MANY People Say Trump FARTS in Court and Privately Stews Over Jimmy & Guillermo Meets Madonna!

Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest, his lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels, Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there’s no way to prove it so please don’t repost this video out of context with dumb captions like “The Shart of the Deal” or “Gassolini”, Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, New York Times reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial, we will hear testimony from his old friend David Pecker tomorrow, Taylor Swift’s album dropped over the weekend and Jimmy was confused about a bumper sticker he saw, and Guillermo went to Mexico City over the weekend as a special guest of Madonna who pulled him up on stage at her concert!
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[@user-fj5qf7gt6n]

Nice to see Ben Meiselas making it on Kimmel, you go Ben!

[@d.b.1176]

No Popock of KFA though.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

They've come a long way, the Meiselas brothers.

[@markwitte303]

meisalas are amazing and trumps arch nemesis

[@a.j.schlatterflynn5128]

❤ The Mighty

[@SamWlodawski83]

Meidastouch forever y’all.

[@k.alicepritchett4638]

This is so funny!!!! Kimmel is a master at ridiculing Trump!!!! KEEP IT UP!!

[@ln8116]

He is producing Fartaroma.

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

Trump makes it so tempting to ridicule him. And it's necessary! To defend our nation, our freedoms, our impressionable youth!

[@andreaiturrioz7488]

You’re so great. Mr. Kimmel. What goes around comes around. !!! Trump laughed so much about other people, mocking them around, now, it’s his turn. Hilarious 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@isybee]

After Noemi said, "Trump doesn't think he's better than anyone else." Or something along those lines, I absolutely lost it. I'm still crying from laughing so hard. OMG, I have not laughed that hard in years!

[@levent8208]

😂😂

[@sachadee.6104]

I think she misspoke, or misquoted? It was supposed to be : Trump thinks he's better than anyone else. In the world. !".

[@levent8208]

@@sachadee.6104 😅

[@MrMatteNWk]

Her dog ate her speech. Which is odd because she murdered her dog many years before...

[@SPQSpartacus]

We know he is obsessed and will watch. And he will be furious. He will stay awake Late into the Night, and even More sleepy in the courtroom.

[@I_Am_Become_Light]

It's way, way, way past his jail time.

[@kekojones7641]

😂😂😂😂

[@vedagower-my5wy]

The courts are afraid to put Trump in jail because they are afraid of riots. VoteBLUE 💙

[@tristanbenning8168]

Yea for the Biden Crime Family

[@govindagovindaji4662]

Guarantee you, it will NEVER, EVER happen. It is just like why they were unwilling to put Madoff's wrongdoings on trial of any kind. If they had, too many banks and big corporations would have had to testify to their own dereliction of duty. If Trump is convicted in this trial, which I also doubt, he will get a suspended sentence. Guaranteed.

[@aldamakazumi]

They are just letting him finish his movie: 'Fart and Furious'🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rclausen]

Trump must be FUMING over this episode. Jimmy Kimmel and MeidasTouch - his two least favorite shows.🤣🤣 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[@johnhammond9962]

From what I hear, there are plenty of fumes coming from him.

[@rob9241]

Fuming nah he is living up to the English meaning of his name, fart.

[@johnl6176]

@@rob9241 As Jimmy said "We're in unsharted territory here", at least for the time being.

[@teresatrigiani7838]

@@johnhammond9962 from the diaper

[@tinadiffee3900]

@@johnhammond9962HA!! You got it!!!

[@easyduzit6118]

He was literally breaking new wind as the first President ever to pass gas most uproariously while being tried for various felonies.

[@alwilson3204]

The first POTUS ever to keep all his campaign promises. And Biden's first executive order is to shut down the oil pipeline and raise inflation! 🤒

[@SavingPvtBryan32]

Your next president too

[@erikawindt529]

The “Gag” odor causes everyone in the Courtroom from Stinky’s Stench Everybody needs gasmasks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kelleywimberley]

Now you know why those large men who come up to him calling him sir - have tears in their eyes!

[@LindaC616]

😅

[@michel_michel]

💨💨💨

[@Cx8103]

Best comment 🤣🤣

[@sid7088]

Big man, strong man. He said Sir.........😂😂😂

[@susanpeck530]

😂😂😅😊

[@pamelasmith6459]

Thank you for showing Ben from Meidastouch network! MTN is the best !!

