Jimmy Kimmel's Oscars Monologue 2018

[@michellec269]

When Timothée was on Jimmy Kimmel, he asked Jimmy not to roast him, but he most certainly was😂

[@mdtorres_76]

No peach jokes, no peach jokes please :-D

[@markmagana2149]

Meryl "I get mentioned every year in the Oscar's monologue" Streep

[@chase520f5]

Mark Magana damn Joe Rogan Represent

[@markmagana2149]

Chase520 G. Joe Rogan is the ish bro 💥💥

[@raulsanchez9795]

It has to stop

[@vaharan92]

Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone was hilarious

[@jojowarrior1862]

Vaharan Elavia Gal Gadot >>>>>> jlaw xP

[@darkfox9048]

@@jojowarrior1862 get a life

[@killer92173]

She was even pointing at Emma Stone. Lol

[@timchalamet1211]

Emma Stone was so bothered

[@tasbihakawnine4333]

They are really good friends

[@mr.g9931]

It's really great that they're uploading his monologue on here within an hour or two, instead of me searching all over you tube to find it a few days later. So good job guys.

[@jmct1142]

Ricemaster Supreme less than 30 mins

[@mr.g9931]

Even better

[@traumtanzerin5892]

Jennifer just straight out laughing at Emma is my favourite thing :D

[@Rex67Diego9]

really you couldn't even insult matt damon at least once?

[@Ayush1206]

xD

[@mollygallagher5916]

bro he wasnt even there . no point

[@Pag0017]

Was it not because of the "tiny" scandal about him? That is why he also did not appear for a cameo in Ocean's 8. He was occused for being not totally honest about the Weinstein-thing if I remember right.

[@dearjohn13]

He roasted Matt Damon in another oscars

[@adammurtaza]

@@mollygallagher5916 he was and made fun of

[@NathalieOrellanaaa]

Meryl Streep looked so beautiful but she kinda reminded me of the fairy from Shrek.....

[@ahhhwae5403]

Exactly

[@adonisg667]

Haha, you're so right!

[@midnightpanda10]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elriclevantine753]

So true

[@starguhl]

right? and I’m pretty sure some ppl made memes out of it

[@asvpfern]

Guillermo should host next year

[@31072gab]

fern an de winerr ij Hahahaha (Im not native of the Eng language either)

[@jmct1142]

fern omg yesss

[@oinkpiggin]

Not gonna happen. ICE is looking into his immigration status and he will soon be deported.

[@asvpfern]

Gaby J. that was perfect lmao

[@jakeblanewhal6811]

YES!

[@onemanentertainment6883]

We need a oscar for stunt work!

[@supermariofan03]

OneManEntertainment I don’t think Jackie Chan has that many shelves man.

[@marie_alix1106]

YES

[@rbk00006]

@@supermariofan03 lol

[@JTBvloger]

@@supermariofan03 I don't think Tom Cruise has enough either

[@hnys7976]

And Keanu Reeves

[@saiki8700]

came back to watch this and seeing chadwick breaks my heart rip ):

[@justlooking3649]

He’s a great host...delivers his jokes and moves on whether you laugh or not...I love it

[@xls501]

0:54 Jennifer is me when my bff is embarrassed

[@gracedonfield1047]

7:30 both timmy and tom on screen at the same time

[@julca6037]

AND ZENDAYA

[@almightyduke4588]

@@julca6037 and salma hayek

[@Bookshelf.-]

"This is history happening right here." Boss Baby gets nominated for an academy award

[@swagmoney9818]

Suicidal Taco The Emoji Movie should've won all the awards

[@yeetitup4397]

Doc Smith I second this

[@shmookins]

If you disagree with the Academy, then the Academy isn't what you think. Correct your mind.

[@chango6996]

Yes the academy is about liberal agenda, in other words its bs with Sugar coating

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Suicidal Taco 😂

[@mateonosilva]

4:16 RIP Chadwick Boseman

[@69erbaron72]

ricky gervais would have crushed those hollywood hypocrites.. everybody in this room knew about weinstein!!

