Trump’s Unhinged Message to Women, Scumbag Mark Robinson Endorsement & Refusal to Debate Kamala

[@chookieist]

I live in Australia and I love watching you doing this to Trump. Thanks Jimmy, you’re hilarious

[@paddington1670]

I mean, everyone who was minutely as funny as Jimmy and co. should be saying the same about trump, it's that easy, and that deserved.

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

Australian We love you to from Abingdon, Virginia

[@kimbrown2313]

Kia Ora neighbour, I live in New Zealand. And like you I love Jimmy's take on US politics lol

[@elainefranco725]

❤❤❤peace❤❤❤

[@strikerbowls791]

Australia hates Trump!

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

Jimmy Kimmel really provoked Trumplestilskin last week, it’s fantastic!

[@river8760]

😂👌

[@rondamylove9995]

Trumplethinskin...

[@Sindollx666x]

Always proud of Jimmy for pushing his orange buttons.

[@Zoe-c9z]

ELYMAS

[@joko09010]

IT IS SO FUN TO WATCH! 🤣💀

[@Zauberklaus]

It's 6am in Germany, when I start the day with Jimmy, it's gonna be a good day 💙

[@jodynelson6107]

Go back to bed, today sucked. 😁

[@ericdpeerik3928]

Goodmorning neighbour! Have a great day! Grüße aus den Niederlanden

[@larsbjrnson3101]

Good morning from Norway.

[@JKJ-v3w]

Good morning ZAUBERKLAUS! Kimmel makes me happy too!❤

[@Kim-J312]

Good morning Germany & Netherlands 👋. I'm going to bed it's midnight in USA 🇺🇸 Have a great day ❤

[@BettyHenderson-f2p]

WE APPLAUD YOU JIMMY KIMMEL💯👏.!

[@Geneva8181]

How can someone be that deluded about his own self importance ? It’s just not believable ! 🤦🏼‍♀️ Vote, vote, vote ! 💙💙💙💙💙

[@Ligivb]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall......

[@kthor]

Yep, we can't go back!

[@Mixwell1983]

​@@kthorGo back to what? Lower gas prices and groceries? We can and NEED to go back from what Bidens/Harris have destroyed

[@ThatTexasGirl409]

🪞❄️ ​@@Ligivb

[@GailCarmack]

Ego! Plus he got a pass on all this stuff in 2016.

[@hamiltonasseiro6671]

Jimmy is the best at putting Trump down.

[@user6tos8ca]

It's a toss up between Jimmy & Stephen Colbert. Love them both for keeping me smiling through a scary era!!! 😂💙💙💙💙👍👍

[@jimmurphy834]

Well to be fair, he has alot on the line if 45 becomes 47. You are clueless.

[@ricardodelacrvz1400]

he endorsing poverty and genocide. so jokes on him.

[@LadyHarlowe]

Jon Stewart is pretty intense about it. Colbert and Meyers too. Fallon’s good, but he’s just too nice in general, he can’t be mean, lol.

[@lizardog]

@@jimmurphy834 Give the phone back to Mommy.

[@SuzanneCloud]

Keep him on the RUN, Jimmy!

[@frankkirk4468]

... it's the only exercise Trump does, running away from things ...

[@Hayzzz657]

Just like KH? AVOIDING ALL INTERVIEW LOL

[@dozzer009]

@@Hayzzz657 We know her policies and they’re not just “concepts”.

[@mominor6913]

​@@Hayzzz657...What are you talking about . She has been doing interviews AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS.

[@1onelyone]

​@@Hayzzz657Dude, she's sat down for 3 interviews in 1week!! WTF are you on?!

[@Erin.56]

I love how people around the world are watching and loving Jimmy Kimmel as much as most of us Americans! (us sane ones). Vote BLUE 💙💙💙💙

[@RichardFerguson-m5w]

Funny considering late night TV has been going down the drain the last 4 years considering their viewership has been dropping. Jimmy Kimmel's has a fan score of 1.6 out of 5 and he's been hovering around 3rd and 2nd place. First place has been gutfeld for a while and it's funny because he's on Fox😂😂😂😂

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

​@@RichardFerguson-m5w The words 'Gutfeld' and 'funny' should not be on the same page, let alone in the same sentence. Furthermore, do you not think he possesses an eminently punchable face? I do.

[@kerrydavison8718]

Yep, I’m an Aussie & totally appreciate Jimmy’s take on your current disaster in progress.

[@top40researcher31]

Jimmy you're a legend i send my greetings from Australia VOTE BLUE EVERYONE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@jacquesrock7102]

Am Aussie, too. Jimmy is amazing .Love every time he humiliates Trump.

[@Sindollx666x]

Hello Aussies! Thanks for watching fun shows like this one! ❤ Heather / Sindollx666x from near Seattle, Washington

[@top40researcher31]

@@Sindollx666x Thankyou

[@ivydickson7596]

Watching from New Zealand 😅

[@Milaperadotti]

Thank you for supporting the sane Americans.

