Ted Danson Almost Killed Jameela Jamil

Jameela talks about her crush on Tom Hanks, Ted Danson almost killing her, 'The Good Place,' and her new game show 'The Misery Index.'
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Ted Danson Almost Killed Jameela Jamil
• Ted Danson Almost Kill...

[@RuthKoheifish]

Oh my God, that’s Kamilah’s sister!

[@Eli-ou8sq]

Ruth K 😂

[@elisapianoo]

Oh come on now leave her alone

[@lifestyleandbodybalanced4463]

Last but not least: representation for SA woman! Go Jameela veni, vidi, vici now girl oeps, just spreading fear, Im also European huh

[@cvrlyir0n702]

RIP 💀

[@squeakerkid915]

😂😂

[@ZheToralf]

The question is: How many points did she lose for leading a swarm of bees into a crowd?

[@homebasedpinay28]

I so want to like this but don't want to be the one to break 69 likes.

[@ZheToralf]

@@homebasedpinay28 😄

[@elektrameligrigoris3897]

All points

[@botigamer9011]

She's doomed to The Bad Place

[@BigSigmund]

9

[@danteferrise6742]

She killed this interview!! SHE TURNED THIS INTO A STAND UP SET PRETTY MUCH

[@thetheoy]

YES

[@mattj5674]

Or she sucked at this interview and i hated every second of her talking.

[@jordanantonia5422]

Matt J sounds like a personal problem

[@jessieburton4104]

@@mattj5674 why though, it was great

[@inperatieloos]

Okay okay, I agree, don't have to yell. Some of us are trying to sleep

[@83gemm]

The hair flip and, “I’m on a show,” needs to be a GIF

[@starlight9364]

Time stamp?

[@elenahurwitz9633]

Star Light 4:11

[@bemasaberwyn55]

The most Tahani story ever

[@Wortmeldung]

She didn't namedrop anyone tho...

[@Confused.Glitch]

Maybe add in a random fact about Beyonce in a party or something and an unnecessary name-drop then you have a perfect Tahani story

[@kylepop4371]

Curcubeu Z Ted Danson counts

[@spicyyfruit]

But she didn’t say my good friend (random celebrity)

[@chevon1920]

This is really more of an Eleanor story, I don’t think tahani would army crawl anywhere

[@RichTake]

This lady is perfection. Yea everyone says she's physically beautiful, but mentally she is GORGEOUS.

[@mariahgrimes207]

OptimistHunter Reel I mean if she has to put up with body shaming there’s seriously something wrong with people. She came back like a pro! ❤️ her more and more.

[@NellieKAdaba]

I agree.

[@akaakaakaak5779]

I personally find her way too negative to be tolerable. She seems to find problems even where there aren't any, every time she speaks I roll my eyes

[@akacozymint]

Akaakaaka ak why are you here then? This is such a funny interview. And she’s very nice the whole thing. Being a conscious, intelligent woman not scared to speak her mind about feminism, misogyny, and the film industry is not “constantly negative”

[@sebbach3747]

@@akacozymint she is an absolute c**t on Twitter...unhinged

[@Wiley_Coyote]

I hope she's got another gig lined up now that The Good Place is ending. I want her to continue to be on my TV.

[@Delaney-and-the-Starlight]

Yeah. I also want to see her in another show! Her comedic timing is impeccable!

[@korrblank1361]

WileyCoyote69 impractical jokers is going to last a very long time, 40 seasons.

[@ismth]

She’s on Legendary on HBOMax!

[@chloemajlinda3957]

@@idontevenhaveapla7224 yeah but misery index really doesn’t do her any favors. personally I look forward to her actually acting in something. Not a big fan of the practical jokers in it though either, they have their moments, but they are not that great on misery index. I feel like it just compromises everyone because it’s a game show. Like how the hot ones show sucks compared to the interviews on first we feast. I realize it’s bound to be different, but must they be so gimmicky?

[@splanet5088]

She's going to be on the new Marvel show She Hulk!

[@SM-gm7up]

So she was listening to Beyoncé and pissed off the bee-hive!

[@-_-EpYoN-_-]

I think the Bees recognised the voice of their Queen!

[@queenannsrevenge100]

The irony is perfect.

[@MF-eh9sk]

And escaped with no stings! They weren’t attacking, they were following their queen 👸

[@NellieKAdaba]

😆yes, I love it.

[@NellieKAdaba]

@@MF-eh9sk Unbelievable and wonderful.

[@yellowcrocs9000]

“You think we’re all like Mary Poppins but we’re not we’re trash” might be the best stereotype teardown I’ve heard

[@noahwalsh7881]

*I Saw Your Comment Right When She Said That*

[@kimedwards6425]

"THIS is the Bad Place!" "BEES bees BEES bees!"

