Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 2 | Jimmy Carr

The second instalment of Jimmy Carr's Audience Roasts and he doesn't hold back! Tag your favourite gag in the comments!
'Not to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'
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[@EthanR1698]

“That is your girlfriend? I’m not gonna swap if that’s ok” left my jaw on the floor LMAO

[@1.masterpiece]

It was just brutal wasn't it 🤦🏾😂

[@oldiessoul3556]

I cringed so hard at this. He's a genius.

[@709mash]

I still can't get over the fact he deconstructed his own joke to poke fun at someone. Genius.

[@luminatron]

I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet but I'm guessing it's snake bites

[@Mitchell432]

Brilliantly put. Hats off to you applause……

[@SixFour0391]

Schrödinger‘s cat…in comedy!

[@thedolphin5428]

You'd like Stewart Lee.

[@since1876]

When I got to that part in the full special I was crying laughing at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karollyjak]

Jimmy Carr is genius of comedy, because he's so good in improvised situations, which are the most difficult. He reacts very quickly.

[@ouassimzayani8806]

He have been doing this for years. with practise and because he love what he does . he improved so much

[@LasTCursE69]

Sharp & Savage, gotta love his shows..

[@charlidog2]

@@LasTCursE69 I wouldn't want to be in the first 15 rows.

[@Ryder056]

@@charlidog2 old man was way in the back and he still saw him

[@VanceRefrigeration]

Cars have wheels. Boats float. Planes fly. Any other useless facts for us?

[@k10gai7]

"Help pay for the minibus that brought you here" 🤣🤣

[@modsmum]

Love his quick wit. He has an answer for everything.

[@CommanderSuberox]

Mainly because he's practiced and prepared for any kind of response.

[@Bobal27]

Except “How do we cure cancer?” Or “How many pedophile jokes can I make before the audience realizes it’s a cry for help, and I want to be caught?”

[@cov9290]

@Thomas Serrano i always thought it was natural

[@gemsaint1485]

@@CommanderSuberox He can't predict what people will say

[@ninjapants7688]

The first rule of heckling Jimmy Carr: Don't Unless you work for the Tax office.

[@jesusrox4u]

Usually, I don’t care much for folks explaining jokes whether I get them or not, but this guy does it in a way that makes it entertaining.

[@debbiehf05]

It's because it's a joke in of itself.

[@jesusrox4u]

@@debbiehf05 I guess that makes sense.

[@mazinkhalil5119]

Vfcf just

[@jesusrox4u]

@@mazinkhalil5119 Huh?

[@NewMessage]

And they paid good money for that abuse, too.

[@kobrien4121]

Worth every penny

[@sovietskysoyuz7053]

Kib Kib definently

[@jackwatsonepic626]

The people who go to see Jimmy Carr know what's going to happen . To me his the king of the roasts so quick on the mark

[@lauratattersall1293]

Don't waste ur bad money then & waste yr breath instead by watching yr TV at home at least it's cheaper

[@Nergal_Slayer]

I'd pay double

[@mrdquick]

When I roast my audience my supervisor calls it poor customer service... SMH

[@aditya.shukla.2005]

Lmaoo

[@rakasin]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Prim0rdiaL7]

Well that's better than my supervisor. When I roasted my audience, they banned me from using the oven and called the cops on me.

[@alexandersmidt5289]

That's hilarious. U made that up?

[@amroge8703]

@@Prim0rdiaL7, shame, would have loved to see those burns.

[@TomStansfield]

The speed and versatility of his responses is just next level 🤣

[@jwr429]

👌🏻🤣

[@301_jay2]

15:43 Lmao finally, Jimmy’s real laugh confirmed

[@jord9261]

301_ Jay ayyyy knew it was fake

[@patchy64]

Why does he have the fake laugh though, like I really don't get it 😂

[@yougood809]

Well done lad

[@laughingduadi8778]

Also 4:27

[@laurenbuttle9397]

@@patchy64 he doesn’t

[@wildwolf405]

Damn, I didn’t realize you guys had your own Alabama

[@stevenblakeakahashburns]

WildWolf40 ye it’s called Birmingham Oh you have one of them too 😬

[@stbu9709]

Yep......Norfolk and Scotland!

[@Anna101shark]

Yeah us up in Norfolk!

