Best CATHOLIC Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan

[@vjohnson6464]

This is how you know he's the best comedian. I start watching and realize I've already heard this one and still keep on listening. Love ya Jim!! Thanks for cheering up the quarantine.

[@tdbarton7712]

Same!

[@ziggyzion5717]

Me too! They never get old and it makes me feel better

[@globetrekker86]

@Vickie Johnson: Absolutely. Jim could play the same set of jokes on a loop, and I’d still be rolling. His * inner heckler * voice is priceless

[@curtisyost5247]

Love Jim as well the catholic faith. I've kept them like a nice practice Grateful

[@curtisyost5247]

I make it a point. I love to learn even though I've lived some but they're always true

[@skisunvalley66]

I'm 53 years old and I just discovered you tonight due to a Twitter post that showed up in my timeline. I've been watching your videos for several hours now. OMG, so funny. You are my new-found favorite comedian. Sharing with everyone I know. Favorite joke from this compilation? "If you've never been to a Catholic Mass, it's still going on." And I can laugh at all of this because I'm Catholic! Well done, Jim! Cheers

[@RicardoGarcia-kv8it]

No nooo a Catholic mass is easy compared to the Pentecostal evangelical services where I go lol I want to gooo back pls rescue me JajajaJA!!! I am done with JajajaJA I spoke in tongues I am done ready to go back lol

[@kayfitzgerald309]

@jimgaffigan Jim I watched you & ur fam at dinner live last night,,I LOVE LOVE LOVE JEANNE!!! U...ah'ight😉✝️😊luv u too & the kids keep up the great work, btw, one more kid would be a nice round number... Jus saying...ya' know to really keep you & the Mrs. young in your golden years!!! Think about it...🥰

[@Dachdogoriginal]

Another brilliant clean comedian is Brian Regan. Especially his "I walked on the Moon" special. I highly recommend. Usually you have to watch it a few times because you're laughing so much you can't hear it all.

[@zippydooda]

@@Dachdogoriginal Brian is great. One of favorites.

[@Justice_Levens]

I'm catholic, and it's always fun when someone can poke fun at something without hate. Much respect 🙏

[@roseymalino9855]

No hate in referring to Irish as degenerates.

[@kichigan1]

Me, too.

[@modom2001]

I’m a Catholic and I love your humor!

[@morticiagomez1870]

Leave that Babylon of a fake church x

[@claudiabeasley3227]

Jim is a great comic. He's so on point and most importantly he's a clean comic. Funny without using vulgar language. One of the best!! Love ya, Jim!!!

[@karelfinn2343]

One of my favorite jokes is when Jim led into his Catholic material by saying, "I want to make sure everyone feels comfortable, so that's why I'd to talk to you about Jesus."

[@Chicken_Wing91]

“He-he better not” 😂

[@cv507]

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[@janetpfaff9470]

Q

[@msbirdsong77]

😂😂😂😂😂YES!

[@sharonellzey8413]

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[@amjPeace]

I'm from a big Catholic family, third of 12 children. We had twice as many kids as the Waltons and half as much peace and kindness. Seriously, we loved each other very much and had each other's backs when the chips were down. Except we didn't have any chips because they were too expensive. Goodnight, Jim-Bob!

[@natewalton3838]

my last nam,e is walton and im one of 6 so yes you have 2x the amount of siblings I have

[@amjPeace]

Nate Walton Goodnight, Nate-Bob!

[@angeloacosta9411]

I'm 7 of 9... Lots of hand me downs and very little money for anything else. Stay strong & healthy...

[@angeloacosta9411]

@@helenhighwater5313 yeah my friend laughs about that !!!

[@tangenty6987]

@@helenhighwater5313 😂

[@girlcheck]

I listen to you every night before going to bed, Jim. Thank you for giving me a laugh and making it so I go to bed in joy. Lost my mom last year. You have been a godsend to me during one of the hardest times in my life. Thank you 😊

[@hyacinthlynch843]

"I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like...same religion, half the guilt." -- Robin Williams

[@steverichardson8080]

Live on Broadway, 2002. Great performance by the late great Mr Williams

[@Kitiwake]

And half the truth

[@maxfan1591]

@@Kitiwake "And half the truth" If you're trying for humour, leave it to someone who's funny. And if you're trying for pious commentary, well, leave it to someone who's funny.

