Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2024

[@kg9836]

Note to Will Smith... RDJ just a gave masterclass on how to handle a very average joke.

[@Erasureeraser]

Fortunately unlike Will Smith, RDJ is in a healthy marriage and a wife that actually loves him. That's something that Will didn't have 🤷

[@MamadNobari]

Also, this would even be considered way more offensive than the tame bald joke Will Smith got angry about.

[@alisachamoy225]

Well said.

[@TubaTones]

@@Erasureeraserstill zero excuse for his behaviour

[@aryankushwaha1964]

@@zonian1966I think he seen worst so he can Handel anything

[@Erasureeraser]

That joke about Robert Downey Jr. wasn't the best but I gave props to RDJ for handling it like a champ. He could've just slapped Kimmel on stage if he wanted too 😂

[@debraholz6821]

Yeah I thought- here comes another Chris Rock moment.

[@user-ft3vt6se3n]

Beyond cruel, like Jimmy gave people for “giving the assailant a hug” if they think a slap is that bad they clearly haven’t watched an episode of love and hip hop

[@MarteParaddict]

If it’s one person out there who can take a joke about themselves, it’s definitely RDJ 😅 Pretty sure he loved the joke.

[@JuxChi]

Glad Jimmy dint mention his wife's name 😂

[@mikelytou]

RDJ slapping Jimmy Kimmel? With what ladder?

[@keeleybee18]

The way Ryan pulled his sister over was so cute!

[@aliciacornmell6709]

and rather dubious...

[@relaxitsonlyart]

@@aliciacornmell6709 the comment was about winning the genetic lottery. it was a compliment.

[@AustinPPutnam]

The BEST part of the whole monologue was when he shouted out the behind-the-scenes workers. A lot of people have no idea how hard they work to bring us what we watch.

[@pdisv]

Same

[@hollowknight459]

do you mean the homeless people?

[@lurker668]

You actualy watch that crap ?

[@PaulaZF]

Yes, I got tears in my eyes. They are the backbone of this country. By holding out for good working conditions and pay they bring all workers up.

[@natural]

And the director of the show decided not to show their faces, instead focused on the celebrities clapping.

[@emilym3679]

I know you're clapping but YOU'RE the ones who didn't vote for her!!!

[@calib3r403]

Compared to Barbie, other films were much better and did not rely on marketing to succeed

[@ruckusrevolution9475]

I didn't realize until this monologs that the Barbie movie was just a very strategic marketing ploy by Mattel to rebrand Barbie as a feminist so moms will buy more. Smart.

[@TinaLatimor]

These awards are fake, they only award films related to the Hebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film.

[@FernandaAntelo-lp2qy]

These awards are fak ke, they only award films related to the H ebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film..

[@marcilk7534]

@@ruckusrevolution9475Barbie has been a feminist since 1960.

[@vars280287]

"Ryan you're so hot. Let's go camping together and not tell our wives." Jimmy has a huge mancrush 😂

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

Yeah, but it's towards the wrong Ryan. We all know Ryan Reynolds is not just the hottest 'Ryan' from Canada, the hottest 'Ryan' in Hollywood, but the the hottest Ryan AND hottest man in the world.

[@hetry2109]

@@FLQueerLiberal1982 Cap. Ryan Reynolds is extremely hot, yes, but gosling is another level all together😩

[@swoozie]

The “thank you for that partial standing ovation” made me roll my head back laughing for some reason.

[@therealdeal3665]

You’re the last person I expected to see in this comment section lmao nah it was funny af tho

[@Allie8567]

Yes this was funny

[@RandomJ2023]

Partial Ovation? It appeared everyone stood and appreciative, at least I think. Maybe I missed something. Edit: Ah yes I see now at the beginning during his first opening notes.

[@BeMoreFunny]

We can just average it and call it a "squatting ovation"

[@dave_mate4244]

Really it wasn't funny whatsoever

[@antonlvdm]

That Foster/De Niro stat is actually mind-boggling. Must be amazing to have such longevity in such a ruthless industry!

[@mustadoredogs]

That fact about her being 20 years too old for him now is SO true and so sad

[@captaincake4331]

Men like younger women. It is what it is.​@mustadoredogs

[@BobRoss-wm3lc]

@@mustadoredogsif you were his age, single, and you could date a 30 year old, you would you fraud 🤣

[@ricardomartinhodacruz]

@@mustadoredogs its also sad 20 something women sleeping wit dudes in teir 30s and 40s doing backflips with tyrone but thats another story

[@ognjenobradovic7615]

Lebrooon Jaaaames

[@peteradamski]

Great job acknowledging the people behind the scenes. They do so much and never get enough credit. Great monolog as well.

