Trump’s Best People Think He’s THE WORST, Donald Rages Over Transgender Day & MyPillow Mike's Wife

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ай бұрын

Forbes released a list of all the billionaires in the world, the White House has ordered NASA to create a standard time for the moon, there were Presidential primaries in four states yesterday, tons of people that used to work for Donald Trump think he is unfit for office, Trump is suing the co-founders of his media and technology group, he was in Green Bay last night pushing red hat hysteria about Transgender Day of Visibility landing on Easter, there is a new Mrs. MyPillow Mike Lindell, Sean Hannity treated us to a surprise visit from Mike Tyson, and we head to Hollywood Blvd for a new round of “Which One Doesn’t Belong?”
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@patriciapage2109
@patriciapage2109 Ай бұрын
For my birthday tomorrow I'd like Chump to be locked up and never heard from again! Come on Jimmy, do your Magic 😂❤
@FireElement7
@FireElement7 Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎂
@pathennick6063
@pathennick6063 Ай бұрын
Mine was today I want the same
@karinwolf3645
@karinwolf3645 Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday, people!! 😁😁😁🎂🎂🎂💋💖💋💖🎉🎉🎉🌵👵🐺🖖
@jacquibradley1598
@jacquibradley1598 Ай бұрын
Mine is the 15th I'd like it to be my best Birthday ever, Dump that Trump!! Happy Birthday. 💙💙🙏🙏
@mrsdraper171
@mrsdraper171 Ай бұрын
Happy birthday to all the April babies.
@alysiareid6659
@alysiareid6659 Ай бұрын
Love how Jimmy gets under that orange skin.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 Ай бұрын
Wish there could have been a camera on that orange skin for the first 5 minutes.
@waynetaylor8082
@waynetaylor8082 Ай бұрын
Like peeling an orange, only difference there's NOTHING desirable below the surface!
@gtaylor6937
@gtaylor6937 Ай бұрын
Yes it's hilarious to see. Also when it came out that he poops his pants and there is always a foul odor of it around him, Adam Kinzinger and Michael Cohen hammered him on it over and over again until it was a talking point for weeks. That must have sent him over the edge.
@thomasbossie2174
@thomasbossie2174 Ай бұрын
@@gtaylor6937 Thought that was Biden? The guy that wears depends so it was for sure him
@artbargra
@artbargra Ай бұрын
@@Diabolus_Musica Trump's skin is thick as tissue paper, and his ego strong as a _wet_ tissue paper.
@Miniature-Solutions
@Miniature-Solutions Ай бұрын
Lindell trying to pump up a crowd sounds like Buffalo Bill screaming at the girl in the well.
@lindas.martin2806
@lindas.martin2806 Ай бұрын
Those quotes need to be publicized and on every promo against Trump.
@angeliagarrison952
@angeliagarrison952 Ай бұрын
They should be put on billboards in every county so people have to read them every day!
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 21 күн бұрын
I love how all of those were quoted from old white guys in offices of government. Now, Tr**p's going to jail tonight!🤣 He's still free? 😱 See?? Only calling him out won't end his reign of terror...
@THR-zf6ti
@THR-zf6ti Ай бұрын
In the clip with Mike Lindell waving you can see what a small crowd in a tiny hall that really is!!! Almost more cameras than people ...
@jfverboom7973
@jfverboom7973 Ай бұрын
That is why they always ONLY try to show the stage with Trump and entourage, which does not always succeed.
@sueprice3315
@sueprice3315 Ай бұрын
I recently met someone who for a college assignment, went to NH during the primary season, went to Trump and Haley rallies to report on them. They said that Trump walked out and said, "what a big crowd!" which was a lie, but that was for TV. He knew him saying that would get on TV, and they wouldn't show the crowd. That is how the media helps him lie.
@spartandodge6034
@spartandodge6034 Ай бұрын
@@jfverboom7973Paid entourage perhaps?
@kcbowman4042
@kcbowman4042 Ай бұрын
have you noticed how small and sullen the background employees are these days?