[@amazingflame5139]

Nah mate it’s Wiltshire

[@zakdawson1673]

Brosley

[@boblang830]

'Thumb-in a softie' is probably the best sentence I've ever heard

[@mariahmakinen6887]

Love Jimmy. His ability to make people uncomfortable is great.

[@ameyshirsat5270]

"I imagine your family tree is a straight line" hahahahahah

[@andrewparsonage8465]

Haha the control he has on the audience is amazing 😂

[@vargatamas6422]

Jimmy is the best comedian ever at improvising, insults and quick retorts and it's not even close. he makes it look like effortless.

[@LaCe5758]

"imagine your family tree's just a straight line" hahaha amazing

[@reach2prasanna]

Parents from the UK are so cool to bring their young kids to a comedy show that's clearly meant for adults.

[@daletravels23]

Lol

[@CarterWills1]

Prasanna J because unlike American kids, British children say these kind of jokes

[@djcsr]

It could be relative to their different milestones. American kids are allowed their first legal beer at 21 so they probably shouldn’t be exposed to dirty jokes until maybe 18 or 19.

[@JonathanZeidman]

@@CarterWills1 Kids the world over say these kinds of jokes, but I'm still surprised a parent would take their kids to see Jimmy.

[@ArtOfCon-troll]

@@JonathanZeidman I'm surprised a kid would take their parent.

[@outseeker]

i look forward to the day i get too old to remember this stuff and i can watch it all again without knowing the punch lines XD i love your work sir

[@barshemsh4147]

It doesn't matter how much I hear these jokes, I will always laugh.

[@Gravity_____.]

"There's power in numbers" Not when Jimmy Carr is around

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

Jimmy Carr: *crowd control*

[@carewser]

18:43 best reaction ever-from a smile to a scowl!

[@fevering8120]

15:42 Jimmy's true laugh instead of the goose sound he makes

[@lucasokeefe7935]

That's the laugh for when something is genuinely funny, I think we all have one :P

[@fevering8120]

@@lucasokeefe7935 I'm not sure if you got my joke but UWU

[@shadow4108]

Good job spotting that!! Never picked it up.

[@shortygurltasha1986]

His goose laugh is definitely unique and it's kinda weird. Lol

[@TheKaluNaama]

he copied the fake laugh from Tommy Cooper

[@MalphasMikaelson]

"Jimmy: What's the most important thing in a relationship. "Audience Member: Love!" "Jimmy: Love? Grow up." Hilarious.

[@SamuelBlack84]

A safety word

[@Freakschwimmer]

Anal!

[@freakotech2410]

6:30 The fact that the lady is knitting during a show is killing me.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Lady ?

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

@Isolated Productions do you ? I saw the woman knitting, but I wouldn't use the term lady.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

@Isolated Productions or when they finish a sentence.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

@Isolated Productions that makes you laugh out loud ? I see... terribly wrong person to have a complicated conversation with. Cheerio.

[@markjones595]

It's the tassels on her bag!!!

[@Onecrunchypickl]

My god this man is absolutely awesome... his crowdwork is unmatched. He so quick

[@moimeself1088]

I want to go to a live show just so he can roast me now!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Daindrais]

At 2:08 the guy sitting behind her is actually terrified that Jimmy will start on him next. "Best to keep very, very still, and take an occasional sip from my drink... just stay quiet... that's it."

[@periloustactic]

Carr is a genius. The delivery is flawless. It's absolutely hilarious.

[@hangydowns8362]

When he does improve, and I think.. "oh god hes either about to make me cringe or just do "ight" like all the other regular comedians" but then keeps amazing me the more I watch it... it just... its... AMAZING

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

I suffer from depression, sometimes it gets bad … like, really bad … I'm not looking for sympathy or nothing, I just wanted to say that when those dark skies start rolling in, I listen to Jimmy and -most times- ( pig's arse … _every time_ ) the sunshine breaks the cloud line. I know it's kinda dumb, but I really hope he reads this. He should know how much difference he makes by being one of the truly elite of his craft. Thank you Jimmy ❤ You are the light in the storm ☀

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

Thanks @Deborah Tadele. Hope today brings you much joy and happiness. Much luv.❤

[@54Bloodman]

It will all go away just stay strong and remember the things you loke about life Have a hobby too I was once like u. It all went away now and i am really happy

[@davidnguyen2410]

How are you doing ? Thought id check up on you

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

@@davidnguyen2410 I'm good right now. Thanks man, this really helped. Hope your having a kick arse day. 👊😎🚬™