[@johnnations5932]

"I was Catholic until reached the Age of Reason." - George Carlin

[@sherrynusbaum5913]

Ahhhhhh, that Catholic guilt! Lol

[@maureendrozda9960]

Only Catholics Can Truly Appreciate This One, Jim! Thanks!🤗🙏

[@bkh5746]

Catholic religion is horrible.the people worship the priests and keep them from prosecution. I know a guy who blew out his brains in church parking lot bc the priest used to use him like a woman.thats no joke either.guy had all he could take.its trash and its bad for you.

[@ee.eeEugEnEeee.eaQ7carrnvaehEQ]

Only? HahahaYou're a Funny one Gal, MissedDoor

[@joesoap1401]

Many non Catholics have been to Catholic church services. It's the evangelical ones that I avoid.

[@ccrbonline1752]

And those of us who have 8 Catholic cousins - from one uncle.😅

[@052381ma]

I'm not a catholic and I find this funny😅

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

I worked with a wonderful nun who used to rely on St. Anthony, patron saint of lost objects, when she misplaced something. "St. Anthony, I can't find my keys!" she would say and then laugh. But she always found her keys, and now I, a non-Christian, call upon St. Anthony on occasion and think of Sister Arlene (who would have been a helluva Pope, BTW).

[@lisaburke8232]

Or, this version my sister says which works almost all of the time, “Tony, Tony, look around. Something’s lost and must be found!”

[@dafrasier1]

Religious Insanity. Tuam Babies. 800 dead Catholic Children dumped in sewer pits by wonderful Conservative Irish Catholic Nuns.

[@Phooie]

@@lisaburke8232 that's funny! 😊

[@euricequeen842]

Same! I can always rely on St. Anthony. ❤

[@AdrianaMontemayor7]

GOD JESUSCHRIST BLESS HIS ONE AND ONLY CATHOLICH CHURCH ✝️......COME BACK BEFORE THE END OF UR LIFE CATCHES U

[@patriciahopey1384]

I was raised in a Catholic Family. I couldn't stop laughing . you nailed it .wow thank you. Wish my 5 older sisters and brother were alive to enjoy your show . you're my favourite comedian. Thankyou . 3cheers from Canada

[@mrsmacca126]

Holy shirts and pants. FUNNY!!!

[@garyroehl6641]

Sorry for you being raised Catholic. Hopefully before you die you’ll get over it.

[@pcopps4505]

When I was a kid in the 90s I tried to watch stand-up comedy with my Dad to see if he'd like any of them. He was a huge Jonathan Winters fan, and didn't really like anything I showed him with the exception of Jim Gaffigan. He especially loved the Catholic jokes, and his favorite was the joke about parents bragging that their kid was Pope, and the one about the kid playing "Pope" in the backyard (My favorite part of this bit is not in this compilation though, "The protestants are frightened of this new Pope"). Wish I could show him your new stuff. Thanks for the laughs, Jim.

[@CarlHammer]

I'm not catholic. Never wanted to be, but all my friends are catholic. I have attended mass many times though. Jim is the only one who can talk about it and NOT offend anyone. Nice job.

[@akeeperofoddknowledge4956]

Hilarious, Jim! I'm a Christian on the Protestant side and my two of my three sisters are Catholic. I've been to almost as many Catholic services as Protestant - I got the jokes! Thanks for the laughs!

[@rexrocker1268]

My mom Catholic my father Protestant. He didn’t worship but sometimes my mother would drag him to church on holidays. He would like fall asleep, or fart and me and my big brother would have to hold back the laughter, as did my father. He was a nut nut.

[@remaguire]

I'm Irish Catholic. Both my parents born and raised in Ireland. When I was a kid, my sister and I went to NYC with our aunt, our father's sister and she brought us to an Episcopalian service. But not before she made us promise that we wouldn't tell our parents that we did. Attitudes sure have changed since the early 60s! I still chuckle when I think about that.

[@akeeperofoddknowledge4956]

@@remaguire times certainly have changed!

[@marshawalker5273]

And I've probably been to as many Protestant services as Catholic. We're good😁

[@helengorton894]

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[@maryallan3982]

I'm the oldest of five; my Dad was 2nd oldest of 12 (...Irish Catholic). Anything along those lines has me in hysterics! Thank You, My Friend!

