Jimmy Kimmel Replies to Fans on the Internet | Actually Me | GQ

On this episode of "Actually Me," Jimmy Kimmel goes undercover on the Internet and responds to real comments from Twitter, Reddit, Quora, Wikipedia, KZbin, Facebook, IMDB, and more. Why are Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon enemies? Is he scared of the ocean? How much of Jimmy Kimmel's beard is eyebrow pencil?
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[@tsubasa3532]

Is it just me or that clicking sound really satisfying

[@ruelvillasan4814]

Tsubasa yeah me too

[@AppleberrySmith]

Yeah it is

[@jutco]

that’s why gamers get clicky keyboards

[@piarpeggio]

itachi1958 All these years when my clan-mates got their mechanical keyboards I did not think about getting one, but now reading your comment suddenly I want one too.

[@jutco]

Tiger I i appreciate it. hope you can get one. i have yet to buy one lol.

[@doretagollo85]

Jimmy Kimmel: Talking about half of his family 200 years ago Me: Doesn't know my great-grandparents names

[@NowhereNoOne]

Luxada 85 yeah me too, I don't even know the name of one of my grandmothers..

[@espandrews]

same here... when I hear people with such a long ancestry, it makes me think mine were maybe thieves or something not worth to know.

[@shriek_howl21]

@@espandrews mine were mafias

[@mariamunoz6005]

I know mine. My grandma had very good memory and she would always talk about her mother,grandmother etc. I always liked hearing all the stories.

[@thefalloutphoenix]

@@shriek_howl21 mine were many things a famous British navy captain nobles/royalty and im even connected to celebs like Elvis and Willy Nelson...not that they know we are family lol

[@Elonfuckingmusk]

Do this with Jimmy Fallon and the whole internet will confront him for his fake laugh.

[@nyari96]

i approve that

[@barbiechanel9389]

Tai Lopez leave the guy alone oml

[@maddii34u]

Is it that serious????

[@mostrandomnerd]

No they won't because they only chose questions that aren't controversial or might upset the guest. They wouldn't have the balls to ask this question.

[@captlanc]

He would probably slap the desk, clap his hands, and fake laugh through every single question while doing this.

[@Saud-lv9ky]

He’s actually seems like a really down to earth person

[@redblazer29]

That's what he wants you think

[@augustuscaesar8287]

@@redblazer29 Yeah. The man's a sad clown.

[@flozirkus7618]

@@augustuscaesar8287 Oh, you know him? How often have you met?

[@teresachapman205]

He seems like the sad clown he is

[@YourLocalUkrainianGerman]

​@@flozirkus7618The guy you're replying to is insecure with himself, thus having to let it out on someone like Kimmel.

[@laurenhalsted9429]

Is it just me or is it really satisfying to hear the clicking of the keyboard and see the writing go by really fast?

[@touyakaga5078]

Yes baby

[@derek2678]

Imagine walking into jimmy Kimmels office and hes playing the clarinet by himself

[@maruftim]

sounds normal

[@testimonyabiola5780]

I couldnt tell when he was joking and when he was serious

[@gurp0533]

The moment I clicked on this vid I knew atleast one of the questions would be about Matt Damon. And I was right . It was the first question

[@shriek_howl21]

Sony is best

[@floraeaster]

Person: eww Jimmy Jimmy: *[through tears] lmao wild*

[@SarahKwak21]

Jimothy, lol

[@alvallac2171]

Jim Jimothy Jim Jimothy Jim Jim Jer-oo! I does what I likes And I likes what I do

[@yaroslavromanyuk5669]

This never gets old xD

[@cindirelli24]

I miss the office! Michael Scott please come back lol

[@natewazinski3585]

Sarah Kwak the OFFICE

[@hello3.14dodododododododod5]

Sarah Kwak It's James right?

[@chrisreksu9317]

Jimmy Kimmel when he saw the rat: *”Oh Shoot! It’s a rat!”*

[@davvi95]

It's cool to think that I'm the only person watching this.

