Jimmy Gets a Private Lesson from Professor Matthew McConaughey at UT Austin

[@evancortez2]

okay class, bring out your pencils and paper - all write, all write, all write

[@afrosymphony8207]

ahahahahah that was good

[@caffeinatednation8885]

(slow clap)

[@wrecko1303]

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[@robertramjam913]

Perfection.

[@smcewen7]

File it..

[@wrecko1303]

He's the kind of professor I would be crushing on my whole academic year.

[@daneray9594]

Like Indiana Jones?

[@HUSTLER1346]

Pharell 5 you’re gay bro

[@Psyk0pepper]

Makes you question your orintation.

[@HUSTLER1346]

Then you’re lesbian bro

[@taytaytaylorj]

Other states: no way you could ever do a show revolving around one state. Texas: Hold my Lone Star.

[@epidemicfire07]

Lol right

[@djstarsign]

That’s because Texas is a cult!

[@skyrockhou6325]

We’re a cult for sure haha drink the cool aid join us

[@taytaytaylorj]

D Escalade if by “cult” you mean the most welcoming, kind, proud society you’ll ever come across, then yes. 😜

[@nopo8011]

@@taytaytaylorj Thats why you voted for Trump

[@JJJameson.]

I 100% believe he actually teaches dressed like this

[@dannybestever1001]

J.J Jameson he doesn’t really give classes/: it’s like a video class. He’s there only at the end of the semester for a group pic

[@OmegaSniper57]

Daniela Alexandra Borrego That was the past couple years. He now teaches in person which is what all the fuss is about

[@imagineaworldlikethat4081]

he does

[@kalinkalaovia7527]

@@dannybestever1001 that was before when he was just a guest lecturer, he's now an actual professor and member of the communication faculty at the university of texas.

[@liamn.7664]

oh yeah without a doubt 🔥🔥

[@Skeeter62889]

Texas pride is a real thing. Its just so contagious.

[@ravenclawstudent6012]

Its really not though lol. Such a crock of shit in a pool of piss.

[@chadwickwright2833]

No it's not. I live in Austin. This UT pride shit is tragic. The team sucks...............never gonna change. Cheers!

[@KlyzmTheFirst]

tell me about cstat though 😂

[@ravenclawstudent6012]

@Dorota S. no i love Texas lol. Its just the stereotypes of it. Its no wonder land like everyone rants about, everyone thinks their city or country is the best. Bleeh

[@tiffanylane184]

@@chadwickwright2833 Texas pride, not UT pride

[@the_dead_poet7829]

McConaughey can get Oscar for everything he works on... Including this

[@DJB1017]

the_dead_poet If he gets one for driving shirtless in a Lincoln reciting half assed poetry my suspicions about the Oscars will be confirmed.

[@DJB1017]

I've long held the belief that Jack Nicholson could fart God bless America and win best actor and best original score.

[@connorfleniken3447]

Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville I cant imagine why

[@LateNightwithJosh]

Well, this is a tv show and not a movie. Could he win an Emmy? Conceivably. A golden globe? Technically. But an Oscar? Not unless he films a movie portraying himself about this segment

[@blakemama]

@@LateNightwithJosh Just a small technicality there.

[@krumplethemal8831]

Jimmy is a great actor, his fake laugh is the best in the business.

[@aidangriffiths5075]

McConaugheys was better ha

[@getoffmykoolaid5615]

"Can we have class outside?" Barney Stinson

[@lucasgabriel29]

I was going to say but you beat me to it

[@getoffmykoolaid5615]

@@lucasgabriel29 That's all I could hear when he said that haha.

[@MurphyMosby]

@@getoffmykoolaid5615 Please marry me

[@samanthacardoza8095]

@@MurphyMosby sorry he's taken lol 😂😊

[@MurphyMosby]

@@samanthacardoza8095 Lucky you

[@mariazamarripa8274]

I grew up in Austin, Texas I have fond memories, I wanted to go to the University of Texas, circumstance played a big part. I am so glad Professor McConaughey teaches there good for him.

