Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm Plots, Supermarket Altercation & Answering Calls During Sex

Larry talks about getting into a fight with a guy in the supermarket, having house guests, whether or not a proper goodbye is important, something no one knows about him, plots from Seinfeld & Curb Your Enthusiasm being from his real life, how he memorized the Gettysburg Address, Jimmy having a urinal in his garage, whether or not they answer the phone during sex, and Jimmy confronts Larry about canceling his appearance on our show after the Oscars.
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[@blakestebbe7937]

I could listen to Larry talk about mundane situations for 5 hours straight.

[@meshuggah2]

He is just outstanding!!

[@OakleyMoodie]

I have listened to Larry talk about mundane situations for 5 hours straight.

[@prospectnyc]

That’s how he got rich 😂

[@jamesmartin-ic2rj]

I was about to come and say that

[@floydblandston108]

Remember on Seinfeld where one character would say, "is this a bit? Because it feels like a bit." I've got that feeling now.

[@whatisgoingon271]

Larry is the best. He's not even selling anything, he's just out there being Larry. A grumpy old man who is not running for president.

[@presence5426]

He might just do well as a presidential candidate, with the mood of the electorate...

[@deathkampdrone]

He's got a Bernie thing going on however x)

[@flaviantropy]

This interview was prettayyy prettayyy prettayyyyy good.

[@rushfan1970]

😂😂👏🏼💯

[@NinaVera-x1y]

😂😂😂😂

[@montananerd8244]

Can you imagine getting scolded or even yelled at by Larry in public? I'd be grinning like a fool the whole time, what a great experience that would be!

[@FrankBenlin]

I have to record this, start over, Larry.

[@MsCristina38]

😂😂😂 me too!

[@nameunknown007]

I think I would too, but knowing myself I’d indulge myself in arguing and yelling back (for fun, knowing that he’s good at it) 😅

[@jennifermartinez2834]

I think I would low-key antagonize him just to get him to tell me off 😂😂

[@debrajenkins9211]

...If you're a masochist

[@sdv73168]

This interview can literally be an episode for season 13 of curb your enthusiasm 😅

[@Skeware]

I was thinking the same!

[@j66933]

Exactly!

[@edwardcoggins7882]

I'm positive that it is going to be used. How animated hes being and how hes just telling stories this is a bit for sure.

[@Kitty8791]

He's done the 'stretcher' bit before on Late Night w/ Seth Meyers. There's a fun twist on it there (callback) that Seth makes after Larry tells another story. 🤭

[@nicifrey5989]

@@Kitty8791 thsnk you, i thought i was crazy

[@kowalski5599]

Have Larry on as much as possible, always a treat.

[@jasonjohnson4803]

Reminds me of Bill Burr on Conan's show.. Always a great time.

[@kevineh]

"Naaa, that's okay" -larry

[@TravisTerrell]

I've never seen Jimmy laugh as hard as he does when Larry's on the show, haha

[@DududududuSALIBA]

Nietzche joke on american tv is worthy of award

[@TheSeptemberRose]

I tried reading that book....I just couldn't get through it. I'm Canadian though.

[@0l550]

I’m so sad curb Your enthusiasm is over but I just love every season, what a gift you’ve left us thank you Larry David.

[@A.I-GAMING]

Larry gesturing to Jimmy to get on with it made my week.

[@thebrothers7958]

I think he did that because of the Downey Jr incident..

[@julykirkpatrick5357]

“Ehhh… people…. Ehhhhh…”

[@Jack-xy9vi]

⁠​⁠@@thebrothers7958what incident?

[@geniebison]

​@@Jack-xy9vithe incident

[@R.L.M670]

Jimmy, you have the best intros! "He would rather be home tonight!"

[@kimscioloro]

I remember one of the best introductions ever from the David Letterman Show many years ago. I never forgot it. David was introduced as 'a man who doesn't want your damn pity.' LOL!

[@jokendrick2124]

Love how tickled Jimmy got laughing at Larry. Jimmy has a nice genuine laugh.

[@pamelamac2879]

I need a new Larry David series in my life to balance our harsh reality of daily life now. ❤

[@eduardodiaz2649]

Indubitably

[@SOXLUVER777]

Here, here.

[@leahartlee29]

Larry yelling at Siri was just what I needed. I thought I was the only one! LOL!

[@65cupcake]

It triggered my Siri.

