Jimmy's Guide To Accents | Jimmy Carr

[@juancarlosathome101]

This is not a masterclass in accents... This is a masterclass in audience control--Jimmy is in TOTAL control of EVERY aspect of the ENTIRE audience's attention. COMPLETE participation when asked, COMPLETE silence and absolute attention everywhere else. BRILLIANT!

[@Diponty]

Yes like when he said hands up who hasn't been jabboed? LOL those dim dims who abstained from jabbo, how foolish of them.

[@kimforrest695]

@@Diponty jabboed? Eh?

[@dunc71]

@@Diponty I assume you refer to vaccination when you say jabbo? Turns out those who got it are the dim dims.... Check the statistics

[@perceptionmanagement2116]

WHAT is the POINT of CAPITALIZING so many WORDS?

[@juancarlosathome101]

@@perceptionmanagement2116 Generally the point is to emphasize a particular subject matter...

[@chriskasatka2095]

"Yorkshire?! It's 25 pounds a ticket, I thought we priced you out!" Absolutely incredible 🤣🤣🤣

[@JGarner.2004]

@@milanok6711well people in the north off England are typically poorer than people in the south

[@Jimjolnir]

"I came out of the shop, and there was my bike.. gone." hahaha, my sides

[@fforfreedom8893]

Makes complete sense here in Wales🤣🤣

[@daithideburca98]

@@fforfreedom8893 it's a celtic thing as it makes sense in Irish too, it's how the celtic language is spoken, an translated to English. Celtic languages are more pictorial and rely on creating images in the other person's head through language, its why celts make great poets and playwrights

[@ericcaldwell3584]

....”Where’s ‘gone’?”

[@katierobertson1682]

How did i know that was Welsh before the video started 😆. Honestly jn surprised because I thought that was just British.

[@laurarees4223]

Well, the bike was there. I think the phrase “and there it was, gone”

[@N-nh4mw]

Love his giggle at the end of each joke, so funny 😆

[@Diponty]

LOL Of course you would.

[@nigelbond4056]

Pure genius. Jimmy’s comebacks are legendary 🤣👏

[@davefuller84]

So true on Welsh. My gramps was Welsh, proper Swansea lad. He spoke just like he was always confused, even when sober

[@inconnu4961]

Without any vowels in your language it must be hard to speak!

[@zlozlozlo]

How often was he sober?

[@theholidaylady1]

Jimmy, you're a genius. You've brightened up my life! I've watched this video several times and it still cracks me up! Keep up the good work, please!

[@vanessadewey-adams4825]

SO FUNNY, loved his Aussie accent.....wish he toured here🤞🙏

[@noahsadek8017]

He did tour here you just don’t know it

[@chari01]

Seen him twice here

[@София-д3р7д]

He was in Trondheim, Norway to do his show. Wish I had known :((

[@kiriman2489]

Fucking rona

[@buttercxpdraws8101]

Where is here??

[@alexk6110]

"I came out of the shop, and THERE was my bike - GONE"

[@llamasaylol]

"You tax dodging scrum!" Ahh, that phase has come back to haunt him.

[@София-д3р7д]

Did he also dodge his taxes?

[@gordonng8090]

@@София-д3р7д yes and has been made fun of a lot for that

[@chimchimchow]

Yeah but he jokes about it himself too, so fair game

[@partycrasher9660]

@@София-д3р7д went to jail for it too

[@IsakSZN-es6uj]

@@partycrasher9660 he literally did not go to jail

[@jacks6423]

Killing it as always. Thanks for brightening my day Jimmy

[@djbukkit]

The look on his face when he says “ginger and community” had me in stitches!

[@nuberiffic]

i thought he was saying "change your own community"

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

I thought he was talking about ginger ants

[@blindknitter]

Me too, recognised the glare and I live over here!

[@mentalitydesignvideo]

I was also pretty sure he said "change your own community"

[@JG-vh1xc]

the lil giggle at 2:18 makes me very happy

[@dankmatter3068]

huahahha

[@adamplace1414]

"T'in't in t' tin" - - > = "It isn't in the tin." Ridiculously clever joke. Kind of the UK equivalent of "I'm 'a" meaning "I am going to.."

[@billtalent1]

Isn't it tin tin t' tin though. T'in (Tin) 't in (Tin) t' (Teh) tin (Tin).

[@freedapeeple4049]

North Americans spell it "imma" and call it ghetto slang.