[@lucillearthmann1305]

I love this guy. Saw him back in Jan. 2020 and he was hilarious. Good, clean fun. Nothing wrong with that. He was fabulous. Loved our garbage plates.

[@janjacobs5650]

Thank you Jim! This pandemic has stifled laughing but your comedy routines restores my laughter every day. Love it!

[@JackDanyaKemplin]

I am the second to youngest of 12 children, my father named me after his favourite whiskey and my sister Sara after his favourite brand of desserts-this is the absolute truth. So my dad definitely got burned out.

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Oh I see: Jack Daniels and Sara Lee? Just be glad he didn't start on ice cream brands. No Hagen Dasz. But if he had two more boys they could be Ben and Jerry. Yum.

[@bikinijeanie1963]

She is named Ruth BC she's the baby of the group and a girl? Baby Rooof? Wait a minute bass where's the baby and the dog would always say

[@bikinijeanie1963]

Who's the baby? The dog has answer answered already got the house he already answered both questions the baby and what's on top the house all both of them at the same time the dog says Roof. How does mommy like it? Ruff...

[@julianarodriguex899]

Your DAD definitely got burned out?!?!

[@Tmanaz480]

Kemplin's is my favorite Bourbon.

[@josephking7674]

Very few comedians keep me laughing throughout their comedy routine like Jim does. He kills me!

[@sdwilson764]

I know you've been doing these daily uploads for awhile, but since I just discovered them a couple days ago, I want to thank you. Quarantining, diminished work, pandemics, and virtual schooling has been [fill in blank]. I so appreciate the little reprieve and bursts of laughter these provide.

[@mrslvw]

Your morality is authentic and I appreciate you so much! Keeping speaking your mind. I'm not on Twitter but agree with you 100%.

[@mangot589]

My favorite Catholic joke ever. Especially since the woman telling me was a 90 year old Catholic serious churchgoer. Every day serious. So, this guy dies. And is taking a tour of heaven. His angel guide is showing him around, and says in this room, we have the Protestants, and over here we have the Jewish. Then we have the Baptists there. (Dropping to a whisper) But we have to be super quiet when we pass by this area. So the newly dead guy asks why. And the guide says, “Because they think they’re the only ones up here”.🤫

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

Love it!!!!

[@befunkrn]

Very good! And I attend a Southern Baptist church!

[@owlnyc666]

😅

[@susanivey8853]

An Irish priest told us this joke in his delightful accent, on a religious retreat 40 years ago. He drew the joke out with details and talk of St Peter, and had us howling!

[@Jobotubular]

I heard it as a fenced-off area for the Christians, and the dead guy was atheist. So evidently it's possible to make a Christian joke into an atheist joke

[@shirleyrombough8173]

I'm convinced. Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian today. Bravo, Jim.

[@joneejonee]

HEAR HEAR!

[@nathanrobinson1595]

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[@nathanrobinson1595]

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[@nathanrobinson1595]

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[@ginagold42631]

#God Pocket. Jim Gaffigan is curing my depression. I've binge watched him for 2 days and I cannot stop laughing. I haven't laughed this much in years. I feel great. Of course depression is serious and this is not meant to suggest otherwise. I thought I'd try laughter instead of ice cream. Thx Jim.

[@janniechoquette8828]

Listen to his story about vacation in Alaska with his family 😂. It's a true story 🤣

[@harpinpoem]

I agrée! Me too! Another great catholic comedian is Kathleen Madigan. Her routine about the nuns admonishing her not to “bother Jesus” is hilarious. Watch funny stuff over and over instead of the bad news.

[@margochristensen7440]

Love Jim. As a person raised catholic, these seem funnier to me than it probably should be.

[@dylanjones268]

It doesn't matter if your are catholic, another religion or an atheist. Jim is funny, its as simple as that.

[@margochristensen7440]

@@dylanjones268 of course it didn't matter. Gaffigan is brilliant. I just meant that it was funnier to me becuz of my upbringing...and his too.

[@MrAquinas1]

@@margochristensen7440 Infantile insults to human dignity are not funny and not the product of "brilliance."

[@dickon728]

Sorry. Jews are way funnier.

[@margochristensen7440]

@@MrAquinas1 I dont have a clue what you're taking about.