[@peforster6725]

Brian Tyler Cohen

[@catherinezatsick2301]

This 81 year old loves Meidas Touch. Young people fighting for our Demacracy Katy

[@iadorenewyork1]

And Ferron Cousins!

[@margaretcortes9809]

The problem is that he has already spoken about all those people. Now, he has to take whatever they dish out. They also have freedom of speech, and now they're going to use it without fear of retaliation.

[@cathyflorence8040]

Oh this is absolutely hysterical 🤣 😆 I don't know your laws, but if he was anywhere else in the world, I'm sure he'd be in jail!!! 😮😮

[@JM-wn1gr]

Here in America, we believe and due justice even when there was a corrupt prosecutor and judge We don’t just jail, people specially when they’re innocent

[@cathyflorence8040]

@@JM-wn1gr oh I see, so he's innocent. 😊

[@tmtm5595]

He's going to be pissed off with this one Jimmy! Ha ha ha..

[@KrakenIsland64]

He won't be happy about that at all, according to Stormy he prefers to be pissed on! Who needs writers, Trumps life writes the jokes all by itself 😂

[@user-bd1bj8gk6j]

Why does this comment sound like a threat lmao

[@MeidasTouch]

There’s a reason he says so many people approach him with tears in their eyes.

[@MutethatBozo]

Rock on, Meidas Mighty!🙂

[@roserose8283]

👍😆

[@jeffreyh1778]

Yooooo Ben! You made it to Jimmy Kimmel!

[@Kid_Ying]

Hell yeah! Awesome to see you guys here.

[@macrent2]

They are probably tearing up from his stench.

[@grantharrison5307]

Hi, just wanted to say love Jimmy it’s part of my day to watch his monologue and laugh, absolutely tare Donny boy apart, you get under Trumpys skin. Can only watch the clips because we don’t have JKL on telie in Australia, Hi from Perth Western Australia. Keep up the great work laugh out loud tear rolling laughs, coming to see the show when I’m in LA next my Wife’s American. Grant from Perth! Jim on TV in oz please,

[@KC-nb3st]

Love your work Jimmy! Keep it coming!

[@paulbruney1072]

He says he’s not allowed to speak but the S. O. B. Never shuts up!

[@nancyx6390]

I know!!! He keeps talking....and talking...and talking 🤦. I now mute him whenever they show him talking 😊

[@bobheck8326]

@@nancyx6390 👍💯

[@steve-uu6bb]

@@nancyx6390 its like listening to Putin, you know 90 percent is complete bullshit

[@stephenhatt742]

Thanks I needed that laugh , you totally nailed it :) Zoe , Canada

[@stevepierce9152]

He can't shut up. He is a narcissist. He HAS to be right, and will accept nothing less. Pointing the finger at everyone else out to get him and ruin him trying to be The Emperor.

[@e.d.h5533]

Before Trump, that courtroom was "unfarted" territory.

[@Nick92106]

Good one

[@DennyToth-uf1bg]

Let it rip

[@debylove16]

Don’t leave me 😂😂😂

[@mikibihon8826]

Donnie denies he is a serial farter! Taking Ozempic as a side effect is flatulence and diarrhea.

[@markedly1013]

Good one! And now? Fart Attacks!

[@joannejackson5229]

Geezzz, Jimmy, you're killing me laughing this time of the morning 😂! Love you, mate!❤

[@gaylhowell6545]

Jimmy, thank goodness for your humor 😂😅😂 You help keep us sane!

[@KennethDonnellyStargazer21]

It's excellent therapy in a country gone mad.. the MAGATS side that is 👽

[@stevendouglas6593]

Thanks for sticking it to him Jimmy, he deserves it.

[@hollyjones8775]

So do you for voting for dementia joe

[@mattfoley6082]

I just left a comment on Fox: "Whatever you do, DO NOT watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue!"

[@AlexaJane9091]

Haha wait for the trollers to arrive over here with their outrage 😂

[@4-Methylaminorex]

I just saw Dog the bounty hunter on fox, thought it was MTG for a second

[@salviaspuzzle]

@@4-Methylaminorex they're 2 different people? 😂

[@aWOKEn1445]

Perfect!😊💙

[@justsayin5609]

😂😂😂

[@Danceer-uz8kp]

So far, the judiciary, despite being law-abiding, clean and acting in good faith, have done everything they can to delay Trump's trials and have done everything they can to doubt and question the evidence, just so as not to give the impression of being biased. It remains to be hoped that this chivalry, fairness and decency will not ultimately turn into a boomerang.

