Trump REALLY Exaggerated His Wealth, Jimmy’s Pick for Supreme Court & Doocy’s Stupid Non-Questions

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@hanagueen5535
@hanagueen5535 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, we hope you stay with us for another 19 years, dear Jimmy🥰🌹🌺🙂🍀💐🇺🇸
@bluntedntoasted
@bluntedntoasted 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 19th!!! What a great show. Thanks for all the memories over the years, And bless you for being a on the right side of history.
@brettjern3264
@brettjern3264 2 жыл бұрын
On the right side of history?
@mrninja7157
@mrninja7157 2 жыл бұрын
Could at least thrown in a few more pixels, could they not.
@B86432
@B86432 2 жыл бұрын
Lol you sheep trying to destroy the country 🤣 how is that the right side of history
@Ghaleon42
@Ghaleon42 2 жыл бұрын
@@B86432 lol cope
@Ghaleon42
@Ghaleon42 2 жыл бұрын
@@brettjern3264 yup
@HeriEystberg
@HeriEystberg 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking my mind off of the constant stress I'm experiencing lately!
@susanperkins1909
@susanperkins1909 2 жыл бұрын
I love the look you had 19 years ago. What a sweet baby face. Now you have a wonderful kind man face and your sense of humor has never waivered. Thank you for the smiles and kindness
@Legolas1717
@Legolas1717 2 жыл бұрын
James Adomian is insanely talented. Every character comes through in a way that makes sense and packs humor into every few seconds.
@robin31165
@robin31165 2 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE!! 💯❗️
@tcg4111
@tcg4111 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "flaps open like a civil war hospital tent and looser than a coal miner's teeth" 😆😆😆💀💀💀
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! Happy Anniversary! 🤗💖💖💖
@coachdubz7533
@coachdubz7533 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 19th anniversary to Jimmy Kimmel and crew. Love your reactions when Jimmy puts you on the spot Guillermo!
@martica6755
@martica6755 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Anniversary!!! Jimmy Kimmel YOU ROCK!! 👏👏👏👏
@kevinbwillson4161
@kevinbwillson4161 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy I hope you never stop telling the truth about #45
@connie9492
@connie9492 7 ай бұрын
Thank you! We all need this so bad!
@dpulte
@dpulte 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, your unrequited love for DT after all this time is truly touching. Hugs.
@TheRealMake-Make
@TheRealMake-Make 2 жыл бұрын
4:13 Ah, John McCain-remember how he saved Nakatomi Tower? Barefooted? Through glass? On Christmas Eve? An American legend. He could have been more had he only kept away from Sarah Palin.
@DonnaPeck
@DonnaPeck 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Anniversary! And today is my 70th birthday! I never realized your show launched on my birthday! Keep up the great work! ❤️😂❤️
@carmellitale-man2671
@carmellitale-man2671 2 жыл бұрын
Donna Peck happy birthday
@daviegriffin3539
@daviegriffin3539 2 жыл бұрын
*Happy birthday & cheers from Mėxico!* 🇲🇽🏝️🍻😘😷
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!
@samanthamariefreeman335
@samanthamariefreeman335 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 70th Birthday Donna Peck!! Fellow Aquarian! My b'day is next week, Feb 1. (Got one year on ya, though - turning 71)
@hoozle
@hoozle 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday from Ireland ❤
@lspthrattan
@lspthrattan 2 жыл бұрын
OH HELL YEAH ANITA HILL FOR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE! JIMMY YOU'RE A GENIUS!
@kaynickerson6138
@kaynickerson6138 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 жыл бұрын
subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65? I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come. Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
@lspthrattan
@lspthrattan 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikelytou Age IS a valid point to consider, but not the only one. I still think Anita Hill would make an excellent choice, and frankly he owes it to her (and honestly, all women) for the way he treated her during the Thomas confirmation hearings.
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 жыл бұрын
Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy.