[@jayb36]

God Bless (and Protect) you and your family Jim Gaffigan

[@rp5707]

@julie jones - Are you intentionally leaving out that the bill he supports is only for late term abortions where severe abnormalities and where the life of the mother is in danger, or are just uninformed yourself?

[@brettpruefer7541]

@julie jones trump puts children in cages, you cannot support him and be a Christian.

[@dafrasier1]

Man Created God. Amen. mcg-truth blogspot

[@or2ak]

LOL

[@DanGolik]

Jim, you’re amazing! Thank you for all the comedy, I watch with my teenager kids and they love you.

[@MaryOKC]

I’ve been in a mood for the past week so I’ve been binging on your videos last night and for the past few hours; and Jim, you’ve lightened my mood so much that the dark cloud has passed. Thank you for making me laugh again and again.

[@GenXersJustWalkItOff]

Oh, yes, one year before Christmas, we had one of those confession paloozas where extra priests come and people line up in different areas for different priests. The lines were extra long, and when I got up to “my” priest, he said “There are a lot of people here. Just give me the biggies.”

[@bobpancake7482]

The difference between a catholic and a baptist is the catholic will say Hi to you at the liquor store

[@LeslieLanagan]

I've heard a variation of that joke............. Protestants do not recognize The Pope as the head of the Christian Church. Jews do not recognize Jesus as The Messiah...... and two Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

[@gabrielacanseco7851]

jajajjajajaja

[@dourtandouar1318]

@@gial8862 But they say no women pastors and no openly gay pastors, the same as Baptists.

[@richardjoiner7542]

Re rant. Adios Kemosabi.

[@dafrasier1]

@@gial8862 Celibacy is a Money Making Scheme. No wife or children; that the Church has to take care of, pay for, give land to. Like eating Fish on Friday; a money making Kick back scheme.

[@ejm57301]

I love my Catholic friends when I need a hand with say... a roof / drywall / concrete project.... just ask them... it's like they HAVE to help you... my Dad called it the Catholic Guilt... they gotta help their neighbors... even the Methodists.

[@NoudlePipW]

You wanna see some serious Catholic Guilt, have sex with someone from Ireland. Even the Atheists here have Catholic Guilt 🤣

[@NoudlePipW]

@Michele Carter We really don't have as many redheads as people think...

[@Kitiwake]

Are you laughing at them?

[@Kitiwake]

@@NoudlePipW you need a brain transparent.

[@NoudlePipW]

@@Kitiwake 🤣 I'd rather not have a transparent brain like yours, thanks.

[@nancybrown8338]

Thanks for the laughs on Sunday. Jim you find the humor everywhere. Would a miracle be giving up your favorite food?...Oh wait that's Lent. That Saint job is a hard one to apply for.

[@Lula_F]

Love, love, love these jokes and Jim!! I’m a lapsed Catholic married to a religious Shiite Catholic man. Went to the same Catholic grammar school for 8 years. Really enjoyed the sense of community and family….until I grew up! So different once you are able to ask questions and expect an answer. The Bible is so different than our Catechism classes. Keep up the relevant jokes!! 😁👍🏻

[@GenXersJustWalkItOff]

One time, when my grandmother and I were going to Confession before Easter for the first time since Christmas (LOL, Catholics will get that), she told me she was WORRIED because she only had one sin to tell Father: she had dropped a jar of pickles and said “G-d damn!” I told her I was sure she could think of a couple more if she thought really hard.

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

Lol if I can’t think of anything then I can just say “the sin of pride, believing myself to be perfect!”

[@joalblo9581]

Jim you're one of my favorite comedians ever. Wishing you and the Gaffigan clan the best!!!

[@plutobeliever]

Jim, you're a man of integrity...thank you for being a voice of morality...you brighten my day...

[@mikemaxwell7053]

Me and my five kids are part of the the "Latter-Day Saints for Gafffigan" crowd. And we loved the RNC Convention Twitter tirade. Keep it coming Jim! ;-)

[@dafrasier1]

Daybell, Zombies and LDS, Mormons. great group. Do not starch your magic underwear.

[@Gcwbigs]

Hey d******, quit making the rest of us look stupid. You're not helping

[@dafrasier1]

@@Gcwbigs ?? Catholics and LDS Mormons; make Humanity look stupid.

