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[@marcelloberry6829]

Yorkshire? It’s £25 a ticket I thought we priced you out! That made me laugh

[@abdihassan7208]

is he implying that yorkshire citizens are upper class?

[@user-nr6je5gv1t]

@@abdihassan7208 no. They don't like spending money

[@ThatTurboProbe]

@@abdihassan7208 Not at all. They really don't like to spend money on ANYTHING. They need half an hour to decide if a £5 T-Shirt is worth it the bastards.

[@ShakemeisterS64]

Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt. And if tha ivver does owt for nowt, do it fo thissen.

[@TV-ig9tz]

@@ShakemeisterS64 👏🏼

[@slooowz8746]

I love the irony of Jimmy calling out tax evaders in his accent bit

[@whitewolf8644]

Lol so does he, that’s why he said it. Lol

[@theanalysisguy0502]

Maria Cowle was this before or after he got caught I wonder.

[@whitewolf8644]

The Analysis Guy well...after lol. By a long way. He seems to just take it in his stride now lol

[@AstroHoff]

@@whitewolf8644 This was recorded before his tax problem

[@whitewolf8644]

Astro Hoff ok was it?. Oh dear 😳, then I stand corrected.

[@darrilmiller8167]

He makes me laugh. I just love when a comedian roasts everyone and everything. As a human being you must be able to laugh at yourself. When you become too self important, you cease living the good life.

[@jacobl6714]

agreed. hence why political correctness and identity politics are just tanking comedy. the "crime of noticing things" as ryan long puts it lol

[@Seldomane]

Truth! Even Jimmy laughs at heckles towards him because jokes are funny, not personal. Only children should take things too personal like dictators.

[@jacobl6714]

@@Seldomane Well put dude

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

The british humor is like no other because the brits fully expect the piss to be taken out of each other. We do it to each other for laughs and consider it an important bonding activity.

[@davevanvlerah5167]

I love how he interacts with his audience. Most comedians shun that kind of interaction. It's probably a result of his repoir with his panel show casts.

[@MrEvilWasp]

I think it's down to a lot of comedians these days have a script they stick to instead of working ad lib. With the right crowd though all comedians can involve the audience. Peace

[@DigitalMonsters]

repoir looks like it could be a word O-o but maybe by brains just thinking of repertoire? either way I think you meant "rapport"?

[@blackbob3358]

it's called stage craft, dave.

[@arya6085]

The clever bit is he does script his jokes (anyone who thinks he doesn't is an idiot) he just saves them up so that when an opportunity comes he jumps on it. When your timing is that good and free in conversation a good joke becomes a great joke

[@mclaconic7974]

Not to be the spoilsport but having seen his show several times, night after night during the fringe a few years back, he does have scripted responses that he uses again and again and again. What’s so special about Jimmy is that he baits the crowd into heckling him in a certain way and then has an immediate response on hand to fire back with. It’s not all off the top, of course

[@MrGlobbits]

If a girl said to me have you slimed yet, that'd be sex over, I'd be laughing too much to "slime" lol.

[@Thawhid]

😂 😂 😂 I'll jus leave mate

[@purboyy]

ooauh oouah oouaaaah

[@mylovesongs2429]

most of the girls i've "slimed" pretty much knew i did. I never started panting, and then said "be right back!", while going in the bathroom, or kitchen, to uhh...slime there. 🤷‍♂️

[@rickmurray442]

I bet no Aussie girl has ever said that.

[@lordcharfield4529]

The joke would be on her if you had already slimed!🤣

[@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx]

The scouse accent absolutely got me 🤣 "I gotta get a prezzy, it's me Grans birthday... she's 30."

[@patagualianmostly7437]

As in every joke...there is a true nugget of truth.

[@LizGridleyArtist]

As an aussie - haven't heard 'slimed' like that before - but could definetly weird out an englishman saying it!

[@beowulf22]

dont liz XD

[@nicmcconchie2199]

I've lived in 5/7 of Australia's beautiful states and I've never heard the use of the word "slimed" like that before. Some of our woman can certainly be rough and gross though...

[@zapkvr]

As a resident of Geelong it's never been used round here

[@jonathancornish3443]

It's probably a made up story

[@deadshot8077]

Liz Gridley - Artist I think he made it up...

[@red.s1k]

The crowd...amazing

[@Serreski]

Why?

[@hannahbananagamingandexplo7598]

that what my granma said after she fucked everyone there

[@CantComplain3k]

@@Serreski because they were quiet between jokes, nobody tried to heckle, and when he asked them to participate in the accents, just about the whole audience chimed in. You can tell even he was impressed by it. Pretty much the exact opposite of Bill Burr and the Philadelphia crowd LOL

[@kamrankhan-lj1ng]

@@hannahbananagamingandexplo7598 Oh no!

