Job Simulator Ep.1: Store Clerk (VR gameplay, no commentary)

Job Simulator: Store Clerk (VR gameplay, no commentary)
Y'all asked for it, and now it's here...
Let's STFU and Play proudly presents:
Clerks III: The Clerkening
Enjoy :)
(Store Clerk level starts at 03:00)
Full JobSim playlist here: • Job Simulator
Vacation Simulator playlist: • Vacation Simulator
Job Simulator: The 2050 Archives on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/448...
Music:
'Workingman's Song' by Passafire (passafiretheband.com/)
'Idle Idylist' by Tim Barry (www.timbarryrva.com/)
Video Clip from The Apprentice UK (bbc.co.uk)
Keywords: job simulator, incompetence, poor work ethic, misuse of company property, destruction of company property, assault on customers, assault on co-wokers, appears to me mentally unstable, told Lindsay in HR to [redacted] on his [redacted], DO NOT HIRE

[@AlphaTheBird]

"2020 archives" It clearly says 2050. I'm watching this in 2019

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!* After a mere *1 YEAR, 11 MONTHS,* and *150 THOUSAND VIEWS,* you are the first person to notice that I mis-labelled this as "The 2020 Archives" in *every single description and playlist I've ever made for JobSim* Congratulations! If I had merch I'd totally send you a t-shirt... but I don't so I guess I'll just pin your comment instead. ...oh, and when I said "first person to notice", that includes myself - it was NOT a deliberate mistake (told you I was bad at Job :p) - so thanks for pointing it out. I've now changed the description to "The 2050 Archives", like I should have done two years ago /facepalm

[@AlphaTheBird]

@@LetsSTFUandPlay I'm Glad to help you out, Dude! Also Did you try the new infinite overtime mode yet?

[@AlphaTheBird]

@@LetsSTFUandPlay I Don't need a shirt though, but thank you! I don't have VR tho...

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

Nice try :pAlso, Infinite Overtime is on my list of "stuff I'll probably livestream one day. eventually. maybe."

[@AlphaTheBird]

@@LetsSTFUandPlay Got you, I would definitely be there when completed and uploaded

[@neonliteshow]

*sees the soda fly into the bathroom* Man he must have really had to go

[@giesbrechtanthony]

Copy and you spelled it wrong

[@ryanm4166]

@@giesbrechtanthony d o e s n t m a t t e r T h e r e s n o t y p o

[@damnedlegionaire]

I would kill to be able to behave like this at work.

[@pizzagamer6062]

Lone Wanderer then do it

[@midknight789]

I lost it when you held the banana like a gun.

[@Grimastruth]

Manager: So do you have any talents? STFU And Play: *mashes all the buttons, throws food around and eats it while shaking bottles of soft drink letting it fly everywhere then throwing it all over the shop, gives sass to customers and magically scans a hotdog* Manager: YOU'RE HIRED!

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

I can also turn a hotdog from 'frozen' to 'charcoal' in under 20 seconds.

[@Grimastruth]

Let's STFU and Play I bet you're a real whiz in the kitchen!

[@vinnycrimson]

_W t f_

[@melody74u95]

Sandro Villani 100th like

[@Ehawbs1]

Hahahahaha

[@RussianBear42069]

You tipped your hat you absolute legend

[@twinkiecat.5794]

Vanya S.G m’lady.

[@Choatemister]

*Turns over wrong guy.* "You're getting a hang of this job!" You're god damned right.

[@pizzagamer6062]

Stfu........ AND PLAY!

[@anthonyvsrobloxtv4418]

Fun fact: a lot of players arrested the guy on the phone because: 1. you shouldn’t talk when you’re at the register. 2. The Bandit only stole 3 pieces of cheese.

[@anthonyvsrobloxtv4418]

I arrested The BanditBot.

[@Scorpionoxide]

"Battery acid blue" and "thermal paste pink" Sounds like a clerks normal diet. Realism 2meirl/4meirl

[@Not_a_Necron]

As a guy that works at a convince store, I wish my job was like this

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

Thank you for your Service. (I know that phrase is usually reserved for people in the military, but I used to work retail and I know exactly what kind of living hell it is :p)

[@Not_a_Necron]

I have the fun of graveyard shift. I get to clean the store and deal with drunks, meth heads, and other sorts along with the usual people. And to make it better, I have had very little training. Still don't know how to fix some things.

[@spectral5939]

Do you call the police for the meth heads?

[@pailhorsegaming6762]

Ethan Tveter fuck fam I feel your pain, I worked cash for min wage and it fucking sucked dongs. Nothing but respect for convience store workers

[@stopplz1739]

*gives ID* Seems legit *5 seconds later give a different ID* ALSO SEEMS LEGIT. *gets robbed and grabs gun* *and again. And again. And again*

[@gravityguy2632]

i like your content and the fact that you dont need commentary to make stuff funny is great, keep doing you man!