[@ForteCatholic]

I love the catholic jokes! Keep em coming. I’m a catholic and love joking about it too :)

[@Crimethoughtfull]

Reminds me of the Dara O Briain joke about "even an atheist is just a bad Catholic".

[@roberthsu1748]

I am also... But I have NEVER heard SO MANY jokes. LOL!! All TRUE, lol!! I loved the joke about Pope John Paul II./St. John Paul the Great!! What was ur favorite?

[@karphin1]

I like his humour, clean and really funny. He does tongue in cheek stuff about his faith. And everyday life. I love that!

[@jakrispy3418]

How is it possible that Jim Gaffigan looks better now than he did on that Comedy Central stand-up special years ago. The man ages like fine wine

[@slendveny7191]

Maybe he killed the other Jim.

[@wendi2819]

He actually has more hair now. Still trying to figure that out.

[@Nestor123057]

@@wendi2819 I think it's called hair implants. It was a good idea.

[@RobertFallon]

OM*! A joke about St. Bonaventure! He’s my man. You can’t get a card or a medal or anything of Bonaventure. All kinds of saints you never heard of, patrons of drunks, cancer patients, garden veggies-they all have little medallions and statues and cards. But even if Bonaventure ain’t got bling, he now has a joke. Jim Gaffigan, you’re one of a kind. Thank you for making the Lockdown less of a downer with all of your videos.

[@roisinobrien8408]

There's a college named St Bonaventure.

[@awkwardlyrachel5524]

Now I know who to appeal to for those issues.

[@Mementomorichild]

lol that joke came on just as i got to your comment

[@wrr1218]

My mother was a big Catholic... I am pretty sure she used to make up Holy Days just so I would have to go to church.

[@buggymah]

There are a lot of holy days of obligation. For example I think there’s a solemnity on august 15

[@bellanitocortez-rodriguez9235]

🤣

[@Sweendogization]

How big was she?

[@nickinurse6433]

Of course your mom was Catholic O'leary....lol

[@andrewmcgregor9691]

lol

[@LoriVFenske]

Poor St. Bonaventure!😂😂😂 These bits made us laugh so hard we couldn’t breathe! ❤😂😂😂

[@Ender7j]

I still appreciate the work you did for us during the pandemic. Thanks Jim!

[@msdee7444]

My favourite comic! Love how he just flows and delivers. That's what she said!

[@anneholden9908]

I'm the youngest of 7 in a catholic family. 18 years younger than my only sister! And, yes, I am spoiled! I'm 60 now,but I'm still spoiled! And I love it! These jokes were great! Thank you!

[@theresapalkovitz3414]

I’m a cradle Catholic from Philadelphia. Hilarious! Keep ‘em coming!

[@ERMEGE]

I just discovered these jokes today (11 Aug 2022). My wife came to see why I was laughing so loud. I am a Catholic, and like to joke about it with my fellow Lutherans, Presbyterians, Anglicans, etc. with whom I work on ecumenical humanitarian initiatives. Thanks for giving us these fresh new jokes.

[@jorgeguanche5327]

Donde vives...en un santuario hippie???

[@WitchyCharlie]

“Let’s wrap it up I got some sinnin’ to do!” 😆😆😆🤣

[@rosannacline4781]

😅😅

[@donnamirabito5544]

"Let's wrap it up. I got some sinnin' to do!" We're gonna sing all 12 verses of the hymn. In Latin, then English. :)

[@szqsk8]

Donna Mirabito In Latin and English. Been there/done that. It's the longest day of your life, especially if it a High Mass.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Lol! For some reason I hear Brian Regan gregorian chanting 🎶 "Pahhhnncaaakes"🎶🤔

[@davidmmm8]

I always wonder how the Jewish Jesus could ever jive with Indians Gods and Chinese Gods... etc etc Total mismatch there. 🤓😇🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Kitiwake]

Yeah... Coz Jesus spoke English, Right?

[@Kitiwake]

@@davidmmm8 "Because they're is only one God. and all the gods of the gentiles are demons" Psalm 95:5 Douay Rheims bible.

[@clarissasandoval5356]

Making jokes about being Catholic and sticking to the new video every day during the seemingly never-ending pandemic. God Bless ya, Jim.