[@nathanhall2804]

His laugh will be forever remembered

[@sumondutta1101]

Is he no more?

[@Xython88]

You say it like... .... as he dies tonight

[@GhostDcuo]

HEU HA HA HA

[@nathanhall2804]

Anthony ALLEN 😂

[@geordiegeordie7578]

He is still alive.... The way you have out this sounds more like an obituary for Jimmy's tombstone! Hahaha (laughing on my inhale!)

[@Briansgate]

jimmy, I've seen your specials, but, I do so appreciate that you keep rolling out content during all this mess. I can only imagine what the Big Fat Quiz of 2020 is going to be like. Thanks for the laughs!

[@waitai7066]

rolling out content = remashing old clips and reuploading

[@Jimmy_Jones]

It will be renamed. The big fat mess.

[@Thawhid]

@@waitai7066 😂Ikr

[@kyrie4451]

His hires a content creator to cut the videos for him, and writes off the labour cost on his taxes.

[@Briansgate]

@@kyrie4451 woah, don't talk about taxes.....

[@lov3toplaymusic]

Dear Mr. Carr, thank you for the gift of laughter and sharing your craft with us!!

[@nasekiller]

welsh scrabble: you throw the letters on the board and you get points if they land in a row.

[@whoasked7192]

'Who's coat is that jacket '? is up there with 'Are you finished or are you done' lol

[@whoasked7192]

@@Filthee_casual So does your mum

[@BurtyHaxx]

dunno why i found the scrabble joke so hilarious

[@Valox]

Because its true😂I can spam my keyboard “llsisbsksksksjslsm” and boom that now means car keys

[@thecunningslug]

Cos YOUR prob English and hate the Welsh lol

[@Valox]

Ami Phillips How tf does that mean I hate the welsh😂😂

[@wideawake2462]

@@thecunningslug English love the Welsh just as equally as Welsh love sheep

[@billystokes3917]

@@wideawake2462 It's true we do love our sheep. My favourite sheep is Sally. She dresses up in a pink frilly dress, has curly blonde hair and always has pink lipstick.

[@CentreMetre]

'tintintin' had me laughing so hard

[@jimblack8027]

You can't be that funny without being extremely knowledgeable... Jimmy's comic genius is only possible because he is intently focused on his audience... I am often in awe of his talents and skills... certainly a unique entertainer...

[@Tidybitz]

I hadn't seen this video before ... brilliant as usual, loved it.

[@indycraft7657]

It’s weird hearing him talking to jersey about dodging tax

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Yea that joke hasn't aged very well, has it? :')

[@animalsglobal5305]

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[@aymanf4351]

Why what happened?

[@soisoz13]

He knows that

[@imhigh0013]

News to me; must've meant News Jersey? Waka Waka!

[@debs_boho_jungle]

Love your comedy...nothing off limits...'cause its COMEDY!!! THANK YOU for your unique, raw, funny as f#%* comedy! Laughter is the essential!

[@louiserose2609]

We all need this! Thanks

[@lcjetton]

I can’t keep myself together when he says “Ginger and community”

[@alhawkes6254]

Best thing I ever heard from a Welsh girl was "where were you going when I saw you coming back?

[@scottmcscott4319]

That can’t be real 😂😂

[@alhawkes6254]

@@scottmcscott4319 oh it's very real.

[@wegottagamer]

Nice upload Jimmy, good bit of length ;)

[@curtis1951]

Mr Carr is a genius lunatic. I think if he wasn't in comedy, he'd probably need to be institutionalized. 😂

[@triation]

if he wasn't in comedy, his face ould probably look a lot different, after being hit down the pub a few times :p

[@sf5823]

10:08 😂😂😂 now you're qualified to say... got to do Jimmy Carr laugh ant ya!

[@StarHorseLover2012]

This compilation is brilliant ,

[@jeyeking4898]

"have you slimed yet?" That HAS to be made up 😂🤣

[@JohnJackson-mn4ts]

Would have been interesting to hear is take on a Nottinghamshire accent. We’re a diluted Yorkshire accent till you get down into Nottingham itself where in transforms into a strange Bangladeshi Jamaican hybrid.

[@jamesbarros950]

I have a friend from Nottingham and I’ll admit his voice threw me for a loop.

[@W-xx-Dy]

Nottingham born and bread myself. I'd of loved to have seen it

[@johnathanjackson2195]

Never heard it before

[@angeladawn805]

John Jackson, as a 6 year old, we moved from inner-city Nottingham, to Devon, and got bullied at our new school for having "toffee-nosed" accents. Like WTF??