@user-sw5pj9cf3t
@user-sw5pj9cf3t Ай бұрын
Like all the "big halls" Hillary was in during her campaign? When it was revealed it was a hallway in a college student center or small gym that wasn't half full and the crowd was pushed into a corner with a deceptive camera angle to make it look like the media just barely fit in a packed room? Lol
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 Ай бұрын
That 'montage of laments' Jimmy read is comedy gold! Especially as it's all true!
@sunshineroth9605
@sunshineroth9605 Ай бұрын
SO on point; hilarious😂😂
@johndonovan5752
@johndonovan5752 Ай бұрын
2:53 Rex Tillerson also reportedly called Trump a "f**king Moron."
@ralphperry3576
@ralphperry3576 16 күн бұрын
He is!
@corrieallen9818
@corrieallen9818 Ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy. Keep posting all thise who say Trump is UNFIT!!!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙
@carlocalingasan998
@carlocalingasan998 Ай бұрын
Jimmy is wondering why Trump is leading in the polls despite having multiple indictments. This is one reason. He and Biden do not understand how important Easter is to Christians. Trump is just so happy to pound Biden on highlighting transgender visibility on this day.
@smilesandyoka
@smilesandyoka Ай бұрын
If Trump has billions, why is he using money donated for the campaign on his legal fees? Please explain.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s Ай бұрын
Or why is the campaign paying for melania's hair stylist and clothes picker for that matter...
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 Ай бұрын
He loves using [OPM] other people's money, and not paying his bills and taxes.
@el7jake
@el7jake Ай бұрын
That's an easy one, Smiles. Because he can.
@jaminova_1969
@jaminova_1969 Ай бұрын
Why's he asking for money and donations from me?
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib Ай бұрын
Because he doesn’t have billions, he is broke
@paulpease8254
@paulpease8254 Ай бұрын
There’s a Mrs. Pillow?! Will wonders never cease.
@perryelyod4870
@perryelyod4870 Ай бұрын
I went to his Wikipedia page, and although an interesting read, there's no mention of a 'new'' wife. His second wife bailed out after a couple of months in 2013.
@samiam619
@samiam619 Ай бұрын
Maybe she’s the one with money… OR: You know insanity takes all forms!
@debbie4503
@debbie4503 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MrKnothead63
@MrKnothead63 Ай бұрын
According to Wikipedia, they weren't married long and that he had a prenup.
@45ladybugs
@45ladybugs Ай бұрын
I found this “Lindell and Reeves have been dating for over a year, and they got engaged in March 2022. The wedding was a small, private ceremony with close friends and family in attendance. Reeves is the CEO of the KSL Group and a former candidate for the Minnesota House of Representatives.”
@nebulousvoid
@nebulousvoid Ай бұрын
The Manchurian Cantaloupe!
@bretEdwards
@bretEdwards Ай бұрын
Perfect!🤣 How about "Cantaloupe Caligula"? lol
@MrsNaughtyCat96
@MrsNaughtyCat96 Ай бұрын
The Manchurian 🍊!!
@judd442009
@judd442009 Ай бұрын
Nearly a million views of this video and it hasn't been posted even 10 hours. Go Jimmy. We love you.
@anotherlover6954
@anotherlover6954 Ай бұрын
Half are probably hate watches, people that are just here to watch him cry about Trump winning. That's what brought me here.
@carlocalingasan998
@carlocalingasan998 Ай бұрын
Jimmy is wondering why Trump is still leading in the polls despite multiple indictments. Jimmy here is reminding Christians that Biden is highlighting transgender visibility on Easter Sunday. He is just giving Trump more Christian votes
@alisonek
@alisonek Ай бұрын
Stormy Daniels, how dare you ruin Toad? 😭🍄
@WinstonSmith19847
@WinstonSmith19847 Ай бұрын
We can't all be like Donkey Kong poor Trump 🍄😂
@rtm365bnc
@rtm365bnc Ай бұрын
So the finger/hand thing was a hoax, he’s actually tinier than Rubio. That explains Melania’s mood.
