Joe & Mac Returns (Arcade) All Bosses (No Damage)

[@markhunter3533]

If this game was released in this era I can only imagine how people would react.

[@houstonhelicoptertours1006]

"People" need to grow a pair

[@pyros6139]

@@houstonhelicoptertours1006 I mean, I would at least understand not wanting to show kids this kind of thing.

[@firestar4407]

Pretty sure Japanese people have no problem with these kind of games these days. Japanese people are generally far more mature than the average Twitter user who complains about f*cking everything.

[@Honeyr0ck]

This is one of the few instances where i'll understand the complains; there was no actual need of putting all that sexual stuff in a kid game

[@B20K3]

​@@Honeyr0ck I don't think the issue is having these risque or more adult-oriented jokes in the game. It's not like this is a game designed specifically for kids: its meant for a general audience. The same way a G rating doesn't mean something is specifically for children. The issue is that the way this stuff is shown makes the protagonists look really lecherous and perverted. It gives off this creepy air that makes Joe and Mac super scummy, far more than their more harmless antics in the other games.

[@V8Arwing92]

That boss theme is a BANGER

[@JustinJTime]

I GOT A POWA

[@edwardgaines6561]

Neo james82 Love that voice!

[@shahbazaslam1716]

Open the challenge

[@PROTONELECTRONCELLZ]

Ur name sounds just in time

[@shahbazaslam1716]

@@PROTONELECTRONCELLZ my video chat me

[@SaltheSalleyface]

00:17 Boss 01 Triceratops 01:39 Boss 02 Mammoth 03:20 Boss 03 Liopleurodon 05:32 Boss 04 T-Rex 07:03 Boss 05 Pterodactylus 08:56 Boss 06 Skeleton of T-Rex 11:02 Final Boss Jack the Crazy Professor

[@aliencheetah2343]

Third boss it's a Mosasaurus

[@Fargusno7930]

Boss 03 Mosasaurus Boss 05 Alpha/Apex Pteranodon

[@DenisSailor1995]

Uga haga uga haga uga haga ug ug!🍖🍖🍖🍖🍖

[@wpninja83]

Never understood why they chose to make this game run soo much slower than the rest in the series.

[@someoneout-there2165]

Wanted to say thanks for posting, recently I've been going through some of these older games for nostalgia. Time goes by so fast. I'm old. 😭🤣 Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[@eduardomagana3858]

Never expected these guys to be sexual predators.

[@edwardgaines6561]

Lightman 2120 Just be glad they aren't dragging women by the hair, back to their cave.

[@canibalshock]

Ironic

[@marcbrassard5092]

4342r33322@@edwardgaines6561 rerf

[@thatoneblockofcheese6411]

Not Only Are They Sexual Predators But They Are Killing Innocent Dinosaurs

[@cubeman9766]

@LuckyRich 101 bro the first game clearly explains it in its intro also there cave men what would you expect

[@samuelc.sthecapybara6618]

Just say that the Fossil of the T-Rex was combined again with a real Tyrannosaurus Rex heart

[@edwardgaines6561]

8:44 Karnov? How old is that dude?! I just love the expressions the dinosaurs make when they get hit!😂

[@epica6soona56]

Joe and Mac are 20 trained in family secert fighting Art Cavaija. The Nintendo Switch has Joe and Mac returns, and Joe and Mac, if they do well a reboot is possible.

[@marckpineda2989]

There's also a clone of Ryu that throws hadoukens

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

At the end of his game, Karnov at one point became a god.

[@Fargusno7930]

@@epica6soona56 Well guess what There is a remake by Mr. Nutz

[@KyuJuEX099x]

Must be Karnov's prehistoric ancestor.

[@Cod_fan-ed6re]

00:17 bro the boss music make me wanna Bugga ooga!

[@sjcobra84]

The visual for that era are nice. And the sensual themes oh my lol.

[@jigsaw774]

no comments on the badass boss music?!

[@YedidyaMensah_Beauclair]

I too enjoyed it

[@kennethshiro9500]

Looks more realistic than Farcry Primal.

[@eduardomagana3858]

When I saw the skeleton t-rex boss fight, my first thought was "that heart's gonna explode".

[@charlesbadger7987]

I firstly played this in an arcade near a beach. Miss those kids days.

