Joe Rogan on NoFap

Joe Rogan and Duncan Trusell discuss NoFap.

[@floppaissus5099]

Day 90 : now, i read the terms and conditions

[@dawsondudark]

Probably took all 90 days. Ahhh jk

[@trapbois9369]

🤣🤣🤣

[@macstar3608]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noxcho8454]

@@z1don100 no

[@noxcho8454]

@@z1don100 no

[@abdallahhariri6798]

Day 164: I tell the barber when I don't like the haircut

[@yousef9063]

😂 This is a very good one

[@Ryantheman2023]

I tell the waitress she got my order wrong 😂

[@skp7230]

Man... This is a lot of time to ague with my barber

[@eddygci8]

IMPOSSIBLE

[@mohammadshaan8475]

This men is a missah

[@a32tl]

For me, no fapping actually decreased my sex drive. I did no porn for 5 months and went 40 straight days with no sex or masturbation. I honestly did feel much better about myself and felt like my mind was truly sober. I strive to continue this lifestyle even though I do have occasional set backs. I do not want to be addicted to porn or let sexual desires rule my life. The sober mind thing was the most liberating thing for me. I like living with a clear brain that isn’t focused on sex all the time.

[@11newmans]

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[@user-zr6pl6nb6z]

Did going back to sex affect anything?

[@a32tl]

@@user-zr6pl6nb6z Yes. To me, the porn is the worst thing because it tries to get you to view people as sex objects and look at them simply as tools to gratify one's own lust. When I frequently looked at porn, it definitely did a number on my brain. Unless you go a significant period of time without viewing it, you may not understand what I'm talking about. You need to be off of porn for at least 2 - 4 weeks to start feeling the effects of it not messing with your brain. It's not easy to do. That's why most people keep watching it. To me, it comes down to this: Do I want to live my life with clarity of mind and choice or do I want to give in to my primal urges and lusts and let them control my life? In my opinion, there's no room for porn in healthy sexual relationships. The problem is that it can be very pleasurable in the short run but very damaging over time. I'm just at a point in my life where I want my intellect and soul to determine my choices and not every little urge from my body. I choose discipline over my body.

[@user-zr6pl6nb6z]

@@a32tl I think you misunderstood my question. I'm on day 23 now of no porn, etc. What I meant was, did going back and having actual sex feel different after having been off porn for a long time?

[@a32tl]

@@user-zr6pl6nb6z It was definitely more intense and obviously, I couldn't last very long. Besides the not lasting long, for sure better.

[@TattooGames]

After 90 days of nofap my personal differences were as follows. 1. I was way more talkative and friendly towards all people. 2. I make way more eye contact and kept eye contact in a non threatening way. 3. I got looks of respect from a lot of people, and women smiled at me a lot. 4. My voice got deeper and I gained muscle. 5. I excelled at fitness and my jiu-jitsu was on fire. 6. I was not afraid of speaking my mind and didn't give a shit about who listened. 7. Way less negative thoughts.... thought about myself as a machine. 8. Deeper sleeps and powerful dreams. 9. Way more patience and better people skills, but I was snappy during the first month, then I mellowed out. 10. I can feel the testosterone flowing though me and enjoy the sensation. 11. I found it easy after 90days to never mastrabate again. 12. Knowing that I'm ready for a woman 24/7 is quite empowering. 13. Social anxiety is a thing of the past. These are the benefits I have personally experienced and my only gripe is that I didn't start a lot sooner.

[@GhANeC]

Anyone else confirm?

[@JD-kf7un]

​@GhANeC yeh definitely. The testosterone makes huge positive impacts on many aspects of ur life. As my guy said, being ready for a woman 24 7 and muscle growth are some of the best benefits

[@Armannnnnn]

Confirmed

[@tortellini2368]

not jacking it for a few months isn’t going to have massive impact on anyone’s testosterone, maybe an unnoticeable amount IF you’re lucky. Your voice isn’t getting deeper and your muscles aren’t developing more because you quit spanking it, maybe you gained confidence after quitting because you’re proud of yourself and that drove you to work out and get healthier but not choking it isn’t the direct reason.

[@CimotaTJ]

I confirm!!!!

[@santagato7137]

Day 136 of NoFap: Cars are looking both ways before I cross the street

[@kingsleyjulius2994]

Damn 😀

[@aarons.2357]

Underrated

[@LordYuriX]

*holy shit* 💀

[@23nebi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NLspartan117]

@الطائفه الناجيه: هي ما كان عليه الرسول وأصحابه Salvation can only be seen when you remember it is true for everyone. From what other than illusions can we be saved? Do you really think you can win while someone else loses? Reality must be true for everyone for it to be true, and not as a project, somewhere in the future, but in the eternal here and now. Or do you think truth can change through time? It is precisely because truth doesn’t change that we call it true. Everything that changes can’t be true. Truth isn’t a matter of faith, it can ben seen, and you will find it if you search for it, but you cannot find it without discovering it is true for everyone.

[@OfficialEduardoCastillo]

*You’re about to go through the most LEGENDARY comment section.*

[@troy8063]

Agreed

[@LordYuriX]

faxx

[@Sam-ng3of]

Yup. Porn addicts who feel bad about their addiction but also hate the fact others have over come it while they can't so they mock them with jokes.