[@bigboy7621]

yessss

[@Bobsnarls]

Proof that they knew about Weinstein? You did see Jimmy called him out too right?

[@jamiejones700]

69erBaron ! I

[@jetman1895]

For real, Gervais is gonna roast those hypocrites

[@RahulKumar-ng2gh]

Completely agree brother, a bunch of hypocrite praising each other

[@DavidHernandez-dz6bd]

I'm on a marathon of Oscar monologues and after watching this I'm tripping thinking, "wait, who hosted the oscars 2019??" Completely forgot there wasn't one lol

[@Allie8567]

Nor was there one in 2020!

[@mikewriter]

Better without a host, imo

[@mangkanor9890]

There wss a dialogue im 202o oscars from chris and steve

[@David1121Tito]

@@mangkanor9890 and boy did they have fun “not hosting the Oscars”😂

[@Tadashisxviijshdk]

Hi. I'm doing a marathon of Oscar monologs too and there wasn't a host in 2019?why?

[@TheZuhaabtemuri]

Came for a chance of Matt Damon joke, left cause there was none.

[@marcwillemmanalo5104]

Zuhaab Temuri did you finish it? There was.

[@awddfg]

*_ikr those 2 are mortal enemies_*

[@db3919]

Zuhaab Temuri came for guillermo, cried because no guillermo

[@bigcheezhed]

db Guillermo Del Toro was shown...

[@Ajoqo24]

They didn’t hVe any time for him.

[@diianiitomlinson9573]

07:16 *Timothèe is missing "paw patrol" to be here tonight* HAHAHA I LOVED IT! Timothèe is an amazing actor omg!! I can't get enough of him ❤

[@MozartHerbert]

In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.

[@Danlovar]

She marries men she can control.

[@gregfaber3417]

@@Danlovar cuz you know her personally

[@davidmolina3556]

@@Danlovar Funny that you speak in plural when she has only married this one guy and it was 41 years ago. Sooooooo

[@Danlovar]

@@davidmolina3556 you marry women you can control.

[@FANOFWAR34]

the unreal player please tell every woman you meet exactly what you believe, see how that works out

[@TraderTimmy]

Excellent opening by Jimmy. He really knows how to carry an audience. He also knows how to handle important issues of the day with grace and comedy. Well done Jimmy. You are one of America’s best!

[@Tina-dg3tq]

Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone is priceless.

[@Mamajoanie123]

Tina Gegova why? I didn’t see that

[@griffeysarmiento]

Lifeify why was she laughing at her?

[@rynafelinbongapat7076]

Maybe because Emma has implied that Warren lied in his explanation how it went wrong but Jimmy confirmed that warren was telling the truth.

[@me-eh]

@@griffeysarmiento because on the previous oscars they got wrong, they mentioned La la land as winners of best picture, and Emma acts in that film.

[@esq5011]

good for you!!! 1k up when someone made the exact comment a year before you. I gotta start doing that.

[@Kordops]

I just want the dundie awards to come back

[@rullyanndharma1821]

Super Suspence DUNDIES FOR LYFE YES

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

Super Suspence HaHa hello fellow Office fan. I feel God in this Chili's tonight...

[@rachelelizabeth6017]

Ahh!!! YEEES!!! 😄😄😄

[@livstape595]

Haha!!

[@SMIBBProductions]

Good comedic laughter

[@yuvrajkadam9845]

RIP Chadwick Panther 🖤 🖤🖤🖤

[@purplegirl2366]

Timothy is gorgeous...

[@neermalan.9815]

Timothée*

[@ZachariaYonis]

Tymothei**

[@luxusmode111]

*Timotay Chalamander

[@daniellejohnson3256]

He looks like a Helix studios performer lol

[@samzheng5803]

Tim-O-thee

[@hoochfroosch6281]

One of the BEST opening monologue in the Oscars!!! Always love your monologue in your show, Jimmy! But this one is funny, smart, straight forward & hilarious with the jet ski LOL

[@edwardfitzgerald3877]

The one he did the previous year was even better.

[@sameerkashyap1750]

This year when you hear your name. Don't get up right away. Give it a minute.