[@fouz4092]

Davi de Araújo nope you’re not only one

[@chrome7695]

@@fouz4092 well he meant at that time clearly lol since you were watching it a few days or a day later

[@shriek_howl21]

@@chrome7695 no not that , actually Jimmy said at last.

[@chrome7695]

Gajendra Singh huh?

[@curiousmind_]

Keep telling yourself that

[@ashwinnair4816]

Matt Damon VS Jimmy Kimmel is the best fake beef of all time

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Ashwin Nair ikr

[@TheSmilodon85]

Na think Matt made him mad at one point now it's a inside joke...

[@mathewoconnor1319]

Nah, they made it up. They actually respect each other

[@AJag-bb6xu]

"fake"?

[@shiro-2486]

Ashwin Nair what do you mean by "fake"?

[@TheMovieMyLife]

'Jimmy Kimmel, how would you react if Matt Damon really downsized?' Jimmy: I'd have the house sprayed. 😄

[@giaa2884]

He answered so quickly. 😁

[@CaramelSauce24]

Jimmy is so witty

[@heyyou3609]

I don't get it

[@doyinsage]

hey you Like pesticide or fumigation, orrrr maybe a drive-by.

[@coolnamevideos3713]

Can you sub to me, I need to win a bet with my brother

[@galaxydreaming]

Would someone please have a baby boy and called him Jimothy?? 😂

[@kdogg687p5]

The fact that Jimmy Kimmel is now 52 years old is amazing

[@theguyswag4946]

"We're not rivals. We're enemies" Jimmy on Matt Damon Best one yet

[@thomasnorton1497]

Hahaha I tweeted out "ugh why is Jimmy Kimmel hosting the Oscars this year" I didn't mean for it to sound bad lol I just wanted it to be Ellen again

[@OK-yv1uu]

Thomas Norton 😂😂😂😂😂

[@taserface5519]

Hahaha really? Lmaoo

[@WILLKINGG]

Thomas Norton way to go t-dog norton

[@barbiechanel9389]

Thomas Norton Ellen is ehh

[@notpebbles310]

Conan!!!

[@omarshoqar2558]

He shocked me when he said "there's some middle eastern thing about me" .

[@xrayonthemove]

He only meant his love for hummus

[@miralabualjadail4206]

No he has middle Eastern ancestry.

[@AdemolaVictorTv]

1:16 the Rats Disliked this video 😂😂

[@syedmasroorhussain]

probably matt damon

[@baburao87]

Masroor Hussain Ironically, he was a "rat" in departed.

[@landonguerrero6265]

And he talks about wanting gun control.....

[@poppyyy4607]

AdemolaVictorTv he must of had ALoT of rats

[@x3Phuksta]

AdemolaVictorTv o

[@gracieambrosio4967]

Pls do it with Conan Obrien

[@VlVACHRlSTUSREX]

Conebone69

[@newbyrobert49]

Gracieli Ambrósio, he won't. Why? For Conan likes to be the blitch .

[@ireneadler4925]

chipWhitley

[@unitedjt345]

OMG YESS PLEASE

[@the_real_brucewayne4240]

Conan is hilarious

[@JK-gh7qz]

“undercover” uses real name.

[@jonaswinningham2585]

There are a lot of faks out there

[@JSilv3r]

fak you

[@anonumosGirl]

without a tick ;)

[@3wGaming]

Reverse psychology!

[@rosabosmenier9024]

J K

[@user-sn3pr3wy5k]

Jimmy: I am Italian Also Jimmy: Doesn’t now how Italian flag looks like

[@ladystardust3004]

These videos are so smooth and satisfying

[@seraphsmile]

Conan O'brien please

[@quill404]

I love Conan!

[@daiharr]

Oh, Jimothy is such a funny guy.

[@RR-ir6ss]

Naihonn People should start calling him Jimothy. That'd be hilarious.