[@ianwhite8165]

@@Sam-ng3of who says they’re addicts? they can’t be funny on the internet simply cause they want to lol?

[@htctalker983]

Facts

[@denzelmorrison1399]

One of the reasons that I got into no-fap, is that when my family was going to move to the U.S, before that, we had to move to a small apartment before migrating. In that small apartment, there was no hot water, and man, let me tell you, cold water shuts your impulses like never before! I went on no-fap for 2 months, and I felt like I had total control over my life, it feels great! That has been my experience

[@djswirley]

Damn bro this is motivating me to keep going I always relapse after a week

[@benzohhhhh]

@@djswirley a week?? Two days and I’ll blow a hole in the ceiling bro

[@Niketic88]

@@djswirley have you tried to meditate?

[@djswirley]

@@Niketic88 nope I relapsed again today it’s a struggle man

[@Niketic88]

@@djswirley the first time I did nofap was in 2012 and I didn’t felt the full benefits. Three years later I had a bad breakup and combined nofap with meditation (meditating for maybe 10 minutes before going to sleep) When I woke up the second day, man I felt like never before, it was like the movie limitless. I was sharp, in good mood, it felt unreal. That feeling was present for almost a month and faded away, back then I didn’t recognized it was caused by the combination. After another month I was on vacation, when I was at night in my room I couldn’t sleep so out of boredom I started to meditate.. and boom next morning this blessed state was back. Please give it a shot, believe me its worth all the effort.

[@donjuan3983]

Nofap + cold showers + intermittent fasting + meditation = Super Saiyan Jesus 2.0

[@Philani_Ndlovu]

Best comment I've ever seen! 😂😂😂 Jesus on steroids 🤣

[@Philani_Ndlovu]

@@WasifSikder I was born Christian but also a lot of those thing: NoFap, Meditation, Cold Showers, I did intermittent fasting but not I mostly eat twice a day (or once since I very much listen to my body whether it really hungry or it just craving something), Gratitude, Grounding (Earthing) out in Nature and in the Sun, Crystal work here and there, Exercise & Yoga, Good night sleep, Good & Positive thoughts and emotions AND being in the NOW as much as possible. I guess the Age of Light/Enlightenment (Aquarius & beyond) is upon us all since I'm big believer trustee that mother Earth is Ascending to the Heavens (5th Dimension which is a heavy Spiritual, quasi Physical realm) together with all of her children. That implies that all of her children (humans, animals, plants, trees, minerals etc) must BE up for the same whether they allow it or resist it since we're all connected with her ultimately.

[@WasifSikder]

@@Philani_Ndlovu absolutely awesome man. I am so thankful to youtube that we can learn all of these things. In the past in when people would have to farm or hunt for their next meal, people were already doing most of these things anyway, and people were much more connected with god and religion

[@MohammedMuhiUddin]

Fuck intermittent Fasting. Try real Fasting.

[@350GJUGG]

Don’t forget mewing for that Greek god face

[@King-me2sk]

Jamie after day 264 of NoFap: Pull that up Rogan.

[@Ryantheman2023]

Deadass lmaooo

[@benjamin4990]

😂👌🏻

[@Quinten13]

😂😂😂😂

[@danapink2503]

Lmaooo

[@eddygci8]

Joe

[@hidum5779]

had a 200+ days streak, and then I went behind a woman. Heartbreak got me and boom I'm back. But I wasn't back like before, I went into a loop of a week. Then a loop of a couple of days. After failing so many times that I lost count, I'm now back on day 12 again. I'm so happy again and feel the energy inside.

[@Isaac-ev3nq]

Can totally relate with the loops. Happy to say I'm now on my longest streak. Thank you 💯

[@hidum5779]

@@Isaac-ev3nq don't go behind a woman who doesn't care about you. Be safe my friend.

[@pedroclaro7822]

@@hidum5779 wdym, you cheated on her with someone or you had her 🐶 style?

[@jaylifts334]

Yeah I was on day 100 then I got sick for two weeks no gym just depressed and losing weight and testrone levels down

[@BerezniukMykhailo]

Did you relapse on pornography or bad woman i don't get it?

[@grimcryptvevo]

As a no fap / semen retention practitioner, I'm happy that so many people think it's fake and it's BS. That means only me and other few will enjoy the crazy benefits it provides.

[@Panzerram]

It's a Fun challenge idk why the coomers are so angry about it

[@ryanwessel1797]

That's kinda selfish

[@robertocarlos2743]

@@ryanwessel1797 he is motivating people. It’s reversed psychogy

[@webb555]

@@ryanwessel1797 that’s the world, we just accept it. A lot will fail, and we know that, and we get strength knowing that people can’t do it and think it’s bs while we’re over here living our best lives.

[@GavinOCo]

I just don't get it. I've gone a couple weeks, couldnt tell if I felt a bit more alert due to placebo or not jerking off, but it wasn't worth it IMO. I don't find it difficult to not jerk off all the time (I dont all the time- nut a few times a week), and I don't disrespect those that prefer not to. But personally I just get super horny and its distracting I can't imagine the benefits would outweigh the enjoyment (and proven benefits) I get from having sex. Sex is the best lol Although I'm curious to hear your guys experiences!