[@Ring0fSaturn]

Jimmy Kimmel was a great choice for the 90th Academy Awards. He's respectful, funny and has great timing.

[@Bigtank-rd7nb]

I wish Ricky gervais would host the Oscars just so we could see him humiliate someone.

[@jaydavids6485]

since the Oscars have a black eye right now... they had to go w the nice guy to get the general public back.

[@HedonisticActor]

Jimmy Kimmel didn't need to insult any celebrities; his Mean Tweets segment does that already.

[@techo4Ugeeks]

Bigtank96 96 he's the best

[@Sershine]

A lot of respect to him for stepping up to doing this. It takes a lot of confidence! Great monologue I think

[@zlamelie]

I watch Jimmy's show regularly and I find him funny as well as compassionate, which is a perfect balance. But he's usually more savage than this, and it seems to me that the Academy Award people/the writers censored him a lot. This was very average and sorry to say; not as nearly good as the year before. Having said that, I still think he did a decent job and would love to see him host again but next time with more freedom to his speech. Free Jimmy!

[@bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780]

Jimmy Kimmel sucks hes only talent is to being hypocritical

[@Stopwar1234]

zlameli really?i love it because he spoke from the heart about important issues. If I want savage jimmy I go to his channel

[@primitivespongebob1178]

zlameli don’t know what you‘re on about, was good and savage as usual

[@hnys7976]

It's because in 2017 he wanted to host the Oscars whereas in 2018 he never wanted to host but was kinda forced to as nobody else wanted to host.

[@yashwanth8841]

@@bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 yeah 😂 why would they make jokes about Democrats when they have biden & Obamas in their orgy. freedom my ass. So that he can show fake disgusting things about trump as if he is the most honest man on planet Earth. Talks about Weinstein and respecting women and he himself talks disgusting things about women and does sexual things on his shows objectifying woman and there is a video of him interviewing women in streets asking them to feel item in his pocket but simply baiting them to touch his dck and passing it off as a joke. No wonder you people voted for trump (except some libtards living in cities and illegal immigrants)

[@jamthoughts]

Timotheeeeee!!! I love him soo muchhh.

[@kyonshinkarate3346]

*-An the winner is : ....* ~LA LA LAND !

[@jmct1142]

Everybody there was a mistake, the winner is Moonlight

[@mufidansory2697]

QuelloCoreanoᄅRivailleCraftᄅ lmao 😂😂😂

[@grandezio965]

Dont say it!

[@user-zu5sp7wx2g]

One punch man should've won one. Ah well, second season then

[@thehive378]

*and

[@chewyy9991]

"If the last two years have taught us anything, it's that reality can be depressing. But tonight's nominated documentaries show us that where there is darkness, there's also hope. "Except at the White House. Hope quit on Wednesday."

[@05jorgeruiz]

chewyy9991 lame

[@bazuka0190]

Ahahahaha hahahahaha yooo that just funny

[@ashlynn5212]

Damn they played Emma Stone focusing on her when Jimmy mentioned the whole mix up joke 😂 Edit: and JLaw rubbing it in her face rubbing salt into the wound lol

[@TheZeroGroup]

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[@sophiaabigail7873]

I'm too Addicted To KZbin I didn’t get this joke, what does it mean?

[@ashlynn5212]

Sophia Abigail last year, they mixed up the best picture award, they said la la land won (which Emma Stone was in) but moonlight was the actual winner and as everyone involved in la la land were in the middle of their speech, a guy came up and pretty much said we got it wrong moonlight was the actual winner.

[@mintytruffle69]

I'm too Addicted To KZbin ur profile pic is everything

[@yutz1948]

yeahh and Emma is like 'Don't react just smile and look straight like nothing happend'

[@Chairchaser6677]

4:16 my man Chadwick Boseman Rest in peace King

[@NewMessage]

I hope The Oscars win an Emmy this year.

[@jmct1142]

Nah the Emmy's too busy winning an Oscar

[@madgreek253]

New Message i was thinking a tony.

