Joe and Josef - The Civil Border Patrol

See ALL of Joe and Josef's appearances from GTA V.
00:00 - News reports
00:18 - Trevor Philips Industries
00:56 - The Civil Border Patrol
07:56 - An American Welcome
14:46 - Minute Man Blues
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[@TheMadeMan5685]

6:23 Josef would’ve dead immediately if Trevor understood what he said there.

[@whatever57010]

kinda surprising Trevor didn't understand "Idiot" "Canaditz" 😅

[@Don_Shoeshine]

14:49 keep in mind, this is the same guy that Trevor, Joe, and Josef zapped in the 2nd encounter of the side mission

[@YoloMenace001]

I like how josef says 'you dont understand english?' Even though he is speaking another language. Possibly implying that he can read the subtitles that us, the players, can see but not trevor as the subtitles for us are in english.

[@yellowbirdie7182]

Or it was made to further outline the ridiculousness of their actions

[@1SilverDollar]

Josef's salute was the best way to lighten my morning lmao. I forgot how much i loved these missions.

[@TigerChamp99]

"Ain't the internet a beautiful thing, honey?"

[@whatever57010]

it sure is...

[@Madanbek_The_Dragon_Lover]

​@@whatever57010 "Now, give me a drink. I've got a meeting."

[@pranoychakravorty2370]

This type of unapologetic humor , I am afraid would probably be retained in GTA 6 by Rockstar . I hope the screenwriting of GTA 6 have been written by Rupert Humphries and Michael Unsworth and has been unofficially finalized by Dan Houser rather than Take two shmucks

[@whatever57010]

I agree, doubt gta 6 will have the same "unapologetic humor" as you called it :( but I hope I will be proven wrong

[@thomasbrunkle8389]

GTA 6 will be soft af. I mean a female protagonist is all the evidence you need.

[@justimagineihaveaname.2674]

The map might be cooler, but the jokes won't hit as hard. It's sad what's happening to gaming nowadays.

[@Nefare1781]

@@justimagineihaveaname.2674Unfortunately that might be the case. The jokes will be turned down in favor of not offending anyone.

[@mariguana7918]

This will determine whether GTA 6 is good. The satire is what ties it all together.

[@kevinreynaga6340]

LOL great camera work! I loved the close up of Josef even though he had no response 😂 6:40

[@user-dv5le8el2x]

I can understand how Trevor feels frustrate about what Josef say in Russia, because he's Canadian😅😅😅

[@MERCGUNNER69]

0:53 I’m sure it was a couple weeks not a couple days bc the mission is available after minor turbulence.

[@whatever57010]

true, I did squish the timeline since there is no other referances to them so it might aswell all happen in the same week

[@alifnajmi1997]

I thought the title of this video would be a *"Joe, Joey and Joseph"* - The Civil Border Patrol

[@whatever57010]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geesecouchtaming7223]

Ed, Edd, n Eddy

[@alifnajmi1997]

@@geesecouchtaming7223 I'm immediately want to do that reference when I saw the title of this video

[@lewiskent550]

@@whatever57010 please put andre in the character playlist

[@whatever57010]

@@lewiskent550 the Russian from GTA SA?

[@randomdachshund2452]

0:49 anyone else notice how Trevor sounds like chucky there

[@whatever57010]

OMG, now I can't unhear it

[@riel4553]

Ok we've all been to Liberty City, and I don't remember a single mariachi down in the subway

[@nefarioulyte9996]

1:48 it's so funny how confused Trevor is

[@mihaiapostol4351]

2:49 Uh oh

[@leb7863]

10:34 wow, the back seat actually usable

[@RH_5152]

I loved Rockstar for laughing at modern society and making offensive jokes. But I'm scared Rockstar are not like that anymore

[@whatever57010]

me too :(

[@zorgapb4691]

I think the fact they removed trans quotes from next gen versions answers your question on that

[@whatever57010]

@@zorgapb4691 yeah, unfortunately

[@guilhermeotelles]

@@whatever57010 No, files are still there in PC version, and the ped scenarios are still enabled..