@kirkdandie
@kirkdandie Ай бұрын
​@@rtm365bncMelania is 'socialising' in NYC with her favourite security man. 😊
@jackieedmondson8422
@jackieedmondson8422 Ай бұрын
Kimmel, you are the best when SHREDDING Beelzibub. Thank you.❤
@g.e.b.8159
@g.e.b.8159 Ай бұрын
"Congratulation Sir", that's code word for "Bullshit is coming!".
@terimiller6814
@terimiller6814 Ай бұрын
He always addresses himself as 'sir' and I'm sure he insists everyone calls him sir. He hasn't earned that honorific
@LarsonPetty
@LarsonPetty Ай бұрын
With Trump, "Sir...." = Once upon a time....
@carlocalingasan998
@carlocalingasan998 Ай бұрын
@@LarsonPettyBiden made a Hugh mistake though. Especially now that he’s behind in the polls, he should not be pissing off Christians.
@andylast1898
@andylast1898 Ай бұрын
Animals are not kids.
@kenhunt5153
@kenhunt5153 Ай бұрын
Thank you for telling the truth.
@copernicofelinis
@copernicofelinis Ай бұрын
Please make the part with the list of citations by his ex staff a stand-alone video, so that it can be shared with ease .
@blackshagreen5984
@blackshagreen5984 Ай бұрын
That opening list would be the ultimate political ad of the season, especially if you backed with a spooky soundtrack. Lincoln Project, don't miss out.
@CindyM372
@CindyM372 Ай бұрын
“Alot of dumps happened “ 😂😂😂👏👏
@roberte03915
@roberte03915 Ай бұрын
Those rallies are like Jerry Springer episodes sprinkled with a pro wrestling match
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
@android12921
@android12921 Ай бұрын
His show is so enjoyable because he calls out the bs as he sees it, and relentless at it, and knows how to say the wannabe king is a stink nudist.
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Ай бұрын
I agree with you, Jimmy is the best.😊👍​@@android12921
@badgerman8870
@badgerman8870 Ай бұрын
Thanks for helping us stay sane Jimmy!!!😅
@FoEKringle
@FoEKringle Ай бұрын
" Its past your jail time " Love it
@TheBlade996
@TheBlade996 Ай бұрын
2:24 The Biden campaign should run this in TV ads across all the red states! 🙏😂
@paultarp9150
@paultarp9150 Ай бұрын
Thanks again Mr. Kimmel. Always glad to see your show. :)
@surrealistgirlx
@surrealistgirlx Ай бұрын
And Easter falls on 4/20 next year. Seriously. 😂
@five-toedslothbear4051
@five-toedslothbear4051 Ай бұрын
That’s when we find out why they call God the most high.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
You two work well together
@carmillasheridan2318
@carmillasheridan2318 Ай бұрын
I can guarantee that stoners aren't going to care. They will just smoke some of that special Easter grass and chill 😂
@ld3511
@ld3511 Ай бұрын
Perfect combo with plenty of candy, chocolate.
@BelugaGuy-ks5mp
@BelugaGuy-ks5mp 22 күн бұрын
💀
@deniseg812
@deniseg812 Ай бұрын
First thing you learn in advertising is, know your target audience. He does. Plays them like a jug in a jug band.
@peggypolo3643
@peggypolo3643 Ай бұрын
thank you Jimmy, keep it up!
@christophersipe1641
@christophersipe1641 Ай бұрын
I like that nobody has pointed out that it's Easter's date that gets changed every year
@mrspeakman4021
@mrspeakman4021 Ай бұрын
Ok he was talking about this year, not some year in the future lol
@BobbyJones-pg8wf
@BobbyJones-pg8wf Ай бұрын
Probably because everyone already knows that.