[@Babystan02]

Day 68 of no fap: I’ve gained the ability to know where my girlfriend wants to eat

[@josuemerigo4506]

Austin P Gold

[@zeyadtarek4638]

Underrated brooo

[@marcelmontezuma2426]

Austin P holy shit I need this

[@khaho1756]

That’s forbidden knowledge

[@kaizen5023]

Winning

[@skater98austin]

How to train your dragon has a totally new meaning now

[@joshbronson8577]

skater98austin lmao

[@brooklynstags6317]

Hahahah best comment

[@krabbykrabby8818]

One of the few funny comments 😂😂

[@vision-kv4si]

Night FURY ❗😈😈😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🕶🕶🕶🕶🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

[@theo9706]

U just made my day bruh

[@aaronsanchez1551]

To be honest the confidence growth happens when you have better control over yourself better. I sleep allot better, less anxiety. I feel more stoic especially at the gym I don’t need supplements anymore. I have more energy and I engage more with people especially females where it’s just casual conversation with complete eye contact. Just a whole change for the better. It’s all about the discipline you develop

[@Moriningland]

I think that’s the actual benefit. Discipline is a good thing.

[@MrThyten]

as a person who went on a 252 day streak, it is the greatest feeling in the world

[@wombat5252]

I think i have an issue with my body. If i wait more than roughly 5 days or more, it actually hurts really bad as I cum. F'n weird. LOL

[@jojojo9240]

@@wombat5252 Damn. Maybe check a doctor?

[@voy6r]

what were the benefits?

[@orangy57]

what made you crack at day 252

[@kinidiosodlosios6892]

@@jojojo9240 Why you think doctor would jerk him off ?

[@trentgray6474]

Day 366: Jordan Peterson is cleaning my room.

[@albertomassari77]

😂

[@Oceanix__]

Oh my God 😂😂😂

[@Norb_]

This is a god tier one

[@sasankgs9339]

This is one of the best I've even seen lmao

[@AliAhmed63708]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@golfisnotasport6315]

Day 69: I say 'no' to my asian parents.

[@the1stmetalhead]

Gold 👌🏾

[@ashutoshdube6560]

No way you did it

[@clips6781]

Oh u win the competition

[@alicoban7956]

HGBŞIDSAGFLŞIASGDIFGAHASHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@jowyschwarz313]

I believe they gonna smash u, if not they not real asian parent

[@emergencyfood1367]

Benefits of NoFap: Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse. Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. Day 10 - Better energy and sleep. Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length. Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional. Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact-just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays. Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day-all 15gb of it-you upgrade your Gmail account to premium. Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business. Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally. Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion. Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World. Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do. You give your fellow humans one last look-they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way-but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.

[@awxuh]

Why did I read all of this… and believe it

[@presauced]

Definitely one of the best comments I've ever read. This truly needs more likes.

[@petrol_prophet]

this was absolutely epic

[@ahmedkhalidali9912]

I can confirm this is scientific fact

[@CarlitosWu3y]

I am blindly going to follow this to a cue

[@vinnie1827]

With nofap I’m much more social than before. My confidence raised and I felt completely independent of the society especially women!

[@DylanDocker]

Not a genuine comment

[@xykiller6976]

@@DylanDocker prove it

[@johnharrison4592]

I've been nofap for 12 hours and I feel like a new man. The struggle is real but I will stay strong!!

[@god9249]

😂

[@poojar102]

12 hours lmao u basically slept and were awake for a few hours

[@2010hyundaielantra]

Nah

[@Beautifulcoil]

To be honest, I don't know much about the physical aspect of masturbating, but mentally, the fact that we have access to so many luxuries these days, we eat food which contains more sugar than ever, we smoke weed which is stronger than ever, we watch every film, listen to every song at our fingertips, and stimulate sexual pleasure without much effort, and it seems unhealthy to me. And the fact that despite all of these, many of us are still unhappy and we can't stop with any of these luxuries for more than a week is a big warning sign. We're extremely spoiled, and it reflects mentally: we want quick pleasures, we're easily distracted, we put less effort into communication and relationships because we already have something that provides us with pleasure. Does anybody else feel the same?

[@calidag]

I do, I comlpeatley agree with everyting you said!

[@vincentodero3143]

That's beautiful

[@lucashoeferkamp3990]

Yes, I do, and you explained this very well. We have adapted to a world of constant stimulation and its killing us, if not literally, then at least figuratively. Our dopamine receptors get overused and then each time they are stimulated our response is less and less. The luxuries we use daily aren't inherently bad, but they should be used in moderation.

[@alketire]

I just wanna say that was a very well articulated question, and a good one at that, and I definetly think there's something too it. I think, like Jordan Peterson might put it, we live in a time of chaos and we need to put in into order. I think what we need is a generation that teaches the young once about diciplin. Just some thoughts, thanks!

[@devincoulter4459]

Shit you hit the nail on the head brother

[@joog59]

Day 18252: I only have to click a file once to open it.

[@flabagaster7218]

Oh my you have ascended

[@jSyndeoMusic]

I too use the Dolphin file explorer on Linux.

[@doomerboomer9402]

you can configurate that in windows...so....

[@cadencole103]

I read this as I only have to chikfila once to open it

[@captaincoco4911]

double-click button?)