[@Gelliny]

bees with penises

[@zisforzeebruh]

Bees with teeth

[@genevievesimon4810]

Wasp nostrils.

[@sydneytilden2341]

Bianca Helena Procopio Teeth flatteners

[@Sebbefilmerchannel]

Never seen her on a talkshow before but she's hilarious!

[@rmarques8156]

She's got a great interview with Trevor Noah

[@TheDriftdog]

That’s funny because she used to be the one doing all the interviews

[@hungryhungryhippocampus7889]

Some great podcast appearances too

[@pricey0986ify]

@@TheDriftdog yeh she used to be a presenter on channel 4 (in england)

[@sarahhebert4855]

Yeah the good place was her first acting job! No wonder you've never seen her. So proud lol

[@MeganSin]

The irony of listening to Beyoncé and getting attacked by a beehive .... lol haha

[@melindaabond]

Hahahaha

[@sav-]

The fact that she’s lying, makes it even worse. She has Munchhausen syndrome.

[@just_xanny2777]

Munchhausen's doesn't make you lie about funny stories.

[@sofilupi]

@@sav- its just a theory

[@ITSMERlVER]

I LOVED THIS STORY hahaha “You already don’t care about your lives” so true

[@biga7602]

Based on her story, it’s a lucky thing she didn’t head up to the good place early

[@Sirenhound]

Leading a swarm of bees to a group of people: -147,025 The group of people being smokers: +1,357

[@marikotrue3488]

She is hysterical. Someone put her in a movie.

[@lyric1050]

Mariko True she’s already in a show called “the good place”

[@5ak034]

Livi M. R/woosh

[@melissaevans5618]

Her and Tahani aren't actually much different based on this story with the bees 😂😂

[@mmgbtv]

OMG can you imagine how freaked out you would be if you were driving and hit Jameela Jamil with your car... Then she gets up and runs away.

[@LadySpartanCO14]

😂😂 her running away is the hilarious part.

[@carrietaylor6658]

Needs a hitman next time

[@Mbehrhshhenr]

Eleanor: This is the Bad Place! Chidi: Bees! Bees! Bees! Bees!

[@ffeff8353]

She is so utterly delightful! With every interview of hers I see, I'm more in love. What a charmer.

[@bamboostick3702]

her name in my language literally translate to "BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL"

[@rannierunsfast]

Thanks fried banana, you big flirt.

[@user-uh7mn4tm7r]

@@rannierunsfast actually it does in Arabic. It means beautiful beautiful, can't you tell from the pronunciation🤔, one is feminine and one is masculine though

[@haleyc9157]

@@user-uh7mn4tm7r hahaha it's a reference to a scene from the good place where eleanor says tahani's name translation-- "congratulations beautiful" -- and tahani replies "thanks eleanor, you big flirt" :)

[@user-uh7mn4tm7r]

@@haleyc9157 ok ☺️

[@emmarossettini5333]

جميلة جميل :)

[@alsada307]

Fun fact:: In Arabic Jameela = beautiful Jamil = handsome/ beautiful

[@looney1023]

On The Good Place, her character is named Tahani Al-Jamil, which means Congratulations Beautiful (at least according to her character)

[@waryaawariiri1812]

Why does she spell one as jamiil and the other jameel? Shouldn't it either be Jamiila Jamiil or Jameela Jameel? In Somali, we use the female name _Jamiila._

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

_Beautiful Beautiful_ is her name? How accurate.

[@hassenali4647]

She is beautiful

[@wb8695]

@@waryaawariiri1812 I think 2 e's is more visually acceptable than 2 i's in English 🤔

[@annaliesecancilla894]

Fun fact: if bees attack you, you have to stand perfectly still. They won’t bother you and they’ll go back to their hive after a while

[@IsiiFlores]

Annaliese Cancilla if you disturb a hive you might get stung anyways

[@miat789]

The after a while means you’ll get a handful to stings

[@doctrine_ridge_Ke]

she's awesomely mean, I like her

[@lam3turtle]

I love everything about her. Just hearing her talk put a smile on my face

[@drumgold23]

I love this woman, she's so delightful in person and absolutely nails what it's like in England.

[@NewMessage]

She is always hilarious in person... good actress, sure, but she should do a live show... she's all the best parts of nuts.

[@NewMessage]

Oh.. she does have one.. awesome!

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

She started out as a radio personality then tv presenter/interviewer

[@baraka99]

wow. she is hilarious. she would make a great stand up comedian.

[@carrietaylor6658]

Don't think so, she always needs somebody else to put others down, like to see her try alone ... no chance narcassist

[@shukla777]

After all the morality conundrums on The Good Place, she decides to lead the bees to those smokers.