@himebaughchris4026
@himebaughchris4026 Ай бұрын
Like "Genders"? 😏
@susieb7305
@susieb7305 Ай бұрын
Yes. Easter landed on Visibility day. Not Visibility's fault!
@jamesconroy7030
@jamesconroy7030 Ай бұрын
Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox.
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын
Celebries, Mike Lindell, & Mrs. Lindell. Their definetly not celebrities. 🤣🤣
@lspiegel5704
@lspiegel5704 Ай бұрын
They’re
@413.
@413. Ай бұрын
There
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je Ай бұрын
MAGA cult cheers for everything for the leader.😂😂
@lspiegel5704
@lspiegel5704 Ай бұрын
@@413. Trying to be funny or just show your ignorance?
@413.
@413. Ай бұрын
@@lspiegel5704 trying to be funny
@THEHEALTHENERGYX39
@THEHEALTHENERGYX39 Ай бұрын
End all that with mushroom and Mario cart!! 🤣🤣🤣
@djmitt3807
@djmitt3807 Ай бұрын
How come Eric and Don Jr look like two vampires
@Cheryl_in_TX
@Cheryl_in_TX Ай бұрын
Because they were spawned by a megalomaniac monster. Jr just looks like a coked out freak to me.
@SYLRMHA
@SYLRMHA Ай бұрын
I like to call them cocaine and bronzer
@Cheryl_in_TX
@Cheryl_in_TX Ай бұрын
@@SYLRMHA Does Eric engage in bronzing?!!!?? 🤣 😂 🤣 Thank you for that laugh. I’m currently in a thread discussing the horrors taking place in Israel-Palestine, and tensions are high. I needed the respite! 😊 ☮️
@SYLRMHA
@SYLRMHA Ай бұрын
@@Cheryl_in_TX take a time out if you need. I can only imagine what horrible takes people have on that matter. They even spin the latest attack on aid workers so that those who were killed are now the bad people and its their own fault because they supported Hamas. I would not waste too much time and energy on those bootlickers. You wont change their mind...just ruin your own a little bit.
@jessebrettjames
@jessebrettjames Ай бұрын
@@Cheryl_in_TX oh you mean like Hunter who actually is?
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 Ай бұрын
Don PoorLeon for prison 2024
@jongalleog3486
@jongalleog3486 Ай бұрын
😁good one
@AsifKhan-hf9zy
@AsifKhan-hf9zy Ай бұрын
or as we say in the real world: Don PoorLeon for minimum-security golf and tennis resort 2024
@blackjack8838
@blackjack8838 Ай бұрын
I genuinely don't understand NSA or CIA for letting Putins rat to run for presidency again
@Cookie-ri9pz
@Cookie-ri9pz Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@brianchase9251
@brianchase9251 Ай бұрын
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
@bryanvanloo5454
@bryanvanloo5454 Ай бұрын
Nailed it!
@boxingexpert5427
@boxingexpert5427 Ай бұрын
Vote blue and take these people out of office
@kikigirlkauai
@kikigirlkauai Ай бұрын
Now for tru,p to jump in that hole and stay there 😂
@jaminova_1969
@jaminova_1969 Ай бұрын
Same!
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr Ай бұрын
​@acegambit777 No, I don't see that because that's not true. Smh, you're so gullible. The economy is doing better than ever.
@mesaeddie
@mesaeddie Ай бұрын
The addressing the letter reminded me of the 2 teen boys trying to figure out a rotary phone. It’s hilarious.
@cocowiggy85
@cocowiggy85 Ай бұрын
That Mario Bros. music took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Ай бұрын
"Lotta Dumps" is the Secret Service codename for Laura Trump.
@holgerlubotzki3469
@holgerlubotzki3469 Ай бұрын
Just wait until 2029 when Easter Sunday falls on the 1st of April! Right on!
@Fokko
@Fokko Ай бұрын
I actually find the background when Trump speaks on his rally’s more entertaining, so clearly obvious and painfully orchestrated!
@depp5601
@depp5601 Ай бұрын
His rallies should be called A Gallery of Fools for Fools.