[@Donna2177]

I know you can’t afford food but here buy this useless coin for $100.00

[@RealGilbertGan]

And that "silver" is probably made of tin or lead, so he's just scamming his flock again similar to how sellers at Temu/AliExpress are scamming their customers

[@Billiebabs98]

@@RealGilbertGanhow is Temu scamming? Genuinely curious

[@davidthompson7817]

It was the bacon that caused them to go broke… Don’t you keep up with Trump’s insanity?! 😂

[@pauljordan8033]

and the moronic cards, hats, flags, shirts, shoes, bibles, my pillows, etc etc etc.

[@HABSDOTCOMER]

​@Billiebabs98, the merchandise is cheaply made, that's how. I bought a video door bell, it worked for 1 month!

[@acecpc4lifeify]

I can't think why anybody would vote for him CONMAN

[@mariesrodriguez8680]

Agree

[@MACV144]

DonOLD

[@JustaStonr420]

Your last word sums it up, conman. You wouldn't think someone would click the link to an email all in red telling them they need to give their social security number to retrieve their FedEx package either.

[@philblum1496]

They drank the orange koolaid, joined the cult, and now he is their CONMANder in chief!

[@nomoreblahblah]

Your mother is voting for Donnie

[@JohnWick-o6z]

WOMEN FOR THEIR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS ARE VOTING FOR HARRIS/WALZ 2024 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙

[@threeravens1788]

@@JohnWick-o6z MEN FOR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE VOTING FOR HARRIS/ WALZ 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇻🇮 lgbt 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 🇺🇦

[@oldsalt8011]

Deproductive Rights, get it straight.

[@roberthill799]

@ oldsalt8011 “Deproductive” is not an actual word but I guess expecting literacy from you is not realistic.

[@djtracisteele]

Why does he frequently express concern about individuals unable to afford food, yet simultaneously engage in selling $100 coins and $300 sneakers? If they can’t afford food how can they afford his grifting?

[@ronthered138]

I think that the answer is.... who cares?

[@markjackson6134]

@@ronthered138 About what?

[@sabrinadavis561]

Go figure. Food or a Trump coin

[@ronthered138]

@@sabrinadavis561 Or insulin, which they can actually afford, no thanks to Trump.

[@stefanbjarnason251]

You answered your own question. The reason they can't afford to feed the baby is because they use the paycheque to cover the downpayment on sparkly sneakers and virtual bubblegum cards.

[@AnalogOsprey]

I have to give him credit on the depression and lack of optimism for the future… It all started when I realized Trump could get elected again. However, these negative feelings will definitely fade if Kamala is elected, and I know I’ll have a surge of optimism if Donald is held accountable for all the crappy things he’s done.

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

... cheer UP 😎🫵🏼 we're gonna get this DONE! Voting straight ticket Democrat Kamala Harris will be the 1st woman President ever for the USA 👸🏽🗽🦅💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@Ravenzpeak]

I really think Harris will win. May justice rule!

[@jimmurphy834]

The last 3.5 years have been a trainwreck. Back to gaslighting the people ...Kimmel style

[@nuaru100]

@@Ravenzpeak I want you to be right. I could use much more of this.

[@JaniceSyndergaard]

Ditto!!!

[@JNJ1983]

Thank you, Jimmy! You are a wonderful bastion of hilarity and sanity. This North Carolinian (and real Appalachian) will be voting 💙💙

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

THANK YOU 🥲☺️🙏🏻💙💙

[@ellakersey1214]

And this one!💙💙💙

[@5thribroarn304]

For an ineligible Candidate, how unintelligent.

[@lll8865]

I love your sense of humor Jimmy. Keep America Laughing Again. 😂 It makes my day bearable. And believe me, the thought of another 4yrs with 45, one has to laugh or I will cry myself to another country. Lucinda

[@5thribroarn304]

@@lll8865 Tickets may be Sold Out by the end of January, so it's best to purchase early according to local and National Travel Agents whom were called.

[@kira841]

If Mark Robinson said something like that about the Holocaust here in Germany, he would be sitting in prison.

[@elizabethconnolly3260]

Could you guys take him, please??

[@christinequinn5355]

Yes. America has NO real laws against lies, slander etc. This country has let the First Amendment be unbelievably abused for decades.

[@sarge420]

I have a better place for him

[@anoriolkoyt]

As bad as it is, no one should be punished for simply speaking (unless it's a threat). Freedom of speech is a fundamental pillar of a free society.

[@laurakobetich9809]

@@anoriolkoytCorrect, but we must also feel free to speak out against hate speech and dangerous ideology. The only thing we need to truly be intolerant of is intolerance.

[@c.a.t.732]

Lawrence O'Donnell recently summed up Trump as a person "deeply oblivious to the truth".

[@bryanergau6682]

No he isn't. In order to be as wrong as he consistantly is, he'd have to know the way things should be to actively avoid it.

[@michaelkottler]

@@bryanergau6682 Nah, he's oblivious.

[@JohnWerner-te5zy]

And deeply obviously untruthful.

[@michaelccozens]

@@michaelkottler All your zero evidence is very convincing, and your assumption that your baseless assertion shoud be treated as fact is very 45ish.

[@CQ-369]

​@@michaelccozens The sky is green.

[@joycegiordano4848]

I despise Trump. We can't go back.

