Job Simulator Speed Run Office Worker (7:39:79)

[@_valenthyne]

If nothing goes wrong in the next ten se- *gets hit by mug* See? thats what i like about you!

[@kongtergdgd450]

TheBarbaricDiamond 😂

[@edward9487]

You're a [REBEL.] Always thinking outside the box!

[@Quakeratz]

TheBarbaricDiamond XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@summerskunk]

TheBarbaricDiamond I

[@TheSUPERWIND2023]

TheBarbaricDiamond "You Could Do... *gets shreaded* Somebody help!! -R.i.p Mini TV

[@KAIZA-iw4jv]

Cant believe it took him seven hours

[@Windscar267]

lol

[@Duarte_GB]

lol thats miliseconds

[@tntcake6327]

Lol so it took 7 milisecomds? And 39 mili-miliseconds?

[@KEL5isGodrules]

Abdu Salam and 79 mili-mili-seconds.

[@spearmint_563]

7 minutes 39 seconds and 79 miliseconds

[@iDoctorPP]

1:09 "...take this, the promotion is yours." *takes promotion tag and throws it*

[@minorimatthews]

The Unknown ...

[@manglefunnybusinessxd1683]

The Unknown OML IF NOTHING SAD H- *somebody says f u to a pup and the mom and dad bite the somebody*

[@manglefunnybusinessxd1683]

Angelina Novion happend imma be happy

[@manglefunnybusinessxd1683]

The Unknown ok

[@manglefunnybusinessxd1683]

The Unknown lol

[@isaaconpluto]

"The promotion's yours" *Throws promotion*

[@muskx7868]

Deta Meta lol

[@invschematics]

*Fuck the police*

[@burnyanarandomfan7080]

He doesn't want a promotion

[@bufwalago]

Lol gets rid of the cup and accidentally lands it in the crusher

[@hacksgamesandcubeshgc7376]

Bufwalago ikr that was cool 5:50

[@ralphbarrera2370]

Shredder*

[@madegg549]

you could shave a few seconds off by buying the candy bar out of the machine immediately, handing it to the coworker and then buying your snack. just a tip, great run

[@daniblabla709]

Madison Eggers Or buying the candy, eating the chips in the trashcan and giving the bar to your coworker. It's also possible to prepare tasks before they even happen (typing the note during down time, gathering stuff for the shredder etc.).

[@trenaxy9938]

@@daniblabla709 typing the note is not needed the bot Will still take it

[@mthanhnguyen5193]

Never thought that speedruns are funny

[@major2905]

So close...

[@edward9487]

And then janitors go along to clean then finding this mess. My, I haven't seen a mess like this since [THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027]

[@youtubecomment7974]

Haaaaaa

[@heartachez148]

"Hay co worker look at these funny pictures" Flicks through them in 2seconds "THESE MEMES ARE NOT DANK ENOUGH!YOU ARE WORTHLESS TO ME!"

[@connoremerick7405]

"If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds..." *BEAMS A COFFEE MUG AT BOSS* "That's what I like about you"

[@bryansgamingtvtube3185]

has anyone heard the mini job bot got in the shredder he said SOMBODEY!! HELP!!!!!

[@Windscar267]

finally someone notice LOL

[@rudybernal78]

I just heard that!

[@KEL5isGodrules]

Windscar267 shred everything in job simulator office! Ultimate desk cleaning :D

[@dollarhazard7299]

Bryans Gaming Tv i have

[@newagederpderp]

I feel like the person playing is a dick whenever he or she does that....

[@baymexx6591]

Here's your promotion! *throws it across the room*... *walks away*

[@bitex0346]

That mini robot ;-;

[@Windscar267]

+Bitex 03 R.I.P plush robot killed in action T_T

[@edward9487]

Somebody! Help!

[@zombiebeast0120]

Bitex 03 rest in peices ;-;

[@a-a-ronbarnes2428]

When you get to work late and have to work overdrive

[@moments5932]

1:10 "The promotion's yours!" *Throws across office*

[@angelvejar2735]

"Good job, human! That was very BUSINESS."

[@bennyboy968]

this guy can fuckin' throw

[@skypex5255]

Your coworker is retiri- GET WELL SOON!!!! NOW GET OUT!