[@stevewarwick2103]

Trump sure knows the Fart of the deal! 😆

[@timothyburnett2770]

Yes a wet silent one

[@the80sliveagain63]

😂

[@istdochallesegal3427]

He is, after all, the Chief Queef!

[@makepeace234]

😅😅😅😅

[@ZootZinBootZ]

Old trumpet but

[@nogoogleplus]

Honestly I’ve never been a huge fan of Kimmel, but he’s won me over with the way he fearlessly rips on Trump…excellent work Jimmy🤣

[@karmaalstad5588]

Laurence O'Donnell does a great job too.

[@teresatrigiani7838]

Kimmel rules on comedy over the orange man.

[@Omni0404]

@@karmaalstad5588 I can't watch him without picturing those clips of him yelling at his staff. They're so funny and depressing at the same time.

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

For a former president to be obsessed with a comedian, that's another level

[@sunshine3914]

Keith Olbermann & Seth Myers does a fine job. Basically, that’s all KO lives for.

[@JoseGonzalez-pv6sy]

To see him with Madona is history in the making congratulations for this Jimmy, Guillermo nailed it

[@FelixGaines]

That wasn't Madonna.

[@elizabethphillips7838]

I was expecting him to pull his own finger in that last clip!😂😂😂

[@LvndrHppE2]

Oh man, Ben Meiselas is going to be thrilled to know he was shown on your show.

[@randy7003]

👍!

[@Mister_Listener]

He would already know when it was going to air beforehand.

[@scarygreenmonster4130]

MEIDAS MIGHTY!!!!!

[@jenbobcat387]

I was ridiculously excited by the cameo 🙃

[@scarygreenmonster4130]

@@ArchdukeHesperus he’s the spokesperson for DONALD VON SHITZINPANTZ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

Given his diet, I'd be really surprised if he didn't pass rancid gas all the time.

[@teresatrigiani7838]

you can bet he's a chronic

[@grahammcfadyenhill9555]

That orange cheese from McD's is all-pervasive...dyeing him orange, fermenting to yield noxious fumes, lubing his nether pipeworks...a multiple use food product.

[@rosablume4346]

You mean like an anging Labrador, like Sorrow? 🤪

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

@@rosablume4346 I love 'The Hotel New Hampshire'! 🥰

[@Fifty1100times]

Oh he does! His Aides said they had to fumigate the Oval Office when he left and clean the food off the walls that the threw at people in meetings in staff meetings

[@vernalc2449]

Fynny how someone who claims to have "committed no crime" keeps insisting that he has "immunity"!

[@dustinsanchezmusic5851]

I bet he doesn’t get on the stand to defend himself! But he sure tries to outside the courthouse 😂

[@dllwillis]

Loved seeing a real political news outlet on the show. Shout out to the Meidastouch Network. Just the facts from those guys. Vote blue!

[@MeidasTouch]

😌

[@Ceerads]

And shoutout to Brian Tyler Cohen for his very informative daily videos of the trial! And to Jay Kuo of “The Status Kuo” articles.

[@penelopesimpsonadams624]

@@Ceerads And to Glenn Kirschner for Justice Matters!, Joyce Vance, Karen Agnifilo and Michael Popok--lawyers/prosecutors extraordinaire. And to Heather Cox Richardson for historical education and teachings of how history repeats. Education is essential in America to sharpen critical thinking skills that would never allow an entire party to commit insurrection and treason against our government, supported by hostile foreign dictator/s.

[@Ceerads]

@@penelopesimpsonadams624 Thank you! 💙💙💙 I knew about Kirschner from his being with Bryan Tyler Cohen and I knew and read Richardson, but I didn’t know about the others. Good to know! Will follow them.

[@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox]

To think hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars wasted on this asses security.

[@ray24051]

More like millions of dollars every year.

[@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox]

@ray24051 I'm just counting the 5 guarding Trump. Not the rest of the family which is yes millions of dollars.

[@SuperCaliforniaBarbi]

Millions

[@Cheryldqt]

Think of the tax dollars going toward everything having to do with tRump's criminal behavior and court costs, etc.

