Bible Cop: Samson With The Good Hair

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Written By: Matt Meese

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

Fun Fact: We have 3 Bible Cop sketches. Jason wrote the first one, Matt wrote the second one (this one) and then Adam wrote the 3rd one!

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

Can't wait for the 3rd one.

[@AetheriusLamia]

@@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios Mm, he's a good writer.

Very timely for Come, Follow Me lesson 😂

[@nssteja7516]

The one which Adam wrote will be beyond our comprehension

[@rafiqasiregar4793]

Banzai \^^/

[@babblingbrook.]

It's so appropriate that Jason is Samson. He is the strongest. "I'm physically built like Michelangelo chiseled from stone."💪

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

ok, but we know this can't be true... have you seen Stacey?

[@babblingbrook.]

@@JKStudiosOfficial Yes, Stacey you definitely have big muscles, not knocking that, but Jason has the arms and stomach muscles.

[@babblingbrook.]

@@JKStudiosOfficial Tell you what. Put a video of you and Jason arm wrestling and the winner is the strongest.

[@chinmonk11]

lol that one person sketch

[@garyyythegamer]

@@babblingbrook. Tell you what. Put a video of you and Jason arm wrestling and the winner is the strongest. YESS you should totally do that

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

I wish you guys could perform infront of a live audience again. Maybe rent out a theater and record it. The audience always feeds you so much energy and you perform better then.

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

Seriously was soo fun!!

[@amarjotsingh9676]

@@JKStudiosOfficial Really admire your work guys. You really have an ability to relive stress and create great comedy. ❤️

[@jonathankipps9061]

3:08 Change that line to, "All I need is a couple of closely-spaced pillars, and this place is going down." When the shot panned out to show a pillar to the left, I figured that's what the next line was going to be.

[@nathanvarghese.]

He didn't actually set the foxes on fire. He tied torches of fire to their tail and made them run through the fields

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

I do not like facial hair, but Matt's scuff is totally working here. Maybe Matt should grow his sideburns back that he had in college.

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

right though!!

[@dpfljr]

Facial hair becomes a man. In his beard is honor

[@miciarokiri5182]

Right!? He had scruff in the Tinder sketch back on studio C and it was... yes

[@MeAnINFP]

He looks like here he’s about to go on an Indiana Jones adventure!

[@ivanarcheous4731]

Samson is the Jason Bourne of animal abuse

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

bahahahhaha

[@AetheriusLamia]

"You should get some rest, fox. You look tired."

[@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464]

Why are you so obsessed with me? Classic Jason 😂😂😂😂

[@_feliscatus_4681]

He used his bare hands to tear that lion but what about “bear arms?”

[@jonahlange9837]

"Was there just a jawbone lying around or did you take one from a donkey?" "Would it be better if I told you that he just gave it to me?" 😂

[@cloud9comedy128]

I freaking love these Bible Cop sketches! me and my family were watching this and laughing so hard, I need more Bible Cop in my life!!

[@tinglemaster6668]

Would have been quite lame to just use a knife, he makes a good point 🤣🤣

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

Don't encourage him!

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

Did you mean that pun?

[@tinglemaster6668]

@@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios I did not but I'm glad it happened 🤣

[@SamWizeTheBrave15]

I LOVE YOUR GUY'S SKETCHES. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

Thank you! 🙏

[@SamWizeTheBrave15]

@@JKStudiosOfficial I loved you guys ever since you were in studio c and would love to meet you one day if posible.

[@SamWizeTheBrave15]

@@JKStudiosOfficial also my sister said she read Adam's book and it was awesome

[@natalieellenmadsen]

Thank you!

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

So uhh.... Without wanting to state the obvious... Matt and leather jackets go together like hot chocolate and cold winter days.

[@natalieellenmadsen]

🔥

[@AetheriusLamia]

Matt and leather jackets go together like 12 photos and a wall calendar ... just sayin' ... :)

[@balloonthatpopped7675]

it's true though, nice username btw

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

@@balloonthatpopped7675 thanks :D

[@2b-coeur]

i came looking for this comment ^^

[@jehovahshoneybee4881]

Bible Cop is so funny 🤣 Keep up the hilarious work please. Puts a smile on my face to watch these videos!

[@roughwoof]

*THIS IS ALL VERY IMPRESSIVE. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A LEGEND? HE'S ALSO A MAN AND A MYTH.*

[@La_Vi_En_Rose]

SCOTT STERLING

[@CiarnaK]

I refuse to believe Samson was smart enough to know the word "mandible". 😂

[@joshuapearson9950]

Love this series! 😂I hope there’s more!

[@natalieellenmadsen]

There are two more bible cops!

[@unclevroomvroom]

I wish I still had hair. I could be handsome like Samson. Poor poor me.