[@elementfps6354]

my dad had to bring me to my therapist's office one day, a new person. He brought me to the wrong place that turned out to be a no fap support group. It was the most awkward 60 minutes of my life.

[@leon.s.kennedy8295]

😂😂😭

[@healthfitnessshorts5015]

😂😂

[@Niketic88]

I bet Dad knew what he was doing. Still very funny 😂

[@madhanmadhan7440]

😅😅

[@scorpionwins6378]

Just started my nofap journey. Currently 9 days in after falling off the wagon. I'm going to make it through to November this time. I wish all my fellow brothers out there all the willpower in the universe.

[@thehyperluz]

I'm in it for 2 weeks now.. my goal is also to see my progress in November. We can do it brother, we'll make it 💪

[@lakutomafoso]

So, how are you doing with your goal?

[@Superfreq69]

This is my 1st No-Nut November

[@_Amilio_]

This sounds like radio in GTA when you get in the car

[@Andrew-ci9xv]

Lol

[@douglasferreira2764]

Wctr Nofap Radio

[@mark-pz7yx]

Blaine county radio

[@IamRanJos]

Vice City had it yes

[@douglasferreira2764]

I think no fap wont escape from the next Gta, Rockstar will bring this subtly

[@dillonkrieger86]

Day 162 of nofap. I've lost hearing in my right eye.

[@shortchubbyneckbeard1681]

can you heat up your food after look at it, intensely... I've been told you can after 45 days... please don't tell me I was lied to

[@kajasikora9929]

omg lol

[@cai6972]

*I've gained seeing in my right ear*

[@NoName-bx2ft]

No shit

[@Uncorkedscotty]

Day 300. Women now have orgasms being within a 50 Meter radius of my penis. And aliens ask me for advice

[@youvebeengreeked]

If you think about fapping, you’re thinking about fapping. If you think about NOT fapping, you’re still thinking about fapping. Put your mind, time and heart into other passions if you really want to No Fap.

[@henylor2813]

After one week, I can sense my extrovertness coming back

[@zyrekpascual942]

Day 69 of nofap. I won rock paper scissors against the mirror.

[@Abovedamatrix3352]

Wow. Need to learn that.

[@thinkingmachine354]

Zyrek Pascual fuck the rest of these comments, that is the shit right here!

[@RedRedMCmusic]

Lmao

[@errorpleasetryagain8342]

I am proud of you my brudda

[@jdowg6]

That's pretty much a new dimension of you.

[@agee7777]

Day 295 nofap, I now narrate Morgan Freemans life

[@mikeatherton7621]

PMSL!!

[@keatvanlowe2775]

How? You can't even spell

[@nathanielringdahl]

Brooooo bwaaahahahah

[@albertmichelson1615]

hahahahahaaa

[@brianknowles3130]

🤣🤣🤣....that's ah good one

[@parikshitvirmani6387]

After doing it for 300+ days, I can say it is really tough not to jerk off if you are not using your energy in any way. You either meditate, create or work your ass off then only will you be able to maintain the streak ✨

[@VannTheDawn]

My testo levels actually went back to normal after a couple months of not fapping, it used to be below average, also I feel a lot stronger when I’m in the gym.

[@joachimgauckler8555]

Fapping has no negative effects on testo levels, prove me wrong.

[@stephen7690]

@@joachimgauckler8555 actually t levels go up after 7 days. That's how long the study was for, there are no long term studies yet

[@_-SpaceCowboy-_]

After two weeks of no fap, I began to remember what I did tomorrow.

[@Libtardo123]

Space Cowboy it only took me 1 day

[@GazzyD]

Bruh, this one killed me 😂😂

[@_-SpaceCowboy-_]

@@Libtardo123 G-zuz!, U must B chinese.

[@nightspicer]

i don't think this is even reasonable... compared to other comments at least.

[@jamesmcqueary6233]

Damn nigga!

[@JennaTilwertz]

Day 23 of nofap: My sandwich is making me a girlfriend.

[@owencoleman9543]

Underrated comment

[@RDZD79]

so good

[@arivindharanbalakrishnan418]

Wtffffff dude.. Hahahahaha 😂 😂 😂

[@benf340]

“i gotchu bro”

[@someguy165]

Oof

[@malscyllis]

Idc fapping has saved me from making some real bad decisions. Never go grocery shopping hungry.

[@rileydavidjesus]

Day 692 of NoFap: Waldo is now looking for me.

[@humanpikachu1753]

This is so stupid but so funny at the same time 😂😂

[@jdc4316]

Aaiyaz if a comment number of likes ends in a 0, 5, 10, 69 or 420 then I leave it usually lol

[@serbianempire6456]

This one really cracked me up 😂 Thank you!

[@ebongjr793]

It’s wally

[@ShutterSpeedGaming]

Spike Solas lmao 😂😂

[@benitodifrancesco7254]

Year 16 of nofap...I can see John Cena and smell what the Rock is cooking

[@hectorbrizuela6214]

This ancient wisdom was lost with Atlantis...... I'm glad to see that knowledge never dies.