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Whoever are his actual students they must be learning amazing material. He has years of actual experience in the field, after all.

[@blockobutter]

Literally when he was simply scrambling around picking up Jimmy's stuff and telling him to get out, it reminded me of when he was scrambling around the space ship in Interstellar. Such a small thing but I noticed it. Yes, for real, he has been in the field.

[@connorfleniken3447]

It was honestly really cool hearing the entire student body sing along, regardless of how good or bad the sketch was.

[@DJB1017]

Connor Fleniken I dunno, it was kinda disheartening to hear people sing along to "I've been working on the railroad" with different lyrics and be proud of the laziness necessary to make that a thing their state is known for.

[@ChristopherSibert]

Are you saying the sketch sucked but the students sang? I can't argue, those are the facts.

[@connorfleniken3447]

Christopher Sibert That’s exactly what I’m saying.

[@ianheyman2682]

@@DJB1017 Read up on the history of the tune. Was written by a Longhorn band member in 1904 to poke fun at the University president; the president liked it and died shortly after the debut, so they sang it at his funeral and the tradition was born.

[@AlanMartinez-bj7kw]

God bless Texas, you guys know we’re the proudest people being born

[@pizzadohpaz]

Did...did you just say "you guys" and claim to be Texan? Smh my man

[@Doyouevenart69]

@@pizzadohpaz I reckon that is sacrilege...I will not stand for this blasphemy

[@pizzadohpaz]

@@Doyouevenart69 amen brother

[@steelfil672]

Are we pretending that Matthew wasn't hit by that giant drum because they couldn't stop it soon enough at 2:56

[@NewMessage]

He keeps getting older, but the bad students are always the same age.

[@robertramjam913]

They almost ran his ass over with the bass drum.

[@pahqz646]

Imagine just coming in from summer break and Matthew is just sitting with a hat on backwards and a notepad

[@scoutmattox1055]

The audience’s singing is seriously so beautiful

[@josephscaduto9971]

The true amazement of this vid is the students not taking their phones out while singing. Truly enjoying the moment

[@hunterbarr277]

Joseph Scaduto ok boomer

[@AmahusuBenteng]

Okay class, got you some homework. Write a whole movie script... by tomorrow - All night, all night, all night

[@Keep_Feeding_Me]

Born and raised in Texas and hearing that many people singing our song is just goosebump inducing. Love it.

[@Elvenmaster223]

At 2:56 the drum guys bump into Matthew McConaughey. Rip

[@R7Romeo]

Looks like it was the momentum of the weight.

[@hodd_55odd3]

I’m sure it’s alright alright alright with him

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

😂😂😂. My condolences.

[@palomajune1863]

In all fairness it is one of the largest drums in the world (weighs 500 lbs)

[@Birdbike719]

@Henri Never mind The are called Drum Wranglers

[@drewcrosby]

That was the most random thing I’ve ever seen

[@Nayops23]

Today in my university we were talking Matthew in that car commercial he did and we just discussed in class on how he made a car look cool😎

[@KhoiBoa]

That Lincoln commercial was lame as hell.

[@debasish6372]

"Here we go" -Matthew McCaughey

[@freelikeyve]

0:06 he even has the old teacher body language 😂

[@rubulislam705]

I heard that Matthew is a professior in real. Is that true? Then He must be a great professior. I would love to attend his classes

[@katiev9494]

Rubul islam yes. My dad does finance for many departments at UT, including Matthews.

[@mangosocks7710]

Yeah I’m a freshman and it’s only open to juniors and seniors or something And the waitlist extremely long :’|

[@joclourey5118]

@@katiev9494 has he met him? Dear god that's amazing

[@Ray-hh5rz]

@@mangosocks7710 i can see why😂

[@Azhar_shaikh1]

Alright alright alright, what's todaaay's lecture about'

[@SM-rn8sq]

He's the main reason I would think on going to University of Texas at Austin (UT) instead of Texas A&M University (TAMU) just the whole atmosphere he brings to the school and all is awesome.😫

[@Justin-ev8nn]

I heard it’s really difficult to get his class though. You have to apply apparently

[@Birdbike719]

Theyre actually both excellent universities depending on your desired degree plan, but burnt orange is much nicer color than maroon.