[@iluvmochipoland]

Jimothy Kimmelthy

[@newbyrobert49]

Naihonn, yup he is very funny . But only ifbyou drink the fluoridated ,lead city water. Where your IQ drops below Forrest gumps

[@atheris1641]

Jimothy Halpert

[@sierrah2448]

I think it's short for james

[@MrCageCat]

1:13 "Has narcolepsy but keeps it under control with medication" Interesting. I didn't know that 🤔

[@MinhPDX]

The love the proper usage of grammar for all the posts. We need to see more of this in social media in general!

[@majedalhakawati7]

"Jimothy" 😂😂

[@baleydee]

I feel bad for the intern who has to type out all the answers when they ramble on for a long time lol.

[@MegaCadette55]

lmao

[@cathieludemann5879]

No big deal. You just speak and the computer types for you. Do it all the time. Eezy peezy.

[@baleydee]

Cathie Ludemann I doubt that's what they did lol it's easier for them to have an intern do it than make a celeb go through the trouble of speaking slowly enough for the computer to understand.

[@brej1521]

Jimmy Kimmel is my absolute favorite late night talk show host!! He aging very well--so handsome.

[@walterwhite8395]

What about Conan?

[@cheezyfreezy3670]

Bre' J Agree but what about James Corden?😱

[@brej1521]

@@cheezyfreezy3670 I'm sure he's handsome to loads of people, but he's not my personal cup of tea.

[@brej1521]

@@walterwhite8395 Conan is funny for sure. Not so much on the handsome side, imo.

[@cheezyfreezy3670]

@@brej1521 Even though I consider James handsome, it's not what defines him. He's so hilarious but I like Jimmy as well.

[@paridasnapesnapesnape5584]

JIMOTHY 😂😂 bless the office 💙

[@ladyyrose]

When you go on Wikipedia and the changes aren’t there ... 😐

[@iankiil]

Pending for approval maybe...

[@b3z3jm3nny]

Probably immediately removed because they were uncited.

[@lilaclizard4504]

can't find anything in the edit history to match either, there is a comment someone put about "tbh he's funnier than Jimmy Falcon" or something, so looks like it's possible to add stuff, but none of this stuff is there other than 4 children

[@ValerieVfc]

Yup. If you check his edit in the video, around 5:17, you can see he is not using any citations or the right characters. Denied. Anyone could easily do it for him though.

[@danielleshapira4003]

"Kimmel was born in Brooklyn, New York, and grew up in the neighborhood of Mill Basin[2] as the eldest of three children of Joan (née Iacono), a homemaker, and James John Kimmel, who worked at American Express and was an IBM executive.[4][5][6]"...looks like they added his dad working at American Express bit!

[@dantecrailman8861]

I knew it!!! Matt and Jimmy are real life enemies!!!

[@tomfurgas2844]

No, it's a bit.

[@newbyrobert49]

Dante Crailman yup they are enemies . They fight over who will bend over for the other . Oh also they fight over to use lube or not .

[@tomfurgas2844]

But why all the animosity? What could they possibly have done? Did Jimmy Kimmel diss one of Damon's movies or something?

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Are you guys joking? Please tell me you're joking. Of course it's a bit. Please God be joking; it's too depressing if you're not

[@tomfurgas2844]

It can't not be a bit. Consider the "couples therapy" video. And especially the segment where Damon shows up while Jimmy is videotaping his wife having a baby, and Damon wants the baby to decide if it wants someone who didn't win an Emmy as opposed to an Oscar winner. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous and hilarious. Especially when they both go on Maury Povich (played by Martin Short!) and it turns out neither of them is the baby daddy. So, yes, rest assured...it's a bit.

[@HarleyAMV]

"I guess so, yeah." - Professional Comedian. 7:09

[@xmanarchie1044]

Do “ActuallyMe” with The Rock, that would be amazing!

[@ovidiumoldovanu1588]

Please do the next Actually Me with Stephen Colbert.