[@kv3331]

Lol 😂 🙏 day 5 nofap

[@cedomirgligoric1247]

Fetch

[@msaad8053]

Loooooooiil

[@subiwrx808flow5]

IT'S ME .p z

[@shermansadventure1151]

When I was first debating trying out semen retention, this video popped up in my feed, and I thought to myself "whatever Joe Rogan's advice is on the subject, I will do the opposite". Baring a couple of slip-ups, been practising semen retention for nearly 3 years now. Best decision I ever made - thanks Joe, your wisdom knows no bounds!

[@grantthornton837]

Semen retention or nofap?

[@shermansadventure1151]

@@grantthornton837 Semen retention is definitely more preferable to no fap. No fap is a good start, but whether you are jazzing into a tissue, into a condom, onto/into a beautiful lady; your body doesn't know the difference. If you are doing it too regularly, you're still wasting that vital life energy.

[@ryanparker3_2_1]

@@shermansadventure1151 have fun with that 😂😂

[@shermansadventure1151]

@@ryanparker3_2_1 And you have fun wasting the incredible energy and potential inside of you for 5 minutes of pleasure 😊.

[@theanubhavshow7039]

@@shermansadventure1151 you're so god damn dumb i can't even begin to explain it lmao

[@capitalp6577]

This literally is a midnight gospel episode. No editing needed. Insert clancy in a medieval castle. Boom episode

[@josephwright5140]

I think nofap for me was less about not not masturbating and gaining stupid super powers and more about no longer being dependent on internet pornography, which is addictive

[@Mousehawk21]

Sexual Freedom? Sexual Slavery is what it really is.

[@ntsempty1209]

That's the point, no fap isn't about "gaining power" it's just to excersie you mentally on the idea of abstinence

[@ezra5788]

@Agressive tubesock, the real loser here is you. Masturbating to pixels on a screen is sexual freedom? A real Alpha male does not touch himself to other people having sex, that's one of the most pathetic beta things a man can do. How about you have real sex instead of watching other people fuck on a screen? Porn is for losers who get off to watching other men fuck women. Pathetic

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Yeah but if you so vehemently oppose porn then you’re letting it still have control over you. Just forget about it. Let it fade away into nothingness.

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Also please don’t refer to other human beings as alpha and beta males. That shits cringey.

[@MrMojoAnimations]

Day 303: I sleep standing up. Day 358: I bite mosquitoes.

[@JakobSteez]

LMAOOO

[@josephstalin9167]

Man this was a killer. I literally spit some food out while reading "i bite mosquitoes."

[@TANMAN47TANMAN]

Doesnt take mental prep to order pizza

[@jeannedarc7533]

bruh, that's sleepwalking XD

[@Improveshorts]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@maldy4604]

Year 11 of nofap i started putting women in the friend zone

[@dwolfe2907]

lol those who haven't tried it will never know- but nofap is no joke. Porn is like a drug, and most people are addicted to it like crack. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms quitting porn/fapping. After 90 days, you feel like a new man.

[@mikemorrison1690]

I have actually smoked crack off and on over 5-6 years, from 2006 until 2010-2011. I've also been a compulsive porn user for as long as I can remember. Leaving crack alone was easier.

[@joneh9483]

Day 235 of nofap: I can now communicate with blind people using sign language.

[@TheoGarza]

😅😂

[@relaxingaura4395]

You're a goat

[@Alan18012]

Kachigga my squigga

[@maximrighetti8633]

Underrated

[@wp4872]

Day 38 of No Fap: I just killed two stones with one bird.

[@randypage26]

Damn

[@wp4872]

Bruh

[@sheldongreene8366]

😂😂

[@jozefkucera8402]

I Love You why 38?

[@wp4872]

Jozef Kučera why not

[@okjohn-jim9189]

Nah nofap doesn't make you desire sex more it makes you broaden your view on women imo. You don't see them for their body as much

[@misterauctor7353]

???

[@IANFLEGAS]

"The body needs a balance, thats why im a big proponent of exercise--" I really wanted to hear the end of that thought

[@bouncybowling9503]

Day 235 of Nofap: Alexa asked me what the weather was gonna be like on Friday

[@etxsports5836]

haha

[@WeaponsArePartOfMyReligion]

😅😂

[@maximisxxx]

Oh god...

[@maximisxxx]

@@johnnyparsnips7641 Friday night to the club mood!!...

[@SirAtticus]

😂😂

[@kid3686]

6 hours into nofap. I can see trough walls(only when there’s a window)

[@stay_m4d]

Underrated

[@Sid-uc5ms]

@@stay_m4d Severely underrated

[@TMeek94]

Troughs are for feeding animals

[@Chancethestylist]

Kanye Legitimately Smiling nice profile picture bro

[@joshbronson8577]

Lol y’all funny asl with these comments

[@braydensmith218]

I’m about 5 days in 👍 I don’t know if it’s worth it but I want to have the strength to resist at least one thing I crave

[@SpicyNuddle]

Day 44 of Nofap: Bitcoin started to invest in me

[@xho2010]

Underrated

[@DarkKnightOne]

😂😂

[@user-rc5oi5nc7y]

“Day 902, I know who let the dogs out”

[@SHIVANJAY619]

H underrated

[@manuam98]

WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO??

[@itsalllove204]

Me too it was Smithers!