[@Doyouevenart69]

@@Birdbike719 nah A&M sucks! Hook Em’

[@unknowndefault]

I legitimately shed a tear. Hook 'em forever.

[@Birdbike719]

All the live long day!

[@Doyouevenart69]

I’m born and raised here, lived here for 29 years and I can tell you with that being kind of a rare thing these days, this video absolutely made me proud and shed a tear

[@yavi_n]

How does Matthew always stay in character?😂😂😂

[@cynthiac.7927]

Never prouder to be a TEXAN! Then right now!!

[@gustywinds4871]

Hook em horns!!!

[@HassanKhan-fw8il]

Texas be the coolest state ever!!!

[@aharmon8577]

0:55 I have never NOT laughed so hard in my life

[@carlaab5897]

I love Jimmy’s big pencil😂

[@desireecantu5130]

I had to show my boyfriend 3 different press releases that McConaughey is a professor because he didn’t believe this was more than a skit 😂

[@carolyn2083]

Proud to be from Texas!!!

[@RaysAstrophotography]

Awesome stuff Jimmy and Matthew McConaughey ! I am fan of you both and now I can see you both together! Also, I am a fellow Texan!

[@CJayin]

It’s impossible to take that class it literally fills up instantly

[@cassylk22]

Now i want McConaughey to be my professor ❤

[@Iloveflower2024]

Dang...Jimmy just put a traveling hotel on his desk. 🤣

[@Sonuverse]

Alright, Alright, Alright!

[@danielcoronado5693]

Go longhorns !!!! Love UT even tho I don’t go there in my own state lol

[@JamieHwang]

It feels weird to see this because I go to that building all the time!!!! Yes that’s 5th floor in Belo.

[@luisfelipeabreu1030]

It would've been funnier if he had said: "Alright, alright, alright, the class today is called Script to Screen."

[@freelikeyve]

“I think everyone here would love it” lmfaoo

[@jaclenelee7326]

I want him to be my teacher! I would never miss class

[@jmelendrez2292]

This is why no one should do remote type videos but Conan

[@churchkyloren1703]

Happy B-day Matthew McConaogahey. U were awesome on Tropic Thunder, love that movie. May the Peace be with u. November 4, 1969 November 4, 2019 through November 4, 3019

[@comediccenter7233]

I hope Matthew McConaughey becomes Two-face for Matt Reeves Batman trilogy

[@OfficialJamesGardner]

I think its confirmed

[@comediccenter7233]

@@OfficialJamesGardner not quite

[@freelikeyve]

Imagine Matt McConaughey grading your paper. 🤤 Matthew: u get an F Me: f for fuck

[@Muppetleigh]

Jimmy you bang that drum hard love you Jimmy

[@avaklingelhefer8892]

Omg I want to go to UT itd be so cool to have Matthew McConaughey to be ur teacher

[@roemarsala1817]

easily the most important thing Jimmy will ever learn

[@zackerybarnett1890]

Y’all see Matthew get bumped by the drum 😂

[@kevindepew8193]

He hit the drum with the Guitar!

[@teacherthereza242]

How amazing It is to know that Mathew and me are co-workers.

[@josewui414]

when your dorm is literally right next to moody lmao

[@rarj2]

Best Tonight Show in years

[@androssteague]

How would anyone get any work done attending his class?

[@danielbutcher5836]

I've been workin on the Raaaaaaailroad

[@dakoolkidz234]

First of all...when the fuck did this happen? I was just on campus lmao 😂

[@annakorenbrandt1067]

Being from Austin..I’m cracking up lol

[@ktthomas1115]

AWESOME!

[@Maxmarts]

Well, someone had FUN hitting that giant drum!

