Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo at a Fortune Cookie Factory

[@ericmcquisten]

Guillermo: "Fortune Cookie is like a Wife.... you might get a good one, or you might not" (very true)

[@soniarican6275]

Haha so true 😂💀

[@jsngallery]

so true, they are fun to eat, but way too wordy. 😁

[@reycesarcarino4653]

They should put that on a Fortune Cookie

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hamzamustafa215]

Am your 660 like am holy if you get a 666 run and leave your house and never go back

[@angelaaguirreguillen1085]

Guillermo. " you are about to eat a cookie " 😂😂I'm dead

[@AmidaNyorai48]

😅🤣

[@ivet2912]

“Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 😂😂😭☠️

[@lunanarda]

I died bro

[@GarryG]

HahHahahshah...I'm still laughing

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤔🤔

[@johnherrera01]

Don't forget......."Mexican Food is better than Chinese Food." XD

[@datche2425]

@@johnherrera01 Chinese food is way better

[@anthonyp.4030]

I'm a simple man I see Guillermo I click

[@emteufel6556]

pahhahaha same

[@stonecold7277]

Same

[@yolandaarteaga4398]

Same

[@cortransport]

Anthony P. Me tooo lol

[@ronmor2004]

Same

[@Kurtoss]

who else loves Guillermo?

[@noah321]

Kurtoss Who doesnt?

[@MoeMentos]

0:36 You mean Glare-mo?

[@julianc3701]

Hahah, that was great. At least it was definitive proof us Asians really can pronounce L's.

[@zulus548]

You mean who else loved giullermo 6:32

[@ismaellagunas5020]

Kurtoss me

[@themusicroom3141]

I got a fortune cookie once that said "Keep your friends close and your dumplings closer." I still live by those words.

[@stephshome7049]

The bus scared the crap out of me 🤦

[@amandalynnadkins2775]

Lol, I thought I was the only one! I legit jumped out my seat lol.

[@logiee8725]

I jumped

[@TheOrthodontist26]

Me too! I jumped off my seat

[@alexnajera3483]

I almost fell off my bed!

[@aruna688]

Me tooooo

[@romatotski4785]

Give Guillermo a raise😂💸

[@mskm3113]

Roma Totski his net worth is already $2M u moron

[@Rojo731]

I adore him!

[@marikitomictin7461]

raise😂💸

[@Xarosy]

He already makes 500k a year

[@dhdhsusggdjbsh]

MS KM What was the point of calling him a moron? Lmao

[@georgeespinoza6710]

Guillermo looks like my lunch lady lmao...wait or does she look like him 😮😂💀

[@oswaldocontreras1507]

But does your lunch lady carry tequila in her back pocket tho? That's how you can tell if Guillermo is your lunch lady

[@calumgibson7724]

rayan attar it was a joke chill

[@damiengarbutt7229]

1🤣😭💀

[@vova8042]

Your lunch lady has a moustache?

[@unknown12805]

Guillermo should create fortune mazapanes!

[@julianruiz4793]

Fortupanes

[@godprincessrealty]

🤣

[@jimrodriguez9747]

Sounds like a bad ass idea lol

[@llamaswagg4273]

Alex Ruiz lol good one

[@dattepo7534]

Alex Ruiz damn that’s a good idea lol

[@kareenakang706]

Guillermo needs a KZbin channel like if you agree

[@fiercemakeup31]

Si

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤔

[@gracecamacho3438]

I agree

[@mozees6106]

si si si

[@BeautifulAuthentic]

My fortune cookie: Humans can't see air Can fish see water

[@ryanbeck8191]

BeautyBrand Boss Yes...?

[@zekedelgato763]

That's deep bro

[@vicklopez1470]

Humans can see water, can fish see air?

[@ryanbeck8191]

The stupidity of some people amazes me haha

[@BeautifulAuthentic]

Vick López 🤔🤔🤔thats deep

[@chinweizuoham83]

Anyone else want one of Jimmy and Guillermo's fortunes?

[@Kngdrah]

Well that escalated quickly

[@ConvectionOven]

couldve saved that one for the "Guillermo Climbs the Empire State Building" video

[@Widdekuu91]

+Justin I read your comment before I saw the video and was prepared for the bus. Then it fell. Jesus Christ, I almost peed myself. I literally jumped and gasped, that was scary xD Maybe it's because it's the middle of the night, but damnit.

[@atlaimanriquez5901]

justin lorenzo iiI

[@sci_fress3736]

justin lorenzo Iam the 1k Liked Comment !.