[@sashawolfson3602]

Gravity guy I agreed

[@leoromeli7611]

Despite the silence, you can feel the agitation behind his movements XD

[@serpentsnekko]

17:00 Wait I can exploit this (Exploits) Oh my god (Exploits again) YES

[@shadocub]

I laughed way more to your gameplay versus those who spent hours editing and making scripts for theirs. Keep it up.

[@iceko2]

You can jumbo size a frozen hotdog, cook it, and jumbo size it again! Dont know if you can also jumbo size it again when you put it in a bun.

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

Ooh, thanks, I spent a while off-cam trying to quad-size something but I didn't try this. Hopefully the Chef level has a Jumbo-Sizer! :)

[@nathangelaude4787]

Let's STFU and Play doesn’t :l

[@ConnorSimonis]

The true American meal.

[@badsmeelcanfliper6215]

Its really amazing how its possible to see a personality in you just by your gestures

[@Natecivic92]

Thank you human may I have Another

[@ryancyanide1601]

I like how you make hand gestures to displays your reactions rather than talking, really fun to watch. Keep up with the quality content!

[@sethpls]

Man, I LOVE your content, all of your movements... like when she gave you one "paper money" and you looked at the register then back at her! LOVE IT!

[@sir_potoo]

Your head and hand movements tell it all.

[@mojojobo4180]

But what would have happened if you pulled a real gun on the gangster? I wonder how he would react......something like this.... "Listen kid, I got a banana, so hands up!" (Pulls out a gun) "Um....there's....more where that...came from!" (THE FOLLOWING SCENE HAS BEEN REMOVED.)

[@michaelbuchanan1118]

Robber: (holds up second banana)

[@Gyrbae]

Sometimes you play like an asshole but you're still one of my favorite KZbinrs, mainly because you don't commentate anything. Love that.

[@user-wy1hu5js1e]

10:46 This grandma was so cute! Why you steal her glasses? She don't win in lottery! 😭😭😭

[@gregorywitowski1094]

"let me write you a check" my mans could not wait and tryed to take her pearl necklace

[@DayTimeIsOver]

You totally should have way more freaking subscribers! your editing subtitles is funny and what you do in VR is funny! everything is cool!

[@MeatGoneStale]

How are these so much funnier than the KZbinrs that speak. You can tell his emotions with his actions and it's hilarious

[@Maihoss]

I just love re-watching these videos

[@JDOG-lc7ii]

Yet another amazing video love your work bud and for all other watching it's worth the like show the love people!!

[@galacticterry3838]

Thanks for being a KZbinr even still I just had a horrific headache and you help me with humor

[@neilduh]

I love a youtuber who can sass customers with just their hands

[@tastyapplejuice7907]

this video had me in tears this is so good

[@batknight2014]

Tipping your hat to customers! Classy AND polite!

[@jackholles2843]

Looks like the maximum energy prices are TROUGH THE ROOF budum chhh

[@aronasenci2882]

Your humor is great :D

[@arsongamer]

Your. Humour. Is. Hysterical. Please. More. I need this in my life.

[@-aboodfrost-2779]

I like your creativity and the way you are funny without talking

[@piecheese1214]

The pantomime makes this so much funnier than if it had commentary!

[@kodakowalchuk6462]

This channel deserves more subs

[@MithrilRoshi]

Never was a fan of silent playthroughs, more of a peanut gallery person myself. But damn you are funny as heck to watch. Making up with the lack of commentary with your funny actions!

[@thesnowgamer68]

your the best no commentary youtuber ever. keep it up

[@jacobdenson6313]

Another great video!!👌🏻 I love your channel is hilarious 😂

[@LOLBEANNNSSS]

Let's stfu and play you are a great youtuber. And a great comedian.

[@SashMian]

I love when you goof around in these games

[@grugg3108]

Same girl from earlier that stole snacks - "I CANT GO BACK TO JAAAAAIL"

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

She must've spent like, what, 10 minutes in juvie? Robot jail is pretty forgiving :p

[@luigi8x8]

What i like about this channel is not JUST that you have no commentary, its that you do something and react to it, My fav bit was when that...'robber' came at you and you pulled out a banna back at him xd

[@ninja0x0thegreat]

Ur making me laugh without any commentary. I applaud you

[@Inkaloo]

10/10 the intro

[@HodlinC]

My god. Your videos are amazing

[@cdrcheesy5127]

Your my fav youtuber lets stfu and play Edit:your the best keep up the good work love your vids

[@DERPRAIDER-qf4jz]

when gets held up at banana point " I ain't non die to less than 0.01dollars a day

[@g3rmanfuze590]

Yes, just what i needed

[@stewiecool1225]

Your videos are funny and cool! Keep up the good work

[@almightychain4057]

This is why i subscribed, 22:12 quick and humorous

[@kaxxlekaylee1992]

Even though you don’t speak in the video I still love it and you do a amazing job

[@kinggamingyt6273]

your the funniest you tuber ever and at the beginning when u kept on stacking the guys soda lol I laughed my head off keep making people's days

[@Klockworkgrrl]

you're my hero

[@jacobberry3598]

It’s crazy how much I’m laughing and you don’t even talk 😂😂

[@vojtechkubinek6650]

Job Simulator, the only game where you can give sunglasses instead of toilet paper to the customer and they like it.

[@jackmoseley4959]

If I made captions for this, it would mostly consist of thoughts like “what is he doing (explodes) lovely.

[@sethspradley9238]

Dude I love ur game play i remember when u played the secret agent game and u were like "GIMME DAT CROSSBOW "

[@mikes6834]

Seth Spradley Name of that game was: I Expect You to Die

[@mikes6834]

In case you wanted to look it up

[@MrPOGINGBAGSIK1]

Seth Spradley yeah

[@sofaaddict1767]

Why wont the hotdog go IN!!

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

It's a recurring problem for me (see VR Shorties Vol.1) ((also my last three girlfriends))

[@Ac-wm3dg]

Let's STFU and Play wtf WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN DIS

[@giesbrechtanthony]

@@LetsSTFUandPlay gross

[@lilyblossomchan369]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[@RGUInstinct]

Your very funny without even talking lol love your vids

[@mrlobsterguy4928]

STFU: -Makes the price extremely high- Bots: I'll just give my credit card.

[@TrappedBowyer9684]

22:23 I kid you not,guys. He gets himself a banana. He friggin gets bandit bot with his own medicine. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!

[@saltymf9887]

How do you not have a million subs yet?

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

If my sub count continues to grow at it's current rate, I will have achieved complete world domination in a mere... 125,000 years.

[@saltymf9887]

Let's STFU and Play it must happen sooner!

[@WR1NK3S7W1NKL3S]

✦ Best video forever! ✦

[@skyrimcourier8808]

I fucking love this guy, he makes such funny content without even speaking

[@LinkTheHero]

I've already seen all the job simulator content, but I'm watching your's just to see how you can add to it

[@Cowabunga240]

That is the most legit ID card I have ever seen

[@The.Reilly]

These are hilarious.

[@ilikeguns219]

10:03 that was just low bro

[@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk]

Love it!

[@kirbykingdoubleh3374]

I love your hand gestures its funny

[@lilyblossomchan369]

Thank you human! May I have another?

[@thebigdawgj]

Halfway through so far. Have you considered putting money on the enlarge pad?

[@weltschmerz_cairn9549]

This is if I ever worked at a convenience store...an absolute disaster...do not hire me.

[@zeroderorero3948]

6:20 you are not saying anything and i cant stop laughing xD you are so good with physical expresions and funny too =)

[@crowMilatonin]

___ 0 ___ ) 0

[@chriskombii5506]

I Love your Videos 👍😍

[@rednova05]

I've been laughing to tears XD

[@SintreYT]

Awesome video I lost it when you tip the hat to him

[@h4vyk]

Awesome.

[@internetdude8128]

6:17 *Makes price expensive* Robot: here you go! *Gives 1 dollar* Guy:Really!

[@theguy2647]

I love the fact that he deemed the gum useless because he couldnt use it like matches

[@thegeneralissimo470]

Interesting to see the differences between the different versions of the game.

[@mikazuki2438]

You need way more subs.

[@luhswipe6745]

I remember when I tried out Job Simulator. I stacked a bunch of popsicles, and then threw them at all of the customers.

[@rgardana8068]

Yes! Another!

[@perssontm1628]

Like how you can be so funny without even talking 😂

[@reaper1173]

I died when you tipped your hat to that bot guy 😂

[@aroguespartan7627]

Trying to figure out how you are so funny without even talking!

[@anthonyvsrobloxtv4418]

I have this game on my Quest 2! For now, the only job I fully completed was the store clerk. Next I’ll do the Auto Mechanic!

[@prisma1car]

how do you change your layout because mine is different

[@rkittel73]

Yeeeesssss Moore booteful content

[@AngelAdrian563]

Love this game i played it on ps vr

[@marie-joseelandry1994]

MAN your so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep it like that

[@silverghost3250]

mate why the hell did you upload at 12:00 am, im trying to sleeeep

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

It's 6am where I am, and I've been up since 12am making this; SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

[@Cirno.mp4]

It's one in the morning, fam.

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

And according to youtube's clock this was uploaded at.... oh wow, 4:20! *NICE* kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIukc6ipi5KZh9U **WARNING NSFW**

[@silverghost3250]

nvm, straight savage sorry XD

[@Cirno.mp4]

*cOugh*do more Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades*cough*

[@funnyacres5078]

I think most of us chose the wrong person for the robbery (on purpose) but a neat Easter egg would be if you could hold the criminal at banana point

[@c-longjohns6183]

How can a complete silent you-tuber make better content then most others I've seen? Beats me, but god damn you have a golden talent.

[@SoudleNoop]

I like how this guy acts. He acts like how I would

[@foma_zhuravlev]

what is the background music on store clerk level?