[@05jorgeruiz]

New Message , hahahhahahaha

[@fuzzygrizzly]

Jose, Hawks Fan, jorge ruiz Do you people know that Oscars, Tonys etc. can actually win an Emmy because they are on TV?

[@madgreek253]

Abdullah- Balloon its a joke. Calm down.

[@goldenboy4786]

a little piece of me died when he said: "This year when you hear your name called don't get up right away just give us a minute" 😂😂😂

[@johnsmithee6660]

Tommy Wiseau to host Oscars 2019!!! It will finally make Oscars worthwhile watching again.

[@cun2095]

John Smithee yes!!!!!

[@PositiveLastAction]

I agree and how’s your sex life?

[@Jeronimotion]

Fake news

[@agnhi]

Robert Downey. Jr should host the next Oscar... :)

[@XplicitStory]

Reza Hermawan we all want it

[@zahranistikmal5028]

marvel fan boy detected.

[@mitaxo3531]

robert downey jr. should win the next oscar

[@Figs3]

@@mitaxo3531 for what? He hasn't had an Oscar winning performance in years.

[@daffaaudi777]

Figs3 he deserves it after performing tony stark in endgame

[@SamMasghati]

Helen Mirren not included... not interested anymore :/

[@kellie77381]

Well that was rude.

[@Luna.311]

Sam Masghati same

[@Tia.H]

Watch until the end.

[@harveyweinstein6346]

Sam Masghati Helen's poontang is so old not even I would finger it.

[@mrebola9078]

She's such a far lefty nutjob

[@Stopwar1234]

The paw patrol thing was genius because plenty of people in the audience have children and can relate lmfao

[@moritzschroder]

regardless of the content, i do like jimmy's way of public speaking! he finds the perfect balance between engaging and serious 🙂as someone who does public speaking professionally i still learn alot from him!

[@jgarfunkle]

Practice CNN tears next.

[@joshdodd8912]

Wolkify i am really sorry to hear about that, maybe you will get lucky and find something else after your speaking career tanks.

[@YTeradicant]

Im curious, were you hired to write that comment because the other comments were so negative & are now being removed by youtube?

[@KCDW83]

You must be terrible at your job if you learned anything from that lying hack.

[@YTeradicant]

J W the videos likes are definately bots, just based on the comments. I barely see any support.

[@rubvillaz]

Jimmy hosting for 2 years was honestly the last time I remembered the Oscar’s being this good

[@sanedcab1Mexico]

Great job, Jimmy Kimmel! I am glad you appeared tonight and gave such a great performance! Congratulations!

[@dantecrailman8861]

I was expecting Matt Damon but I remembered that he's in Australia... Sad!

[@linajurgensen4698]

Why is he in Australia?

[@dantecrailman8861]

Ruby Abc If I'm not mistaken, he seems to be in process of buying property in Byron Bay.

[@SamDePrez]

+Kalergi plan, the Great European Replacement All Matt damin said was that these accusations are not te be taking lightly, and that just because somebody is accused of rape or sexual harrasment doesn't mean that it's true, and that padding a woman on the back without her consent is not the same as raping her. If i call you a murderer right now it doesn't mean you are a murderer, there should be evidence and a trial, or if you push a guy in the street you also shouldnt be convicted as a murderer. Thats what matt damon said and the Feminazis started calling him a rapist and a women hater. If saying you need evidence before convicting somebody makes you a racist and women hater i think 95% of the people in the wester world are racists and women haters.

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

He did mention not having time for Mat Damon at the end at least. :D

[@darrellconklin5054]

Yep

[@bobbykevil214]

What were the jokes, did I miss them?

[@philcollins4092]

Bobby Kevil they're weren't any. The joke was hosting the show the whole time though. You haven't noticed?

[@4D1Characterror]

Sarcasm is delicious.

[@chango6996]

I think i get the joke, the joke is Hollywood? I think

[@JBell300]

Blind Tactical Option 12375 nah the joke was seeing jimmy walk out on stage

[@andrewgoode7640]

Bobby Kevil the joke was that this is considered a show about movies instead of politicw

[@MAZA_ZatiKhayal]

and the first Actor on screen is "Timothee Chalamet", waaaaaaaao , what a boy , love him

[@filmandglory3299]

was i the only one or did you all had the feeling that this year the oscars felt super rushed?!