[@robert_7775]

Sailing arround and,,buying ".....HE was wery carefull right there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fionam3554]

Gee, something else Americans and the UK have in common - making fun of people from Jersey....

[@rydscheer9014]

If a girl said to me have you slimed yet, that'd be sex over, I'd be laughing too much to "slime" lol.

[@TWile-vk8ju]

LOL....yes

[@rodmac8358]

@18:57 I wonder how Jimmy knew that back in 2011...

[@kamrankhan-lj1ng]

That is called foresight.

[@TheJamiebaby15]

I could watch this forever

[@mylovesongs2429]

i tell ya! He should team up with Ricky Gervais to tear the world a new ass by touring together! The amount of people that would be offended would be biblical!

[@scottmcscott4319]

Fr tho that’s all you’d see on every news channel for a month 😂

[@granthurlburt4062]

I think he's immensely funnier than Gervais. Gervais is pretty detailed in his assaults on the Bible etc., which is fine with me, but his cringe humour can be almost painful wo. any humour. I can thank Gervais for Creating the Office. The only case I can think of, however, when I vastly preferred the US version to the orginal UK version. In every other case I can think of, the US versions of UK originals are dreadful.

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

I've watched the accents bit a couple times now... Still hilarious, and I'm not even from the UK

[@richiejohnson]

"Who's going to sleep on the wet spot?" Jimmy holds the attention of everyone in that cavernous theater. You can tell that they are hanging on every word.

[@ummkulsoom7984]

The ad started right there and I lost focus...

[@TheSleepingonit]

@@ummkulsoom7984 ad free is worth the cost

[@jackfairclough]

18:50 - That aged well Jimmy hahaha

[@dr.brainy2005]

His laugh is golden

[@Flypidge]

Tin tin tin had me in stitches lol

[@Strike86]

The Manchester bit is so perfect

[@paulatreanor5566]

To see him live is hilarious 😆

[@54mgtf22]

I laughed so hard tears blocked my vision.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickball2493]

The aussie saying have slimed yet 🤣 😆 really has me .

[@bigboss-tl2xr]

"Well don't be a lunt about it"😆😅😂🤣😭

[@arielali320]

I love the humor 😂

[@neilgriffiths6427]

Insult everybody = equality!!!

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Yorkshire accent be like: *cues wedding music* 'Tin'tint'tin 'Tin'tint'tin

[@donniecatalano]

That's a very tinny sound!

[@jacquihirst9399]

Omg he's brilliant.

[@goaway2803]

I just want say, that I have never heard the term Slimed before, but it's so gross someone probably has said it here. Thank you again and take care of yourself, Mate

[@alanlawrence2954]

I've always thought that great comics could switch to the stage or movie set easily and become an actor... Not so the other way around... Most actors are lost without a script and live in a rarefied bubble. Jimmy loves to ad-lib and bounce off his audience... It's a pleasure to watch.

[@Michael-yv6mp]

This guy has a direct line to my funny bone

[@AndorRadnai]

1:25 onward caused me to lose a mouthful of iced tea and writhe on the floor…

[@TheClairemyst]

I am Jamaica!! I buss out such a laff. He has a point

[@robertsavage8564]

Incredible talent

[@karmamrak6222]

The guide should just be “don’t....” lol

[@josef596]

“I can’t believe it’s not heroin” 😂

[@helenmoss2055]

A gallah is a bird, a kind of pink parrot, very noisy 🤣

[@jrbird1983]

I always thought Jimmy Carr looked like The Creepy Ventriloquist Puppet from "GOOSEBUMPS".

[@infamousskater05]

HIS NAME IS SLAPPY PUT SOME RESPECK ON HIS NAME!!!

[@caneface87]

Joey Diaz yelling out at 18:52, Jersey! Haha

[@13141beizi]

Great video Sir.

[@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty]

Jamaican “bombaclot” HAHA !!! I snotted on myself !

[@kingcaliph5135]

18:57 that aged well

[@Seldomane]

Glad there's a comedian besides Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle that can make jokes about anything or anyone despite the haters who have a voice thanks to the internet.

[@veteran-gamer]

this didn't age well........