[@EricSmyth4Christ]

ALOL

[@snazdogdbfan251]

Day 903 I know the name of the dog from Scooby Doo

[@daimontana]

15 mins into nofap already feeling like a greek god

[@jeremiahbueler4035]

10 seconds no fap Thor’s hammer has returned

[@stephen7690]

xD rolflmao

[@DetectiveMcGarnacle]

“When I have sex…(long pause)…with a human…” I almost died

[@OnePlancheMan]

Steve Rogers did nofap for 70 years, look where he is now.

[@Sg6CrossOver]

Nigga didn't old at all

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Holy shit WOAH.

[@ricokowalski6810]

@@Sg6CrossOver nigga didn't wat😂😂😂nice one

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

-Big Smoke"That's ice cold playa".

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@@Sg6CrossOver Nigga,sitchoo ass down.

[@mr.nobody6392]

This Comment SECTION is *PURE GOLD*

[@alexanderbyrne9684]

69th like

[@wiseman3989]

It is LOL!!!

[@subhrajyotidas]

I've been reading these comments for more than 10minutes now 😅

[@DemonFox444]

Hahaha foreal bro xD

[@Crispy_pata]

Yep

[@Milkra]

Day 101: I’m giving Joe Rogan advice on DMT

[@byyr3]

Day 39: this happened 4 real btw. This girl I’m just so in love with, I told her i want you but on the most neutral voice ever. She told me enthusiastically I don’t want you. So I told her neutral voice again: oh oké no problem. And she felt uncomfortable 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noname3609]

Day 700 : Death is afraid of me.

[@benitodifrancesco7254]

That's something Tony Ferguson would say

[@remnant4363]

i dont believe you

[@noname3609]

@@remnant4363 you're right.last night I had a wet dreaM

[@kennethwilliams3932]

😂😂🤣😂😂

[@hasnainashraf2600]

Day 57: I've made this comment despite being in North Korea.

[@TheAvaricious.]

That is madness!!

[@berkcansukut4463]

You are a true warrior

[@hafidhrendyanto2690]

This is the best

[@chocoboyslocker4370]

Jokes comment 🤣

[@spaceking7984]

Legend

[@Styrofoamiskindabad]

no matter how u see nofap to me it helps u in a lot of ways. except for me i do anti fap. experienced benefits like increased confidence , increased strength when lifting weights, increased discipline and for the spiritual aspects some may say that it’s bs/ placebo but things go in ur way for example the things u do in ur life becomes easier and tolerable when it is difficult for those who have tried and has yet to experience these benefits which i doubt so just go on longer streaks and eventually make it a lifestyle

[@godnyx117]

Week 3 of nofap: I can now Imagine Dragons

[@doedog612]

Day 300 of nofap: attention pays me

[@jalenhiggins]

Lil Wayne reference?

[@doedog612]

@@jalenhiggins ong😂

[@HeliqRL]

intellect

[@sethanimal1481]

today I went shopping, and talk is still cheap

[@HenryThe12]

Haters can’t see me, nosebleed seats?

[@finneganmcbride6224]

Day 5: I won a staring contest with the sun

[@aliamin2159]

Finnegan McBride thought it was a solar eclipse.

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Nah chief it just looks like the sun went out cause you went blind

[@InfamousX1000]

So... you stared at the sun until sunset? And you’re typing this? I’m impressed, you cured blindness in just 5 days!

[@FrankieTeardrop1998]

If that's just day 5, wow!

[@Baldoxxx4000]

Dont stare at it absorb its energy like Superman

[@therealrates]

That pause Joe took. I love that he can do that and be so comfortable with it.

[@mtvslime9564]

We are supposed to release that holding it in does nothing but stresses you out and makes you feel uncomfortable. Yea obviously when you’re done you’re tired and weak that’s what’s it’s supposed to do. Fapping is normal folks.

[@stylishboy004]

finally someone with an ounce of brains. i don't know what people are thinking nowadays.

[@Freegameteachings]

Day 93: David Goggins is no longer able to look me in the eye.

[@alejandrodurancardona4006]

That's gon take more than 3 short months. You dont know him, son

[@aussienation9714]

Who’s carrying the boats

[@VenomLeon]

*LMAO*

[@ame70068]

Lmao

[@Charlie-eq3dj]

A better response would have been that you can look David Goggins in the eye.

[@jagritbhatia5765]

day 100: when i go swimming, i dont come up for oxygen, oxygen comes down for me.

[@jakehernandez209]

got me spittin my ceareal bruhhhh

[@kickflipz]

Lmfaoooo

[@bagyongpablo761]

Fuckin' OP man ngl

[@maenadxxx]

Hahahhaha. Amazing 👏

[@abdulaj4956]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Foopy]

Day 120 - I’ve told my barber I don’t like the haircut

[@joeldudee9356]

Saying that more sexual drive is bad is wrong, the root cause of rape is pornographic addiction, i think it was jeffrey dahmer or ted bundy that even said that porn was bad the day before he got the death penalty

[@dt7827]

"Where as when I have sex...with a human ". I'm glad he cleared that part up

[@walkingalive1093]

Lmao best comment hands down

[@juainott5281]

Hahahaha he took his time That pause was enough to notice how weird it was

[@rafnaegels8913]

Read this while simultaneously hearing it, made it better to sink in.