[@Cysf66]

Aren't people always complaining that the show is too long?

[@krv1739]

Many people wanted that jetski

[@anthonyandersen1390]

justmiaslife I mean it was the longesst oscars in the last 11 years so nope

[@user-dg5ep6po2m]

justmiaslife I feel u 100%, the opening monologue wasn't even that good, just reading stats pretty much haha

[@NYvermin]

Cause of the Jetski

[@riccardogavanelli1076]

Every time I see Spielberg I think: that man entertained my childhood... that dude there... Thanks

[@NicKeLas]

And, hopefully, will bring us another awesome movie very soon. I do want it to be my favorite blockbuster this year, although I have my doubts so that it does not disappoint me.

[@ChechiDLR]

Yeah and he sure seemed to be part of runing a lot of childhoods for most of his child stars. Coincidence, well you do the research.

[@riccardogavanelli1076]

If you just want to consider the negative side of things, I'll happily leave that to you. I'm sure you'll find plenty of it everywhere. I was just making a comment on how I've always liked his movies and I'm thankful for the nice memories I have from having watched them.

[@blackmario1117]

NicKeLas ready player one

[@alexanderbrooksify]

*looks at comments* *regrets it immediately*

[@notshadoh5664]

RIP chadwick Boseman may your soul be with us!!

[@cun2095]

Oh man I wanted Robert Downey jr. to host the Oscars .

[@lucasstamper8150]

stefanie 2611 That's a great idea.

[@jaffar8783]

let me guess and please confirm... you are in your early teens?

[@masterchief9291]

Yaykoju let me guess... You are a retired senior?

[@cun2095]

Yaykoju yes I’m 15 years old. And I’m a big fan of Robert Downey Jr. I hope this makes you u happy, cause I’m being honest.🌹☺️

[@BobJoe-ob2lr]

he's not boring enough to hoast (when will people learn lol)

[@SuperstarRajinikanthFan]

Where is Matt Damon?

[@brucesnow7125]

Superstar Rajinikanth Fan I searched for it, and in one of the interviews Jimmy said that Matt is going to be in Australia and can't attend Oscars.

[@SuperstarRajinikanthFan]

Bruce Snow oh no. That's disappointing

[@Spd61able]

Bruce Snow well that’s disappointing

[@two-face1041]

Superstar Rajinikanth Fan they were going to show him but they ran out of time

[@diegom-a7970]

on my bed

[@kandimalla]

Amongst the men and women sitting out there, how many got away from getting caught? I wonder!!

[@jay108jayakrsna5]

Shravan Reddy most of them

[@martacervantes457]

O think the women also have to take part of the blame. Why go to a man's hotel room at 1 or 2 in the am. Why did they say something. Katie Couric knew how Matt was but did say a thing. You got feet run or get out. But they wanted the fame and money so they did it. They wanted an Oscar. There are plenty of jobs people do they may not like it, they are treated with no respect but they want the money. It's ok to call it out but so many years some were on dates. And the way they dress everything expose. These are men who think the casting couch is real. It's like putting meat in front of a hungry animal and some women like to flirt to get what they want. Just look at the Bachelor see what the women on there do to just get a rose and win. So it got a both ways. Women do things that men do things women want. Like why go out with a married man women know their married then cry when he does it to them.

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[@rushmiajaima1200]

Jimmy Kimmel is honestly one of the best hosts of all time!

[@liampatrick3110]

On the contrary

[@uxwxl3332]

Not really

[@wizardgaming3313]

No he’s not

[@colormegraye]

Nope

[@sergiomacias5145]

No, the Dude is obsessed with trump

[@starr0401]

"If we can't trust our agents..." That's probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

[@chingu1432]

I have to say that the stage was so dreamy and magical. I loved the music too. I just love the whole aesthetics of Oscars.

[@brucesnow7125]

No Matt Damon??? I'm disappointed.