[@lorenzodarrigo3854]

imagine how people would react if they release a movie about this game

[@sonamiku1121]

Finally i found the game. I used to play this with my cousin in arcade! 😭

[@epica6soona56]

It's on Nintendo switch for like 10 bucks, go play it again..

[@ДРАКОШКА56]

00:17 triceratops 01:39 mammoth and lemmings 03:20 tylosaurus 05:22 tyrannosaurus rex 07:03 pteranodon 08:55 dinosaur bones and heart 11:02 flying robot (final boss)

[@davidmurdock4740]

Yeah... Uh... Wow... I take it this one will NOT be seeing a WiiWare port.

[@Marluxiaify]

Just discovered this game. Boss theme kinda slaps, ngl

[@krystallazorra507]

El mejor soundtrack de los juegos reto en cuestion del tema de los jefes de esta joya en 2d

[@SarahVilelaHeart]

Epic and cool battles!

[@cuentavieja563]

The way the bosses are defeated reminds me of Snow Bros...

[@TonyStarkCLC]

In fact, I was just thinking the same. This is just Snow Brothers with a Joe & Mac skin...

[@yurboyKD]

Yeah I played that on my iPad

[@algunlugareneltiempo]

Tumblepop

[@endlessedgar4576]

Zupapa.

[@shahbazaslam1716]

Open the challenge

[@somewher10]

11:06 Is that the mad professor from the arcade spinmaster ?

[@unooperatemylastdoomoffish9676]

List: Triceratops Mammoth Mosasaurus Tyrannosaurus rex Pterodactyl Flying skeleton tyrannosaurus Robot

[@arevalo8117]

Robot, my favorite prehistoric animal

[@ciayrrrr]

me too lmao

[@baalfgames5318]

That mammoth is too awesome. I don't like beating him. (At least you don't rip his trunk off, this time.)

[@p6mkq]

I always begin the arcade run with him, he can get very hard later on.

[@MistaCoconutTheClassic]

You’re not alone, he’s my favorite aswell

[@baalfgames5318]

It's also kind of sad because he's the easiest boss in the game. The other bosses move, but he's the only one that stays still. I've actually been trying to make a video where I fight him but lose in the end, and I cannot lose to him convincingly.

[@MistaCoconutTheClassic]

@@baalfgames5318 I mean, He has 2 Abilities, The Cold snout and the stomp

[@baalfgames5318]

@@MistaCoconutTheClassic yeah, but neither are really that hard to dodge. The cloud of poison he shoots from his trunk is slow, small and only comes in one. His stomp summons snowballs in later difficulties, but even they're not particularly hard to dodge. The only thing you really have to worry about are the rodents, and only if they clump together.

[@ChakLok]

This game has so dirty jokes

[@Chemy13]

I know all the bosses in here Triceratops Woolly mammoth Mosasaurus T rex Pteranodon T-rex skeleton And a weird crazy Professor caveman

[@MistaCoconutTheClassic]

The final boss has a Name, but no one knows who his name is, so I call him professor Micsham

[@jaggerguth4391]

Boss 1: Trey The Triceratops Boss 2: Marvin The Mammoth Boss 3: Micky The Mosasaur Boss 4: T-Bone The T-Rex Boss 5: Alex The Apex Pteranodon Boss 6: Freddie The Fossil Boss 7: Professor Strangecoconuts

[@mezo4010]

3:28 is that supposed to be a lioupleurodon?Looks like a mossassaurus.

[@MexiGojira]

For how it look, it's most likely a Tylosaurus, back then it was almost always portrayed with dorsal spikes.

[@mezo4010]

Cruz Anibal Barrón Leal Looking at it,you seem to be right. Could aswell be a prognatodon.

[@zanatemx]

the same final boss that in tumblepop?

[@famirodriguez8301]

Yes also in the game "gogo diet" & spin masters appears as final boss too

[@MajinErick]

My dude cracked the Earth with his hammer.

[@newbienoobie9238]

9:20 what are u doing sans ?

[@stoopidragulj2556]

He doin the cha cha slide

[@gjfeng]

i'm not hearing things right? everytime he gets a powerup. i hear " I GOT THE POWER!"

[@ultimazillarex1076]

I hear it too.

[@binkaram6577]

the final boss of this game is the seems like the main villain of data east's franchise who appeared in many games

[@bjornbear7460]

why the slow mo? :/

[@fluffygaem4158]

4:10 Wait... How Can He Breathe On Water?