[@buttofthejoke]

No female representation in that though 😮

[@tjwash2]

Jodie Foster is evidence that a woman over 60 can be beautiful without numerous facial reconstructive procedures.

[@giancarlodisalvo1784]

There are about 100000 women who are evidence that you cannot,so there is that

[@alexquinonez8443]

They do these procedures and end up looking worse.

[@siddharthnaagar7028]

Helen hunt and madonna could learn a few things from jodie

[@Hellbrunn]

Stop judging women. Start supporting women

[@frankmedrisch7451]

I thought it was Michael j Fox!

[@DoctorWhoDoctorMe]

Glad to see the workers get a call out here. America is made because of the working class!! 💪

[@eskimofo9i6]

💯💯💯

[@mariegarside8830]

Absolutely

[@okorochukwunonso2563]

Exactly. Joe Biden kept hammering on that too during his SOTU Address.

[@luanalmeida6777]

It lacked color.

[@photokunstler]

yes yes yes yes yes!!!

[@Horror-Man]

"Yorgos is as good as mine" is a perfect dad joke!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxinpains6937]

Jodie Foster looks amazing!! 🤩

[@valerieolmtak4581]

Totally agree with you!!!

[@retrovibes50]

She's the best ❤

[@Mooooty]

She looks great for an 80 year old.

[@Sara-mf3px]

Yesss. She crushed True Detective too. 🫶

[@mayberelevant3237]

Lol I just posted that too 😂❤

[@TheTanman412]

Let’s not pretend RDJ was genuinely enraged or some bullshit, when the man consistently alludes to his past comedically on Jimmy’s show for years now. They’re clearly friends. Downey loves to remind people how far he’s come & fully embraces it truly.

[@cumpanions8105]

you are reading to mutch into this drama dude

[@whitneyschulte1334]

And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.

[@tomimpala]

Yeah it was a small misstep no Biggie

[@rocksparadox]

@@whitneyschulte1334 'And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.'' Holy crap, that's a lot of virtuesignalling over a lame, overused, typical Kimmel joke. ;)

[@froggin-zp4nr]

Are they? RDJ doesn't particularly like to talk about that part of his past, it's already well documented and he's talked about it and taken plenty of jokes about it since. Think Kimmel needs some new material

[@Snap.Crackle.Pop.]

Nice monolog; my favorite part was Jodi Foster and Robert DiNero being recognized for receiving Oscar nods 48 years ago and who were both again in this audience as nominees. Of all the stars who got camera time during Kimmel’s opening, Jodi Foster simply SPARKLED above the rest. Please, Jodi, more movies!!❤

[@dceplay]

Scorcese was there too...

[@vinsanity40k]

kimmel writers + jimmy prove over and over why they keep getting invited back to host

[@Reneemfenn]

Yes, more Jodi! ❤

[@Remiel_Plainview]

Jodie Foster is aging like a fine wine. 😍

[@00rei00]

And she speaks perfect French. Coincidence? I think not!

[@iamsimplyanna]

​@@00rei00she is bilingual

[@katherineclark4933]

She’s beautiful! And talented.

[@bende005]

no she doesnt

[@davidmacphee3549]

That movie was disturbing but unforgettable.

[@menace7147]

the fact that RDJ reaction had more laughs than the joke itself :D

[@FearNPanic]

It was a great joke.

[@troymcclure681]

​@FearNPanic no it wasn't 😂

[@jponz85]

​@@FearNPanicwas a terrible joke wtf

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

@@FearNPanic you're the first person to ever say that about jimmy kimmel

[@FearNPanic]

@@I_Eated_The_Soap You're not in touch with reality. Get help.

[@dramaqueen6G]

My son is a member of IATSE, the union that represents all of the behind-the-scenes workers. He was SO gratified that he and all of his colleagues got a bit of recognition there. These guys work really hard and at all kinds of crazy hours of the day and night and they deserve all the thanks that we can give them.

[@benedelbi2878]

What a very "distinguished gentleman" was that Dog! How gorgeous.

[@stephenlane5139]

I LOVE how he shouted out the behind the scenes workers, and promises to support them in their negotiations!! Without these workers nothing we enjoy would exist.

[@treetopjones737]

Pure class they all stood for that.