[@frankdoe4940]

So you want to stay in a high inflation country, unemployed is high cost of living is, high gas and oil prices are high, wars and chaos and anarchy all over the world, crime is still high. And none of this did not happen under Trumps administration. So yeah I’m voting RED. Trump 2024

[@thomaswateren3967]

@@frankdoe4940 Hahaha. Where to start...I guess nowhere. Have been commenting on these things too much in the last few years. Have fun on social media and best of luck with the elections. but you are right: ¨None of this¨ did ¨not¨ happen under Trumps administration.

[@valeriemoran842]

Agree 100% however there are still so many out there that believe all the conspiracy theory nonsense and ignore common sense and overwhelming facts, including actual video of Trump making false statements. Bizarre and troubling.

[@valeriemoran842]

@@frankdoe4940. Here is an example of Trump delusion. Sad. He is probably now heading to Springfield to “protect cats.”

[@noelstarchild]

Definitely Putin's puppet and using ex-KGB methods to convince Americans black is white. Some even think life was better back then, but the figures don't lie...only Trump. Even us Europeans acknowledge that but we will never forget Helsinki. We thought he was fortunate that Air Force One flew him back frankly.

[@mcm3a812]

The GOP and Trump make the best material. Jimmy is the best at highlighting their stupidity and insanity.

[@TurquoiseSerenity-n7s]

No he's the best at doing what demons are suppose to do gossiping and slander. It's like living on earth with a bunch of babbling women smh

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

If you want to fix something for Women Donnie take a vow of silence.

[@tandiparent1906]

😂😂

[@elizabethconnolly3260]

Not fair, that would also be good for men!

[@glmunir]

@@elizabethconnolly3260exactly what I was thinking. Silent Donnie for all people of the world. 🙏

[@AncientActivist]

Duct tape

[@moonstar68jr]

And disappearance, too

[@skepticaloptimist7444]

You're my nightcap Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗

[@jcoopes5604]

My morning coffee!

[@lilianevanbel3123]

My breakfast.🇧🇪

[@vha3742171]

Mark Robinson will lose in North Carolina. We are tired of his lies.

[@LMSunshine420]

Thank you. All Not Sees lie.

[@DaveCM]

I really hope so. I am still worried that he may win.

[@skillethead15]

@@DaveCMThis Mark Robinson scandal guaranteed his loss. He was already over 10 points behind Stein before this happened. There’s no chance this lunatic wins now.

[@jobicase7387]

@@DaveCM No. He is way down in the polls. I believe NO women and NO blacks will vote for him.

[@Dargoneth]

I really question your nation for letting such people on a podium in the first place...

[@trishabloomer9987]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT JIMMY AS ALWAYS

[@jermelpurse3018]

It is crazy. This is an infomercial former President of the United States. 20 years ago you would’ve never believed this would be possible. It literally looks like an infomercial. In all honesty if we had shown Donald Trump making that same announcement 20 years ago we would have sworn it was an infomercial. We would’ve never guessed he was president of the United States.

[@jerryjerry7561]

1984, in a new york court room, i watched donny lose 1.3 million to a contractor he tried to stiff. when he walked out, cameras started clicking, he said "i won! again" sound familiar?

[@laustinspeiss]

Are you legally permitted to use the flag in this way for a non-government commercial?

[@lisabishop6266]

Maga thinks trump is a prophet,trump thinks maga is a PROFIT!!! 😂😂

[@christinequinn5355]

@@laustinspeiss That is a VERY good question. I have often wondered. He IS NOT an elected official and uses OUR FLAG, the Stars and Stripes as a BACKDROP for every commercial, grifting advertisement that he does. He is also a Convicted Felon. Are there really NO ethical standards or rules in this country about the abuse of our national symbols? Something very odd is being exposed about the reality of this country.

[@jensejayehudson4341]

Don Orange Po-peel? 😂

[@rhysalexander4783]

I wish the Trump nightmare was over.

[@brendajohnson5064]

I DO TOO and I’m quite sure more people do too.

[@CidYoung-REALTOR]

❤

[@mclarsen61]

Just do the voting thing 🗳💙🙏

[@Anuthal]

Well the average life expectancy in the US is about 77. So he is overdue.^^

[@Mixwell1983]

You mean secure borders, lower gas and groceries? That nightmare?... biden/harris have destroyed our country.. wake up

[@TNBVB]

OMG hilarious show tonight Jimmy 😂😂 Thanks for keeping us laughing 😁 VOTE BLUE 💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

I always have !

[@DavidDowdy877]

Keep it coming Jimmy,you are making a difference

[@Turkiye958]

How is this guy and his kids not in jail yet???!!!

[@jimaanders7527]

There is a reason he's called "The Teflon Don". (No criminal charge sticks to him)

[@dodondave]

Murica f**k yeah

[@brandonwirtz2308]

2 Billion dollars goes a long way in buying freedom from scrutiny. Just ask Kushner.

[@chitahitsu4743]

filling the courts with your sycophants sure helps avoiding jail

[@Jay-is2jy]

Money money money Money!

[@WasabiJohn]

You're doing a fantastic job Mr. Kimmel, thank you!!!