[@hungryhungryhippocampus7889]

I was kind of hoping the train of though would be "bees don't like smoke," but...I mean, how else are you going to get them off of you in LA? Not like you can jump in a lake

[@kabirrubaiyat]

Loll

[@donniescorner1649]

She's flawless.

[@theonlysei]

She is so entertaining and she’s such a good story teller, love her

[@Crunkboy415]

Running into a crowd of people smoking might have been a good idea. Bees are sometimes pacified by smoke.

[@sarahji]

That's where I thought that story was going!

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

She's so good at talk show stories omg

[@Nayops23]

Jameela’s so talented and stunning like always♥️👏🏼

[@SprinGiddinessify]

I can listen to her for hrs ! She is so entertaining just being herself. Love her !!

[@MarioRafaelM]

FYI for those who don't know her ethnicity is: hot.

[@ChawkyVirus]

She's Half Arab/Half Indian

[@yourleastfavouritpodcast]

half Pakistani and half Indian

[@ChawkyVirus]

@@yourleastfavouritpodcast Pakistani is not an ethinicty, its a nationality

[@SuperIrrepressible]

@@ChawkyVirus Indian is also a Nationality. @BlackRose yes, she is half Pakistani and half Indian. Id say her ethnicity then is South Asian, or as they say Desi.

[@ChawkyVirus]

@@SuperIrrepressible While indian is obviously a nationality as well, Indian refers to all people from the south part of Asia (India, Bangladesh, SriLanka, Nepal, Maldives ... etc) While Pakistan falls in the giant Arabic ethnic group that encompasses North Africa, and South West Asia (the Gulf area)

[@FreshGirl3000]

My queen☺️❤. She looks so happy being on the show🙌!

[@arrinskid.4595]

"You think we're all like Mary Poppins, we are not, we are trash." HAHAHAHW I LOVE HER

[@ashish_br]

I love all her interviews, she's just so fun to watch and hear...:)

[@admiralarjay]

I never realized how funny she is! I laughed multiple times throughout the interview she’s awesome !!

[@eolsunder]

she's Jason wearing a hot tall gorgeous funny sexy Jameela body suit

[@mackenzie98]

Same lol. I just saw her on a Conan clip and she was so hilarious I was like I gotta find some more interviews of hers lol

[@geofthompson3844]

She's such a weirdo, but also insanely beautiful. Great combination that 😍

[@taylorchen678]

Every time I see Jameela Jamil in a interview talking, I see a sit-down comedy.

[@aussiepeasant9605]

A delightful , intelligent and impressive young woman.

[@blease-end-me]

She's lucky those bees weren't the ones in the bad place. Bees with teeth, bees with penises

[@Satanic_panic_at_the_disco]

She is the real life combination of Eleanor and Jason and it is hilarious.

[@Always-ve9vq]

"This is the bad place!" "Bees bees"

[@rva]

Adore her 😄

[@agg5984]

She always has the best stories.

[@OldRaver]

She is one of my all time favourite stars. No airs. Really just lovely. (Southerers are uptight in the UK, but warm underneath. Northerners are super friendly (a bit too bloody friendly at times!)

[@kinkong1961]

@John Trevorson yes your right i love glasgow the people there are very friendly if you can understand them lol as us brits always say a scotsman is tight with his money which is so false i was dying to go to the toilet for a number two and had no change and a homeless guy gave me five pence to get into the toilet, so they are just brilliant so when i finished my business i gave him a five pound note because he offered the money i did not ask and i will always remember that guy and his dog in the middle of glasgow city center the year the lockerbie plane disaster hit scotland i was on the road five minutes ahead when the news came on the radio so i love scotland and there people iam a midlander myself and both ends to me are my favorite parts of england devon cornwall and scotland i love them and there people.

[@pennydesouza]

She was actually notoriously snotty on T4, as learned from people who worked on the show with her.

[@andrecomanigault]

I love her accent and The Good Places.. Imma have to check out her new game show

[@samaysahoo3494]

tahani al-jameel really out here showing up to jimmy kimmel

[@marcuswong1797]

How many Good points did she gain for doing this interview and made so many people laugh and charmed by her accent and voice

[@rabbit251]

Loved her in The Good Place. She's so beautiful!!!

[@karenfromfinasse8430]

I was sad to see her next project was the "misery index". She's so talented on the good place and I want to see her in more shows of that caliber.

[@Daymickey]

Can she have her own podcast? I just want to listen to her tell stories and pontificate all day.

[@shirelle1993]

she does already... its called I weigh.

[@allil87]

Love her we need more of her!

[@thetacos1750]

Her: We're trash! Me: *laughs* Oh honey, why don't you come to France?

[@naheedali8035]

She is awesome. Sweet and honest. Love her

[@mjg9137]

*i love her storytelling*

[@lipsohlips97]

She's my favorite... Such a role model!