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

HANDSOME!? 😯

[@unclevroomvroom]

@@JKStudiosOfficial Yes. As you can tell from my videos... I'm old, bald, and... not very attractive. If I had locks like Samson, Michael Bolton (Back in the day), or even Kenny G, that would be a game changer.

[@Prior2Popular]

“We have a connection..... that I exploit.”

[@beccaferguson2511]

I love bible cop so much! 🤣🤣🤣

[@natalieellenmadsen]

Hi guys! I loooove this one

[@babblingbrook.]

"Lions, and foxes, and donkeys, oh my" 🎶

[@petekuhlman5140]

Thank you for this! Loved it!

[@theazurecello]

All of these are so gooood! Also good job with Freelancers! Me and my family love watching episodes together and we laugh at every reference and joke! ✨keep up the good work✨❤️❤️❤️

[@elleriem5742]

Samson is so dramatic, we love it

[@rosemichel9418]

Love these sketches! Hope there is more to come.

[@leahhale]

This is amazing! 🤣🤣

[@SirCluckety]

What is it with you and the animals? We have a special connection... that I exploit!

[@roughwoof]

*I KNOW A MAN. HE MAY BE A MYTH, BUT HE'S A LEGEND.*

[@MrPotato-]

I just wanna say I love this sketch lmaooooo, you guys are great

[@SHOGUNTE]

Ah, the first Firefox!

[@babblingbrook.]

He couldn't use a torch because the fields were very wide and long. It would have taken too long.

[@araisikewai]

And it's faster to catch 300 foxes?

[@babblingbrook.]

@@araisikewai touche

[@OldNarnians]

@@araisikewai (Wow we can debate about anything XD) I think he means time to respond. Like if one fire was set in one corner of one field, people would notice the smoke and quickly put it out, but if three hundred burning foxes go rampaging through all the fields it will grow too quickly too be put out with the limited knowledge they had back then.

[@markuhler2664]

Flamethrower? Agent Orange?

[@OldNarnians]

@@markuhler2664 agent orange?

[@BoulderBlockBrick]

I missed you guys, awsome biblical skit!!!

[@omanshsharma292]

Why is the audience soooo dead? this sketch was awesome!!!

[@xalynkx]

Samson here sounds like my potential elder brother... lol!!!

[@wesleybales9553]

This is definitely the best one I've seen in a while

[@demetriusprice5890]

As a descendant of the LDS Samson Orrin Porter Rockwell, I'm vibing.

[@sarahkey9578]

Honestly I really really found this sketch to be funny, one of the best so far!

[@zacharywiatrek132]

Lol Great Beast Master joke in the end

[@Joshua-ew6ks]

Samson's problem is he has a big month. Never knows when to shut up.

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

every time he says something new the detective is like 🤯

[@AetheriusLamia]

@@JKStudiosOfficial At least the conversation didn't turn towards windows and widows ...

[@OldNarnians]

@@JKStudiosOfficial Just like with the old Studio C sketch about the guy (Matt) who kept thinking the detective had him nailed and said "Very good, Inspector. I see you, *strikes match to light pipe* discovered that I am not actually the Archduke's son!" Archduke (Stacy) : "I knew it! Yes, I knew it because we had different color- eyes."

[@AetheriusLamia]

This is a good sketch. I think this video suffered from whatever environment they recorded it in, a kind of vibe from the audience that made them rush some parts rather than slow to nail the comedic timing of certain pieces. Maybe I'm also sensitive/trained on old Studio C audience laughing, noticing how the audience isn't laughing at parts that are actually funny. Kind of like the Mitch Hedberg line, "That joke was funnier than you acted," this sketch was better than that audience. (However, maybe the difference is amount of microphones in the audience, if Studio C had the crowd mic'd better...) ... and Studio C being an actual studio - sets, costume, etc - really did add a lot to it. It's harder to draw in people with only intellect -- costume, set, production team, all part of the toolbox that made the same quality skits "make solid contact with the viewer" in old Studio C. I wonder if they can get some wealthy donor to get them an equivalent gig, because they really are funnier (and *better* in a wholesome sense) than SNL ... and also, what platform can we use that doesn't have a neutered dislike system and hypocritical censorship? I got Angel Studios for them, so ... maybe something other than KZbin ...

[@user-nu3sd7zb2j]

You make a good point. i felt the same. it doesn't feel the same. But , it'll definitely get better.

[@shimi_raikkonen]

Would it be better if I said he gave it to me? 😆

[@babblingbrook.]

2:54 "These luscious locks are here to stay."

[@MarkHolmberg]

Totally missed an opportunity to say "Firefox"

[@michaelnewswanger2409]

You missed the kill people for their robes part.

[@stacystevens958]

this is so funny i love it!!!

[@williamhalsted4]

The donkey jawbone was a jester's prop, used as an insult on the Philistines.