[@davidnguyen2410]

@@mrmojomajestic8317 kickin arse everyday 💪🏼 new day new challenges

[@joelharris1335]

4:30 I cannot believe that a member of the audience got booed at by everyone else in the room! XD

[@fastandnightfurious4279]

“It’s not the telly if you talk I can hear” We’ve increased the frequency range on his audio receptors to make him feel more like a real human and less like a robot when in the room with him. He’s programmed to learn from the reactions of people so he better words his jokes, adds new ones from what he hears or if a joke gets so many bad reactions he will delete it from his memory. The jimmybot V69.0 is our best model yet.

[@bernlin2000]

I wish this dude as much success in America as he has across the pond :-)

[@civiere]

although he made his jokes allot less nasty then over here the audience he had in the us really werent up for this lvl of harshness. hes got a couple full shows on his channel, one is from the us. check m out, you immediatly feel the difference from the other ones.

[@michaeldougherty856]

This guy’s improv game is absolutely unreal

[@PeteretePeter]

“The last charity gig I did paid for the minibus that brought you here tonight” Belter! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

[@petervanderbeek6077]

Quick, witty and always on the edge…Brilliant Jimmy!

[@hellohandsome9875]

Jimmy's totally fearless, no subject is off limits

[@rubble9999]

The way he dealt with the girl near start of clip was brilliant 😅

[@moo-snuckle]

This guy is the best comic ive discovered recently. All of his jokes are funny if not funny and brilliant due to wordplay

[@crypto486]

7:57 guy on her left got an excuse to look.

[@user-ye5cl3xd6c]

Lmao

[@williamkitsabadoii]

2x

[@michaelwargo5301]

Love all things Jimmy carr...I watch over again.... hilarious 😂

[@aedanhill6873]

2 weeks ago, I recognized his face, but didn't know he was a comedian, now i have digested his hole channel, and in my eyes he is the funniest man in the world

[@ninaa4192]

I would love to see Jimmy Carr, Andrew Shultz and Bill Burr go head-to-head.

[@CoolBeansGG]

One among favorite things on Jimmy's shows

[@SamuelBlack84]

Jimmy Carr pointed me out at a gig once and said I had a face like thunder😃

[@Tetleyb]

This man is pure genius.

[@Officialmryuck]

This guy is a legend. Much love from America 💓

[@brodiekeown4494]

he is one of the best....so quick with the wit and perfect delivery

[@anthonywstanton]

I always love your content Mr. Carr! Bravo sir!

[@lasergd6806]

His ability to roast everyone and everything in existence is mind-blowing

[@RossiBoy]

Like how with the woman at the start the bf was laughing in her face 😂

[@tomasflatharta]

Jimmy Carr roasting someone's laugh, that's bold

[@akashgoorvadoo1113]

Imagine Jimmy as president

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Liberty forever at last😇

[@jobansand]

But whose hand would it be?

[@mrabsorbency8460]

He's president of comidies

[@lucyspence7989]

Fucking right! Lol

[@danielhopkins2277]

He looks a bit like Nixon

[@steviebro0538]

I love his subtlety

[@loridancer9378]

Jimmy Carr and Sarah Millican are so quick with their audiences, I so enjoy and respect that in a comedian! (Ha-Ha-HAAAA!!)

[@felixculpa4192]

Yes! I've been looking forward to Vol. 2! THANK YOU! :)))) ... damn it's over already :((

[@gowithgaurav]

the guy at 10:05 is the same guy who heckled Jimmy in Agony aunt for being called by Jimmy's dead mom, remember? Does he come to everyone of Jimmy's gigs to get roasted? :P

[@internaut4257]

@BobbyG kek

[@darkduane1]

One of the best from Britain, hilarious 😂

[@corygrone9324]

Ave Satanas 6¹6³6

[@VinDieselS70]

Oh man, you're sharp as a tack. Absolutely brilliant.

[@beautifulblackbeauty8641]

Jimmy is truly a genius!!!

[@adamfrazer9376]

15:45 his proper laughter

[@greenbillugaming2781]

Yes. He fakes the other one

[@meh1028]

Bilal Sardar dont think he does

[@ethereal2907]

He’s so dark lol I love his maniac laugh after a filthy joke

[@jordans2546]

Best thing I've ever watched Love this man

[@claiminglight]

I'm super impressed by the Fury Jams retort. That was amazing.