@gmacka6333
@gmacka6333 Ай бұрын
Nobody has ever said "congratulations SIRRRR". I guarnatee nobody says a word to this creep. Even the people that have to speak to him, avoid the hell out if him
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 Ай бұрын
Jimmy did well pointing out the opinions of the people who know him best. Presumably they are all ideologically aligned with him but think he is unfit for office. Why do all of his supporters feel like they would think any different of they saw him up the way they do.
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 Ай бұрын
Brilliant and clever. Love you and your writers Jimmy. ❤❤❤
@dominicherrera4610
@dominicherrera4610 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 That family game was hysterical
@urkiddingme6254
@urkiddingme6254 Ай бұрын
2:15-3:40 Thank you. Lincoln Project could make something out of that bit.
@lynnegackstetter2779
@lynnegackstetter2779 Ай бұрын
Guy in the RV looked like was Clarence Thomas 😂
@jennifertreller3729
@jennifertreller3729 Ай бұрын
Clarence Thomas has an RV. He was gifted it by someone. Maybe......
@ld3511
@ld3511 Ай бұрын
🤣😂
@wren8298
@wren8298 Ай бұрын
I looove the consistant trump trolling😂
@Rob-Raz
@Rob-Raz Ай бұрын
When I think about Donald Trump getting reelected, it reminds me of Terminator 2. When the Terminator said that it is human nature to destroy ourselves. 2:24
@ralphperry3576
@ralphperry3576 16 күн бұрын
Thanks Jimmy for all you do!🇺🇸
@Opus313
@Opus313 Ай бұрын
Donnie might not be in jail yet, but he is in a prison of his deteriorating mind as it flails with the unraveling of his actions. Must really suck to be him... 😂
@jongalleog3486
@jongalleog3486 Ай бұрын
And his diaper FOR SURE 😮
@Rich.Aardvark
@Rich.Aardvark Ай бұрын
Crooked Joe Biden
@farleytrading
@farleytrading Ай бұрын
couldn't happen to a better guy!
@drfranks1158
@drfranks1158 Ай бұрын
He will eventually be found 'unfit for trial'. He will never be held accountable for anything.
@vade137
@vade137 Ай бұрын
you're drunk too
@randy6350
@randy6350 Ай бұрын
Kimmel THANKS for being honest‼
@lk3309
@lk3309 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂Now THAT'S funny!!!!
@justanotherhuman8918
@justanotherhuman8918 Ай бұрын
Actually… they had Easter on Trans Visibility Day. Easter moves, International Trans Visibility Day is always on March 31.
@twicebaked553
@twicebaked553 Ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy! We need your good humor to get us through this terrible election season.
@ex-kommunist
@ex-kommunist Ай бұрын
Nobody said "10 o clock sir, congratulations..."
@JuanDiaz-kp2ii
@JuanDiaz-kp2ii Ай бұрын
You need to adopt Adelia like you adopted Guillermo, she’s hilarious.
@user-ii2vi5hw3d
@user-ii2vi5hw3d Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️ thanks for sharing!
@JohnSmith-kc8cd
@JohnSmith-kc8cd Ай бұрын
I miss the "previously on... " opener, where they show the viral videos. Bring those back please!
@ld3511
@ld3511 Ай бұрын
Yes so funny.
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын
"Let's eat a Carrot, instead of voting for a guy that looks like a Carrot!!" 🗣 💯 -Leslie Jones.
@veneroso3337
@veneroso3337 Ай бұрын
Here's the problem with opinion polls: What demographic answers unknown callers from thier land line?
@lesliejaggers2275
@lesliejaggers2275 Ай бұрын
Most don’t have caller ID and are lonely- they take all calls- just to talk to someone.
@TraderRobin
@TraderRobin Ай бұрын
But I always thought that moon people used Greenwich MOON Time!! 🤣🤣🤣
@AI-Assist-2024
@AI-Assist-2024 Ай бұрын
Conald probably thought it was Eric and Don Jr. that put Truth Social together 😂
@android12921
@android12921 Ай бұрын
Trump's greed and MAGA's stupidity have no limits.