[@mrlappy6396]

When the baseball pitcher with a bad temper gets an office job

[@artisticpieceoftrash4044]

I love how hes slowly going insane

[@mungdaal5921]

I love these VR speed runs because it always ends up with him flailing around, throwing shit, and making a mess

[@Windscar267]

+Mung Daal lol

[@MaiqTheLlar]

These speed runs are so god damn funny.

[@cendygorbet8044]

0:59 Windscar: (drinking coffee) Supervisor bot: if nothing goes in the next 10 seconds the job is yours Windscar: (throws mug at him) Supervisor bot: see that's what I like about you your a rebel always thinking outside the box take this the promotion is yours Windscar: (takes it and throws it)

[@daed1819]

Hey, There's a cursor on the screen.

[@Windscar267]

yea i know T_T

[@coroime]

TGSS Blade autism ain't a special education need and it doesn't affect memory in the slightest, trust me I know, I have autism myself

[@Oscarbuss]

Minty Games thats hard to believe as many doctors havw said to my sister her memory is extrodinarily good and thats how they got to the conclusion she has autism and also i my mums cousin has autism and use to care for him and i have a friend at my school with mild autism. I dont trust you unfortunately as your wrong search it up. I wouldn't sqy something if i dont know what im tqlking about

[@gavart4509]

TGSS Blade Look up what autism is and get better doctors.

[@coroime]

TGSS Blade well, I actually have a horrible memory, yet i still have autism. Explain Besides I know more about bloody ASD then you cause I have the fucking disorder if you haven't read that already

[@billy6985]

4:34 when you forget to write a note so you have to rush xD

[@kurosurintomasu]

"SOMEBODY HELP!!" -tiny job bot

[@Dragonsunit]

Robot: Take this promotion human Human:*throws it away* I DON'T WANT YOUR PROMOTION BOIIII

[@Windscar267]

+Bendy From Bendy and the Ink Machine yea I know who wants that promotion like really

[@greggorytame6672]

I like how.. even though he's trying to speedrun it. he still finds time to do snarky hand gestures.

[@daifuku9320]

2:55 i love how youre like 'I gotchu dude ima check your photos B)

[@huellas8117]

Nice shot 5:53 😂😂😂

[@MaiqTheLlar]

Ikr

[@oceanman2811]

When the boss told you to hurry the f up with your work or you'll get fired

[@Floor_]

3:08 NAILED IT

[@mystrallsnowlight]

6:35 now i learned, that paper shredder is not only shred paper, but it works well on glass and such~ thanks for info

[@DavidSmith-up2wh]

Bot asks for nothing to be wrong for 3 seconds,throws a cup at him,bot says that’s what I like about you

*grabs new assignment* KOBE!!

[@ctrlinsidr]

you ate donuts like a boss they didn't ask u to do dat u savage

[@nataliedarling7864]

Imagine just sitting in a few cubicles over and being knocked the fuck out by a flying book

[@freddbeargaming9122]

Toy robot: Keep working, and... puts toy in shredder SOMEBODY HELP!

[@Noided88815]

That fuckin mouse on the screen killed me. Im commenting this from the afterlife.

[@johnnoll1555]

Computer: make sure to turn off the shedder when your done Dude: doesn’t turn off shedder

[@appleboy5878]

Most players: keep the name stand things Speedrunners: puts them in the trash You: YEETS THEM

[@03kmaus28]

This is what Groundhog day would look like if their day started the moment they were at work and reset when they finished

[@nate9419]

My favorite video on youtube

[@eef1271]

throws ticket in shredder co worker says hey .. that's pretty good

[@PeanutButter0004]

1:39 lmao he sounds like the boss from the movie Office Space

[@unknownedleaf]

I really love how his intro is from IMovie

[@judychen1038]

3:07 nice shot

[@TheCzmauricio]

Bae: Wanna come over to my house? Him: Sorry, I'll be at the office for a few more hours Bae: Im alone *Proceeds to furiously work and get everything over with*

[@keatonblackman472]

Your Quick As A Flash Like Rainbow Dash!

[@cheedy_fl0wrz666]

I expected he would say *"FUCK OFF, IM BUSY!"*

[@AMBrosChannel]

man gets a promotion and throws it away

[@RoseDingus]

"the jobs yours!" **TURNS AROUND AND THROWS COFFEE MUG** "thats what i like about you!