@lspthrattan
@lspthrattan 2 жыл бұрын
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Actually it's more typical of our earnest desire to populate the court with highly accomplished individuals with a thorough knowledge of the Constitution and a desire to apply it fairly, rather than just play nothing but politics. Politics is a necessary evil, not the primary consideration. The real priority is in choosing the best person for the job, and I truly believe Anita Hill would fit the bill both in terms of qualifications and political considerations as well.
@anabaird3835
@anabaird3835 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations and Happy 19th yrs! Sure doesn't seem that long.🥰 You're the BEST (by far) Jimmy Kimmel ❤
@bkk53
@bkk53 2 жыл бұрын
The clip of Senator McCain and Dush Bag I mean Doocy killed me😂😂😂😂..Senator McCain what a CLASS ACT MAN..RIP🙏
@zanealberto7741
@zanealberto7741 2 жыл бұрын
It was the best!!!
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 2 жыл бұрын
I don't like the idea of lifetime appointments on the Supreme court. There's no accountability to the American People once they've been appointed. You would hope only people of outstanding moral fiber would even be considered for such an honor, but look how that turned out. Looking at you Mr. "I Like Beer." (Brett Kavanaugh).
@ronnieking3848
@ronnieking3848 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Justice Clarence Thomas putting pubic hairs on Anita Hills soda can. Lovely pair those two make.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@mcfcguvnors
@mcfcguvnors 2 жыл бұрын
it often annoyed me why the US Govt keeps so many secrets from its people I GET IT NOW ...IT HAS ALL BECOME CLEAR ,I AM ENLIGHTENED
@tomsampson8084
@tomsampson8084 2 жыл бұрын
The reason the Founders gave Supreme Court Justices lifetime appointments was to keep politics out of the Court. The idea being once they are in, they are not subject to political pressure. The accountability to the people you speak of comes down to who you vote for in Congress and President.
@echo5226
@echo5226 2 жыл бұрын
That's the point. No accountability means no outside influence on what they decide on dummy. Sorry it's not working out in your best interest.
@karenwhinesmore9347
@karenwhinesmore9347 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Anniversary Jimmy!!! We love you! You're aging better than wine!!
@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312
@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 2 жыл бұрын
In memory of Uncle Frank who was absolutely hilarious and a sweetheart of a guy! P.S. The guy imitating the unfrozen Pinkerton had me in stitches as usual. His metaphors for Italian people and loose women Etc are absolutely all-time classic had me laughing to where I was rewinding each line about 5 or 10 times just to laugh again
@craftedhenry7241
@craftedhenry7241 2 жыл бұрын
He died??????
@tuckergary1516
@tuckergary1516 2 жыл бұрын
i had to stop watching laughed so hard I wet myself
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 2 жыл бұрын
@@craftedhenry7241 Yes, unfortunately. 😭
@80sChick80s
@80sChick80s 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to live with the late Senator Hero John McCain asking you why you would ask such a stupid question and it's forever on video..... Goodnight Irene.
@maintainingmomentum
@maintainingmomentum 2 жыл бұрын
Hero mccain ??? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ....you misspelled TRAITOR !!!
@Larez121
@Larez121 2 жыл бұрын
@@maintainingmomentum LOL 😂 spoken like the blind follower of trump you are.
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 2 жыл бұрын
@@maintainingmomentum Traitors are the people that drummed up Jan 6th.
@Seasidecc95437
@Seasidecc95437 2 жыл бұрын
….flaps open like a civil war tent. You got me good, laughed so hard. Thank you Kimmel writers.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
He also exaggerated his height, though curiously he underreported his weight, just as he underreported the value of his assets come tax time 😂
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, now those are facts! 🤣🤣
@harryjove6725
@harryjove6725 2 жыл бұрын
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL PREVAIL
@sojournerkarunatruth4406
@sojournerkarunatruth4406 2 жыл бұрын
@@harryjove6725 👻 oooo a scary keyboard warrior 👨‍💻
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
No sh*t Sherlock! Look at his hair - there is no way a rich man would have that weak comb over!