[@harl4227]

Unfunny man with a big head

[@eckoschreiber]

Speaking of vowels, in Bavaria I heard: A mamalada ama hamma a daham, which loosely translates to We also got a bucket for marmelade at home.;o)

[@katierobertson1682]

We say imma in wales though

[@philipgould4438]

To laugh at themselves, a gift. Very clever man.

[@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE]

9:30 Man yelled “JERSEY!!” With some venom

[@tippersma]

The Jamaica joke was genius and fast!!!

[@CaligaRelinquo]

Seeing him live is a treasure.

[@Safarimark50]

Damn straight Juan well said I saw him live years ago a masterclass in comedy and audience control and keeping them hooked, at the highest level just sublime .

[@alasdairmackenzie994]

Razy Lacism - subtle and genius.

[@danyloyarosh1676]

The best moment, when the man from the audience said "aye". The punchline of the video

[@Kholaslittlespot1]

Aye

[@alfiedaws06]

his yorkshire accent was so perfect 😂😂

[@Misteryowl]

He didn't even get it right.

[@Zuernaxashyr]

"tin tin tin" lmao!

[@myarmsrgone]

@@Zuernaxashyr translation: it isn't in the tin

[@peterb2272]

"Loch Ness Monster". Are you introducing yourself? Damn me he's fast.

[@christinerobinson890]

This guy is quick on his feet.

[@anapaulatillman.6133]

This guy's been rocking it for twenty years, and I'm only appreciating him now? I feel like a prize gilarrrrrrrr.

[@brandonwrench6839]

Yall know the bee movie is on PH

[@anshgawai]

Yes

[@corvina_y]

Dope

[@Swampson1738]

Why would you comment this?

[@fakeskeet1762]

didn’t know that no

[@Foresterscene]

Thanks i didnt know that

[@AxCYeR]

not laughing at all, still enjoying every second of it... he's a natural. so entertaining and quick...

[@partycrasher9660]

“Olright its fookin shyt here”

[@14067913]

A different accent is that from Oldham, just north of Manchester. The first conversation I had with a person from here: He mentioned an animal with horns that goes 'Moo' 'COW' Then he expressed an uncertainty. 'DOUBT' An old expression for a pub 'IN' A ladies mammary gland. 'TIT' and there was his comment on the weather: 'Cow doubt in tit'. Rough translation; 'It is rather chilly, what?'

[@parsnip1]

Are you sure they didn’t say “cloudy out, isn’t it?”, because that would make more sense?

[@jelly-baby]

@@parsnip1 no, it would cowed. Hard to write but probably sounds more like code.

[@Mutski1579]

"Were you affected by the floods? Is that why your sat so high up?" Straya! 🤙🤣

[@empydoodle]

I'm so happy you reuploaded this, Jimmy - I missed it so much.

[@DenKulesteSomFins]

5:25 Fookin Liam Gallagher there

[@Rileyboy208]

Thank you for making these

[@declaredjeans7555]

14:06 I just love the people that can't take a joke (the man). They laugh and laugh, until it's something that affects them, then it's not comedy anymore. There were quite a few frowning faces during this clip 😀

[@stevecox5012]

Was that the bloke sat next to the Irish lady? I thought that too. Not impressed, was he?! 😆

[@yelpkelp9134]

Ah still didn’t get the last joke heh

[@Zuernaxashyr]

Love this to bits! "tin tin tin" 💀🤣

[@duster15670]

6:19 'Chavvy Meerkat' 😂😂

[@BossySwan]

Reminds me when I went bingo with an Australian visitor. They were so baffled by the different accents 20 miles apart in the link game.

[@inconnu4961]

A nation separated by a common language!

[@rachelcookie321]

I am confused by both “went bingo” and “the link game”.

[@BossySwan]

@@rachelcookie321 Bingo is essentially a gambling game based on marking numbers called randomly off a bit of paper. People can stand to win prizes such as money. During the evening the venue (often called a bingo hall) often links up with other bingo halls around the country to play a “link game”, usually with a much larger jackpot to win.

[@vanessalong9932]

Love Jimmy's laugh❤

[@theherk]

Like a wet thumb sliding across a glass table. 😂

[@thundabolt7867]

Im from Northumberland our accent is genuinely impossible if you weren't raised here, its like a spectrum of Scottish and geordie closer to Newcastle more geordie closer to Scotland more Scottish the middle is very odd :/

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

How special.