[@whatever57010]

​@@guilhermeotelles files are in the game but removed is proving that they try to make it less offensive (like the hot coffee for gta sa) so in gta 6 there won't even write the trans jokes, not to mention record it and having it end up in the game (and the few NPC dialogues stil enabled was probably an oversight)

[@altsrule2_vids]

these videos are great, keep it up!

[@vishwarao6064]

This one channel is truely what you call stuck in time deliberately or not. This is what youtube in its true essence should have been like.

[@gtastuff2617]

Угарный чел этот Джозеф)

[@JoCaTen]

Не говори. Странный тоже, даже не понимаю как они понимают друг друга и почему он не знает английский. Но вот это и ихний юмор, ирония, говорят о нелегальной иммиграции но он сам иностранец.

[@user-vb1bs8le3g]

Yellow jack inn😂

[@Im.not.racist_but]

"I love this country. God save the queen"... Everything about this is hilarious

[@dawnslayer]

i love the dark and unapologetic humor in this game

[@MikeVB5]

Very cool!

[@user-vb1bs8le3g]

Gta 4 vibes

[@nickyhaugh2390]

11:26 - 11:28 = BORDER PATROL, NOBODY MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@user-vb1bs8le3g]

Keep it up

[@user-vb1bs8le3g]

In the future can you make a video about Kenny petrovic in gta 4? Some gta 4 online events connect to the gta 4 story and to the online game modes

[@jasperli]

Will you do a speech files video on Joe & Josef?

[@nyrhine9664]

3:17 what’s up with Trevor’s voice when he says his name it sound like Joe’s va doesn’t it?

[@giraffeman326]

79% AccuracYYY

[@minneeagle]

“S M E L L A N Y F U N N Y S P I C E S?”

[@horch3491]

At what point in game did you record the weazel news??

[@yasinunsal5035]

Man Joseph can't speak 2 words of english but he is more american than anyone

[@kevinateplus]

W Stream

[@ZhduAtomicHeart225]

As a Russian I want to say that I've been surprised by behavior of Joseph. But it's was so funny and unusually for me, as a Russian player))

[@gladeateor1950]

Lol imagine niko was in this mission and got deported back since he went to liberty city illegally

[@LOVE_YOUTUBE5]

Russian Russian character in the game GTA 5, he speaks Russian, although he was voiced by an American in Russian.

[@jonnybob9921]

No, he is from Ukraine

[@Luke-ky5ed]

Is that all there is regarding the civil border patrol, in the in-game media?

[@agentlinrov1474]

It's run by two traitors and given the numerous factions around Blaine County, they are but a small fry. A more competent patrol team is around the area somewhere.

[@Luke-ky5ed]

@@agentlinrov1474 I think you misunderstood my question.

[@agentlinrov1474]

@@Luke-ky5ed agreed.

[@rabkit5542]

2:49

[@donkeykongwitabigbong]

2:48

[@Matt-md5yt]

Hahaha nice

[@KucingStare]

Josef: Is russian Also josef: fOr dEMoCrAcy!!

[@Bradytheawesomeman777]

Josef (again): (does Nazi salute)

[@mbtenjoyer9487]

👍

[@danpp6175]

And yet cant own the suv so what was the point to this job along with other cop fib iaa type jobs

[@thegamingvillager2392]

RP and GTA$? I dont play this game anymore

[@danpp6175]

@@thegamingvillager2392 good for you there few that jump on by self and play to have fun

[@worldofdoom995]

Yeah that was disappointing

[@kevinateplus]

First done

[@gregmayled]

I hope this humour is retained in future rockstar games, although I highly imagine it’s gone woke and boring…

[@vanceofthetube]

Unlikely because they have new 'investors' now.