@lexuses3942
@lexuses3942 2 жыл бұрын
@@harryjove6725 Former president
@michaelaj9019
@michaelaj9019 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! for Anita Hill as supreme Court Justice! 🙌🏾🎉👍🏾
@john90230
@john90230 2 жыл бұрын
If they can't get Ms. Hill maybe try for Whoopi Goldberg.
@sizzlinghotnhere
@sizzlinghotnhere 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Anita Hill! Then maybe get that dirty Clarence Thomas and his insurrection supporter wife can get the heck on. His hands are guilty with his wife funding busses for the folks trying to stop the certifying of election.
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Gawd, yes, a brilliant suggestion ! She is eminently qualified: just look at her curriculum vitae. About as qualified as a person could be.
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 жыл бұрын
@Jeri Mason You are correct, Sir or Madam. And it wouldn't be.
@Buttercup697
@Buttercup697 2 жыл бұрын
@Jeri Mason did you watch the Brett Kavanaugh hearings!! 🤣🤣🤣 There’s less crying and screaming on a soap opera!! 🤣
@runningdpm
@runningdpm 2 жыл бұрын
God bless John McCain. Love him or hate him, he didn't hold back.
@simplybeautiful6498
@simplybeautiful6498 2 жыл бұрын
I So Loved and Respected John McCain. He got off his sick bed to vote against one of Trump's choices - John walked down the aisle and gave a Thumbs Down 👎which is very symbolic to The Former Trump Administration...
@rendajones7368
@rendajones7368 2 жыл бұрын
@@simplybeautiful6498 He did not support fascist including iQ45’s fascist regime.
@stevenfleming7769
@stevenfleming7769 2 жыл бұрын
And,....look how good/smart Arizona is doing since his death.
@gerthmcnally2786
@gerthmcnally2786 2 жыл бұрын
God bless Kyrsten Sinema
@NesQuik2258
@NesQuik2258 2 жыл бұрын
Yes we know he sang like a bird when he was captured
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 2 жыл бұрын
You can always tell the quality of a person by the enemies they make.
@augmanify
@augmanify 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, no wander Trump is so attacked
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 2 жыл бұрын
@@augmanify well you can also tell a person by the company they keep. So trump surrounds himself with yesmen/women, liars, cheaters, sycophants, grifters, and rudy Giuliani.
@fredrickhinojosa4568
@fredrickhinojosa4568 2 жыл бұрын
No, no longer around, but under the ground, never make a sound! Mark, I'll take two over-easy!
@mrx1333
@mrx1333 2 жыл бұрын
Wow!! 19yrs! Congrats Jimmy! You're way better than the other Jimmy!!
@stephanieadams3747
@stephanieadams3747 2 жыл бұрын
Anita Hill would be awesome on the Supreme Court!
@kaynickerson6138
@kaynickerson6138 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@parrisprice5892
@parrisprice5892 2 жыл бұрын
Clarence thomas would turn white....er, than his white wife
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe so, but subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65? I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come. Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
@beaksofeagles
@beaksofeagles 2 жыл бұрын
Has everyone forgotten Joe Biden's role in the hearings about her accusations regarding Clarence? She hasn't. Jimmy should have done a bit more homework.
@tos100returns
@tos100returns 2 жыл бұрын
@@beaksofeagles Nobody forgot Clarence's role in asking her about a pubic hair on his Coke.
@earFront
@earFront 2 жыл бұрын
47th ? Trump, you are not getting anything but a room in the "Big House".
@muddyfalcon
@muddyfalcon Жыл бұрын
They have no intention of allowing this nation to go through another presidential election, this country will be nuked and you're a moron for not having a clue about it
@EmmettHoops
@EmmettHoops 2 жыл бұрын
Happy anniversary, Jimmy! You're a national treasure.