@tpl608
@tpl608 Ай бұрын
None. Ever
@stanbyme7874
@stanbyme7874 Ай бұрын
Agreed. Mostly the second thing.
@malachi-
@malachi- Ай бұрын
yawn
@markkasprzyk3287
@markkasprzyk3287 Ай бұрын
Please explain? You won't cause you can't
@_Lazare
@_Lazare Ай бұрын
Shameful isn't it
@lynlucas5573
@lynlucas5573 Ай бұрын
Thank u for getting to the masses..mayb they will hear the truth...jimmy.ur a treasure
@roxdazey
@roxdazey Ай бұрын
Transvisibility Day is always on March 31, since 2009. SMH
@8910d
@8910d Ай бұрын
Thanks for the info.
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 Ай бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@georgeritmeester4736
@georgeritmeester4736 Ай бұрын
Trump makes one forget that we used to think Bolton is a lunatic.
@jamesniagu274
@jamesniagu274 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 what happened to your family Laughs hysterically Also for Adela I thought she was going to win a family
@vibradiant
@vibradiant Ай бұрын
There once was a time when the craziness of the world wasn't extreme enough to overshadow the pure wackiness of what was going on with Adelia. Letterman would've scooped her off the street & made her a guest to explore whatever was happening there.
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman Ай бұрын
As a person who is on the spectrum I can 100% clock that she is also ASD. Her reaction to the jokes made as well as the nervous laughter (she basically ended up going none verbal) made it pretty clear to me. I hope she had a good day.
@jamesniagu274
@jamesniagu274 Ай бұрын
@@DokkaChapman hmm good point
@filipohman7277
@filipohman7277 Ай бұрын
Crazy Minipeoples😅😅
@leandrahackwith3168
@leandrahackwith3168 Ай бұрын
Got news for you, Bucko, Nov 5 is going to be called Women's Visibility Day‼️💪🗳️💪🗳️💪🗳️💪🗳️💪🗳️🗳️
@jetta2134
@jetta2134 Ай бұрын
Easter Sunday is on my Sunday Mass Missal ! And the government has nothing to do with it! Sometimes my kids Birthday show up a Sunday too!
@OneLifeTwoLive
@OneLifeTwoLive Ай бұрын
I never got over Trumps last win - a second win ?? Simply cannot happen
@user-go4gd2dq8w
@user-go4gd2dq8w Ай бұрын
If they're such Christians, why don't they know that e Easter Sunday falls on a different day every year? Easter 2025 falls on 4/20!!
@kikigirlkauai
@kikigirlkauai Ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤
@robinantonio8870
@robinantonio8870 Ай бұрын
And if Christ actually rose from the dead- if he did, he wasn't really dead- why not commemorate such an important event on the actual anniversary of the date it happened, not move it around every year.
@eletakelley7188
@eletakelley7188 Ай бұрын
​@@robinantonio8870 because the Jewish calendar is a lunar calendar. Easter is the Sunday after the full moon after the spring equinox. That's also why Jewish holidays vary from year to year.
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 Ай бұрын
Oh, that's just perfect. The communion will be all warm and fuzzy stoners.
@dragongirl89115
@dragongirl89115 Ай бұрын
@@robinantonio8870 Because Christian holidays had more to do with overtaking pagan celebrations in order to convert people to their religion than making any sense. It's like how folks celebrate the birth of Christ on...December...when he wasn't born. Yeah, that knowledge blew my mind as a kid and ticked me off. People were intentionally skipping his real birthday? What a bunch of jerks.
@ffjrjrirjrr931
@ffjrjrirjrr931 Ай бұрын
Jimmy kimmel be roasting these clowns beyond repair. 😂
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp Ай бұрын
You have to wonder, how many of those people on the Forbes list would answer their phone if DT called them?