[@lacountess]

That was the best part of the monologue. Those guys absolutely deserved the standing ovation and it was a touching moment that brought actors and behind the scenes workers together.

[@emu_warrior]

Jimmy is in a hard situation in some ways. He's very close to the president of ABC and Disney, so he also supports his business daddies, but he also wants to represent those in the industry. He's walking that thin line.

[@Swarmah]

sadly, that those behind the scenes workers they keep mentioning are usually bad writers, not the true masters, props workers, engineers, stunt safety workers and doubles, safety and medical crew, technicians, the ones that all of whom actually deserve more than actors themselves, but they are paid a bit more than grocery store workers. I have personally been , well not in a hollywood movie, but a local in my country in technical crew as welder. Well , compared to what the writers get, us who actually make the movie possible, and are responsible for actors safety, we get nothing. But well, im glad im not working full time for things like that, because im working for building constructions, and i would never take any job at movie industry to weld anything, because i get like 1/4th per hour of what i can get for actually working on constructions for things that stay there forever.

[@user-rt4ky3up1f]

Wow that is terrible

[@The2010arian]

Jodi Foster looks so radiant and beautiful with her natural face❤❤

[@darooh9815]

RDJ = PURE CLASS. NOW THAT’S A MAN.

[@miladabravenec14]

❤❤❤

[@Matika]

He didn't seem too amused. lol

[@rrhev]

Yeah he's pure class alright. So much so that he didn't even bother to acknowledge, thank or shake hands with Ke Huy Quan when Ke handed RDJ his award, as though Ke was beneath him or something

[@HH-gv8mx]

Pure class for what ? not losing it , not having a fit of rage in the middle of the Oscars?

[@thebatmanwhoposts9600]

​@@rrhev thank God someone else noticed that too I immediately picked up on it and wondered why he didn't even acknowledge his existence.

[@PhillipStewart]

Love the "pause for room sound comment." The crew, Teamsters, locals... We very rarely get noticed. Most of the time, that means we are doing our jobs right! The acknowledgment means a lot. 🥰

[@NGC-7635]

No-one laughed at the "I haven't eaten in 3 weeks" because every single one of these people has or has had an eating disorder in their life.

[@frxstykidd1571]

do people don't laugh at their traumas

[@gabrielwirth6131]

bc it didn't make any sense

[@henryzhang9915]

Jodie Foster still has the smile of a teenager.

[@Allie8567]

At 61 She looks great!

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

What a weird creepy comment. Not a compliment, btw. Most teens have braces. She has the smile of a grown woman. That’s why it’s so great.

[@treetopjones737]

Back when I was a teen did not see braces on most kids.

[@denniswilder3014]

Something tells me you cant go within 500 feet of a school and playground and so does the 273 people that liked it. Gross

[@stephenc8751]

Well observed sir

[@apulliam546]

I can't wait to see Guillermo have tequila shots with celebrities 😂

[@IzaiahZapata]

Bro ik my favorite part😂😭

[@avisrobinson452]

Yes 😂😂

[@Erasureeraser]

Already, the fact that he gave a shout out to Charlize Theron as his "wife" 😂

[@ping1653]

Guillermo would have it more fun, even just his snickering,haha!

[@brendaborst4179]

A1❤​@@IzaiahZapata

[@Fariswheelanwar]

I'm glad to see the audience give a standing ovation for the writers

[@JohnJohn-fe6yc]

lol its all fake tho. Where was their support when they went on strike. Standing and clapping is the absolute below the bare minimum.

[@gus_viei]

they werent writers, they were the behind the scenes crew, the people who actually make this industry work without a fair pay and the credit they deserve.

[@billyok779]

Not enough comments here about that dog. What a cutie.

[@kathybyerly7904]

IKR!!!!

[@nicholaswhorley8343]

Don't call Margot a dog.

[@Joe_Narbaiz]

​@@nicholaswhorley8343 Wait...he said the dog was a cutie. 🤔

[@tselengbotlhole750]

Meh!! It's a dog.....

[@heisen-bones]

Sadly the real dog couldn't make it to the ceremony

[@GabBee-ji6bt]

I almost cried when the crew entered the stage... The people who literally make it possible because of their work behind the scenes. I am glad that they are recognized and celebrated ❤

[@deddyson]

2 highest marks in this Jimmy's monologue are acknowledging the cinema workers behind the wall and remind us the joined nominations of De Niro & Foster

[@treetopjones737]

Also Jodi doing the "Yep, true" nod about DeNiro's girlfriend.

