Jimmy's Guide To Accents | Jimmy Carr

To get better at being a comedian, Jimmy thought it would be a good idea to improve his regional accents.
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[@juancarlosathome101]

This is not a masterclass in accents... This is a masterclass in audience control--Jimmy is in TOTAL control of EVERY aspect of the ENTIRE audience's attention. COMPLETE participation when asked, COMPLETE silence and absolute attention everywhere else. BRILLIANT!

[@Diponty]

Yes like when he said hands up who hasn't been jabboed? LOL those dim dims who abstained from jabbo, how foolish of them.

[@kimforrest695]

@@Diponty jabboed? Eh?

[@dunc71]

@@Diponty I assume you refer to vaccination when you say jabbo? Turns out those who got it are the dim dims.... Check the statistics

[@perceptionmanagement2116]

WHAT is the POINT of CAPITALIZING so many WORDS?

[@juancarlosathome101]

@@perceptionmanagement2116 Generally the point is to emphasize a particular subject matter...

[@Jimjolnir]

"I came out of the shop, and there was my bike.. gone." hahaha, my sides

[@fforfreedom8893]

Makes complete sense here in Wales🤣🤣

[@daithideburca98]

@@fforfreedom8893 it's a celtic thing as it makes sense in Irish too, it's how the celtic language is spoken, an translated to English. Celtic languages are more pictorial and rely on creating images in the other person's head through language, its why celts make great poets and playwrights

[@ericcaldwell3584]

....”Where’s ‘gone’?”

[@katierobertson1682]

How did i know that was Welsh before the video started 😆. Honestly jn surprised because I thought that was just British.

[@laurarees4223]

Well, the bike was there. I think the phrase “and there it was, gone”

[@chriskasatka2095]

"Yorkshire?! It's 25 pounds a ticket, I thought we priced you out!" Absolutely incredible 🤣🤣🤣

[@joelgarner1961]

@@milanok6711well people in the north off England are typically poorer than people in the south

[@Kate-nh4mw]

Love his giggle at the end of each joke, so funny 😆

[@Diponty]

LOL Of course you would.

[@davefuller84]

So true on Welsh. My gramps was Welsh, proper Swansea lad. He spoke just like he was always confused, even when sober

[@inconnu4961]

Without any vowels in your language it must be hard to speak!

[@djbukkit]

The look on his face when he says “ginger and community” had me in stitches!

[@nuberiffic]

i thought he was saying "change your own community"

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

I thought he was talking about ginger ants

[@blindknitter]

Me too, recognised the glare and I live over here!

[@mentalitydesignvideo]

I was also pretty sure he said "change your own community"

[@nigelbond4056]

Pure genius. Jimmy’s comebacks are legendary 🤣👏

[@llamasaylol]

"You tax dodging scrum!" Ahh, that phase has come back to haunt him.

[@user-mc6zk8tc8c]

Did he also dodge his taxes?

[@gordonng8090]

@@user-mc6zk8tc8c yes and has been made fun of a lot for that

[@chimchimchow]

Yeah but he jokes about it himself too, so fair game

[@partycrasher9660]

@@user-mc6zk8tc8c went to jail for it too

[@IsakSZN-es6uj]

@@partycrasher9660 he literally did not go to jail

[@alexk6110]

"I came out of the shop, and THERE was my bike - GONE"

[@JG-vh1xc]

the lil giggle at 2:18 makes me very happy

[@dankmatter3068]

huahahha

[@vanessadewey-adams4825]

SO FUNNY, loved his Aussie accent.....wish he toured here🤞🙏

[@noahsadek8017]

He did tour here you just don’t know it

[@chari01]

Seen him twice here

[@user-mc6zk8tc8c]

He was in Trondheim, Norway to do his show. Wish I had known :((

[@kiriman2489]

Fucking rona

[@buttercxpdraws8101]

Where is here??

[@theholidaylady1]

Jimmy, you're a genius. You've brightened up my life! I've watched this video several times and it still cracks me up! Keep up the good work, please!

[@peterb2272]

"Loch Ness Monster". Are you introducing yourself? Damn me he's fast.