[@miapiare]

Bruce Snow it’s played out

[@sanedcab1Mexico]

He was in a brief clip of Saving Private Ryan.😉

[@saphine7310]

00:54 when JLaw laughing at Emma Stone is hilarious.

[@axhastings]

Well done Jimmy, that's a great monologue. Well balanced between the jokes and the serious stuffs. Hoping to see you again at Oscar next year.

[@General0006RBX]

I agree with having diversity in the Oscars, but someone should win an award on the film because it's deserved and not get a leg up because of race or gender.

[@General0006RBX]

Bio Kimistry some movies and/or actors don’t get nominated if there’s controversy surrounding the film or person(s). It’s happened before. So yes, outside influence is definitely a thing.

[@mattp1914]

GenStudios you're absolutely right. The awards and nominees are pushed for a reason. Cough cough...Caitlyn Jenner at the Espys.

[@theTruthSeekerishere]

No one ever questions it when it's just been Caucasian people nominated and winning. Check your bias.

[@sofg2776]

Finally someone said it. Equal opportunity for work is understandable (maybe) considering how Hollywood really is American show business and I'm a believer of making your own people shine first or prioritizing giving them work before expats or foreigners the same way I would expect Canadian government to give Canadian citizens priority when it comes to jobs etc. But really, when it comes to acting prestige and awards, it should solely be based on talent. Otherwise it becomes biased and the award becomes frankly, moot or it can lose respect/credibility, rather.

[@mattp1914]

sofia gaticales very well put!

[@SarahYasmineXO]

Sam Rockwell finally has his Oscar,so well deserved 🔥🔥 He finally got his due💖💖 Amazingly talented👌

[@pedro3949]

emmas face and jennifer laughting is everything

[@ReelRoula]

He makes it look effortless! Great job, loved it!

[@jeffb.4800]

Why no jabs at Matt Damon. Also, everyone there was best friends with Weinstein

[@luf4rall]

j burq that would be a little too real

[@PhatInAHat]

why does Matt Damon deserve being jabbed at?!

[@pettespizzaparlor3245]

less best friends, more he was a man that could make or break you, control if you got a part in the next big movie or was relegated to direct to DVD. the same way you just smile and move the crazy man along at the grocery store. just another man you have to deal with.

[@jameshuffmar1765]

those 2 faced people are denying being friends with him now...now he is down and gone they won't admit it

[@jameshuffmar1765]

maybe not everyone but a lot of people were pretending to be his friend when he had power today they all pretend to be his enemy. Uma Thurman kept playing in his movies even after he 'abused' her.

[@theeastwind3020]

0:57 JLaw's laughing at Emma. Lol. Cute friendship

[@adz2117]

isn't it amazing how the first 10 seconds of this live broadcast already showed Timothee (this sure proved how much of a talent he is.)

[@ryancollins3291]

Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone 😂😂😂

[@paranoidandroid4709]

Ryan Collins i know 😂

[@bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780]

I laugh with how slutty Jennifer Lawrence is

[@Stephen7764.]

How to fix oscars? - two words "Ricky Gervais"

[@nekosan6622]

Where the f*** is he by the way ?

[@AshKetchup123]

Ricky Gervais is just as much a liberal as Jimmy if not worse, he might have a dark sense of humor but he will still virtue signal. What we need is someone truly funny but also pro white like Steven Crowder or Richard Spencer, they won't pander to diversity or women.

[@robertjusic9097]

Asheek Khan crowder is a moron,extreme right wing is just as bad as extreme left wing. Gervais was awesome.

[@sakuraba86]

Nick Di Paolo would be the best Oscars host. A true comedian. Leans right. Hates Hollywood. Isn't racist or sexist, but will not let that stop him from joking about race and sex.

[@AshKetchup123]

Intelligent is an over statement, Crowder is pretty biased and his talking points consist of straw men and arguing over semantics, he preys on 18 year olds and emotional college kids because those are the only ones who can't counter his points articulately

[@Laura-Ransan]

Thank you for such a great opening. The whole show was good without low blows and it was truly a time to look back at the amazing 90 years of amazing movies being celebrated! You are so good at this, I hope they ask you to host again next year. You kept it classy, funny, and serious all at once. Bravo Sir!