[@barbaracollins385]

RDJ and Jodie Foster are the best of the best. Always.

[@Rash23215]

​@@barbaracollins385 u mean RDN ??

[@arundhoni2680]

Oh man . How did he miss Matt damon we ran out of time

[@vijanrama]

There was a bit - watch the ending. Something to do with Matt and Messi the Dog.

[@beaellie9766]

The credits rolling and the Matt Damon moment happen.

[@ianthesoccerref]

Saved the best for last.🤣🤣🤣

[@PHILDR85]

​@@ianthesoccerref Totally unexpected but yet, expected 😂😂😂

[@davidanderson2519]

Only Ricky Gervais can save the Oscars. Imagine the ratings if he hosted.

[@mayberelevant3237]

Jodi Foster looks amazing !! ❤

[@mike.1]

She old

[@fionamackie3357]

​@@mike.1so? Everyone ages. She looks amazing. Bet you don't look as good as her when you get to her age. If you do.

[@infinite3joy]

@@mike.1you can’t talk. If we’re being factual.

[@As1fAhmad]

RDJ man he handled it well 😅😅

[@Mike-h8m]

We all immediately thought of Will Smith. 😂

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@Mike-h8m not me I thought of Charlie Sheen. She’s the person I think of in Hollywood that had a Coke problem..

[@prasad9002]

He had no choice

[@As-jj2rc]

​@@prasad9002well I guess but he has walk out on interview when asked about his drug use.

[@CDubya.82]

I would forgive RDJ for slapping Jimmy more than I forgive Will for slapping Chris

[@geomantilla]

This behind the scenes round of applause was INCREDIBLE 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@yourstruly2492]

RDJ was, keep it moving

[@roblo9313]

You guys get offended on behalf of people so easy.

[@ChrisW228]

@@roblo9313when did stating a fact become “getting offended”? You could literally read his lips saying exactly that.

[@beaq6755]

Lmao the dig at companies with the "look at these beautiful *human* actors"

[@concernednetizen975]

Brilliantly executed Jimmy! You're the best!

[@philip1718]

RDJ handled that inappropriate "high" joke well.

[@maryem9225]

agree. Thought Kimmel did a good job, but really hated that joke. Hopefully he got RDJ's permission beforehand.

[@burnacco]

he jokes about it himself all the time

[@Ottee2]

Some of his jokes were kinda mean. But let's go with acerbic.

[@EntoSanto]

it's a show business bruh. only will doesnt understand. lol

[@Halo-d8t]

They’re good friends that’s why.

[@MrJimheeren]

Ryan let’s go camping together and not tell our wives. Okay I laughed

[@andrewt9128]

Me too. He delivered it with an unexpected intensity and earnestness

[@Rash23215]

Is that a brokeback mountain reference??

[@reesedavid9037]

Man that RDJ part was tough, read the room

[@vsrrn67]

RDJ handled that so well. Will Smith should be taking notes

[@Fierceprotector]

Kimmel also was talking about Nolan seeing porn and his wife was right beside him. Imagine the embarrassment

[@kellyjohnson6889]

Cringy....🤨

[@humournoir7316]

@@Fierceprotector oh jesus he's not a prince of persia calm down

[@Fierceprotector]

@@humournoir7316 Who? Nolan? All I'm saying is he's commited. It's gross to say such things. I understand it's a joke but jokes need to have limits.

[@humournoir7316]

@@Fierceprotector not Nolan, you girl

[@ChadBest-ug8uo]

RDJ took it on the nose! So much respect for the man!

[@amyreynolds3619]

RDK or RDJ?

[@dianadailey9700]

Jim seemed to be coming on to guys in audience and hard stomp RDJ

[@Bangin0utWest]

😂😂😂

[@mummyjohn]

*up the nose

[@Al-rm6iz]

“Let’s go camping together and not tell our wives “ 😂

[@lizdahl847]

He was serious.😮

[@bobbyallison-j6q]

Emma Stone is gorgeous.

[@alister101]

She is, but I lost respect for her after poor things

[@thraciangrapes]

She's getting very lazy in her acting methods. Like all of them do once they get an Oscar.

[@Mariek9]

I wish that lady from Killers of the flower moon had won! I turned off the sound because she was blubbering away!@@alister101

[@tiburc10]

Oh, no! Anyway...@@alister101

[@Dr.SyedSaifAbbasNaqvi]

​@@Mariek9 Oscar is about the best performance by an actor and not political correctness.