[@macm2373]

❤️❤️❤️

[@erasethebagels]

how are yall real?😭😭😭

[@modernwonder]

@@erasethebagels "erase the bagels" wow

[@joaolucio2993]

People can't afford groceries but buy coins and NFTs at $100

[@tandiparent1906]

Yep & then say it's President Biden's fault that they don't have any money.

[@m.6292]

That's why maga it's cant afford groceries. They always have money for beer, meth & scratch crads tho.

[@Ligivb]

And Dollar General fool's gold clown shoes for $300.😂

[@hughjorg4008]

The *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.20 per gallon today. That's 52 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !!

[@lisabishop6266]

What about the trump fashion show this past weekend? Those clothes were horrible!!! 🤢🤢

[@rachelcase2461]

What would we do without you, Jimmy Kimmel? After seeing his awful face and voice every day, you give us comfort and big laughs. Keep doing what you're doing! We love you.

[@boggs104]

Yeah Jimmy we will donate to your grocery bill we know you're hurting along with us😂

[@carolholly1608]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ericpotter7072]

Thanks to you Jimmie Kimmel for making us Viewer's Informed. You are Truly Amazing and a Legend Enjoy your Blessings with your family members 🇨🇦 💯 🙏🏿 💛 🌟 SUPERB

[@chrislowe1267]

Many women are more afraid and depressed now because he took away power over their own body.

[@GarrFagen-zc3em]

In related news . . . Here's an important cause : TAMMY BALDWIN'S SENATE SEAT See: Politics Girl - Fight Back Includes a donation link.

[@LizChurchill-p8w]

And dying because they cannot get needed medical care!

[@kingjamos2422]

But who could know more about women's issues than someone without a uterus? Wait a second... there is something off here.

[@JohannaLeigh]

Yes and no. Unless he removed access to birth control (contraception) there's one road open. If he took contraception away, .....🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@cynthiahigginbotham9940]

I think all that yapping about women being unsafe, depressed, etc., was about Melania. I am sure she wants the nightmare to be over.

[@brendapaint]

My God , I hope we get rid of dump.

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

I hope so

[@DianeGraham-od7ow]

All of us too 🇬🇧

[@mammawlee]

🇬🇧 Umham-od7ow 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@donnaabrahamsen3628]

Solid 🔵🔵 🗳️🗳️ in overwhelming 🔢🔢🔢 for obvious and clear VICTORIES in popular and in electoral Victories

[@JeanGillespie-fp7rs]

Same here!!😂😂😂

[@rubenavalos5455]

He has never been inside a grocery store VP Harris working at McDonald's is relatable he knows nothing about working a service relatable job Vote Harris God Bless Everyone 🙏❤️

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

Really doubt he's ever known the inside of any store or hos to pump gas. Except for the smelly stuff he leaks

[@oldsalt8011]

Willie and Montel had a good time.

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

I saw today that Trump was recently holding a rally in Pennsylvania, and he brought up the moment Jimmy made fun of him at the academy awards. The best part is that Trump "quoted" Jimmy as saying "Hahaha, he thinks he bothers me" as he practically announced how bothered he still is over being laughed at.

[@AncientActivist]

He couldn't even give the exact quote. "Isn't it past your jail time?" Cos it Bothered him! 😂

[@Jumajaju811]

Saw that too and laughed. The hypocracy with him is never ending. He is posting more AI pics even after saying that anyone who uses AI is "cheating" and should be "prosecuted". 😂 trump = Machoavellianism

[@stanbyme7874]

That was amazing. He wouldn’t say the line. Jimmy & Obama live in his wee lil head

[@AnalogOsprey]

Trump likes to dish it, but he definitely can’t take it. Some “strong man”

[@Jumajaju811]

I saw that too 😂 He's also using AI pics again after saying that anyone who uses AI is cheating and should be prosecuted 😂

[@dianezerna6566]

Gosh I love watching you. All the way from Adelaide Australia 😊

[@felicitycarter8120]

He’s hysterical 😂 Also From Adelaide 😊

[@grumpydave7329]

"I won that debate by A LOT..." A lot of what, exactly?

[@makebawatson3264]

🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[@nonya.bizness]

a lot of bloviating nonsense?

[@JustaStonr420]

​@@nonya.bizness nice word of the day, gotta use that one

[@Marvinwalker-ud3yo]

Same as he won the election.

[@michaelcooper690]

😂😂😂

[@deedoyle4069]

I was swallowing my tostada, when Tjunk says about his "...my very beautiful face..." and I almost gagged and threw up!

[@deedoyle4069]

Literally!

[@nicolehowe1742]

You know hes never set foot in a grocery store in his life.

[@rosablume4346]

He went there so often he had gained the solid information that you need an ID to buy bread 🤪

[@janetives5470]

Apples in the refrigerator in the grocery store.🤭

[@lenninyberg4064]

Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane. 😂

[@erasethebagels]

you’re not😂😂😂

[@dbrentski4800]

@@erasethebagels Russian or China troll bot. Please ignore!