[@alexhoule9466]

You haven’t heard of Danny Boyle then

[@alalbiston694]

Gicky Rervais

[@errolandrade4235]

Jimmy , you are brilliantly funny but I reckon you know that 😂😂😂😂

[@andrewpickering5180]

Pure genius 👏

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

He really is sharp as nails. Loved the Jamaica bit. He got the Geordie accent spot on too

[@Dominik_G]

1:40 I didn't know Jimmy did the Terraria zombie sound xD

[@SoAboutThat]

I genuinely do not understand how Jimmy's channel has less than a million subscribers when I see some of the trash that breaks the ceiling. I feel like we're letting him down, and yes, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

[@everettsykes1774]

YT does manipulate numbers,shadow bans. Never believe the miscreants at Google/YT.

[@aaroncousins4750]

KZbin most likely doesnt promote his channel because of his dark humour

[@jesserivera6611]

@@aaroncousins4750 he’s not even that dark in his humor. I’ve been watching a few videos and I don’t see anything that’s outrageously dark. Other comedians I’ve listened to say far worse things

[@NassosConqueso]

Looking forward to seeing you in Athens, doing a Greek accent XD

[@NassosConqueso]

Elle Morgan I do have a few English-speaking-with-a-Greek-accent videos on my channel 😁

[@cromac3319]

Lmao 😂 love Jimmy Carr 💚

[@gazmonkey2812]

I'm from Manchester. He's bang on

[@OldNew45]

"You can't buy a gate at a riot." What a frigging riot!

[@nicolecawley6830]

I don’t get it, can you explain it?

[@bettyourcampervan]

Fab video sir 🎩

[@brainwaiver1]

Quick wit and phony self deprecation after annihilating the unsuspecting. Funny stuff.

[@brendag6148]

I'm Dutch and I'm really impressed by his harsh G sound

[@alessandroantolini2679]

14:57 jokes on u, in Manchester we call them ginnels

[@leonsmith5720]

He’s a funny geezer. I’m crying here mate but good comedian😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zuhairhussain5859]

I want clips from the dubai gig!

[@jasonsteve3865]

His laugh will be forever remembered

[@4311446]

Enjoyed it very much and laughter may be at lower volume.

[@zapkvr]

Oh FFS turn down the effing volume.

[@billystokes3917]

At least they aren't saying anything or laughing in between jokes.

[@dougscott170]

Why did his voice go deeper when doing an impression of an Australian woman?

[@lemonglataitor2123]

@NoseyParker ?

[@user-kc3bo9px7u]

NoseyParker tf does that mean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lengstrom]

Pray you never find out

[@cocoanerd17.-.]

Accurate depiction of an Aussie female

[@jackmehoffe9372]

To get it right

[@knowingknowledge4288]

Love you dear sir

[@weekocrap]

Best comedian in the world in my opinion

[@uttaradit2]

him and the pub landlord

[@tordoff80]

jimmycarr got me lol Jamaica

[@blueberrydiw8340]

Lol that laugh

[@timemechanicone]

Legend

[@shokdj1]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact Jimmy Carr sounds like Jamaica in a Jamaican accent

[@Anti-squeak]

?

[@popejbryant]

Random question...Did Jimmy play slappy on the Goosebump movies?

[@storiesincolour5205]

4:59 helluva move :)

[@bailivez458]

4:38 rough crowd 😂

[@filmfelineadmin]

Yeah, they're not lookers

[@OnizukaAllMighty]

This man is the most important British comedian ever,save his bones in archives for safe keeping after he passes

[@1jackroo]

Very light hearted 😄

[@billystokes3917]

That's...the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

[@itookallthenames]

Repurpose him as a ventriloquist doll

[@micdeangelo8803]

Whose coat is that jacket? Who shoes are those trainers?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach hurts....

[@chrisj2268]

Jimmy, you are hilarious :)

[@MusashiSamurai]

Razy Lacism! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammedmamo2703]

This Guy is clever !

[@user-or3ud8xh1l]

Слава Богу есть субтитры, иначе я бы не понял половины. Джимми великолепен!

[@doggo8937]

I agree

[@whoasked7192]

@@doggo8937 Such a wise statement

[@jayadams681]

Is this Welsh????

[@whoasked7192]

@@jayadams681 Russian it says 'Thank God there are subtitles, otherwise I would not 'have understood half. Jimmy is great!

[@jonathancornish3443]

@@whoasked7192 he knew it was Russian

[@Fortheemperor382]

Why is it when I watch him I end up laughing like him?

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov the jokes

[@jamesheath7601]

4:56 😂

[@HoneyBee714]

If this was in America by another American, it would be so “victimized” my members in the audience. However, I find Jimmy Carr to be absolutely hilarious.

[@martinpinkerton1615]

Agree with you he top

[@HydroInvalid]

this guys too funny

[@somegirl558]

I don't know if that's your flag even anymore.. Maybe add a camel and an eagle.. 🤣🤘🏻