[@marjukkhan3499]

That RDJ joke didn’t hit at all. It’s high time people move on from the past.

[@cleverusername9369]

Nicely done

[@WhoIsElKabong]

😂

[@lindalawson5517]

I didn’t like it, thought it was unnecessary. He’s been clean so long now & doing great, but he took it well .

[@joneill62614]

RDJ already confirmed in the post-oscar interview that the joke was pre-approved ahead of time by him. All these people online just freaking out over nothing. He isn't that fragile lol.

[@ahill4642]

I’ll say! Get some new material already.

[@Adam-og9gp]

Jimmy does a fantastic job acknowledging the actors and praising them and roasting them afterwards

[@senguptasayn]

Tonight should be a lesson for will Smith on how to be civil even when a joke is getting too personal.awesome gentleman Robert Downey.way to go.and heartiest congratulations!

[@prasad9002]

Maybe some people should learn lessons from Will Smith.

[@naylas3908]

Don’t be ridiculous. Jimmy and Robert have been joking about this on Jimmy’s show for years. Chris Rock, however, had a history of being nasty to Will and Jada. Plus, a 30 year ago addiction is very different to a current disease.

[@johndaley6117]

Jimmys a real one for shouting out the laborers and giving them their props. Much respect

[@AHMADKIOSK]

He had to do something emotional because he wasnt funny

[@ihavenoname-qm8nr]

@@AHMADKIOSK Hater or what

[@johngonzo9671]

Jimmy Kimmel is that Man !! He spoke up when no one didn't, stood up when everyone sat down , 💪🤝

[@AA-qb7ni]

RDJ was not feeling it and I don't blame him. First joke was fine but going in was much. Can't wait to see him win tho 🙌🏼

[@Erasureeraser]

But at least he kept it cool and handled it like a champ, he could've slapped Kimmel if he wanted too 😂

[@cozyjuni]

Honestly I don't think he was either. I mean I don't know RDJ personally obviously lmao just a fan from the outside. But I've seen enough interviews of him when he is uncomfortable lol. Homes didn't like that all, he handled it gracefully as possible. It was a whack joke. But RDJ can take a moment to also laugh at himself (so it seems) but I'm sure he was like oof lol

[@cornfield5253]

and he won!

[@cozyjuni]

​@cornfield5253 and I'm glad he did. I'm so proud of him

[@Commenting800]

Who gives a fk! The joke wasn't malicious. Get over it.

[@TabethaAurochs]

That first fraction of a second the camera captured Lily Gladstone-she's so stunning. I kept mentally willing the camera to go back to her and just... Stay there. Captivating 🤩

[@Allie8567]

She’s beautiful and her dress and earrings were stunning too

[@richardknapp8322]

Really, " Let's go camping together...." and "on a High point...." were great segways. Jimmy does it so well!

[@singuensful]

I been waiting for Jim Carrey to host this ceremony for years. They’d all get f***ed.

[@HH-gv8mx]

Where has she disappeared off to?

[@GodWeenSatan]

​@@HH-gv8mxhe's been saying how disgusting Hollywood has been for years now

[@jcoopes5604]

Jim retired!

[@HH-gv8mx]

Did he ever get remarried after Jenny McCarthy?

[@xy6845]

Yeah... you're right. Jimmy's not half as bad though. imo

[@Denbub]

Lets go camping together Ryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clqudy4750]

..."and not tell our wives!"

[@daviddaniels8]

not funny

[@danadavis917]

Yeah. Except Kimmel was quite serious.

[@alexwest5258]

It was like a reference ?

[@Andy_Babb]

@@alexwest5258no. It was a joke lol but I’m sure he’d go camping with him. Who wouldn’t 😂

[@jenawagner6475]

So incredibly happy and PROUD to see a Native American woman nominated for best actress. She is an inspiration. ❤

[@leighcochran7303]

Hope it leads to a great career for her. And she doesn't ALWAYS have to play a native American, Hollywood. They have all kinds of jobs, y'know.

[@richardknapp8322]

and how!

[@VeNuS2910]

his memory and stage presence is amazing! i think this is the best Oscar show intro i've seen so far.

[@Prism_ism]

RDJ kept it classy.