[@GiGi-of8pt]

Widdekuu91 lmao same

[@maskedluna5410]

"Pay your bill and go home." "A fortune cookie is like a wife. You might get a good one or you might not." -Guillermo and Jimmy

[@lukeblundell4129]

Guillermo is the only reason I watch JK

[@ashwiniyadav2766]

yaa both

[@aarond7245]

DAMNIT I JUMPED WHEN THE BUS DROPPED, IM SUCH A PUSSY

[@antonelabakavic4045]

Aaron D lol

[@ahmadmuraish1144]

You are not alone!

[@mortenhaase4699]

I did too lmao

[@Jovani_delaCruz]

We all did!

[@trixwizz5652]

how did you not expect that... so obvious

[@fvtii284]

“Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 🤣🤣🤣

[@estellekendall7616]

Guillermo is the cutest thing ever 🤣💜

[@lanapurdy7376]

i dream to open a fortune cookie and see a fortune written by Guillermo ahahha

[@jeaniebird999]

0:35 I'm sorry, but it's fuckin hilarious how he pronounces Guillermo's name! Glare-mo

[@martinc3597]

jeaniebird. I see what you mean know that I went back... p.s. the blue numbers didn't work on my phone for some reaon... not saying that you can do anything about it but, just wanted to let you know... A+ FOR Effort thou!!!!👍👌✌✌

[@adamb9199]

Guillermo disappears! 1:37 keep on watching 😂😂

[@errorerror3133]

James Wong is a legend

[@erikborgia3139]

Roland Bat you're not Wong

[@errorerror3133]

Erik Borgia hehe good wong

[@shark.e]

lol how people allways think about something LOL first like YOU ARE NOT WONG ( WRONG) then hehe good wong ( one ) lol i wouldnt even think of any of this xd

[@timidsore7933]

Jahn Berrios true 😂😂

[@shark.e]

I dont have that part of my brain working 4 real

[@gear5soul]

When jimmy said “it’s not as magical as I thought it would be” I felt that

[@elahejon6590]

Mexican food is better than Chinese food...lmao😄

[@TengoUnaGata]

Eli Jon true

[@jorgegaytan3012]

Eli Jon true..chinese..gives a lot of stomach.ache

[@qwertyisaboss]

I feel they're pretty close ngl

[@hxi7141]

That’s bullshit, do you even know what’s real Chinese food is like? Panda Express in your opinion?

[@jdmricky4610]

Huang Xiaolu no, HUANG XIAOLU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmelieMews]

*6:29** It reminded me of Regina George in Mean Girls*

[@bronny1206]

“You are about to eat a cookie.” Laughed so hard on that

[@bronny1206]

Guillermo always have a bottle of Tequila. Anywhere. Always.

[@AmelieMews]

*When all your friends get their fortune in their fortune cookie, except you* :(

[@BeautifulAuthentic]

When you say these get baked You mean these people are high Exactly what I was thinking jimmy😂😂

[@notfanta1844]

"Mexican food is better than chinese food" Then Judges turned out to be chinese lmfao

[@Marie-jz1qw]

"Fortune cookies are like wives" I lost it

[@genisisarmstrong5896]

Or husbands 🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

[@aralizmartinez8682]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Guillermo pulled tequila out of his ass?

[@tracyg9721]

Araliz Martinez nobody minds 😁😂

[@averysax]

What about one that says "Help! I'm locked in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory!"

[@nissaforyou]

I am sure we will find it in the next new Iphone box

[@irock2403]

@@nissaforyou 🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanbrutal4183]

That was beautiful!! I loved Guillermo's fortunes XD

[@mohogotze]

I love these two guys. The sketches are memorable when they are together.

[@RozMystica01]

Since this will be lost in the comments, I thought I might as well say this *THAT IS MY UNCLE!!!* (AND MY DAD IS IN THIS AS WELL)

[@velocitygt]

hahaha.... I found you!!!

[@preetirawale]

Me to👨‍👦😲

[@julioreyes9314]

No because his kids ethan nathan and maria are who i nany sit

[@dylanwheatleu5046]

RozMystica01 for real or are u lieing

[@Colin_Yote]

RozMystica01 m

[@13_vi_rey]

when the "bus" hit Guillermo i choked on my pickle lmao

[@blessingpamei2054]

You are about to hit by bus .Dash I laughed out loud .All my family turn their face on me .Lmao

[@Drew_3000]

"How many orange chickens have to die before you people are happy?" LMAO

[@iiTsDealy]

Where's Shark Tank??

