Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes - Extended & Uncut

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr

6 ай бұрын

In this extended cut of Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes, Jimmy does exactly that. He tells more jokes.
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@ItsMeYourRealDad
@ItsMeYourRealDad 6 ай бұрын
Jimmy thanks for putting these up for free, you are a legend, most people still charge for them
@RANDOMCLIPS894
@RANDOMCLIPS894 6 ай бұрын
That guy who went for a piss was not happy about the seat switch 😂😂😂
@chrisphallheatlover9848
@chrisphallheatlover9848 6 ай бұрын
😂
@EternalChamp
@EternalChamp 6 ай бұрын
Captain Obvious says:
@duncanallen9433
@duncanallen9433 6 ай бұрын
Not happy at all was he? 😂😂😂
@johnlivsey4146
@johnlivsey4146 6 ай бұрын
Got to be part of the show. Some people are just unappreciative.
@ChrisOReilly
@ChrisOReilly 5 ай бұрын
I mean, he paid for a seat just to have it taken...
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 6 ай бұрын
Absolute classic set, even more awesome to see the extended cut version, especially the banter with the guy whose seat was taken when he went for a piss!
@w33sle9
@w33sle9 6 ай бұрын
Dude, it’s great to see all your earlier work getting the appreciation it deserves in this channel. Especially recently; I see what you’re doing mister
@michaelreay6992
@michaelreay6992 5 ай бұрын
Thanks jimmy
@robertmcwilliam7294
@robertmcwilliam7294 3 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😅’I obkbibpnkoK: ,,..>>M.? ! ,
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 3 ай бұрын
That comment _COULD_ be construed as offensive. We must police all thoughts & opinions you know. Those are worse crimes than actions.
@resiantonif3741
@resiantonif3741 3 ай бұрын
32:57 the cameraman knew where is the right spot😂
@christopherk111
@christopherk111 6 ай бұрын
Jimmy is an Absolute universal treasure ,,best wishes from Australia
@johnchristopheraltoft7507
@johnchristopheraltoft7507 6 ай бұрын
Hilarious as always 😂, genuinely saved my life Jimmy mate
@georgesos
@georgesos 6 ай бұрын
You are a legend. Good thing Britain knows how to show appreciation to its talent.
@poilboiler
@poilboiler 6 ай бұрын
Dvd's were "more trouble than they're worth"? Someone doesn't remember rewinding vhs tapes. :D
@SkyBlue222222
@SkyBlue222222 6 ай бұрын
My favorite set. So so funny. Thanks for giving me belly laughs.❤
@Menown7
@Menown7 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for posting Jimmy it really cheered me up to rewatch this!
@happivaras
@happivaras 4 ай бұрын
Love the word play😂😂😂
@LeChapeauMusic
@LeChapeauMusic 5 ай бұрын
Everyone be checkin out Origami Dinosaur 😂😂😂
@philliphayden2727
@philliphayden2727 5 ай бұрын
I think Jimmy might be sad he no longer has the biggest face in comedy. Love from Texas, mate, praying you are healthy.
@controlthenight
@controlthenight 6 ай бұрын
When you make a joke about downs and the camera person zooms directly to someone with downs. That's some bold editing. 😂
@natashamurray66
@natashamurray66 3 ай бұрын
The are so easy to take the piss out of
@wyvernslayer7
@wyvernslayer7 5 күн бұрын
the idea of someone trying to explain outdated tech to younger audiences, it's hilarious
@LiLsCo0tZ
@LiLsCo0tZ 6 ай бұрын
always love your standup, Jimmy.. hope you're doing well. Best wishes from Canada, eh!
@annimalasenko7326
@annimalasenko7326 5 ай бұрын
I was skeptical at first, but man you are funny XD😂
@ChayseJordan
@ChayseJordan 6 ай бұрын
"you know where your winkle is" 😂😂😂😂😂
@brandonjuck7834
@brandonjuck7834 6 ай бұрын
How after ages, are most of these jokes so relevant to now 😂😂
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 4 ай бұрын
He''s simply the best in his class!!! Thank you for thischannel, Jimmy, & keeping it well-filled with your excellence. .
@baldskiolatunji
@baldskiolatunji 4 ай бұрын
"more trouble than there were" couldn't have said it better myself
@bflmpsvz870
@bflmpsvz870 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy = the God of humour. And also the widest face in entertainment industry. He could not be more funny.