[@dragonqueen3027]

Class act with the real workers coming out at the end for a well deserved standing ovation. 👏🏽👏🏽

[@aveeeabbasi7787]

5:30 that i wink of messy 😂❤

[@Onobentz]

“Now she’s 20yrs too old to be his girlfriend” 😮😂

[@mayberelevant3237]

Sad but true 😢

[@ahill4642]

😛 brattyyyyyy

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Calling out creepy old men is always welcome. 😅 though I guess if everyone’s over 30, it’s not that bad. I also think Tina and Amy’s Gravity joke will always be the best

[@szn1580]

Men like younger chicks. Are women creepy for wanting older men?

[@friedrice7876]

​@@szn1580depends. Usually women are in it money.

[@ReecePage-j1m]

Everyone's talking about the RDJ joke but that Germany from com joke was flat out painful to watch.

[@meribel2926]

yea, this joke was just completely inappropriate.

[@patricedecourcy4505]

I find it very funny. :)

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

@@meribel2926 Nah, not really. Get some sense of humour :-)

[@Mike-h8m]

Which minute?

[@Allie8567]

Both were bad but yes that rom com Germany joke was cringeworthy

[@Aces77777]

The Oscars just keeps getting worst, Used to never miss it, now wouldn't bother

[@ericksalgado8058]

Great job giving it up to the people who move the gears and levers for Hollywood. Well done Jimmy!

[@jeswainston]

The Foster/Deniro joke about age made me laugh out loud man…

[@pitboss2617]

best part when the behind the scenes labor were on the stage

[@ryoku79]

It wasn't that bad like some are trying to make it out to be. Robert handled it well. Stupid jokes from Jimmy. He shook it off well

[@chiendinh-je2xi]

Jimmy Kimmel is no longer funny

[@Erasureeraser]

I'm more on appreciating RDJ in handling the joke in a class and comedic way

[@nanashi7779]

​@@chiendinh-je2xi no longer?

[@emceenayronaks]

Just dream😂 ​@@chiendinh-je2xi

[@kakman1958]

I'm guessing he's not writing them... Just delivers what he gets given.

[@judithbg5588]

Yes Jimmy - love your endorsement of the righteous SAG-AFRA UNION work!

[@jcoopes5604]

He did good work with the other late night boys, strike ⚡️force five!

[@RockChunk]

RDJ handling it like a true professional and man of the arts

[@mattmanley7118]

RDJ handled that well. That said Jimmy showing appreciation for Barbie was great. They all should have been nominated

[@jjcyber278]

Jimmy was wrong for that RDJ joke. Addiction not funny but RDJ handled it well.

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@jjcyber278 when was his addiction anyway? I don’t think about him when I think about drugs. I think about Charlie Sheen!

[@aymoji9479]

nah

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

@@jjcyber278 My problem with Kimmel, usually is - only that although it *can* be pretty funny, he should honestly just leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - because even though it can be pretty funny, as I said, it just riles up people and angers people waaaay too much, I mean it’s just such incredibly divisive topics; and I seriously fear that the Oscars often will lose big audiences because of it tbh. Look, I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that more on his talkshow instead, if he wants to, and then keep it a bit more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these big Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

[@jjcyber278]

@@HH-gv8mx when he did the movie Less Than Zero he was on hard core drugs cocaine and other drugs it took rehab and his wife who helped him get back from that nightmare

[@Godric_71]

Fun Fact: Margot Robie is a metal head and loves Slipknot. When Corey Taylor surprised hr with a video chat, she was star struck.

[@synhet84]

Everybody knows that by now…

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

@@synhet84 I didn’t!

[@Driv3rMadness]

Calling "Anatomy of a Fall" and "The Zone of Interest" rom-coms in Germany is one of the most distasteful jokes I've heard about the Holocaust and Germany in general on live TV, and for the cherry on top, it's told to Hüller straight to her face, in a theater where you're supposed to pretend it's funny. I thought Kimmel would not top that level of offensiveness, but then topped it with a remark on Killers of the Flower Moon being so long that one could go and "solve the Osage murders" in that time, when it was actually a genocide and no less. Oscars have lost all respect, and respect has gone down the sink.

[@mojo500100]

The intro of the union folks was a really classy thing to do.

[@chrissy1088]

and about time too! they couldn't do their jobs without all the workers on set,

[@shugssss]

Partial standing ovation 😂

[@donalokeeffe7504]

That broke back mountain reference 😂

[@katewarwick8752]

FINALLY someone talking about the crews that make these films ! Many of whom lost their livelihoods (and are still out of work) due to the strikes. Thank you Jimmy

[@brandonjacobsen3153]

Like he cares

[@jaschowdhari3463]

Still there are pay cuts evident for crew , just to show fake sympathy . These hollywood ppl will say anything for money !