[@jadenova]

"Firefoxes, use flamethrower!"

[@OneMondBand]

Love this!!!

[@JacobL228]

Jason sounded like Will Ferell there.

[@EzpzLemonz]

Reminds me of OG awkward avoidance Viking. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zhoshyn]

It's sad seeing you guys not having more subscribers and views.

[@natalieellenmadsen]

Help us out and share!

[@flargarbason1740]

Couldn’t even bother to get some spirit gum for that bald cap?

[@LocalMaple]

Who else was hoping for a Firefox joke?

[@matthewmorrisdon5491]

Samson was the government.

[@ianoliano2057]

Had to check, but yeah, never says the donkey jawbone was just lying there. It in fact, does say it was 'fresh'

[@synthwavespartan2808]

Keep it up like your stuff

[@natalieellenmadsen]

Thank you!

[@joeythedog3455]

Bible cop :David and goleth

[@Price0216]

FIRST!! I MISSED THESE GUYS SO MUCH

[@bethshoaf]

When did Jason return to JK? Thought he went back to Studio C for the live audience?

[@ComiccollectorGamer]

I hope they’re is more of these someday

[@salsabilasubarsa1432]

wow, Matt almost looks like Daniel Radcliffe

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

Someone call PETA on Samson.

[@swagbucket4336]

19 minutes and 1k views. That’s pretty impressive.

[@natalieellenmadsen]

Because of people like you! 🥰

[@sammuelkain]

Rats, spiders & locusts 🤔 did U ever think of those pesky no goody things... The curse of striking Meerkats is losing hair so 4 every Meerkat U get 1 year of baldness 😏! ✌️😎🔪💢

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

Samson was an interesting case in the Bible. He’s a textbook definition of a brute, yet God decided to place his story in there anyway and I have no idea why

[@caldrenfitzpatrick3308]

So his hair was cut but De-Lawya?

[@UsDiYoNa]

Is this guy with studio C AND. Jk studios now?? Playing both sides, Jason.

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

A little Hannah Montana, the best of both worlds

[@Regfife]

@@JKStudiosOfficial Complete with the wig!

[@AetheriusLamia]

@@JKStudiosOfficial I dunno about 'worlds', seems more like a theme park and a playground ... ... (That comment may cut either way depending on interpretation, but I meant the JK Studios team has all the humor and when Gray rejoined Studio C it was pretty much Mitch Hedberg's above-ground pool routine: "What am I supposed to do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy?!" Edit: though his Terminator sketch with Dalton was solid. Dalton's good.)

[@MeAnINFP]

@@AetheriusLamia Whoa, Jason rejoined Studio C? Was he the only one to rejoin? Why did he go back?

[@Ch50304]

The only thing i remember is Samson being betrayed by Delilah which would have been a funny bit.

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

So if I rent a house I'm tearing it apart?😉

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

yes, please buy

[@AetheriusLamia]

"You're tearing me apart!" - Lease-ah

[@majorwvufan]

so is Jason still with jk? or is he back with studio c?

[@babblingbrook.]

2:19 Exactly!!

[@loversroll1]

I didnt know about the foxes. Thats crazy.

[@owengreig1088]

I mean, the Bible does say that the jawbone was fresh, so...

[@Listaru]

So funnny😢😊😅❤

[@hetugejaminaa5240]

always suport big fan from MGL

[@neemibronstein303]

As funny as the scripts for these are, the best parts are the mangled Hebrew names/phrases. I know that's how it was anglicized and it's very much not on your parts but after a lifetime of Jewish schooling it's just so funny.

[@madisonthompson8510]

Hey love you

[@waleedh1312]

Honestly, yeah i miss this kind of sketch...

[@Taracinablue]

I mean, the Philistines weren't exactly good guys (but neither was Samson a particularly upright man)

[@lamdoan4854]

is that Jason? I thought he left JK

[@lovestory795]

Nice

[@elliottpeterson5021]

Are bald caps expensive or something?

[@joshv1838]

Sorry I’m late

[@AAAAGGGGGHHHHsphere]

As a jew, i love this

[@Darignobullseye]

Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

[@witherow777]

Hahahaha

[@nathanvarghese.]

Loved this one. Didn't like the last Bible cop - it wasn't accurate and wrongly represented what happened

[@OldNarnians]

Yeah same.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

To be fair there were different laws and standards during that time. Not quite applicable to today's system.

[@joshv1838]

Can we talk about mass murder?

[@varunsharma3532]

1:06 Food is true wealth- chaanakya #goldenlanka

[@samueld.spoonhour4169]

YOU NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 5:8 But God commended his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 10:9 That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved. Romans 10:10 For with the heart man believes unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Luke 24:47 And that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in his name among all nations… God bless you all!