[@Ease54]

I'm not convinced.

[@miguelmejia4656]

so he's gay?

[@poopsmith21]

Day 2: I jogged a mile. Day 4: I cracked an egg with one hand Day 10: my dog ran out of the house, but I caught up. Day 20: I read the odyssey in Braille Day 35: my sex appeal formed an aura around me Day 40: went to the gym, all the squat racks emptied. Day 60: I learned to speak in Hieroglyphics. Day 70: my phone held a charge for 10 days. Brightness at max. Day 90: I tickled her G spot with my voice Day 100: my wifi works wherever I go. Day 150: I resuscitate my grandfather. He died in 1994. Day 360: I mine Bitcoin with my subconscious. Year 2: I am energy

[@et4493]

I am energy LMFAO

[@hybriddude007]

Lmfao

[@vodkacannon]

Holy shit.

[@Sicaoisdead]

Limitless pill for life.

[@felipedoria5409]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@kardneasad]

At 4:30 I fucking DIED not because of the “where I’m jerking off a lot” but the laugh joe held back right after😭

[@jamessmith2687]

we all fight demons but once in a while we fall very bad into addictions or etc. The dragon is that terrible moment in your life that you have to defeat, demons will always be with you but dragons appear once a a while and they take time to defeat.

[@isaacwechuli2105]

Im on SEMEN RETENTION DAY 36 and i realized that its makes you less hornier than excess musturbation and sexual indulgence. When you ejaculate through musturbation or sex, the desire for sex diminishes for a while, but afterwards the body craves for the feeling of ejaculation, making you want to ejaculate again..I BELIEVE SEMEN RETENTION OR NOFAP is a personal experience and we should stop generalizing its benefits/DISADVANTAGES across all men. MY ADVICE IS, TRY AND EXPERIENCE ITS BENEFITS OR DEMERITS FIRST-HAND. DONT RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS. SOME PEOPLE ARE PAID TO MISLEAD US

[@kieran6163]

Day 333: Cold showers make me sweat

[@nwchi234]

Kieran Come on you Mariners!! We’re Grimsby Town!!

[@ericn.1822]

I recommend you to visit nofap.com 🖐

[@muchresonance2211]

Day 400: I entered the Multiverse

[@jsingh98]

Cold showers actually make me sweat lmao

[@gustavoadolforodriguezdavi1705]

Easy be fat or live in the tropic.

[@Cooking-Babe]

Day: 99: I told my boss to clock out and go home

[@confusedjerry9420]

Lmao

[@YeekTV_Atlanta]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeannedarc7533]

💀💀

[@leonhayes7080]

Hahahaha

[@Degenerado112]

"day:100: my boss fired me"

[@Tai91827]

After 6 weeks of retention, I woke up at 5am to wake my alarm clock up.

[@aryanpramanik454]

Day 100 of nofap: my parents are moving out and looking for a job

[@michaelwduffy]

“It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them.” -Epictetus

[@Travelling..Bottle..Digger]

Epictetus sounds like he was a poor man

[@mitigate385]

“No man is free who is not master of himself” -Epictetus

[@doublevision2943]

Greedy and overly horny people are the weakest people there are and the scary part is the majority, vast majority of people is exactly that, but you don't have to be. Becoming a master over these 2 aspects is true strength, happiness and confidence

[@53strat55]

@@Travelling..Bottle..Digger Maybe he was, but his wisdom and influence will be more then you can ever imagine to have.

[@johnseymore9304]

‘Let the part of thy soul which leads and governs be undisturbed by the movements in the flesh, wether of pleasure or of pain, and let it not unite with them, but let it circumscribe itself and limit those affects to their parts’ -Marcus Auralius

[@Dxvincenzo]

The guy with hair looks exactly how he sounds

[@467076]

Andrew Stevens 😂😂🤣

[@theswingingman]

Not really

[@r.custard8059]

Why tf does this comment make so much sense?! 😂😂

[@thedarkmaster4747]

I.K.R. Lol!

[@pradeepsethi90]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrIMMANUELNGUGI]

Day 29 of no Fap,✓✓ I carried my car on my back. Day 49 of no Fap,✓✓ jumped into space and had dinner with Aliens. Day 100 of no Fap, ✓✓I stole the moon and hanged it on my wall.

[@skipdog9912]

Yanking it and porn is so damaging. No fap for over 6 weeks. Tired of that addiction. Kick this habit and you’ll notice the difference in a few weeks.

[@anelevilakazi8467]

day 2: had some extra virgin olive oil & now it’s just olive oil

[@_saintoj]

Are u saying u fucked your olive oil?

[@skullsalt]

@@_saintoj contact with him makes you coom in 0.3 milliseconds

[@robertg6339]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@betterdenu999]

Day 1: had some extra virgin olive oil & now its half virgin olive oil (only did oral)

[@valkrie5816]

@@_saintoj yes that's what I yes pretty sure

[@Buspepper]

Day 1000: elon musk is asking me for money

[@solowarrior1145]

😂😂😂😂 “can I borrow some Bitcoin 👽”

[@troy8063]

Simply said day 1000 aint coming for all of us

[@KAYYELI]

@@lilchris1839 pathetic creature

[@sepehradonis6959]

@@lilchris1839 It depends on your mentality. Nofap is easier for strong mentalities. I recommend Meditation and working out If you want to improve your mental health.