[@violet5428]

RDJ jokes are not great, but "an adult woman with a brain of a child like a lady who gave a rebuttal on state of the union" is damn good!!!

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

I agree, but tbh Kimmel should leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - although it can be pretty funny, it just riles up and angers people way too much, it’s such divisive topics; and I fear that the Oscars often lose big audiences because of it tbh. I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that on his talkshow instead, and then keep it more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

[@Rash23215]

​@@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy if u r suggesting that politics should be left out of everything then my friend u r one of those conservative snowflakes who get outraged about everything

[@dixjam2258]

Americans probably have no idea how edgy that German romcom joke is for Germans...

[@sneifert1968]

Nice to point out the real workers, the people behind the scenes that make it all go.

[@Raether608]

I love that they showed the workers.

[@Malcom.L.R.]

Does anyone know the name of the song in the opening montage??

[@MadnessTheoryCh]

Brand X - Oceanic

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Pretty safe monologue from Jimmy. He balanced it out pretty well (between making safe jokes and going "a little too far" a couple of times) to avoid controversy, but I would have loved if he went after the audience a bit harder. Loved that he called out directors for their attitude during the strike, and Hollywood in general for being elitists. Don't think this monologue will have people mad on Twitter.

[@notme2day]

Obviously you haven't been on the Twitter cesspool lately... that's a good thing though.

[@lindafischer8498]

Full monologue. Some attempts at jokes that simply did not land. He’s done his time and thanks for that, but time for someone new.

[@lindafischer8498]

Meant ‘dull’ monologue.

[@harleyharris238]

Yeah no going in on actors and studios still hiring xes assaulting directors etc

[@danadavis917]

Kimmel still sucks. He's like a talented guy who's mind has derailed.

[@JoseChesterton-p9q]

That Foster & de niro joke was so apt

[@rohithn8787]

Ricky Gervais should host all the Oscars.hes freaking funny😂

[@AnxMa]

Greta deserves a nomination, to say the least. I had a stint with the industry (due to voice acting) and heard a story how - back in Sacramento - she was dumped by her then-boyfriend, who told her she would never achieve anything, while he was kicking her out of his car. Guess, she proved him wrong...

[@Tomy_Yon]

Agreed!

[@space.aeon8]

Greta deserve a nomination just because her ex-boyfriend told her something? Ok. Great argument.

[@LindaC616]

​@@space.aeon8this kook is posting this under every clip

[@Rpgd49990]

She’s gotten nominations in the past for her better films. She wasn’t snubbed this year, there was just better picks. Barbie’s great but not on the same level as her previous work, and not on the same level as other movies this year.

[@Shaywinchester07]

Bro that movie sucked Ken was the only good thing about the film

[@user-tb5ns7hc5i]

New found respect for Ryan Gosling, Billie Eilish, and Jon Cena. Terrific performances. Ryan and Slash killed it.

[@Mopark25]

No respect for Billie. Silly misandrist.

[@tamkid70]

Haha, Emma Stone's character in poor things compared to the lady who gave the GOP response for sotus 😅

[@FuzzyWuzzyHair]

That was your mother making that speech? You have a nice kitchen

[@Northcountry1926]

😂😂😂

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

I agree that it was funny, but tbh… Kimmel should leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - although it can be pretty funny, it just riles up and angers people way too much, it’s such divisive topics; and I fear that the Oscars often lose big audiences because of it tbh. I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that on his talkshow instead, and then keep it more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

[@tamkid70]

@@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy you probably are correct, tbh, I have never watched the Oscars or any other awards show except for Grammys, and these comments make me actually want to watch the monologue at least. Little turn of the dagger 🗡️😄

[@sohamroy9868]

As a person living in Germany and one who loves the German people and culture , the joke on Germany is very offensive and hurting to say the least .Every nation has dark history , we have realised our mistakes and made amends and moved on . Probably what RDJ felt on stage is what all Germans felt , Kudos to Sandra Hueller who handled that with grace and dignity. There are some boundaries one shouldn't cross and stupid Kimmel in the act of trying to be funny had crossed that line.