[@pizzadohpaz]

Her name is Big Bertha :) 🤘🏻

[@RobinDrennenBrown]

Jimmy and The Tonight Show In Texas was really excellent Show excellent work excellent Music Excllent Performance Excllent job loved the entire Show Live On My TV

[@a.k.4085]

Jimmy is me during Training class at work, hahahahahaha.

[@mckay7478]

Good ol’ shit-holioe Texas 😂🤣

[@Jennorth94]

I would like a private lesson from that professor

[@sandeedoss]

I never knew they used a giant q-tip to hit those drums.

[@aJ-od9vv]

"wrong hat" lmao 😂

[@imagenesypalabras1]

I hope Disney recognizes Mathew really deserves a nomination because this 😅

[@spooky_lights]

Dude that’s a $6000 dollar Guitar. Straight outta Austin.

[@MrNoze007]

I wish I could take a class with Matthew

[@augustb7535]

I wouldn’t mind just listening to Matthew teach the class rather than the skit

[@kendrickpreston456]

Bet he’s thinking now why the crap did I do this song lol

[@mcutheoriesnews9374]

No better place than Texas ✌️

[@MattGarcyaDC]

I gotta see his first lecture at the university

[@josephrcchhangte141]

Reminds me of The Room

[@JDR501]

0:49 The Gummy Worms...HAHAHAHAHA!

[@brettluben1087]

Now Jimmy just has to run with ralphie the buffalo at Folsom field...good luck chicken legs!

[@Birdbike719]

Ha! Now that would be funny!

[@Fifenfurter]

Jimmy Fallon's so funny!! He never should have taken the hosting job. Hes too bright a star.

[@reuelvanand7]

Damn!! Never been this early!

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

Congrats!

[@kyleholland6983]

Til Gabriel blows his horn. I graduated in '93 and am a lifetime member of the Texas Exes.

[@Kari-qs6ms]

This is the best show this year. My fav. Guest. M.M you are still the sexiest man alive!

[@Michelle_B.]

The sad thing is I know people like jimmy that do those things irl in college .

[@zaldivar1ful]

I love this guy

[@rugmgg]

Jimmy Fallon awesome

[@1rickopotamus]

So fucking cool that he's a professor now too

[@N332]

Okay but that class sounds interesting lol

[@K9-Shepherd]

"The Eye of Texas" Howdy! he looks so Amazing. The Sketch is so funny. But the best Part is the Song with Jimmy

[@DJB1017]

K9 Shepherd Yeah, that was the funniest part. Reminded me that Texans are so lazy that they'd rather make up new lyrics to "I've been working on the railroad" than actually make a song. Texans are lucky that Florida hasn't fallen into the Ocean yet, no one remembers second place even when it's second most embarrassing.

[@ChristopherSibert]

Sketch made my dick shrivel and fall off. But since I'm a psycho, that is funny to me. So I agree with you.

[@pizzadohpaz]

@@DJB1017 well just bless your heart, ya yank

[@nellyb1594]

Jimmy added 0% of the comedy to that scene...I mean wow. A fucking oversized pencil?? Fucking good one, dude!!

[@toddclark332]

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy hey buddy

[@_roseanevieira]

Eles realmente levam a sério, são ótimos atores 💓

[@tomakissy]

Did anyone noticed this: -Jimmy enters the room with an orange hat. Matthew wears a black hat and an orange t-shirt and says "wrong hat". So Jimmy leaves and comes back with a black hat as the one Matthew is using, and Matthew approves. The magic trick is that when Jimmy starts unpacking, he's wearing the orange hat again. This was done a few years ago when Zack Galifianakis hosted the SNL: in beetween sketches, they shave his beard off, then he presents a band, and closes the show with the beard glued back again. 😂

[@nicollyrox]

I swear on my life the first day of my university class I ate a lunchable crackers and cheese pack and it was hilarious for no reason

[@lisawebb6083]

ATX in the building...💜🤠🤘

[@angellababy9644]

hook 'em horns babyyyy

[@lolam4209]

I was waiting for him to say alright

[@Hek692]

GIG’EM AGGIES 👍🏻

[@luzheladiaramirez9449]

I Love you Jimmy