[@erasethebagels]

@@dbrentski4800 . proving me right😂

[@markantrobus8782]

Trump just mentioned Jimmy at a rally. 💙🏃‍♂🎶

[@sebastianfischer2082]

Wouldn't be the first time, he cries about the talk shows a lot and has mentioned Jimmy a few times because it's obviously an important topic.

[@kawag6356]

Love it!

[@Soohook]

Jimmy & Obama are under Trump’s skin 24/7.

[@JR_MC_E-9]

😀

[@JR_MC_E-9]

Sorry I hit the wrong button 😂😂😂😂

[@skyesasseville]

Thanks for telling us the truth

[@lilyLily1824]

These idiots will buy this. Right after they complain about unable to feed their families. Same people!

[@Moluccan56]

Spending their money on all kinds of unnecessary things. Boo, hoo.

[@ayannagreen8398]

Because the US Economy is so bad, citizens CAN'T AFFORD BUYING GROCERIES But certain citizens CAN AFFORD TO SEND $ TO TRUMP (That same $ could be used for food)

[@israelcm7246]

They are extremely foolish, I can't even feel sorry for them anymore.

[@dbrentski4800]

You are basing this on the same Trumpnomics to support DonOLD Trump's six bankruptcies, or The “King of Debt” promised to reduce the national debt - then his tax cuts made it surge. The national debt had risen by almost $7.8 trillion during this idiots time in office. If you watch video, 2016, 2020 and now. Its apparent DonOLD Trump's cognitive mind is in full decline. The guy has entered the initial dementia phase. he is unfit to run for office. DO YOUR RESEARCH!

[@Slo-ryde]

@@israelcm7246I quit feeling sorry for them after J6; you would think that they’d see the truth after that.

[@atila620]

Sure, he's going to be a protector of women. Just ask Amber Thurman or Candi Miller.

[@elizabethconnolly3260]

“I don’t know anything about that.” “All I did was…”

[@skierprincessakify]

God those stories are horribly heartbreaking! I was listening Amber’s mom talk about her yesterday and just burst into tears.

[@1onelyone]

😢😢

[@moniqueengleman873]

Sorry we can not ask them. They passed over the rainbow in a parking lot of the hospital they sought help.

[@alanchwalek3070]

Trump and Georgia should be sued. So heartbreaking and needless.

[@lindahughes2289]

Jimmy, you rock hard .Thank you and many blessings sent to you and yours !!!

[@MargaretReid-h2l]

Brilliant And Enjoyed so much from Scotland .Thanks for the Laughs Jimmy 💙💙

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

Wish I could visit Scotland. Maybe someday.

[@ritacouchcooper2842]

The only thing wrong that wasn't four years ago is the threat of an unending future of Trump and MAGA madness. As a woman, I will feel better knowing he will never, ever run for president again!! Vote Kamala!! 💙🌴🥥

[@timr1627]

DEI hire to garner emotional support of uneducated voters. Successful democratic operation.

[@lizardog]

Never, ever, ever!

[@GrandmaBev64]

Check out the trolls on your answer. You must speak out a lot. They do the same thing to me. Trying to tell me how people who fact check are stupid and we shouldn't worry about things like facts. These are Russian bots, hired to try and make us miserable. I block them Immediately. Any negative posts get blocked.

[@moyerk47]

​@@Jclipcity96 woman hater eh?

[@dthom4719]

And watch out for his whole crowd some of them are probably worse

[@Alex.The.Lionnnnn]

Kimmel and his teams are hereby crowned the kings of Trump themed dad jokes. Extraordinary effort! 😂😂

[@sparkleplenty59]

Every night, late-night relieves me. It is such a breath of fresh air. Finally (but STILL) ABC calling out his stupidity. Late Night is the only place that speaks truth. No more sane’splaining! 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸Vote’effin’ BLUE FOLKS!

[@peggypasson8794]

How can any women with any self respect vote for this ? Omg

[@lilianevanbel3123]

"When he comes second in November " Pure gold!!!💙💙💙💙💙🇧🇪

[@q.e.d.9112]

I think you mean Pure silver. Pure gold will be awarded to Kamala and Tim. 😊😊

[@lilianevanbel3123]

@@q.e.d.9112 Of course! I know you know I meant Jimmy's joke, right?

[@MFTgal]

And faces court trial losses.

[@threeravens1788]

Mr. Kimmel, thank you.

[@boggs104]

Yeah Jimmy thank you..I'm sure you're struggling also just like the lower middlclass😂

[@Mibas_]

​@@boggs104 You must be one of Donald's "Cellar Dwellers" 😂😂😂

[@boggs104]

@@Mibas_ nope all I know is my wallet had more money in it during the TRUMP years and with Biden dumping trillions into Ukraine our dollar value dropped and he reversed all TRUMP policies... common sense outweighs mainstream lefty media narratives..they will never control me like they do you

[@roberthill799]

Perhaps but I don’t think he is struggling with spelling as much as you are.

[@boggs104]

@@roberthill799 typical liberal you have no argument so insulting is your last resort..if you only had common sense to go with your perfect spelling

[@TommyBravoOG]

That cut to Guillermo when asked about going on “nude Africa” was f-ing hilarious

[@teresawhittaker2428]

Jimmy’s insults are f*cking amazing

[@russellkaye9289]

buy your own 30 pieces of silver. from Judas himself, oh I mean trump

[@captng]

If the 30 piece of silver came from Trump you know it's made of pewter

[@ernestcruz6316]

​@@captngIf they came from Trump they could be made of tin foil.