[@danyloyarosh1676]

The best moment, when the man from the audience said "aye". The punchline of the video

[@Kholaslittlespot1]

Aye

[@adamplace1414]

"T'in't in t' tin" - - > = "It isn't in the tin." Ridiculously clever joke. Kind of the UK equivalent of "I'm 'a" meaning "I am going to.."

[@billtalent1]

Isn't it tin tin t' tin though. T'in (Tin) 't in (Tin) t' (Teh) tin (Tin).

[@freedapeeple4049]

North Americans spell it "imma" and call it ghetto slang.

[@harl4227]

Unfunny man with a big head

[@eckoschreiber]

Speaking of vowels, in Bavaria I heard: A mamalada ama hamma a daham, which loosely translates to We also got a bucket for marmelade at home.;o)

[@katierobertson1682]

We say imma in wales though

[@alfiedaws06]

his yorkshire accent was so perfect 😂😂

[@Misteryowl]

He didn't even get it right.

[@Zuernaxashyr]

"tin tin tin" lmao!

[@myarmsrgone]

@@Zuernaxashyr translation: it isn't in the tin

[@tippersma]

The Jamaica joke was genius and fast!!!

[@philipgould4438]

To laugh at themselves, a gift. Very clever man.

[@jacks6423]

Killing it as always. Thanks for brightening my day Jimmy

[@alasdairmackenzie994]

Razy Lacism - subtle and genius.

[@somerandomuser5677]

Thank you for making these

[@CaligaRelinquo]

Seeing him live is a treasure.

[@Safarimark50]

Damn straight Juan well said I saw him live years ago a masterclass in comedy and audience control and keeping them hooked, at the highest level just sublime .

[@Mutski1579]

"Were you affected by the floods? Is that why your sat so high up?" Straya! 🤙🤣

[@empydoodle13]

I'm so happy you reuploaded this, Jimmy - I missed it so much.

[@Zuernaxashyr]

Love this to bits! "tin tin tin" 💀🤣

[@sharongorman7041]

Never laughed so much lol best comedian IMO

[@luisstewart-francis5224]

Oh my god this was amazing 👏🏼

[@christinerobinson890]

This guy is quick on his feet.

[@DenKulesteSomFins]

5:25 Fookin Liam Gallagher there

[@alphaelite111games6]

10:01 this bit got me so much 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@duster15670]

6:19 'Chavvy Meerkat' 😂😂

[@vanessalong9932]

Love Jimmy's laugh❤

[@theherk]

Like a wet thumb sliding across a glass table. 😂

[@14067913]

A different accent is that from Oldham, just north of Manchester. The first conversation I had with a person from here: He mentioned an animal with horns that goes 'Moo' 'COW' Then he expressed an uncertainty. 'DOUBT' An old expression for a pub 'IN' A ladies mammary gland. 'TIT' and there was his comment on the weather: 'Cow doubt in tit'. Rough translation; 'It is rather chilly, what?'

[@parsnip1]

Are you sure they didn’t say “cloudy out, isn’t it?”, because that would make more sense?

[@jelly-baby]

@@parsnip1 no, it would cowed. Hard to write but probably sounds more like code.

[@alphaelite111games6]

9:32 was just too funny 😅😅😅😅

[@anapaulatillman.6133]

This guy's been rocking it for twenty years, and I'm only appreciating him now? I feel like a prize gilarrrrrrrr.

[@brandonwrench6839]

Yall know the bee movie is on PH

[@anshgawai]

Yes

[@corvina_y]

Dope

[@Swampson7043]

Why would you comment this?

[@fakeskeet1762]

didn’t know that no

[@Foresterscene]

Thanks i didnt know that

[@cloud4132]

9:36 _Oh sweet precious irony_

[@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE]

9:30 Man yelled “JERSEY!!” With some venom

[@samrichardson51]

If you had a Tintin figure and a tin with a Tintin design and you took the figure out, you could say: “Tintin ‘tin ‘tin Tintin tin”

[@partycrasher9660]

“Olright its fookin shyt here”

[@Romie15]

Jimmy Carr is the best! So funny!

[@cantoffendanyone5786]

This man is a savage who can roast anyone and everyone....but then he laughs. That laugh immediately brings him back down to human level

[@alexkiddonen]

Very true. But then if he humiliates you and doesn't laugh... it probably sucks

[@AxCYeR]

not laughing at all, still enjoying every second of it... he's a natural. so entertaining and quick...