@kathleengallagher4833
@kathleengallagher4833 2 жыл бұрын
McCain hit the nail on the head regarding Doocy
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 2 жыл бұрын
Everything he says is a lie.
@illyriumus2938
@illyriumus2938 2 жыл бұрын
Anita Hill!!! 🤣😂 Please make it happen! I would love to see that Supreme Court telenovela.
@lovelyskull3483
@lovelyskull3483 2 жыл бұрын
19yrs, wow! Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
@professionalamatuer8064
@professionalamatuer8064 2 жыл бұрын
10:44 - I checked and verified that both dogs are safe and unharmed.
@graziellagrady4357
@graziellagrady4357 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you are a genius, love Anita Hill as Supreme Court Justice.
@sophiew1967
@sophiew1967 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 19 th anniversary Jimmy 🎂x
@Radiotron47
@Radiotron47 2 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY !! ❤❤ 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@mystronghand4038
@mystronghand4038 2 жыл бұрын
You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 2 жыл бұрын
This week in Florida: We're expecting below 30⁰ F.
@landry3143
@landry3143 2 жыл бұрын
That was really good acting by the unfrozen man in the sketch at the end.
@grantgilbertson3533
@grantgilbertson3533 2 жыл бұрын
Oh buddy, I am acutely aware of the difference between you and Jimmy Fallon. Thank you for being sincere.
@dtsosie5836
@dtsosie5836 2 жыл бұрын
During the onset of The Donald's presidential campaign he announced "I'm very rich" and we all know whatever he says it's usually 180 from what he tells the public
@pjnicolas7
@pjnicolas7 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t realize your show was on for that long brother. Congratulations to you and your team!!!! May you have many more to come.
@robal.667
@robal.667 2 жыл бұрын
That’s because he was on at last for most of career when viewship drops, the more he “got woke” the sooner his airtime while the other comedians wouldn’t bend knee to the wokeness being forced on Hollywood look at some of the last seasons of letterman, Ferguson, Conan and leno they all joke about how they can no longer speak freely before they are canceled or the main networks, none of them wanted to retire and all had shows on cable networks after….
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ 2 жыл бұрын
I went to the first show, outside at Hollywood and Highland. George Clooney and Snoop Dogg walked tipsily past me and slapped my hand, and I saw Gwyneth Paltrow on the roof of Mann’s Chinese Theatre watching Chris Martin rehearse. As a dorky hayseed who had just moved here from Washington state, I was giddy lol. I used my blocky little Nokia to text my family.
@rhiannonrede
@rhiannonrede 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, we love you & Guillermo.
@xaviermagnate
@xaviermagnate 2 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!
@joefrascino4546
@joefrascino4546 2 жыл бұрын
Sheesh they still can’t stop talking about him
@audbertovelez130
@audbertovelez130 2 жыл бұрын
i love jimmy.... keep it up.. i love you guys!! much more success!! ❤❤🙏😎✌👍
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 жыл бұрын
Trumpkin didn't come down from the private quarters until 11:00 am and never published his schedule so the American people would know what he was doing. Little Eric is a sad, sad boy.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
Egotistical Nursery Rhymes Donny, Donny pumpkin head Had a psychopath father named Fred Wanting to be just like his dad Followed him around as a wee little lad Little Donny was the runt of the litter Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter Until one day he was thrown off and banned He started waving his tiny little hands Blaming everyone for his own mistakes Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes He called himself the chosen one Election was stolen and he really won Pillow head Mike is overly excited Even though Donny's organization got indicted His empire of corruption is about to crumble Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
The release they used was 'dump will make many calls and hv many meetings!'🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😵😵
@kathleenr4047
@kathleenr4047 2 жыл бұрын
For the 3 months after the 2020 election his schedule was a cut and paste, EVERYDAY and said, "The president will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and take many meetings."