[@tr33trunk85]

Thank you Jim, for getting out of your comfort zone and speaking truth to power! I am really heartened to see someone so non-political say enough is enough and try to pull people away from facism. You just gained a subscriber.

[@mmc1730]

I guess you're okay with the peaceful protesters that executed a "Trumper" last night in Portland because enough is enough and he should have been on the side of the party of tolerance

[@tr33trunk85]

@@mmc1730 umm... Do you know what the words peaceful protester mean?

[@tr33trunk85]

@@mmc1730 also, a trump supporter shot three protesters in Kenosha the otherday and killedtwo of them. Funny how you don't bring that up

[@mmc1730]

@@tr33trunk85 umm do you know the meaning of sarcasm? You should watch just about anyone of the news networks that report from these riot scenes and call them peaceful protests as buildings burn in the background. And the shooter you refer to was not there as part of any pro Trump statement. I don't support what he did but he stated that he was there because he wanted to help a store owner that was desperate to not see his store looted and burned. He was also offering first aid to anyone regardless of affiliation because he was trained as a medic.

[@mmc1730]

Again, no defense of what that kid did but not everyone that is against seeing cities destroyed is a Trump supporter

[@Yourmotwashum]

thank you Jim for all these compilations!

[@Mary200-61]

Was raised in a catholic family, went to catholic school for 12 years. I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 these were truly THEE BEST Catholic jokes ever!!!

[@Sdr4813]

I don’t Tweet but do Tube. I wanted to express my support of your comments on Twitter. Keep speaking and keep up the comedy. I support you with both.

[@tr33trunk85]

@@mindofmayhem. Hey genius, 3 people thatwere protesting an unlawful killing by the police were just shot by some rightwing nutjob in Kenosha. Two of them died. The Orange Turd refuses tocondem the killer.

[@amandabell6356]

Most people in my family are Catholic. I'm an atheist, but I spent a lot of time at Catholic church as a kid. These jokes are hilarious!

[@davidmmm8]

Same exact scenario for me as well Amanda 😇

[@geodude7116]

Same here. Devout catholic upbringing, but now a non-believer. Agreed these are damn funny.

[@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382]

Same here with the ‘orthodox’ there’s a contradiction in the name. It’s funny ‘cos it’s true

[@glennryan646]

Born and raised Catholic, love the faith more than ever.

[@jasont5427]

Catholicism is the biggest tool the adversary of our souls (satan) has used against us. It's not biblical at all. They do not want you reading the bible for yourself but only blindly follow their false man made religion (Catechism). They MURDERED 60 million Christians during the Inquisitions for not believing in their false doctrine, hence the PROTESTants... What ever happened to "thou shalt not kill"???? No wonder so many have fallen away from believing in our very Creator... I became an atheist at the "wise old age" of 16 lol due to Catholicism. Then He woke me up to His glorious Truth 7 years ago and I've never felt more JOY in my entire life then walking with Him. For those who have the ears to hear, let them hear...

[@abqchris2]

People are super sensitive these days, and I understand why. But jokes are jokes. Clearly Jim is a good man. If anything, this just made me love the man more!

[@tomparker8932]

Gaffigan is possibly the wittiest (not a word?) comedian alive. Jokes are clean, to the point and honestly i think ANYONE can relate to. Having a great wife and kids rounds him out. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Thanx for that man!

[@scottydouglass1892]

I laughed at all of your jokes. My wife, who is Catholic, not as much.

[@davidmmm8]

Wives tend to side with whatever entity that allowed for the creation of their babies. And most innocent women turn to God. Just absolutely amazed they become.

[@richardharris8538]

Scotty, it's best not ever to laugh at one's wife.

[@scottydouglass1892]

@@richardharris8538 Only when she is not there.

[@sewingintrifocals-alisonde7778]

@@philipmartin2919 , great show, that (Fr. Ted).

[@evangelineholseberg2631]

@@philipmartin2919 I

[@redrooster1908]

Hey Jim. I just saw your latest tweets. You are a great man!

[@devodavis6454]

I'm with you, he nailed it!

[@chkchrycla]

@@trevormatthews8374 If that is what you grasped from his tweets then you are an idiot.

[@christopheromahony5526]

Trying to hide some facts in with the humor I see. Ireland's official national color is a shade called St.Patrick's blue. Look it up! Jim's been doing his research. St. Patrick's blue is used on many Irish government symbols and banners.