@happivaras
@happivaras 4 ай бұрын
@bflmpsvz870 I know you were trying to be complimentary, but "god" IS a childish fantasy, Jimmy is real. And really funny.
@mickfredrider
@mickfredrider Ай бұрын
By God of Humour most people would understand you mean the pinnacle, the best and/or unsurpassed in style. That is complimentary.
@rumjay6466
@rumjay6466 6 ай бұрын
jimmy, love what you stand for, nice tosee what wasn't on the dvd. thanks muchly
@TheRealMrNixon
@TheRealMrNixon 6 ай бұрын
This is awesome. Thank you sir. Cheers,
@maxwelloforho4963
@maxwelloforho4963 5 ай бұрын
Beautiful comedy Jimmy 😂😂.. I'm watching from Nigeria
@tbz709
@tbz709 6 ай бұрын
Sick. I love this special but haven't watched it in years!
@timdavidson8191
@timdavidson8191 6 ай бұрын
love your work
@uniqueflowsnake
@uniqueflowsnake 6 ай бұрын
Thanks Jimmy!
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 6 ай бұрын
Great show 😂
@Vivi-hj8jg
@Vivi-hj8jg 6 ай бұрын
You really do make us laugh
@evangelosmichalis
@evangelosmichalis 18 күн бұрын
Just want to say thank you for the videos
@Calladventures
@Calladventures 6 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@kencosmooth5317
@kencosmooth5317 10 күн бұрын
Fucking legend. Jimmy. Top class comedy
@pyrotechnic6135
@pyrotechnic6135 4 ай бұрын
I wonder if Steve ever got to go out with Tracie after the show, Jimmy the matchmaker.
@user-fh7mg6tq4d
@user-fh7mg6tq4d 2 күн бұрын
Is it concerning that I'm 13 and I get most of these jokes?
@user-wv7hr1cq6d
@user-wv7hr1cq6d 4 ай бұрын
Love it Jimmy
@Simkets
@Simkets 6 ай бұрын
I'm going to see him live next year!! Wooot! 😎😎
@jimfear13
@jimfear13 2 ай бұрын
i am probably definitely not the first to say this but: i love how jimmy, with age, turned into Quagmire even more
@konradsiemon9336
@konradsiemon9336 Ай бұрын
Him and McFarlane would be great to hear
@ayushkadel1168
@ayushkadel1168 6 ай бұрын
Lets see Jimmy's jimmy extended and uncut
@user-jm8un8bd5w
@user-jm8un8bd5w 4 ай бұрын
Sack the dentist. I’ll give you a good filling Kev 😂
@maxwelloforho4963
@maxwelloforho4963 5 ай бұрын
"Extended and uncut " 😂😂
@DarrenEden-ub4vj
@DarrenEden-ub4vj 4 ай бұрын
Jimmy, I got as far as the introduction, and I have to say. "If a person is too young to know what a DVD is the are also too young to hear some of your jokes."
@lloydnorval1989
@lloydnorval1989 5 ай бұрын
34:39 🤣🤣 and the joke straight after 😅
@tomrunelian9005
@tomrunelian9005 4 ай бұрын
Legend!!!
@Bluesmusicno1
@Bluesmusicno1 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant brutal 👌
@fretlessman71
@fretlessman71 6 ай бұрын
Interesting that he uses RHCP to open the show considering his history with Kiedis.
@martini668
@martini668 6 ай бұрын
What history?
@matttrafton2725
@matttrafton2725 6 ай бұрын
How are there not more up votes??? Carr is a joke genius.
@richblack86
@richblack86 6 ай бұрын
Go on Jimmy
@NozUrbina
@NozUrbina 6 ай бұрын
Left off at Fritzle. I shall return!
@johnthekeane
@johnthekeane 6 ай бұрын
When I was a kid, my mum used the ' I'll give you up for adoption ' method on me. I was like; If only!
@qohenleth4472
@qohenleth4472 6 ай бұрын
I want to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.
@rabsmiff
@rabsmiff 5 ай бұрын
absolute Carrisms----incarr-nate.
@benbenji4245
@benbenji4245 6 ай бұрын
Jimmy, would you ever come to Singapore for a show? I'd love to attend
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 5 ай бұрын
isn't singapore too strict for his type of comedy?
@paulbruniera2081
@paulbruniera2081 6 ай бұрын
More 8 out of 10, pleeease.
@ericross1121
@ericross1121 6 ай бұрын
Now I need to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.