[@donversak7482]

Better look busy! *Continues to gulp down coffee*

[@MetroidMgsDude]

I need more, these are great.

[@ChaseMC215]

Your doing this like a boss!

[@TheSUPERWIND2023]

"Somebody Help!!" -Mini TV Dies-

[@EeveeTheEevee]

Why are these so fun to watch?

[@creeeamy7133]

Watching the hand motions and trying to figure out what the words would be

[@NoahMilla]

This was beautiful...

[@heatronj.r.9520]

takes cops glasses before i even saw the cop

[@lilweetabix9137]

Even tho he dos not speak his body language is so funny

[@skrrtskrrt1980]

LMAO 4:40 TYPES* *GIVESBALL* Lol LOL The Typing is Really Funny *TYPES* 😆😆😆

[@RebelRenegade76]

How is the guys throat not hurting him? He just gulped atleast 5 cups of HOT coffee 😂 (yes I know it's a simulation, but what if this was REAL)

[@MrJustinUSCM]

Lol I have a feeling your secretly Nerdcubed judging by the body language and the hand jesters lmao

[@spinelessman815]

Edit the title to 7:26.79 Thats the correct format

[@dintahirovic]

The gamapp goitch s bcause you go to fast awesome job with the video you al aye give me a little laugh

[@vbwh4t_]

I like my own comment because -I have no friends- I can do what I want

[@deso2]

this guy is amazing

[@luckyboi7393]

Robert said keep working and SUMBARI HELP

[@tottyamadeus591]

0:40 Me before go to school

[@sir_potoo]

Where is that mountain of RedBull he drank that morning?

[@Bacon_Noob-Robloxalotofrandoms]

KAIZA 1000 thought it took this person 7 hours. But actually, it was Seven Minutes not Seven Hours. Because the seconds that he thought was milliseconds.

[@fruitysalad2726]

Im laughing so hard

[@egzile1043]

5:54 was so gold

[@fernandonochebuena2327]

6:29 "keep working and you will get SOMEBODY HELP!!!!

[@thepotatoduke1948]

imagine doing these in real life

[@JokerFactor]

hey bud, the timer starts when you pull the lever to go to the level.

[@supermario9307]

Epic speed

[@Kaebuki]

*Gets hit by fax ticket* *Looks at cubicle that it came from* *See 5 empty cups of coffee* *Nods and returns to work*

[@erlingnesbakken9871]

Ohh that last one was milliseconds I get it now

[@pyppuspice8807]

*yeets promotion*

[@AgentDSplatoonRocks]

2:30 do not chose the burrito just chose the candy bar and copy it eat it and give it to the co bot worker

[@ryanliew7415]

That is one way to Matt Stonie a dount

[@purotay2082]

6:36 SOMEBODY HELP!!!

[@determinationofkoi]

SRS Business INC.

[@AshTheNimbat]

I DARE U DO DO MORE SPEED RUNS 😂😂😂 ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂

[@Windscar267]

you got it

[@fogstater888]

5:54 Water machine didn't give me shit! *throws cup* *lands inside machine slot* Holy shit! It gave me luck and trick shots! Never mind.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Effective working

[@AgentDSplatoonRocks]

1:13 No I don’t want it! Go away I don’t want you!

[@ramelbusto1011]

I’d like to offer you a promotion *gets furiously shot by staples*

[@dem_llamas4384]

4:39 got me weak... xD

[@nosubject4890]

Jobot plushy:somebody help 6:36

[@darkzzoid4636]

7:14 ooo a message again lol

[@rog_tap7475]

3:08:WHAT HOW DID IT LANDED

[@jesterboi2211]

3:41 it sounded like he said check out these fat people 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MaiqTheLlar]

*Please, you're making a mess.*

[@nataliedarling7864]

4:34 This is what happen when hate your fucking job but still have to act like you care

[@youtubecomment7974]

@Windscar67 where did you get this game??

[@Windscar267]

+youtube comment I got it on steam but you need a vr equipment to run it

[@Risen_Shogun]

The Funniest Video 😂😂😂

[@johnlacefield3401]

Like a boss

[@edward9487]

He became one.