[@caroskaffee3052]

Sandra is literally out there making history and the only things jimmy can come up with are to mispronounce her name and making "hehe nazis" jokes

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

Nah. You should be able to joke about absolutely every single topic out there; it’s just comedy. (Although! - I do also believe in “time and place”, and I suppose that’s something that could be argued, in terms of doing that sort of joke during an awards ceremony like this 🤷🏼‍♂️ but other than that, I see no problems)

[@Allie8567]

Agree that was one of his worst jones of the night. And Sandra Huller’s reaction to it said it all…… it was not funny at all

[@caroskaffee3052]

@@Allie8567 she handled it quite well actually. rdjs reaction to the jokes at his expense was more cringey

[@danielakusters966]

True

[@mryashoo2218]

@09:35 Bravo for that Palestinian Flag 👏👏👏

[@siddharthnaagar7028]

That Foster & de niro joke was so apt 😂

[@Ottee2]

I cringed.

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

Stolen from Ricky Gervais' joke about Leonardo & his toddler-aged girlfriends.

[@xxxxx409]

you know that joke was stolen right? Kimmel hasn't been funny in 20 years

[@Ottee2]

@@xxxxx409, I dunno, when he's attacking Trump, I get a real kick out of that.

[@xxxxx409]

@@Ottee2 I would agree but liberal media single handedly giving an election to this clown by reporting/covering him 24/7, despite being banned on most socials, is more cringe than funny.

[@dennisthomas6782]

Ms Foster looks amazing 🤩

[@tiagomoraes1510]

People with strong bones age well

[@adammaas7544]

RDJ literally saved this man's monologue. He is sooooo lucky he was a support crutch on those lines

[@kr6productions]

RDJ tapping his nose and everyone knowing immediately, risky and distasteful joke and it was taken well 😂.

[@nameism7md]

what does it mean can you explain

[@nameism7md]

does it have anything to do with his addiction on coke

[@nameism7md]

does it have anything with his previous addiction

[@kr6productions]

@@nameism7md yes, it's about his coke addiction. To which since recovery he's always made jokes about it and shared how it changed his life.

[@RemmyNHL]

I think he was saying the joke was too on the nose and not a very good one@@kr6productions

[@BlacksBeachBoogieBurner]

"When Taxi was shot in 1976 Jodi Foster was young enough to be DeNiro's daughter. Now she's 20 years too old to be his girlfriend!" 😂

[@MaDFroG88]

😂😂

[@patrickmartin72]

Wow that robert downey segment really bombed

[@halfeatengamer3400]

The Fabelmans joke was perfection.

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

And Spielberg’s reaction!!! 🤣🤣🤣 he was great as well during these little “bits”, love Steven

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

Stolen from Amy Schumer when she joked about Timothé Chalamet aging into JK Simmons.

[@ViziaFilms]

Boy did Kimmel bomb with that rectangular pocket joke

[@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy]

Yeah… that one was maybe *too* crude :P although it’s all a bit subjective obviously. But it wasn’t even remotely funny either tbh lol, kinda like “…uh, ok” hahah

[@ViziaFilms]

@@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy exactly and Robert Downey Jr's reaction said it all " Like WTF?? " loll

[@evasirova3985]

Or porn joke about Nolan 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@wittynicknamehere]

I freely admit that I don't get the joke, and am scrolling comments hoping someone explains it. Blame public schooling, i guess?

[@Nxrthluvsyou]

@@wittynicknamehereit’s a common joke, “is that a rocket in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me”

[@beachstreet101]

The RDJ joke fell flat. Even RDJ didn’t know how to facial expression for that one. And Jodie Foster looks incredible. Actually she should’ve won for Nyad. If she and DeNiro both won that would’ve been a full circle moment. Loved the end of this. The best part. Acknowledging the behind the scenes crew as you rarely hear that. And the fact that the whole place stood up and cheered shows the actors are well aware of it. They are working with them side by side for months on end.

[@keith919]

RDJ had no choice but to go with it unless he wants to make a scene 🤷

[@cleverusername9369]

RDJ is too cool for that.

[@notme2day]

I like Kimmel but RDJ has class.

[@TubaTones]

And what would that achieve?

[@itsbonkerjojo9028]

What was that about? I am here completely clueless but lotta people talking about it being absolutely tasteless . What history it got ?

[@joneill62614]

RDJ already confirmed in the post-oscar interview that the joke was pre-approved ahead of time. All these people online freaking out over nothing. He isn't that fragile ffs lol.

[@MDone402]

Another great show hosted by Jimmy. Make him the permanent host!! We love you Jimmy ❤❤❤