@thesteelego
@thesteelego 5 ай бұрын
lol look at the 2nd most rewatched part... its the 'She's got a nice ass though." because we all went back 10 seconds to check.
@mikechristian-vn1le
@mikechristian-vn1le 4 ай бұрын
Pia Zadora had a rich husband who was always willing to finance anything she wanted to be in, and buy awards for her, like the Golden Globe, for her, too.
@manu-tonyo9654
@manu-tonyo9654 6 ай бұрын
Always funny as F Jimmy, thanks for all the examples of 'write a joke, it doesn't matter, just write it anyway' at the end, un used material,whatever :)
@Pierre-Jonqueres
@Pierre-Jonqueres 6 ай бұрын
"Uncut" ? :P
@alexd9597
@alexd9597 4 ай бұрын
its a good joke. However, Simon Cowell is what ALOT of people need. big fan of Jimmy Carr , love the performance.
@malcolmedwards462
@malcolmedwards462 6 ай бұрын
Are you ok
@garyt.8745
@garyt.8745 5 ай бұрын
Whatever happened with Steve and Tracy? 😂
@alantheloneranger
@alantheloneranger 5 ай бұрын
Why the picture of Mohammed Ali
@user-ic5bh4gp2i
@user-ic5bh4gp2i 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@WarrenGdog28
@WarrenGdog28 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@RustCohleTX
@RustCohleTX Ай бұрын
Don't be a llunt about it!😂😂😂
@paulbruniera2081
@paulbruniera2081 6 ай бұрын
You're starting to look like a skinny Simon Cowell. Stop it.... Love you.
@punipuk8507
@punipuk8507 4 ай бұрын
Freddie tones
@brighterdesign69
@brighterdesign69 5 күн бұрын
explain boy pichochio jimmy chubby cheeks - to skinny jimmy - was it a vacation?
@Sam-bz4hf
@Sam-bz4hf Ай бұрын
My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog
@_J.F_
@_J.F_ 6 ай бұрын
So did Steve and Tracey go on a date? ....or maybe just straight round the bins out the back.
@BarryEdmunds-ki2rl
@BarryEdmunds-ki2rl 15 күн бұрын
Jimmy carr can say what he wants even crap about kuds but yousay somthing and they threaten to cut you iff double standards thats why i fint bother with internet
@lechnebjokeur5755
@lechnebjokeur5755 Ай бұрын
Didn't get the chimpanzee joke Can anyone explain
@redemptionneeded
@redemptionneeded 6 ай бұрын
What has he done to his face
@TyTye
@TyTye 6 ай бұрын
I can see that 'pregnant man' joke not getting much applause with the green haired crowd :D
@Fizz-Pop
@Fizz-Pop 6 ай бұрын
Truth hurts.
@soberhippie
@soberhippie 6 ай бұрын
Are there any tax related reasons for Jimmy posting these?
@robertbaindourov134
@robertbaindourov134 4 ай бұрын
Jimmy you going the way of Charlie Murphy or what?
@trashpanda3388
@trashpanda3388 4 ай бұрын
Wi soe riceist
@Pittmail88
@Pittmail88 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy is starting to look like Joan Rivers.
@beastModeRocco
@beastModeRocco 6 ай бұрын
Interesting how the camera cuts to someone with Down’s syndrome after that Down’s syndrome joke
@aarondavies8486
@aarondavies8486 6 ай бұрын
Snowflake why you here bet your jabbed more than once
@christopherdavis4135
@christopherdavis4135 6 ай бұрын
Probably just a coincidence, she seemed to find it funny though.
@user-sq1zh9qv4k
@user-sq1zh9qv4k 4 ай бұрын
Did you know there is women in the world? Yeah i put the cnt there
@annsumner8570
@annsumner8570 4 ай бұрын
I was going to say come to 🇨🇦 but we just had Tucker Carlson and the libs have gone insane. You would probably be banned.
@alexkilgour1328
@alexkilgour1328 2 ай бұрын
I know this might be shocking to you, but Jimmy isn't a conservative.
@HaitianBlue
@HaitianBlue 4 ай бұрын
Did jimmy get plastic surgery? He looks different
@jasonwiley798
@jasonwiley798 4 ай бұрын
Extended and uncut. Disgusting
@stephenlindsey6631
@stephenlindsey6631 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy is just not funny I’ve watched a lot of his stuff But I might laugh once or twice But not funny
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 5 ай бұрын
agree, still entertaining though
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