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

I had a stroke reading that...are youaright?

[@emmad4308]

@@nathantorresstanevil6958 they are from Northumberland clearly not

[@lunasorree7177]

it maybe extremely difficult but it can be done.

[@ThatTurboProbe]

@@nathantorresstanevil6958 Don't worry, it's normal. Especially if they are from Northumberland and Doncaster.

[@cantoffendanyone5786]

This man is a savage who can roast anyone and everyone....but then he laughs. That laugh immediately brings him back down to human level

[@alexkiddonen]

Very true. But then if he humiliates you and doesn't laugh... it probably sucks

[@alphaelite111games6]

10:01 this bit got me so much 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

[@abbymchugh893]

Id like to hear a German accent and an irish accent

[@mortenfrosthansen84]

He mentions that he is in fact a plastic Paddy.. a Irishman, that has lost the accent and generally is british, except for the passport. At around 14:10 Edit*- wrong timestamp... 13:50

[@carnivorehitman]

I'm German! What do you want to be said?

[@abbymchugh893]

@@JamesD-iw6pr yh I see that thanks

[@abbymchugh893]

@@mortenfrosthansen84 yes ik but I'm irish and I'd like to hear more of it thats what I meant sorry if that sounded rude but thank you

[@abbymchugh893]

@@carnivorehitman o nice im just wondering is the German accent right when they use it in movies and that?

[@goaway2803]

The Aussie trash talking was good XD Thank you for the education in accents too XD and take care of yourself please, Mate

[@alphaelite111games6]

9:32 was just too funny 😅😅😅😅

[@7timsch]

quick pan to the dude in the audience with the "choking hazard" with the arrow pointing down t-shirt...

[@samrichardson51]

If you had a Tintin figure and a tin with a Tintin design and you took the figure out, you could say: “Tintin ‘tin ‘tin Tintin tin”

[@mattm6773]

no way

[@mahzi_productions]

Razy Lacism had my face like the sloth from Zootopia in realization. Genius

[@sharongorman7041]

Never laughed so much lol best comedian IMO

[@robsmithadventures1537]

"Like a chavy meercat"🤣🤣🤣

[@mikejames2712]

Jimmy Carr is brilliant! I wish he would come to my hometown, San Diego, CA! 🤣😂

[@София-д3р7д]

California? 😄 People will start rioting and looting superstores, if he tells his typical offensive jokes over there.

[@jasonharrod8370]

@@София-д3р7д "Start" rioting? Continue, more like.

[@София-д3р7д]

@@jasonharrod8370 Yeah, 7 months have passed since I said it. I saw some new clips in twitter few days ago. More looting! Why do the people there put up with them?

[@TheFirstAirbender1036]

@@София-д3р7д they will try to cancel him lol...

[@anthonylong9067]

@@София-д3р7д we learned a lot from Oregon.

[@samuelholmes3696]

I met him in Belfast years ago. Lovely fella.

[@Romie15]

Jimmy Carr is the best! So funny!

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

Fake hillbily: "Y'all." Real hillbily: "You'un's."

[@luisstewart-francis5224]

Oh my god this was amazing 👏🏼

[@chrisakabigc]

I remember him doing this bit a decade ago at a show in London

[@questeusher]

'dont worry were not going to take your benefits away' that joke didn't age well

[@DeidreL9]

Jimmy is a MAESTRO, love him!❤️

[@pranavramraj5141]

This killed my depression

[@samanthahardy9903]

To get into a Welsh accent I use the phrase, "Go up the hill and play with the sheep boyoh!" 😆

[@Autotrope]

The older that Jimmy Carr and Roger Federer get, the more they look like each other

[@markhooper4532]

Winnie Wallace... Jimmy, you are very funny.... Loved this .

[@grantdervishi8186]

A woman who works at my credit union is from Wales and he has the accent down perfectly

[@NewMessage]

You can do a good Canadian accent by saying the phrase "Holy Jeeze there, guy, eh?

[@beenaplumber8379]

"Oh Gwod, sowry abeut that."

[@inconnu4961]

But you have to say it with your teeth clenched, only moving your lips!

[@eeggyyeeggyy]

He is very intelligent. I am very much impressed.

[@matthewjones1541]

Yorkshire bit at 10:30

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Razy Lacism. As an Asian I laughed!

[@Attlanttizz]

Man, we need some new material!