[@matthort1719]

Im not trying to sound disrespectful, but you forgot about baptism. Jesus said when talking to Nicodeamas ( I can never remember the verse) that you must be born of water and spirt. The water baptism is important too. And in Acts 2:38 we are told to be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ.

[@samueld.spoonhour4169]

@@matthort1719 It is not my job to correct anyone. However, I appreciate your attitude and question, but in my case I have searched the scriptures, and have found a different conclusion. Baptism is in fact a physical action or work. Paul does say in one of his letters that it is purely a sign to show your commitment. Likewise, if you read Romans 2-4 and Galations chapter 3 you find that we are justified by faith and can only obtain God's grace through faith in Christ. Furthermore, when Jesus mentioned water and spirit, in context He was talking about physical birth, which is why Nicodemus was confused. The spirit part is the second birth; being baptized or enveloped in the holy spirit that is to be born again. This also relates to Jeremiah when God promises to give his people new hearts, ones not made of stone, but rather soft in nature. I know this personally, when I truly trusted in Jesus Christ for my salvation, I already felt a change inside. I am a different person since then. I am not stubborn, well somewhat, but instead meek, by God's grace, and loving. That is what true repentance is about; to do a 180. You might disagree, but hey we can still agree on God's saving and changing power, but just make sure you at least look into what I have said just as favor. God bless you, and have a wonderful day.

[@matthort1719]

@@samueld.spoonhour4169 I appreciate your attitude as well, and apologize if I come across as cross, I'm not the best at communicating over typing. But what about when the followers of John the Baptist were asked by whom they were baptised? I also have always felt that when talking with Nicodemus that Jesus isn't talking about literal birth, but Nicodemus was not able to understand because he spoke in parable like with others outside the 12. God bless you, fellow brother in Christ.

[@samueld.spoonhour4169]

@@matthort1719 Well it's simple, just like how Paul had said in 1 Corinthians that it doesn't matter who you are baptized by, but rather who you follow; it is the same with the disciples of John. Now I personally haven't studied that portion of scripture, but I believe that when the Twelve told them to be baptized in the name of Jesus it was a way in those time to show that you now followed him. Likewise, Jesus had said once "be ye followers of me and not of men". If baptism leads you to trust and follow and even give your life to Christ then so be it, but God said Himself "I am not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance." But rather not baptism, but following Jesus Christ, we purely obtain the gift of salvation by believing on him (John 3:16) but which comes by serving him and doing as he says. God bless you.

[@matthort1719]

@@samueld.spoonhour4169 Oh I'm not saying that we are saved by baptisms, just that it's a important step. And as far as Bro.Paul in 1st Corinthians, I have always taken that to mean that it doesn't matter who you were baptised by, only that you follow Christ. I do believe baptism is important to part of the process being saved. I believe that it represents the death of Jesus Christ and the resurrection and we get baptized down so that we can also go through that death burial and Resurrection the the death part is whenever we repent from our sins the burial is the baptism in Jesus name and the resurrection is whenever we're filled with the Holy Ghost which is evident speaking in tongues that you see in the book of Acts. I don't know how to do it but if you're more interested in we could talk in private I don't think there's a way on KZbin just figured I'd offer to not disturb people it has been really good talking to you though honestly, and God bless you brother.

[@garyyythegamer]

FIRST edit: nope fourth

[@JKStudiosOfficial]

This is my favorite comment!

[@garyyythegamer]

@@JKStudiosOfficial thanks? I don't really see how it has the qualities be a favorite but thanks

[@mo44majere95]

I don't even know who Samson is but I still laughed laughed that thing I'm sitting on every day and some people take offense to off X) Well this got more attention than I expected. Sorry.

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

He's a guy from the Bible. Fyi there are a lot of kids here so please efit your comment.

[@joeybagodonuts6683]

@@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios Well now you went and made me laugh MY ass off! Seems like your comment was counterproductive. Ah well I'm sure you had the best of intentions. It might have been better not to draw attention to it though, just saying.

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

@@joeybagodonuts6683 Hey that's not cool. This is family friendly comedy and we like to keep the comment section family friendly too. Don't be like that. Have some decency.

[@AetheriusLamia]

@@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios If you have kids, steps 1 and 2 are 1) keep them off youtube and 2) keep them off the comments sections ...

[@joeybagodonuts6683]

@@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios There is nothing indecent about it. My point still stands. You're just drawing even more attention to a perfectly OK word that you have decided you don't like. You are not the arbiter of decency!

[@SheetSheep]

First

[@CartersDisco]

Hi Third

[@corptusion]

Go back to what you do best. Sketches. Not dry bar. Build your base. Then expand…….

[@Mr.Fulton]

Is that supposed to be a bald cap? Worst. Baldcap. Ever.

[@effigyknights]

Do NOT make fun of the bible

[@EzpzLemonz]

ITS FINE they are BYU

[@EzpzLemonz]

They are good people