw that you're gonna be in the next Asmr Weekly collab! That's awesome!!

[@playmaniaco94]

*Keep thinking of random numbers* "...583 666 " *Jim stop* "Oohh lovely!" ...This man know something!

[@Iceangelofdeath]

I love this one a lot!

[@redqueenmeg]

For a minute I thought that was Matt on the Hang In There poster.

[@sindeyderooij3496]

Missing Matt😞

[@braeden9350]

Excuse me, I asked for extra pickles.

[@ShhheilaASMR]

OMG that type writer sounds amazing!! Gotta love all the stationary sounds tho IMO! Not to mention your perfectly soothing voice (as always, duh)! 🙏 I actually LOOOOOVE jumbled letters and numbers being said so this was especially relaxing for me! (i'm falling asleep nooo, must...send...comment....first....!)

[@JimASMR]

🤗🤗🤗

[@bbqtoon]

With that perfect voice, you must be a secret Cumberbatch... I got SO many tingles from this! Perfect sounds and movements. Loved the ending 😉

[@boredboi5390]

This is where you can find quality asmr

[@6sgU7754TEX]

I was not expecting him to have his hair in a bun but I’m pleasantly surprised

[@justanotherredheadattheend955]

Typewriter sounds, parchment rustling, suits, and just a hint of ambient menace; these are a few of my favourite things. And I love the ending. It’s always important to have a little sense with your BDSM 😉

[@clarkguieb3941]

My favorite 4 letter acronyms designed for pleasure

[@trustudy6083]

This reeks of Atlas Shrugged vibes, I am reading it rn and love it, and this just makes me feel like I am missing out on such an interesting alternative universe.

[@dragonspadeex]

All that for a cheeseburger and fries. God I love this channel.

[@fionamorris9634]

The fish mongers are a bit fishy? Really? You have been stuck inside too long.😂 I particularly love the disconnect with your happy tone and your casual mention of you dad being sent to a work camp. Note to self. Don't tell this guy shit. The ending was hilarious. Fantastic as always my friend. 👏💖😊

[@uniquecheshire]

Not what I expected from the thumbnail (honestly didn’t know what to expect haha) but I got exactly what asmr I needed 😊

[@admiralmudkip9836]

the reveal at the end that it's actually just a restaurant was awesome