[@leeknowknowsme]

Ovidiu Moldovanu why?

[@ovidiumoldovanu1588]

Meriem El Because he is the highest rated Late Night talk show and he has a much bigger fan base than Kimmel or Fallon.

[@dfg1999]

He's good

[@imbigpig]

Conan O'Brien is the best talk show host. Thank me later if u havent seen his stuff

[@ovidiumoldovanu1588]

Big Fish Theory I've seen Conan's stuff and even though it's pretty funny, I don't really enjoy someone screaming jokes at me

[@jghothot]

I loved this. Great video.

[@ali94hn]

The DISAPPOINTMENT in my man's face when he said "Yeah... Jimothy" I felt that😅

[@nilasciretta6237]

More please!

[@Xkingluis23]

Jimmy is effortlessly funny 😂

[@TheMovieMyLife]

Jimmy Kimmel, my favourite American talk show host. 😍 Second only to Graham Norton, my overall favourite. :)

[@claireunderwood6447]

Sounds right and reasonable.

[@redpanda2861]

You have excellent taste

[@goncaloabreu7428]

isnt Graham British? excellent taste though

[@ilhan691]

TheMovieMyLife i knew their was a reason i liked jimmy. Its because hes like graham. Likeable genuinely interested and fun

[@awesomeocelot5379]

What? No...

[@per32218]

I love this interview concept

[@jose-ue6vt]

This is actually great!!!

[@fatimamarquez8106]

i’m actually in love with him

[@mewsao]

Me too

[@maddii34u]

It's the beard. 😍😍

[@Ryan-yr6hs]

fatimathagoat you don’t even know him

[@kezbancomak3453]

"Why is jimmy kimmel hosting the oscars again?" LMAO

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Best man.

[@trocknorway3990]

I know

[@user-sp4iw8dn3l]

nobody survives even one bit Ur dp hhh

[@890lkp9]

she is woman

[@ValerieVfc]

Well done! The editing is quite fast, but I like it. Good job on the graphics GC.

[@happyeverafter7875]

I like him a lot. :) Thanks GQ for posting this!

[@andydeng8218]

Dare you to go into the ocean and wait for a tidal wave to hit you...

[@marksilla8276]

This is the funniest undercover ever. The Jimothy? Freaking hilarious.

[@unitedrecycling7102]

First time in LA went to your show I Absolutely love it now I’m addicted to the show love you Jimmy Kimmel

[@maddieanderson8415]

The voice cracks are everything 😂

[@brandonfletcher2842]

I’ve heard that line so many times “ hi I’m jimmy kimmel”

[@catherineleary9462]

"I'm no Luke Skywalker" 😂 I love Jimmy 😍

[@Jpaynesmith]

Why do I love the way he says "oceans" at 0:59?

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Wow, never knew he had so many kids lol.

[@allanmburu15]

Man all this CELEBRITIES can type really FAST lol

[@hihowareyou364]

Bright Films I think he was being sarcastic

[@ps2gamer350]

Love this

[@dickan4009]

He's such a kind person ! 😊#respect

[@elliedegouveia]

"To be fair...Jim? James? Jimothy?..." 😂😂😂

[@CattarinaGuanais]

I love his sense of humour and most of all his humanity.

[@avacyr3136]

He’s way funnier than I realized. The mug joke. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[@andreaflynn4959]

Thank you Jimothy - you never fail to make me smile :)

[@jayelyyn]

"certainly not for money" ha omg

[@d3athbbyy331]

“Jimothy?”

[@drewdizzle9643]

These vids are so good

[@christinamyers5750]

The way he pronounced Jimothy had me weakkk😂😂😂

[@loser6733]

"If you make somebody laugh in our family, they will stop yelling at you for a few minutes". Is it just me or was that really funny

[@NeoPR95]

Bring Conan next

[@lizsingh4808]

GQ. Please make more of this! soo entertaining. It's honestly that easy to edit something on Wikipedia?