[@tintinismybelgian]

I thought St. Patrick was from England or Wales, not Italy.

[@christopheromahony5526]

@@tintinismybelgian and St. George wasn't English, so?

[@tintinismybelgian]

@@christopheromahony5526 Well, a big part of the St. Patrick biography is the idea that he grew up in Britain before being kidnapped by Irish slavers. If he was from Italy, then the Irish slavers would have a hard time kidnapping him, geographically speaking.

[@tintinismybelgian]

@@christopheromahony5526 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXnVYWWLZrSMjM0 (Funny St. Patrick video)

[@Batchall_Accepted]

Huh. I've never heard this and I grew up there

[@missepnut]

Love you and your family. Please keep posting!

[@lisalorenzo7451]

I want to say T.G is one of top ten comedians. I usually like to pick one of my favorite jokes to commit on.I can't there's too many. Right now I have family visiting for a week. I'm in a hot bath with earphones on. And all they hear is laughter. Thanks for making me SEEM like a dirty old lady.Your AWESOME 👍🏽👍🏽😂😂

[@jamesjames3525]

Thank you Jim for bringing some humour in my life. I need it so much as I get sicker with time. Thanks again.👍👍👍😉😉

[@clairelivefreeordie2551]

Hope you're feeling better James ⚘

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

I command the Spirit of infirmity to leave you now. In Jesus's name.

[@madyjules06]

James, my heart goes out to you Sincerely hope you’re feeling better

[@matthewsequoyah2665]

You’re killing me ! ! 🤣🤣🤣 With laughter. You’re the funniest comedian ever, my kids LOVE you 😃

[@12mountain]

Always so dang funny 😂 Also, I was NOT ready for young Jim Gaffigan. I have never seen videos of him from that long ago!

[@Rikenglebert7558]

YOU ARE AMAZING! Loved you before your tweets & love you more now!

[@RaysofLight98]

@3:36 I love that he mentions that XD "It's still going on!" Yep- there's even a group of nuns that have Eucharistic Adoration covered 24/7.

[@wrongwayconway]

Your daily videos really helped me get through this pandemic. ❤

[@kateyare4708]

I've been through the WHOLE Catholic experience, and I clicked "like" before you were finished introducing this video.

[@c.a.durbin8713]

I enjoyed your jokes about patron saints of whatever- definitely more of those!!!

[@davidevelyn530]

Five kids? You really are a Catholic. Great mind. You've made me laugh more than anyone. Glad my hernia is healing well.

[@twofishes8846]

Thank you KZbin for free whenever, I need a good gaffigan-laugh-agin! Thanx for being here Big boy and for sharing your entire family too! We all love y'all

[@Frances-fl5qf]

I love your shows Jim. Just to let all know Catholics do know the Bible.every mass there is a readings from the OT, NT, and Psalms.its part of our DNA. It's a myth that we do not use the Bible.blessings to you all.

[@dwuagneux]

Thank you, thank you, thank you for this! I am recovering from cancer, and my husband is a recovering Catholic😄. You have given us such great laughs just now, of course, we have subscribed! It’s no longer the pandemic, so I don’t know whether you will be reading comments on such an old post of yours, but if you do, please just know that you brought some warm joy to Vermont on this wet chilly April afternoon, and that we are grateful. All the best to you and yours!🥰 PS I will be sharing the joy with others and looking forward to spending more time with you and your material. Thank you for being so generous and making it available to those of us who would not have the chance to enjoy it otherwise💝

[@segourneysavery5126]

As someone who went to Catholic school I thoroughly enjoyed this 🤣

[@illfather7066]

I went too 1 through 12...not sure how I feel about it in hindsight...lol

[@morgielastname7364]

thank you so much for all of the comedy you have given us. thank you so much for what you said on twitter.

[@tonybroderick6590]

Keep doing your thing and don't let uneducated people cause you to not say what you have to say. More than anything, remember, this is America, one of the few countries left in the world where free speech is ok. Keep doing you. Love you.

[@henrygustavekrausse7459]

@Sir Ious That's like...the point. If you could see it it wouldn't be censorship.

[@mage1439]

Jim, not only are you insanely funny but you seem like an awesome guy.