@carlocalingasan998
@carlocalingasan998 Ай бұрын
Jimmy though doesn’t have any clue why Christians are so mad at Biden for highlighting transgender visibility on Easter. And he’s wondering why Trump is leading in the polls despite multiple indictments.
@andreajimenez2854
@andreajimenez2854 Ай бұрын
This was hilarious.😂
@hardyharr9377
@hardyharr9377 Ай бұрын
Bidens campaign should use the part where Jimmy is talking about how trumps inner circle feels about him
@teawaruaedwards274
@teawaruaedwards274 Ай бұрын
Far Out! Christian Visibility Day happens 52 weeks a year?? IT'S CALLED Sunday 😊
@jessifer23f
@jessifer23f Ай бұрын
And Easter. And Xmas. And other holidays they stole the days from other religions and claimed as theirs.
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder Ай бұрын
You have o remember: Positive things don't count when a Democrat is in the White House. Same as negative things don't count if it's a Republican.
@emerynoel567
@emerynoel567 Ай бұрын
Do you think christians are the only people to experience sundays???
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 Ай бұрын
​@@jessifer23f Christians didn't steal Easter. The first Easter was celebrated in a Roman Catholic Church in the 2nd century. The Easter Bunny was invented by German immigrants in the 1700's
@adb888
@adb888 Ай бұрын
All of those people that worked directly with Trump say that he is basically the worst person to be President, but none of them stood up for our country while he held the job - they bowed down to him, which only made matters worse.
@drdaveyjones6216
@drdaveyjones6216 Ай бұрын
You are correct! They chose a paycheck over their national security, and now America is set to throw away their hard earned democracy. All those toadies legitimized his candidacy and presidency, towing his lies, and this is the result.
@richardr9294
@richardr9294 Ай бұрын
I hear ya., However didn't you ever have to "bite your tongue" to protect your interests??
@RicardoLopez-ub2hs
@RicardoLopez-ub2hs Ай бұрын
All of those people that worked directly with Biden say that he is basically the worst person to be President, but none of them stand up for our country while he holds the job - they bow down to him, which only mades matters worse.
@anitajohnson819
@anitajohnson819 Ай бұрын
They did come and testify against him for the Jack Smith trial in DC
@mostunclean6619
@mostunclean6619 Ай бұрын
That’s exactly why their condemnation of Trump after the fact means absolutely nothing. They all carried his water when it benefited them. As far as I’m concerned none of them have a shred of integrity. If Lucifer himself ran for POTUS these are the types of people who would support him.
@ingridlahaye8107
@ingridlahaye8107 Ай бұрын
LOVE how J kimmell continues to mock trump..GO JIMMY
@andrewbryant8653
@andrewbryant8653 Ай бұрын
It is fairly damning that his former cabinet members think he is unfit for office.
@alisonek
@alisonek Ай бұрын
“Multi-tentacled”🤣 And just like that, Dark Brandon becomes Dark Cthulhu
@jackalclone1
@jackalclone1 Ай бұрын
Can't expect Trump supporters to understand how calendars work
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын
It's 3/4/24
@miguelsalgado7431
@miguelsalgado7431 Ай бұрын
Yall are the minority be ready for the another 4 years
@rofflestomp684
@rofflestomp684 Ай бұрын
@@Conservadouche93 That's not a calendar, that's what's on your cell phone.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s Ай бұрын
​@@Conservadouche93look who's not from America.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Ай бұрын
​@@rofflestomp684that is how the calander works in the rest of the world. And they say MAGA supporters are incredibly ignorant
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 Ай бұрын
6:30 You know, if that my pillow thing was really worth something, you would think that Disney or at least the Shark Tank guys would be circling it like....well,sharks
@MrRugbyprop1
@MrRugbyprop1 Ай бұрын
Bring Adelia back on your show. She made our whole family laugh! (11:05)
@merlinlucas8280
@merlinlucas8280 Ай бұрын
I named my old septic tank "Donald Trump.."