[@Geneva8181]

If they can’t afford an extra apple, how on earth can they afford to buy all the sh*t that he flogs ? 😂

[@Whitehorse_crimefighter]

You will get a note maybe. It will read "I.O.U. lol"

[@makebawatson3264]

😂😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DHa-og5dx]

We must all get out and vote. 💙 If trump wins we are done. 💙 He must never occupy the Whitehouse again. 💙 Vote blue up and down the ballot. 💙

[@ambermclaughlin3852]

He is the Beast

[@Erin.56]

Voting blue 💙 here

[@joelmontealegre]

Jimmy Kimmel. You are the smartest comedian. Nobody could have thought about the silver joke and deliver it!

[@smoothoperator7023]

He has writers....

[@ivydickson7596]

His writers are brilliant. I remember the writers strike and all these guys were silent, that's when it was so evident how reliant they are on the writers.

[@kimfenton3437]

The my pillow guy makes me laugh out loud! Thank you for you for being you Jimmy. We are so stressed, it helps to have a laugh!❤❤❤

[@boggs104]

Maybe you are stressed bc you're struggling in the Dem economy

[@rodiebakpa9368]

Seriously,Which presidential candidate ever promotes products during a election. This is pure nonsense..😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 VOTE BLUE AMERICA 💙💙💙💙💙

[@ednanacar4330]

Lol only trump it is😅😅😅😂😂

[@kathybrigger9431]

Trump makes money off of ants selling his hair strands from his bald head.

[@STRID-b5m]

He's all about grifting... and the base have their heads in the sand

[@STRID-b5m]

Grift grift grift

[@patriciagonzales2148]

History shows that it was not allowed , but rules mean nothing to him. He is insane & so are the ppl that follow him. I saw one of his supporters say “why is it all of Biden supporters went to college……like it was a bad thing.

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always. Thanks, again Jimmy and your great writers!

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤👋

[@lillyanderson3623]

Absolutely! 💙

[@kawag6356]

💯💯

[@visariosorino8034]

🩵❤️😊​@@lillyanderson3623

[@OldRaver]

He’s SO tacky!!! Should be on a cable shopping channel NOT running for President!

[@boggs104]

Mean mean orange man hurts my feelings

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

​@@boggs104 He doesn't hurt feelings, he insults the intelligence of people that have it. You aren't affected because you have none.

[@boggs104]

@@Earthneedsado-over177 orange man bad because my Joy sonny whoopy told me so

[@lillyanderson3623]

I love Jimmy Kimmel and crew!!! 💙💙💙

[@Shea3224]

Kamala crushed trump so hard in the debate, Trump is coming up with every lie in the book not to debate her again!!

[@nonya.bizness]

yup, the guy who wants to hold the most powerful job in the world is a fragile, weak, dull little baby who finds it too hard and scary and unfair to get on a stage for an hour and give answers to a few very basic questions- a thing that high schoolers do every single day across america.

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

And his followers buy his excuses

[@susanfanning9480]

It's very clear. You're right.

[@LeydenAigg]

His real reason is that he can't get the scorch marks and burnt smell out of his suit! ⚡⚡⚡

[@lisabishop6266]

Well,😂, don't forget his calendar is gonna be packed pretty soon because he has a LOT of court coming up in the next month 😂😂😂

[@MrSunshanmu]

Oh Jimmy you're merciless. That FBI joke was, wow. hahahaha

[@michaelccozens]

Another amazing performance by James Adomian as Mike Lindell!

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

34 counts convicted felon selling made up money. Shouldn't he be charged with counterfeiting??

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

There are so many things he should be charged with: his mishandling of the Covid pandemic. He has the blood of over a million Americans on his hands. He should have been locked up on January 7th as a traitor….

[@abigalepoole1939]

He was convicted of sexual abuse also. The guy needs to be on the sex offender list and nowhere near the white house.

[@Buckboy2024]

Good one, and true.

[@infin8ee]

Even the face he used on it is fake. He's doing full-time grifting now. Must be concerned about the future .

[@101CBR600RR]

Doesn’t matter how many charges stick. The criteria for becoming President doesn’t restrict criminals.

[@jenjames4113]

Thank you for the "Drunk Donald Trump" bit! VOTE!! 💙💙💙 Harris/Walz 2024 💙💙💙

[@zanagriffith7378]

Mark Robinson said, "Women are NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH to keep their skirts down." He needs to be held accountable now.

[@christine-ep4bx]

and that was one of the nicer things he said

[@rosemaryjames8731]

right on

[@KDKANESV75]

He also said he wants to go back to when women couldnt vote & JD Vance says women with no kids shouldnt get a say in what goes on in the world...All this means nothing if we dont vote blue

[@Redridge07]

Trump said that when you are rich, you can grab them by the ....y. He also was found liable for sexual assault. Its a feature of the GOP.

[@katdoe192]

@@valeriemcatee8318 who are you talking into

[@RosemarieErispaha-re2kw]

If jimmy didn't make us laugh, we'd cry!