[@bethe192]

Oh, man...my boy Jim. Never tire of your wonderfulness. I can be having the worst possible day (and hey, I often DO!) and I refuse to stay upset once my brain remembers, "...without the express written consent of major league base baaallll." Thank you for all your efforts through all the past year's horrors. We owe you big time, Jim. 👏💕😊

[@gent8940]

T-Shirt idea: Make America Gaffigan! :)

[@thehbomb9598]

I want this shirt!

[@contessajones5619]

That’s funny!!

[@detroitwarrior888]

Just so you know-he just came out, full libtard and bashing Trump, with a bunch of lies and nonsense. Clearly listens to fake news, and researches nothing, poor guy. Bye Gaffigan, you lost a fan (and all my family)...you’re entitled to your own opinion, but NOT your own facts! #TRUMP2020

[@gent8940]

@@detroitwarrior888 Yes, that's why we love him. What did you think he was all this time? There's no such thing as a funny conservative.

[@MissPam52]

@@detroitwarrior888 Cult 45 Covidiot....

[@jamesc7277]

I am 66 years old. When I was young, the Catholic mass was over an hour…with a lot if Latin, and the priest had his back to the congregation for a lot of it. Last time I went to mass (about 25 years ago) it was less than 45 minutes (maybe 30-ish), and the priest spoke only English and faced the congregation throughout…and they expected you to shake hands with the person next to you.

[@johnplunkett6864]

Come on back

[@at_brunch3852]

Yeah. That was weird. Then covid hit. 🆘

[@patrickmanley4943]

Love love love this guy. So funny 😂. As a lapsed Catholic I totally relate.

[@kathleenferguson3296]

I'm a collapsed Catholic!

[@marybarry2230]

Having been brought up Irish Catholic gone to three Catholic schools and wore three different Catholic uniforms I can definitely relate with everything Jim says!

[@kathleenferguson3296]

I have a "nun clicker" used at mass when we were kids, to make us stand up, sit down and kneel on cue. I use mine to wreak havoc at Christmas midnight mass, and at funerals. I can get people jumping up and down on a click!

[@naverno]

Jim Gaffigan is the best comedian today.

[@gloriacox2693]

I wore a CATHOLIC T-shirt to pick up my Thanksgiving pumpkin pie; an elderly lady toward the end of the line, walked around to get a good look at the front of my T-shirt, and said, “Oh, CAT HOLIC” ...I was shocked, told her I was allergic to cats.... it actually was a funny, awkward situation.. True story..

[@marthaolson11]

You’re an excellent comedian! Thank you for sharing!

[@porterbrass]

The best thing about Jim is he laughs mostly at himself. He’s awesome.

[@warrencolegrove1]

One of the greatest comedians of all time!

[@mlsaulnier]

I loved Jim just chatting with Jesus.

[@blairaasen7245]

How can you tell a Catholic and a Baptist in a liquor store? The Catholic will say hi! The Baptist will hide. Love your stuff, keep it going.

[@bfarzady5212]

Is that meant to be a joke?

[@DianaSanchez-oi5kb]

Good one!😂😂

[@bfarzady5212]

Great Christian 'humor'

[@MrCarnage69]

Thank you! I love your stuff. I fell in love with your act when I heard you first on Bob & Tom radio program. I've been a fan ever since.

[@michelletavakoli]

I’m Definately “ a Shiate Catholic. But we have the best sense of humor around. You’re the best Jim. You married a Shiate Catholic after all. Love you. You’re very brave Jim. Yes you are great husband you have 5 kids already. You’re on Gods good boy list ❤️

[@regisatlas]

his jokes on religion are my favorite

[@msqueen3513]

Too funny, your jokes when you were younger still stand up today. Many comedians were awkward and nervous when first starting out. You are so talented. Youngest of 8, in fact I signed my letters to mom as #8, raised in the south with Baptist. Oooh, I could tell some tales.

[@marcelashagash5808]

I am a Gaffi”fan”

[@kaiyack]

You’re awesome, Jim!

[@vicventures9823]

Even though I've known Jim's comedy, this is the first time I've stalked his channel here on KZbin. I'm obsessed now. LOL Jim is just so funny! Thank you for bringing me up when things feel low. Thank you...thank you...thank you. By the way......thank you.

[@katewojo]

Thank You St. Jim - these are Hilarious!