[@iiTsDealy]

L.I.T Music lol

[@brookebaker628]

Barbara says you are a fortune cookie and for that reason I’m out

[@martinc3597]

J Law LMAO... I don't totally 100% get the reference but, I think I know what you meant. 😂😂

[@gabrielcoronado6395]

¡Genial, Guillermo! Y genial, Jimmy por apreciarlo tanto. Saludos desde México.

[@mosescarranza7748]

6:30 i had my earphones on and when the bus poped out i got scared lmao

[@uniquev4734]

When the buss got them it scared the crap out of me😂😂

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

3:27 Fortune Cookies are like wives. You might get a good one and you might not XDDDD

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

2:12 This is where people's fate are decided, in a cubicle!? It's actually quite poetic if you think about life!

[@mackenzielewis9618]

Jiimy's and Guillermo's friendship is like goals🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sarathchandran2815]

The bus in the end got me laughing for so long

[@rad-w.dooped9601]

Once I got a fortune cookie that said order takeout you'll be hungry later

[@LiezlRuiz0]

Nice way for them to say throw some money again to our shop.

[@jptnepz]

U dunno why, but manny from modern family sort of looks like like Guillermo😂

[@goldenluck2401]

The bus legit scared me Even tough I knew it was coming

[@vojtechbelada324]

same

[@rebeccamagallanes8752]

Thank you, Jimmy for making us laugh all the time - you’re the best,

[@AmelieMews]

*That sad moment when you don´t get a fortune... on a fortune cookie... No? Just me?*

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤣

[@euphoriaashoor7348]

That means, u get to write your own fortune 😉

[@Ball00nzz]

Guillermo has the best job ever lmao lucky bastard

[@JSSTyger]

Whatever the fortune cookie says, add "...while you were in bed." My college professor told me that when we were on a field trip and ate at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune read "You are on the verge of something big" lol. I never heard the end of it.

[@a2mark57]

"You about to get hit by the bus." BAM!!! OMG, LMFAO!!!

[@izuwu4843]

Fortunes: WHEN YOU SEE A GREEN PIG MAKE SURE TO TURN LEFT! WHEN JUMPING OVER A BRIDGE NEVER FALL! HAHAHAHA! IM DYING! THIS IS SO FUN!

[@evietheophanous165]

Although I knew it was coming, I still jumped when the bus came😂

[@kevlarvesty1195]

I'm from Scotland and we get fortune cookies with our Chinese never knew anybody ate them though , we usually read the message and bin the cookie

[@pichiwilla]

Kevin Gilmour I think the tradition is you're supposed to eat the cookie before you read that fortune

[@bonesonstones1]

Nice waste of food!

[@mackenziebolton4780]

I love the cookie though!

[@kevlarvesty1195]

Vanessa H. 😂😂😂 I know right? I could solve world hunger with a fortune cookie. Get a grip lol

[@kevlarvesty1195]

Tania Sierra I see I never knew that. I have tried them before and they don't taste very good

[@gabemartin1686]

AnyBody Else ❤️ Guillermo

[@V0r4xiz]

Kimmel: "The plight of the American worker" Asian dude: *laughs in Southeast Asian*

[@ibenb.4767]

His first name is Jimmy

[@_Crazy69]

My favorite fortune was dont ask what the cookie can do for you, ask what you can do for the cookie

[@astrangersthings3429]

Well, I was expecting a bus from sideways ..

[@vojtechbelada324]

same

[@amandalynnadkins2775]

Lol I jumped out my seat!

[@bianeylanda6063]

I literally jumped at the end 😂😂 omg

[@distinctpersonality2121]

Omg did the bus scare anyone else lol

[@WickedWiener21]

I was expecting it to come from the side

[@jesussalazar6336]

me lol

[@jeanettesmith765]

Guillermo is hilarious. I love him!

[@acedirt2346]

Write the funniest fortunes you've got in the past, "if your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no"

[@deeptacos1138]

"Confucius say-big explosion in underpants later"

[@bricksstudsandmore8394]

I had one that said "Don't forget the leftovers, that's tomorrow's lunch" or something along the lines of that, it was about 2 years ago. Didn't make sense since it was a school lunch, guess that was a bag meant for a restaurant

[@FilmArtPhoto]

I had one that said "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune" LOL!! I keep it on my bulletin board.