@glennlrw
@glennlrw 2 жыл бұрын
@@marshamariner7897 Which if you replace "dump" with Biden, sounds like what Psaki says in some pressers.
@JonBlondell
@JonBlondell 2 жыл бұрын
I know the difference between you and Fallon, you're Funny! And you have good writers!
@cosmosofinfinity
@cosmosofinfinity 2 жыл бұрын
And also not an NFT grifting sellout. And knows how to display sincere human emotions. And isn't gutlessly trying to not offend anybody or take a stance on anything
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏Jimmy! Thank you
@joemehere1151
@joemehere1151 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Jimmy. Well done you guys!
@NPRGAdmin
@NPRGAdmin 2 жыл бұрын
Anita Hill?! Brilliant!!!
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 2 жыл бұрын
I've always said there's not enough 19th century railroad humor in late night television. Thanks, JKL, for addressing this important issue.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
I, personally, appreciated the many era-accurate references to various aspects of sexual activity at the time.
@LavenderPassage
@LavenderPassage 2 жыл бұрын
Norm Macdonald would have loved it.
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 2 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nothing worse than anachronisms in erotica.
@princesssprinklesthecat4192
@princesssprinklesthecat4192 2 жыл бұрын
Jedi knight luke?
@darthlazlo
@darthlazlo 2 жыл бұрын
He said, “Dip Schmidt.” Kimmel again kills it. I’m dead.
@chrichri6793
@chrichri6793 2 жыл бұрын
Killing it?? His ratings are literally free falling lol
@darthlazlo
@darthlazlo 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrichri6793 thanks for the ratings update!
@chrichri6793
@chrichri6793 2 жыл бұрын
@@darthlazlo you’re welcome Lazlo!! Hope you have a great day and let’s go Brandon
@morugofuzuoku2369
@morugofuzuoku2369 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you here ?
@darthlazlo
@darthlazlo 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrichri6793 whatever makes you feel better.
@dinijay
@dinijay 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 19th Jimmy and team!❤️❤️
@anahata2009
@anahata2009 2 жыл бұрын
I would give everything I own to see Biden nominate Anita Hill, and to be able to see the reaction of Crazy Clarence and his unhinged wife. It would be an historically beautiful act. Do it, Joe. My god, do it.
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 жыл бұрын
Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy. Republicans would LOVE for Biden to nominate a 65-year-old SCOTUS.
@mrzadezade
@mrzadezade 2 жыл бұрын
I would agree if she were, say 20 years younger. A 65 year old justice may not have the longevity similar to those appointed by Mitch.
@skycloud7637
@skycloud7637 2 жыл бұрын
Every time Peter Dufus gets slapped down...An Angel gets it's wings!
@markman613
@markman613 2 жыл бұрын
You win the internet today!!
@franktripodi8586
@franktripodi8586 2 жыл бұрын
Slapped down, half the time President cabbagehead never calls him and the other half his questions never get answered..
@q.e.d.9112
@q.e.d.9112 2 жыл бұрын
@@franktripodi8586 Jen Psaki slaps him down with grace and good humour at least once a week.
@bobwhite4671
@bobwhite4671 2 жыл бұрын
@@q.e.d.9112 more like evades and lies.
@q.e.d.9112
@q.e.d.9112 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobwhite4671 Earth calling planet Weird. One of yours (serial code b0bW/hite) seems to have found its way here. Request you recover this unit for replanetriation and re-programming. CAUTION: UNIT MALFUNCTIONS.
@thinkingprole1
@thinkingprole1 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a skit at the end of the monologue I expect to be bored, and they end up the best part. Great writing, great acting
@markn3936
@markn3936 2 жыл бұрын
This show is totally unwatchable.
@aerinellis1133
@aerinellis1133 2 жыл бұрын
The skits are the worst part. I genuinely wish they would separate them from the monologue.
@sharasethna1464
@sharasethna1464 2 жыл бұрын
@@markn3936 is is
@localruleorder
@localruleorder 2 жыл бұрын
Great clip. Great content.
@audio323
@audio323 2 жыл бұрын
Its the My Pillow train theif detective
@nitwitt50
@nitwitt50 2 жыл бұрын
That was so funny that Jimmy said Anita Hill to me, because that was the first name I thought of. Of course it won't happen, but the thought comforted me😊
@misledprops
@misledprops 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was odd. Mrs Hill is incredible, however I think the history of Biden and Hill has been lost. He stayed neutral during that hearing. I don’t think the general public knows their history
@kimberleymckay5949
@kimberleymckay5949 2 жыл бұрын
No, people have forgotten. Biden asked her horribly uncomfortable questions that had already been answered, he was just wanting to make a bad situation as bad as he could for her. Go back and look at the videos. You can bring up old C-span videos on KZbin. Never been a fan of biden but the alternative to him was... ya know... enough to make me want to slit my wrists .
@imRamaChandra
@imRamaChandra 2 жыл бұрын
360p?? A throwback to the max resolution available 19yrs ago?
@salsaatrocitiesb1746
@salsaatrocitiesb1746 2 жыл бұрын
I screamed YESSSSSSS when you said ANITA HILL. She is stronger than most human beings in this world.
@pannachawangkul585
@pannachawangkul585 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for keeping me laughing, Jimmy 🙏❤️
@Ou8y2k2
@Ou8y2k2 2 жыл бұрын
James Adomian and James Austin Johnson are killing it with their impressions.
@raymondelmore8903
@raymondelmore8903 2 жыл бұрын
The Anita Hill idea was comic gold!
@billbaldwin3564
@billbaldwin3564 2 жыл бұрын
News for you, you own horn tooter, comparing you to any of the other late nite hosts is ridiculous because there is no comparison. You are the absolute best.
@patmatt1987
@patmatt1987 2 жыл бұрын
This idea needs to materialize ASAP! I’m all for team Anita!!
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 жыл бұрын
Republicans would LOVE for Biden to appoint a 65-year-old.
@fatalshore5068
@fatalshore5068 2 жыл бұрын
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 65 aint so bad, she could be there 15 years
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
Donnie always exaggerates the size of things...
@frankperino4215
@frankperino4215 2 жыл бұрын
Stormy will tell us the truth!
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 жыл бұрын
@@frankperino4215 always trust a prostitute
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 жыл бұрын
@@sir_iosis6760 I'd trust a women who sold her as before I trust a trumpsucking magatterrorist who sold out their country
@fernze.6478
@fernze.6478 2 жыл бұрын
They say guys with small mushroom tops like to drive big cars to compansate for their man hood..In this case he likes to make himself big to make up for his micro lil tucker..Why do you think he likes teenage girls..They dont know any better..
@tomvalveede6808
@tomvalveede6808 2 жыл бұрын
@@fernze.6478 Russian call girl says he's the Size of a Gherkin! That's why Trump in Big letters is found on all of his buildings. And why he wears those way Over-sized, Extra-long ties! LOL 😄😄😄
@Myrddnn
@Myrddnn 2 жыл бұрын
Not only would her on the bench be a hoot, but it would make all the right wingers' heads explode. I'm in!
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 жыл бұрын
“Hoot” … that sums up kimmels audience… lol
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to have her on scotus
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 жыл бұрын
@@sir_iosis6760 kkkeep kkkrying soreassed magatloser 😭🍷
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 жыл бұрын
@@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer why the kkk im not a democrat
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 жыл бұрын
@@sir_iosis6760 tell it to the trumper kkkultists carrying their cute little rebel kkkklan and kkkamp Auschwitz flags you guys used to goughe out cop eyeballs
@gafls3151
@gafls3151 2 жыл бұрын
OMG I just texted friends a half hour ago saying Anita Hill should be the next Justice!!!