[@ge0rgialiv]

Couldn’t agree more

[@IDKBOXING]

His laugh is the beat haha

[@catflapper125]

aah aah

[@felix941010]

Man be looking like sims 4 character

[@Matt8284music]

I’ve got some scouse for ye Jimmy. “Pay yer tax yer meff”

[@officialWWM]

The Chinese joke was clever.

[@officialWWM]

@Agent SMITH touché

[@dawnsstar5918]

I can do accents, so I understand that you first have to say something to get stated. To do an Irish accent I have to start off with " Katie me darlin'". to do a Russian accent I have to say "I vant some vodka and a pickle ", lol

[@rachelcookie321]

When I attempt (I say attempt because I’m not very good at it) to do accents for someone reason I always start with say “I am from (insert country)” or “I am (insert nationality)”. They’re the only phrases I can start off with and basically the only phrases I can say in general because the accent quickly starts to fall apart when I try to say other things. I have no idea why it’s those phrase’s because I doubt I’ve heard that many Italian people say “I am Italiano”. I feel like there are probably phrases that I’ve heard a lot more.

[@vulkanofnocturne]

9:02 "How am ya?" I am become Brummy destroyer of grammar.

[@yamyam_1978]

That's our side - Black Country

[@TheRepentersChamber]

“Razy lacism” is underrated

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Top class Jimmy m8

[@cumulo25]

"There's a bomb in the car." Haha, damn! That's brutal.

[@vvylev]

Oh wait that's the whole bit ❤ love from Bulgaria

[@iainyoung2677]

The Loch Ness Monster isn't in Fort William 🤣🤣🤣

[@Q1424.]

He's got the chicken laugh!!!

[@ivekgicja1165]

8:58 You're welcome

[@NazSBG]

‘How am ya’ or ‘Ar yow alrite’ is not brummie it’s Black Country dialect!

[@helipeek2736]

A Black Country Dalek? Daleks - violent, merciless and pitiless cyborg? So, from Quarry Bank then?

[@havaganderforit3674]

@@helipeek2736 Quarry Bonk

[@jordanwillrog]

Let’s be real Jimmy carr is a great comic just like Shaun lock was and he deserves the credit

[@michaelharrison3602]

The scouser couldn't answer he was outside pinching the radio out of Jimmy's motor 😅

[@fforfreedom8893]

The Welsh accent was outstanding

[@kartoffel4870]

It really wasn’t

[@justinmorgan2126]

@@kartoffel4870 agreed, it was pretty bad, he'd have been better to pick a Cardi accent

[@Kholaslittlespot1]

Haha he kind of veered off into Indian

[@BikeNutt1970]

The bloke in the crowd at the end was not amused at the Dublin jokes. 😆

[@biancalawrence3178]

I think if someone is going to be offended, don't go to a comedy show where the comedian is known for cultural jokes!

[@vivienmccabe4456]

Thanks

[@finnrey9715]

love the guy with the choking hazard t shirt at 2:06

[@rajatsirswal3327]

Key phrase for Birmingham *BY THE ORDER OF PEAKY FOOOOKIN BLINDERS EH*

[@moggycampbell06]

😂 spot on. I'm a bestie, (although we moved to the midlands UK in the late 70's). My Husband gets infuriated with how slowly I talk!

[@matthewkirk]

Where's Allen?!

[@chinmaymodi9710]

Priceless

[@iBoss818]

Can anyone explain that last joke about the gypsy wedding? I feel like I'd be rolling on the floor if I got it

[@harryspooner]

Has Jimmy Carr also updated his laugh 😂

[@justinthislife]

You cant buy a gate at a riot...

[@houdinimagpie3364]

I actually choked on my beer while watching this 😂 a little came out my nose at 8:30

[@kylealexander1514]

9:35 Jimmy Carr "note to self"

[@FrankieJamesNews]

Canadians sound like British people trying to do an American accent.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@silvergirl2847]

Particularly Scottish people trying to do an American accent.tomy ear

[@adventussaxonum448]

Pretty much what they are... 😄

[@toade1583]

​@@silvergirl2847 I mean that's basically what is for many Canadians, especially those for the East Coast(mix Scottish and Irish). Alberta is mainly just Irish so it has a higher pitch and Ontario and BC had the most English influence so it's a little toned down in those areas.

[@robbingcars9140]

The Welsh phrases are a great lesson in semantics lol

[@thegray5730]

West country had me rolling.