[@marcoosh2403]

MadriFilmArt Mine had no fortune

[@LilClap]

acedirt234 “Next time order the shrimp”

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

2:37 I said money is not everything but you can buy alot of fancy things XD Oml i love gil

[@rohanbansal9175]

As good as Jimmy's was, nothing compares to Conan's remotes. #TeamCoco

[@SubtleVibess]

rohan bansal AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@sihyuanwu5492]

rohan bansal can't complain tho. Might not be as entertaining as Conan but at least it's funny. Unlike Fallon or Corden

[@fakhruz3105]

#TeamCOCO

[@liamcoughlan9775]

Hugh Mungus what about John Oliver?

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

You're allowed to like more than one.

[@dinkypoo92mkm]

When Guillermo read that last fortune I jumped when the bus fell 😂

[@fijislayin7350]

Dude he should have made a cookie with the fortune saying you’re adopted kid then give it to his aunt

[@D192706Play]

Love this

[@sarahparkinson1450]

Guillermo is like Ellen's Andy/kaylon. But looks like Guillermo is treated nicer

[@boxv6984]

2:58 Guillermo is not lying

[@darial4328]

You are destined to work in a cubicle forever.

[@aohige]

I moved from my decade long career as retail floor management to a lonely cubicle work five years ago. Best decision in my life.

[@darial4328]

aohige Good for you.

[@PlexbyRockwellAutomation]

Way to go, Wonton Food! We love seeing all this good fortune coming your way!

[@lazaromurad322]

"MEXICAN FOOD IS BETTER THAN CHINESE FOOD" its funny cause it's true.

[@supabatman2455]

Lázaro Murad Mexican food is rarely eaten by non-Mexicans. Truth hurts.

[@lazaromurad322]

Supaman Oh then I assume you don’t know that only MEXICAN and French traditional cousine are designated by UNESCO as cultural treasures so yeah, I have a feeling people around the world eat Mexican food and love it. Ignorance hurts... I suppose 🙃

[@lazaromurad322]

and most people actually think Taco Bell is mexican food.

[@RRRaiken]

there are countless chinese restaurants in mexico, and 0 mexican restaurants outside continent america

[@lazaromurad322]

yeah cause it's cheap. Really good tho.

[@fatimamaach2918]

Well the ending scared the hell out of me.. made me jump 😂

[@NxDoyle]

So, lately I have been giving Jimmy props for his almost involuntary drift into political satire. But he still has a way to go to match Conan in the remote arena. But then, Conan is unmatched by anyone, past or present, when it comes to remotes.

[@gabemartin1686]

I ❤️ You Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo

[@pameladeav7958]

MEXICAN FOOD IS THE BEST FOOD!! GO GUILLERMO! 😂👏💙

[@Pa7NaSS]

this was HILARIOUS. i laughed out loud. i wish they read the first fortune cookies also SO GOOD. Guillermo is king

[@michellepower1138]

quick fact fortune cookies were invented in the US!

[@PipistrellaVideo]

Guillermo is one of the best things to happen to humanity

[@denizata93]

cant go wrong with guillermo

[@worldcitizeng6507]

there is a fortune cookies factory in SF Chinatown also, it's fun to watch the small production lines

[@savageg202]

I need a friend Like taht

[@cortransport]

Savage G one that pulls tequilla off the butt?

[@Uchawibeatz]

"Fortune cookie's like a wife. You can might a good one or you might not" Lmao :)

[@alwaysstoned7086]

I was about to turn this blunt off but Kimmel came thru trueeeee

[@CARYROJAS]

This is the best team ever!!!

[@sukhs1317]

“New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you “ but not under the Trump’s presidency.......

[@rhinoking8019]

Never used to be a fan of jimmy Kimmel now look at me now subscribed and watching his vids. Also Guillermo is funny

[@kennypowers9288]

when the Guillermo is funnier than the host of the show.

[@youmeuswe9723]

The bus dropping !!! LOL!

[@jaysonvyllcortes584]

i thought the last cookie fortune was " your about to get deported"..

[@jpcuts]

Jay Son Vyll Cortes hahaha

[@mark473]

*you're

[@alyssaantes5021]

i liked the "you are about to eat a cookie" ahahaha

[@TeddyKrimsony]

you can't compete with Conan

[@mahmoudbey4404]

Guillermo Can

[@robertlee-nq6mg]

Theodoяe Kяap he don't have too.

[@bricksstudsandmore8394]

Doesn't matter, as long as there's stuff like this, no matter who it's from, I'm happy

[@julianruiz4793]

Yeah remotes are best at Conan, but this was funny also.

[@nissaforyou]

I JUMPED when the bus hit them. OMG hahahah

[@m15try45]

conan and jordan schlanksy are a better duo

[@buenasuerte8731]

Nikhil Mistry I like them both. They are funny.

6:30 DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT :D