Kris Rants RETURNS

[@94beans]

I love how Joanna messes with Kris🤣

[@xldaxr]

I agree to that lol

[@iluvearth99]

++

[@Juanelias19899]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@latinopapi68]

Kris is so cute to watch.

[@joseanl]

what got me really impressed with their height difference, how tall are you guys?

[@basiliskoE]

I want that video of Kris trying to speak Spanish you promised us xD Sería súper divertido xD

[@jeffpro8]

I would love to see that! 😂

[@erickabatalla4843]

x2

[@basiliskoE]

@@erickabatalla4843 Ya dijo Joanna que lo hará 😎

[@jaimerojas6578]

I'd love to see that lol!

[@cierrawelds]

He is in a video on Flama youtube channel, Americans trying to pronounce Spanish words, or something to that effect. I'm not a native speaker and it hurt even my ears 😂

[@charleee787]

I adore you both, my god. Intelligent people who have great senses of humor and an educated perspective on the world. Keep it up :-)

[@JoannaHausmann]

Thank you Charlie!

[@cierrawelds]

I agree with you so much that I'll even overlook a certain musical-hating individual's comment as an isolated event, as we are all human. However, I do feel that being denied on-air wresting talk is appropriately punitive 😂

[@rachelquaye-asamoah5386]

That intro was so unexpected 😭😭😭 love u Joanna and Kris🧡

[@JoannaHausmann]

Got to keep him in his feet

[@alexxo5462]

It was more unexpected to Kris

[@Thefoxthatbecameawolf]

More Joana directs nad Kriss rants! But no that much because I want to keep it special :)

[@xavirangel3350]

Joanna We love you. We love Kris rants because you banter with him. Also, I love that Kris is better informed about Venezuela than many americans. Edit: i had a typo lol

[@faa1416]

Yea!

[@RichardMetric]

LET👏THE👏MAN👏TALK👏A👏BOUT👏 WRESTLING!!!

[@dennisparraga9626]

I like to clap too 👏

[@themeltedchocolate]

Nah, he needs to be punished for his hatred of musicals

[@mitzguerrero8923]

Joanna, seriously: Kris comes with the wrestling!

[@shadowsentry6507]

#LetKrisTalkAboutWrestling

[@danicora128]

Pleaaaaaase

[@personalglow]

Kris hates musicals. We could never be friends. But its hysterical seeing the friendship between Kris and Joanna - it's hysterical XD

[@miguelmolano6611]

Kris is like the weirdest and funniest guy at school you want to be friend with. I also like his accent. Keep doing this Joanna! Is so fun!.

[@damora626]

Can we have a rant of Kris ranting abt not being able to rant abt wrestling?

[@pefp2008]

We love how you mess with each other. Specially when spanish language is involved.

[@Sofia-jj3kk]

I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS KRIS TE EXTRAÑAMOS

[@aidoll3692]

I like kris but it hurts that he doesn't like musicials.

[@jarodh-m6099]

Same. I will never feel the same about him now that I know.

[@emilynava]

Me too 😩

[@iamhere3650]

MULAN! 😢

[@thoriginalmadd]

Am I the only one that wants a full Kris wrestling rant video?

[@felipeberlim3587]

Rúben Pinto I want too!!! #letkrisrank

[@efrons79]

I will even take a Kris VO rant about Wrestling

[@brandy140286]

Kris in Rant-o-Mania...!!!!!

[@leslierox789]

I want a full video too! What does he think of Becky lynches awesome raw invasion moment!?

[@jeffpro8]

You're not the only one!

[@armando6593]

The lovechild of Sadam Hussein and Mr. Potato. Accurate AF.

[@gabrielareyesjusino1732]

Kris can get a second plate at our parranda

[@adriennecgomez]

Me: "Kris is really funny!" Me after Kris comes for Hamilton: "Die in a fire."

[@carlossaldana8388]

Joanna just went full heel on us by cutting the whole wrestling rant segment ..... I’m sad now 😥

[@CarlosHernandezM]

Oh my god, Kris is a cutie!

[@VplusC1]

I've never been so attacked before in my life! HOW CAN KRIS DOUBT THE QUALITY OF HAMILTON?????? I had so much love for you man lol

[@MonserratFoster]

Kris shirt game on point! Also, yes on the parallel universe theory! And cachapaaaaaaaaaas!!! PD: I love Kris!

[@edcrfv098765]

I'm sorry but I just lost some respect for Kris after he said he hates musicals, I don't think we can be friends Kris

[@Sevr0_0]

Estaba tomando café y cuando dijo lo que pensó que es pana tuve que hacer un esfuerzo sobrehumano para no escupir todo, más Chris Rants porfi, saludos desde Uruguay, estos videos son geniales boluda jsjsj Translation: I was drinking coffee and when Chris said what "Panas" mean to him I had to do a superhuman effort to no split my coffee, please make more videos like this, I love them! They're great, boluda. Yeah there's no translation to boluda, it kinda means many things, but normally it's an insult.

[@daniellerivera6161]

Mulan IS a feminist icon!

[@davidmoro6646]

He's just a greasy boy, let him beeee

[@katherinecervantes4272]

Hagan el rant juntos sobre algo que les moleste a los dos 🤷‍♀️

[@annabethchase3612]

Man, I just love any video that you guys release, whether it's Kris ranting or Joanna, they're all just brilliant.

[@BlueCruzader]

I swear the two of you remind me of me and my best friend. Two bros just bro-ing on the the Internet without being dude-bros. Perfect content

[@jesussequea1562]

Guys, you're amazing, as a Venezuelan I feel such a strong connection with Johanna and her stuff. In the other hand, Chris such a character that one can't help but love him, he's a key element to this channel.

[@abbytorrico713]

Literally clicked out of another video to watch you 🤷🏻‍♀️😂❤️

[@ironboxfilms]

Abby Torrico same!!

[@francisrodriguez5540]

Same

[@JoannaHausmann]

[@ironboxfilms]

Joanna Hausmann btw non-Latino Fan here. Greets from London, UK!

[@PerceptionVsReality333]

Same

[@natnirv]

My prayers have been heard! 🙏 And by "prayers" I mean the hundreds of comments I left here. You guys are amazing! You should do a rant together. There must be some things that piss both of you off equally.

[@missgiroud97]

we love kris. we love joana. we love the rants.

[@turibiio]

You two seem to have such a great friendship. It's lovely to see how you two bond so naturally.

[@lukslt]

I was like: Oh, Kris is so cute ❤ then he talk shit about Hamilton then I was like: KRIS IS CANCELED

[@andrijor]

I think I just love Kris rants because it’s another way to experience the shenanigans between you two. A change of pace every now and then is super refreshing imo

[@RachelPallatin]

Keep doing these! :) and how tall is Kris?

[@JaviRuiz911]

I love this so much! The dynamic between y'all is pure fun

[@kellymoronta]

Joanna and kris look like brother and sister

[@OkamiiRamii]

Honestly you guys have great comedic chemistry. Anything you guys talk about just ends up being funny

[@butthereal]

Oh my god make him watch phantom of the opera. Especially think of me. He can never say the same thing again. Kris que ladilla!!!

[@fayem4091]

We loved it... He has such an amazing voice though!! I need more

[@michellecavalcante5883]

Wait... wait... WHAT!? You don't like Mulan?! I feel so sad for you hahaha

[@sarahgomez1953]

Kris is so much fun!! Besides, his voice is just adorable!!! Keep Kris Rants coming!!! :D

[@abicespedes1296]

Kris, do you know that Lin-Manuel Miranda won a star the same day this was published for his "bad-rap-musical", right? you're crazy dude 😂

[@jannygonzalezvelasquez5983]

My husband ABSOLUTELY HATES musicals, which is frustrating because I'm a walking jukebox!! Please, KEEP ON DOING THIS!

[@Altrantis]

Liking musicals requires two copies of the X chromosome.

[@jannygonzalezvelasquez5983]

@@Altrantis ... I don't think so.

[@Altrantis]

@@jannygonzalezvelasquez5983 I was quoting a comedian, but I can't remember whom.

[@mirixf]

I hate musicals too, Kris, but MULAN IS THE BEST DISNEY MOVIE I'LL FIGHT YOU

[@JoannaHausmann]

WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

You guys are awesome! You have such a chemistry! Your friendship is so good! Thank you for your hard work! Kris you should rant often! Congrats guys!

[@vnavarro3105]

Sooooo funny! Please! Qué tiene que pasar para que Kris aprenda español o almenos intente hablarlo!? Btw, Joanna can you rant about being a latin american Jew ? I love your videos, saludos de Perú :)

[@stephanietarsia8155]

Kriss is the most adorable thing. And you too have awesome quimistry. So thats why we want more of this. Its not a waste of time!

[@emiliasalgueiro3538]

is it just me or does kris look exactly like seth rogen

[@MariposaRedimida]

Waay better looking than Seth Rogen, but I get what you mean.

[@JacksG13]

As a Lin Manuel/Hamilton fan who just spent a day on 3hrs of sleep, and then stood in line for hours this morning to see him get his star on the walk of fame, I was originally offended by Kris's insults. Then I heard his mocking rant. This is the type of content I'm here for

[@AirkaMojo]

Now Kris needs to do it in Spanish too

[@Altrantis]

Americans can't into languages.

[@alisenisredice]

It's funny and refreshing for Christ to rant. We hear his voice when Joanna rants, so it's funny to watch Chris rant every now and then and see a different side of y'all's interaction. I like it!

[@KeemTheDreamer]

4:03 kris musicals are amazing lol and 7:01 I wanted to hear about wrestling 🙁

[@reilygonzalez5800]

Hakim Baxter Musicals are really good in my opinion, too. But I get what he meant in some type of way, that I can’t explain.

[@bryantorres190]

Love seeing Kris and you too Joanna!!! Love from Puerto Rico!!!

[@mcanna5115]

KRIIIISS

[@VictorLopez-en2jm]

O M G That was hilarious, I am so glad you two are back together to give us KZbin gold!!! ROTFLOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thehopeofeden597]

0/10. Musical Hatred and not enough Wrestling.

[@luisrcastro2024]

Joanna & Kris! What are perfect super size combo. Thank you for making me laugh

[@thehopeofeden597]

Kris, I have liked you up until now. But if you ever ever EVER insult Lin-Manuel Miranda again, I am coming for you.

[@yzma8622]

Awsamazing Eden I was about to write exactly the same thing. No one messes with Lin-Manuel Miranda and that includes you Kris...

[@MoonBlueFlower]

Mulan is the best! And more Kris rants, this one was fun! 😊

[@davidskszp1408]

Well "Kris Rants"... uno al año no hace daño, pero no te pases

[@TJ-fc1zz]

This was so well planned out. He nailed the rants. LOL good stuff! 👌

[@greciacastillejos6307]

I love musicals!!! I've lost a little love for Kris lol

[@melbclayman]

One of my favourite channels these days. Thank you so much - plus I think this is the first time I've seen Kris. And is he really tall or is Joanna much shorter than I thought?

[@julianhernandez1936]

Alguien más que hable español y no sepa que es cachapa?

[@MariposaRedimida]

Si nunca lo escuchamos, no existe!

[@maggi_knorr]

Arepas de choclo en vnzla.

[@julianhernandez1936]

@@maggi_knorr oh y por qué no le dicen arepas de chocolo? Jajajajaja. Nah mentiras. Gracias por la info

[@emilycabeza5517]

Maggi en realidad es como un panqueque de maíz (choclo) es semi dulce y lo comemos con bastante quesito

[@emilycabeza5517]

Maggi en realidad es como un panqueque de maíz (choclo) es semi dulce y lo comemos con bastante quesito

[@ingsaromu]

Arrrr favorr!!! It fun to listen to Kris. I like listening to his perspective since he know understand us Venezuelans a bit more 😋😋😋

[@lilianavasquez6143]

Yes Kris rants!!

[@allihernandezz]

I stan your profile pic

[@lukslt]

I'm sure you commented before watch the video

[@LivesLaughsLoves0323]

Lukas Tavares lol I was just about to say that 😂😂😂

[@mauriciouieda]

soooo good!! Joanna is the BEST at directing Kris! Kris should consider his own Rant show. Ha!

[@alyburr6645]

OMG Kris stop bashing musicals they are the most amazing thing ever

[@jaxsanchez]

Kris is awesome! Y Joanna, eres una inspiración para mi. Gracias por tu comedia ☺️❤️

[@88zaeta]

I usually don't make negative comments but Kriss please educate yourself about musicals, some of the greatest voices in the industry have done musicals before doing a solo career, ex: Adam Lambert, Ariana Grande, Barbra Streisand just to name a few... PS:Joanna I love you, you rock! Saludos desde Santiago mi pana! Haha

[@CardboardBitsKris]

Rafael Camacho garbage people

[@rosannymendoza3414]

Demasiado bueno!!! me encanta ver como Kris no sabe un guaro de español jajaja... sigan haciendo Kris Rants!

[@natalieveve]

how tall is joanna?

[@masterofsilence649]

Love the work you guys do together

[@julietajazming]

Let me correct my self, i just love Johanna CAUSE CHRIS HATES MUSICALS SO I HATE HIM

[@aidoll3692]

I choked on my food the moment he said that.

[@julietajazming]

@@aidoll3692 yeah I love him but i think that is disrespectful to people that make musical theater a living like me 🙆

[@mamh18]

​@@julietajazmingNot everyone loves a musical. I find them so boring and annoying, but then again I like watching the most wtf movies and documentaries, so is more about each ones taste.

[@winterwarbler]

same and being a musical theatre performer is so much hard work

[@julietajazming]

@@mamh18 of course you can dislike musicals, but saying that musical theater is jusy for bad musicians it's another whole thing...

[@matiasleon9657]

Wait, WAIT, WAIT! That ghosts theory is awesome! I frigging love the chemistry you two have

[@ItsMe-ox8lm]

Queremos que Chris hable español. ¿Por que no ha aprendido en todo este tiempo? También que Chris identifique canciones exitosas en español! Por favor!

[@CristinaGalvis95]

I love you guys! And Kris ranting is so funny😂 second KZbin comment in your chanel and one of the firsts today! Thank you for making me laugh💕

[@vivipcm]

Even tho I love Kris, I just love waaaay more the way Johanna rants 😂😂😂

[@kirkw1740]

We want to see it because it's entertaining AF! Keep it coming, Joanna.

[@franciscoaguilera550]

I came here for joanna

[@MariposaRedimida]

En este momento no se encuentra, por favor vuelva en una hora.

[@Clever_viper]

Debo decir que Kris Rants ha sido mucho mejor que todos los últimos episodios que he visto. Ahora vamos a reírnos a ver si él se ríe jajajajajaja Great episode Kris

[@claudiatamaraluengo626]

I think Kris is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life

[@MariposaRedimida]

SO CUTE!

[@melanievalles1233]

Lmao Joanna said she looked SOO short and kris went yissss and pats her head and I love their conversations

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

Kris reminds me so much of Seth Rogen

[@Caeruleum_Omar1711]

Ok, first of all I recently discovered your videos and I got to say that I love them to death Joanna. They’re very entertaining and hilarious as hell. Also I’m with you Joanna on I can’t get past the fact that Kris hate so much musicals and that he thinks that IDINA MENZEL is not a good musician. I just simply can’t. If a musician or in this case a singer decides to stay or crossover to theatrical music does NOT means necessarily that he, she or they are bad musicians/singers. P.S. Love how Joanna on messes with Kris.

[@Azulblueone]

Aww look at chris getting comfortable being in front of a camera :3

[@Lunkaz]

My favorite video.

[@Gabyfreak]

Jajajajja que buena esta vaina!!! It's so funny the fact that Chris love cachapas, even funnier the way that he said it, well done Joanna, keep dragging people to Venezuelan restaurants, déjalos marcados con las cosas buenas que nos caracterizan.

[@angelgirldr]

Keep doing it!! I love it when you guys do this.

[@ginazoet24]

First time comentando en un video. (Spanglish xD) so i just love you both and eh visto todo sus videos y me encanta when you guys do these videos!!! Also im so sleepy xD

[@HebertSanchezMacbo]

For the record.......!!!!!!! Kris you are freaking awesome and yes I am from Venezuela too!

[@jorlibet_vr]

Kris is super funny and how you get along guys, I love it!

[@niac2211]

These are my favorite!!!!

[@lillyannespecht7888]

Amo estos videosssssss, es chevere ver como se pueden establecer amistades con tantas diferencias culturales. Para la próxima haz que chris coma patacón jajajajajajs

[@naguiblambis749]

Ver/escuchar un Kris rants nunca será una pérdida de tiempo 😍😋

[@rebecamunoz6721]

Kris cumple todos los estereotipos de los gringos pero es tan lindo! No puedo! Me encantan estos Kris rants! Igual vos Joanna, me encanta su amistad! Saludos de Costa Rica!

[@melichanabanana]

Oooowwww so cute the way Chris gently clapped Johanna's head and said "tiiiiiny" 😍❤ #friendshipgoals

[@davidmanning4759]

Yay more rants :) it's nice to have Kris from time to time

[@Weibaolien]

Everytime I watch these two, it feels like I'm back in high school watching footage of a couple "weird kids" that snuck into the AV room (clearly high) and just started recording themselves as a goof. I'm here for it!