[@RoxanneM-]

Do they refrigerate apples in Florida? 😅 Trump has never ever passed through a supermarket in his life, much less where the fruits and vegetables are. 🤯

[@makebawatson3264]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vickyabramowitz2885]

An apple has never passed through Trump's digestive tract either.

[@brindisi2brooklyn]

@@vickyabramowitz2885bingo!

[@mominor6913]

​​....apple pie maybe lol

[@Sindollx666x]

Hahaha totally!

[@evewhitehead8722]

Poor old demented, doddering Don doesn’t know he doesn’t know! From Australia!

[@egypt9723]

"Concepts of a plan" is 45's whole life💨

[@Joopsmann]

“Concepts of a plan” is the most George Costanza thing I’ve heard in a while.

[@briansmith5293]

9 years later and he still has no replacement plan for Obamacare because he knows it's an effective Democrat policy 💙💪🇺🇸

[@Lenny.262]

Trump himself wasn't even a concept of a plan, let alone a plan, when his parents made him 😂

[@gz219]

"Concept of a plan" the words of an unfit candidate

[@waynea8194]

Conman concepts for conservatives

[@rhythmfield]

Thank you Jimmy & co.!!!

[@EmmaShadyLilly]

Inflation is so high people can't afford $31 silver coins anymore. Now they cost $100.

[@lindaandsteffi]

😂😂😂

[@franklegarda6510]

These idiots don't realize it's like girl scout cookies you're not buying the cookie you're donating money so girl scouts could go camping

[@carlakenyon6073]

@@franklegarda6510and I thank you! I loved camp

[@thieupham493]

It's the Tic Tac problem and he's got scientists fiercely working on making Tic Tacs larger.

[@thieupham493]

@@franklegarda6510 Those damn little tramps, I thought they were selling cookies.

[@TolyTheTolerBear]

BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE, JIMMY!!! Can’t stop watching this one !!! 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇

[@terredee]

Agree! This has to be one of his best.

[@sciencemansandera]

I must say Jimmy and Jon Stewart are probably America's two top comedians and always keeping it very real for all of us. Jimmy is definitely the best the way he can quickly manage TV keep it clean and always be hilarious. I know anytime I'm having a bad day I can put on some Jimmy and I am almost always sure to laugh and feel better. These are very strange stressful times for so many people comedy is the best way to heal and relax God I can't even take the 6 o'clock news hardly anymore it's like oh no what will he have destroyed today lol thing is it's not funny because it's stuff that affects always average peoples lives. basically all Americans are supposed to be on the same team I wish we could get back to being that, permanently I lost so many friends to this conquer and divide and I don't even know how to talk to them anymore😮

[@hemeoncn]

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.” ― DonOld J Trump

[@thieupham493]

Only to those of limited intelligence which unfortunately is 50% of America.

[@ogwoo6684]

VOTING BLUE ALL THE WAY 2024 … PERIOD 💙💙💙💙💙💙💯💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Mixwell1983]

Voting for higher fuel and groceries sounds like financial suicide but go ahead and keep cheering for the sinking ship..

[@mikes5637]

​@@Mixwell1983fuel prices set by OPEC on cost of oil, not governments. Currently the lowest for over a year. US Consumer Price Index shows inflation at its lowest since pre-pandemic levels. Trump's proposed tarrifs are going to make everything more expensive.

[@beth2272]

I was an independent voter, usually a mixed ballot, however I am voting straight blue ticket to show my disgust with the Republican party for the way they handled January 6th and cited with Trump the day after. Any party that does that does not deserve to be in office. This is my way of protesting and I have come across other people that feel the same way. The reply that one person sent about fuel prices is just an example of how Trump's people DO NOT get their facts straight before speaking they believe Trump hook line and sinker! Vote blue

[@lynnpope8572]

Best late night show ever jimmmmy ❤

[@annetteroennow9694]

People can afford to buy $100 Trump coin but can't afford groceries..

[@markmcintyre9893]

When in a cult

[@lindagibbs428]

Make it make sense

[@Multihotwings1]

Excellent point.

[@elaineisabelle427]

Yeah and they're totally worthless.

[@LoriKasprzak-kc7xc]

Do any memorial coins retain any value later on or do they wind up sold at garage sales?

[@garyschwendner5989]

The Pillow Guy segment is pure genius!

[@polyglot12]

"He's a convicted vapist"! 🤣"Darth Vaper"!😂

[@vickiep4217]

Impressive. Most impressive.

[@mariegarside8830]

Great line !

[@annafertel4790]

😂😂

[@XX-qi5eu]

Lindsey Graham said that unless Mark Robinson drops out of the North Carolina race, we're going to get our asses beaten...and then they both got very excited.

[@brianmcsorley3229]

I think they make a lovely couple .

[@susanallen6423]

“A sort of elderly woman, 3 apples…. “ who is he kidding? “Proper hamburgers?” What could that possibly mean? “She’d burn her hand every once in a while??” Where does he even get this? IS ANYONE REALLY TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY????

[@sunshine3914]

As serious as those fools take the NFL & WWE.