[@carolakelleski7905]

Exactly why I'll never get that😂 tech too complicated😂😂

[@SOXLUVER777]

Definitely not the only one 🙄

[@michaelharrison3602]

I Don know anyone who doesn't 😅

[@wakeupbell2491]

Larry made me laugh out loud more than any other talk show guest in a long time! Totally lifted my mood!

[@Shea3224]

Larry ditched your show Jimmy, & then you had him back, Love that!! 🤣

[@FrankBenlin]

Jimmy knows who he's dealing with.

[@TomFrontGenshin]

My god it felt like a Curb episode I love him 🤣

[@EwokPanda]

That Supermarket joke was the most Larry David story I've ever heard.

[@brotherofjunk]

Counterpoint---comedians have been telling some version of a "12 Items or less" joke since the dawn of supermarkets. Not funny anymore.

[@postatility9703]

I think everyone was expected this kind of tale from Larry,and as always, he did not disappoint. Whether or not it's a true story is besides the point.

[@dilsadmeraler]

And wouldn’t call her wife it was their 2nd date 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shredosaurus]

Not a real situation tho lol

[@liamn.7664]

fr like at first i wasn’t even sure if it was real

[@CatJabZ]

A flummoxed Larry David is one of the best Larry David's. Well done Jimmy!

[@tekspec]

can we just have a 4 hour show with these two?

[@mihaighita8553]

2 seasons of Curb material right here!

[@CatDog1982]

The yelling at the hands free system. That has me laughing even while typing all this. Thats soo accurate.

[@thomasdeas1941]

The real genius behind "Seinfeld".

[@Milaperadotti]

Absolutely

[@sim.ulationkoyo]

oh larry was the writer?

[@horacio-ho3bf]

​@@sim.ulationkoyocreator (co) and his character was George, essentially

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

​@@sim.ulationkoyo yes he was.

[@NineteenEightyFive]

Larry would be the first to disagree with you. He and Jerry had one of the all time great writing *partnerships* and that's why the show was so successful.

[@simontobey]

Every Larry David interview feels like a Curb episode😂

[@Omni0404]

Larry sounds like the normal one for once! Jimmy is all talking about his garage urinal.

[@TopCheeseBarDown]

I mean wasn't the massage thing from this past season of the show? I don't think any of it is real, but it's still funny

[@shethingsd]

I friggin hate that I heart you thing, too. I thought for a second, oh no! Not, thee, Larry, not thee!

[@FrankBenlin]

Yep, he scared me for a moment.

[@davikins]

Same for me. I thought: what is he doing?

[@evilscorpio1981]

Omg yes and that duck lips kiss is also annoying

[@fluxcapacitor1621]

Getting in an argument with Larry David at the grocery store is like being in the front row for free live performance of Curb.

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

Larry fought the guy physically at the grocery store. He might throw hands on Curb live

[@JamesSpiller314159]

“Hey, over there, … it’s Larry David! Quick, get your phone out, sh*t’s gonna go down! …”

[@tylerhackner9731]

Larry is always hilarious 😂

[@zippyustar6350]

Peeing at home when you’ve been out & about it becomes an emergency the closer you get the front door…😮

[@dsan2509]

Hummm not just peeing. 😮

[@lilivonshtup3808]

Especially in L.A. You get stuck in traffic a lot and restrooms are not easily accessible on the 405.

[@zippyustar6350]

Also may be urinary track infection/ if left too long leads to other complications/ itchy skin pimples everywhere scalp, chest, thrush over growth of yeast in the body….

[@Missunderstood103]

Larry does 'lovable curmudgeon' so well.

[@dennischiapello7243]

I think Larry David would feel weirded out by being called lovable! 😂

[@bretEdwards]

I've been known to binge 20 episodes of Curb in one sitting. Hilarious.

[@pv5010]

Larry is so funny. His facial expressions alone make me laugh. However, I start smiling, as soon as I see him. My kind of guy. 😄

[@tarantinoish]

Larry getting injured in a grocery store over an altercation involving a customer checking out 12 items, instead of 10, six of those items being ketchup, and then somehow offending his physical therapist, or stretcher, by telling the stretcher that their stretches really aren’t effective, just screams an episode of Curb.

[@RyeJ_86]

I love that his real life is exactly how we all imagine 😆

[@swilliams1759]

Larry is like a living cartoon person.

[@samosmond2375]

The Niesztche bit killed

[@martinprivat5908]

It killed god. ;)

[@pablosarti1216]

I thought it was pretty good!

[@francescalittle]

Yeah that was one of the best parts. I don't think it bombed at all.

[@hydrarue3725]

So funny. Hardest I’ve laughed at an interview in a while.