[@hittycat]

6:00 saoirse ronan looking stunning as always

[@Iamgilly95]

Only one man can save the Oscars. RICKY GERVAIS.

[@OSI32100]

Yes pls g-d pls yes 🤣

[@nathanzhao1219]

No only Matt Damon can save the Oscars Socrates

[@wadewilson8924]

Ehhh I’d take Dave Chappelle over gervais maybe another go for Chris rock too

Socrates ...or a women ELLEN DEGENERES

[@Iamgilly95]

NO

[@cioccopower5258]

no roast to matt damon?

[@jetman1895]

CIOCCOPOWER he isn't in the crowd

[@dawsynasay4841]

Matt Damon wasn't there

[@flowerpatronus2245]

CIOCCOPOWER he did at the very end ‘apologies to matt damon, we run out of time’

[@carolinaferreira9328]

He roasted him at the end of the show “and apologies to Matt Damon we’ve run out of time”

[@cioccopower5258]

Carolina Ferreira ahaha seriously?

[@moonl0verr]

Jimmy: I wish I was a tv host Jimmy: “gets the job” heck ya! Jimmy: Best job ever! 2018 Jimmy: Sh*t I’m really at the Oscars?!

[@corrupted_conscience]

Im surprised to see nobody's mentioning Jordon Peele's in comments for his fantastic debut in Oscars. Get Out was great. He along with Keegan has come a long way. Kudos!

[@demonqueen26]

That was great. I love Jimmy Kimmel

[@Mloofylicious]

If I would drink a shot every time someone mentioned Meryl Streep here, I'd have the hangover of my life the following day.

[@liammccue5902]

Bring back Ricky gervais so much better he would of destroyed everyone 😂👌🏻

[@khadijaalami2015]

Liam Mccue facts 😉everyone wants him back he nails everytime ! !!

[@SpazyMecgee]

He never hosted the oscars, only the golden globes.

[@liammccue5902]

Riley Walsh I know im saying I wish he would host the oscars so boring. Better banter and he wouldn’t of cared who he insulted as well

[@khadijaalami2015]

Riley Walsh i was talkin about him taking a break from hosting award shows in general.

[@Choppish]

“would have” or “would’ve” just a heads-up

[@rossilasibal1192]

Rest In Peace Christopher Plummer

[@DarkStoneCastle]

Kimmel got through the whole show without crying? DAMN!

[@daveguzman633]

And here I am waiting for the "Guillermo at the Oscars 2018" 💯

[@agofficial1]

Thank God for Jimmy, he knows how to host

[@Tylerf64]

WORST ratings in history

[@crowns9966]

I WANT CONAAAAN!!

[@wizardgaming3313]

I think you mean Ricky gervais

[@bluescrud8879]

@@wizardgaming3313 here we go again

[@titusthetadig3145]

big respect for using this big platform for a genuine celebration of film making or whatever this is. All i know is its usually meant to be pretty crack with exposing jokes but like, respect for just acknowledging genuinely fixable topics that just haven't been fixed.

[@anubhav6392]

Gary oldman : best actor Frances Mcdormand : best actress. Thank me later.

[@bhawinm]

You are an idiot

[@NYvermin]

Best Picture : The Shape of Water

[@captaincookie5539]

2018 was one of the best years but now this year is literally hell

[@yougamer2725]

7:22 look right at the back there is Tom Holland, any Tom Holland fans ? Lol he's also cute

[@emilydevry]

was literally just gonna comment that! lol

[@laura-jo8mt]

i just noticed zendaya sitting next to tom

[@user-vg3cf6ue7w]

To busy looking at Timothée

[@ej_buendia]

Watching past Oscars. I have to say, the 90th edition was really smooth. Great host, great movies and nominees!

[@Chris_T1an]

0:53 J-Law: That was funny, right Emma??

[@andrejones7786]

"MARCH OF LAST YEAR!" get em Jimmy!