@android12921
@android12921 Ай бұрын
We had a toilet brush. But, it was a scam, didn't do the job it claimed it did, just like him.
@threeravens1788
@threeravens1788 Ай бұрын
Drain that swamp!
@truthray2885
@truthray2885 Ай бұрын
I think Lindell's been taking laugh lessons from Ron DeSantis.
@markdaniels7174
@markdaniels7174 Ай бұрын
I watched that moment five times. 😅 He’s like the goober at the party, trying real hard (and failing) to fit in and not be socially awkward.
@johnmcevoy3598
@johnmcevoy3598 Ай бұрын
ML is being evicted from his own warehouse. He stiffed the landlord.
@sparekeiv
@sparekeiv Ай бұрын
The girl in white makeup behind Trump: What is up with her? Is this a halloween costume?
@johnharris7191
@johnharris7191 Ай бұрын
A sleeve of saltines. What a wonderful prize.😁
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Ай бұрын
Trump was confused. He received a note from a staffer, and promptly ate it. The note said: Eat me.
@dianep6791
@dianep6791 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@HomesteadViewin
@HomesteadViewin Ай бұрын
I was wondering why there are so many views but so few comments..... then i realized you said it all. Nothing to sdd. Great work, Sir. (Written with tears streaming down my big strong cheeks)
@user-bi6cl9rt9o
@user-bi6cl9rt9o Ай бұрын
"Sir". lol
@karrezza
@karrezza Ай бұрын
That BF of Sporkfoot looks like Mr. Magoo when he doesn't have his glasses on.
@KathySmith-qs7mj
@KathySmith-qs7mj Ай бұрын
Jimmy I agree with them all!!💙
@808zhu
@808zhu Ай бұрын
Jail Trump ASAP
@garyvonneida4065
@garyvonneida4065 Ай бұрын
B!den s0ld Amerca--- a H!GH CR!ME.
@joeshmoe411
@joeshmoe411 Ай бұрын
TRUMP 2024 and 2028 because we won in 2020✊️🇺🇲
@808zhu
@808zhu Ай бұрын
@@joeshmoe411 No. Biden won. Check the vote totals.
@memyself7956
@memyself7956 Ай бұрын
@@joeshmoe411 dream on.
@michaelramirezlongstreet3044
@michaelramirezlongstreet3044 Ай бұрын
For what?
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 Ай бұрын
Stormy; "He puts the mush in mushroom"
@brandyranly
@brandyranly Ай бұрын
7:52 😅😅😅😅 good grief Lindell 8:07 seriously what's wrong with him..... 😅😂😂😂
@Primo_extracts
@Primo_extracts Ай бұрын
Jackass's giving Mike Lindell a standing ovation😂😂😂⚰️⚰️
@michaelrmurphy2734
@michaelrmurphy2734 Ай бұрын
Trump is literally insane. George Conway said right here on JKL he fits all the criteria in the DSM-5.
@raymondqiu8202
@raymondqiu8202 Ай бұрын
Anybody know why these Jimmy Kimmel Monologues are so popular and get so many views? What do you think makes it popular?
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 Ай бұрын
@@raymondqiu8202 Because it is consistently funny.
@AndreaALenze
@AndreaALenze Ай бұрын
Jimmy’s right about the Easter Vigil. It’s actually quite beautiful and moving, but it’s also about 2 1/2 hrs long. You really gotta be serious about Easter.
@stevehughes656
@stevehughes656 Ай бұрын
"the great mike lindell hahahahaha, just beyond belief!
@ritag7306
@ritag7306 Ай бұрын
Trump hates Michael Cohen’s term of endearment: countshitshispants
@kittyhazes5741
@kittyhazes5741 Ай бұрын
Hilarious😹
@dwaynezilla
@dwaynezilla Ай бұрын
Von Schitzhispants
@davidlavalley6656
@davidlavalley6656 Ай бұрын
Mike Lindell is such good friends with Donald, yet hes relegated to the far back of the auditorium 😂🤣
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