[@TheJohnGiel]

Didn't realise Jimmy was making urinal in the garage money now! 🤣🤣

[@jen9015]

If this was our second date I didn't think I'd call her again... 😂 So true

[@rm1856]

Larry is a gem. He’s a walking Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

[@whyitmatterstome]

Jimmy's hard laughs at Larry are so genuine - pure comedy genius!

[@elchingon98734]

LD for president 2024

[@amyzanlungo556]

"If this was a 2nd date, I'm not calling her again..." 😂

[@TK-tb7vi]

This interview is essentially an extra episode of curb😂❤

[@NewMessage]

I would LOVE to meet this guy! For about 4 minutes, before we started arguing.

[@piconano]

The best interview I've seen in a long time.

[@CatsOrangeAndGrey]

My best friend says she would love to be married to Larry David lolololol. She might see this. Hi Roxanne!

[@audreymuzingo933]

I mean .... we have not had yet had enough of this man. And LOOK at him! LISTEN to him! He hasn't had enough either. So I don't know what he wants to do next, but he definitely needs to do SOMETHING. I will be there for it with bells on.

[@patriciabagby90]

I learned the Gettysburg Address while sitting on the can because my mom had posted it next to the toilet. I can still recite it around 60 years later!

[@PJR89]

😂😂😂😂 he's a national treasure.

[@elusivelectron]

"I've never heard of a urinal in a garage." What about a garbage disposal in the shower?

[@pv5010]

I think the kids jump on him, as soon as he walks in. 😊

[@gggarcia3]

HaHa, Kramer makes a salad in the shower!!

[@wgooetrik]

​@@pv5010don't act like you know him personally

[@elizabethbailey2762]

I had that VERY argument with Siri! I was in Corvallis, Oregon, visiting. I lived in Salem, Oregon, and Siri kept sending me to Racine, Wisconsin! I asked Siri three times, each with greater specificity, then Siri finally told me (infuriatingly) “If I kept giving her conflicting instructions she would not help me any more! I wanted to throw my phone out the car window, drive back and forth over it several times then buy an android! I didn’t do anything harmful to the phone but to this day, 10 years later, I will NOT ever use Siri!!!

[@modernoverman]

I live in Eugene.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And that's why I never use Siri/Alexa...that, and voice recognition is notorious for not understanding women's voices (what happens when you let nerd boys do the tech)

[@sojerz6092]

She never understands my Philly accent. One time I asked her for the nearest gas station and she answered something about whether it was snowing in my location (in Florida!!).

[@JohnWestIV]

Using the death of a friend/family member to get out of doing things he didn't want to do was literally a plot point in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm haha!

[@Thumb072]

Larry David you give me faith that people over 70 can still be at 100%. That's rare.

[@sullivanspapa1505]

I think anyone over 70 is a Larry David, I’m 79, we just don’t say it out loud!

[@Xylophone8]

Not that rare. 😃

[@jokendrick2124]

I know tons of people over 70 that are still 100%.

[@sheraz1001]

In my KZbin playlist there is a video of Larry with Jimmy when he came on the show six years ago. Larry looks exactly the same, no a hair different.

[@Handlechooseyouruniquehandleby]

That did NOT bomb and I'd LOVEEEE some more LD standup

[@rikkiechambers4959]

He is a fun guest .. honest I don’t watch tv or movies much at all so I only know him from the fact that he hangs out with lot of comedians and I watch a ton of them so I know him from that , but he always makes me laugh and this was no exception 😂

[@TheEmaile]

This show is just too good. Jimmy, Larry, Cyndi.

[@valaotto7]

Larry did a great Bernie on SNL! Well, come to find out on PBS show Finding your roots THEY ARE RELATED ❤😂❤😅luv em both

[@NolaChick82]

I'm in love with this man

[@justiceforrevina]

Hahahahaha!!! Reminded of one of my FAV episodes of Curb, when Larry's Mother died ( they weren't that close) and he wasn't really upset, but when he started getting sympathy, he started playing the sympathy card & using his Mother's death as an excuse to get out of going to everything! 😁😁😄

[@AD-im5to]

Larry’s life is really a full episode of Senfield and Curb . He’s hilarious 😆

[@kathyoverton9365]

I'll have to try the ketchup soup in the winter like Lucille Ball would do in a restaurant with hot water 😆

[@katstevens8266]

🤣

[@manuelacassuto]

Great interview

[@dannyburleigh1]

He's such a New Yorker! A real City Slicker!