[@Mac-ih7rb]

His genuine laugh is golden. It’s amazing these 13-14 year old kids can appreciate this raunchy humor. Here in America we have adults throwing temper tantrums about pronouns.

[@lutherheggs]

Only in media. In the real world pronoun people are statistically insignificant numerically. A manufactured tempest in a teapot.

[@BillehBobJoe]

you're right, damn that dastardly 0.005% of the US population

[@MrDeemo85]

The Fury Jams... got me :')

[@zf5656]

1:04 lady was actually awesome. idk what she did, but she played it off so well. What an incredible person. Simply the best haha

[@man4145]

His incredibly witty. It’s awesome

[@1.masterpiece]

Jimmy is savage 🤣 😂 😆

[@mariearmstrong7718]

Your brain and sense of humour is amazing!

[@jpaine619]

Oh the short bus burn was AWESOME

[@sebastienseb7673]

15:45 his real laugh

[@IAmJonnariffic]

This is all so, so good 😂

[@stbu9709]

The Fury Jams 😂

[@neiltibbs648]

Top comedian and all round top entertainer 😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧

[@charlidog2]

Studies show comedians have a higher IQ than Dr's and lawyers. Carr stands out among comedians.

[@MadMagicPaul]

Citation please.

[@charlidog2]

@@MadMagicPaul I can't believe you made me work on a saturday. I can't remember where I got that from, but here is a starting point. lifehack.org/344730/science-proves-funny-people-are-more-intelligent The first study listed is a dead link and the second isn't named. But that's all the further I'm going. It's not a statement I would bet my reputation on. The logistics of determining what qualifies as a comedian makes it a questionable assertion to begin with. Try to accept it as meant, a compliment of Carr's brilliance.

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594]

Holds the world record for shortist joke. "Venison is deer in it" lol and "Dwarf shortage"

[@davyspoon]

The Fury Jams. Lol

[@krissander1]

So many times you think I shouldn't laugh at that, but it's so funny.

[@deborahwatson2432]

Brilliant..as usual! 💕😂

[@jonanicholl9194]

My jaw hurts from laughing so much

[@teddybear1829]

Best video I’ve actually ever watched on KZbin of all my years , I can feel and picture how you went into the abyss, you went down deep into your own soul and made a deal with your own mind to help you achieve the 500 kg lift at what ever cost

[@mimoochodom2684]

Reads people like a book.

[@daletravels23]

Mind

[@lionelpilcher6822]

Awesome, you push the boundaries

[@NewMessage]

11:26 ".. caught short..." 🤦‍♀️ Everyone missed that one.

[@x3ICEx]

'Note to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'

[@x3ICEx]

Video description says it wrong: "'Not to self - If I ever find myself in the audience of a Jimmy Carr gig, I will get roasted.'"

[@daletravels23]

Hahaha just love Jimmy

[@Fiveminded]

01:40 haha! Jimmy goes all Jethro and 01:55 when he stops her 😅

[@shahxad6533]

Genius guy 😂 loved it

[@1babaganush]

Oh my god the people who sit in the front they are so brave 🤭🤭🥴

[@lJADU]

Woman at the 2:40 mark took it all really well - good sport! Her buddies were hilarious, too!

[@AndrewBarsky]

That one family were such good sports about it.

[@youngsupreme8434]

4:25 when she broke your iPad. Also 15:44 finally jimmys real laughter

[@heavymetalbassist5]

the lady sciences 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrakeDracoDragon89]

Either he has ruined any chance of being president or he would make the best speeches and easily become president.

[@yurikrefchanco5257]

DrakeDracoDragon89 President?

[@DrakeDracoDragon89]

@@yurikrefchanco5257 just saying if he ever ran for a position like that that's how it would go

[@meh1028]

Conn Benn he means prime minister

[@joshkulnevsky240]

Ukrainian president is a comedian lmao

[@wasabista1613]

I think Jimmy deep-sixed those prospects when he was born in 1972 in Hounslow.

[@Onecrunchypickl]

Hes a magician with words

[@h3mp856]

he's laughing normally at 15:35 xD

[@erwingifslang]

how has no one reacted I pay my taxes to jimmy asking what you do?

[@erwingifslang]

@@cwc6632 english is my second language and I am dyslexic. how many languages do you speak