[@EndlessTravels]

I know right, millions wasted, we could totally add that to biden's TRILLIONS to cover border protection abroad for 3 current wars....

[@3ver4fter53]

Trump... Madonna... Honnestly I don't know who was the most embarrassing to watch.

[@robdarney2288]

Brilliant , loved the librarians 😂

[@brianharrington5353]

A haiku for you: Old man sleeps in court Toxic stench is all around Men with tears in eyes

[@ZolaClyde]

Nice job! (I love haikus)

[@ytsux9259]

Come up and say, "Sir, you are the best ever, the best con in history"

[@terri6854]

Nice. Translate it into Japanese.

[@handmadehearts]

[@Cheryldqt]

Courtroom disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. People with breathing issues may prefer to inhale the fumes from taxis outside.

[@kamibloodmoon7651]

“Trump” literally means “fart” here in the UK

[@TheViolalove]

Talk about living up to one’s name!😂

[@RoccoGucci]

Do you mean like. "Bluddy hell, that curry was spicy, I'll be Trumping all night."

[@TheDonna200]

Yup, you’re not wrong about that!! 😂😂🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@TheDonna200]

@@RoccoGucci Exactly! I couldn’t have put it better myself 🤣🤣

[@t.dwhitaker8808]

Or only if you knew what UK means here in the USA, you would probably puke up your tea and crumpets

[@robungerer3813]

Skunks use the same tactic to scare away their ennemies ... Well done Donald Skunk !

[@dking4503]

Jimmy Kimmel ripping Don Gasolini several new ones 😂😂😂The man doesn't know when to stay down ... Don Snoreleone v Jimmy Kimmel ... Kimmel everytime by a KO!

[@oldman3319]

In Europe we don't understand that somebody who is indicted for so many cases, can still run for president?

[@juliemissick4206]

We don’t understand it either.

[@lauraturner7048]

There is no law saying he can’t. Unbelievable, right?

[@oldman3319]

@@lauraturner7048 suppose he will be convicted, what happens then? Can he still run?

[@curiosdogg]

​@oldman3319 unfortunately. The thought was that a person could be wrongly convicted by the opposing political side. Imagine Nevalny in Russia. Putin put him in prison for nothing. In America, that person can still run for President which in that case would be very fair. It was a good, original thought. It backfired horrendously, but the premise was sound.

[@elimaurer9491]

I've heard of a German politician who went to jail for 'Trouble Making' in 1921 and then on a separate case in 1924, was convicted and imprisoned changed with 'High Treason'.

[@kalamazoousa4412]

Law & Odor Odor in the Court!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Kwami357]

😂😂😂 air pollution in the court

[@socaltriker4212]

Priceless 😁

[@bonzrh68]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@LindaC616]

Hey, Kazoo! Raised there 👋

[@MrMikeyt65]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sam-er1zx]

"I should be allowed to speak!" whines an elderly man who speaks constantly

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

0:17 - It's the Randy Rainbow reference for me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@crashburn3292]

Seeing Ben Meiselas on Kimmel is like watching the local neighborhood kid get instantly famous.

[@MeidasTouch]

😌

[@ruvoodoo4862]

Exactly! 😊

[@roserose8283]

Hi Ben! Nice to see you on Kimmel. 🙋‍♀️

[@gedigi9010]

How can his lawyer possibly keep a straight face and not start laughing at him? Trump is such a buffoon .

[@morstyrannis1951]

The answer in two simple words, “billable hours.”

[@SixteenTonesStudio]

​@@morstyrannis1951 he's hoping T***p Tower still has a functional "accounts payable" department

[@amberturdcoloringbook1733]

They laugh at Trump when he is not looking 🤭🤭

[@Jyard]

Lawyer is worried about getting paid!

[@sbh344]

His lawyer probably believes trump will pay him the bill.

[@lezafreemont1863]

Ok DJT will have to be known as FARTY FIVE😂😂😂

[@Bookwright]

To be honest. All people in that courtroom farted at on time or another. They are in there for a whole day after all. Just imagine all the farts...😅

[@freespeechbeyond2024]

We The People of The United States of America do not need a " Dictator " . Please Vote for Democracy America.

[@teelo12000]

Please vote Trump back in so we can go back to laughing at you again. Sincerely, ~Rest of the world

[@ace9840]

Rather have a Constitutional Democratic Republic.