[@robsmithadventures1537]

"Like a chavy meercat"🤣🤣🤣

[@DeidreL9]

Jimmy is a MAESTRO, love him!❤️

[@IDKBOXING]

His laugh is the beat haha

[@catflapper125]

aah aah

[@BossySwan]

Reminds me when I went bingo with an Australian visitor. They were so baffled by the different accents 20 miles apart in the link game.

[@inconnu4961]

A nation separated by a common language!

[@rachelcookie321]

I am confused by both “went bingo” and “the link game”.

[@BossySwan]

@@rachelcookie321 Bingo is essentially a gambling game based on marking numbers called randomly off a bit of paper. People can stand to win prizes such as money. During the evening the venue (often called a bingo hall) often links up with other bingo halls around the country to play a “link game”, usually with a much larger jackpot to win.

[@7timsch]

quick pan to the dude in the audience with the "choking hazard" with the arrow pointing down t-shirt...

[@chinmaymodi9710]

Priceless

[@markhooper4532]

Winnie Wallace... Jimmy, you are very funny.... Loved this .

[@vvylev]

Oh wait that's the whole bit ❤ love from Bulgaria

[@declaredjeans7555]

14:06 I just love the people that can't take a joke (the man). They laugh and laugh, until it's something that affects them, then it's not comedy anymore. There were quite a few frowning faces during this clip 😀

[@stevecox5012]

Was that the bloke sat next to the Irish lady? I thought that too. Not impressed, was he?! 😆

[@yelpkelp9134]

Ah still didn’t get the last joke heh

[@Autotrope]

The older that Jimmy Carr and Roger Federer get, the more they look like each other

[@seyedalamdar5052]

Awsome🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisakabigc]

I remember him doing this bit a decade ago at a show in London

[@mikejames2712]

Jimmy Carr is brilliant! I wish he would come to my hometown, San Diego, CA! 🤣😂

[@user-mc6zk8tc8c]

California? 😄 People will start rioting and looting superstores, if he tells his typical offensive jokes over there.

[@jasonharrod8370]

@@user-mc6zk8tc8c "Start" rioting? Continue, more like.

[@user-mc6zk8tc8c]

@@jasonharrod8370 Yeah, 7 months have passed since I said it. I saw some new clips in twitter few days ago. More looting! Why do the people there put up with them?

[@TheFirstAirbender1036]

@@user-mc6zk8tc8c they will try to cancel him lol...

[@anthonylong9067]

@@user-mc6zk8tc8c we learned a lot from Oregon.

[@samuelholmes3696]

I met him in Belfast years ago. Lovely fella.

[@thundabolt7867]

Im from Northumberland our accent is genuinely impossible if you weren't raised here, its like a spectrum of Scottish and geordie closer to Newcastle more geordie closer to Scotland more Scottish the middle is very odd :/

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

How special.

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

I had a stroke reading that...are youaright?

[@emmad4308]

@@nathantorresstanevil6958 they are from Northumberland clearly not

[@lunasorree7177]

it maybe extremely difficult but it can be done.

[@ThatTurboProbe]

@@nathantorresstanevil6958 Don't worry, it's normal. Especially if they are from Northumberland and Doncaster.

[@harryspooner]

Has Jimmy Carr also updated his laugh 😂

[@Q1424.]

He's got the chicken laugh!!!

[@goaway2803]

The Aussie trash talking was good XD Thank you for the education in accents too XD and take care of yourself please, Mate

[@TheRepentersChamber]

“Razy lacism” is underrated

[@mahzi_productions]

Razy Lacism had my face like the sloth from Zootopia in realization. Genius

[@vulkanofnocturne]

9:02 "How am ya?" I am become Brummy destroyer of grammar.

[@yamyam_1978]

That's our side - Black Country

[@iainyoung2677]

The Loch Ness Monster isn't in Fort William 🤣🤣🤣

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

Fake hillbily: "Y'all." Real hillbily: "You'un's."

[@cumulo25]

"There's a bomb in the car." Haha, damn! That's brutal.