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 жыл бұрын
subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65? I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come. Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
She was never a judge. Immediately disqualifies her from the Supreme Court
@mrvlsmrv
@mrvlsmrv 2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 you do not have to be a judge. You don't even need a law degree. You need to be nominated usually by the President and confirmed by the senate.
@madyjules06
@madyjules06 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrvlsmrv & @ Lena Wagenfuehr Each of your comments when taken together perfectly reflect the often illogical line which thinly divides de facto and de jure issues. Bravo to you both
@mrvlsmrv
@mrvlsmrv 2 жыл бұрын
@@madyjules06 yeah, it's a thin line sometimes. Just pointing out that there are no specific qualifications to becoming a Supreme Court Justice. I'm not sure the constitution originally required one to be a U.S.citizen. I'm not quite 64 years old. Maybe I'll sneak my name on the list. It's a great job. But the interviews suck.
@lucyiraola5581
@lucyiraola5581 2 жыл бұрын
I love you Jimmy Kimmel!
@Shamustodd1
@Shamustodd1 2 жыл бұрын
Pleasuring himself to Lou Dobbs! LOL whoever wrote that deserves a raise.
@robk.6591
@robk.6591 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 19th Anniversary, Jimmy! Get Matt Damon on as a guest for your 20th Anniversary. 😄 🎉🎆👏🍻
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 жыл бұрын
Tell him that fortune favors the bold, not the brave. Also, cryptocurrency is a pyramid scheme.
@adamjames5077
@adamjames5077 2 жыл бұрын
James Adomian is a comedy genius with his impressions LOL
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 2 жыл бұрын
Love James Adomian! This character is almost as good as his impression of Mike Pillow!!
@fonkenful
@fonkenful 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, he’s a treasure for sure; definitely looking forward to more from him.
@frankfratto
@frankfratto 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say that. He's great! Pretty sure most of that is improvised too.
@malachi-
@malachi- 2 жыл бұрын
There's no such thing as bad publicity..... thanks Jimmy. T24
@tsam3338
@tsam3338 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 19th Anniversary! No surprise re: Trump what's more scary is what we'll (gov't or public) never know.
@andynn6691
@andynn6691 2 жыл бұрын
Present day Jimmy looks a lot better than before 👍
@sinetteiversen9978
@sinetteiversen9978 2 жыл бұрын
Like good wine,friends and bookes.Keep getting Better when you continue to know Them.
@Lock2002ful
@Lock2002ful 2 жыл бұрын
very true
@geeayy222
@geeayy222 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's a fox now 🤩
@samcooper1761
@samcooper1761 2 жыл бұрын
@@sinetteiversen9978 Ah yes, "bookes," and the joy of continuing to know them.
@boxsterman77
@boxsterman77 2 жыл бұрын
I know, right?!?
@ashwinf12
@ashwinf12 2 жыл бұрын
Mike Lindell as Detective Mick “Mickey” J. McSullivan was quite refreshing 😆
@drzecelectric4302
@drzecelectric4302 2 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!
@cosmosofinfinity
@cosmosofinfinity 2 жыл бұрын
The Lindells are the heritors of the Sullivan bloodline. In fact, Mike was named after his grandfather, Mick
@bethrichardson7335
@bethrichardson7335 2 жыл бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly with nominating Anita Hill!
@susanfanning9480
@susanfanning9480 2 жыл бұрын
She definitely knows what people go thru.
@thomaslightner4397
@thomaslightner4397 2 жыл бұрын
Her goal should just make it known that she wants to bed down Clarence’s wife would make sure he quit freeing up another badly needed seat.
@z.bongerman1062
@z.bongerman1062 2 жыл бұрын
I think that she would be great. But I don't think she wants to look at grumpy Clarence Thomas' face 200 something days a year. I wouldn't. He's mean and insane.
@mosesg5223
@mosesg5223 2 жыл бұрын
Never heard of him.