[@joko09010]

😂😂😂💀

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

"...she put it back in the refrigerator..."

[@DenaInWyo]

@@DunmoresMovieMania Donald Trump has never even seen the inside of a grocery store. So many of his supporters are the ones who stand to lose the most with another term from him and the implementation of project 2025.

[@mikes5637]

Drawing attention to how cr*p working in fast food is does not help his case. From that to VP is a way better career arc than Trump's.

[@NicWalker627]

whoever that mike lindel impersonator is absolutely frickin hilarious!!! He needs a raise!!

[@youreterriblemuriel5903]

Women would be much happier and feel much safer and less depressed if Trump, his sycophants in the GOP and his puppets on the Supreme Court would just go the **** away and leave us the **** alone!

[@patricialeonard2748]

I'll take a drink to that

[@CarolynHorst]

Raising my glass

[@Carolyn-l2m]

​@@CarolynHorstI'm with you! Cheers to no more ! We ate not going back!! Blue 💙 💙 💙 💙

[@jeannedigennaro6484]

👏👏👏👏

[@Carolyn-l2m]

​@@patricialeonard2748Cheers to that ! 👍I salute!!!

[@PetThePeeves]

Saved flavored vaping….THAT is my 13rh reason. As someone who has struggled to quit for a decade, I’m well aware of how dangerous it is for my students. I STRONGLY want them banned.

[@LadybugPhil413]

They need banned. Kids are getting their hands on them. There's a vape shop on every corner.

[@angiebear8727]

I actually used them to quit smoking. Lowered the nicotine level slowly but agree they are obviously being marketed towards teens.

[@michaelbraun2462]

... after meeting with Vaping Co. Executives!! . Anybody that wants a favor from the glorified Carnival Barker just has to donate money. . . . The man is just GREEDY !! (Ya don't believe me? Why did he bury the Mother of his children on his Golf Course ??) 🏌🏼⛳🪦

[@susankeith326]

I remember when Melanie spoke up against those products when Barron was younger. Now it's ok??? 😂

[@marydunigan1504]

@@angiebear8727Me too!

[@wesleymillhouse5166]

Love your show Jimmy , you are absolutely correct trump is a disgrace 😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@nobodyknows3180]

And in order to cut costs, each coin is dutifully minted in China using non-ferrous alloys and then generously silver plated. These aren't even silver bullion, they are non-silver memento coins.

[@ellenc11-23]

The Convicted Vapist is so easily triggered by you, Jimmy ... 😂😆🤣 ... and we're all here for it! Keep it going! We appreciate the laughs!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@nomoreblahblah]

Hey don't say mean things about Jimmy's father

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

@@nomoreblahblah LOL

[@oldsalt8011]

All petty crimes dreamed up by the elementary school lunch table. Nothing will stick.

[@StarXcutie]

You’re the best

[@oldsalt8011]

@@StarXcutie Kids need to stay off of KZbin. There is just drama for you.

[@ChandlerSomborac]

I'll *never* understand how *anyone* can listen to Trump *attempting to speak for not even 30 seconds* and *still* choose to support him.

[@treetopjones737]

Bigots are dim bulbs.

[@karistone1297]

Mass psychosis… MAGA is a cult. They’ve switched off their logic and reasoning.

[@jasonforsyth6191]

Right

[@skyinou]

This implies that people supporting him listen to him. They don't, that's why they support him. 😅 Listen to maga interviews; most of them talk about qualities in trump they wish he has, not that he actually has.

[@jasonforsyth6191]

@@skyinou true,

[@ScourgeZX3]

I've MISSED Drunk Donald Trump. Go, Jimmy!

[@makebawatson3264]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ann-eb8dp]

From Australia Jimmy Kimmel is so funny He raises my spirits He is a very funny voice of sanity

[@GershonWolf]

Convicted vapist you're cracking me up man

[@uncletoby-]

Mark Robinson also said if slavery was brought back he’d own one.

[@trudygreer2491]

Crazy how he thinks he wouldn't be sold himself...😵‍💫

[@JAP42]

I thought it was 3

[@fionamackie3357]

He'd be one.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

He should buy himself for a dollar and put himself to work, maybe lose some of that flab.

[@thieupham493]

Look up the story of the slave who was freed and then owned slaves. All he did was follow the strategy for success set out by his previous master. Mark Robinson has seen how White America has gotten rich off of modern slavery and he wants his piece of the American dream.

[@joannecleve4718]

Thankyou once again Jimmy, your fantastic as usual.

[@karendorsey4780]

Jimmy , thank you! You are the best at putting the Donald down! Normally, I would be totally against that, but this is deserved!! Vote 💙💙💙💙

[@Czechbound]

That Mike Lindell actor should bet a special Emmy !

[@laurakobetich9809]

Agreed! It always takes me a minute to realize that it’s not the OG pillow drip.

[@Czechbound]

@@laurakobetich9809 For well over a year it has been _consistently_ *the funnniest late night bit* of all the shows. He's an extremely talented comic actor. *Jimmy, make it happen !*

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

Totally agree 💯💯💯💯

[@terredee]

Yes, that guy is great!

[@akinpaws]

James Adomian.