[@epica6soona56]

Because it's a game, secondly it game, they aren't really sexual preadors, lol based on theory, but females bred with the strongest, didn't argue didn't talk. The u under water, don't know, maybe they can hold their breath that long..Also it said the women also loved Joe and Mac because they had fun with the women, other tribes didn't, the women would run away to join theirs.. that's why they are trying to kill them,, and steal their women. I don't care how long ago you post this, it's never too late to comment.😎

[@keselekbakiak]

Because logic . . .

[@Purple006]

This game is somehow where Joe and Mac got voice lines

[@Se05239]

Not too bad of a game, if you like the genre.

[@judahtheechidna5673]

8:05 because it's Thriller!!

[@TankoonTheFoxCH]

1. Triceratops 2. Mammoth 3. Mosasaurus 4. Molten Tyrannosaurus 5. Apex Pterodactyl 6. Skeletal Dragon Final 7. Mad Scientist (AKA Crazy Professor)

[@samuelc.sthecapybara6618]

And btw that's not a Liopleurodon it's very similar to a Mosasaurus

[@richg9408]

Shadowserg, please, make playlists:1. "NFS: MW 2005 Bosses No Fails";2. "Resident Evil 3 Bosses No damage".

[@mushroomhead3619]

They're cute when they're all chibified!

[@NashTheBlade]

Okay...WHO is that Professor character that is the Final Boss?....He's in SEVERAL Data East Arcade games of this style AND as the final boss

[@elmedusin4573]

¿que clase de tumblepop es este?

[@GoGojiraGo]

Imagine a Joe & Mac/Jurassic Park and World crossover game, where the bosses are Rexy, The Big One, Buck and Doe, Spinosaurus, Mosasaurus, Indominus rex, Indoraptor, Scorpios rex, and Giganotosaurus.

[@MistaCoconutTheClassic]

Boss 1: Triceratops Boss 2: Mammoth Boss 3: Allosaurus Boss 4: Tyrannosaurus rex Boss 5: Pterodactyl Boss 6: Skeletrosaurus Rex Boss 7: Boss rush Boss 8: Professor unkown name and his machine

[@MistaCoconutTheClassic]

Boss 7 isn’t shown on the scene, sadly.

[@ryanleonard3308]

Mr Electro’s brain - mr Electro’s dark lair

[@GatorCorporation]

2:51 That sounds Yoga-familiar 7-7

[@p6mkq]

Mesosaurus and Pterodactyl were pretty tough.

[@davenwatts8173]

Also music is amazing

[@mrobscene4816]

Why haven't you done Congos Capers yet?

[@michaelsmythe7836]

They need to give us more of these games...they are still fun as shit...Aside from Japan s humor...👍👍😎

[@sergioperez-js1nj]

Wait, it is the same BOSS from tumblepop?

[@thatoneblockofcheese6411]

Joe and Mac are dinonappers

[@TonyStarkCLC]

This is just Snow Brothers with a Joe & Mac skin...

[@1elpapo1]

Tumblepop

[@ryanleonard3308]

Lord Bontex - the lair of lord Bontex

[@mattdavis4056]

Is that karnov?

[@mistresskixen6142]

If this game was made in today's day and age it would end up getting banned big time.

[@androidtrece3900]

Data East usaba mucho en sus juegos arcade la temática plataforma estilo tumblepop

[@ryanleonard3308]

The Atlantis king Neptune - water land

[@unooperatemylastdoomoffish9676]

List: Triceratops

[@elinaghosh3473]

3:17 oh my gooood

[@edwardgaines6561]

elina ghosh Boing!

[@nerdtime2452]

Joe and mac return the game that encourages throwing children back at their mother

[@ZaaZoJo]

5:00 uh

[@HyenaGlitch]

Where are the feminists complaining about the cutscenes?

[@kalesplat5063]

I'll just sum it up - "oh its oppressing me because its showing a woman" Wait. Those are Feminazis who can't take a joke.

[@kalesplat5063]

Yep ^^ I was referring to Feminazis (diehard feminists) lel

[@SuperPeterok]

they are all in melissa mccarthy's cooch

[@edwardgaines6561]

Hyena Glitch Only the Feminists who don't get laid complain.