[@crisp.3481]

That is another episode - of at least a part - of the ”Curb” :)))))))))))))

[@Fraccy]

i almost never watch jimmy kimmel after the monologue ends but when i saw it was larry david i knew i had to tune in!! did not disappoint 😂

[@billmiller2051]

I thought he was going to say his great grandmother invented the Cobb salad.

[@sailonsilvergirl]

Larry David on the Kimmel show, I am living!!

[@gassman55]

Jimmy laughing was great

[@cynthiastephens2838]

I love the fighting with Siri 😂😂😂

[@NewMessage]

The urinal in Trump's house got her visa revoked, and has returned to Russia. Please respect their privacy during this difficult time.

[@jimmyispromo]

I know I'm not high, but this urinal in the garage bit is getting me!

[@danseguin3916]

Larry David is a comedy God!

[@MamboKing215]

1st guest I've seen go in for the hug & Kimmel holds back.

[@aliyum8455]

i have not chuckled this hard in a while. Jimmy dropped some gems too. The urinal bit took me out " wife backing up" SMH

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

But it true! I have used them like that - it's a very real issue -potty parity!

[@aliyum8455]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 haha! Are you serious!

[@dilsadmeraler]

I can’t believe he said ‘what ?? Are you a dog??’ At the exact time with me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shea3224]

Good thing poor Elmo wasn’t at Jimmys show. 🤣

[@FilmColossus]

This is a comment no one will understand in 10 years

[@blessingsoutlaw]

🤪 Heck…I don’t even understand it now.

[@nms7872]

​@@blessingsoutlawhe got into a fight with Elmo on the Today Show back in February

[@walterfristoe4643]

Jimmy should just keep some V8 bottles in his garage. They work great when you don't have time to go 10 more feet! 🤣

[@denniscain5738]

I'm more a G2 fan I always carry one in the car I am 75 and have prostate issues Also pee sitting down except at public toilets Try it It's almost fun

[@rondlh20]

Curb season 12 is not the best season, but is still really funny at times

[@wgooetrik]

Who cares? Not the worst season either.

[@TrusteftRetroWeekend]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

[@jennifermartinez2834]

Larry David for president. ❤🇺🇲 Kimmel, Leon, or Susie for VP 😄

[@Dancrept]

I read Thus Spoke Zarathustra in high school, I love that bit, still laughing

[@lawrencef4356]

I’m with you Jimmy 🥰

[@marctouss1862]

when even larry david thinks you're super weird.... priceless..

[@TheOddJuan]

This interview was hilarious! I wouldn't be mad if this is the last we get from Larry David.

[@blaq4427]

Larry, you are the stretcher!

[@sharrielee911]

Larry David is simply hilarious big fan of curb your enthusiasm going to niss the show😅thx for the laughs Mr.David 😄 great broadcast Jimmy always a pleasure watching you every evening.... smiles

[@Polarke27]

As soon as he said he got into an altercation at the supermarket the entire audience understood 🤣🤣

[@danielroque8504]

Larry David is a walking skit~~Dude is a legend~~

[@thejudasresurrection9136]

Larry’s grandmother to Zarathustra as he walks into town: ‘If you’re going to the women, don’t forget your whip.’

[@carolinerado5007]

Fantastic show with LARRY DAVID! I watched it TWICE because both of you were very funny!

[@cesarzooba9331]

100% George Costanza energy

[@lucyk2371]

Did I just watch an episode of Curb? Seriously? Lol! Loved it.

[@louissimmonds5509]

"My great grandmother dated Nietzsche." Classic.

[@michaelruys5021]

So entertaining. Great way to start the morning

[@bober1019]

larry should play Bernie Sanders in a new biopic about his life in politics but give it the LD twist. and JB smooth has to be integrated in it somehow.

[@uidentity]

As Obama

[@bober1019]

@@uidentity yes of course!

[@elijah.j3288]

4:48 i never knew how important the departing of a goodbye could create a difference within a relative kinship

[@floki-man]

I ❤ Larry more than his shows. Ready for his podcast to get going. My ex wife showed me how women can use urinals too, just back in instead of face it.

[@VH07654]

Which podcast is it?

[@Zen_17k]

Excellent interview!🤣

[@SamAntics4]

Jimmy’s getting a city fine and Larry’s getting a divorce 🤣🤣 best Larry interview ever tho so I guess it’s worth it

[@COMEDY_JUNKIE89]

Larry David is so funny, that he improvised most of, if not all, of the show Curb your Enthusiasm.