[@phampton16]

Absolutely 🇺🇸💙

[@eriksparks9179]

​@@ace9840Why do you people insist on this game of semantics? A democratic republic is a function of democracy. It doesn't matter if you call it a democracy or a democratic republic. The majority still chooses it's leadership and we don't have fascist dictators. It's funny how nobody ever had a problem with the concept of democracy before Trump lost the 2020 election.

[@CX103]

@@ace9840 The more qualifiers people add to the word republic, the more obviously it is a dictatorship: People’s Republic of China Democratic People’s Republic of Korea German Democratic Republic and so on Do you really want the Constitutional Democratic Republic of the United States of Trumpia to join that list?

[@edwardsmith9644]

FARTING IS NOT A CRIME! There. I just wanted to predict a Trump tweet.

[@ronaldmacpherson3345]

He’s been gaslighting all the time. So that’s why he makes a stink !

[@cosak23]

Donny Fartpants has invented his own style of gagging order

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Not for nothing, there's an actual video of Trump farting on camera. He was next to Diane Feinstein when he did it and her response was classic.

[@4-Methylaminorex]

I've seen it, her face is hilarious. Rudy did the same thing.

[@marcusott2973]

People say, it's that moment when her dementia started. Poor woman Edit: he literally melted her brain

[@andrewcrowder4958]

Sent her into her final decline.

[@ytsux9259]

I hate that orange thing, but gotta be honest here, pretty much all elders fart a lot. It's no big deal really.

[@grahammcfadyenhill9555]

Was that the time when she stopped, looked at him and asked "What have you been eating?"

[@everso2151]

Why is he allowed to stand outside spewing his lies?? Anyone else would be done for contempt of court!

[@markedly1013]

They send him outside to fart.

[@MARIE19986]

Thank you Jimmy that show had this 70 year old heart pounding!!!!!.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

Protesting a gag order by saying "They've taken away my right to express myself" is a weird way to admit that you can't distinguish between expressing yourself and attacking people.

[@Anabee3]

Well...he's a weird cat.

[@dmann1115]

Excellent point!!

[@takaorobinson8719]

Well said

[@penelopesimpsonadams624]

@@Anabee3 He does not display any critical thinking skills. Puppets and madmen usually don't.

[@Right-Handed_Neutrino]

Holy Ben Meiselas! Congrats guys!

[@conorkennedy3304]

Those Guys are Great.

[@scarygreenmonster4130]

Meidas mighty unite!!!!

[@annecastle7268]

This was hysterical. Every bit of it! Bless Kimmel's heart. ❤

[@chessdad182]

Have trump sit in a glass booth in the courtroom.

[@robwakelin5559]

The thing that hasn't surfaced is that in England, the word trump is used as a polite way to say that someone farted!! Hence his surname has always been a joke to us Brits.

[@martinconnelly1473]

If he has his orange jumpsuit on you can say he has trumped in his romper.

[@AladimBR]

Donald Fart 😂?

[@AladimBR]

Donald Fart trumped in the courtroom 😂

[@johnbeer4963]

I've been saying it and laughing about it since he waddled for president the first time. I called him president fartypance and president stinky all through his presidency

[@Lumibear.]

I’ve been singing versions of Nelly The Elephant in my head since he first appeared, so this has really gone full circle now, hahaha.

[@Pine_Soul]

Meidastouch!!! Love it!

[@randy7003]

👍 !

[@dianeboross6978]

Thank you for the comic relief. It is sorely needed and appreciated.

[@RosemaryHerrera-uh6uf]

This is the funniest monologue, I have ever seen by Jimmy Kimmel! I am still laughing 😂😂😂. This is one for the history books. Humor at it's greatest!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@dangroat4438]

LMAO! Jimmy you are missing out on a gem of an opportunity here. When "The Farting Preacher" videos came out they took off like a rocket. ..trust me, "The Farting Politician" videos would take off like an asteroid.

[@laurirohr5364]

Trump is the biggest embarrassment in America. In every way. So many crimes...lock him up! You're on fire Jimmy & were here for it!💙

[@Loknath009]

Even worse is the people who voted / want to vote for him!

[@AAZEDLARC]

I agree and would add "on the planet." Jimmy K deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom during Old Handsome Joe's second administration :)

[@2bunnies254]

It's sad we put President in front of his name.