[@cubeman9766]

im against feminists since they talk random bull and just want more (equality is ok and i agree they do need that) but in this case there complaining is relevant here

[@corn_lover3607]

ELEPHANT

[@carlosmalagon8430]

Estos si son juegos y no mamadas ni que pinche free Fire ni que nada

[@erickpandiquevaca4355]

Los juegos de maquinitas de antaño✌👌👍

[@ryanleonard3308]

Mr electro - mr Electro’s dark lair

[@KevinFernandez-dg5jbtorvo]

Please make a remake of this

[@LachnLoad87]

That t rex is freaking godzilla

[@ignasscio]

Why this game was so different?

[@diegoluna9761]

Tumblepop

[@Darwingreen5]

huh... this is basically Snow Bros

[@1elpapo1]

Tumblepop

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Joe and Mac Returns - All Bosses + Ending

[@Orsoarcubo2]

The Triceratops

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Mammoth

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Mosasaurus

[@Orsoarcubo2]

T-Rex

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Pterodactyl

[@ryanleonard3308]

Mammoth - ice cream island

[@ryanleonard3308]

Ryan and Mario returns

[@feijesuskucaliz633]

tumble pop caveman style o.o

[@ryanleonard3308]

King crab - rainbow reef

[@Mai_Shiranui123]

8:30 Karnov

[@edwardgaines6561]

Mai Shiranui That dude's everywhere!

[@jaym5118]

Man, I wish this would release on Wii U.

[@kalesplat5063]

I don't think they'll release this on Wii U... for... uh... reasons.

[@edwardgaines6561]

KaleSplat Titties, son. Titties.

[@bittybears5287]

The Wii-U? Nah. The Nintendo Switch however......

[@Honeyr0ck]

​​@@kalesplat5063that can be censored though But there are people who will complain if it's censored, and people who will complain if it's not censored

[@stripedhyenuh]

5:14 oh god it's fucking Flowey

[@abdulyasserarumpacjr.4123]

stripedhyenuh love

[@ryanleonard3308]

King lizard - grass land

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Joe and Mac Returns - All Bosses

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Triceratops

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Evil Mammoth

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Lipoleurodon

[@Orsoarcubo2]

T-Rex

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Blue and Pink Pterodactyl

[@javiertorres2137]

I want play in PS4 for arcade

[@nightmare674]

The laughs made me cringe when I was a kid.

[@Honeyr0ck]

They are making me cringe now, though, and i'm an adult, it feels like they are trying their best to make a scene that's not even related to the game seem funny (also the jokes are really out of place for a kid's game, not THAT bad but sure made me raise a brow)

[@Icilowan]

I don't understand the 5:00 cavegirl. Can someone explain?

[@ultramaster2o1studios53]

they peek down her skirt.

[@edwardgaines6561]

UltraMaster2O1 Studios The old Marilyn Monroe.

[@wiejskichlop1]

another game and off damage 3:52

[@coolpig3859]

the T.rex wasn't the final boss for once

[@finalhunter6177]

St_pig it never was in these games... far as i know its always been something out of place from the rest of the game

[@adden2242]

I wish I played this game.

this game look like Tumblepop.

[@012Perseo]

wdf no censured??

[@amaurycordeiro1731]

what's not censored

[@angelemanuelzamarriparamir3692]

Karnov My nigga!

[@pepevidarte6607]

¡Ya!Not Is Joe,Is Mario Bros

[@jdjdkxknxkcocockco6255]

WHAT A FLYING MOSASAUR?!

[@jdjdkxknxkcocockco6255]

IT JUST NOTHING...

[@나이수-u5i]

Nice

[@illusionistMunawarMuzaffar]

Love you so much dear, I am searching a my childhood game since long time, Hero is wearing just a tight fit paint, upper body is nude and body structure like slim superman, only punches and kicks, at every stage a white "P" appears, if hero gets "P" then he becomes a white man for limited time and can finish any enemy in one Punch/kick, every third or fourth stage is for boss. I best remember 2nd boss who was fat and lazy but throws powerful punches/kicks and his deadly attack is fire. 2nd boss blow fire from mouth that can finish hero instantly otherwise hero needs several punches/kicks to be dead.

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Joe and Mac Returns - All Bosses - No Damage

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Triceratops

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Angry Mammoth

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Lipoleurodon

[@Orsoarcubo2]

T-Rex

[@Orsoarcubo2]

Blue and Pink Pterodactyl

[@Della_B]

WAIT IS THIS THE REFERENCE OF THEO METARUNNER?- (i know it's not but the hair make me think of it xd)