@CallMeGailyn
@CallMeGailyn 2 жыл бұрын
I second the motion.
@paulandlesson
@paulandlesson 2 жыл бұрын
The Pinkerton skit was very well done. Kudos to all who worked on it. Great history. Thanks
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 2 жыл бұрын
We lived in Shanghai when Frozen was released, and had access to one of the few English-language theatres so we went to see 'Frozen', just for the novelty of hearing anything in English, and I wish I hadn't suffered a TBI in Kazakhstan in 2017 because I remember seeing Star Wars and a few other Western films that had HEAVY edits made, but time-specific amnesia keeps me from recalling the particulars independently. :P Regardless, the accuracy of that joke sequence was hysterically specific. :)
@tannerplummer1996
@tannerplummer1996 2 жыл бұрын
The “This week in Florida” was actually cool. That man saved his dogs from a bear!
@desireeespinosa3954
@desireeespinosa3954 2 жыл бұрын
He did not 😳
@peanutbutterdragon4105
@peanutbutterdragon4105 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't funny though his dogs could have been killed
@larryadams458
@larryadams458 2 жыл бұрын
Looked like the dog ended up outside with the bear and the human barricaded the door. Don't know if the dog survived.
@Nicole14289
@Nicole14289 2 жыл бұрын
Good news, it sounds like both dogs were not injured! I googled it the guys name is Walter Hickox and reports say the dogs are ok!
@ROCKY-w5r
@ROCKY-w5r 2 жыл бұрын
Good They are okay because it looks like the second dog was outside.
@russianbluecat6865
@russianbluecat6865 2 жыл бұрын
Anita Hill for SCOTUS! Perfect!
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats 🎉🎉🎉 To you & the Team. Glad you're show made it. v
@AqualungsBreath
@AqualungsBreath 2 жыл бұрын
That Pinkerton sketch wins the Monty Python's Flying Circus honor medal.
@rorykeegan1895
@rorykeegan1895 2 жыл бұрын
Really? It was awful.
@itsaashish
@itsaashish 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 19th Jimmy. Here's to many more.
@reading101
@reading101 2 жыл бұрын
I needed the laughs tonight… thanks, Mr. Kimmel!
@atimko123
@atimko123 2 жыл бұрын
I think we all figured out by now that the train detective is the my pillow guy... what a great character actor he is ...so funny
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! I can't believe it's been that long! Congrats Jimmy! Time really does fly by when your having fun! I've watched from the beginning. My son was 8 when you started.
@bingusbingus776
@bingusbingus776 2 жыл бұрын
Present of his own jail cell not our Country Ever Again.
@stevena.6760
@stevena.6760 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel's show is always something I look foward to
@pauline_2373
@pauline_2373 2 жыл бұрын
Some caddies really know how to wash balls 😂😂😂 I choked on my coffee!!!!
@gregorythomassr5485
@gregorythomassr5485 2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that's what you were choking on 😘
@shannond7437
@shannond7437 2 жыл бұрын
Still sad Matt Damon wasn’t available when Sarah was the guest host!
@sandrapass4787
@sandrapass4787 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Anita's Hill. Jimmy, you are a Genius.
@alexkonez6832
@alexkonez6832 2 жыл бұрын
Look at them raising the alarms
@islandhawaiian81
@islandhawaiian81 2 жыл бұрын
Thank , You love your show !
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Anniversary Jimmy 🥰
@NeonDruid13
@NeonDruid13 2 жыл бұрын
Put that man down as another Florida superhero who saved his dog or family from a wild predator. Bravo!
@Crayzeecatlady
@Crayzeecatlady 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy for being so awesome!
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mostly think right wing liberals are awesome?
@sritter66
@sritter66 2 жыл бұрын
I am completely behind the Anita Hill for Supreme Court idea.
@robertmedina3982
@robertmedina3982 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is not scared to say what’s going! What’s going on. Jimmy has some big balls.
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