[@rcpilot179]

The first witness is a guy Trump stole $150K from... this is perfect.

[@carlocalingasan998]

@@Loknath009 I think you should try to know them more before you judge them. They are our poor American brothers forgotten by Bush, Obama, Clinton and Biden.

[@Columbiastargazer]

trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

[@tylersmash7134]

I mean, he's violated numerous gag orders and is STILL talking crap about jurors.

[@heidiperez1387]

💯%!!!

[@Electric_Skunk]

Did he swear on the New Testament or the Trump testament with his constitutional cliff notes

[@broadwaybaby348]

Nailed it

[@resQfurppl]

@@tylersmash7134 and complaining that he’s gagged & can’t talk - while he’s talking

[@annettekenny6898]

Kimmel, you are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs ❤

[@kbroomall]

Nice MTN Clip! MTN rules!

[@Jorge-mg7or]

Ben Meiselas makes the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. Congrats.

[@joko09010]

Yay! Thank you for featuring Ben Meisalas from Meidas Touch Network! They do GREAT work. 💪🏻⚖️🇺🇸🗳️💙

[@jenniferward2012]

And I knew Jimmy wasn't going to disappoint me 😮😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@alanstevens2512]

President Truman: "The buck stops with me." EX-President Trump: "I don't take responsibility."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-jx7jc7is8s]

His lunacy will become more extreme, the closer he comes to the verdict. You have a chart, the labels the number crazy statements he produces per hour after the trial. 7 more months of watching him circle the drain.

[@helencourtnell5621]

And if he's so innocent why isn't his loving wife, Melania, supporting him during his trial?

[@Nick92106]

Or his children of the corn?!

[@LanceZaan1]

She can't handle the outburst that comes out of his you know what.

[@user-vv8ux1kn3n]

Melania who?

[@jaengen]

Rumor is Mel has been drunk dialing Justin Trudeau. She hasn’t got over her mad crush on him.

[@Pelvacus]

Many people come up to him, big strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they ask. "Mr. president, did you just fart?"

[@bigoldgrizzly]

Judge ....Mr trump, was that a fart ? Trump.....Erm ... Some of it was ;

[@dawnstanley1733]

🤣🤣🤣

[@k.mccandies1505]

Then they say, " Thank you sir, may I have another?" 😂

[@rodlamont3736]

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK JIMMY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@user-pr8cw7zx1t]

Most definately , OUTRAGEOUS ! But Madonna knows how to get Attention !

[@Paminjapan]

Meidas always on top of the real real!!!

[@scarygreenmonster4130]

MEIDAS MIGHTY UNITE!!!

[@jenbobcat387]

TRUTH IS GOLDEN!!

[@LyonsM]

Stop letting trump testify In front of the courthouse. If he wants to tell his side of the story then let him get on the witness stand and testify. Where he can be cross examined!!

[@plaidpanda]

He keeps incriminating himself and violating gag orders... I say let the man SPEAK!

[@TravelwithTasha393]

They aren’t stopping him. They can use it in court. He is doing the prosecutors job. They can enforce the gag order that would be great

[@deenormus1975]

I second that

[@grammysal]

I agree!

[@joemtnclimber793]

1000%

[@rachelgallagher6214]

It doesn't matter what the context of the show I hit the like button before it even starts. I know it's going to be great! ✌️💙 from Montana

[@soleadochiba6918]

🥰 Jimmy!!! You're amazing! And Guillermo you're an angel!!!

[@k.bryant8174]

So you're saying Trump is a human windmill and killing a lot birds, reporters and the ozone

[@Cx8103]

😂😂😂😂

[@charlesljones2454]

Republicans claim that gas costs too much .....trump is distributing gas .....for free.

[@j.c.5749]

Causing cancer too!

[@connieg2581]

"He didn't think he was better than anybody" . . . except for the generals, the doctors, etc.😅

[@gary-rr7jp]

And Abraham Lincoln.😁

[@williamgabbey8008]

Been following you guys since you first got together. Great ro see you back. Best wishes in your new ventures.

[@maureen669]

PERFECT! In England to "trump" means farting!

[@CaptainCologne]

Trump’s rapid hand motions are to circulate the gas.

[@4-Methylaminorex]

Wind milling

[@Moluccan56]

@@4-Methylaminorexand fanning.