[@macierose661]

This actually made me laugh so hard😂

[@CopyKatVlog]

Me & Matt Damon are not rivals we are enemies :D The first answer already got me watching :P

[@joannaamaya321]

Jimmy Kimmel is handsome

[@aliciacyriac1429]

LOL I CANT “ what is jimmy short for? Jimothy?”

[@GVGames1986]

Whichever creative thought of this format, great idea! Interesting even for some people I don't find very interesting.

[@xxdiz6633]

That typing sound ❤

[@ladyi7609]

The beauty of ASMR, right there. Combine that with Jimmy Kimmel's awesomeness and you've got yourself a very watchable video. :D

[@c0c0nutbeans]

typing sound sucks tho

[@lukeskywalker9877]

CONAN PLEASE

[@Rakshasa1986]

Luke Skywalker I agree. Conan the Barbarian would make for a great episode.

[@knowledgeiskey1319]

5:16 whoa, "HAVE", flashback to sheep eating grass

[@NaomiCurtis]

Enjoyed

[@anahitaa9474]

Omgg Jimothy🤣🤣🤣

[@maggiee639]

Woah jimmy, I have reoccurring nightmares about tidal waves too?! What it mean?!?

[@TheWalkThrewer]

That was soooo sick!!

[@burritodoge8450]

4:12 cracked me up

[@XxECbass25xX]

"youre sick"

[@dan.j.boydzkreationz]

A; knows how to write eccentric B; doesn't know how to write you're

[@JamieJaftha]

I died listening to the clarinet story 😂

[@daviscurry2005]

We value humor in our family, definitely more than cleanliness

[@danielpace13]

Attack him conservatives. He has an opinion you do not like. How dare he says that children should have access to health-care? What is he, pro-life?

[@daisyhoch]

MuchoStinky agreed. He's pretty much doing the thing he's making fun of them for. Grow up

[@cinemaslut9034]

Daniel Pace Nobody's attacking him for his political views. People are attacking him because he's a "comedian" that isnt even close to being funny. Like I disagree with Dave Chappelle on things but I admit the dude is funny. Jimmy Kimmel on the other hand has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

[@serj238]

Oh the irony. Its you leftards who attack and threaten free speech, dummy.

[@gordonschnick12]

Daniel Pace *Republicans. True Conservatives are level headed.

[@guardianjuan]

did anyone notices the Yahoo question is over 10 years old. when he submitted the answer

[@MrsMiamore1]

He is quick witted and i love it

[@itsallaboutya]

“I’d have the house sprayed” LOL

[@geralferald]

I know Jimmy Kimmels nephew in real Iife. Yea I'm a pretty big deal...

[@geralferald]

K

[@bellla5578]

Cool story bro

[@matheuss.3596]

I once saw a commentary of this guy that knew Jimmy Kimmel's nephew in real life

[@layann05]

Why didn’t he talk abt his love affair with Johnny Depp

[@Kayipnesil01]

Wait what?

[@layann05]

Kayipnesil01 lol it’s nothing real, just that Johnny Depp kisses Jimmy Kimmel everytime hes on the show 😂😂😂 I think it’s hilarious

[@Kayipnesil01]

@@layann05 oh okay thank you! For a second i thought it's for real

[@meadowcontin1662]

Lmaoooo idk why but the gramma one made me laugh the most

[@maazkalim]

"...The place I never go." Holy-Amen!!! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@247HOPALONG]

Something I noticed is that the man show was never mentioned...

[@claireyglesias-rice5544]

He is so hot tho

[@mewsao]

Claire Rice kinda agree though

[@femboyrules7594]

Truee

[@adrianna986]

Lowkey

[@adamhernandez8368]

@@mewsao re cnb

[@1javixD]

I’d sniff his socks 🧦

[@kapafrank2407]

Lol I was the one on reddit who wrote about Jimmy dressing up as a cosplay, pretty funny I got on here

[@mabobby9738]

The end one killed me lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