[@marcispafford3544]

Jameela is amazing! I was dying during the whole interview. She’s fantastic ❤️🤣😂

[@carlosconesa]

That sense of humour, tho 😍

[@ali0essa]

her name in Arabic is so accurate to describe her perfectly: Jameela: Beautiful (meant for females) Jamil: beautiful (goes for males and alot of other things) her character in the good place is Tahani Al-Jamil which means congratulation beautiful. I don't know who named for the character but he/she chose the name perfectly, BTW, Tahani is a girl name still around to date.

[@ali0essa]

@Rehan i didn't say she's arab, i was talking about the meaning of her name in Arabic, there's a difference

[@m.a.r.i.7063]

She’s so freaking funny!! Love her!!

[@ashleyburbank3129]

I could see myself being the person in the car and calling the police and asking if it counts as a hit and run if the person I hit is one running away from the scene?!?!?!

[@dahabeyussuf8764]

She is amazing storyteller also funny as hell.

[@klarastern5597]

I like her a lot :) she's really cool and witty and has an edgy humour

[@akanksha9225]

She's so honest its hilarious ....

[@koda2681]

Love her so much!

[@JohnnyPunish]

She is hilarious, lovely energy. Need to search for shows.

[@willhamilton297]

That sounds like a story that would be evidence of her going to the bad place, WHY didn’t they tell this story in the show??? 😂😂😂

[@taherabuzaid142]

She’s so nice ❤️❤️

[@FoodStampHero]

I was reading her Wikipedia after watching The Good Place, how can one person have SO MANY illnesses/Ailments??

[@lun8240]

she’s such a good story teller

[@ashleyhelms8063]

I absolutely adore her! She is such a doll ❤

[@NellieKAdaba]

Love her too.

[@suddenrushsarge]

She's genuinely hilarious hahahaha

[@BRQFilms]

That story is on brand with Tahani and the all group OG death stories on TGP lol

[@mikelytou]

She is such an enjoyable person, can you please invite her back right away? And make an episode where the entire show is just dialogue with her?

[@mariahgrimes207]

Ok. She’s my real spirit animal! And Beyoncé and the bee hive😂😂. I totally lost it

[@sussyq9141]

Looooove her!

[@vielatienza1012]

cool interview. however i cant stop looking at jameela’s center part bangs

[@danielachamorro8783]

“You think we’re all like Mary Poppins but we’re not!” Well hell, even she was pretty cold and harsh (in a fabulous loving way).

[@VincentsVideos]

that car story is crazy hahaha

[@adamazri928]

she's sooo damn hilarious! Hollywood should give her more roles!

[@thebourgousie2893]

pissed myself laughing through this whole interview

[@acatindisguise]

First 2 minutes and I'm already laughing. She's funny, beautiful, smart, kind... What can't she do honestly

[@BikinFilmYok]

She's very good at storytelling.

[@TheBrainFlow]

Her vibe reminds me of Claudia Winkleman. They should be friends.

[@fullofhope6978]

Claudia is a beautiful (inside and out) Goddess -LOVE her! xx

[@pennydesouza]

Both incredibly annoying women. There aren't many people I find annoying but you've just mentioned two of them.

[@sdotbell]

She is enchanting 😂.. the Bee story is amazing lol

[@_jonbell]

This is so charming, I was smiling without even realizing it

[@EleanorJosefina]

*Me:* I should really get out of bed *Jimmy:* Uploads another video *Me:* Nvm. It can wait. 😂😂😂

[@user-by4ol6cw2v]

She had Glimpse of Camila Cabello such a cute angel

[@hairywelder5188]

Certainly in London you don't talk to strangers but up north it's not like that.

[@lavenuecc2114]

I could listen to her tell stories all day. 🤣

[@samgonzalez8662]

I need more Jameela Jamil in my life

[@jimmysupafly1547]

Pure hilarious sexiness. Just when you thought it didn't exist.

[@sav-]

Except, she has Munchhausen syndrome. Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie which is sad because she IS beautiful.

[@parkergreaves9975]

Savannah Tatianna wut-

[@parkergreaves9975]

Savannah Tatianna not trying to offend anyone but I don't think munchausen is what you think it is

[@sav-]

Parker Greaves lol k

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

@@sav- That's not how it works, buddy.

[@emmanadel3060]

I love this audience omg

[@OneLoveRSR]

I'm so glad Kamilah saved her from that swarm of bees.

[@Chicnjoyph]

I love this woman ❤️❤️❤️ so funny and so classy

[@Helloooooo]

Lmao one of the best stories I’ve heard.

[@FridgeChic]

One of the best stories EVER! 2nd only to Jim Jeffries on Graham Norton