[@grahammcfadyenhill9555]

Accordion fart fan. The newest musical instrument.

[@handmadehearts]

Accordion hands 👐

[@CaptainCologne]

@@handmadehearts That’s right, and to be fair he does do that rapid sniffing too. That’s when he’s taking one for the team.

[@user-cu8kl2dr1f]

"The Shart of the Deal." Keep 'em coming, Jimmy. ❤😂❤

[@TheRisingFury]

Literally next level sixth grade humour!

[@heatherfitzgibbon]

If Ben Meiselas reports Trump farting then Trump WAS farting!! 😂.

[@bellablock5864]

"I'm not allowed to say it", sais the man in front of a camara and a microphone. 😁

[@leahmurphy59]

I literally couldn’t wait until Monday just to hear Jimmy’s monologue about all that happened during this moron’s trial.

[@joko09010]

😂😂😂🙌🏻

[@livewiiiiire]

Nvm I misread your comment lol

[@lenkacfk7155]

But I'm in crisis because, apparently, this week Seth AND Stephen are off the air - HOW is that even allowed?!?

[@geekishgir]

I was at a neighbour's house and she'd sent her obnoxious 6 yo son to his room for a time out. He sat in his room shouting juvenile insults at her about how it wasn't fair. At one point I laughed and said, "you got Donald Trump locked up in there?"

[@dianep6791]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ahtaht227]

A 6 yr old would not yell insults to me his mother and still keep his teeth…that’s how you get an adult trump

[@jaygray7102]

@@Ahtaht227 oooohhhhh.....gotta' be real tough to take on a 6 year old

[@user-zn6wz5ox6d]

😂

[@geekishgir]

@@Ahtaht227 oh dear, I feel I should call social services! lol No it wasn't that bad, it was whining how it wasn't fair, not his fault, he did nothing wrong. Mom just kept giving him more time out time. So yea, very Trumpian

[@profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337]

“Trump” in Scotland means “fart”! You would have thought trump’s Scottish mother would have told her husband!

[@user-vd2vm8wm9f]

The Farts clips are making my eyes water, laughing to Tears! Jimmy you cracked me up!!!

[@SeeJayPlayGames]

I've been calling him Shitler for a while. But I never knew how appropriate that was...

[@vickijarabek79]

So true and funny if not so awful that Republicans endorse him.

[@cjcarver6290]

Your Constitutional right to speak comes once you take the stand, oh, Orange one!

[@evasilvalayton758]

Please take the stand 😂

[@rmartin147]

Jimmy Kimmel rules! Such an, hilarious, side-splitting monologue. " Let One Rip van Winkle" 😄😁

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

Lol, all of those Trump fart clips with Jimmy pleading, "Please, don't spread this clip around with these tags". Hilarious!

[@biondna7984]

I can only add, Pecker wasn't paid what he was owed, so Pecker got stiffed.

[@Flamenco1313]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eisande6237]

😂😂😂

[@BarryMills-jk3ty]

lol

[@kellymccall3491]

GAG! How can this woman say Trump does not think he is better than anyone else? He compares himsrlfcto Abraham Lincoln and believes he should be on Nt Rushmore.

[@user-lw6qw9jg9j]

When hell freezes over will that ever happen. What drugs is this guy on anyway. His mind certainly is not on this planet! Neven America is not that stupid!

[@opaltaberna6817]

Lincoln ! Try Jesus Christ !!!

[@catpaladin1]

@@opaltaberna6817after Lincoln was applauded he thought “Why not Christ?”

[@penelopesimpsonadams624]

In the Alt Reality, they could put him on Fart Rushmore.

[@user-oe3ht3hy4l]

Now I know why there are no family members sitting behind him!

[@WayneRogers-xc3xi]

Love your work jimmy on sleepy don or the adventures of little don I look for it each day

[@freespeechbeyond2024]

The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " . Vote no to "Dictator Don " . Please Vote for Democracy America...

[@Omni0404]

Dictator Don against Democracy Joe

[@phampton16]

Absolutely agree 🇺🇸💙

[@jewelmueller]

Please vote for anyone besides trump

[@hollyjones8775]

What did he dictate? I’ll wait

[@Omni0404]

@@hollyjones8775 "I'll be a dictator on day 1" -Donald Trump. He's on video.