[@anjishnu8643]

Felt happy to watch Jimmy Kimmel address the stigmatizing issues with strong emphasis. Oscars, get great again.

[@cavidaliyev5820]

4:17 when u see him here smiling...just after 4 days he left us...Rest in Peace King...

[@BillT4UnMe]

Anyone remember Blade or Elektra? ... Because those are both Marvel movies where a Black man and a woman played leading roles

[@two-face1041]

William Torola no one wants to

[@xDarkTrinityx]

...Elektra was garbage.... no one wants to celebrate that

[@proudunapologeticliberal2026]

William Torola -BLACK PANTHER IS mostly all African american cast though !!!(its a first) HOPE YOU WATCH IT AND SEE THE DIFFERENCE & it has made 10 times the money of all of them combined

[@BillT4UnMe]

Really? Of course I've seen it. I'm just saying, it's already been done having a woman and a minority be a lead role

[@Dawn2Dusk23]

William Torola but they did not achieve the groundbreaking global success that these ones have

[@AdityaNigam100]

What is everyone talking about Black Panther being the first of its kind representation of minority leading a superhero movie? Have we all forgotten the three Blade movies that happened? Am I living in an alternate reality?

[@iangraber-stiehl461]

Aditya Nigam the two are hardly comprable. One had a black lead. The other created a detailed, culturally conscientious afro futurism vision suffused with music and styles from black cultures around the world - - and celebrated black women who were strong, not because they played some angry, stereotypical character, put simply were, because they were

[@128robertmarlowe]

Not comparable at all. Blade was a rated R movie so many kids couldn’t see it

[@ZekeAndroid49]

Black people want representation over other races so badly, that they like to pretend they haven't already gotten it.

[@salimm]

"Black people want representation over other races so badly..." replace the word "black" with "uneducated yet hyper entitled right wing white deplorables" and you have an accurate statement. Perhaps if your kind didn't take away their jobs and flood their neighbourhoods with drugs thay wouldn't infest Hollywood and teh entertainment industry so much.

[@N93000]

salimm Blade is an unsung hero that movie alone put marvel back on track wish there was more.

[@OmarsHafsa]

Was just about to go to bed. It's 3am....

[@eIicit]

Olympias Just about to go to bed at 3am? What time do you wake up? I'm curious, do you like staying up that late?

[@yosranasri1048]

Omg me tooo

[@SarahYasmineXO]

Same 🙌🙌

[@Leo-ok5qi]

Europeans and Australians watch more american television than americans lol

[@carlosgomezzzzzzz]

Im going to bed and its 740pm

[@emanqueja1894]

Men screwed up so badly, women started dating fish *zooms to Sally Hawkin

[@RaniKumari-je8pe]

"This is a really long show." Do you have any idea how long Filmfare is Jimmy?

[@orangebar2693]

I’m sick of equal rights talk. Of course that is extremely important and a needed discussion, but not at an award show. Can we just have a break and have some fun?

[@charles2917]

You're sick of equal rights talk because it isn't about equal rights anymore....they've taken it beyond equal rights to equal outcomes....which is the opposite of equal rights. Example...I have a right to work and so do you...but if I work and you don't then modern equal rights says take my money and give you half. Not a very free concept.

[@godislove3305]

Orange Bar no

[@orangebar2693]

Godislove ok so u just want to be political 24/7? Want to fight? No fun? No enjoyment of life? No coming together as one human race and instead talking about our differences and how we are equal? U know what seems more all about equality to me, to stop treating us like we are delicate babies and instead like the humans we all are who are together and not separate. Think before you comment cause sometimes not saying anything is more powerful than saying a lot, and in this case you can take that advice.

[@son_your_adopted940]

Orange Bar how does orange bars taste like?

[@orangebar2693]

Pvplionboy they taste like orange

[@snapascrew]

My speech would be something like “woot a jetski!!!”

[@lot-lothermosura4644]

I think it was especially important that Jimmy mentioned that Jordan came from Comedy Central because not a lot of comedians are taken seriously when it comes to discussing real and important issues.