[@ryhnayy1364]

@Simon Kalin kzbin.info/www/bejne/e37Yqmx3q7Rlp5I it was in my recommended lol

[@mr.b1223]

The is the best comment section of all time , better than some comedy sites

[@Nesggy]

how to become a better human: mewing, reading, cold showers, meditating, nofap, stretching, breathing, exercising, fasting I tried some of them, except meditating. I failed nofap many times but I still continue to stop the urges, I did breathing only 2 times but felt really good. I fast and I try to read again. sometimes I do cold showers and very soon I will start exercising It takes time to build good habits but it's worth it

[@ahoj4148]

Day 235 of no fap: facts now care about my feelings

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

Yeah but is your wife a doctor?

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

Yeah, but can you decide what to do if you had to make a policy decision that would benefit only either the United States or Israel at the others expense?

[@benitodifrancesco7254]

@@TheJeremyKentBGross it's just a joke,chill...

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@benitodifrancesco7254 Yeah. Exactly the same. Try taking your own advice and grow a sense of humor.

[@benitodifrancesco7254]

@@TheJeremyKentBGross k

[@rafatagliari2250]

Day 45: I argued with my mom and she actually admitted defeat

[@thattrashplayer3856]

Lol

[@jaredk300]

Hes wrong. Nofap makes sex less desireable in the sense that you crave more emotional intamacy from women and actually get to know them. It also gives you a confidence boost and makes you have a better vibe in general.

[@ShwetabhSenpai]

hell no

[@zetster1144]

@@ShwetabhSenpai Ok addict.

[@ShwetabhSenpai]

@@zetster1144 no BOZO

[@confiance1492]

Comment section deserves a huge W.

[@alexdiezg]

Year 69 of no fap: I've found out what Victoria's secret is.

[@toniodotcom]

It's weird I read this comment EXACTLY the second after I tought of it. :O

[@5.7hemi79]

@4holePatriot I'm fuckin wheezing bru

[@chosen7774]

it’s the tracker in the bras

[@mustardman9178]

How original

[@joshaustin9119]

Shes got herpes.old news

[@laserpanda9553]

Day 176 of nofap: I plugged the usb in the correct way around before the first attempt

[@Max-yn5lu]

Dude, that's impossible XD

[@TheRexTera]

Is it a bird... Is it a plain... No it’s...

[@Ezra_27]

Accuracy 100%

[@andmicbro1]

Plot twist, it's a type C USB.

[@caaaaaammy_g]

So this is the power of ultra instinct...

[@jd6246]

Working out is the biggest stop to my addiction because the desire is in my muscles now

[@LAStars-sratS]

I think, I think, I think....they both say I think. Neither of them KNOW. Sexual energy can be transmuted into SpiritualEnergy.

[@chrisrosario6114]

How so?

[@LAStars-sratS]

@@chrisrosario6114 To reach Samadhi Go to 57:25 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6HNZohnn92SjaM Kundalini awakening all the chakras will lead to this also. An explanation why this is instant enlightenment starts at 51:12

[@spaceslav8954]

Day 21: it ain't much but it's honest work. There's no joke.

[@cooperberry8415]

Respect

[@DiegoSantos-oe4vg]

I get the nofap,are hard but not Impossible.

[@DiegoSantos-oe4vg]

Asa Akira

[@DiegoSantos-oe4vg]

Dread hot.

[@DiegoSantos-oe4vg]

Elisa Sanches.

[@lachlancarrucan3040]

Day 4 no fap: just slammed a revolving door

[@nordic5436]

Jane Austin currently day 4 of NNN, still waiting for December 1st

[@gkjay07]

lmfaoaooaooa

[@gkjay07]

lmfaoooooo

[@OheyBro]

lmao

[@Stylishute]

Jane Austin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KzEProduction]

I was no fap day ~ 20. I noticed a glare on my glasses and swore it was a ufo... 🤪😭🤣

[@josueramirez7247]

Haha this is funny and interesting because I had recently heard a podcast where one of the guests saw a UFO and they think it was linked to not having sex that week.

[@vengalilarvind7437]

10 days for me now. Stopped on the 26th of december .. Now the last addiction to get rid of is smoking. Still a monumental task. Hope i stop smoking this year.

[@hristopetroff3912]

How you feel without masturbation? I'm starting today. That is my first day

[@vengalilarvind7437]

@@hristopetroff3912 total Loss of libido, my little friend was working overtime for so long that he's retracted now. Nothing moves, no morning wood, no unexpected erections... Nothing. Its weird, maybe the systems are rebooting. Ill see by three months from now if he wakes up from hibernation.

[@theastronomer7]

How's it going now? I'm on day 17

[@KBlade1]

@@vengalilarvind7437 Bingo Makes you want to do the deed just to see if it still spills the SEED

[@thechosenone711]

Day 73: some bald guy in a wheelchair wanted me to join his school for the gifted

[@beluga4356]

Hi logan

[@0113Naruto]

Joe?

[@thechosenone711]

@@beluga4356 hello bub

[@robertdomergue1946]

😂

[@leonhayes7080]

Hahahahhahahaha 😂