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Top class Jimmy m8

[@samanthahardy9903]

To get into a Welsh accent I use the phrase, "Go up the hill and play with the sheep boyoh!" 😆

[@IEATPEACH]

3:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

[@matthewjones1541]

Yorkshire bit at 10:30

[@finnrey9715]

love the guy with the choking hazard t shirt at 2:06

[@fermageehamiltonthompson1402]

9:06 🤣🤣🤣

[@grantdervishi8186]

A woman who works at my credit union is from Wales and he has the accent down perfectly

[@Matt8284music]

I’ve got some scouse for ye Jimmy. “Pay yer tax yer meff”

[@eeggyyeeggyy]

He is very intelligent. I am very much impressed.

[@NewMessage]

You can do a good Canadian accent by saying the phrase "Holy Jeeze there, guy, eh?

[@beenaplumber8379]

"Oh Gwod, sowry abeut that."

[@inconnu4961]

But you have to say it with your teeth clenched, only moving your lips!

[@kylealexander1514]

9:35 Jimmy Carr "note to self"

[@robbingcars9140]

The Welsh phrases are a great lesson in semantics lol

[@oscar6487]

Very funny man

[@felix941010]

Man be looking like sims 4 character

[@thegray5730]

West country had me rolling.

[@abbymchugh893]

Id like to hear a German accent and an irish accent

[@mortenfrosthansen84]

He mentions that he is in fact a plastic Paddy.. a Irishman, that has lost the accent and generally is british, except for the passport. At around 14:10 Edit*- wrong timestamp... 13:50

[@carnivorehitman]

I'm German! What do you want to be said?

[@abbymchugh893]

@@JamesD-iw6pr yh I see that thanks

[@abbymchugh893]

@@mortenfrosthansen84 yes ik but I'm irish and I'd like to hear more of it thats what I meant sorry if that sounded rude but thank you

[@abbymchugh893]

@@carnivorehitman o nice im just wondering is the German accent right when they use it in movies and that?

[@plasmanade666]

Cricket 😂🤣🤣 oh I'm sleep😅

[@officialWWM]

The Chinese joke was clever.

[@officialWWM]

@Agent SMITH touché

[@rajatsirswal3327]

Key phrase for Birmingham *BY THE ORDER OF PEAKY FOOOOKIN BLINDERS EH*

[@NazSBG]

‘How am ya’ or ‘Ar yow alrite’ is not brummie it’s Black Country dialect!

[@helipeek2736]

A Black Country Dalek? Daleks - violent, merciless and pitiless cyborg? So, from Quarry Bank then?

[@havaganderforit3674]

@@helipeek2736 Quarry Bonk

[@1.masterpiece]

Gold 😂😂😂

[@pranavramraj5141]

This killed my depression

[@dawnsstar5918]

I can do accents, so I understand that you first have to say something to get stated. To do an Irish accent I have to start off with " Katie me darlin'". to do a Russian accent I have to say "I vant some vodka and a pickle ", lol

[@rachelcookie321]

When I attempt (I say attempt because I’m not very good at it) to do accents for someone reason I always start with say “I am from (insert country)” or “I am (insert nationality)”. They’re the only phrases I can start off with and basically the only phrases I can say in general because the accent quickly starts to fall apart when I try to say other things. I have no idea why it’s those phrase’s because I doubt I’ve heard that many Italian people say “I am Italiano”. I feel like there are probably phrases that I’ve heard a lot more.

[@BikeNutt1970]

The bloke in the crowd at the end was not amused at the Dublin jokes. 😆

[@biancalawrence3178]

I think if someone is going to be offended, don't go to a comedy show where the comedian is known for cultural jokes!

[@11henger]

10:58 tears

[@SG-dw8jh]

Largest English class! 🤣

[@brianthesnail3815]

I can confirm I am from Yorkshire and 'Tint In Tin' is absolutely a phrase.

[@leotarn2755]

9:30 i love self deprecating humour

[@BenState]

Some nice cans in the crowd

[@nelsonricardo3729]

Bunch of wardrobe malfunctions just waiting to happen.

[@kimchi2780]

Razy Lacism. As an Asian I laughed!

[@justinthislife]

You cant buy a gate at a riot...